Thread 150878264

Finland. Gaethje.

khabob ducked

Did I hallucinate that before the Diego Lopes/Jean Silva fight, the UFC accidentally put the Brazilian flag next to Lopes' name during Bruce Buffers introductions?

Heem being dead on a friday night is a sign that mma is a dying sport

>>150878408
awww is spammy lonely for fwens? poor poor little wonk...

I’ve never been in a fight but I’m 100% confident that no human head could take the power of these hands

>>150878509
The only fight I won I took my opponent down
my record is 1-3

>>150878537
no you didn't.
no it's not.

>>150878537
I figured out that hack in street fights as a youngin, dudes wanted “throw hands” and shuck and jive like Mayweather and I’d just instantly Khabib their ass

>>150878631
Bodied that fucking freak

>>150878358
lopes is brazillian

free my nigga raja

>>150878830
real life fucking retarded

>>150878408
You hallucinated it.

>>150878830
>>150878843
She’s right. This take went over your heads. All she’s saying is, someone isn’t defined for the rest of their lives by one mistake. You can commit a crime and regret it and improve as a person, it doesn’t make you ontologically a “criminal” forever. And her point is that society should recognize people’s potential for change and not hold their mistakes against them for life.

>>150879149
shut up faggot

imagine choosing paramount plus over netflix


yyyyyyyyyyyyyyikes

>>150879176
I’m sorry it hurts your feelings that a Black woman is smarter than you

eddie hearn dazn

dana white paramount plus

>>150879202
FFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Demetruise "my black ass" johnson

>>150879196
Being contrarian for the sake of it burned out years ago b

>>150879149
>>150879202
t. Rampage Jackson

>>150879149
Yeah and to believe the opposite is to be a cancel culture minded faggot of the type that thinks you're a racist forever if you tweeted the n word 15 years ago or some shit.

we must rescue raja from jail lest he get raped

>>150879568
Can't rape the zesty

>>150879568
he's just a da clone there's plenty more

watching the wwe heems at shrimp's

imagine the fiend travis scott song but its heems heems heems heems

Oh, you guys using this thread?

hearing whispers that fiziev pulled out

fellas, script has been leaked
>Murphy and Volk fight in February
>Murphy is down 49-46
>Lands a fluke head kick and KOs Volk
>Volk hangs em up
>Murphy gets diddled by Movsar in September
>Movshart's AIDS acts up and he takes 1.5 year off
>Eventually gets brutally decisioned 48-47 by Lopes

>>150879823
GODrot time

I am 100% forshure the toughest motherfucker in this thread

>>150879721
I’m posting in both cuz we run this shit. Whats lil Janny gonna do?

Aside from being black and british Murphy and Leon aren't much like each other at all

PG Tips - Black and British

>>150879149
>>150879530
The things right wingers get hung up on because they're fucking retarded is funny as hell. anyone with an IQ above 50 could probably deduce that.

>>150878264 (OP)
tick tock, UFC BJJ, we're coming

Charles vs Chandler 3 is the fight to make

>If there's a pull out, a short notice opportunity, if you need a Lightweight.. CALL ME

Chills..

fighting turds

the stinking turds (and prates)

>>150880454
the whispers were right

One who heems is not necessarily a heemer

put me on a pedestal and tell me I’m the best

Walk on...
-
See you at the top!

>>150880082
Both Jamaican blk bongs with similar accents and the same negative charisma, put-you-to-sleep speech patterns. Both are also boring tom and jerry point fighters who happen to get one heem of the year type heem and will go on back to being boring.
They're literally the same person.

Aaron "Tom And Jerry" Pico

gooby said hes fighting chandler at the whitehouse

Jublibros on suicide watch

Nah fuck that!

K-1 is freedom.

the myth of goobeys penis is that its so large, that if you saw it you would have a stroke
a cheeky stroke innit that is

>>150881338
You fuck men.

>>150881160
Think again, bitch

Some men you can fold like a chair. Other men are complicated like an origami tortoise so you can't finish them in under 25 minutes or maybe the paper heems you

>>150881509
Very allegorical.

What heems are on tomorrow?

>>150881548
Brock Lesnar's son (and his father is wrassliin but we don't watch that). Rizin is next weekend. Not sure what else.

kinda crazy that its mma at the white house and not boxing desu

The ufc heavyweight "champion".

>>150882007
Not really. Boxing sucks.

Is it true that british people will line up around the block for a food truck baked potato?

Just fuck my shit up

>>150882501
who the fuck is Colin anglin and why'd he take Grant dawson skin

>>150882501
>>150882512
>>150882524
looks gay af

>>150878264 (OP)
Bro looks like THIS at HEAVYWEIGHT

>>150882501
>>150882512
>>150882524
bros....what if it rains?

>>150882655
try turning your monitor on

>>150882694
try not using AI you zoomie cuck fuck

>>150882686
Arch is designed to hold a canopy tent type thing that can go on the top circle and down a 1/4th of the arch, leaving the white house still in view.

>>150882710
I don't even know what that is. Take your meds.

>>150882694
I did and it still looks fucking gay. Hope you don't get too upset and cry.

>>150882734
You sound like someone who's bald. Or balding. Don't take it out on me.

>>150882694
lel got em

>>150882757
Uh oh he's gettin upset

>>150882786
You're the one shouting and cursing, bubba. >>150882710 You've got to watch the ol' blood pressure at your age.

>>150882501
>>150882512
>>150882524
this looks fucking stupid

>>150882813
You gotta ugly ass waifu

isnt there a dookie hooker backyard beatdown this weeknd?

>>150882655
Cope

is there anything on? besides my monitor

No heems. Not even regionals and it's not even a holiday weekend. Heem has been humbled...

>>150882942
yeah there's a grotesque beast on. just turn off your monitor real quick for a glimpse

>>150882963
That changga's fake crying!

>>150882964
ballista'd that peasant

>>150882824
Really doesn’t

>>150883152
said the homosexual

>>150883227
There’s a weird inclination in the midwit mind to affect discernment by immediately declaring everything “shit”. That’s their knee jerk reaction to everything. Hey, look at this cool new thing. “Looks like shit!” They can’t say why, but it shows that they’re not gullible and have taste (in their mind). You are this species of midwit

>>150883256
you post like shit buddy

>>150883279
discombobulated that oompa-loompa

>>150883256
you okay faggot?

>>150883334
The white house octagon looks great. Don’t call it shit again .

the fighting nerds are more than just a team. the fighting nerds are forever.

>>150883375
Looks bad but the colors aren't dialed in on the cgi mock up.

>>150883375
Wait... thats what you are still upset and crying about?? KWAB

>>150883397
It’s literally inspiring how incredible it looks. Really feels like we can be a spacefaring civilization when you see such monumental architecture dedicated to sport on the White House lawn. That’s the purpose of architecture, to invoke something and inspire (or in the case of brutalism, to depress). The neon lights and massive metal in the outdoor octagon on the White House lawn evoke spaceship, masculinity, America as Roman Empire. Don’t be glib in the face of history.

>>150883381
more like the fighting turds, heh.

Can't wait for tomorrow's heems lol

>>150883423
it's no Leaping Tower of Pizza

>>150883381
>fighting nerds
>none of them are nerds
>they just wear glasses for weigh-ins
stolen valor

Farted myself awake

>>150883514
*farts you to sleep*

>>150883476
anon................

>>150883477
I said don’t be glib. There are some things you just don’t joke about

I went for a tour of the White House for some high school field trip and I got diarrhea

>>150883535
Finna bun some loud and get back to it b

Heil Hitler

>>150883577
tighten that ass up, playa!

>>150883661
Nobody said that

>>150883577
uh oh stinky

>>150883670
The President said it to me when I got diarrhea in the White House

This weed is way too strong fr fr

>>150882501
Just watched this with dana and conor on fox. Sucks that Chandler is the opponent.

Gonna have to heem, I'm afraid...

>prices are too high
>fighters are underpaid

>>150883746
>tf
>tp
No wonder your shithole is in the shape it's in

white house ufc is the niggerest shit ever

>>150883797
Cut it out with that fucking racism. Its not cool anymore.

>>150883797
you cant say that man

>>150883797
at least the house is still white

>>150883784
Excuse you?

>>150883824
>mr schnozelstein be askin 20 dollar foe dem candy wraps
>shiiiieeeeeet juan sanchez be greedy and shit nigguh
Ever consider blaming the boss b

>>150883840
America is the only reason you’re not Russian. You watch how you speak about us. Only warning.

with Finns you win

>>150883848
You literally funded the russkies as they bombed us and let them keep our land to this day

>>150883858
I don’t know anything about that because I’m a high school dropout. But just watch what you say.

>>150883863
At the end of the day it is night b

Why did he do it?

Jean Silva got shot in the neck at an indie wrestling event

Tonight's card is stacked

>>150884006
Black pussy

>>150878264 (OP)
*THE* Dana Whites contender series

>>150882007
Boxing is gay. MMA is for real ones.

>>150884151
how much of this money are we getting?

>Hernandez pulled out of the RdR fight

Oh my fucking God.... What a BUM. And they didn't do RdR vs DDP instead, they are doing RdR vs Allen.

Bleugh.

Rubbish.

>>150884210
Allen is going to knock him out, his striking and countering is too high level for RDR

Asamalamalakum my niggas what's good?

>>150882501
>>150882512
>>150882524

high level counter

Paddy vs Charles rumoured to be in negotiation after Fiziev OUT

>>150884226
lmao

Back to the prelims for Hernandez. Maybe give him the winner of Kopylov/Rodrigues. May
be it can make the main card of an Apex event.

Mark Coleman. Wanderlei Silva. Fedor Emelianenko. Shogun Rua. Dan Henderson. Mirko Cro Cop.

Why are they trying so hard to protect Ilia from Paddy?

During much of his championship reign, Jones was widely considered to be the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world and spent a record 1,743 days as the UFC's #1 pound-for-pound fighter.[25][23] Never stopped nor outscored during his career, Jones's only professional loss is a controversial disqualification against Matt Hamill: a result disputed by Hamill and UFC president Dana White.[26]

Jones said that he was sexually assaulted as a child.[217]

>>150884226
Allen only has one heem at the start of his career b... Do you even watch mma? He was neck in neck with THE marvin vettori. Heh, maybe consider football instead...

>>150884576
So was Strickland. Seems like it's requirement for coming GOAT.

>>150884609
Strickland has never said that.

>>150884751
dutch and west frisian dudes be heeming in the heem

Fiziev is out. Ilia steps up on short notice to end the job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdyH9V8cP6g

Imagine not making this fight happen.

>>150884751
This is why I don't trust AI.

>>150884769
topuria unironically loses the rematch to charles

Are we /scraps/ tomorrow?

>>150878830
She's right but not in his case

the guy posting disgusting pictures on /fit/ and /x/ needs to fuck off

>>150884769
>Fixiev is out
damn wtf. freshly heemed charles was the opportunity of a lifetime for him

>>150884210
Something tells me that scp will lose against allen

free yourself from them

>Who was the first to bring the smoke straight to adesanya?
>The 5'9 middleweight, call him the brown bomb'uh

>>150884769
We don't want to do that to Charles.

Dariush showed he's back, better than ever. Let's not forget, he beat Moicano, who beat St Denis. Dariush vs Oliveira 2 is the fight to make. And because of the short notice risk, the winner is next in line for the title.
Either opponent would be a great opponent for Ilia's legacy. They are both legacy fights, for legacy, as Islam would say.

>go to bed
>wake up
>less than 100 posts made
smdh dana I curse your name

r8 the form
r8 the function

>>150886726
Well, he's no Gaethje. Tell you that right now. No dice, no way, no how.

>>150886726
By law of the jungle, the spicy pocahontas belongs to the boomer now.

Anon, can you explain what is "ultimate fighting"?

>>150886767
a tale as old as time.

>>150886777
Something that the UFC is definitely not.

>>150886777
It sure as hell isn't UFC.
A fight doesn't have rounds. Only a faggy sport has rounds.

>>150886726
>fat faggot couldn't kwab guy half his size after landing flush on chin
kek kind of pillowfistedness I talk about while discussing Gane.

>>150886794
I bet that twink used to go down on her. Not the boomer, though. It ain't the job of a man to go down on no lady. That's a lady's job. Pocahontas finna get down on her knees. Pocahontas finna get down to work.

Since there's no UFC, I opted to offer my services as a shabbos goy.

>>150886843
>It ain't the job of a man to go down on no lady. That's a lady's job. Pocahontas finna get down on her knees. Pocahontas finna get down to work
brb switching my work email signature to this

>>150886726
based ride or die woman
get yourself someone like that

It's all about the Islam Pisslam bullshit

>>150887006
seems like an above average amount of finger webbing wonder if it helps in deep waters

>>150887006
guy could outswim phelps with those hands

>>150886726
Great distance control

>>150880454
Moicano..:?

K-1 is better than goyfc

TICK FUCKING TOCK SHITSLAM MAKHASHIT

Please Dana, feed Oliveira to BSD

>the subhuman bug is seething again
Em? Barrassing

Raja Jackson better watch out for the peckerwoods when he goes to prison

Stop making fun of aspinall retarded son

Dan the reaper zeems shartukyan and ends his career

>>150888156
That might be a bad matchup for BSD. He was panicky on the feet against Ruffy, desperate to get a takedown. He would not want to go to the floor with Charles. But Charles might have decent enough standup to win on the feet.

>>150888156
>BSD
Black Sissy Dicklette?

>>150888740
Let's not stoop to these levels let's not

>>150888836
Just fucked your whore mom with my veiny BBC again I'm afraid

Feed BSD to CM Punk

>>150880454
If im paddy, Im ringing the UFC down to get this fight. this probably jumps him to the front of the line for illa. Charles is on the decline and charles has shit bottom game so as long as paddy can get him down he probably keeps him there or subs him.

>>150889834
kek

>>150887006
It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>>150878830
The law is there to serve elites and their god, Capital.
''''Law and Order'''' right wing buffoons don't think it be like it is but it do.

Anyone got a stream to top dog

>>150890249
Yea

TOP DOG IS LIVE
https://kick.com/ppphhhx
https://kick.com/ppphhhx
https://kick.com/ppphhhx

Dead sport sold at what Dana thought was the top

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU DON'T WANNA WAKE UP
EVERYTHING IS FUCKED EVERYBODY SUCKS

>>150886726
?

Who gives a fuck, nigger

It's all about the heem said Sneed said bullshit!

>>150890962
You have sex with men.

>>150890973
I think you'd better quit, or you'll be leaving with a fat lip!

>>150890962
YEH

This shit is great

>>150891250
You literally solicit teenage boys for sex off Grindr and /gaygen/.

Yuh, I turn Jon Jones into John Doe (yuh)

>>150891341
You suckle the feces-laden toes of dogs after they dick you down.

The funny part is I actually have the least idea what's going on here out of everybody.

>>150891405
That's right.

>>150891431
>>150891460
Your dead daddy pumped ya steatorrheaussy boiminge bacon bussy I'm afraid.

>>150891465
My dad isn't even dead.

>>150891431
My posts really stick with you don't they?

>>150891520
Everything sticks to xer necrosing skin I'm afraid.

Huh?

>>150891633
You are literally evading permanent ban for posting child sexual abuse content.

You can be mad at me all you want but you can't be on mom's phone googlin' anime lesbians and not know how to delete your search history and act like that's my fault, you gotta be smarter than that.

>>150891718
What does Clozapig's bacon bussy boiminge smell like?

>Nooooo stop ban evading please I already banned you wahh!!!

Lmao. Mad bitch.

>>150891777
Please don't sign your posts with your nickname at the pound.

Farted myself awake
>>150891777
It's on a many day long tattle tale rampage sources tell me

What about Raja?

>>150891968
The gangs all here.

Let's talk about Sexy Black Daddies pumping our boiminges with BBC dick daddy juice.

Uhhh ...anyway?

>>150878408
you're terminally online

Rajaing the Jackson lads

Schaubbing the fuck outta the till lads
looking like a 10-8

>>150892170
You have sex with teenage boys and are suicidally depressed I'm afraid.

>>150892247
>2022
>still alive
so he was just being a bitch?

>>150884210
Allen wins

>>150892290
Tummy ache from swallowing labrador loads I fear.

oh boy I cant wait for todays card

Sneed mind-broke this freak lmao

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Would you fuck me?

I'm a naughty piggy...

I'll call you daddy...

I'm lactating...

Would you feed me my titty milk?

I'm a naughty piggy...

Sneed mind-broke herself by getting so addicted to transsexual pornography that she developed autogynephilia.

>>150892461
That was from me riding my dead daddy...

Oink oink!

Oink oink!

I'm a naughty naughty piggy...

dana was given 10.4 years to live 3 years ago

>>150892418
That's underwhelming

>>150892539
Please stop posting what you do to doberman dick.

>>150892530
For real, who the fook is that guy?

>>150892563
You are one sick cat spammy.

>>150892539
crank dat
soulja boy

its a little fucked up to think ben askren only has 5 years

Ms. Raped Armpiggy gets extra hangry and lonely when xhe tries to hide.

>>150892579
You admitted to abusing your mother's dogs.

>>150879320
Rampage isn't smart enough to write a sentence this well formed.

>>150892592
How retarded are you to believe this?

>>150892639
the science b

>>150892654
reminder that your mom did that to your father

>>150892654
>below average BBC is bigger than any white cock
Grim....

Xadame starts spamming xer BBC folder when xhe gets anxious.

It's better than xer ripping open xer steatorrheaussy scabs.

>>150892654
Yum!

This thread is a dumptser, i no longer want to be associated with degenerate that populate it, farewell

ONE, nothings wrong with me

TWO, nothings wrong with me

THREE, nothings wrong with me

>>150892774
You literally have autogynephilia and suicidal depression.

Gane won again

Your Stricklands, your Colbys, your Tills.

>>150892774
What about FOUR, anon? You missed FOUR, anon? Is there something wrong with FOUR???

>>150892838
Strickland and Covington were both UFC world champion. Till was not.

happy belal muhammad day y'all

https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1nlzw16/din_thomas_thinks_ufc_should_trade_ankalaev/
KEK this one got our reddit brothers mad

>>150892893
colbitch was interim thoughbeit

>>150892837
Asspinal will just use the Tri-Beam cannon

I hold out hope for /heem/ knowing that spammy and the neet bong will be put out of their misery sometime soon

"interim" Aaron Pico

>>150892939
Same person btw.

Statistically speaking, Sneed is far more likely to die young than anyone else here.

>>150892930
Not gonna read the reddit ass comments but Din is right

statistically speaking i got caught you got dominated

>>150892939
>>150892977
You would literally kill yourself if something ever happened to your Spamdaddy.

This guy TKOs people, when I knock somebody out they don't fucking move.

>>150893024
How badly do you need Din Thomas to pump your boiminge with BBC juice?

>>150893045
You're a fucking loser. I come here like once a week and leave in disgust because people like you don't belong in a sane society

>>150893054
who the fuck is that guy?

>>150893064
You are a member of NAMBLA I fear.

Homie I love riding my dead daddy's THANG playa!

>>150893112
he bodied you i fear

>>150893299
Forgot my name...

My dead daddy bodied me...

Bruh.

>>150893337
I actually said daddy when he busted in me...

>>150892570
He beat Dober and...um...uhhh... he's not Miguel Torres?

>>150892893
Truly a peasant take.

>>150878264 (OP)
Machado is Brasil's final hope in mma

I say Justin, you say Gaethje.

GAETHJE

OKTAGON 76 prelims:
https://www.youtube.com/live/oSGXVYdfBWg?si=zwZhZadHd4oU1YaX

sneed won the beef

>>150893682
Let's sniff Clozapig's boiminge.

>>150893729
(You) me when vosgrone is on please

>>150893762
I won my dead daddy's porking...

>>150893762
Spammy knows he's a fucking loser.

>>150894064
I forgot my name again...

I need a Sexy Daddy or doggy to pump my bacon bussy boiminge...

I've been a naughty piggy...

The sad part is deep down Sneed knows he deserves it.

I just want be called a pretty piggy by a Sexy Daddy...

My boiminge bacon steatorrheaussy is hangry...

>>150894137
The sad part is you think anybody gives a fuck and you're not just embarrassing your own self.

>>150894186
I'm a hangry piggy...

A naughty naughty hangry piggy...

My boiminge bacon bussy needs a Sexy Daddy to pump and spunk it...

Ughhh.....

My tummy hurts!

Lmao that one revved her.

>>150894186
Mad bitch.

Please stop tormenting my AGPKin's suicidally depressed life.

That AGPKinigga's boiminge bacon bussy STANK!!!

Yo.

Yo!!!

You got RAPED!!!

NIGGA!!!

Who revved him?

>>150894566
My AGPKin uses was/raped pronouns.

>>150894126
>>150894609
irredeemable, this is loser shit

>>150892893
Being a two time interim world champion counts?

>>150894731
You're asking if being champion counts as being champion?

>>150894636
Has the smell of my AGPKinigga's boiminge bacon bussy gotten worse?

>>150894731
colbitch was only a one time interim "champion"

>>150894782
You asked if you could grind on me.

>>150894834
After he beat the fuck out of prime RDA

>>150894782
on his case it was a 'disputed' world champion
>>150894834
you're right but woodley was actively ducking him and instead got a fight booked with a bum like till instead

>>150878830
When you commit a crime you become a criminal by definition.

>>150895004
>However, Covington was unable to compete on that date due to recent nasal surgery. As a result, UFC officials turned their attention to arranging a bout between Woodley and Darren Till to fill the headlining spot. In turn, promotional officials indicated on July 24 that Covington would be stripped of the Interim UFC Welterweight Championship, once the bout between Woodley and Till took place.[42][43]

My waifu retired from MMA and now gets paid to shill for bars and clubs on social media. Truly she is divine

>>150895153
neck yourself freak

Extinguish the hate in your heart.

>>150886726
Tank Abbot (6/10) versus CM Punk (2/10)
girlfriend will make a fierce loyal wife and mother; she wins the story (9/10)

My striking is brutal, effective, damaging, splendiferous.

>>150895253
Well mine is Gaethjesque.

Check, annd, I believe that's a mate.

>>150895095
woodley was legit calling out nate/nick diaz around that time
and tbqh if you think about it, darren shouldnt have been anywhere a title shot, he lost to wonderboy despite missing weight by like 4 pounds

>>150895273
Check your facts. Splendiferous striking > Gaethjesque striking.
I choose my words carefully. See that you don't cross them again.

>>150895273
Sniff Clozapig's boiminge bacon bussy!!!

Canelo and Crawford
Overpaid sissies who dance around in a ring for half an hour with their hands wrapped in cotton wool

UFC fighters
Dawgs who dawg it out for 15 minutes to see whomst is the biggest dawlg, or to put it differently: whomst the biggest dawlg is.

for me it's zoey

i aint leaving playa

>>150895305
You'd be forgiven for thinking so. However, frightfully remiss as well... Humbly yours.

Justin Gaethje

>>150895029
So if you purge it, you stop being considered one?

>>150894731
Interim is only half champ. 2*1/2=1

brazas at F1

>>150895488
Sniff Clozapig's boiminge bacon bussy.

Now.

>>150895819
oh no someone look out for homemade terrorist bombs, kek what westernized little slut.

>>150894636
Mad bitch.

>>150887006
>>150895819
Everybody wanna be Fred Durst

*hides posts*
GODrot vs Olivera kek no Olivera ducked

>>150895488
It would be unfriendly of me to contradict your ... misplaced opinions.... too forcefully in public. So let me just say, my friend, that it has been an honour to meet one of the most misinformed people on the planet, and I look forward to meeting you again.

Blessings,

>>150895946
Sniff my boiminge...

My truck appears to be leaking oil brothers.

>>150895957
Can you sniff my boiminge.

*hides post*

>>150896039
I forgot my name...

It's also a euphemism for me having a hangry boiminge leaking steatorrhea...

It's not a euphemism my GMC Sierra is literally leaking oil into my driveway. I'm fucking cooked.

My secret? Electrolytes.

>>150896047
My boiminge is leaking...

Lick it up...

*hides post*
lol

>>150896120
Forgot my name again my boiminge is hangry...

It's nickname is Daddy's Little Girl...

>>150896151
You can entirely filter spammy with literally less than 12 filters. Which says a lot about how his brain works, I think.

hello

>>150896151
Please sniff my boiminge.
.

Bio-minge.

>>150896128
If Gaethje were born 10 years earlier.

Oink oink!

Oink oink!

Daddy's Little Girl is hangry!

kek more hidden posts
work for me spammy

>>150896196
Hi.

>>150896189
>miss drew filtering the only attention she gets in this world
Not likely.

>>150895898
>he doesn't know about the "Break Stuff 2025 remastered" video shoot

>>150896292
I need a Sexy Daddy to torment my boiminge.

*post hidden*

>>150896385
You literally have sex with individuals that were assigned male at birth.

>>150896375
>>150896385
I need my boiminge pumped with Sexy Daddy loads...

That one got him lol

*post hidden*
damn it keeps happening

I try to be courteous with other anons in the thread and all I get in exchange is senseless drivel by Spammy. Fuck you man.

>>150896431
>>150896438
I'm a naughty piggy...

Daddy's Little Girl is hangry...

In the morning I synergise my electrolytes with croissants.

>>150896515
My boiminge is yours...

Daddy's Little Girl needs some pumps...

>>150896292
how are things brother

>>150896617
Your mother is begging for my BBC again

>>150896617
Will you be my Sexy Daddy please...

Daddy's Little Girl needs some pumps...

>>150896617
are you talking to me?

what's your opinion

>>150896617
Shut up

>>150896693
I'm the naughtiest piggy here...

>>150896617
All good, big dawg, hby?

all the namefags in here like wmma

Come on spammy you aren't gonna spend your entire Saturday doing this, right?

I like my boiminge getting porked...

>>150896757
One in particular IS wmma, so to speak.

I spend every weekend looking for Sexy Daddies to bust in my boiminge...

>>150896782
imagine knowing what day of the week it is

I think I'm lit jumpin fence

OHHHHHHHH WHAT A FINISH

Fighters that beat women are more likely to become champion

Thats a fact

>>150896921
I need a Sexy Daddy to beat my boiminge...

>>150896921
ain't dat da truff

America can't fathom that someone would want to get hormone replacement therapy but we're all ok with low IQ individuals consenting to get their bodies permanently damaged for our entertainment

Ronda was the biggest MMA star ever.... food for thought,

Dominick "Breakdance" Reyes

>>150896856
You don't have a job?

>>150896921
just ran the numbers and this is unfortunately correct

>>150896959
>>150896990
I need my boiminge battered...

its belal muhammad day
in comenderation state your favorite belal memory

OKTAGON has been on for hours btw

>>150896990
you can get hrt retard, dont expect us to play along with your charade thou u dumb fag

>>150896856
>>150897031
...because neither do I

>>150897049
Sexy Daddy.

I wish he'd pump my boiminge until I Charlie Squirt...

Surely the mods are gonna take care of this spammer any minute now right?

>>150895819
Sexy daddies

>>150897049
when he raped chris curtis and made him chimp out

>>150897113
Mad bitch.

>>150897113
On it boss

>>150897176
You got btfo so hard you decided to ruin /heem/ for everybody else lol, what an utterly worthless and pathetic life you have. I am going to pray for you.

bam put you niggas in a chokehold

>>150897223
That's why we pay jannies the big bucks man. Such a selfless duty they serve for our community.

>>150897245
Ya boiminge sound HANGRY!!!

Miss armpiggy’s weight loss journey is not going well I fear

>>150897255
Get my AGPKinigga under control.

He finna steatorrhea squirt from that BOIMINGE.

fuck yeah you go heemers, go heemers go

>>150897292
Those titties ready to SQUIRT!!!

He momma don't even stack 'em up like that, playa!

I propose a toast to our fine Janitorial staff! They selflessly commit hours upon hours of their own time to clean up our website for us, and I think they deserve a pay raise of at LEAST 200, no, 300%!

How much does that bring them to?

Is tonight's card any good?

hasbulla

>>150897301
>>150897292
Sniff my AGPKin's boiminge.

And milk xer.

Now.

Let's see $0.00/hr x 300% equals....wow, they'd be making $0.00 an hour plus overtime! Cha-ching!

>>150897347
Milk xer >>150897333

Now.

>tfw you think you’re dying of a terminal illness so you admit to the anonymous online community you namefag in that you’re a literal sissy faggot and hard drug addict who fucks trannies and gets turned on by the thought of trooning out only to survive by some miracle and you still get bullied for it years later.
Call that a Sneed moment.

Eddie bravo commentary team

>>150897372
Shave dat boiminge and do da truffle shuffle.

>>150897388
Sniff xer boiminge.

Sneed's cool as fuck ngl
spammy do be shook

Spammy is genuinely like a monster or some shit, I don't know how a person can never get tired of doing this. I'm not Sneed btw

>>150897292
Not really sure what the idea is here, that clearly doesn't even look like me at all.

>>150897411
Xhe needs you to lick xer armpiggy and suckle upon xer steatorrhea teats

were all Sneed to Spammy

>>150897434
I have been saying this for years. Genuinely baffled how somebody can be such a pathetic zilch for so long without jumping off a bridge. It's truly impressive.

We're all Spammy to Sneed.

remember when heems had OC?

>>150897437
The armpiggy gave it away I’m afraid

*post hidden*
oh darn must've been good

>>150897545
Can't tell what your angle is with this gimmick, you have to realize that looks nothing like me right?

fuck it I'm posting sick finishes

>>150897255
is that the fucking cough dance kid?

>>150897558
*unhides post*
what da hell...

>>150897292
Hey quit posting my picture playa

>>150897597
Hide your disgusting splotchy scarred arms next time playa!

Armpiggy’s been busy

Iron sharpens Iron

mick won that fucking fight

steel sharpens iron

>>150897723
is this true?

The Stars are all here.....

>>150897597
You're much wider now from chocolate lab chunks I'm afraid.

ice cold fit ngl

>>150897863
Is there knuck tonight?

>>150897928
no

OKTAGONs and KSW are on right now

>>150897985
bings til vosgrone?

>>150897985
We didn't ask.

>>150898002
idk they have wmma on right now and it looks low level this is probably co-main

>>150898044
vosgrone is the co-main ya goofy
i'll check in periodically

Guru trains with DDP for 6 months while Raja sits in jail. They fight when he gets released
Who wins?

>>150898072
raja is a manlet and we've seen him get wobbled
GODru heems him to death

sex with hunter's feet

*hides post*

>>150898206
imagine the smell

>>150898072
Godru 100 out of 100 times. Rampage sues him in frustration afterwards, but Ariel, still holding a very Jewish grudge after years of humiliating interviews with Rampage, hooks Godru up with some of his lawyer buddies, and Rampage is forced to pay $6,000,000 in reparations.

>chuds actually think a fat pig with no training can beat a pro mma fighter groomed from birth by a former UFC heavyweight champion
lol, lmao even

>former UFC heavyweight champion
lol cazzie poofter

>>150898354
>groomed from birth
you realize his father is black right?

>groomed from birth
But enough about dirty diaper tyla

heemcosis

How many bings perfect day for a banger card

>>150898513
OKTAGON and KSW have been on for hours b total bangers

both tafa brothers are fighting on next weeks fight night, and navajo sterling is fighting the bum who faked being hurt o get a dq win against paul craig

>>150898610
>both tafa brothers are fighting on next weeks fight night
b...

Thank God I am white

>>150898618
according to google, is there horrible news? please say no

One of the Tafas pulled out.

Peroevwade’s bacon clitty will Charlie squirt sadly

Nice and flowy, ye?

Someone give me a link for oktagon please

https://kick DOT com SLASH lettyvision

>>150898791
Thought you were a real one for a second

Two raped piggies.

>>150898843
Oktagon nontent

you arent supposed to live like that

>Turkish man in Sombrero
Modern day Germany.

Darren Till speaks perfect Brazilian Portuguese

For me? It’s K-1 and gas the kikes

>>150898846
both won the story

vosgrone up next on OKTAGON, approx 10-15 bings

put jon yones on the gane card to prove hes really down to fight at the white house. then he can fight the winner at the white house

>>150899011
Ill take a guess and say he is a kurd from turkey
I thinkt hey do/have some weird shit like that

heem or be heemed

It's time

post stream

>>150893966
Vosgrone is up

holy fuck his gnp is awful lmao

>>150899953
stawlf from guard b

Jon Jones fought a murderers row of former or current champions and went through 3 generations of fighters, but because he decided to duck one fight you guys turned on him.

The boxing community did the same to Canelo. Fans can never be pleased so fighters should look out for themselves like Floyd Mayweather did in boxing.

do you think he lactates beer

HEEEM TAPPY

HEEM TAPPY

Just checking
>>150900000

We run this sport

Are elbows not allowed in Oktagon rules or why didnt he throw any at all?

his left foot/ankle is all fucked up, looks like he was injured coming in

Make it a Vosgrone edition.

He basically said "I'm coming for every brazza scum on the planet!" Holy shit

>>150900090
yeah was all swollen and looked like a fooking balloon. I think he was supposed to fight like 2 months ago but had a surgery and his scar didnt heal enough or something like that.

can i get a haplogroup identification on this vosgrone guy

>>150900158
freddie subs ankalaev right now

Are those drums playing during the fight?

they play drums when it gets boring to get the crowd to chant with the drums to try to entice the fighters to stop being boring

Should I?

>>150900802
yes

>>150900824
Pajeet or german humor?

new
>>150885202
>>150885202
>>150885202
>>150885202
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>>150901080
haha, silly guy thats the boxing thread

this is the combat sports general

>>150901150
>>150901150
>>150901150
y nuevo