Thread 150886287

IT'S MERSEYSIDE DERBY DAY LA'S

KO: 12:30PM UK

Liverpool XI: Alisson, Bradley, Konate, Van Dijk, Kerkez, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Mac Allister, Gakpo, Salah, Ekitike.
>Subs: Mamardashvili, Gomez, Endo, Wirtz, Isak, Jones, Robertson, Frimpong, Ngumoha.

Everton XI: Pickford, O'Brien, Tarkowski, Keane, Mykolenko, Gueye, Garner, Ndiaye, Dewsbury-Hall, Grealish, Beto.
>Subs: Travers, Patterson, McNeil, Barry, Dibling, Coleman, Alcaraz, Aznou, Iroegbunam.

>>150886287 (OP)
>wirtz benched
So what's the deal. Has Slot had enough or is he getting a rest?

>>150886375
they are checking the terms and conditions to see if they can get a refund because they were not told they were buying a FRAUD

2-2

>>150886287 (OP)
>wirtz benched
>no chiesa
soulless

nothing wrong with porridge

Top tier formatting, good job mate

could see one of these teams winning this if they score more than the other team

>>150886415
didnt say there was just a bit boring innit

>>150886429
boring gimmick

>>150886415
Daniel Porridge

>>150886287 (OP)
Will Liverpool score late again?

>>150886415
I have porridge almost every morning with a little salt and honey, and fresh blueberries, strawberries and raspberries. Fit as a fiddle approaching forty.

>>150886632
and how much can you bench press?

>Starting kerkez instead of robertson
did arne slot not see how much better he was the other night or something

let's get it

>Best German player of all time benched
...Krautsisters?

>>150886716
Slot basically admitting Wirtz is too fragile for a derby match

>>150886399
How do you say no refunds under any conditions in German?

>>150886775
nein refundenen

>>150886651
25kg dumbbells

easiest +3 for pool

Slot is just saving him from the 007 ending so he plays a shit team before it hits that number

>>150886632
Why the salt?

>ynr Ancelotti taking out Van Dyke in the derby as Everton manager ruining Liverpoo’s league campaign then switching to manage Real Madrid and cucking Liverpoo in the CHL final
ABL legend

are we ready derbybros

>>150886947
The scottish are weird like that.

>>150886989
remember when he shat the bed in 2005

>>150887002
Got revenge in 07 though

Everton are unironically winning this, Moyes gets his 1st EVER win at anfield

>>150887002
I was born in 2006

Wirtz is an atrocious footballer.

wake up at crack of dawn , go to make my tea and of course my microwave is on the fritz :(

>wirtz is benched because of the EPL intensity is too much for him from germany
lol

wer an Wirtz zweifelt, soll seine Worte wie Scheiße essen

what BlackAmbush scene will it be be for the pre-game wank, lads?

>>150886287 (OP)
>Subs: Wirtz, Isak, Frimpong,
hehe

>>150887067
Why do German players always flop over here?

wirtz would get battered against everton, good decision from arne to be fair

>>150887089
hazel moore

>>150886287 (OP)
Subs: Wirtz, Isak, Frimpong
hehe

Remember when norweigan guy with his laptop doxxed his mates the first match?

>170 million for Isak
grim

>>150887097
Let's just keep it focused on £116m FLOP Wirtz instead of crying about other players you vile Scouser

Any good stream for this?

>>150886287 (OP)
>getting to bench two 100m+ players when they don't hit the ground running
Pep got crucified for less.

>>150887163
yeah loads

anyone hear that one yesterday?
scousaar
haha

>0 scousers on the pitch
grim

>>150887163
yh

>>150887168
fern sex

>>150887163
im watching on the USA Network
the official broadcast of the EPL :D

Slot knows he's opened the door to Scousers pushing Wirtz out of the club with their usual flood of detailed death threats.

How do all these bongs afford the 1000£ tickets?

>On Isak being on the bench: "Normally when you don't play a player I don't think there is any player that says, 'Ok I understand your decision', ok maybe they understand it but they may have made a different one themselves. I wouldn't be surprised if you ask him today that he would say it's the best choice for him not to start, but of course it is about match fitness. It was good to see him play for an hour in midweek, let's see how many minutes he can make today."

>On Wirtz being on the bench: "The same thinking as Mac Allister on the bench against Atletico. Like I said it's three games in seven days, not in eight days, this is Sunday, Wednesday then Saturday. This is one of the most intense games that we have to play, so we try to manage it during Burnley and Atletico.

>"For today I think Szoboszlai, who played both of those games as well, is more used to the intensity of the Premier League and this programme than Florian is coming from Germany. So it's only to do with so many games in limited time. I think he will feature, but not from the start."

Slot admitting Isak is unfit (self inflicted) and Wirtz isn't ready for a derby

Quarter of a billion pounds wasted

>>150887168
>>150887193
>anime
kys srsly

what are you snacking on lads?

Grealish… soul
Incoming red cards… also soul

>>150887223
feeling wild, letting me hair down

>>150887223
coco puffs

>>150887206
by living in squalor

no minute of silence for Diogo Jota???????

HELLO? HELLO?
BLUE AND WHITE SHITE
BLUE AND WHITE SHITE
HELLO? HELLO?
BLUE AND WHITE SHITE
BLUE AND WHITE SHITE

literally who

Firmino?

RIP Charlie Kirk

sovl

any stream link??

>>150887257
>>150887263
whats the name, my stream isnt showing shit

>>150887254
nvm

>>150887262
good choice

That soviet style banner is extremely embarrassing.

>>150887269
10/10 in England

>>150887274
george floyd

>>150887295
lol imagine they were still doing that

Game's gone

Tell me about the benched man

>Amazon prime 6£ per month showing 1 prem game a week
>It’s the Meyerside derby
>Get to shitpost with the lads on here without having to deal with dodgy third world streaming sites
COZY

Where the bloody fuck is Isak?

missed the minutes silence for diogo as im watching an american stream and naturally they squeezed in some fast food ads before kick off

Why did they put all of them on the soviet flag?

I’m watching some gay ass american stream from Kansas City. Worst fucking thing I ever seen. They didn’t even talk about the game just showing fake fans screaming and doing gay shit with 5 commercial breaks wtf

>>150887321
scousaars are embarrassing

>>150887321
Liverpool is a working class socialist city, even though the white male population has moved slowly towards the far right politics of reform recently.

which part of liverpool are you from lads?

>>150887321
Red teams = Communism.
Blue teams = Capitalism.

>>150887321
Retards innit

>>150887334
Skowser's Gulch, Texas

>>150887336
go on lad treat yourself

>>150887321
>>150887287
ex soviet shitholes raging at principled socialists

>>150887324
welcome to america

non-porridge eating prediction: kerkez gets a red

terrible effort from the ref at avoiding the ball there
he had ages to react and just didn't

weetabix eating prediction: poo win 3-1

kwab

k

>>150887321
the city of redditpool at their finest

>>150887016
>>150887321
Based Ukraine anon
Always hope you’re good
Thank you for the eternal service despite most of this board only being here for HTS (honestly, me included)

too early for food predictions: 3-0 'pool

meme game

>>150887434
huge titty scousers?

>>150887262
tfw you battle with those who are almost closed and you shred your nails and bruise your thumbs

Hugoooooooooo

Did you know?
If you take out the "r" in "Wirtz", you get "Witz".
Which is the german word for joke, or jest, if you will.

>>150887353
The fuck is wrong with you guys?

>let’s talk about the game
>no here’s some normie fake fans screaming and playing carnival games
>oh time to cut to our 5th commercial

Surprised they even showed the line ups

>>150887321
ridiculous banner, only cl winners were supposed to be on that

FUCK

OH WORRA GOAL

gakpo's "cut inside and shoot" gimmick isn't working this season.

What a goal

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>150887446
Eh i use a knife to crack it wider.

All came from a blatant foul not given.

>>150887445
Half time slags but whatever works
Also
Score predictions?

Gravengod

Grav!!!

GRAVENGOD BACK AT IT

Nice goal

lmao

how was that not a foul

why did bayern sell gravenberch

>first replay is of a perfectly fine tackle at the other end of the field rather than the exquisite pass and goal
ABL director

It's too easy

give grav the ballon d'or now

>>150887453
sounds like the german version of the word wit

>>150887511
he got the ball you soft cunt

>>150887480
you got loicense for it?

GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY

Liverbros we just can't stop winning

>>150887512
because he was shit at bayern

liverpool have given up a two goal lead three times this season btw

Gakpo not with it yet

>>150887505
sex

>>150887547
Gakpo is utterly mid

>>150887542
must have dropped loads of points

>your star player is an unwanted flop on loan from City
state of em

>>150887529
It plastic mr. public safety officer

>>150887547
Ekitike will take hakpo's place once Isak is fit

Alright that was an impressive one

>>150887547
he's shite, all he does is try and shoot. kills so many moves running into dead ends or hitting the first defender

salah already looks a lot better without wirtz

>>150887555
pickford is the ev's star player

>Not one english player on the pitch for Liverpool
Hmm

>>150886287 (OP)
over

>>150887508
>dad, why can't you take me to the liverpool games instead?
>why do I have to wear the blue coloured shirts, dad?
Imagine your parent forcing you to be an Everton fan. Absolutely grim.

counter point: gakpo is good actually

>>150887579
scousaars dont like to see their oppressors represented

Ref is using champions league protocols. They should do this all the time

it’s not fair grealish bros

>>150886287 (OP)
ABLs… please give me hope I don’t feel so good

>>150887579
most english players are crap at football

>>150887569
both have purple patches, they're that kind of players

>>150887579
let alone a scouse player

>>150887579
This is why they win

XD

>>150887586
nothing wrong with him, he's just a one trick pony who was, should, and will be a bench option for a team like liverpool

refuse to watch the game so i will just trust this thread to keep updated.

>>150887600
oof

>>150887608
we'll have him for a cheeky £40m

>>150887579
There's only 2 decent english players in the premier league. And neither of them would start for Liverpool anyway.

>>150887598
the scouser in the team ran down his contract and left on a free so he can go sit on real madrid's bench and the other one has been injured. we got bradley though.

>>150887608
remember when chelsea broke the record signing caicedo

the games gone

>>150887505
>>150887515
>anime
kys srsly

>>150887608
007 soon

Bombed, Germ Bombed.

>>150887617
>bandage on his hand
was he given the belt?

>>150887555
>everton's star player is a big six reject
Guessing you were born yesterday lad, they've been like that for decades

>>150887542
I'd rather they just go 5-0 at halftime instead of their usual last minute goal bollocks.

>>150887633
Liverpool vs Real Madrid in the CL will be heated

almost

>>150887579
the best english player on the pitch is grealish

>>150887608
welcome to bournemouth 2026 - best runs and possessions lost

>evertons strategy is just hoofball
It’s gonna be poo 5-0

>>150887633
Ah yes, famous Liverpudlian Conor Bradley

man city only signed grealish to stop united buying him

pep never wanted him never played him

and you wonder why england never win anything

Even the Merseyside derby has become boring

>>150887660
>cutting off right before a kid was about to get smashed

fuck PGMOL LIVERPOOL

>>150887579

the homegrown lifelong they used to have ran down his contract to join a bigger club

>>150887676
NLD is the best derby.

>>150887659
he will be on the bench (or not at all)

desu he looked physically goosed last season and now he's breaking down for madrid after 5 minutes when given a chance. maybe it was a good thing.

So is everton gonna try anything other than the long ball over the top against the two man mountains?

>>150887663
and he's Irish

>>150887676
The anfield one always is. The Goodison one is the heated one. We'll see how things pan out with the new stadium

>>150887686
are nieve

>>150887629
curtis jones sometimes start for liverpool

>>150887637
If Liverpool lose this game. I'll never post anime ever again.

>>150887686
why bother wearing a top, there is nothing to hide here

ah yes the derby where fans sit next to eachother and one team is 10x better than the other and the other has never won in like 15 years

liverpool death cult

MOYES WE GOT THE IT
>>150887711
NOW ACTIVATE

>>150887686
That is a male

FOREVER 20 GUYS STAND UP

>>150887692
he was overrated anyway, frimpong will come good

>>150887717
But enough about the Manchester Derby

>>150887717
>the other has never won in like 15 years
retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8pwU2yZZuc

>>150887676
i think liverpool play really good football but ive gotten bored of watching them at anfield cause every team plays the same way. sit back and counter or they're just better. it'll be some time before we see the pep vs klopp levels of football back especially when the second best team is arteta's arsenal.

>>150887701
Let it go, Paddy.. Let it go.

i alternate between porridge and scrambled eggs on toast, me

rich people dont drive lambos

NEVER STOP BALEEVIN FOR ARE JOTA LA
WE'RE GONNA WIN THAT CARABAO CUP FOR HIM LA

They keep harping on about Moyes's terrible record at Anfield. They've mentioned it 3 times now and it's only been 21 minutes

nice pass

>>150887753
youtubers and gypos

Neverton are so shit its not even funny anymore la

>>150887716
I think the same about flat bitches that wear bras. Just wear a vest to cover your nipples, love. You've got nothing there to support.

>>150887750
you'll never get me lucky charms

>>150887751
love a bit of scrambled egg
you just have to take it off the heat before its fully cooked and let it finish in the cooling pan

For me it's weetabix, banana chips and some mixed seeds

Liverpool could really use a new GK

>>150887758
who the fuck doesn't have a terrible record at Anfield

why hasn't he scored yet?

gakpiss

>>150887434
Cheers. Yeah, I know that everyone here mostly gathers for shitposting unrelated to the match, but I think something recorded live makes these threads a bit more fun

NO CHILE

>>150887795
Fergie, Pep, Mou, Wenger

>>150887798
i havnt really been following it
why isnt he playing? surely they didnt sign a injured player with a long history of injuries for 130m

What's more kino? Long sleeved shirts or players tucking in their shirts?

gakpo gotta get his head in the game, so many poor choices so far

>>150887795
I mean... they don't usually mention these things this much though

>2x Weetabix with a sliced kiwi
>2 egg omelette
>90g of baked beans
>1 slice of toast
>1 glass of fresh squeezed pineapple juice
>vitamin D3 & K2 supplements

>>150887795
Liverpool

>>150887842
>3 double cheeseburgers
>2 large frys
>2 fat spliffs
lets go

>>150887825
tucked long sleeve shirt

>>150887789
>banana chips
well la dee da

This is a gay derby. Where is the violence? The intensity? The big titted fans?

>>150887842
you sound like a proper unpleasant cunt

>>150887825
tucking in their shirts

>>150887861
here ya go lad

>>150887861
>This is a gay derby
They literally call it the friendly derby
It is gay

should wear the shirt like its a bib

>500 mil spent
>best creative player is still salah
>best goalscorer is still salah
uhh hughesbros..?

>>150887787
you soggy egg bastard

lol dewsbury-hall, what a name
like he's a building

>>150887842
not bad not bad

Salad in

>>150887818
Mouyes is the only one there with a good record

EKITIKTOK

>>150887787
yep a little bit wet does it
can't stand overcooked eggs now

Fucking kneel

ISAK WHO?

HUGOOOAL

sigh

its over

>>150887825
>Long sleeved shirts
Gay nonsense practised by limp wristed fairies afraid of the weather

Nice play lads. Easy win. Sell Isak back.

NGUBU!!

isak who

>>150887825
collars

Hugoooooooooo

Isak in the fucking mud

>>150886775
Rückerstattung unter allen Umständen ausgeschlossen!

will we get our /mug/ today?

grav simply cannot be stopped

if wirtz started it'd still be 0-0 btw

>>150887931
I agree to an extent. But the under armour shit is gayer.

EKI TIKKERS

>drop Wirtz
>play the best football seen all season
I think I can see the issue

ekkietique is so much better than isak

NUTMEGGED

Pickford you're shit

Gravy is too good

Will epl become Liverpoolwinslol?

>pickford
I still remember when retards tried to paint this fool as an "elite goalkeeper"

How did Liverpool become so much bigger than Everton when Everton are older?

>>150887961
Same principle for me. Both are faggottry on the pitch

so are bundesliga players frauds or not?

what breakfast does this everton performance resemble?

>>150887974
i hope so

>gravenberch
>Shit in the bundesliga
>Good in the premier league

>wirtz
>Good in the bundesliga
>Shit in the premier league

Why can't g*rmans hack it lads?

>>150887975
he's not elite like alisson but he's a very good player in the 2nd tier of premier league gks

Where are all the people saying ekitike was a waste of money now?

What happens now that Liverpoo have already won the league in September?

Wirtz flopping and relegated to the bench while Woltemade looks good for Newcastle is really surprising me

>>150887974
It's still Citywinslol as far as I'm concerned.

>>150887995
mushroom soup

imagine if they did not waste money on shartz and isak - all that money to spend on the team

>>150887975
He's the best England has which inflates him a lot

>>150888002
what are you asking lad

>>150887975
he has his moments tbf

>>150887974
united fan but anything it better than city winning literally fake no fanbase

Crackpo

spending for spending's sake

>>150888021
And if they spent money on other players instead? Would they still be winning 7 out of 7?

our year la

>>150887995
soggy weetos

Everton could realistically win the league

Spending 250m bongs to make the starters work harder to keep their spot. Slott playing 5D chess

Everton have no idea what to do in possession, they're not used it, rabbit in headlights look on all the players when they're on the ball

We know how this goes. Everton will score 2 and then Liverpool will win after the 85th minute.

>>150888019
Thanks

>derby game
>winning 2-0
>crowd dead as fuck
weird game

>>150888054

not only that but they would have deserved it maybe instead of being luckers

Connor was great in Westworld

How come Liverpool are immune to the financial fair play bullshit, unlike City

>>150888095
Agreed. Can't hear everton fans at all. Proper weird.

>>150888111
net spend:)

>>150888111
both clubs are immune to the financial fair play because they're well run

this beto nigga is so bad

trent left his boyhood local club to sit on the bench and watch trent

>>150888143
>trent left his boyhood local club to sit on the bench and watch trent

300 millon on back ups

>>150888111
city are immune to it they have world record revenues while not being able to fill their stadium and managing about 50,000 people for their 30 minute victory parade

Wirtzling warming up the bench already??

A derby nigger?

How are you feeling right now.

tark and virg completely ignoring the ref there
no time for his nonsense

caravjal plays in trents position

hes the only spanish player in the real madrid team

hes the captain

he left liverpool to sit on the bench

bringing on wirtz might be enough to lose the lead to be fair

>>150888133
>bongland doing absolutely zero to develop their entrepeneur talent

virgil hulking out

>>150888189
he can see his boyfriend jude and model calvin kleins in madrid though

>>150888133
I can't honestly tell if that's real news

>>150888189
he was injured last season so maybe trent thought the position was vacant kek

>>150888189
He's shit at defending and without a system to cover up that hole in his playstyle all he can do is ride the bench until the end of his contract.

>>150888133
If she was brown and set up a turkish barber/vape stand, what would the police have done?

>>150888189
>the season is only 4 games
>no competition for places should take place on a top 5 club in the world

light seething

>>150888189
i think his advisers had him believing he was being brought in as a star player rather than an opportunistic savvy bit of business

>>150888189
he'll have been gassed up by the madrid high rollers about replacing him "next season" when in actuality they see trent as a market opportunity and will try to flog him to chelsea or city or someone.

liverpool's entire season will be derailed with ONE injury to a center-back. good thing they spent 400 million on forwards and wingbacks

>>150887097
england too fast

>>150888189
But he started 3 out of 5 games?

>bradley
>grealish
Who is gonna chimp out first?

>>150888231
given her an award

>>150888133
>>150888206
it's just a fat mom trying to take advantage of her daughter and the cop saw that

>>150888248
>liverpool's entire season will be derailed with ONE injury to a center-back
I hear this every single year.

>>150888189
Trent won it all with Liverpool, I don't get all the seethe.
>b-but he left for free
How much did Liverpool buy him for?

>>150888214
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40679075

>>150888233
quite funny if you've played football at any competitive level especially against people you're friends with or know. this used to happen regularly in our five a side games at the POWER LEAGUE.

>>150888260
neither
big standard winger/full back battle

>>150888111
City sell all their academy prospects, it's a real money spinner

>>150888267
HALT
WAS IS DAS
EIN LEMONADEN STANDEN?
PAPIREN UND DOKUMENTEN
SCHNELL!

>>150888276
>its actually real
lmao i was just /int/ posting

>>150888227
he really thought real madrid was going to change their entire system to revolve around him.

>>150888274
when pickford heemed van dijk, liverpool were still top going into december then literally all the other center backs got injured. i think it was fabinho and henderson at one point which lead tot he emergence of the legendary nat phillips.

>>150888276
what an absolute grim reality we are currently living in

Just finished eating out my Asian gfs pussy and followed by cumming inside her lads, turned on the telly to see we’re 2-0 up already
Very comfy night to be a LiverGOD

no wirtz and liverpool play like a champs from last year.
also whenever liverpool sub wirtz they score a winner goal and winning the match..

why he is so negative for the team???

Idris is Gay

lemonade stand is yankified nonsense

>>150888275
if a players contract is running out offer them a better one, sell them before it runs out (which they technically did but only really as a gesture) or dont complain
every team does this

>asian gf
grim

going to have lemonade for breakfast tomorrow

Get the slags posted

>>150888274
yeah and that was a fucking disastrous season they missed the champions league lmao

>>150888332
>eating pussy
fucking faggot

Mo Salah is in the Premier League all-time top 10 for both goals scored (4th) and assists provided (9th)

This Liverpool team look monstrous

>>150888332
reminder that romans believed that eating pussy was gay as fuck

>>150888371
Amorim will stop them and save the prem

>>150888356
Still don't rate him

predictions for united vs chelsea?
will garnacho do an adebayor?

What is objectively the best city in England to live in?

>>150888356
Stat padding fraud rated by none but spread sheet reading fags

gonna go for halftime kebab with rice and hummus, gonna have to miss the slags unfortunatley

Everton aren't even trying.

shit derby

12:30 ko

>>150888276
>lemonade stand
we could already see the americanisation of our country back then, its only gotten worse with minutes silences for a fascist podcaster before the game today.

also it is quite clear that the dad set the whole thing up to make a bit of side dough, probably brought in thousands with absolutely no respect for hygiene and paid zero tax.

>>150888279
yeah bit of shit talking in the ear of your opponent is great fun. I usually take the approach of being overly complimentary which often seems to scramble them psychologically. I remember in the Euros Grealish saying that Andrew Considine of Scotland kept following him around the pitch telling him how big and nice his calves are and it got in his head more than any shit talking ever did kek

wirtz will come on when everyone is tired and run riot

>>150888385
luton

>>150888397
Why try when you know you're vastly inferior?

>>150888355
>>150888375
making a girl cum is the objective you dumb fucks
its how you keep em loyal

>>150888332
standard liverpool fans experience in 2025

>>150888385
manchester is the best city but its full of pakis up there very grim

>EPL turned into the Bundesliga
grim

>>150888385
Cambridge

>>150888406
2 1 3

>>150888384
I predict a good day for us /mug/bros

>>150888356
small headed little dwarf man
microcephalic fraud

>>150888355
>>150888375
Based incel virgins
A bit of foreplay to loosen her up makes the sex itself 10x better

The Egyptian King (400k a week) hasn't had a single shot on target.

>>150888429
i was in manchester center a few weeks ago. the center is proper grim. the old bulidings have been abandoned or burned out by property develoeprs who want them gone. wall to wall giant, ugly tower blocks have popped up everywhere.

hadn't been to manchester for about ten years, couldn't believe how ugly it had gotten.

David Moyes has managed 20 Premier League games at Anfield and never ended up on the winning side.

liverpool are on another level to arsenal imo

>>150888460
having a pinhead is the secret to being good. look at maguire and dier

>>150888385
If you have a lot of money it's London. If you're surrounded by browns its because you're in the poor area.

>>150888237
adidas wanted real madrid to buy trent to sell jerseys to black people. trent is a light skin black in the eyes of the global south, not a mixed race northerner. with the USA world cup, adidas wanted another major ethnic player and now they have 2 mixed race england players in adidas jerseys to put in adverts during the next 12 months. even though england don't play in adidas, trent and the other guy will be in adidas adverts in american during the world cup to appeal to the blacks. Real make money from shirts despite trents wages and adidas shift more product.

Reading Salems Lot and desu im getting bored of it, 300 pages in. Still planning to soldier through it before reading Papillion

i stayed in liverpool for 6 months a few years ago and its crazy how many boomer everton fans they are
from the age of 40 and below, its like 90 percent liverpool fans, but from the age of 50+ its almost 50 50

if eating pussy is gay what about tonguing a girls ass?

>>150888385
Bath or York

>>150888499
well that's not very good

>>150888485
Kek you have a bet on as well?

>>150888516
>we pay for it through shirt sales
how are people still this retarded

>>150888528
read ulysses you coward

>>150888529
Televised matches and its consequences…

>>150888453
2

>>150888531
how about having a slag tounge you're ass

>>150888531
>tonguing a girls ass?
a literal fetish that porn-addicted zoomers invented

cup of earl grey for me

>>150888528
Nearly done with it and rather liked it, picks up around the point you’re at though

why did it take everton so long to swallow their pride come crawling back to >Moyes. they wasted almost a decade down in the relegation spots because they were butthurt he left for a big club?

Liverpool have never lost a Premier League game at Anfield when leading by 2+ goals at half time (W118 D3).

>>150888529
despite everton gaslighting everyone, liverpool significantly outnumber them and its only gotten worse locally. a lot of uni students go to liverpool cause of the football club. all the second generation muslims growing up support liverpool too. all the fatherless children support liverpool.

everton have more local match going fans though cause its easy to get tickets.

>>150888379
Amorim will be sacked by then and the interim/replacement will have a nice new manager bounce and stop Liverpool

Do you guys think the girls know all the lads are fapping to their normiegram photos with see through booba?

>>150888567
that is gay as fuck and I'd be wondering the whole time if my ass tastes like shit

>>150888592
no but yes

>>150888593
it feels great nigga

>>150888554
Doesn’t seem any good, a little too intellectual iykwim

>>150888580
Sweet mate
Ill keep going

>>150888574
everything you do is influenced by porn at this point unless you only stick to missionary and kissing

>>150888587
i dont think they do though. in my experience it was like seeing a unicorn finding an everton fan under 40. i think they do have a lot of older guys, but when they age out of going to games in 20 years or so its gonna be grim. all the young kids there seem to choose pool. i mean it makes sense desu

>>150888543
Unfortunately I took the boost. Salah is also my FPL captain.

>>150888396
how much rice comes with it

>>150887223
Formaldehyde beer and a touch of crabs. Go Blues.

will isak come on now?

>>150888624
It will happen in the 2nd half brah

>>150888483
>>150888415
lot of simps and cucks in this thread. grow up

>>150888645
>more white english men in a pub in thailand than a pub in england
sad

>>150888413
Luton has the most homeless per capita outside of London

>>150888429
Manchester has the 3rd most homeless per capita

>>150888646
probably at 60

>>150888658
based

>>150888658
there's nothing wrong with pleasuring a woman

>>150888664
not even remotely true

Who can even stop Liverpool in the EPlel? They seem to struggle in CL but here they just dominate every team

>>150888670
>trusted
>financial advisers

>>150888645
SOVL

>>150888645
turn off depth of field

>>150888664
Sign of the times lad. Lots of ozzie cunts here to watching AFL.

>>150888664
Pubs in England are all white desu

>>150888682
city are the only team strongminded enough
arsenal maybe on paper but theyre the biggest weakmind bottlers on earth so they dont play like they are on paper

>>150888654
I pray

think im gonna go thailand south east asia again in the new year

fuck it why not

>>150888645
>5+ tv screens
>beer glass with a handle
soulless

>>150888682
Haaland will stop them

>>150888664
Just like the Dutch NT vs Indonesia NT

>>150888710
I know what you are

>>150888502
>Tits that good
>turns around so you don't even see them
>arse not impressive at all
Grim webm

>useless black donkey striker off
>useless black donkey striker on
what was the point?

>>150888710
its unironically kino
cant recommend it enough
cheap as fuck, beautiful beaches, good architecture. not into asians but they all have white fever over there too if youre willing to fuck an asian

Ekitike reminds me of Torres so much, even has those ankle strap things. Just needs to be a white boy with flowing blonde locks now.

ekitekie is better than isak

Milos Kerkez completed 100% of his passes (18/18) and won 100% of his aerial duels (2/2) in the first half vs. Everton.

While no player made more interceptions in the opening 45 minutes (2).

what do you reckon this barry fella's iq is
looks a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Bout to fall asleep soon bros. Do you guys have frequent motifs in your dreams? I always dream about trains and travelling

can isak play on the wing

>>150888682
last minute merchants are gonna get found out by teams that's not shite

>>150888758
he seems made for games like this
just a bydlo cunt

>>150888689
Que te jodan gitano

>>150888730
riding around a small island in south east asia on a moped pissed up

one of the best feelings in the world maybe the best

everton have lacked aggression and fight so far, not really doing their yard dogs of war thing like they did last season. not even flying into tackles.

I prefer japanese and japanified chinese girls

>>150888775
yes

>>150888774
nope, just bad nightmares

>>150888825
they have no sovl and are too inhibited
vietnam slags have the fun slag mindset of brazillian girls but the looks of a chinese girl

immensely scrappy start to the half

>>150888834
left side i hope, cos gakpo is kind of shit and ekitike looks elite so far

I know Everton’s going to lose every to Shite-O is leading the attack. Pathetic

>>150888825
>japanified Koreans
The spicy korean weeb is where its at

get gakpoo off for isak

8IGHTETIKE

>>150888789
Ohhh nice, Jamal got himself a ladyboy

games long gone

was already gone at 0-0 desu

>barry
CAM ON BAZZA LAD

>>150888867
yes

>>150888388
>settled at by abls

fixed it for ya

>>150888864
viet cunts have no soul, fuck off with your gaslighting

why are all the blacks in blue so bad

>>150888789
i watched the last world cup in this bar and the bar upstairs haha

>>150888814
only works at home where the crowd can influence the ref

>>150888874
>korean
there noses fell off during sex

i have 30k in the bank and im 35

i was gonna retrain into IT technician cause my current job is in a dying industry but should i just spend it all in asia and kms at the end instead

ZZZzzzz

>>150888900
everton kit is like a piece of armor in an rpg that does -20 to all stats

>>150888825
Unironically, all nips and chinks look like bogged out monkeys without being caked in makeup. Vietnamese girls not a bad shag though

>>150888806
this but in greece

it's like a team of superhumans playing against children

>>150888932
>everton
>crowd
everton supporters are the most limp wristed in the league after maybe arsenal supporters lel
doubt any ref is intimidated at the hilly dick

>>150888941
what a boring off topic post

>>150888935
lel

>>150888941
option 2 100 percent
itll go a long way, years and years. may as well have fun in your life

>>150888864
But i like inhibited and reserved girls, i always wanted a jimiko wife, preferably one of those japanese fujoshis

>>150888941

What IT certs are you studying for mate?

>>150888914
It’s full of old talking head cunts and bar girls. I’m off to Scruffys after this

>>150888975
GCSE computing

>>150888964
they have the most intimidating half time boos in the league

Gueye is fucking pure dogshit

>>150888992
end it all
indians and AI are already taking over the code world

>>150888947
all east asians look the same and share the same genes, piss right off supachai

Salah stinker

>scousaars match
>banter turns to working in IT
fackin 'ell

>>150888941
Fuck off were full

>>150889014
He has an assist

>>150888947
The only japanese girl i ever saw IRL was a classmate who i knew since childhood. I had a big crush on her, she was legit beautiful

Game on

>>150888789
>>150888914

oh here we go, heart attack imminent.

It's going to happen again

MOST DANGEROUS

>>150889005
Apologise

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>>150889005
God damnit I’m cursed

>>150888975
i got a degree in software engineering years ago but i hated coding and now with AI they've made getting an entry job in it a painful, long process. so i'm studying for a compTIA and microsoft 365 stuff. i just want to fuck around with machines and fix the problems.

GAY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
game on

>>150888709
Told ya

Why are you you Geuye?

GAY SCORES

>>150889005
Lol

OH FUCK
MOYES-SAN PLEASE DONT HURT ME

moyes boys
are we back?

Really terrible defending from Bradley

it begins

>>150888992
Kek, study for the CCNA etc. or the CompTIA A+, Network + & Security+ first then fuck off to Asia

Here we go again. Concede another then get a 90+ winner. Fucking scripted I tell ya

>>150889068
He has been awful up to that tbf stifled every single Everton attack

thailand looks grim, poor and dirty
whats the appeal

>>150886287 (OP)
so back

JGrealz with another pre-assist that he won't get credit for, and is also the reason his numbers are City looked poor because it was filled with those plays

Is this going to go well?

That's why arsenal will win the league. Defence wins titles.

>>150889011
I will grant you, all east asians have that weird monolid look sure

>>150888988
have you been to wood bar? its just down the road

wirtz aint actually coming on is he

Wirtz time to shine
>>150889102
Lol no, Liverpool is walking this league

>>150889090
Cheap slags that will do anything to get out of there

>>150889102
>That's why arsenal will win the league.
lmao

>>150888988
Head to Above Eleven and get a pisco sour

>>150889093
what on earth is kerkez doing

Who is Wirtz

>>150889108
I know it, never took a foot inside. Maybe I’ll stroll in for a frosty pint

>>150889102
penalties win the league

liverpool got 5x as many as arsenal last season

chelsea should unironically go for grealish but they're obsessed with blacks

Anyone else like wanking in the bath? Feels so fucking good

135m in

>>150889143
you should go give it a try atleast once

>>150889102
because arsenal playing 10 at the back in any big game worked wonders for the trophy cabinet last season

C'Mon I can feel it
Moyes Boys have got this

>>150889153
they want kids on low wages they can resell at a profit

blacks peak earlier so they don't buy white kids

>>150889146
You have to be in the box to get a pen.

>>150889165
Used to do it. It's too much effort though.

>>150889029
his entire career is having stinkers with some random g/a, never has any actual influence on the game

Who will score the stoppage time winner for liverpool?

>>150889146
Arsenal play for corners

>>150889129
Will do Swiss bro

>>150889200
Endo

>>150889200
Isak, i read the script

>>150889200
Wirtz for maximum /sp/ seethe

>>150889200
Alisson

ISAK ON

>>150889200
That's the problem, could literally be anyone

new

>>150889246
>>150889246
>>150889246
>>150889246

How bad were the early 2010s for liverpool? Was roy hogdson ever good?

>>150889200
Jota

>>150889200
Salah (p)

>>150889266
>How bad were the early 2010s for liverpool?
Awful. Similar vibe to what poonited currently are

>>150889269
ok fine, conceded

>>150889266
>Was roy hogdson ever good?
He was manager of the year when they got him.

>>150889266
niggas were playing with man like Manquillo and Markovic

>>150889363
Why? I recall he was good with fulham but taking them to the uefa cup final doesnt sound THAT impressive