Thread 150887292

one day cup(s) going on

not going to listen to a pom re asian food. vietnamese food the best easily

hanoi one of the great cities of the world

Certain man is a slop enthusiast, slop food, slop music, slop hobbies, slop living arrangements

>>150887292 (OP)
Based recognition of the Pears participating in the most important cricketing fixture of 2025 from my Antipodean brother
Shame they've just gone off for rain and it's probably going to piss it down for the rest of the day

>>150887310
If Zachy had ever been to Vietnam he'd know it's got top-tier food
He's probably just tried a bowl of bland pho from some shitty chain over here, or something like that
Unfortunately, he lost the lust for life and won't ever travel outside the UK anymore

not sure about this /cric/ filling a thread in under 24 hours mischief

>>150887323
Hanoi really did grow on me despite having gooks on mopeds running you over in every direction any time you dared to step outside
Something about the place just felt very comfy despite all that
Probably just the low prices I guess

>>150887391
also a soulful people and soulful architecture

>>150887386
gotta build into the ashes mate
can't just go 0-100 when the series starts

Our girls are absolutely heeming the pajeetas again

>>150887403
yep, dis

Simply not built for big cities me

YFO

>>150887403
not my scene, I'll be over in /bbl/

loved hanoi me

>>150887402
Yeah the people are very friendly (except for the one tour operator I had lots of arguments with)
Architecture is only good because of the French thoughever
Basically a European city, filled with Asians

reminder SEA mogs South Redditca. bard knew this

not sure about that
vietnam is stunning, I enjoy laos and cambodia, parts of thailand are good, the rest is grim
have not been to south america but certain I would love it

>>150887514
is the picture of a regular sydney street related?

>>150887514
LGM

funny how the brits go on about how aussie has no good travel nearby
yet we're closer to their self-professed favourite sex tourism spots

>>150887544
Both good for different reasons
Will be interesting to see how India/Nepal compares

Nepal is literally 'danger tourism' at this point
bard is basically the new Miles of Afghanistan

vietnam.... the city was electric

what are the top 3 experiences / things to do in Vietnam mate? thinking of going. always heard /trv/ say you should hire a motorbike but never used one so idk what else there is

>>150887746
for me the north half is the best
hanoi, ha long bay, sapa, ninh binh, ha giang loop

hoi an too

>>150887746
Ha Giang Loop is a very good motorbike route, and you don't have to drive them yourself - just join a group tour with an "easy rider" (local who drives while you're on the back) and you get to chill out and take in the scenery more

Ha Long Bay / Ninh Binh also has some very beautiful scenery, although it's quite touristy

Food scene in Hanoi is very good, think Anthony Bourdain used to rave about it

Ho Chi Minh city has better nightlife and also more of the war / history stuff, but otherwise the north is better

hanoi enjoyed most overall. spent over a week there I think which felt appropriate. it's a good base to move out to the surrounding areas as needed

>>150887677
>>150887785
what camera is that and what settings do I need? looks kino with a 90s feel

>>150887873
minolta x700. I think I was using portra 160 film
minolta 30mm lens I want to say too

just did 27 pull-ups in Manchester
I am now a proud member of the 27 club

no particular settings you just need to know how aperture and shutter speeds affect things. film cameras are just boxes that let light in, it's more about the lens and film than anything else, different to digital cameras

don't know anything about actual cameras me
just stick to my phone
too heavy and inconvenient (in terms of baggage space) to take a big one innit

i never think to take photos

SECOND WICKET FOR THE PEARS
HAMPSHIRE ALL OUT FOR 150 INCOMING

Ryder Cup this week!

27 pull-ups
Insane
Seems smoking does raise testosterone levels after all

so true
I told you to read the study

have this feeling that chinese cigarettes are unlike anything any western man has tried

you didn't even smoke lol

going pub and second hand smoking doesn't count obv

Being Welsh isn't natty

unathletic welsh genes makes you say things like
>27 pull-ups
>Insane
absolute state

welsh man at the driving range today first one I've ever come across
he lost his grip on the club he rented ("my hands were sweaty" he said) and threw it out onto the range. everyone had to stop while he ran out to try to find it. wished in that moment that the anglo saxons finished the job

>>150888851
t.maximilian 6 pull-ups aka ol bingo wings

I drunk 12 tins today. let's say 1.4 standard drinks per tin, that comes out to anything between 100 and 1 standards there is simply no way to tell

Thats a lot of calories

zachy debunked this

Yeah I'm going to need to factcheck that debunking

only newcunts are not familiar with Dr Bowen's Mysteriously Magical Weight Loss Elixir

I smoke weed so have no long term memory

not watching that

its funny to imagine someone new coming to /cric/
just not plausible unfortunately

>>150889380
Remember the halcyon days where we'd get through three or four matchies during a single Vitality Blast T20 finals day

Unfortunately a certain man scared off all the casuals

>>150887677
>>150887785
>>150887871
It's probably shit nowadays post covid like Thailand. Just too much authority and culture being destroyed by globalist bullshit.
Saigon in 2011 was pretty fun, but since then it's apparently become another east asian hell like Chinese cities.

>>150889437
What man?
He's not the sperg that's always shitposting on /afl/ is he?
Probably paid.

>>150889579
A certain man with a receding hairline and an addiction to unlicensed erectile dysfunction medicine from Japan

mad how music was basically solved with the stooges - fun house. not much else to do after that

Can only imagine /cric/ is quite quiet because everyone is on tenterhooks watching the big match and wondering whether the plucky Pears can pull it off against a much richer county

not the case

we should rename the ashes to the world series

Think Hampshire mistook this for a county championship game
Boring the life out of me here

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
HE MAYES REGRET TRYING THAT RIDICULOUS SHOT NOW LMAO

I am being serious about the spare bedroom in my heaps sick townhouse being available for a /cric/ lad wanting to watch the ashes

if you look at zachy's pics he actually looks to be approaching hench in some of them
but then you remember he's taken about 418 previous shots to get the exact right lighting and angles that make his toothpicks look three dimensional lol

Ali Orr needs to get a bit of a shift on for us in these last overs as the set man desu
quite a bardesque innings if I might say so

>>150890897
Waite gave him some gimmes in the last over, so fear that might kick him into life a bit

>not even any live commentary on cricindia who will usually cover the 3rd league Bangladesh t20 tournament
lmaooooo county shitcket in the mud

not really keen on sex with women
ashes 2005 incited far stronger reactions

>county cup final
>bigger crowds at a spacker school sports day
Fucking state

>>150890783
tabla x

>>150890991
bard is literally the only person not at the ground watching this. 2 irrelevant teams playing an irrelevant format

shitjeet and sebshit awfully quiet today. wonder why KEK

Dire on wall sesh
Did one v4-v6 lol
We will take the 27 pull ups and move on

lief goes on for most fella. might want to think of getting one yourself, ya x

>instantly proves he was lurking
lmao not the sharpest fatty around

>getting filtered by norf gyms now
>never done an unasterisked v6 or a proper outside climb
>approaching 40
it's never been so over

>786
Least obvious paki or it's the number of times bnob got diddled by his pedo dad

>>150891161
Rain probably put people off desu

>>150891224
Alas I have other commitments today

>can't climb a cardboard wall
>priced out of London
>scared shitless of getting HEEM'D on court
>lives in a bedsit
Revert to Sanatan Dharma you'll get another shot when you're reincarnated

Sebbo m8, what do you think of my planned India / Nepal route? Missing out any absolute gems?

Delhi -> Jaipur -> Ranthambore -> Agra -> Varanasi -> Pokhara -> Annapurna -> Kathmandu -(fly)-> Goa - (fly)-> Chennai -> Puducherry -> Thanjuvar -> Madurai -> Munnar -> Kochi

>>150891600
that’s an incredible itinerary, fella ngl
i really hope you’ve planned at least a month for it so you can take it all in properly

>>150891654
Cheers la. Got five weeks in total. Timed it so we get Diwali in Varanasi (although may still change it up and aim for Jaipur instead, see how it goes). Doing 7 days for the Annapurna trek, which obviously eats up a bit of time. Still trying to work out whether to rent a tuk-tuk to drive between Chennai and Kochi or if that's a stupid idea.

Would personally drop Agra (not worth the aggro of all the illegal b*ngladeshi beggars) and go to Ellora Caves and Mahabaleshwar. Navratri next week and Diwali mid-Oct

there's a few contenders for reddit: the travel destination but bindia is certainly in the mix
nepal seems quite a good one though, fair enough

>5 weeks holiday
>already went to SEA for several weeks this year
is this a joke? do people in the civil service actually do anything at all? or is it 'skeleton staff' year round? they're having a fucking laugh

I would rather go Pakistan than India

>>150891872
Only planning to go there for one day desu, specifically for the Taj Mahal
Hear Agra is a bit of a dump but you can't go to India and not go to the Taj Mahal

>>150891947
SEA was at the same time last year (i.e., October / November)
And South America was the same time the year before that
Don't take holiday throughout the year apart from it, except for a few days of flexi here and there

Hindu India
>:/
Hindu Nepal
>:)

Subhuman englunders still think they can play d&r meanwhile the "u"k can barely keep itself together. Wales and Baluchistan will be liberated

>bard's SEA trip was a year ago
wtf is this true?

think it's less to do with religion and more to do with Nepal having nicer scenery and less shit smeared everywhere actually

>>150892016
Afraid so la
Time the trip for my birthday ever year because the idea of toiling on my birthday is GRIM
Managed to plan my previous itineraries so that my last two birthdays were spent at Machu Picchu and Angkor Wat, but that's been a bit more difficult this time - current plan is to spend it driving a tuk-tuk on a busy road between Chennai and Puducherry

Tried arranging a big old-fashioned piss-up for my 30th birthday but none of my """friends""" could make it (apparently two weeks notice isn't enough once people are past the age of 27)

Had to embrace the solo travel gimmick after that to keep from having utterly depressing birthdays

>>150892035
Shows a bit of a weak understanding of the country desu
India is massive and has very varied landscapes
The same Himalayan mountain landscape of Nepal can also be found in Himachal Pradesh and Sikkim

nice reddit spacing neek

>and not go to the Taj Mahal
W*stern colonial media propaganda. Also air quality in Indraprasth (d*lhi) depends when the farmers do their idiotic stubble burning

>less shit
I've done the Annapurna trek unlike you who's still angsting over getting nonced up

bit grim you never spend birthday with you family isn't it
suppose it's ok in your 20s to be a bit hedonistic and do the travel meme to get it out of your system but in your mid 30s?

>can't refute less shit smeared everywhere so just randomly talks about one time he walked somewhere
lmaooo

>>150892103
ah and here's the resident expert who has been doing his research on reddit for a few weeks (forgot your reddit spacing that time btw)
I've been to bindia unlike you and didn't care for it

>>150892122
That's what I ended up doing on my 30th and it was ok, but it's not like all your family member is going to take leave and travel somewhere together just to spend time with you on your birthday desu. To them it's just like any other day, when toil responsibilities loom large. Will always want to spend Christmas with family, but I find it better to travel and do something interesting on birthdays

look it's 1am, but i reckon i few more bevvos will do the trick right now

mate bard would have to hire half the jet for his direish family, including the 17 siblings

>>150892165
You've never been to India zachy
The only time you left Europe was to get bummed in Colombia

>>150892196
5 siblings, but the point certainly stands
We all live in different places, too

>gets nonced by his dad
>takes out all his internal anger on a country thousands of miles away
/cric/ whip round to pay for a shrink for bnonce

I campused deanos project at least

>>150892218
wasn't me you narcissistic neek
and I certainly DID NOT get bummed in Colombia
theatron is simply too big to be truly gay (elite truthie)

>90% of noncejeets posts are talking about his nonce fantasies
obsessed

>truthie

this is the opening of its wiki entry:
>Theatron is a building complex in Bogotá, Colombia hosting gay bars, dance clubs, and nightclubs founded in 2002. It is the center of the gay community in Bogotá, located in the central part of the Chapinero locality, the focus of the city's gay scene.

Manchester is honestly this weird enclave of a city
Everything works differently
It doesn't really feel like england

>>150892323
it was the biggest nightclub in south America at one point
literally too big to be truly gay
I would say it was only 40% gay when I went

>I would say it was only 40% gay when I went
became 99% gay once you were there though

>>150892367
you have such dire takes on everything, it's literally just a normal english city (soulless, grim, grey)

just got home

>bnonce still refuses to admit or deny whether his dad nonced him
Lmaooo keep crying

So basically there was about 1600 gay men in there, but it wasn't truly gay

only zachy could go to Manchester and say it's weird / different kek honestly just tries to be le contrarian man in every situation - probably a hangover of messing up his a-levels and trying to create this unique and enlightened university of loife character

Manchester is a lot of things but it's not really soulless desu

simply not convinced it's biologically possible to be able to do 27 pull-ups and have dire takes

Avax avalanche pumping
My financial resources remain unlimited

Church tomorrow
Feel like Anglican is the most Welsh genre of religion somehow

the mum bought the flat
the son bought the load of bread
the mum then let him refer to himself as the breadwinner

How so?
I literally bought it? Went to the estate agents and whatnot

you personally generated a very small fraction of the money

smooth brain take
v2 take

suppose it's like getting stock in apple
of course you can say shite like 'my peng apple company about to launch a new product' if you like but nobody else will take you seriously

The Chase Omnibus, Mounjaro, then bed, ol' bingo wings

not him
you just don't like mummy's bankrolling being called out

I go to work basically every day
Metaphysically I am in no way bankrolling
When you think about it critically

>>150892103
>Shows a bit of a weak understanding of the country desu
No one cares mate. If you won't split up then you'll be grouped all the same.

yeah I work but I am the one being bankrolled
dire take

Stunning countryside on the yorks/lancs boundary
I suppose it is the 'dales zone'

Pears started positively
Need 188 from 29 overs
Hopefully the weather holds off

I want Worcestershire to win, but bard is still a neek and Worcestershire winning won't change that

>>150891813
>rent a tuk-tuk to drive between Chennai and Kochi
uh..don't, do appreciate the spirit of adventure though ngl
that’s more of a next trip or 10th-trip kind of thing, fella. i’d suggest doing something like that within Goa or Pondi or something if you really want to

Absolutely despise Hampshire

>>150891872
>Ellora Caves and Mahabaleshwar.
yes!

Worcs bowling did ok, helped by a bardian knock from Orr. thoughever, we all know batting is their weakness and they're constant bed shitter. expect this one to be basically decided in an hour or so from now. It's coming home (to Hants)

>>150891989
soon>>150892016
soOOO TRUE

>>150892420
hope you didn't drink too much fella x
>>150892477
good point
also
>weighted pullups allegedly
>>150892629
kekjjhg
>>150892670
well done, fella x

>>150893726
>Roderick gone already
Uh oh, you might be right

>>150893591
It might change that desu
You don't know what could happen

>>150893600
Why don't you recommend it?
Roads too dangerous?

literally me doing 14mm max hangs in Manchester

>>150893975
So true
I REALLY WANT Worcestershire to win lad

FUCK not Lategan
That's a big wicket
Pears hopes fading fast (absolutely weatherballed here)

Time for Jake "should be England's opener" Libby to show what he's made of

>>150893975
that’s a long way, and it will only add needless stress. i doubt you’ll find anyone willing to rent one to you tbqh

Mad how Hampshire doddled along at a Test match tier 5.1 per over and yet the statos (probably Hampshire born and bred) have somehow concluded that the Pears had to go along at an absolutely absurd 6.9 an over to win

>cinema
:|
>cinema, korea
:O

worcs 2 down and already getting their copes in KEK
that's how much faith they have in their batting attack
based Hampshire about to mog both attention seeking /cric/ personas here lads, you're welcome. t. best county in england

>>150894205
Have found a place in Chennai which does them, wouldn't have been in the itinerary otherwise desu
Breakdowns are apparently all part of the fun/adventure, but I do appreciate it could be stressful
Would aim to do no more than 5 to 6 hours per day, no more than 180km per day, never at night

it's joever. they've started playing a test match
just thinking about bard neekily cycling back in a rush not to miss the start of play and this is what he gets :^)

>>150894359
>Kashif Ali
Very dangerous when he gets going, is susceptible to innings like this where he eats up balls and then gets out cheaply

>Jake Libby
Very good for going along at a run a ball, but that won't be enough here

>Rob Jones
Fairly good for going along at a run a ball, but that won't be enough here

>Ethan Brookes
Possibly the most talented batsperson, could single-handedly win the game if he gets his eye in

>Henry Cullen
Fairly good for going along at a run a ball, but that won't be enough here

>Waite, Allison, Taylor
Can all hold a bat (particularly Waite) and might be trusted to make 20-30, but wouldn't rely on them under pressure

>Shahzad
Bloody useless bat, genuine 11

So basically we'll need either Kashif or Brookes to go big

Umm so how come Canada have such a good women's rugby union team but still aren't a test cricket nation?

>>150894599
Where have I cycled back from? I've been sat on my fat arse for the last 7 hours at least (did admittedly did a speedy trail run earlier thoughever)

Hampshire is unironically bottom tier of england counties
I would place it at bottom twenty

>>150894493
id say you still need to get a good idea of what driving on those roads is like. i simply wouldn’t commit to anything yet
simple as x

>>150894640
yeah whatever
ran back from then. point stands
Hampshire just too good, even I'm not watching it and just looking at the score now and then. would have liked better oppo in the final

>>150894691
Very sage advice Sebastian, and noted
Wouldn't be me doing the driving personally, my friend would do it
He's a better and more experienced driver than me, but I imagine Indian roads are still completely different to anything either of us have experienced

27 pull-ups genuinely US navy seal tier
I have become the US invader I despise

Put it this way, they will definitely want me drafted

>repeats he did his girly exercise 27 times, 27 times
doing pull ups isn't a personality trait

>>150894732
Timed my run quite well desu, maintained a solid 4:45/km pace across my 15km to get back 15 minutes before the start of play (just enough time to fit in a quick shower)

I think it's fairly evenly poised at the moment, these two are just re-building a bit after the early wickets

Jake "Justice for" Libby just hit a very nice six

I am coming Magnus mitdbo's 30 reps

he'll avoid anything with plates / dumbbells so statpads off his own body weight - which must be about 52kg or something

All Worcestershire aren't we
Because Basingstoke is AN ABSOLUTE SHITHOLE

Fuck's sake, I have to go to my cricket club's end of year bash now
They better have the Pears game or the deanoball on the big screen (and I'll watch the other on my phone instead of paying attention to anything that's going on)
See you all later for the Pears celebration party

>>150894912
literally did +60kg chin-ups for two reps the other week
Though I appreciate I am under the influence of being Welsh

Disco party when based Worcestershire beat Hampshire

https://youtu.be/6Gd87JmkAkE?si=Oq_0wLSSIUjLH_C4

Love singing in the shower to this

>/cric/ seething at us
Hampshire more like Protagonistshire

Yungblud says he is thankful to have avoided the 27 club
Literally who

At platform 9d right now if anyone wants their heart spun like a 2005 Danish kaneria Googly

ween is the best band. if you disagree then listen to more ween.

>>150895207
webb

COME ON WORCESTERSHIRE
SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS

better than a meandering 10 minutes of german twatrock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLPQznD11xU

Can-future days is amazing album

uhh.. just seen the score and it's not as one sided as I though. worcs sort of still in this lads
will do my best jeet flag impression and shant be posting if we somehow lose this lol

ok nvm we just took another timely wicket
one hand on the trophy

the cream always rises to the top in the end
broken home means nothing

>letting the required rate get to 11
honestly feels like Worcestermeme didn't even try once their bowling was done. like they'd given up in the dressing room. surely they can't be this shit at batting

hope certain man sticks around to vocaroo his apology to the GOAT county

your little NPC neek county won by dls method in some brainletbash
yeah I will definitely be recording a vocaroo apology mate

I think Worcestershire will win

>NPC county
except we (plus Kent) invented this sport
if us NPC neeks have you seething this hard what does that make you lol

>38 off 20 with 6 wickets left
hmm it's not over just yet

Supposing MOSSAD came after you
How would you actually survive
You would need to be Magnus Carlsen

idgi. does Magnus Carlsen have a bulletproof neck or something?

*be's right about music*
https://youtu.be/Phh3oVCtzBg?si=lsZ-X90Bq3zIw5vv

ummmm?? hantsbros??????

COME ON WORCESTERSHIRE
RIGHTFUL WELSH CLAY
OH MY GOD PlEASE FUCKING WIN

ffs this cannot be happening

literally just got umpballed by the DLS shite. why did Worcs get such an easy target with 10 wickets in hand
complete JOKE of a sport

YES
GET IN

oh well more of a sailing county anyway
didn't actually watch a single ball btw

Gonna sink a ghost ship in honour of Worcestershire's GREAT VICTORY
The hampshire demon on the ropes

based bard on public transport the one time his team actually win something and will have to see the highlights later lmao

BNONCE ON SUICIDE WATCH

You might laugh at him now
But he gets to wake up in baskinstoke tomorrow

>>150896851
do somewhat agree with this desu
not sure bard's boys deserved that one

The difference between 20 pull-ups and 27 pull-ups is not something to be taken lightly
It takes years of dedication

This is literally me

gg bard
how you celebrating pears

I am funny
But I am also scared

https://youtube.com/shorts/ukVUtnI8kMM?si=FAbxpaXJLLq4GuC8

Soon

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

What was the promised price.

https://youtu.be/GbrJ4PfbosA?si=SKdDretVLyNFKgBk

>He's back

Bald neek

Stefan molyneux is an uncanny Umberto

ngl I've been thinking about that bald sri lankan cricketers truthie all day
state of me
utterly mentally cooked by it

I think the Anglos invading Australia was a mistake
Because the natives didn't have toil

https://youtu.be/vBjzAdpZzf0?si=ug1cTOxn4tB8CmqG

Ok this was a banger

WE'VE ONLY GONE AND BLOODY DONE IT
ONE DAY WORLD CHAMPIONS
YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP THOSE PLUCKY PEARS DOWN

Chess looms lad
You're not scared are you

*pre-looms*

>>150899810
So get in

>>150895749
Thank you for your support dear boro

>>150895912
You didn't account for Ethan Brookes
I did warn you that he'd be the difference maker

>>150895952
Me too desu, when will he post it?

>>150896851
You'd have limped to 261 maximum from 50 overs and Libby and co would have chased that down easy
Shortened match didn't help us because we're not mindless T20 slogsmen (except for the mindless T20 slogsmen in the side, admittedly)

>>150896953
God bless you

Rather depressing how the most electryfing man in chess entertainment pretends to be f*nch

>>150896980
Watched it down on the big screen at the cricket club
Don't think the others cared about it as much as me, but was nice to have a bit of company for such a momentous occasion

>>150898039
Commiserations
Lads from the cricket club are heading out to Worcester (not because of the win, just an end of season thing) but I couldn't be arsed to join them, so I'll probably just have a celebratory beer at home while eating a mushroom stroganoff

I am glad that Hampshire lost
Euphoric

Not French is he

you need to be quite virginy to be good at chess
top shaggers like myself and zachy could never

Well I don't know about that my lad
I think I could become pretty good

holy fucking shit lads

>I think I could become pretty good
you thought that about bouldering and look how that turned out

>>150900395
nah mate think about it
you need to dedicate 8-10 hours just to get half decent now with all these engines and websites
you couldn't commit because you're not virginy enough. simple as

Chess, like modern civilisation, is an Indian creation

TYBI

Don't make me do it don't make me tempt fate.

>>150900474
Better at climbing than you will ever be

>>150900720
He only needs to climb outside 3 times and he will surpass you. That indoor dildos nailed to the wall reddit sofa gymdering doesn't count

MUH OUTSIDE
There is literally no difference between indoors and outdoors
It's all just climbing
I did 27 pull-ups today

>>150900720
>>150900792
he's having a meltdown lol

>>150900792
dildos don't occur naturally though, so that seems a pretty big difference
climbing on dildos and climbing on rocks seems like apples and oranges

>>150900872
uhhh sackybros, our response?

I did 27 pull-ups today and it's merely a warm-up
Call me the strengthLORD of crynant

Did you hear that? Zachy said he pulled off 27 blokes today

why do the fat neeks seethe at the welsh dragon?

They hate what they can't understand

Now that Zachy is a self-declared Worcestershire fan I think I'm ready to finally bury the hatchet

think i just worked out which county is the most reddit, lads

Imagine coming up against this German neek at chess

Wondering why england have never produced a chess player like keymer or Matthias Blübaum
Really makes you think

its crazy how unlikeable hanz niemann is

Niemann probably the type of bloke you'd find down at Theatron iykwim

or a bouldering gym tbqh

https://youtu.be/EINowY8FZbI
chabin' chabin' x

almost makes you think they had a point iykwim

>>150887292 (OP)
I don't get it is this legal?

>>150901640
...yh

There's a Nepalese restaurant down the road from me and the bartender always shits on the indian cricket team. Hes very based

>>150901117
>>150901164
HISTORIC
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Within me there is the ability to love

>>150901718
see
>>150900973

yfo
and take your smell with you mate

my secret¿ jasmine, lavender, rosehips AND a little tahitian vanilla x

Look at the absolute state of that '''''body'''

TYBXi

>>150901973
Rome is not eternal; it does not matter. Rome will fall; it does not matter. The barbarian will conquer; it does not matter. There was a moment of Rome, and it will not wholly die; the barbarian will become the Rome he conquers; the language will smooth his rough tongue; the vision of what he destroys will flow in his blood. And in time that is ceaseless as this salt sea upon which I am so frailly suspended, the cost is nothing, is less than nothing.

>>150902033
>And in time that is ceaseless as this salt sea upon which I am so frailly suspended, the cost is nothing, is less than nothing
love the sibilance here, very vivid

>>150902033
Sanatan Dharma is eternal

I don't understand that quote
couldn't he have just said Rome will fall and cut out all the reddit faff

Mental how chr*stianists held back scientific progress for centuries proclaiming the universe is static when Sanatan Dharma said all along it is cyclical

could really do with some cricket on that isn't non-cricket but doesn't look like that's going to happen any time before the ashes

The revenge of Nanjing is going to be a sight to behold
No idea why japan do it to themselves

wtf I thought Zhāxī loved the Japanese

>>150902159
cricket stopped around 2006
been an awful ''''''sport'''''' for ages now, let us be real

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

thumbers will hire a tradie to work on their house and then get annoyed if they ever see them wasting time on the job, as if the thumber doesnt spend 40% of their day in pointless meetings or thumbing reels

>301/3
>332/4
>27 runs with 4 wickets left
Still thinking about this

The 38 hour working week is unironically inhumane

The five day working week is barbaric

just tucked myself into bed :3 nn grig <3

still thinking about that time stokesy waved them in for the bazball memes like a total brainlet and zachy piped up with 'the declaration was sound'

If my post number is even I will post a picture of my penis and testicles

Odd or even
Israel is the most based country

would defect to china ina heartbeat

27 pull-ups is pretty impressive ngl

if you have weak welsh genetics it's a borderline miracle
warm up for most people

every man should be able to do 20, so 27 is not much more than the bare minimum

>27 pull-ups
>Insane
he unironically thinks this lmao imagine being welsh

>>150903550
27 pull-ups is a warm up for most people?
Ummm

>>150903608
you can't even do 7,.you fat Anglo neek
Imagine being able to do 27. Unfathomable for the likes of you , but That's the Welsh experience

its really hard to know which nation has the trashier women these days
aussie definitely has a lot of women that behave like men but good lord some of the skanks in england are next level trashy
maybe something about the accents over there makes it worse