Thread 150877636

another shit game edition

pies v bane sometime tonight, look it up yourself champ

IF it's a cats-pies grand final
THEN i shan't be watching

lets have a good fun thread and judge posts on their merits not whatever flag may be attached

>>150877707
fuck up seppo

>>150877636 (OP)
Cats hater on seething watch lmao

>>150877827
shit post, didn't look at flag

any good youtube vids on how to learn the rules of this gay sport?

>150877831
>i barrack for a team of salary cap cheats with a media protection racket lol everyone is seething
not something to be proud of, champ

Good morning alf
Happy SUPER SATURDAY

https://youtu.be/nXg41I7BJeg

Crazy that the bald bloke from Aunty Donna is the only one in footy media pushing back against gambling advertising

good morning gents

sam "the cuck" mitchell

"The Australian Formula 1 Grand Prix could become Victoria's most expensive general admission sport event, with single-day tickets on track to eclipse the cost of an AFL grand final ticket for the first time.

Ticket prices for next year's motorsport event in Melbourne have been increased across the board, with a weekend adult ticket that cost $309 this year increasing to $385.

Race day tickets will surge from $169 to $210 while equivalent concession and junior tickets will each rise by $35 and $15 respectively.

Although pricing for next year's AFL grand final has not been revealed, ticket prices would need to jump by more than $15 to be more expensive than the racing event."

f1 tickets sell out so quickly
fucking eurofags

>>150879048
>omg le scripted netflix series
>f1 is epic i must go!!!!

how are collingwood favourites lol
they should even be in the 8 really

good mourning Losers.

i'm a loser baby
so why don't you kill me

f1 and epl are peak reddit

>i love all sports!
>my teams are liverpool, lakers, new england patriots

>>150879144
kek
aussie lakers fans are cucks

not a single good final

>>150878389
anyone know why ken hinkley copped 20k for doing a plane gesture to a player
but when a geelong coach abuses a female this happens

>>150879293
Freo Suns was great and I'd argue the first half last night was elite
Otherwise, you are correct.

we have been through this mate freo suns was trash football
>b-but le epic pressure
their pressure isnt even finals level bane showed what happens with actual pressure

>>150879357
Ken Hinkley was fined 20k for leaving the Geelong shadow government, not for stirring up Ginni.

>>150879442
>implying I watched more than the last 2 minutes youtube vid

if there is one thing i pay good money for it is to go and see elite pressure in a footy game

i scream and clap if the margin is within a couple points
its why im such a big aflw fan as the games are always sclose

Letting out some absolute belters from my arsehole.

brisbane fans will be based if they boo gaynor

the promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-zz0sh17fk
the more things change the more they stay the same

>>150879560
whats got your noggin joggin mate?

>>150879571
the ghost of joseph

something better is coming

nick daicos is running in randwick race 2 today lads
horse number 8

id hope so you're better than this

you aren't watching the granny?

Up early today, Josh?

i have become too esoteric for this little general. i have outgrown you all.

if collingwood was a horse you wouldnt bet on it given its recent form

If Collingwood was my arsehole, you'd guarantee they'd be getting flogged.

Collingwood: Has been well beaten at every start this prep, showing no turn of foot when asked. Punters deserting in droves. Hard to see it troubling the scorer, can’t have

brisbane wearing the fitzroy colours in melbourne is a cringe 'mick tbqhwy

todays multi; gaylord into collingwood - shall be eating caviar encrusted lobster for dinner for the rest of the year.

First 'fee and 'nk done.

>>150879907
they wear bane colours in finals mate

>>150879920
they didn't against geelong

>>150879949
not a real final

can feel a sydney swans 2025 season coming on but it wont quite happen

hasan piker gives off alex rance vibes

gout gout just wont quite come out out today

>>150879997
did a swans 2024 after two coffees just before

>>150880045
that is arguably bigger than a swans 2025

For me? A big Swans 2022

in absolute ecstasy on the shitter lads

>>150880106
based isaac

>>150880106
Something orgasmic about pushing out a big log.

Remember when Geelong hater said the cats would lose and they're a bad team?

>>150877636 (OP)
Left looks almost exactly like a young Christian Vieri, no?

>>150880128
alri caro

who?
is he a big poofter also?

>>150880128
literally wallowing in my own shit covered cheeks smell rn

>>150880178
caro pls stop

gooby pls

>>150880209
epic oldfag

4 aflw matches on this afternoon if anybody cares

Very confident we'll beat brisbane but geelong are SCARY

who won last night

>>150880216
ya rly

Random bonus bets I got from sb all in on a naicos brownlow

6 hours until DAICOS

brownlow has been set up for noah anderson.

seriously who won last night. i didnt watch it and if you cant tell me who won then what is the point of this general.

>5:15 pm
Ffs I know "muh epic twilight games" but really miss Saturday prelims in the arvo
>>150880310
https://www.afl.com.au/matches/match-videos?comp=1

>>150880324
just tell me who won

screw you guys im Leaving

Yes mate we get it, you have a trip

i know that posting style
its bruce

>>150880376
It's always the temu josh ripoff attention seeker

>temu josh

my sides

wish somene would stand up and call out the government on what they are doing to us. someone with a big platform that people would listen to. and yet nobody ever does it. why doesnt that nigger candace owens say something.

>>150879826
>only won 3 from 7 races
Huh?

>>150880297
Laughable, Rowell steals too many votes off him and Mac will shit a 3 vote game somewhere too.

>>150880494
>adelaide (didnt win a finals qtr)
>melbourne demons just (should have lost)
>richmond (lol)

those wins are essentially jumpouts mate

>>150880467
how about you do somethign bout it bitch boy

Should I enter Nick Daicos with my monster, lads?

jeets are low iq

>>150880561
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>150880561
what part of the salary cap does this go in?

>>150880585
When you win the Rising Star in your first season and a premiership in your second, these oppurtunities present themselves.

>>150880561
Imagine having to holiday with some random football player. Couldn't think of anything more forced and awkward. Even the small poof must be cringing at the thought of being stuck with some fat, balding, monster drinking tradie.

>>150880644
will ashcroft must be in heaps of things then

>>150880659
>end of season tour
I reckon you'd just take a 3 hour bus tour of London with him, not the whole holiday. It would be awkward regardless.

>>150880561
>end of season tour
so next week?

>>150880671
You'd think so but Brisbane have about a third of the fans Collingwood do and there's less AFL ad money in Queensland.

>>150880683
Nah, read the T&C. He sleeps in the same bed with you.

actually gonna finna bet on gaylord fuck you faggots meme magic is real

Actually, I keep seeing Mac Andrew in a lot if ads this year, not sure why.

>>150880712
They all look the same. Probably Majak.

>>150880712
based my missus algorithm

the first time my mum saw macandrew playing she asked if it was Gout Gout and he started playing football

so turns out gout gout is rubbish lol

Man, Gout Gout is fast! How many days has he been an Australian for?

If they gave Gout Gout some allopurinol they'd call him .

going to ride my trail bike extreme distances until I either die or become superhuman

you know who is faster than gout gout? his brother with the carton of smokes

>>150880812
or the kids in melbourne running away from stabbers

hol up

>>150880845
imagine this will be a hit with all the fuckhead spastic tradies at 5am

It's Catman's World, we're all just living in it.

>>150879293
shut up finalsperg

Does anybody seriously think brisbane are a chance today

>>150880936
yes

>>150880936
yeah they are a good shot to beat the 60+ line
probably a tad optimistic i might hit 40-49 instead

hawthorn are seriously shite
how they got so far is a disgrace

>>150880936
Yeah, they match up far better against Collingwood even with their outs.

>>150880966
They were rigged over the Giants by the umps.
Adelaide rolled over.
Luckily Catman ate em up and saved us from another roach hip.

the winner of tonight will face geelong in the grand final

>>150881009
fake and gay

>>150881009
Many are saying this.

>>150880936
Nah, too banged up, I don't think the pies can go on to win the granny for similar reasons. Geelongs' to lose.

lions play better without neale btw

>too banged up
Neale is not their entire midfield and Hipwood is a shitter.
Lions midfield STILL mogs Pies and if Cameron shows up, it will be a bloodbath.

bros side still playing pendlebury and sidebottom lol
bro its not 2009 anymore

>>150881075
Sidebottom looked elite against Adelaide but Brisbane are a real team.

FIENDING for a wank

>>150881092
darcy moore looked like a good player for once against adelaide lol

had too many at the bar not sure i cant make it another 8 hours lads

oh no! anyway.

shame hawks didn't win last night, would've made swans 2024 look

where the FUCK is the 2026 fixture?

nick daicos running at randwick in 5 mins

Today's classic to watch while we wait:
https://youtu.be/Fyuy5JMuMyw

>skip to the end
>2nd quarter
Just quality.

>Ben Brown
>Ben Jacobs
>Ben Cunnington
Why were Norf so good in the Ben era?

based ben jacobs

Wtf were worst coast thinking with that tricolour jumper

Imagine thinking Zach Merrett will get you in to a grand final.

>>150881368
Better than their current kit with that DISGUSTING blue

>>150881397
The blind retard

finally picked a winner last night. tonight i'm going for da loins.

I'm just gonna sleep and eat lasagna all day, Garfield has the right idea.

walked passed mick molloy several years ago. he was with glen robbins. actually quite short.

big game today

>>150881650
Did you tell them they haven't been funny in 20 years and need ti get off television.

>>150881673
this was about 20 years ago

>>150881694
Ah okay, probably still an exciting moment then.

>>150881498
based bont

>>150881746
not really desu, interesting if anything

Mick Molloy is a fat faggot

meant chris scott

meant isaac quaynor

Pre lunch diarrhoea. What are you lads eating?

In the sport before Magpies, primal chaos reigned.
Clubs sought order.
But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
The ad hoc leagues formed again and yet again,
As endless aeons wheeled and passed.
Time and the pure essences of mud,
the moisture of fans spittle,
the powers of the elbow and the fist
All worked upon a certain suburb, old as creation.
And it became magically succesful.
That fragrant suburb was named “Collingwood”.
McHale Buddha, the Father Buddha, said,
“Side by side, we stick together.”
Elemental forces caused the flags to come.
From it then came a Macedonian Marvel.
The nature of Daicos was irrepressible!

>kimmel supporters have shot up an abc station in california
kek these "people" are completely deranged

go swans!

>>150882021
huge news for the unemployed

>>150882021
Americans are legit fucked in the head

>>150882090
fuck you fascist

in the mood to artistically analyse some posts

pie v leons

who is favored to win and do you want to win
fer meh snoil

>>150882269
no idea and don't care either way

this will be another fizzer
pies arent a finals team im afraid to say

>>150882021
what is the abc doing in america?

finals are no longer interesting, finna /cric/

>95%+ t20 slop for the next three months
fuck, didn't realise it was this bad

My 3 least favourite clubs in the league are left. Either way I lose. I'm going to pour over the stats and come up with some * so I can emotionally cope until next season

umpies will give their team a <6 point "thriller"

>>150882090
This. Ban guns already you retards.

Nick Daicos

Suck Dickcos

we live in a society

dead thread
dead community
dead sport
dead country

what sort of retard watches killtony?

>>150882895
Why do you ask?

Barracking for a sports team above the age of 16 is embarrassing behaviour

>after today there's only 1 more game for the year
fuarrrk

>>150880562
This is a verifiable fact.

>>150882952
crisp ick having teenage girl

>>150881056
>Neale is not their entire midfield and Hipwood is a shitter.
Hipwood is a bigger out than people will understand but Neale looked severely underdone to me against Geelong, even if he got a lot of the footy, and then the Lions midfield looked so dynamic against Gold Coast. Brisbane looked a lot less banged up with Neale out. I think they'll be okay.

chol should be on a boat back after that

I dont barrack for a team

>>150882021
Trump has raised the H-1B Visa fee from $1,000 to $100,000 by executive order. Apparently that's every year. Looks like US companies aren't going to be able to replace workers with jeets anymore, at least on their own shore.

>>150882952
based 45 year old essendon supporter

>>150882952
go trump btw

>>150882952
true. that's why I go for the giants

>>150882021
lol nice

Did it piss down last night in Melbourne? Boggy ground?

>>150883056
only from collingwood players dicks

iggs

I'm a real piece of shit

spent like $500 at the shops...

going through and deleting most of my porn bookmarks that are months old at this point

>>150883071
crisp bailey smith

>>150883070
crisp

>>150883178
very good taste sir

good evening sirs
fine night for some aussie footy

>>150883176
On what?

some fat neet just deleted me

>>150883056
nah it didn't rain much

>>150882021
>engage in peaceful debate
>get shot by liberal and die
>”funny” tv man lies about the shooter
>gets pulled off air
>company building gets shot at
literally all the D’s have to do is get together, denounce political violence, denounce their supporters who engage in it, and they’d get back so much credibility but they can’t even do that

>>150883056
They lied to us. It has barely rained.

They should change the fuckin rule so Stewart can play, what a stupid to not make an exception for grand finals, wear a helmet if he must.

>>150883056
no only a bit in the last
>>150883297
helmets don't actually protect you

>>150882444
Getting permabanned from USA press conferences by asking about how Trump's investments are going.

heard on the news there was the first openly bisexual player in AFL, I just hope they don't make fun of him for being attracted to women

>>150883243
a bunch of bullshit
>4 books
>Hatsune Miku desk mat
>Spawn action figure
>Winged Dragon of Ra model kit
>a bunch of anime DVDs for shows I've never heard of
>$150 on piss

>>150883324
Unless there's a new one, it was a former player. Just wanted some money/fame, cashing in on Quaynor getting called a fag.

>>150883270
What are you on about? Political violence in the US is pretty normal. Everyone has access to guns so anyone can sperg out and shoot a politician or political shitfluencer, or shoot at a building for some reason.

>>150882021
guillermo called up the cousins

heard on the news nrl is scheduling its finals around the afl as they are too scared to go head to head

>>150883335
was a few weeks ago now, can't remember his name because I don't watch AFL

>>150883023
Good for stopping the jeet workers getting in, but absolutely devastating to things like the sciences.

some of you need to grow the fuck up lmao

>>150883354
>H-1B
>the sciences

i wish i was a clever witty nerdy guy that was good with computers

I'd rather be dead than work in an office

business idea: bottom ten consolation tournament like the sixties did
>week 1: consolation round one - 15th vs 18th, 16th vs 17th
>week 2: consolation round two - qualifying finals are 9th vs 12th and 10th vs 11th, elimination finals are 13th vs 16th/17th/18th and 14th vs 15th/16th/17th, afl finals week one
>week 3: both finals week two
>week 4: both finals week three
>week 5: consolation final, grand final teams get week off to sort out any concussion problems
>week 6: grand final

Norths aflw team would belt their aflm team

im just a dull dimwitted slob

Also one of the books was Lolita.

>>150883400
big game tonight joffa

My arsehole is begging me to stick a finger up there and give it a good scratch.

>>150883436
big game tonight nick

>>150877636 (OP)
Trust

>>150883377
Would they be covered O-1 / O-2? Those seemed to have a far higher skillcheck.
I was under the assumption getting engineers/researchers from Europe and what not wouldn't be through that.

Going to leave this general and not come back. Time to move on, time to grow up, time to get a job.

Unironically reckon the generic penguin cover is the most aesthetically pleasing of all editions of Lolita I've seen (blokes on /lit/ really like posting them for some reason). A lot of the more 'graphic' ones try too hard to be provocative, and they end up looking classless as a result. The title of the book is provocative enough for me.

Simply hearing my phone notification sound is enough to give me a panic attack

The 98 world cup film is on SBS

>>150883493
I have this one

gf

kek how about this one

finna crank my knob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPn_c61mW9s

>>150883385
>business idea: humiliation ritual tournament
yeah nah

football soon. it'd be funny and epic if it ends in a draw

just had a wank, so that means my team will probably lose tonight.

>>150883444
i hate how soulless modern book covers are

retard

my bane

Cant wait for the granny
It'll be the third game in a row where the umpires go out of their way to try and give the game to Geelong's opponent.

they should do that game of gaelic football players vs afl players. pretty sure it was a thing years ago but I could have just made that up

>>150880704
What’s the gaynor ‘ti lads

finna buy a giant tv for my room

>>150883716
they've looked like that since the 30s

when they lose she loses

my PIES in 37 bings or something

meth and gambling or something

>>150883872
more like rebecca fugley

tried meth once, wasn't for me

>>150883872
i remember the media was up in arms about this dress when it happened. "too racy!" "are we going too far with baring skin?!" "inappropriate!". in the current year, it's just like "here's soandso with an elegant plunging red dress, doesn't she look good in her traditional evening wear?"
just like the afl and australian football, our standards have dropped immensely since the millennium.

Match review is in: 3 match ban for Chol.
>Careless
>Severe
>High
Confirmed dog act.

>>150883896
same. i turned into a retard who couldn't shut the fuck up. couldn't even channel the energy into anything constructive since i was so scatter brained. horrible stuff.

why the fuck is the game on so early it's on at the same time as the sumo

It'll be funny to know that Bane will lose a prelim because they couldn't get the ball into the goals past THE Billy Frampton

>>150883906
>3 games for that tackle
This system is a total joke.

>>150883912
So that Lions can fly back to QLD tonight and get a week's recovery for the grand final should they win.

will geelong become its own city or will it soon just be an extension of melbourne?

can I go watch an AFL game live by myself or will I get made fun of for being billy no mates?

5 and a half weeks sober after having spent 4 weeks in hospital
feels good lads i recommend it

>>150883939
Geelong is already a city. It's the 12th largest city in Australia.

>>150883939
it's already like naperville to chicago - technically its own thing next to a major urban hub, but effecively just an extension of that same hub

maybe Australia is actually a beautiful country but because i live in Melbourne i never actually get to see it, here it's just overcast days 90% of the time and it's seldom above 20c.

>he lives in the Wollongong of Victoria
lol

>>150883963
>overcast days 90% of the time and it's seldom above 20c.
in other words, perfect

perfect if you're a ghoul that never goes outside

>>150883947
was the alcohol related to the month in hospital?

>Footo this evening
>Rock climbing tonight
>Athletics tonight
Yep, it's a crisp weekend

Will Ashcroft tear Daicos a new arsehole?

>>150883947
>>150883995
>4 weeks in hospital to safely quit alcohol
Jeepers.

Unfortunate bald spot at such a young age

I HAVE THE MOST SWAMPY ASS ITT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0_6MWx7sM
baz is on this dan does footy stream thing

>>150883969
Nah, sunny and 20-22 is the kino range.

for me it's when it's just turning into spring. sunny weather but the wind is still cool.

>>150884024
buy an ad

rip to all the fallen alf niggas who no longer post

It was great when Fagelaide Crows went out two in a Crow. Now we need Brisbane beat the Fagpies and the Granny will be worth watching.

this portsperg thinks more about the crows than crows fans do lmao

>>150884050
just realised both prelims were cat vs bird

something tells me all the hot bunnings girls don't actually work there or they do but they were only hired because of their looks.

>>150884050
damn that slut is ugly as fuck

>>150884042
what happened to the guy that had sex doll?

Cum on me Boyz

>>150883969
>overcast is good
rain or be sunny fuckin cant stand in between

>>150884062
he is still here

does the game still go on if it snows?

muted

>Divides your country
>'That'll be $10,000 plus tip'

>>150884068
Only ever happens in Canberra and yes.

>>150884068
yes

nigga boong wig waagaa noo wonng noonga wandri cooula woong don woom jecka weclome

What the fuck is this woogie boogie nonsense

I for one feel welcomed by the Wurundjeri people

>>150884068
Yes, but it's never happened

once again, bane are the good guys

Not loving this rendition of the anthem desu

>>150884070
His speeches are fine. No one (outside of nazis) have an issue with it.
It's the ones that go for 10 minutes and the acknowledgement of country in everyday life meetings that drive people nuts.

>>150884077
>>150884078
>>150884082
based, reminds me of my footy

why do none of these poofs sing the anthem
>>150884068
only nearby lightning (which is arguable since idk if the risk is actually high) or actual flood tier rain stops games

Welcome to centrelink and dan murpheys

>>150884090
Bro they even do the national anthem like us

wobbly anthem singing has never sounded good
why do cunts keep doing it

strange how they sing abot 'joyful strains' but the entire thing sounds like a funeral dirge
objectively fucking shit anthem in every way

>>150884089
Shut up, faggot.

>>150884080
You gave the locals casinos, we let the locals do a quick 60 second speech before sporting matches.

nazis respected individual cultures
fags like you want to see it all mixed together so all of it is lost

>why do none of these poofs sing the anthem
because it's a false idol that represents secular values

>>150884097
agreed

MVP 2025

>>150884097
All offense (offence in poverty dialects) intended, your anthem is TRASH

I am excited for this game

>>150883337
>ids le guns :)
fuck off retard the left are literal demons at this point

>headband poof ump officiating
it's so over

Cum on me Boyz

What BT just said is grim as fuck. Competition sucks ass right now

>>150884105
that doesn't answer my question

>>150884097
modern singing coaches only know how to emulate nasally american 'diva' singers, and moern singers only want to emulate nasally american 'diva' singers

Big fucking American spastic dropped the grand final spot.

cox kek

COX YOU SPASTIC

cox you fucking nigger

LEL

>>150884105
>Your anthem is trash
It's a fucking anthem not a pop song like yours you dumb seppo

>>150884105
Your President is an orange retard.

>>150884128
>>150884131

Please repeat this.

le gooey norm smith 2bh

>>150884140
Fuck you seppo. UP THE PIES

our anthem does suck tbf, god bless australia or waltzin matilda clears.

>literally get tackled
>throw your arms out like MUHHHH I DUNN HAVE THE BALLLLL
fuck up hate this shit

I miss Bobby Hill

>>150884153
>waltzin matilda
is a shit boomer meme "LE HECKIN AUSSIE XDXD" song without real significance

>>150884156
Worked for Gold Coast against Freo.

we have a real midfield battle on right now

>>150884156
Every victorian team does this

>>150884161
you're a cockhead m8

>Dayne Blorko
B S A
S
A

BIG STRONG AMERICAN

COX TEARING THE GAME TO SHREDS. TREATING IT LIKE A HYMEN.

LETS GO BOYS

so brave to push and shove a guy a foot shorter than you

>cox attacking the smallest player on the field
very american of him

Prelim Cox is UNSTOPPABLE

chimpout

Zorko is such a cunt imagine giving a free to the big yank spastic

>>150884196
Should've been another when he ripped the goggles off.

Bet Cox recommended Zorko goes to Vegas next time he visits the US

>>150884192
Well he can't attack the biggest.

>free kick cause of a little slap
this commentator has lost his mind

>pendles subbed out 2min in
wow good idea to give him another contract

>Pendlebury subbed off with lower leg injury
>Career over
Such a shame.

i wouldn't celebrate a gifted goal like that

Get Cox’d fagpies, BANE coming

So quiet today btw thanks to the jannie j (lower case) ews handing out SEVERAL bans yesterday

josh dunkley is a fucking beast

>Charlie Cameron drops it like an absolute spastic
>Gets a free for.... nothing
Good bloke.

trump is more based than any prime minister we've ever had

bs free but i will take it

Up yours BANE you didn't deserve the 6

wtf howe is dogshit

logan morris is starting to become a bit of an uppity cunt i don't like the little faggot

lohman you stupid faggot

>>150884230
he's already a confirmed flopper like half the bane team but yeah he throws tantrums and tries to act tough shoving defenders around too

Thinking pies get fucked.

Brisbane getting kissed on the dick currently.

>>150884222
>t.

>fagcos
OH NO NO NO

gaynard seething

lol lions are getting assisted here

the pies glazing is disgusting

finally a good fucking finals

bit too much pushing and shoving not enough playing

Feel like I’m posting by myself. Fire up, you faggots.

BANE on the dive AGAIN kek

zac bailey is gonna look so good as a blood stained nword

Even when they score they think of us LMAO rent free

Calf """"tightness"""" for Pendlebury. Subbed immediately.
Very precious.

>>150884248
What is this facial expression meant to convey?

>>150884239
do you hate jews or just israel

>>150884259
Digust you dimwit

>maribyrnong chol suspended for 3 weeks
HOWLING

should be 50 for remonstrating

>>150884252
game isn't good yet 2bh

>>150884261
Thanks, I have autism

seen enough lions are winning this

Umpire kissing Brisbane's dick a little too much

>>150884259
Contempt

Are piespergs going to cope because Pendlebury was subbed?

logan morris is such a smug faggot

can someone let me know when the welcome to country is finished

>>150884275
Nah, they'll still win

>>150884278
They're still dressed like trees. Stand by.

If Collingwood don't win, this flag will have a massive asterisk

>nick daicos having a little rest
kwab

if pies don't win a granny this year (looking unlikely) they're done
howe, pendlebury all crumbling, mcstay/mihocek old and busted and they refuse to play anyone under 30

too old too slow

Game would've been over (in Collingwood's favour) if Cox held that mark in the first 20 seconds.
Now they're getting blown the fuck out.

Cox is wide open and they can't even attempt to try to get it to him

Bruh how was that not htb

>>150884297
this

ITS

O V E R
V
E
R

>>150884301
Got the handball away. Elite hands.

>>150884294
Steven may also make their aging team worse

>>150884299
happens in local footy too mate, worst player is always the last resort option

>>150884297
That's not why they're getting blown out. Pies can't even hold onto the ball and have no spatial awareness

moore knocking out his own teammate lmao

Thanks for taking him

Surely Lions have a better contrasting jumper they could've worn

>cox is having a big game
>rc no where to be seen
quite sad in a way really

They call me the spiritual leader of /alf/

>COLLINGWOOD
TOO OLD
TOO SLOW
TOO WOKE

Frampton the MVP

my bane the defenceGODS

>>150884318
Crisp arsehole fiddler

can't stand this performative bogan twang most commentators put on these days

BIG COX NOT HAPPY

>>150884318
AKA Josh

I miss this little fucker like you wouldn't believe. He was Collingwood's most important player offensively

collingwood really signed on sidearse and dinglebury

What's the largest object you reckon Darcy Moore has put up his arse?

>>150884331
they decided to play the unfit 35 year old instead of the unfit 23 year old

>>150884334
Nick Daicos

Collingwood have been complete shit for 3 months. Free win for Brisbane.

Did you guys learn nothing from last night?

>>150884334
his own head and ego

imagine timing your rebuild exactly when tassie will be raping the draft for the best part of a decade

MVP 2025

>>150884342
>guys
whose gonna tell him

>>150884334
Imagine how extensive Dee Salmon's dildo collection is, and how many Darcy Moore has put up his arse.

>>150884347
him, schultz and membrey cursed the club and now this is they last year to try for a flag kek

>>150884346
They know that Tassie isn't coming in. Everyone sold the farm assuming Tasmania is coming in, so Collingwood gets a free rebuild.

>>150884346
based collingwood, bulldogs, port and hawthorn

collingwood have a habit of not showing up when it matters

Cox is top 5 banes best player so far

big retard cox

cox has done 1 good thing this game and now will be a liability kek

>>150884370
He's also top 5 Collingwood player so far.

got a tight calf lads might sit this one out

Cox is a typical Texas retard

Realistically Moore would be waiting till he retires before stretching his asshole because he wouldn't want to risk an anal fissure or hemorrhoids.

>>150884234
Cry more, Piepoof

collingwood are dogfuck

>>150884377
Minimising the risk of injury and beating the all time game record >>>> making another grand final.

Geelong are going to booty blast whoever they play. Give them the fucking flag already

>>150884378
>Texas retard
bit redundant desu

collingwoods reliance on scott "no personality found" pendlebury is damning rn.

They need to put cox down back

>>150884388
Brisbane are genuinely scary if they pull the finger out.

Excuse my stupid American ignorance, but how easy is it to get from Brisbane to Melbourne? It seems you guys have a lot of away fans at all the games

>>150884377
kek

reading Emily Dickinson on the toilet

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE FOOOTYYYYYYYYYYY

>>150884397
brisbane is plastic, the crowd you are seeing are all old Fitzroy supporters. don't believe there are any organic brisbane fans. they're all plastic

>>150884397
2 hour flight. Brisbane also has a membership base in Melbourne of around 15,000 or so fans from their Fitzroy days. Could actually be bigger after such a sustained period of success.

>>150884397
Brisbane merged with Melbourne based team Fitzroy so still get some support.

nothing i hate more than insurance ads

Collingwood fans are so delightfully feral and boganic

>saars now in bunnings ads
based

>>150884415
how much time per day do you spend hating things?

Do you guys reckon the Bunnings ad stars actually work there? Btw brb muting alcohol ad death to all alcohol drinkers

sex with that alt looking bunnings huora

hate those ads with mixed race couples.

>Pies lose prelim to GWS
>Get thrashed by almost a ton
>Pies lose prelim to Shitney
>Get thrashed by almost a ton
Why does the AFL regime want this finalslop

the pies are going up in flames!

tfw you'll never have a bipolar bunnings gf

>>150884431
I hate this (((woke))) agenda that (((you know who))) is pushing in western media

>>150884429
go fuck a doll lmao

>>150884431
In the USA BMWF represent just under 2% of relationships yet in advertising it's at least 70%.
Funny that.

>US imposing $100k/year fee for shitjeet imported slaves to be in the country
Do we need to implement this policy to ensure aussie rules remains the dominant sport in our country?

>>150884444
>In the USA BMWF represent just under 2% of relationships
Not anymore mate. Probably closer to 10-15% nowadays

>>150884445
The $100k/year fee can be waved at the executive's discretion.
So, effectively a shake down of whoever doesn't bend the knee.

Gardiner & fort look identical

>>150884439
no way this isn't a paid actor

the thing i love most about women is their buttholes

first post in 2 years what have i missed

>Pendlebury was having big discussions with the doctors pre-game
Real pooey undies decision to play him.

>cscott in the crowd
kek
>>150884397
short flight but also plenty of fans of all big-ish teams in melb

WE'RE BACK BABY LET'S GO

>>150884463
Luv me the ones hiding a HUGE starfish and big bush (unironically)

PieGods coming

>>150884466
plus howe who's been bad
but cw refuse to play youth (if they have any at all) they'd rather play geriatrics

>>150884469
So Crows, Swans, Eagles and Lions basically?

>>150884471
>trying to jinx us
i see your plan

>Put Darcy on Darcy
>Ump yells STAND DARCY
>Get a free 50
Kek clever

collingwoods average iq is 10 points lower now that pendles is subbed

Here we fuckin go

you fucking nigger

Corr, that trashy collingwood girl with the dyed hair would make a nice gf.

I CAN'T SCORE
>I CAN'T SCORE
I CAN'T SCORE
>I CAN'T SCORE

>>150884444
Footy?

order food now

quaynor that f******

>>150884449
Apparently 85% of American white women have had sex with a black and 90% are open to having a relationship with a black.

hungry but cbf eating

Commentators calling that one pies player a queer is not on

>>150884499
Ads are played during the footy on most broadcasts.

Zorko shitting the bed hard.

All three of their goals are due to him fucking up.

>>150884508
based cantgainweightsperg

>>150884511
Pies were clever enough to drop their boomer asap

nu?

This is going to be a repeat of yesterday's game isn't it

Where's tom Mitchell

wish i had a good jawline

>>150884523
No.

>>150884523
nah
fagan is a good coach, mitchell doesn't have a fucking clue what to do when countered

Where's De Goey?

>>150884534
Saw a nice lass in the crowd so has dragged her off to the toilets.

>>150884534
thinkgen of bali

>>150884534
still recovering after getting heemed and almost letting the lions run away with it in the 1st

collingwood playing like charlie kirk

ANOTHER ZORKO FREE (Goal)

>Levi Shrugcroft
Yeah nah nice try cunt

Zayne Dorko

Lmao ignore the high against queernor then pay against Zorko

>>150884511
kek four now

haha levi kwab

Nothing like an evener.

>>150884544
Nah, that would be more like an AFLW game when the cycles synch up.

get zorko off

>>150884546
he's no selwood that's for sure

ZORKO SPASTICUS

>>150884544
i dont get it

COME ON PIES WE GOT THIS

>>150884532
Changed jobs recently and it’s the first time I’ve worked in a space with 25% + jeets. Found toenail clippings in the cubicle yesterday. They are a fucking plague

People were hyping up old man Dangerfield's game last night.
Zorko has well and truly covered his output and it's only the second quarter.

>>150884532
Wow multiple dead is fucked. No one will be held accountable tho as usual

Nell in the new bunnings ad is beautiful

>>150884546
That was a blatant free

>>150884521
no we're postmaxxing

you just knew collingwood were coming back when 90% of this thread were already writing them off

>Try to tackle Naicos
>Do your groin
Kek. Try to tackle the king you best not miss.

EVERYONE'S FALLING ONE BY ONE

how funny would it be if nick daicos got concussed off

wtf like 10 injuries

Someone bake

pyrrhic victory incoming for either of these teams

>>150884582
even me?

loins are shitting the bed

>>150884579
>>150884581
WELL DONE GEELONG, 2025 AFL PRIEEMERS

you are all childless and single

Good game so far.

>>150884585
I'll allow it

>>150884591
Based me

>>150884591
Yes mate
Plenty of time still mate

>>150884572
truthnuke

>>150884591
I am happy about the first bit.

>>150884591
>NOOO YOU MUST BE A SIMP LIKE ME AND GET DIVORCE RAPED IN THE FUTURE

>>150884591
i wish, my life is fucked

How goods finals footy?

>>150884591
unfortunately yes, really want to have kids one day so will almost certainly marry an asian in the future

PIE GODS

FUCK YEAH BABY LET'S GO PIES

new
>>150874977

Pies status: on fire

>>150884611
BLOCKED!
by Optus!

Bane fell off a cliff

>two points
the most dangerous lead

And respected by our foes

fagan showed his cards too early

>>150884591
not true I have 5 cats

>headlock
>no brisbane free

Moments later:
>pie player dropped the knee and get's brushed
>high tackle, pies free

The AFL is just flat out rigged. There's absolutely no way umps got it that wrong accidentally.

>>150884607
Victorian football rules is awful. Absolutely killing the game.

will ashcroft is a fucking manlet

>>150884640
>>150884640
>>150884640
new

Bane just bombing into their 50 and getting towelled up on the rebound

>>150884633
There was a Geelong goal last night that just outright changed direction mid flight to the point where the commentary thought it was a sure behind.
I've seen betting calls for a mere point range succeed nowadays. It's just flat out rigged. As real as the WWE.

>>150884632
mate the ref had a perfect view it was the right call

>>150884591
I got married this year and wife is pregnant with our first

bane will win

TROON ALERT