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anime cunny

>United banner
>Weve won it all
No you havent, playing the only team that actually has

>>150897130 (OP)
Bussy Saka

rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape

Got a feeling a Chelsea blooter is incoming

>>150897156
i have noticed that everytime they start singing that, they go on to concede

>taking bruno off
uh oh

Chelsea are way too black.

it's coming lads

>>150897171
>Greenwood.jpg

>>150897171
Is that the one that drugged a bunch of people?

>>150897177
doesn't mean children deserve to die, does it shlomo

YO PAIN YOU READY ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxvteLnrVzc

7 mins added time

the /mug/

>>150897188
dude no racism

>>150897179
I implore you to look no further into the matter

Another week of /MUG/ fags getting BTFO

>>150897200
if the children are terrorists

>>150897197
Think so

Pity 4 minutes for mainoo

>>150897188
Agreed.

Do you lads ever get strands of tooth floss stuck in your teeth?

>>150897215
She looks like she fucks human men

>>150897197
Raping 200 men is incredibly impressive no matter the context

>>150897200
The entire point of the post is to say you don’t deserve to die for simply being a homophobe smoothbrain

>>150897214
the funniest was when they were 3-0 up against coventry in the fa cup semi final

>>150897226
No i use the Colgate one its hard as metal

There's still time for a /mug/

>>150897130 (OP)
quick rewind

>>150897248
I don't believe in this Chelsea team's ability to deliver it. Maresca fucked things by going damage limitation mode too early.

amorim snatching a draw from the jaws of victory would be so funny man

>>150897226
yes and it's literal hell to take them out because my teeth are extremely tight

>>150897206
i went to school with a girl that looked almost exactly like this and she smelled like sweaty onions, especially her pits. i've had to endure sitting next to her for 2 years it was vile and i bet she smells like that too

>>150897232
Rookie numbers IMO

wtf was santos doing there

>>150897252
we should be paying you a wage per match thread for all of this i reckon.

>>150897266
impossible

garnacho would have scored 3

chelsea are a bunch of lazy nignogs

>Ruben pacing
lmao that guy is nervous as fuck

how about transchester united and they all have big swinging tits

Should be + the entire waterlogged time

>>150897266
>girl that looked almost exactly like this and she smelled like sweaty onions, especially her pits
h-hot

Based Cadfael

>>150897246
I'll have to look for that in the shop. Mine's an Oral B one and it keeps splitting because my teeth are apparently too close even though it doesn't look like it.

>>150897265
Yeah, I've been trying to get one out for like 10 minutes now. It sucks.

>>150897226
No stop buying the cheap floss. Buy the oral b satin floss

>>150897296
alri ron

>>150897296
evening ron

>>150897282
> 96 Bruno (P) OG

The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and flair, but you also need white players to balance things up and give the team some brains and common sense.

>>150897311
Just go easy when you start using them. It feels like a sheet of metal. Go too hard and you will cut your gums.

>>150897327
>skill
more like just pace

>Vs Brentford
>Vs Sunderland
>Vs Liverpool
So like is that guy finally going to cut his hair? It feels so scriptlike

KWAB

/mug/ is being prepared as we speak

>>150897239
Yes you fucking do

FUCK

>>150897280
I wouldn’t say no, of course, but that’s not what I’m here for, bro

blimey almost /mug/

Bayindir is a /mug/ poster.

united played like shit, 0 confidence in the team

>>150897331
She's way more attractive with clothes on.

>>150897312
Fuck. I'm using their essential floss.

>>150897338
I'll keep that in mind. Thanks Rasmus.

fokin el

no bs, Garnachingz would have done better than George

If Chalobah wasn't a footballer he would be a knife wielding drug dealer

Bayindir is hungry for that equaliser

>>150897374
Not a fan of lady holes?

cant

there will be a /mug/ moment, i can feel it

see you next week muggers

>>150897389
He fills the profile

ABSOLUTE STATE OF REECE JAMES

Garnacho would have scored. I hate Maresca.

SLIPS

/mug/bros...

Chelsea might be the most low IQ squad in the league

>>150897358
Forever based

James kwab

>James
lmao

>>150897425
YEP

>>150897381
Satin one is best. Trust me

I don't think I've *ever* seen James put in a good performance. Genuinely.

grim

Chelshit are fucking TRAGIC
Lazy ngubus not moving and waiting about for the ball to come to them
>5 million for the most soulless team in the league

That footballer just fell over his own feet lmao

this game is retarded

>>150897425
wonder why

Chelsea's squad is full of monkeys

>>150897447
>YOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

>>150897447
KEK

>>150897396
sounds a tad gay that

/mug/chuds BTFO

Manchester United has just won a football match. Thoughts?

EAT SHIT, MUG CUNTS

>>150897454
footfaller more like

I hate you retards for making me watch this.
Fuck you.

>>150897447
lmfao

MAN UNITED WINS
APOLOGIZE

AmorIN

>Chelsea can't beat the worst Man Utd in Old Trafford
>again

>>150897475
The inevitable loss to Brentford will be much funnier after a week of BACKposting.

Jesus i knew Chelsea's squad was full of blacks but I didn't know it was that bad. Who the fuck are half these players?

Happy for Sir Alex today

>>150897445
I'll get that one as well and see which works best for me. Thanks Cole.

So that's Amorim's job secured for another few games then :)

another weekend ruined for muggers

/mug/sisters....this cant be, YanitedGODS just FINISHED us...

YANITED
YANITED
YANITED

>>150897505
poor old twat thinks he's at bingo

this saves amorim so we get more mugs in the long run

extend the contract!!

>>150897510
SACKED BY BOXING DAY

They're back!

>>150897501
>Who the fuck are half these players?

No one knows. Most people only know a couple of players from each team, if that

>>150897501
>American takes charge of a club
>immediately replaces the who squad with wogs
Really makes you think.

now fraudzo 'palmer baby' fraudersca cuckitini can be sacked

>singing glory glory man united after fluking a victory against 10 man chelsea
these fans are fucking desperate for a win lol

>>150897501
boriswave

so worrysome, even against 1 man down they could only score 2 and then both teams had 10 they got scored 1.
WHO IS REPLACING AMORIM?

god I hate bruno
>wins
>knows camera is on him
>scolds his teamates to pretend they should have won by 5 goals

AND WHY THOSE RATS PRETEND THEY DONT KNOW THE CAMERA IS ON THEM????

>>150897544
united also had 10 men, decarlos

I blame the manager, so many poor subs and should’ve got Garnacho on
And I know he’s complained recently about Garnacho’s defending but who gives a shit they’re 2-0 down

>>150897534
He will escape it once again through a meme trophy. Watch him win the League Cup and secure another season of mediocrity for Chelsea.

>>150897563
Only for one half of the game (the half of the game when the pitch was so waterlogged that they legitimately should have called it off)

>>150897542
do you genuinely think people are coping because man united are actually good

>>150897544
Well they were also down to ten for more than a half, and this is a Chelsea team that even with 10 men should beat this dogshit United squad with ease

>>150897331
I always thought it was a trap. Disappointed

I have successfully gotten the bit of floss out of my teeth. Thank you for subscribing to me blog

>>150897611
Just use a waterpick

guess I'll watch the Fulham match with you twats then because fuck walking to the pub in this rain

Oh no rent boys lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaU1J8KMWbY

>>150897624
I heard that wasn't as good as manually flossing?

>>150897561
do you think there's just one cameraman teleporting around the stadium?

What's going through his mind right now?

>>150897737
bold of you to think that he is capable of independent thought

>>150897721
well they see the retard on the pitch with the steady cam right onto their faces.

>>150897542
Lol I made that WEBM

>>150897757
there are like 20 cameramen that rush onto the pitch as soon as the final whistle blows, you silly frog

>>150897846
stop lying you fucking fraud cunt

>>150897909
so you genuinely think there's a teleporting cameraman getting all the different post-match shots
grim

>>150897933
YES, they actually see themselves on the big screen.

>>150897389
he might be both

>>150897226
What’s floss?

Amorim in you fucks. His system is working

>>150897461
Every Premier League squad is.

>>150897461
Check the liverpool squad. They dont even have a white englishman.

>>150897226
Teeth?

>>150902645
glad i'm not the only one finding that weird
btw hows are las šeško