Thread 150893016

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
217 (216 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 324 (+15)
NOR: 293 (+18)
VER: 230 (+25)
RUS: 194 (+10)
LEC: 163 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 617 (+33)
Ferrari: 280 (+20)
Mercedes: 262 (+14)
Red Bull RBPT: 239 (+25)
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>2025 WEC Standings
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TSU: 920.57 (+79.04)

>News:
Verstappen takes pole after record six red flags
Piastri rues ‘disappointing end’ after Qualifying crash in Baku
McLaren will “punch ourselves” over decision to run first in Q3 – Norris
Charles Leclerc “struggling massively” as Baku pole streak ends with Q3 crash
Hamilton says rivals had better tyre strategies after Q2 exit in Baku
Sainz says shock front row slot proves qualifying isn’t a “weakness” for him
Albon calls his qualifying crash a “rookie error”
Lando Norris breaks silence on relationship with model Magui Corceiro
Azerbaijan Grand Prix extends deal until 2030

negru

Yeah, both mclel drivers are complete and utter shit

How can any F1 driver ever even compete with Max? Dude's not human

>>150893016 (OP)
>Sainz says shock front row slot proves qualifying isn’t a “weakness” for him
9-8, and he started losing 0-3

>>150893047
genuinely hard to understand why they still have Norris when they're literally owned by Bahrain, sponsor money should be a non-issue now

I asked before and I'll ask again. How would you react when Max wins Singapore? You must know it's coming.

i hope brazilanons have a nice sleep and calm down

>>150893125
cry and shit and piss and fart and cum everywhere

>>150893125
Clap and kneel as always when he wins a race/pole qualy

>>150893126
why?

>>150893125
That will be definitely a cheatlaren slurper, maybe p3

>>150893144
would bathe in that if he wins

>>150893125
Probably neutrally.

these threads get so tiresome to read when max spammers get their dopamine hit

this cheatlaren is probably the most dominant car of all time, and the only thing people will remember about this season is max's performance

>>150893197
quali should have gone on for 62 minutes longer

>>150893203
Great, isn't it.

being a fan of a driver more than a fan of a team is a little bit gay in these metrosexual times

unicorn assisted pace

>>150893179
Could you imagine what it felt like when poois was wdc for 7 years? Good golly, the horror. And I also noticed that the indononce is dead and forgotten. Thank god.

>>150893196
She should take my seed (forcefully)

>>150893094
And who do you replace him with? It's shitters all around

i love george russell (no homo)

i love charles leclerc (yes homo)

>>150893277
>And I also noticed that the indononce is dead and forgotten
nah, he has broken this place. you have 2 modes. crying about him or spamming amx amx.

Bortobros... we didn't make to Q3 this time
it's over
>>150892118
>>150892127
what an emotion roller coaster this race was
>wobblerscreaming.mp3
>>150893126
thank you

>>150893076
He's just the only non-shitter in a somewhat decent car, anon.

>>150893493
hanoi

>>150893326
>And who do you replace him with? It's shitters all around
Verstappen, Alonso, Hülkenberg, Albon, Tsunoda, arguably Russel and a good number of retired drivers would run away with the championship in this year's McLaren and PS3 as a teammate.

>>150893094
porris has been groomed by fat brown since he was a kid, he won't let go of his favorite fucktoy

>>150893509
hadoch

>mclaren mighty in the first 2 corners and straights between
>for pisstri it was good enough to score purple first sector
>for norris it was good enough to be ahead of max
>with every second into the lap mclaren starts being shitter
>so shit piastri crashed it in a slow corner
>so shit norris lost to every other car on track
still people blame norris, while pisstri crashed equal machinery

They should put a better jap in the redbull. Yuki kinda blows

>>150893569
i dont understand this post

>>150893326
I would take Tsundere over him

>>150893584
Were you just pretending to speak Swabian, Spain?

>>150893196
watch out for the bird poop!

Deep down we all know Norris will win the drivers champion over Piastri.
McLaren does not want Piastri to be the winner, they only want Norris to win it. They will do everything in their power to make sure Piastri gets fucked over

Things that happened today:
>your team mate and title race leader starts to crumble
>another Leclerc humiliation
>HAM Q2 exit
>the guy Ferrari fired in P2 to round out their day
>Russell lost to a kid that could barely stay on track
>Tsunodas job being in more danger than ever despite him doing well
>Aston being in purgatory
>Bearman crashed out
>Colapinto might have crashed out of his job
>Alpine being even more embarrassing than usual
>people questioning Ocons existence
>whatever Albon was doing
>the consequences of Hülkenbergs faustian bargain start to kick in more and more
Yet somehow, you still found a way to end up as the biggest loser of the day. How do you feel?

>>150893076
even crazier he does it in the sikth fastest car

>>150893614
noooo, hanoi stands for honda aramco or arabia saudi newey oldest man alive and israel

>>150893637
Rosberg won 2016, anon. It can be done.

>>150893582
put juju in the car and get brownie points for first female driver in five decades
yugi scores no points anyway

>>150893651
>Russell lost to a kid that could barely stay on track
To be fair, he supposedly has a viral infection not the coof tho.

>>150893651
it's insane how fucking shit this guy is

>>150893651
yeah let's just cut the pretend where even good drivers weren't getting caught out by wind gusts

chad NARB is battling flu btw
and he's still top tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4ymKHrAgxo
hwy isnt jorge here? stupid cheater, i hope that the cheater police is arresting him

>>150893655
>hanoi stands for
"Hanoi!" literally translates to "Well, no!" or "Oh no!"
"Hajoa!" means "Well, yes!".
And "Hadoch!" mean "Well, yes!", but with the "yes" negating a negative (like the "si" in French).

>>150893703
ahhhhh so tahts why he isnt in the post quali driver react thing
okokoko
posicion para fernando????? question

how did he crash at the easiest corner

>>150893736
ok

AMX AMX SUPER AMX
SUPER SUPER AMX AMX
AMX AMX SUPER AMX
SUPER SUPER AMX AMX
AMX AMX SUPER SUPER AMX

>>150893203
what an amazing racist he is

double mclaren dnf and max wins

then what happens to papaya rules?

piastri wanted to go big, and crashed as a result it's respectable
nowins tried to do a safety lap, abusing his illegal car and still crashed, loser trash

>>150893736
Only if he gets sick enough to miss the race tomorrow. Alonso was outqualified by him.

Here's the new FIA president, say something nice about her.

>>150893798
that's a scenario i didn't even think of
kek, imagine the mclaren pit wall if they had to team order porris for piastri

estie bestie dsq

soooooooo embarrasing, he replied to the wrong post

>>150893752
hahahaha
no

>>150893826
Best looking FIA president so far.
Also not an Arab.

>>150893826
She looks like the kind of woman that'd be the head of HOA

>>150893814
>>150893752
There

>>150893826
She's not bad looking for a woman in her mid-late 30s

>>150893862
If you're disqualified from qualifying you shouldn't be able to race

>>150893856
jajaja, it was just a jokeeee
>>150893862
posicion para fernando
will they allow him to start the race? what about the 107 rule

>>150893859
she is 28
>>150893914
the rule is that you need a time within the 107% of the pole last

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did i FORGET ABOUT THERE BEING A FUCKING RACE WEEKEND TODAY AGAIN DEPSITE WAKLING IN TIMME TO WATCH THE STRERAM
AND OF CORUSE OSMRTIGHNF UCKING HAPPENS AGAIN
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>>150893826
She looks like amx's mum

>>150894013
calm down

>>150894013
calm down

>>150894013
dont worry you didnt miss a thing

>>150894046
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH ALL DAY YELLING AT LOW IQ IDIOTS INCOMPETENTS TRYING TO FUCKING SELECT A POULTRY 4 DOORS UPSTAIRS FOR THE LAST 3 FUCKING DAYS BECAUSE I HAVEN'T RERNEWED MY LICENSE YET NAD NEED TO FUCKING DRIVE AORUND WARSAW
DO YOU KWNOIW HOW IT FUCKING HELLS HOW FUCK HOW IT FEELS TO DEAL WITH THESE GENIUSES THAT CAN'T EVEN DO THAT AS OFFERS KEEP FAILING AND DISAPPEARING AS THINGS BECOME MORE AND MORE SFCARC EAND RARE FJIO ASOIJDDF
i can't fucking deal with this anymore I am out of patience ONE HUMILITTION RITUAL AFTER ANOTHER
EVERYTHING NOTHING GOES ACCORDING TO FUCKING PLAN

>>150894120
the waffler of warsaw

>>150893826
Oh great, now the twinks are going to get even more preferential treatment.

>>150893918
the point of that rule is to get rid of cars that are dangerously slow and cause problems in the race. that's not really a problem in modern f1. maybe they'll get lapped once or rarely twice not like 6 times

>>150893862
Albon up to P19!

>>150894071
I will maybe calm down if you can send a nuclear submarine or bomber to harass this flag >>150894167 for his insolence

>>150894221
Don't worry lad, we're killing ourselves from the inside anyway. Just like Ferrari.

THE STREAK... IS OVER...

>>150894279
for the better, it would be really embarrassing to lose another race from pole

>>150893710
>yeah let's just cut the pretend where even good drivers weren't getting caught out by wind gusts
But Max did just fine.

>>150894293
>loses from pole multiple times in a row
I take this as a sign that he could win the race from 10th.

CHECOOOOO PEREZ !¡

>>150894279
>>150894400
you can never break chuck longer than 30 min, he will always believe again

>>150894073
>dont worry you didnt miss a thing
6 red flags and rain catching out many drivers and slow cars up front doesn't feel like nothing

>mclel trannies seething
>hamiltard schizos seething
>britbongs seething
what a lovely evening
absolute death to mclaren, mercedes and hamilton

>>150894442
wtf i love mexico now

>>150893826
hello beautiful is you single

>>150893196
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150894390
cute!

this is playing thru lando's head tonight while he reflects on yet another bottle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMIvMdCL2H4

>>150893826
>the new FIA president
i don't see it

sexo lap

>>150894765
>i don't see it
How about now?

PPMG (please post more gimi)

>>150894900
BPPMGD

gimi

>>150894791
almost as if he clicked into the curb ffs. hacks.

>>150894791
Something about this lap makes me feel like I might need a new Lenovo. Strange.

Genuine question, supposed his parent are both white so why does he look like a brown nigger monkey?

>>150895053
he is just ugly, not black

>>150895053
belgian dna

alobros... if jorge dies, charles and oscar start from pitlane, kimi gets a penal we will start p7, with a nano salida p5, big thingssss tomorrow

>>150895053
He had a black ancestor from his Belgian side

Nothing can stop whats coming

>>150895197
and wats comings? let's jusr say.
my peaits

Is Lando and Sainz’s friendship based on their shared midwittedness?

>>150895053
La creatura del paises flamenco…

Lads
What if max wins the remaining races

>>150895197
you also have found grounds to get 4chan taken down, just like I have in the past few weeks, and will also make the bold claim that in 2 weeks 4chan will not be a thing anymore, even though most here will think this is a joke?

wow I thought it was only me.

>>150895276
most remaining tracks will suit cheatlaren though

>>150895226
its a surprise, not telling
>>150895237
i see carlos closer to charles during the f1 weekend
maybe outside of work he is closer to lando, but i want to believe that he isnt

>>150893318
>messes your town up for a weekend
>NOOOO cheapskate, you can't get a glimpse for free. Buy your ticket!!!!
If Liberty had the ability, they would definitely board up the windows of the houses around the track.

MAX MAX SUPER MAX

"gimi"

piastri is a fucking disgrace, you cant do that when you are fighting for the championship

>>150895665
nowins is a disgrace too, any decent driver would have capitalized on the situation, what does nowins do? absolute, total KWAB

>>150895665
yeah being that boring is unacceptable

>>150895687
lando, at that point, should have crash completely, he already knew that his lap was ruined, at least that way max is p4 and you can battle for him for the win, now the best he can get is p2

>>150893080
>>Sainz says shock front row slot proves qualifying isn’t a “weakness” for him
>9-8, and he started losing 0-3
Proudy is underrated, not for his peaks but for his capability to do decent in any car he gets, like a reverse Ricciardo
RB or Merc would easily be P2 in constructors with him on the second seat ( and Ferrari have a bigger buffer)

>>150895699
west mclaren mercedes sexo

All around me are familiar faces
Worn-out places, worn-out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
And their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

The gap between the best (Max) and 2nd best (who cares at this point) driver on the grid is easily the biggest it's been this century in F1.

>>150895665
This whole "title fight" is disgraceful

>>150896068
>nigga forgot 2002

>>150896141
We're in the post pandemic century though

>>150896141
He's about 4 times as dominant as Schumi was then.

>>150896305
Can't dominate without a dominant car.
Which is exactly why he is NOT dominant right now.

>>150893094
He's the Liberty Media mixed race goblin, it's not about money its about giving the shitskin the best car to try and demoralise fans of the white man's sport. We've seen this exact scenario before.

how does trump's india visa tariff affect f1?

>>150896305
at this rate amx is a better qualifier than the michael ever was

>>150896437
Oh, don't worry. He's watching every race from the privacy of his Swiss home.

>>150896474
>forced to watch f1 with jean todt
worse fate than death

>>150896474
I'm sure his eyeballs are receiving the light and information emitted from the TV but unfortunately there isn't enough brain activity to process it

>>150896533
>>150896620
He's fine, anons.
Don't buy the official story. You're better than that.

>>150896338
Only idiots are unable to separate the driver from the car. Are you an idiot?

Max is more dominant as a driver this year than he was last year.

>>150895665
Literally doesn't matter.
He can get P2/3 from any starting position thanks to that rocket ship, and his only opposition is a teammate who chokes every time there is a whiff of success.

>>150896780
>more dominant as a driver
You really do not understand what the word "dominant" means, do you?

>>150896733
Michael, is that you?

So how will Sainz fuck this up this time?

>>150896879
If I was him I'd never admit to that, anon.

>>150896900
he won't
he will however follow this weekend up by not progressing to q2 or scoring points for the rest of the season

>>150896900
By taking out Max in T1

>>150893016 (OP)
>McLaren will “punch ourselves” over decision to run first in Q3 – Norris
My man you hit the walls like you were in a bumper car in Q3

Just watched the qualifying.
Was hoping for another red flag to cancel the session, but Norris absolutely kwabbing it is better. If only Hadjar did a slightly better time.

>>150893364
>he

>>150897111
He is hot as hell. Albon's a lucky guy.

>>150897076
McLaren's fault for giving him such a terrible car

How come nearly every time there’s a crazy qualifying and mixed up grid, AMX still ends up qualifying in the front row?

>>150897168
shitters will be shit

>>150897168
mad men understand mad situations

>>150894279
>>150896020
>>150894464
>you can never break chuck longer than 30 min, he will always believe again
Ferrari broke bigger men way sooner, i'm legit impressed with Sharls
At this point i believe the "just check out mentally" attitude is the only thing that allows drivers to survive there longer if you don't have the skill and crew to mold the whole team into shape like Schumacher did
Gerhard Berger comes to mind as another driver with such a mentality, given he did that to himself twice

>>150897168
unprecedented levels of racism

>brilliant, brilliant for Norris
>finishes below everyone

>>150897228
china is currently analyzing his brain activity, they'll know

rolling for 7 safety cars tomorrow

>>150897168
that feet arch is 10/10, Newey-tier design

>>150897316
not enough, roll for more

the ideal bf looks like bearman and has sainz's personality

>>150897332
zero safety cars
the crash is so big they simply cancel the race

>>150897316
I'm hoping for at least 2 red flags for barrier repairs

>>150897087
yeah it's too bad, abdul

>>150895687
>capitalize in a car that crashed 5 minutes earlier because was not able to turn in a slow corner
go back on youtube or reddit or whatever
we respect Norris here because he creates so much seethe, even Max is loved and glazed by normies, so our soldiers are Amx, Norris and Stroll

>>150895911
is that before or after he gently drove in to the wall at monaco to cheat and stop qualifying so he would keep pole

>>150897405
>we respect Norris here

>>150897405
based take.

>>150897405
>we respect Norris here

which driver currently on the grid would you call satan? norris?

>>150897405
/f1/ has never respected norris, even when he raped ricci ardo in '21 and '22, nobody particularly cared about him here. gasflip wanted his babies for a while though

>>150896839
its not only about winning, but in which way

>>150896900
as long as he takes theinside behind max, lolson shouldnt try anything stupid

>>150897512
keep basing your entire life around abrahamic fairy tales and one day you'll end up cut, bro

>>150897405
top-tier ragebait

>>150897562
so who do you think is the satan of f1

>>150897582
brits

true contrarians cheer for ocon, lawson and I guess gasly's become irrelevant enough as well now

good people support chuck, sainz, alonso and russell

>lawson 3rd
red flag after turn 1

the only true contratian here is the indononce

>>150897625
>russell
no

good people think that only max deserves to win any race on the current grid, and maybe alonso

>>150897625
>jorge
no, he is my enemy

good people don't visit this website

Good people support Alonso, Bortoleto, Max, Charles and Hulkenberg.

>>150897662
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

>>150897662
>good people
>think
pick one

>>150897694
ocon invented drs because hamilton left colapinto on the table, bro.

>>150897685
im a good person, i made mistakes in life that lead me this way, but never out of malice

>>150897087
>If only Hadjar did a slightly better time.
He's playing the long game, he's becoming aware they want to promote him and ruin his career

>>150897719
of course he is, abdul

>>150897710
thats so funny, i didnt replied to the one you did ealier because the captcha was fucking me

>>150897710
this shit is getting out of hand

Didn't realise how grim it is tbdesu

*wins*

anyways

>>150893197
a truly /relentless/ quali

>>150897764
11 wins and 74 poles at the end of chuck's ferrari stint in 2037, you know it's going to happen

>>150897387
It was meant that Hadjar is between Norris and Piastri. Would've been a lot more fun if Norris, given the opportunity to punish Piastri, finished last of the qualifiers to only start 1 place ahead by default.
Would've been even better if that wall touch wrecked the car, but oh well.

>>150897512
mercedes is the great satan

>>150897770
argies are trully mysterious creatures

>>150897764
sharl has legit wasted his entire career with shitrari

>>150897764
You weren't supposed to look this up. Delete it

fun fact: ocon has only ever outscored one of his teammates (kwablonso)

>>150897764
whats that? drivers with more gps for ferrari? shouldnt massa be there? 6,7,8,9(half),10,11,12,13
yeah, i recall that last season charles made as many podiums as alonso as a ferrari driver, with more gps and better cars

>>150897800
(also his gf will be a darker shade of charlotte in every 4 years)

>>150897800
If I was LEC I’d start:
>converting more poles to wins
>dating a large breasted woman

>>150897865
sexo con latinas

>>150897836
that's hot
what's his stance on getting cut?

>>150897815
yes abdul, I agree

>>150897690
ask her where is she going in 2026

>>150897883
everyone now remembers that photoshoot

>>150897849
Leclerc has 3 more grand pricks for Ferrari than Felipe baby (and 3 less wins)

>>150897896
the things I would do

>>150897871
>>150897865
She’s not Latina she’s Anglo-Spanish

>>150897921
>(and 3 less wins)
this is even more impressive considering belipe won 0 across 2009-2013

>Puts it in the wall and potentially ruins his WDC chances
>He's not worried at all
How did he know Norris would bottle it?

Fact: most F1 drivers are manlets that get skinny womanlet instawhores so they don't look even smaller than they already are. The drivers actually prefer big tiddy gf's. Now someone post the .webm of the slut noticing Norizz is smol, I ain't doing it because I'm eating rn.

>>150897921
not great, but to fair, the 6 7 8 ferraris were great cars, but to be even fairer he had kimi and michael in the other ferrari, charles had vettel, lol, hamilotn, lol, and carlos
>>150897966
1*, and to be fair, only the 10 car was able to fight for wins

>>150897260
Scanning Charles Leclerc's brain for activity must be quite a similar experience to scanning white noise from space for signs of intelligent life.

>>150897982
>How did he know
brazil 2024

>>150897941
i would have sex with her

We're going to get a stinker of a race where Max just drives off into the distance.
He's too machine-like to make races interesting.

>>150897991
>The drivers actually prefer big tiddy gf's
source?

>>150898017
im so ready for usa next

>>150898043
it'd be a shame if something were to happen

>>150897865
I've seen the pictures and they don't seem to be that big there

>>150897991
>Models are thin ->
>This girl is anorexic ->
>That means she must be a model
Not a good look at all.

>>150898068
we are expecting

>>150898052
>ready for usa
You mean this one?

>>150897982
Oscarhashiseyes.jpg

>>150898068
The leaks are over 3 years old now.
She’s grown massively since then.

they imprengated the same whore

And after all
The type O negative painted the walls
All the irreparable
Damage to your skull
They said your brain may never be the same
But at least you’re still
One of a kind

>>150898052
Some interesting specimens in America.

>>150898118
Well they are two bulls

>>150898112
Natural (pregnant / put on weight / was still a young teenager in the leaks) or gone the plastic route?

>>150898112
3 years ago she was 15...

>>150898187
>was still a young teenager in the leaks
Bad, anon!

>>150898017
that woman walking next to him must literally be a pygmy

>>150898207
>JAJAJA

It is actually impossible that tomorrow will be a slurper because there are far too many shitters on the grid even still.

>>150898187
they are natural, and soooo good nigga, mannn i want to have sexo con latinas

anyway, here's wonderwall

>>150898271
He once requested Heal The World, by Michael Jackson

>>150898187
Natural growth.

>>150898237
>impossible that tomorrow will be a slurper
>here are far too many shitters on the grid
How about: Big crash into turn 1, lap 1. Race red flagged. Restart. Crash into turn 1. Race black flagged.

>>150898296
kinoooooooo
to the last man standing
in that case he could just do 1 lap and pit, and wait for the, what was it? 3 hours timing?

What about sunrise? What about rain?
What about all the things that you said we were to gain?
What about killing fields? Is there a time?
What about all the things that you said was yours and mine?

>>150898240
i think she is cheating with pushup bras

>>150898271
and here's imagine by john lennon

the closest to that was monaco 96, right?, only 3 drivers
>>150898346
they look the same to me, i dont think she even uses bra

>>150898215
I don't know who she is. She looks like she could be 20 years old, or 40. No idea.
That she's going braless suggests plastic.

told my friend whos new to formula one jorge is the good guy

>>150898393
you son of a bitch

>>150898340
>he could just do 1 lap and pit
He isn't competing, anon.

>>150898393
devious

>>150898346
That is what people are getting excited over? They genuinely look small on her, big gap between them and the left is a droopy mess pointing off to the side..

both mclels are gonna kwab tomorrow

Formula legends on switch 2 sucks why can't I downshift manually?

>>150898411
is there a rule that he needs to compete?
well, how are the rules, because maybe he doesnt qualify, is a % on the total race or in the race distance they do? in the first case, he would classify in the second case he would win the race

>>150893826
Ugly.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

>>150898393
evil much

>>150898393
trvth nvke

>>150898470
He needs to take part in the qualifying to qualify for the race for one, anon.
Also, I don't think He even has a superlicense.

>>150898519
kino setup

>>150898549
so you are a funny guy

>>150898531
something about williams drivers...

>>150898590
>>150898531
They can't turn left all right.

>>150898585
Hehehe.

https://youtu.be/du5MTpVHNLI?si=Pg193UORWTkKGCp6&t=146
>that afternoon was unfair
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE hahahaha kek kwab fu gypsy

reminder that the globohomos conceded that kwabmilton's first lap move in AD21 was illegal, so had the race ended under safety car, the penalty would put him outside the points

>>150898688
what did the pozfags and USaids say?

>>150898647
Jejeje.

>>150898703
USAIDS has been shut down

>>150898721
That's good to hear. Aids should be shut down worldwide. Particularly in Africa, where people seem to suffer most from it.

>>150898688
It was a divebomb and Hamilton avoided a collision.

how can they be saved? do we even want to save them?

>>150898758
the funniest thing about africa is that everyone there is cut, and this was done with the goal of reducing AIDS, but the AIDS in africa is the highest on the planet, so not only are they cut, they're also pozzed

>>150898721
Gtfo cutfag

>>150898803
2027 will save them

>>150898803
>do we even want to save them?
the team I dislike the most. they're absolutely disgusting

>>150898797
>Hamilton avoided a collision.
And also a whole corner.

>>150898797
>brakes don't exist
I'm done arguing with pozfags, btw

It's so over for Norris that even the g*rmans are making good jokes at his expense

>>150898797
why didn't hamilton just increase the gap so amx couldn't divebomb?

>>150898809
thank you dr. aids, you really put the fun in fun facts

>>150898803
why do you want to save them before hamilton has had his first real regretti?

>>150898803
You don't save some that doesn't want to be saved.

>>150898803
Luca di Montezemolo
Jean Todt
Ross Brawn
Penelope Kvyat backstage massages

>>150898850
>>150891931
Which was the first?

>>150898890
It's an oldie, about 80 years ago.

>>150898850
käk
>>150898839
back to /pol/, saar

you now remember rainbow vettel

>>150898953
Vettel was so weird in hindsight. On hand hand he wanted the V10s back and was rocking the German flag like noo other driver before but then he went full on green-rainbow-BLM cuckery.

>>150898953
helmet goat

>>150898979
its called being well adjusted

>>150898994
>Betteru
>Sebasu-chan
Cute.

>>150898979
sometimes I wonder if his wife kicked him out during 2020 and we just didn't notice

I always thought 'bottling' was a uniquely British phrase.
Kinda funny seeing it all over the internet now.

>>150898803
I don't care about them and their shitty cars. Also public companies are soulless and Enzo is a retard for not getting a proper offspring to hand over the company.

>>150898979
He reached optimal icon status and wasn't properly aligned to (((their))) interests, so no doubt was discretely cornered in some hotel lobby where it was explained to him that manufactured evidence of him being a diddler was at the ready should he not immediately begin following the script given to him.

>>150899028
it is
your terms get borrowed because of footy and to a lesser extent f1

>>150899028
Nah, we Germans use it too. Example:
>Herr Norris hat's heute mal wieder so richtig geflascht.

>>150899028
'Flasche', bottle in German, has been used to call someone a failure for ages as well.

>>150899028
that's bo'ohing

>>150899028
My dude, we are already speaking ENGLISH. British slang being used globally should not be a surprise.

>>150899028
I don't like it. It's like everything being "mega". Why not call Lando a choke artist? But then I understand it's a British sport so whatever.

>>150899090
I speak American goddamnit.

>>150899110
You speak stonecoal Englisch

>>150899101
>choke artist
?

I don't actually speak any of the words I type out loud, so I am not speaking english right now

>>150899201
You should though. You guys have a funny accent.

>>150899201
yeah vettel died in hockenheim back then...

>>150899135
>>150898953
>the bees
>the gays
>the ukraines
how does ONE man fall for every single psyop

finna bout to go doggin in the park as soon as the misses comes home

>>150899323
what the dog doin?

>>150899201
gotta say, Vettel didnt have the skill to drag the Ferrari to a championship against the Mercs, dont know if anyone had. But I respect that he was target locked on winning the WDC and didnt settle for a comfy 2nd place, without taking risks, but ending up outdriving himself more and more. He embraced a whatever it takess approach, and failed, before his career fizzled out

>>150899283
If you're not for bees, you're for the honey mafia.
If you're not for gays, you're against half the current F1 grid.
If you're not for Ukraine, you're for Trump and Putin.
Not much choice there.

Tomorrow

I like dutchies because they have the same flag and make spykers which are kinda gebaseerd

>>150899426
>they have the same flag
as France, turned by 90 degrees, yeah.
Colour scheme's kinda boring though. I think they should have some orange in there. They love that colour and it's way more unique.

>>150898979
>>150899024
>>150899283
Nah, Vette always has been a softie at heart and is aware of how that makes him look.
He was just portrayed in bong media like a ruthless machine which was hilarious for anyone else, because he was nowhere near msc who could whip out his ruthless side when it was necessary

ngl i have started liking george more

>>150899072
Notably

>>150899589
>msc who could whip out his ruthless side when it was necessary
Off-track? Nah. That was also just Brit fabrication.

>>150899426
I regret to inform you that Spyker no longer exists.

>>150899597
then lie next time

>>150899589
British sports media is just biased, and it was worse than it is now during the Schumi and Alonso-Hamilton-Vettel eras, anyone who won against McLel was a ruthless machine

>>150899690
british media in general is irredeemable

>>150899746
Ever since they abolished page 3 grills. I move we replace Sky F1 with a LLM + text to speech, using Boxxy's voice.

>>150899402
if he takes out both of them he would cement himself as max's best teammate

>>150899806
It's not productive to do it when it will not win Max the WDC.

>>150897896
i want to impregnate the red dress one so fucking much

>>150899947
hes only at 5 points he can easily do the next 3 races

>>150893016 (OP)
It's up.
https://youtu.be/OMALHD9A9Yk?si=j9N-_Vch35w6u916

max has never done better
think about that

>>150900169
peter is a lestappen scholar?

how are you gonna spend your time until the race

>>150900179
Translation:
Lewis Hamilton drawn by Fernando Alonso
Notice the 'boy' line that Fernando drawn on Lewis's neck.

>>150900217
you know how

>>150899652
>Off-track? Nah. That was also just Brit fabrication.
Absolutely, boobens himself said that he wasa different man off-track, to be fair msc was aware of this and even played with it, because if you're made out to be the villain anyway than you might as well have some fun with it kek

>>150899690
True, it's almost comical in some situations

>>150900254
i might drink tonight i'm in dire need of finding new ways of coping effectively

>>150900217
Reading this thread, watching bullshit on youtube and fapping to porn.

>>150899379
I found him a bit gay over team radio when he was younger i.e. back in the Webber time, but they all seem to be when they're young
I got to like him a lot more as he got older though and basically share this view

>>150900196
imagine mekkies getting a double podium in this season

Any RAIN tomorrow? GUSTS and BRANCHES and LEAVES? Chance of drivers SHITTING themselves?

>>150899802
wow, i wonder why MP Clare Short (photographed in 2011) was against this?

>>150900396
dammit, forgot pic

>>150900396
>2011
She was jealous of Formula 1 driver Mark Webber's wife Ann Neal, and thusly started to hate all super attractive women.

>>150900377
we're gonna have all of that PLUS 10 penalty points for ocon and a crash from stroll

>>150900377
this race is gonna have at least 2 red flags

7 safety cars

>>150900377
looks like ocon

>>150898131
Bob. Bob had bitch tits

>>150898519
>Do you like Phil Collins?
I have two ears and heart don't I

>>150899090
>My dude
I wrap my hands around your throat and kill you

>>150900608
As do I. Whatchu gonna do about it?

>>150899110
Calm down pal and have a Big Gulp

>>150900700
Cry on them

>>150900742
Based. I shall be watching that movie again. F1 related because it features Brad Pitt, who features in that recent F1 movie I genuinely can't remember the name of.

>>150900705
now THIS leaf speaks 'muricun

hell yeah brother go get a refill for me

>>150900814
7-eleven-chan has disappeared where I am, it's all gas station chain shops, no cheap fountain drinks
Now you see why leafs are all such doomers on here, no more 75-cent sugar rushes

>this race was cinema
>cinema
god i hate youtuber comments so much more so that the fucking jamaican negro poster itt

Kek at Ferrari. No wonder the Italians still smoke a lot

>>150893826
i'd rape her

thinking about him

>>150893826
She can tickle her butthole with her hair by leaning back

>>150893016 (OP)
Hamilton out in Q2 in the second fastest car. IT'S OVER

>>150900169
I listened to all of it. I learned nothing.

>>150898803
Its over

>>150894791
this man has a synchro rate of 100% with his car

saar kill max t1


NORPIARUSWINSLOL

>>150900292
stop crashing out over bussy

>>150901093
no way
saars respects amx way too much to touch him

Piastri crashed and still starts right behind Norris.

>>150901171
I don't like this. Crashing out should relegate you to the back of the grid.

>>150901184
Why? He got into Q3, so that means top 10.
Sure, if you have to change parts of the car after quali, then that violates parc fermé conditions and might come with further penalties. But crashing alone doesn't mean much.

>being a walking caricature of the fat brown 'jak meme
Grimmi

>>150895407
Yeah that's fucked, at least Formula E has the decency of making standing spots free

So are zoomers just suck at street racing

>>150901276
Thought this was Fatnaldo for a second

>>150901326
Yes, zoomers are suck. Zoomer JK at street corners in kabukicho are sucking dick too.

Are you sure? The race is at 1pm here, and WIB is +5 hours compared to us. So at the earliest it would be 6pm. Then again, I am retarded and could be wrong.

so who will lawson and sainz crash out on turn 1 tomorrow?

>>150901371
Weeb

>>150901375 is in reference to >>150901288
>mfw comfy 1pm race

>>150901371
>JK
*JC, and in some cases JS

>>150901390
Digits and each other

>>150901488
>1488

>>150901488
As proudy has been saying "it's always the same guy"
Pure pottery

>>150901448
nah, it's usually JD. japan is progressive now. kneel to USA jurisdiction and diplomatic pressure from UN.

>>150901488
>1488

>>150901313
Why don't you just move to another timezone, anon?

>>150901488
>1488

>>150901715
he's just like us

>>150901371
>street corners in kabukicho
Kabukichou? What happened to Roppongi?

take a moment to notice how the thread has died

>>150901769
I blame Norris.

>>150901756
Roppongi, just like pretty much any popular Tokyo part, has been overrun by chinks, retards, and (australian) sex pests

Only one driver can save the thread!!

>>150901703
>1488
>January 8 – The Royal Netherlands Navy is formed, by the decree of Maximillian of Austria.
>February 3 – Bartolomeu Dias of Portugal lands in Mossel Bay, after rounding the Cape of Good Hope at the tip of Africa, becoming the first known European to travel this far south, and entering the Indian Ocean.
>February 28 – Choe Bu (1454-1504), the Korean Commissioner of Registers for the island of Cheju, shipwrecks on the south east coast of China in Taizhou, Zhejiang.
>June 11 – Battle of Sauchieburn: James IV of Scotland becomes king after his father is killed in action.[1]
>July 12 – Joseon Dynasty official Choe Bu returns to Korea, after months of shipwrecked travel in China.[2]
>July 28 – Battle of Saint-Aubin-du-Cormier: Troops loyal to King Charles VIII of France defeat rebel forces, led by the Dukes of Orleans and Brittany, in the main engagement of the Mad War.[3]
>September 9 – Anne of Brittany becomes Duchess of Brittany at the age of 11. Her marriage to King Charles VIII in 1491 effectively ends Breton independence from France
As you can see, nothing too special about that year, anon. Also not at all related to the Austrian, who'd not be born for another four centuries.

>>150901848
I don't get it.

>>150901871
The flag is backwards and that's Sainz, not Alonso, so not patriotic.

>>150901698
I’ve been wishing that since I was born. It has nothing to do with f1 schedule tho

>>150901885
Ah, so Sainz is the joke.
As usual.
But still not funny.

If Tsunoda takes out Norris and Piastri he will get his seat in 2026

>>150901885
sainz is more right wing than alonso, and the video is mirroed
>>150901904
its just a tiktok, no joke, its just a girl saying that she ilikes sainz

The shape of my head is the same as hamilton's

>>150901921
is that good or bad?

>>150901938
The less you have in common with Hamilton, the better.

>>150901949
even in the bank account?
by the way, have you given any thought to the share thing?????

>>150901971
Yes, even the bank account.
Being extremely rich just makes you a target in the unavoidable class war that's right around the corner.

>>150901989
so i was right, nothing can stop whats coming...

edd

andrea

McLaren should simply hire Jos Verstappen as Landos personal coach

>>150902093
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150902093
>hotter without makeup than 99% of all human females
>still wastes days of her life painting her face

>>150900437
for me, it's the sunday sport

>>150902096
i prefer alexandra

Very very lovely

>>150902261
Thank you, anon.
You too.

hadjar is both a cutfag and a medshitter

i'm obsessed just like russell is obsessed with cars and formula 1

>>150902093
All that makeup just to get bukkaked on.

Just completed watching qualifying. What a show. God bless Max for his superior racism. Only reason to watch this sport.

>>150902383
shame I've not seen any f1 related ones, will keep an eye out.... might send them a xitter asking for one for /f1/, they often respond

I hope Russell takes Max out of the race tomorrow

>>150902463
>Formula 1 Driver SHAGGED to DEATH by Rotund F1 Journalist

>>150902469
You can take Max out of the race, but you cannot take the race out of Max.

No rizz and pastry have to go past some of the most dangerous drivers on the grid to get to Max (Sainz, Lawson, Antonelli, Tsunoda)
Leclerc and Hamilton will be driving like maniacs through that field too

>>150901288
>>150901375
>>150901415
I require an answer or I will toss and turn instead of sleep.

>>150902539
why do you care

>>150902498
that's very true and it teaches us an important lesson

with the current crop of shitters seemingly unable to drive and no real room for safety cars lead them through the debris, are we hitting the 2hr limit for the race with all the red flags we're going to see?

>>150902523
>Hamilton will be driving like maniacs through that field
Watch Hamilton be voted Driver of the Day for overtaking 2 cars and inheriting 5 places due to accidents.

>>150902523
Gonna be a fun race

>>150902555
autism

https://x.com/EstagiariodaF1/status/1969379312039035130

what is the deal with this fruit

>>150902588
hamilton has already shown he's built confidence in the car in the past 2 races and his pace looked good until whatever cost him 0.5sec in q2 i wouldn't be surprised if he finishes right behind chuck and starts to challenge his pace later this season.

>>150902523
mclaren already has 1 race without a podium so unfortunately it won't be a new level of exposure

>>150902683
it's a fuckin' balloon

>>150902715
Na. He's washed dude.

>>150902732
girls her age should be wearing hoodies and jeans why is she dressing like this

Go hard or go home

>>150902775
But he crashed AND went slowly too.

the slowest lap of all is the one you dont finish

>>150902740
still in the top 7 in the current grid

>>150898803
If we don't save them they can't descend into ignominious dogshit again and we can't watch them suffer from scratch

>>150901488
checking these jüri hitler numbers

>>150902775
>goes slow
>crashes
uhm

>>150902775
/biz/ idea: Go fast and don't crash

>>150902332
but not a pozboi.

>>150902332
wait.. is Rio a cutfag?

>>150902957
No risk, full push.

>>150902775
if it was me I would go fast and not crash
that's just me though

>>150902715
>his pace looked good
>until whatever
KEK

>>150902732
>semi-transparent dress
>wears bra
She still has much to learn.

>>150903115
>until whatever
and what could this whatever be? it seemed to catch out a lot of drivers today.

baking

>>150903142
>and what could this whatever be?
Being shit?
>it seemed to catch out a lot of drivers today.
Yeah, definitely being shit.

>>150903156
r u rlly? how is the navy strength tonite?

>>150903173
i only sip vody
tonight is costco flavored

>>150903165
ok you're just shitposting

max pozstappen
yuki poznoda

pozcar piastri
pozando norris

charles lepoz
lewis hamilpoz

george pozzel
kimi pozonelli

alex alpoz
carlos poz junior

fernando pozlonso
lance 'pozovich' stroll

esteban o'poz
oliver pozman

nico pozenberg
gabriel poztoleto

pozack hadjar
liam pozson

pierre pozly
franco colapoz

>>150903156
Make it another /druk/ thread

>>150903210
Posting the word "shit" is not the same as shitposting.

>>150903156
How much longer do you think you need?

>>150903283
im actually not because the fagstonian violated papaya rules

max cutstappen
yuki cutnoda

oscar cutstri
lando cutrris

charles lecut
lewis hamilcut

george cutell
andrea ancutnelli

alex alcut
carlos cut jr

fernando cutlonso
lance scutroll

esteban ocut
oliver cutman

nico cutnberg
gabriel cutoleto

isack cutjar
liam cutson

pierre cutly
franco cutlapinto

praying for norris crash

>Race is at 5am
>Usually wake up at 7am
Its so fucking over for me

>>150903372
He will. Papaya rules mandate it.

>>150903391
I meant outside the track

why it so common for the pit crew to emasculate the drivers? Is it because the drivers are so young or because they're so short?

>>150903415
they only emasculate tsunoda but everyone does that

>>150903415
>Is it because the drivers are so young or because they're so short?
Yes.

>>150903298
Just dew it.
Make it decent and people might even stop bullying you.

>>150903372
>praying for norris+piastri crash
Yep. Me, too.

>>150903437
no
look at him
hes just posting there
menacingly

>>150903415
Someone post the Bottas fistbump webm.

>>150903444
trips vult

>>150903475
Trips has been dead for over 60 years, anon.

>>150902806
>>150902948

Can McLel still secure the WCC this weekend? It should be focus gloves off between the drivers after that.

>>150903615
they need to outscore ferrari by 9 points

>>150903615
>It should be focus gloves off between the drivers after that
how delusional can one person be