Thread 150893149

Week 3 Schedule:
12:00 PM CDT

Falcons (1-1) @ Panthers (0-2) — FOX

Packers (2-0) @ Browns (0-2) — FOX

Texans (0-2) @ Jaguars (1-1) — CBS

Bengals (2-0) @ Vikings (1-1) — CBS

Steelers (1-1) @ Patriots (1-1) — CBS

Rams (2-0) @ Eagles (2-0) — FOX

Jets (0-2) @ Buccaneers (2-0) — FOX

Colts (2-0) @ Titans (0-2) — CBS

Raiders (1-1) @ Commanders (1-1) — CBS

3:05 PM CDT

Broncos (1-1) @ Chargers (2-0) — CBS

Saints (0-2) @ Seahawks (1-1) — FOX

3:25 PM CDT

Cowboys (1-1) @ Bears (0-2) — FOX

Cardinals (2-0) @ 49ers (2-0) — FOX

7:20 PM CDT

Chiefs (2-0) @ Giants (0-2) — NBC, Universo

Previous: >>150882572

>>150868536
KWAB for those who celebrate

Third for SpVgg Eintracht Arizona Cardinals

My Patriots are winning this weekend btw

>>150893149 (OP)
>CDT
gross

My buddy got me one of those chargeable stuffed footballs that light up, anyone how to turn it off? The NFL shield logo is kinda bright for this time of day

>>150894158
That requires chargeable stuffed football+

>>150893149 (OP)
>CDT

>>150893149 (OP)
dubs confirm refs have massive gay orgies with themselves after games

Chiefs

the chiefs are still winning the superb owl, aren't they?

Were the broncos ever even good?

>>150901050
Nice bunny but the chiefs fucking suck and are gonna lose.

Keep talking shit about mahomes im keeping screencaps

>>150901240
based

>>150901210
Deep breaths

>>150901240
>Just watch, when receiver bab gets his receivers back he will put everyone on watch!
We know. Dude's a bum without being carried by good players. Or the refs.

>>150901270
What WRs did he have in 2022?

>>150901162
No lol. We already knew they couldn't beat any playoff teams besides the Cucs. Blo Dix is 1-6 against playoff teams.

Wherever you go, that place is made many times worse.
Those rare few hours when you don’t happen to be here are always paradise compared to when you come back and start ventillating your VPN like a Nascar driver as you air your mindbroken grievances and spam your small collection of webms and samefag and desperately try to fling shit with Chiefs fans. You are a retarded subhuman monkey whose unwashed stink ruins every place you go. The general goes from bantz and everyone talking about their team in proportion, to one unemployed loser trying to make every thread Da Flu and shoehorning the Chiefs into everything and instigating real animus. And the fact that this is your entire life speaks to how worthless and repulsive you are irl. You are a termite and a parasite, who makes the lives of everyone who encounters you worse, for as long as they have to endure you being around. There’s a reason you have to evade a permaban just to post.

>>150901285
Kelce doesn't exist?
>NOOOOO HE DOESNT COUNT!!!!!!
Tell me what Kelce receives in a football game, and no, it's not Mahomes' logs.

uh oh melty alert

>>150901253
I will never take deep breaths and you can’t make me.

OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 2 RESULTS
pre-TNF

1. (9.156) Philadelphia Eagles
2. (9.125) Buffalo Bills
3. (8.594) Baltimore Ravens
4. (8.406) Green Bay Packers
5. (7.625) Los Angeles Chargers
6. (7.094) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
7. (7.031) Los Angeles Rams
8. (6.875) Detroit Lions
9. (6.594) Indianapolis Colts
10. (6.065) Kansas City Chiefs
11. (5.813) San Francisco 49ers
12. (5.774) Seattle Seahawks
13. (5.625) Washington Commanders
14. (5.375) Denver Broncos
15. (5.063) Arizona Cardinals
16. (4.938) Pittsburgh Steelers
17. (4.871) Dallas Cowboys
18. (4.839) Atlanta Falcons
19. (4.625) Houston Texans
20. (4.563) Cincinnati Bengals
21. (4.125) Minnesota Vikings
22. (3.625) Las Vegas Raiders
23. (3.594) New England Patriots
24. (3.469) Jacksonville Jaguars
25. (2.839) New York Giants
26. (2.344) New York Jets
27. (2.281) Cleveland Browns
28. (2.156) New Orleans Saints
29. (2.094) Chicago Bears
30. (2.031) Tennessee Titans
31. (1.548) Carolina Panthers
32. (1.355) Miami Dolphins

>>150901300
Travis is not a WR. Secondly, Mahomes set the all time record of most total yards in 2022, a record that still stands today. Travis accounted for 1,300 yards, where did the other yards come from?

>>150901081
No

i like watchin football

Notice how the kiwi tranny deflects from his QBs embarrassment in this thread >>150868536

But pretends mahomes is bad now, as if he ever lost a shootout or choked a lead

i hope all you frens have a nice saturday, see you tomorrow on redzone after my vikies have played!

>>150901340
You're sleeping on the Chiefs.

Without their WR1 and WR2 they nearly beat the Eagles who the league said cheated on the tush push. They are also starting a rookie at LT and LG who will be better as the season goes.

Chiefs have upside, all those other teams can only get worse from injuries.

>>150901345
>The guy with the most yards on the team doesn't count because I said so!!!!
There's that cope again.
>Kelce good = Mahomes good
>Kelce bad = Mahomes bad
Receiver bab

>>150901242
>To win the game, you have to not lose the game.

>>150901360
He fanboys way more for Goff than Lamar, I don’t think he really knows what he’s rooting for in the NFL beyond being mindbroken by the Chiefs

Staying healthy is a skill. Players who get hurt all the time is their own fault

>>150901384
>>150901300
Mahomes didn't have a single WR or TE with 1k yards in 2023 yet won the Super Bowl. Want to try again buddy.

Mahomes and Allen only had one elite receiver and Mahomes won. Then in 2024 neither of them had an elite receiver yet Mahomes won again.

>>150901383
>You're sleeping on the Chiefs.
it's you guys who voted on it FYI

in any case the fact that they're still ranked top 10 despite being 0-2 shows a high degree of benefit of the doubt being given. it's definitely within range of still getting credit when its due when they get around to actually performing well and winning again.

>>150901383
>You're
Those power ranking are made collectively by the entire general. We all rated teams from 1-10 and he averaged them out. He also accounted for trolls as well iirc.

>>150901383
It’s the results of a poll not his personal rankings. He could do a better job of specifying that

>>150901432
I guess I should put the vote count back in. there were 32 people who voted on this edition of the poll.

>>150901383
You mean they got dabbed on by the eagles and put up some nice garbage time broken play scores so they covered the spread lol

>>150901081
The Chiefs might not win a game this season.

>>150901445
You could just put like
>(as voted on by /nfl/)

need a big cock rubbing against my prostate so bad bros...

>>150901476
what is your team?

>>150901461
well "OFFICIAL /nfl/" was supposed to refer to that but whatever. I'm sure as I keep doing this every week it'll become common knowledge anyways.

I am curious though, would you guys want other types of polls rather than just teams, or would you not even bother doing more than one since that's too much tedium? on my end it's a pretty negligible increase in work, I've already got the template set up and it's just a matter of copy/paste. just not worth doing if nobody cares or wants to participate.

>>150901427
>Mahomes didn't have a single WR or TE with 1k yards in 2023 yet won the Super Bowl. Want to try again buddy.
Kelce was still good in 2023. Soon as he goes to shit, so does Mahomes.
>Mahomes and Allen only had one elite receiver and Mahomes won. Then in 2024 neither of them had an elite receiver yet Mahomes won again.
Kelce was way better than diggs in that game. And in 2024 it was better defense and coaching. Unless you want to pretend that Mcdermott is on the same level as Reid and the defense that held the super team eagles to 10 points in the half is equal to Allens defense led by his dumb coach.

It's really this simple, as soon as Mahomes weapon turns to shit so does he. Receiver bab.

>Travis!! Get the cuck curtain I can't be seen by these disgusting poor people!!!

Wow... so this is who tay REALLY is. Sad!

>>150901486
Do you even need ask?

Jason Kelce is 100% bomb in bed.
Is Josh Allen?

>>150901508
I feel like 2 tall guys carrying a big blanket would be much easier

>>150901504
>Diggs had better stats in the regular season, but just because Travis outplayed him in the playoffs it means Diggs is significantly worse!
That's not how it works. Diggs also has an inferior QB throwing him the ball. Take out Allen's rush stats and he's worse than Dak.

>>150901538
he takes quite a pounding

Barely /nfl/ related but I have to say BB is looking like the early favorite for KWABotY

>>150901540
The cuck curtain was easier to find. It was a Chiefs game after all

>>150901476
>btw I'm an Eagles fan

what if the chiefs are the first 0-17 team

>>150901538
ask your mom

>>150901560
>That's not how it works.
Yes it is. That's why we make fun of Lamar because he chokes in the playoffs. And it wasn't because Allen had a bad game either, he led his team to 24 points against one of the best defenses, more than Lamar, one less than Brock purdy who had an all-star cast surrounding him.
It's not like Diggs had a bad game so Allen did too, the opposite. Unlike Mahomes who if Kelce doesn't carry him, he looks like poo. You always ignore the stats when it doesn't fit your narrative and ignore the fact that Mahomes was carried by his team.

As soon as Kelce went to shit, so did Mahomes. It really is that simple.

>>150901586
Why is it taking you so long to do this in Madden?

>>150901345
>Travis is not a WR
Yes he is
>lines up detatched from the line more often than inline
>doesn't block
>leads the team in targets
He's a WR (a Big Slot).

>>150901586
I'm still sticking with my original prediction of week 6 as the switch date. Bears have a BYE week 5 thoughbeit so it's essentially the same thing

>>150901580
Whatever happened to that anon that wouldn't shut up about Mahomes being on pace for 12 rings? He could tell us that Mahomes is on pace for a winless season.

>take away half of allen's game and he looks like a fringe top 10 QB
wew lad sounds to me like allen is the best QB in the league right now

>>150901634
Actually I got mixed up with KC's score and looking at the stats, Allen actually scored the most points out of anyone else in the playoffs on the KC defense despite Diggs having 7 yards.

jets fan here. who the FUCK are the good QBs this year? i thought we might get arch manning but he sucks ass and apparently so do the pre-season top qbs

>>150901675
LSU's QB Nussmeier and SC's QB Sellers

>>150901666
he's not the best, but he is the fastest

>>150901634
>>150901666
The more you hype up Allen it only makes Mahomes look better for being 4-0 against him and putting up better stats in their head to head playoff games.

>>150901656
Not happening. They're riding with Caleb no matter what this season.

>>150901695
0-2 against the GOAT though

What if the chiefs win 14 games straight

>>150901695
Or you realize that Mahomes was carried by Kelce / Reid and he is a receiver bab

>>150901675
watch Illinois @ Indiana today. Should be a good QB duel between Luke Altmyer and Fernando Mendoza

>>150901727
Mahomes was carried by an insane roster that was competing with the owl level broncos with Alex smeth at qb.

Friendly reminder that Mahomes is taking up over 25% of the Queef's CAP for the next few years because they reconstructed his contract every single year so far

>>150901727
The irony is Mahomes needs Allen to win a ring. If Allen goes ringless then Mahomes 4-0 doesn't look as impressive by historians.

>>150901717
>Mahomes passer rating 117
>Brady's passer rating 77
If not for the coinflip in overtime Brady doesn't win that game.

>>150901719
Anything is possible after they get Royals, Worthy, and Rice back.

>>150901745
AFC West was easier back then.

>>150901798
Im excited to watch Royals

>>150901798
>AFC West was easier back then.
>Herbert carr manning
>easier
Lmao

Are you an Altmyer Squire or a Mendoza Poser?

Game starts soon make your choice

>>150901240
>im keeping screencaps
same, pussy

>>150901847
I might check this out, Doesn't seem like Nebraska is going to get back in the game. Also, I like what I'm seeing from Bryce Underwood, especially as a true freshman.

Mahomes is as big a fraud to exist in major sports

my bills :)

>>150901978
that's tom brady

>>150901997
Close second, Tim Bradley didn't get glazers in that amount til the 28-3 game.

If you ignore all of Josh Allen's TD throws he is actually a pretty trash QB run babby

>Check /nfl/
>Kiwi: WAHHHH WAHHHHHHHH QUEEFS WAHHHHH MUTTHOMES *flag switch* WAHHHHH WAHHHHH QUEEFS WAHHHHHHH
>Yep, that’s /nfl/
>Go back to having a life

>>150902118
Real life posters wouldn't post her period but rather have discussions with IRL friends and coworkers

why the fuck is Rams Eagles at 1pm?

>>150901755
damn thats crazy i forgot passer rating > winning

>>150902035
You can’t “glaze” a quarterback with a career like Mahomes, he’s at such a higher level than even a fan’s wildest dreams for a quarterback. If you had told Chiefs fans they were getting a Peyton Manning level quarterback when they drafted him, they would be been partying and screaming and crying. Turns out actually he goes to the AFC championship game literally every year and has won 3 rings before 30.
Sometimes it’s not “glazing” brown retard, it’s earned praise

This is Jerry Rice at 42 years old

>>150901294
post hands, jeety

>>150902157
>two teams that won't make it past the wildcard round
why wouldn't it be?

>>150902170
Those 3 rings are all hes getting. 3 before 30. 33. Masonic. Pick 6 3+3 by a white boy wearing 33 ended his reign

>>150902175
BLO DIX LMAO

>>150902171
The Tom Brady of wide recievers

>>150902216
Tom Brady is the Jerry Rice of quarterbacks you mean

>>150902171
stickum

>>150902186
>That ring is all hes getting

>Those 2 rings are all hes getting

>Those 3 rings are all hes getting <-you're here

>Those 4 rings are all hes getting

>Those 5 rings are all hes getting

>>150902290
>5
Less than 7

>>150902186
It's all just a big work. I hate freemasons

>>150902311
>7*

>>150902307
but at least they won the game right?

>>150902347
3*

>>150902385
Wrong webm?

>>150902398
>can't deny it

This is Brian Dawkins at 50 years old

>>150902307
I legitimately think Worthy & Rice returning will do wonders for the Chiefs' offense. Mahomes' confidence should increase as he trusts Simmons more as well. He needs to throw a better deep ball though.

>>150902427
I got tired of “denying” it’s over 3 seasons ago babe

>>150902503
then you don't get to try to put asterisks behind brady's rings.

>>150902521
i put my dick behind your mom last night lmao

>>150902551
my mom died 17 years ago bro go for it

>>150902567
>T-too soon!

>>150902479
>mahomes
>throwing a deep ball
pick one

>>150902649
Do you know why that happened?

>>150902662
hes no longer being carried by his weapons?

>>150902662
1. Tyreekbabby
2. No run game, so short pass game replaces
3. Reid sniffing his own farts
4. He just fell off

>>150902681
Get a life retard

>>150902608
>pressure rate
>pass block grade
Go back to the library loser

>>150902698
kek

>>150902692
Could have just said “no”

>>150902694
hit a nerve i see

>>150902728
You don’t know ball and are incapable of saying anything that doesn’t embarrass you, let alone hitting a nerve

I just need more time…

>>150902745
Yep of course, fucking Christ

oh he seething. sorry bro mahomes is dogshit and every season without kelce will be more evidence

I have sex unprotected

>>150902768
See >>150901298

>>150902777
Yikes

>>150901882
>he ignores the fact that all those post had the disclaimer that Mahomes would have all his weapons.

mahpoopie haha

>>150902649
He's thrown a few so far to Tyquan Thorton and they've all been off

mahomes? you mean the bottom 10 QB without the literal best receiving tight end in NFL history?

Kelce is washed

>>150902819
No they haven’t.

>>150902827
she NEEDS to play Griffith

>>150902844
Janice?

>>150902827
NGL Taylor’s bussy is probably fire

Does this dude ever take a break from replying to every single post about Mahomes?

>>150902850
>D-does this dude ever take a break?
You are literally demonstrably the only one who doesn’t take a break, there are numerous Chiefs fans here that take you on in shifts, as well other fanbases begging you to shut the fuck up. Absurd angle to try

>>150902820
That was boykisser brady

hi /nfl/!

>>150902854
I rarely say this, but you are so fucking cringe

>>150902850
>Chiefs lost the super bowl and are 0-2 yet we have to keep talking about them
The real question is why is /nfl/ so obsessed with the 0-2 Chiefs

None of us were talking about the 49ers and Eagles after they lost the Super Bowl.

>>150902707
If you're such an expert why don't you explain it, and let me know what I said that was wrong.

>>150902867
>>150902886
get help

Let's talk about vaping

>>150902877
Brady won three rangs with literal who receivers and tight ends. What has mahomes done without kelce?

>>150902904
You called him a Tyreekbabby when he won league MVP the year after Tyreek left and two rings. You are not worth my time, figure it out

>>150902837
lmao

>>150902820
why does allen, herbert, lamar, and burrow keep losing to him tho?

>>150902938
yikers

>>150902938
Yes, that’s one pass, which doesn’t seem qualify as “all” of them. Hmm.
As you’ve already been told many times, it takes time to build chemistry with a receiver. He’s missed him a few times in these first TWO WEEKS, because they are still building chemistry. He has also not missed him!
“lmao” Fucking idiot

>>150902934
Ah, so you're just a sperg. If I had said "they were a more vertical offense with Tyreek and haven't found a good replacement for him in that role" would you have been able to read that post without steam coming out of your ears?

>>150902938
this is bullshit, the ball obviously had some FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ON IT N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

>BREAKING NEWS: ESPN REPORTING THAT 7 IS IN FACT MORE THAN 3, AND 2 IS QUITE POSSIBLY, EVEN LIKELY TO BE, MORE THAN 0
Can anyone confirm/deny this?!???

>>150902970
If you had said that, you would have been saying something completely different from what you said, retard.

>>150902974
diana russinni is a dumb clickbait cunt. No attention should be paid towards this vile cunt bitch whore.

That uppity Chargers fan from yesterday has to be the most annoying fair weather fan I've ever seen on /nfl/. If that's how they are after being 2-0 imagine how annoying they would be if they won a playoff game.

>>150902949
none of them have lost to kelce-less mahomes

>>150902982
Not really. I was saying that their offense was exciting with Tyreek and has been much more boring and worse without him. Also that was only one of a handful of points I made, which you can feel free to address whenever your sperg-out ends.

Reminder the Kiwi is such an unironic retard he was seething at an Onion article last night, thinking it was real
That’s the level you too will be on if you spend literally your entire life on /nfl/. Remember to moderate your internet usage, read books and be an actual irl person with value.

Dianna Russini is MILF tier and I won't hear otherwise

>>150903025
>Not really. I was saying that their offense was exciting with Tyreek and has been much more boring and worse without him.
Incredible that you were able to communicate all that through one word, whose definition implies none of that. Retard

>>150903044
yeah but her voice reduces her attractiveness by 50%

>>150902938
>>150902953
>>150902969
>>150902978
QBs like Goff miss open passes like that all the time but the Lions offense is so explosive he gets more opportunities to make them so nobody makes a big deal about it when he misses.

Chiefs' OL and WR corps are not built to consistently make deep passes like that for the last 3 seasons, so when Mahomes fails to connect it stands out.

We already know Mahomes is an all time great at deep passes. He did it for 4 seasons.

>>150902938
Adoree Jackson is a liability.

ACHOOOOOOOO

>>150903042
How many times have you talked about me in this thread lil bro?
>Remember to moderate your Internet usage
Remember to ask people to post photos of themselves you mean right? kek what a mindbroken mutt bitch

>>150903042
lol

>>150901695
They aren't even on the field at the same time you fucking idiot.
Jesus christ this general is fucking annoying.
>ELITE
>FRAUD
>GOAT
>ELITE
>FRAUD
>GOAT
Can you all learn to shut the fuck up and talk about ANYTHING other than QBs? Sometimes mids win the owl and "Elite" QBs never sniff it.
Shut the fuck up already

>>150903062
It was self evident if you're not a retard. It's been said in /nfl/ many times.
You're still avoiding the rest of the post though lel

Wins are a QB stat and I’m tired of pretending they aren’t

My disc golf thread died :(

>>150903160
I haven't played disc golf since my gay phase in my 20s

>>150903114
Allen had better defense though so Mahomes job was harder in their head to heads. The only QB from this era who had better overall defense is Lamar.

But I agree with what you said, people need to stop pretending Mahomes played against Brady when in truth he played against Belichick, the greatest defensive coach of all time. Whereas Brady played against the swiss cheese Reid defense.

>>150903191
update for 24 at least if you're still going to spam

/nfl/'s official rules:

-A QB only chokes if they lost a game they were supposed to win.

-QBs don't play each other. They play defensive coordinators.

-A QB's performance should be judged on how well they performed given their roster situation.

>>150901340
queefs too high

>>150903143
So why did Jimmy G win while he was on the 49ers but got benched once he left?

>>150903289
he wasn't TAPED yet on the 49ers

>deyyy was injured n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!
kwamuttlover

>>150903275
Every single one of these is bullshit

kangzbroz I’m feeling a little queazy about the game tomorrow. are we cooked?

>>150903307
but enough about mahomes' refballed rings

I see two busts

>>150903275
>a game they were supposed to win
Subjective
>QBs don't play each other
This one is true
>A QB's performance should be judged on how well they performed given their roster situation
But how do you determine how good the roster is? A good QB can make the layers around him looks a lot better than they are, and the reverse.

I lost all respect for the kiwi after he fled /nfl/ when Goff put up a stinker in week #1 against a real team but then returned to gloat once he statpadded in week #2 against the Bears

>>150903314
No, because now you get to see what a contender QB is all about.

>>150903314
Yeah, but they were cooked before this season started. They were complete frauds last year, and downgraded at QB.

>>150903305
It really is over. The tiger woods of nfl qb’s

>>150903344
QBs do play each other. Whatever defense is in front of them/whatever offense around them can be seen as a handicap.

>>150903357
$55M/yr btw...

>>150903305
>the ball had so fluuu on it
lmao

>>150903275
>QBs don't play each other
i think i'll take a hall of famer's perspective over yours. respectfully

>>150903344
>Subjective
It's not subjective. By the time we get to the playoffs the real NFL fans know how good each team is. Also, another form of choking is being up by mutliple possessions against a team then choking like what the Chargers did against the Jaquars.
>But how do you determine how good the roster is?
When a team wins with backup QBs that's an example of a good team. Eagles won games without Jalen.

>>150903346
He still made that Bills thread though

>>150903397
You're delusional

>>150903314
I think Jake Browning is going to do enough to win the game. He could probably be a lower tier starter desu.

>>150903421
hes better than pooa at the very least

>>150903314
any updates on mcsharty?

>>150903456
dead unfortunately

>>150903396
>>150903114
I think QBs just have to do the best they can and we fans determine the winner/loser based on their performance. Allen has never lost to Mahomes since he played the best he could in each matchup. Allen however has lost against Burrow since he underperformed in their playoff game.

>>150903396
Spurt was lucky he inherited a turn key offense that would've been top tier with anybody tossing the egg.

>>150903456
He's getting "taken care of" by the best they have in Minnesota

>>150903179
It’s a lot of fun bro, I got my drive to 400 feet!

>>150903522
@evil shrek water bottle pasta

Would?

imagine rooting for a team known as the fudgepackers and thinking you have the right to call other teams "fags"

QUEER MIND franchise

>>150903611
the browns ever since they hired that McKinsey person as COO or something

>>150903604
Entirely dependent on her personality.

>cries about muhhhh spam because >his team's $55M/yr qb is getting called out for being dogshit
>makes his own, actual spam and shits up /nfl/ with it the MOMENT someone says something mean about >his team's QB.
kwapacktard.

>>150903191
>But I agree with what you said, people need to stop pretending Mahomes played against Brady when in truth he played against Belichick, the greatest defensive coach of all time. Whereas Brady played against the swiss cheese Reid defense.

literally wut, the defense that completely collapsed in the 2nd half? make up your mind kek

>>150903655
>her

>>150903683
If you're a rookie QB would you rather play against a Belichick or Reid defense in 2018?

Anon this isn't hard. Mahomes job was harder than Brady's.