Thread 150881564

Schedule:
>sexday 19/09:
>COL1 (UTC-5)
NOW! | América x Once Caldas

>saturday 20/09:
>BRA1
16:00 | Vitória x Fluminense
18:30 | Botafogo x Atlético-MG
18:30 | Ceará x Bahia
21:00 | Palmeiras x Fortaleza

>ARG1
14:30 | Barracas x Sarmiento
16:45 | Unión de Santa Fe x Ind. Rivadavia
19:00 | Tigre x Aldosivi
21:15 | Atlético Tucumán x River Plate

>URY1
13:00 | Torque x Cerro Largo
15:30 | Boston River x Plaza Colonia
18:30 | Nacional x Liverpool

>COL1 (UTC-5)
16:00/14:00 | Envigado x Alianza Valledupar
18:10/16:10 | Llaneros x Águilas Doradas
20:20/18:20 | Dep. Pasto x Santa Fe
22:30/20:30 | La Equidad x Dep. Cali

>BRA2
16:00 | Goiás x Paysandu
18:30 | Amazonas x Volta Redonda
18:30 | Avaí x Ferroviária
20:30 | Remo x Atlético-GO

>PRY1
16:30 | Recoleta x Tembetary
19:00 | Cerro Porteño x Sportivo Ameliano

UTC-3/[local time]

https://rentry.org/copalib-schedule

Previous thread: >>150867330

Éste es el hilo.

Anime

marcelo sapardo

Y parakawaiyitas

All SAFs failed 2 years after

Botafogo is bankrupt
Bahia is in the same shit tier position they always been, only disputing nordestão
Vasco is a disaster, probably going to last 20 years in the justice and they will be stuck with fighting against relegation for next 20 years
Palmeiras will die as soon as Lamachia dies and Leila drug dealer is arrested
Bragantino is a middle table tier team
Patético-MG debt grow every day

>>150881709
I just saw you in another board lol

>>150881808
i seriously hope it wasn't /int/

brazil is the mecca of football

This is the thread

>>150881814
It's /ck/

>>150881839
very good

Vasco win Libertadores and Brasileirao
this guy becomes president, destroy the club forever
It is sold to 777 and is destroyed again forever

Portuguese people: dont trust them

>>150881839
>coworkers asked me to make 6 million bread to eat sanguches next day (they buy everything else)
>cancel last moment (night of the previous day) when I have already made most of the bread
Should have trusted copalib about coworkers and just stay in /sp/.

anime

>>150881899
NEVER trust coworkers

>>150881911
built for

>>150881899
I would never cancel the /copalib/ sanguche night

>>150882094
I would

>Dile a Wanchope que se jubile. No puede correr
Didn't they see how terrible he was in Boca

>>150882063
>We don't make excuses
>makes an excuse right after
what did he mean by this

>>150882174
It is like saying "no disrespect, but"

>>150882174
kek

Can someone make a webm out of this?

https://x.com/are_cruzmaltina/status/1968879173700575414?t=hYF7_OP3Bbi0Dr7cuCT08w&s=08

>>150882259
he did want that ankle, didn't he

>>150881564 (OP)
why is the old man puking yellow?

>>150882174
He meant somebody has to start, duh.

>From Guatemala
>Twister of Huracán
holy based

fuck a.nal

>>150882259
Thank you very much
How can american vultures complain with a plain face about the ref

tits

Leila is bribing for another Palmeiras to reach final

Taking a flight to haifa. I will see riBer vs atlético tucumonos from there

no makeup = good

>Crime organizado expulsa população e transforma vilarejo no sertão do Ceará em cidade-fantasma

Culpa do Bolsonaro, extrema-direita, fascismo e obviamente do Sérgio Moro.

You are Leila. Palmeiras wins their 4th Libertadores. You call Fuchs and Vitor Roque to your office, what do you say to them?

Ser incel é um presendete de Deus
Eu perderia todos meus bens e minha saude mental casando com uma dessas

>>150882979
sei nao rei eu acho a culpa e do mengao

Are you still angry ...... ?

im going to fucking kill you

- in minecraft

>>150883885
Are you a Bojo fan or algo? Why do you want to kill your fellow football enjoyers

Not if I killing fuck you first.

Not if I kill myself first.

Who told you u are not already dead

Yakuza Kiwami 3 releasing this year
I need to make a good bet to buy this game

bet on flamengo losing and you'll be rich for life

- Ronaldo, Rivaldo e Roberto Carlos venderam a copa de 1998 em troca de um contrato vitalicio com a Nike

- Paulo Nobre faz parte daqueles grupos de acionistas de empresas "holding" que são fachada para narcotráfico

- Augusto Melo foi um testa de ferro de uma ala pobre e desorganizada do PCC que tentou agir por conta própria e tomou no cu quando Marcola ficou de saco cheio

- A Globo promove macumba e neopentecostais porque ambos servem aos desejos de Israel, que é democracia barata e putaria

- Rede Record é controlada pelo Mossad

- Funk foi um projeto americano para bagunçar o estado brasileiro enquanto o narcotráfico criava raízes nos morros

- A Colombia tem 3 bases militares americanas e não é por acaso que é país que mais produz cocaína no mundo

- Fernando Henrique Cardoso e Michel Temer sempre controlaram a política desde 1988, a mando dos judeus americanos, nos bastidores. O Lula é fachada

- A Rede Globo tem "budget" infinito porque recebe injeção de bilhões dos bancos como Itau e Bradesco, que são sedes do Rothschild no Brasil

- A USP é a maior psyop da america latina, onde lá foram produzidos líderes para justificar a classe operária o lucro dos banqueiros e se contentar com bolsa senpaiília. O Lula é cria da USP

- O Ministro Barroso ajudou o escritório da mulher do Alexandre de Moraes a lucrar 150 milhões de reais vendendo imóveis leiloados pela União

Not reading ANY of that btw.

Today is Bay Day

Target: Ceará

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

All those conspiracies are dogshit. The only real conspiracy is that flamengo got robated because Dominguez bet half of Conmebol’s assets on estudiantes reaching the semifinals
>how do I know
He posted it here

Fuck anal

>>150881899
>he'd actually fell for the coworker meme

c'mon now bro

you think you are the smarter umbrella because he still believes in the good inside people?

riBer es un Cabaret

>>150887252
Not at all man, i wish all the best to umbrella breadbro, he can provide all the bread to copalib podcast tho

bom chia copalib

https://ge.globo.com/futebol/times/flamengo/noticia/2025/09/19/conmebol-anula-expulsao-de-plata-em-flamengo-x-estudiantes-nao-esta-suspenso-para-a-proxima-partida.ghtml
We are always right.

>>150887517
Jewish dog always hiding.

>>150888831
>On Thursday
>FUCK CONMEBOL I HATE YOU
>On Saturday
>SAVE ME DADDY DOMINGUEZ FUCK ME PLEASE

>>150888831
tldr?

>>150889033
on the match vs estudiantes a flamengo player got expulsated for double yellow, VAR audios were released of one of the guys saying that yellow was not deserved, so flamengo started crying and they removed the second yellow from the player so he can play the second match.

VI

TO

RI

A

>>150889095
That's fucking retarded

>>150889288
welcome to conmebol

>>150889288
We can't risk losing our chita.

>>150882259
>>150882259
This is the guy who got sent off by the way
He didnt get a red for this play

>>150889106
>>150889145

Lads, half of Milan is Muslim and everyone is ugly as fuck. What a letdown. This shit looks like a bunch of nordestinos made to Europe.
>>150889095
>>150889288
The argenchino forgot to mention that the dude got his second yellow when he was the one that got kicked by facundo, not the other way around.

>>150889145
It's nothing personal, but Vitória will have a terrible weekend.

>>150890386
Yeah who cares you faggot. Clubs get refballed every other day and nobody will reverse any decisions in the court for them.

>>150890531
I'm not so weakminded as to change my opinion on something because it didn't happened to someone I care about tbqhwyf

>>150890386
you forgot to mention that the dude had already made several yellow-worthy fouls after his first one and none of them were called

I really like you guys u//u

>>150890846
Disagree. I can get behind a straight red for his first yellow though

el polacANO

>>150890978
Your Peru flag is missing a red stripe

Piekarski is back

>>150891568
kek

I'm sleepy and OP's thumbnail looks like a dude throwing up

>>150882287
>>150891673

Paulista caipiradom is a make a wish interior
it's not real interior with psychotic men who'll kill you over trivial shit
you go to Goiás, Paraná, Rio Grande do Sur even Minas, it's fucking Mad Max, no man's land, you smiled to someones wife? they'll ambush and shoot your car
You're going to tell the delegado? Good luck, they were high school friends
Big city fags don't understand this dynamic
I met a goiano once IN THE MILITARY and I could tell if it wasn't for that he'd be a hit man, dude was insane, funny as fuck tho, miss him

Did anybody ask?

>>150892024
>caipiradom
i skimmed through the text and thought this was capibaradom

>>150892155
is it too late to put a carpincho on out team?

>>150892192
it is never too late

Today, River loses

>>150892024
>carioca crime
Local man from Fazenda Botafogo with extensive criminal history gets executed by cartel hitmen at an açaí store. Family calls for justice and says he was studying to be a nuclear engineer.
>paulista crime
Man finds out that his wife was cheating on him with his brother and kills the entire family during Christmas before shooting himself in his Jeep Renegade.
>onions state crime
Family of 6 killed during a house robbery. Thieves fled only with a few jewels and watches. Investigations interrupted after an accidental fire destroyed the crime scene. They had refused three offers to sell their family property to a deputado's cousin.

Insolito: el ruso vomita los tallarines con cheddar de anoche

>>150892760
>tallarines con cheddar

>>150881899
Thanks for the idea of baking bread.
Don't laugh, I'm still a beginner.

>>150892708
quintessentially early 00s paulista look
the retarded bombadinho injecting oil in his biceps and all

>mastantuono starting, benching players like bellingham i.e.

pretty good for an 18 yo who just got there

>>150892560
fucking hate Eduardo Paes for going to the courts to stop Fazenda Botafogo being recognised as a bairro and yet creating the fucking bairro Argentino which is literally smaller than a quarteurão
fuck Paespalho for ruining our political geography

>>150881564 (OP)
I get it now

>>150892996
I understand the sentiment but I think you're too passionate over two places you should ideally never set foot in.

>>150892537
Im having lunch rn

Dogs in Brazil eat this?

>>150892708
No palmeiras fan will ever reach this physique

>>150892870
Congrats
>>150892760
Im having lunch rn

>>150892986
We dont praise river players in this house
>>150894086
Im having lunch rn

A Polícia Civil do RJ prendeu 8 pessoas neste sábado (20) pela morte do vascaíno Rodrigo José da Silva Santana, de 36 anos, baleado em uma briga de torcidas na noite do último dia 11, em Oswaldo Cruz, na Zona Norte do Rio de Janeiro. Na ocasião, outro torcedor foi atingido no pé.

>>150894166
Are you eating picrel?
>>150894086

>>150894086
Is that tongue?

>>150894589
Other parts of the ox

>>150892870
I'd fuck this bread.

>>150894828
nigga just read the bottom text

>>150895190
Sorry my notebook monitor is too small, I didn't see the text

niggas will say kids are expensive and then buy a whole T Bone for their dogs

>friends wanna play that awful boring ass """"survival"""" game again
fuck this I thought we were over that shit

>lengua bolita
That's what we call la barra de boca.

bolitongue

>>150895271
Minecraft is fun though.

>>150895312
it's valheim, I'll never understand why people like these games

Sept 24th
Visitante section of Allianz Park...

>>150895360
Ah some of my friends play that shit, buncha old ass niggas running around screaming dumb shit.

brazilian jokes: something they saw online but translated to portuguese

veneco jokes:

>>150895932
This nigga think I can read lips.

hispanoshpere is too faggy with food
>nooo, you cant put this with that
we just put everything in a bowl and eat it

>>150896119
Bitch could suck my dick and ingest pure protein straight from the tap but she'd rather eat chicken feet and gelatina de sardina.

>>150895631
river fans don't look like that

>>150896172
But river players do.

>>150896260
ela tem...
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

SUA MAE ?
É MINHA MULHER ,
TÁ ?

eu chupei uma teta da sua mulher

>nobody replied to my schizoshit
>maybe I should reply to myself a couple times...

Point me to your post and I will reply to it

Oh you mean us? I just seized the opportunity to use a gif I found and like on /mu/today

>us
He is having another multiple personality disorder episode.

Dayum

>>150897357
Rip my nigga speedy.

>>150892870
I would never laugh bro, nice bread

/copanlib/

/copalib/ al pan

/copalib/*

*may contain wheat, beans, peanuts and coraçao do galho

plaza coloniabros...

COPALIB! Its SÉRIE D TIME
The second match of the semifinals is here! Today Barra and Inter de Limeira face each other for a place in the final! Come watch!
>NOW
Internacional (Limeira) x Barra
https://www.youtube.com/live/pnoInqzHifE
First game: Barra 2 - 0 Inter de Limeira)

>>150898015
La barra de barra.

Imagine losing a final to santo andré

Oh boy

if i ever have a son maybe i should name him hércules, it's a cool name

>>150898774
if I have a daughter, she will be called gorgon

>>150898871
please tell me your surname is zola

>>150899348
This nigga's lastname? Mouse. First name Rat.

e' clu' e' de lo socio'

>>150899348
Yes, and j'accuse!

Who is this "socio" guy and why does he own all clubs

>>150899876
his real name is sociobergkowzki

>Via Argentina is the place here with a lot of bars and gays
>Via Brasil is the place here with a lot of government institutions and businesses

>BRA4
Inter de Limeira 0 - [1] Barra
Aggregate: 0 - 3

We missed the quints.

>BRA4
Inter de Limeira 0 - [1] Barra
Aggregate: 0 - 3

>BRA4
Inter de Limeira [1] - 1 Barra
Aggregate: 1 - 3

>>150900143
Can my limeira do the needful?

>BRA4
Inter de Limeira 1 - [2] Barra
Aggregate: 1 - 4
>>150900300
Unlikely

>BRA4
Inter de Limeira [2] - 2 Barra
Aggregate: 2 - 4

>>150900363
COME ON LIMA DO IT

>BRA4
Inter de Limeira 2 - [3] Barra
Aggregate and final score: 2 - 5
>>150900389
RIP
At least the argentinos in Balneário Camboriú can enjoy a série D final

>>150900597
the bad guys won...
who else is in the final?

>>150900607
We'll discover later today at 19h30!
I'll post a link later, but it's between Santinha and Maranhão. First match was one nil for Santinha

>>150900661
Santinha sounds like the good guys, I'll be rooting for them.

>>150900740
Their fans killed a prana fan by throwing a toilet him
They also sodomized a sport fan to death

>>150900766
*paraná
Fuck santa cruz

>>150900766
it's just banter, bro
also he didn't die just had his butico violated

>>150900766
buddhismbros, is our faith weaker than a measly toilet?

>>150900766
>throwing a toilet
>sodomized a sport fan
They got the best of both worlds (u de chile & independiente).

>>150900837
Buddhist have ki coming out of their asses?

thirdies won

Chikaner

>reply within 30s
this nigga got buckbroken so hard he's guarding the thread

>>150901084
chikaner would never praise "thirdies"

I am chikaner and I say viva el penis

>>150901108
He does false flags.

I had a dream someone from /copalib/ posted in my main board and only I could tell and no one believed me

I say we invade argenchina, force their females to play in our lower leagues, and make the males into sex slaves

If the Dino league pays double than you, its gotten tk the point of no salvation, just dissolve the country

I say we invade brazil, we burn their beans and use their bananas for milkshakes. I don't care about the men and women, they can stay there.

We should have copalib A and copalib B
If your team is relegated you must stay in copalib B until it comes back

copalib A
>trikaschizo, chikaner, vasco and other brazilians
copalib B
>paraguay, bolivia, peru, chile

Yeah I think I'm good in La B.

>copalib A
>copalib B

Clássico interestadual rolando: Botafogo vs Atlético
Quem viu os grandes embates dos anos 70 se lembrará com saudosismo

Tigre beating O Tubarão 1-0

COPALIB!
Série D semifinal 2, match 2! Santa Cruz x Maranhão! Come watch!
I won't be able to make webms of this amazing match, but I hope everyone can enjoy it!
>NOW
Santa Cruz x Maranhão
https://www.youtube.com/live/mv7ZRkZqjDA
First match: Maranhão 0 - 1 Santa Cruz

LAST MOMENT
LEDESMA WILL REMPLAZATE ARMANIQUI UNDER THE THREE STICKS

Julinho Casares, son of Jewish lawyer and São Paulo president Julio Casares marries Lara Silva, daughter of Jewish TV host Fausto Silva in a private wedding

Deus é vascaíno

O
GALO
É
UMA
MERDA

montoro must have an insane bussy, it wouldn't take more than a couple months of hormones to look great

Bahia 1-1 Ceará

Another demonstration of Rogério Ceni's inability to make Bahia win after starting losing. Also the lack of new hirings is killing Bahia this 2nd half of championship.

Next target: Vasco da Gama

Anyway,
Bay Is The World

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

>>150902781
rightoids be like muh liberdade de expressão but also we're banning you from a book fair for making a tweet we didn't like

01 procure ajuda

>>150902856
não pega g6 com o ceni

>>150902801
>>150902865
why are you like this

wtf don't let the greenflags see this argenchinabros
they will laugh at us again....

>>150902958
So is riber getting cancelled or what.

it's over

>>150902987
They play in Tucuman.

eu: verchi
voce: preto

>>150903033
>>150903018
nice lluvia

con las SADs eso no pasaba

just wear pata de rana and snorkel

remember the rain protocol in the CWC? I member

>>150903125
More like lightning protoculo

>rain protocol
that sounds like a Tom Clancy novel

Shhh I’m watching palmtree vs fortress

>Tigre
>suspends match over getting a little wet
More like CA Gato.

It's GALLARDOVER

I have 5395 pesos left for the rest of the month

>>150903593
BetANUS against Palmemeiras and you'll have 500000 peso

ALÔ POLÍCIA FEDERAL

>>150903593
How much is that in brazilian dollars?

Nao to vendo o jogo
foi penalti ou os judeus roubando novamente?

>>150903627
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>150903638
o valor que tu paga pro flanelinha

Why the FUCK is palmares using MY selecinha colors for their uniforms? This should be FUCKING illegal

Tucuman 1x0 river

>>150903680
Grim...