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Anonymous Australia No.151228770
/cric/
Sheffield shield on
Someone will be chosen to represent their country in the upcoming Ashes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151228789
YFO
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151228825 >>151294239 >>151295354
worked out the geese album now
basically the first track is so much better than all the others it feels 'just above average' overall because it never hits that peak again
thoughts on this zachary?
Anonymous Australia No.151229007
Weatherald starts the day at 30 not out
he will be wanting to score a quick 370 runs here if he wants a spot in the squad
nasally naffy ninnyish neek United States No.151229419 >>151229622
>worked out the geese album now
>basically the first track is so much better than all the others it feels 'just above average' overall because it never hits that peak again
>thoughts on this zachary?
Anonymous Australia No.151229541
true had high expectations from the first but it didn't meet that standard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151229622
>>151229419
1st reply itt fat twat
Anonymous Australia No.151230049
KICF (keep it cordial fellas)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151230175
>zachary
bullied that toothpick armed neek out. soz, you'll need to wait until friday for him to come out of hiding lmao
Anonymous Australia No.151230616
>day 1 sold out in the members for boxing day
and they say cricket is dead
Anonymous Australia No.151232145
>England's already named their team
fucken kek
selections a joke over there, just be good at golf and baz loves ya
Anonymous Australia No.151233890
reckon england has named their team the lions for ages champ
Anonymous Australia No.151233908
the lions is their rugby team tho
Anonymous Australia No.151234515
"australian" under 19's getting mogged hard
hopes riding on yash deshmukh to save >us lads
Anonymous Australia No.151234939
>usman will be made a fool of by anyone bowling over 140kph
>brits will think its due to their skillful bowlers
its all so tiresome
Anonymous Australia No.151234973 >>151239571 >>151240087 >>151255313
He will open in the ashes me thinks
Anonymous Australia No.151235501 >>151235769 >>151235831 >>151239558
Do you think gaps in your resume are seen badly these days?
I really want to take a few months off to finish some projects ive been working on and do a small amount of travel (purely vacational, not trying to "enlighten" myself like the britsquares)
Anonymous Australia No.151235606
>he thinks there should be time for his own projects
we'll be in touch, anon
Anonymous Australia No.151235769 >>151239626
>>151235501
probs wouldn't be bad if you'd have a folio but being a homeless neet what do i know
Anonymous Australia No.151235831 >>151235988
>>151235501
also if you're into coding do get a github and also read >>>/g/twg/
Anonymous Australia No.151235988 >>151236061
>>151235831
Yeah im pretty deep in the tech stuff
I've been working on an ecommerce plugin which I think is going to lose relevance in the future so kinda want to capitalise on it while I still can
Anonymous Australia No.151236061 >>151236120
>>151235988
might be good if you get into startup type places but can't say much as i've not been there in a while
Anonymous Australia No.151236120 >>151236186
>>151236061
The workspaces?
Generally found them to be quite cringe but I do need to embrace the cringe if I want to be successful
Anonymous Australia No.151236186 >>151237696
>>151236120
just shit on campus
some cunt had a bunch of good ideas
another two had good tech ideas
but it was overall leftyshit
Anonymous Australia No.151237696
>>151236186
>campus
I'm 31 lol. I was more talking about the WeWorks and Commons workspaces throughout Aus, but it'll be very similar to what happens at universities
I generally found that the people I met at the shared spaces will blow up my LinkedIn for years after meeting them
Anonymous Australia No.151239045
reckon we open with marsh
Anonymous Australia No.151239558 >>151240037
>>151235501
if you have a good explanation probably not too much. they probably don't mind you got the finding yourself meme out of your system by the time you go to work there
Anonymous Australia No.151239571
>>151234973
JUST
Anonymous Australia No.151239594 >>151241290
listen #4 of the new geese album
each time over proves bard more and more right
Anonymous Australia No.151239626 >>151239989
>>151235769
how are your projects going?
Anonymous Australia No.151239989
>>151239626
I think thats survivorlad
Anonymous Australia No.151240037
>>151239558
thats why you register a company and list your time off as you being CEO of GaySex Inc
Anonymous Australia No.151240045
im not a neet
Anonymous Australia No.151240087
>>151234973
marnie scored a chunky hundred and gets dropped the next day lol
Anonymous Australia No.151240102
inc is an incorporated association not a company
Anonymous Australia No.151240178 >>151247677
incorporate and associate my dick into your ass bruh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151240188 >>151240318
bit of an AUSage party in here *breaks the monotony*
Anonymous Australia No.151240318
>>151240188
stealing that
Anonymous Australia No.151240324
already put it on a t-shirt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151240395
it was quite good wasn't it haha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151240418
>convict hours
Anonymous Australia No.151240419
we'll need more of that from you come end of year
Anonymous New Zealand No.151240458
>implying there are any non-convict hours
Anonymous Australia No.151240485
English roses play soon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151240585
this thread is for actual cricket champ
Anonymous New Zealand No.151240594
its 2025 chuddington
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151240607
Then why are New Zealand lasses so shit
Anonymous United States No.151240789
Anonymous Australia No.151240793 >>151241009
how come england women can bowl spin but the men just can't seem to grasp the concept?
Anonymous Australia No.151240805
new pynchon releases tomorrow fyi
Anonymous United States No.151240810
Anonymous United States No.151240824
my posts aren't for you
Anonymous Australia No.151240919
finna pinch-off a pinchon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151240932
they aren't for this thread so yfo yourself
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151240950
/cric/ disco this Friday is a go
Anonymous United States No.151240953 >>151241403
noted x
Anonymous Australia No.151240972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gGLvg0n-uY
Anonymous Australia No.151241009
>>151240793
because spinning the truth comes nautrally to them
Anonymous Australia No.151241017
in the new novel pynchon tackles the "app" I heard
Anonymous Australia No.151241027 >>151241048
modern world simply too far gone to live in
mark fisher knew this
Anonymous Australia No.151241048
>>151241027
this but uncle ted
Anonymous Australia No.151241058
both speak to the general malaise
capitalist realism I unironically think every voting man should read
Anonymous Australia No.151241157
Anonymous Australia No.151241172 >>151241199
Anonymous Australia No.151241179
>england women can bowl spin
Mrs. Sharma Australia No.151241199
>>151241172
that was the keepers'
Anonymous Australia No.151241237 >>151241245
i unronically think not everyone should vote
Anonymous Australia No.151241245 >>151241292
>>151241237
what lines would you draw
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151241290
>>151239594
I don't think I've ever expressed any opinion on a goose album and don't really know what geese are in a musical context

Quite scared of geese in an animalistic context, simply don't trust those little fuckers one bit
Anonymous Australia No.151241292
>>151241245
coke mostly
Anonymous Australia No.151241322
dedicating this thread to phillip j hughes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151241386 >>151241403
Anonymous Australia No.151241391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvBEDL0z9A0 beautiful emotional track
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151241403 >>151258697
>>151240953
>>151241386
Anonymous Australia No.151241415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JubQi-4fCs
Anonymous Australia No.151242111
Good evening
Anonymous Australia No.151242169
I said good evening
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151244157 >>151246769 >>151247829
>discord hacked and age verification info leaked
rolf
Anonymous Australia No.151245864
lol
Anonymous Australia No.151245982
if you thought the heads on the tea leak were bad, imagine discord
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151246769
>>151244157
grim
hope you lads haven't uploaded your passports to the coomer sites like you have to now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151246840
India (3 states)
Mauritius
Sri Lanka
Antuiga
China
Malaysia
Englund
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151246972
Back from an on court sesh. Seems like the blood sweat and tears of last night's one did some good, was far more on form tonight played some absolute beauties /cric/ shitters could never. Hoping it's weeks not months back to prime
Anonymous Australia No.151246980
didn't see this leak on /g/ or /t/ and never visit hf rf or bf anymore thanks feds
Anonymous United States No.151247574
>bes in thread
Anonymous Australia No.151247677
>>151240178
>ass
Anonymous Australia No.151247829
>>151244157
>let's keep kids safe by making them upload identifying documents that we will then inevitably leak
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151248144 >>151248388
Reminder that the filthy little subhuman bnonce is for digital IDs
Anonymous Australia No.151248388
>>151248144
hes just trolling
Anonymous Australia No.151248940
5th listen of the new geese
opinion improved this time it's back to 'very good'
will keep you all updated
Anonymous Australia No.151250743
how many listens of a geese album does it usually take for a person to kill themselves?
Anonymous Australia No.151251476
when i stop the updates add one to my last post
Anonymous United States No.151251561
Anonymous Australia No.151251663 >>151251960
how many of the women's cricket teams are competitive? i'm going to assume pakistan are easy points
Anonymous United States No.151251737
big three
plain x
Anonymous United States No.151251844
https://youtu.be/sCZdu_hAl0s
Anonymous Australia No.151251960
>>151251663
only aus, england and south africa
nz and bindia can be good but generally lose too the top 3 handsomely
Anonymous United States No.151251999
Anonymous Australia No.151252057
>ynr england women didn't won a single match/point in their ashes series
Anonymous Australia No.151252446
signs of things to cum
Anonymous Australia No.151253472
Pakistan vs South Africa test series starts on the 12th
4pm kick offs as well which is nice
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151253820
>convict hours
Anonymous Australia No.151253880
funny how the only edgelord le epic trolls in this genny are britflags
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151253988 >>151254275
>funny how the only edgelord le epic trolls in this genny are britflags
Anonymous Netherlands No.151254078
Anonymous Netherlands No.151254117 >>151254356 >>151254819 >>151254898
Anonymous Australia No.151254124 >>151254395
based curtis
hope we get some more powersurge kino this year
Anonymous Australia No.151254275
>>151253988
anyman who has been on a run longer than 12km understands why he had to do what he had to do
Anonymous Australia No.151254356 >>151254384
>>151254117
this broke him
Anonymous Netherlands No.151254384 >>151254400
>>151254356
I mean have you ever seen someone press a button that spastically? I'm pretty sure he was already broken.
Anonymous New Zealand No.151254395
>>151254124
love this little fella
gave me a big ol smile when he hit that button
onya 'urtis
Anonymous Australia No.151254400 >>151254465
>>151254384
oh you sweet sweet thing
can someone post the micksperg version of the webm
Anonymous Australia No.151254465 >>151254813 >>151254925 >>151254985
>>151254400
Anonymous New Zealand No.151254592
any cricketmen in?
failing that, any men in?
Anonymous New Zealand No.151254601 >>151254622
>Kane Williamson wants all stakeholders to give "greater importance" to Test cricket
he is quite simply, an unfathomably based individual.
Anonymous Australia No.151254622
>>151254601
>stakeholders
calling out jeets in this case
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151254634
He needs to stop living in the past and start accepting the new normal (The Hundred)
Anonymous Australia No.151254642
>doesnt go to india for the most famous 3 test series of all time (real teams play 5 test series)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151254724 >>151254804
I reckon the post office lot were guilty
Anonymous Australia No.151254804
>>151254724
i must say, i've really enjoyed reading about it
you might enjoy this
https://www.monash.edu/law/news-and-events/news/2025/uk-post-office-scandal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151254813
>>151254465
>the webm that made micksperg hide under his bed for 12 hours and then claim he was just drunk
lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151254819
>>151254117
Looking good Mick’
Anonymous Australia No.151254826 >>151254832 >>151255004
ACKSHUALLY IM A KNOWN ALCO AND EVEN THOUGH 99% OF THE TIME I REPLY WITHIN A MINUTE OF MY NAME BEING MENTIONED THIS ONE TIME I WAS REALLY BLACK OUT DRUNK
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151254832
>>151254826
Reckon Micky and spacky are the same β€œperson” lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151254844 >>151254851
Surely >we still can’t fuck it up with them losing Cummins as well as them having a shit top order. r..r..right?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151254851 >>151254930
>>151254844
Anonymous Australia No.151254878 >>151254884
>Steve Smith will almost certainly stand in as skipper if Cummins is unavailable to face England
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151254884
>>151254878
Will he cry again?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151254886
desu if Cummins doesn't play >we might unironically win
he's basically like half their team
Anonymous Australia No.151254894
kino is back on the menu
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151254898
>>151254117
>this is the bloke who used to spam 'iykwim haha' 10 times per thread
Anonymous Australia No.151254900 >>151254990
i joined in the bairstow iykwim haha spam last ashes (all the actually funny ones were me)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151254925
>>151254465
actually mad how one 15s webm completely ended his arrowpost sperging. kuds to whoever made this
Anonymous Australia No.151254930
>>151254851
>Boland gets a spot now
youre done for
Anonymous Australia No.151254964
Tongue Bashir my Carse
Anonymous Australia No.151254975
women's world cup theme song
https://youtu.be/pxPJ0nUfbjw
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151254984 >>151255033
just looking at the options and ausfailia literally has no good batspeople other than LabuSHANE lmao
only other ones that were decent (on paper) were Khawaja and Smith (in reality, both passed it). just give us the urn now
Anonymous Australia No.151254985 >>151254991 >>151254993
>>151254465
Actually mad how anon changed his colour scheme to anything but Tomorrow and still gave Micksperg shit.
Anonymous Australia No.151254990
>>151254900
this is patently false i was the main spammer of that mick
Anonymous Australia No.151254991 >>151254996 >>151255006
>>151254985
Anonymous Australia No.151254993
>>151254985
I still use Yotsuba B
Just spent too long on 4chan before dark modes became commonplace and now it feels wrong browsing in a dark theme
Anonymous Australia No.151254996
>>151254991
Anonymous Australia No.151255004
>>151254826
you cunts or /afl/ were sperging out about me yesterday without me having to lift a finger
woke up to 6 hours of me being mentioned
i am the man behind the curtains
you are all dancing to my tune
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151255006 >>151255026
>>151254991
quite kino actually
Anonymous Australia No.151255018 >>151255037
>people laughing at him getting btfo
>n-noooo youre all dancing to my tune - i wanted this
Anonymous Australia No.151255025
Anonymous Australia No.151255026
>>151255006
slightly different for pink boards too
Anonymous Australia No.151255033
>>151254984
heres the latest
https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/ashes-tracker-marnus-labuschagne-shines-as-sam-konstas-stumbles-1505983
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151255037
>>151255018
kek ngl he's got us here micksisters...
Anonymous Australia No.151255056 >>151255070
watching the big short
Anonymous Australia No.151255070
>>151255056
still find it retarded how hollywood made that film when a lot of them were responsible for it and pretend piracy is bad
Anonymous Australia No.151255081 >>151255092
just found out you only need to have an amazon account but not prime to watch the women's cup
are they just giving it away because it's the women or is more of the cricket free too?
Anonymous Australia No.151255092 >>151255103 >>151255106
>>151255081
because it's womens sport therefore no one watches it so they need to pump up numbers to sell to investors and advertisers
btw anyone remember the tillys
Anonymous Australia No.151255103
>>151255092
>btw anyone remember the tillys
vaguely recall the name but nothing beyond that
Anonymous Australia No.151255106
>>151255092
remember going to the pub but couldn't tell you how a single game went
Anonymous Australia No.151255127
Anonymous Australia No.151255144 >>151255155
like trying to read the lips of the players on the bench
bet they are filthy bitches sometimes
Anonymous Australia No.151255155 >>151255164
>>151255144
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kAwc52OFOws
Anonymous Australia No.151255160
I think the whole idea with the cricket schedule in 2025 was to starve everyone so Ashes viewership gigapeaks
Anonymous Australia No.151255164
>>151255155
that embarrassment and laughing makes me want to fuck her more than anything she could ever do on a cricket pitch would
Anonymous Australia No.151255167
>>>/pol/518351867
>you look like kane williamson
>i am him
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151255217 >>151255399
Sick and tired of openness around """mental health""""
More than half the gen Z runts I've managed disclose some sort of issue that I then have to tiptoe around and allow them to take sick days off for
Proto self-diagnoses with all sorts of bullshit ailments too, think the entire generation just can't help themselves
Just suffer in silence you self-absorbed twats, the concept of """mental health""" is absolutely absurd
Anonymous Australia No.151255238
If I started taking days of from hanging doors because I was sad I'd probably get sacked
Anonymous Australia No.151255242
feel the same way about bongs blogging in /cric/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151255249 >>151255319
meanwhile bard constantly blogs about his 'ennui' and fatigue on /cric/
mental health for me but not thee it seems
Anonymous New Zealand No.151255255
I have a shoulder to cry on, two in fact. Im here for you lads.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151255257
Bit of a heartless comment to make when >our very own captain has been through his own mental health ordeal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151255271
Found out last night that in my high level on court sesh one of the lads (who has represented englund) is the son of a former PL player (400+ appearances ~200 in the PL). Thought the surname was familiar but couldn't quite pin it

Bet bnonce is diddling himself silly at trying to dox me off that kek
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151255299
>noncejeet not fantasising about nonces for more than 2 posts challenge
impossible
Anonymous Australia No.151255313
>>151234973
He’s not fat anymore
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151255319 >>151260782
>>151255249
Ennui and acute mental fatigue are in an entirely separate category from """mental health"""

If one of my toilees told me that they'd woken up with intense existential angst due to the overwhelming and suffocating nature of Being, then I'd entirely understand and suggest that they take as much time off as they need
Anonymous Australia No.151255325
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151255333
imagine transitioning and having your weird anti-mental health manager stalk all your social accounts
*imagines*
Anonymous Australia No.151255334
your presence degrades mental health m8
Anonymous United States No.151255335
alri 6163la
Anonymous Australia No.151255344 >>151255390
need ash gardner to save >us again
Anonymous Australia No.151255346
>former PL player

piano lead? piano legato?
genuinely stumped here lads
Anonymous Australia No.151255360
made a very unprofessional comment about booking a motel to "check a few things out" too as I recall
Anonymous Australia No.151255390
>>151255344
GONE GOTTEM
Anonymous Australia No.151255399
>>151255217
mad how such a famous aspect of anglo culture just did a 180 in a generation. imagine the blitz in current year
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151255402
uhhhhhhhhhhhh aussisters
whats going on
Anonymous United States No.151255406 >>151255415
sistas†
Anonymous Australia No.151255415 >>151255426
>>151255406
cheeky
Anonymous United States No.151255426
>>151255415
x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151255443
>bnonce absolutely triggered because despite literal years and a "dox folder" of GBs he's still no closer
*whistles Soul Limbo*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151255461 >>151255598 >>151255600 >>151255797 >>151260195 >>151260392 >>151260782
Apparently in south Asia they have their own version of trannies called "hijras"
I do have to admit that the phenomenon of transfolk has occurred at different times and in different cultures, so - although it's clearly a mental illness - it is at least a real and persistent on
The question remains as to the best way to cure the delusion. Is it better to convert them so that they just revert to ordinary cis homos, or should we all be content with playing along with them living out the delusion?
A difficult question, for which I don't believe we currently have a good answer

Obviously though they shouldn't be allowed in women's cricket
Anonymous Australia No.151255523 >>151255528
This is the gremlin my piwi evolved into btw.
Anonymous Australia No.151255528
>>151255523
teach it rain dance
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151255532
>dead-jew-on-a-stick son of a whore worshipping western penninsula of Asia
>talking abouy trannies
Mental illness
Anonymous Australia No.151255560
its crazy that none of the other papers can replicate the magic of the ny mini
Anonymous Australia No.151255598 >>151262109
>>151255461
just regulate the medicinal industry so that hormonal therapy is only allowed in the case of hysterectomy or something that fucked with normal production of hormones, and outright ban transgender surgeries
bearded faggots in a dress that now won't come anywhere close to "passing" have no claim to use female bathrooms or enter female sports
Anonymous United States No.151255600 >>151262109
>>151255461
#borndatwayinnit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151255635
You just know after all this pakis will get bowled out for 50
Anonymous Australia No.151255644
>camera of healy
>keeps glancing at the sky hoping for weather to save her
Anonymous Australia No.151255743
back from seeing Cats with my mum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQxY4-1I4lo
Anonymous Australia No.151255797 >>151260782 >>151262109
>>151255461
> Is it better to convert them so that they just revert to ordinary cis homos
mentioned this before but funnily iran does the literal opposite. being gay is a crime unless you get gender reassignment and dress as a woman which is not only legal but actively encouraged to the point where iran is the world capital for gender reassignment surgery
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151256018
>Root says 'no-one will remember' Australian Ashes digs
*spits on an entire nation*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151256092
Everyone remembers all of his centuries in convictstralia oh wait lmaooo
Anonymous Australia No.151256093
PUT HER ON THE BOARD
Anonymous Australia No.151256136
the woman king
Anonymous Australia No.151256201
could still win but i feel a bit sorry for pakistan
shades of that aus v afg world cup game where memegod won it on one leg
Anonymous Australia No.151256430
lichtfield reminds me of hawk tuah
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151256549
how have pakistan bottled this
Anonymous United States No.151256639 >>151256723 >>151257577 >>151257624
How about you Pak this bottle in your ass.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151256723
>>151256639
ass means donkey in english btw
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151256807
Donkey export is paki's biggest lifeline lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151256915
there's literally never any proper cricket on
ffs game's completely gone
Anonymous United States No.151257577
>>151256639
jekkKjhjekkkk
Anonymous United States No.151257624
just brilliant ngl x >>151256639
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151257990
sameGOD
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151258257
probably forgot to reply with his aus proxy the fat brainlet lol
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Anonymous United States No.151258393
Anonymous United States No.151258475
https://youtu.be/GaMcX1yFn4k
Anonymous Australia No.151258545 >>151258554
>.trashed
Anonymous United States No.151258546
How are we feeling lads?
Anonymous United States No.151258554
>>151258545
i don't wanna talk about it
Anonymous United States No.151258567
>Ross Taylor
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151258655
>caring about womens cricket
Anonymous United States No.151258681
this is nu cric fella
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151258697
>i don't wanna talk about it
>>151241403
Anonymous United States No.151258710
Anonymous United States No.151259190
When will people realize that the ills of the corporate worlds are because of Indians at the top?
Anonymous Australia No.151260052
>pay stupid money to opponents so they dont play international cricket
>saar we are best team saar
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151260195 >>151262109
>>151255461
why are you so interested in this topic? why are you researching about them in South Asia before visiting South Asia? zachy in theatron vibes desu
Anonymous Australia No.151260215
my duvet has been balled up inside my duvet cover for a couple nights now
in too deep of an ennui to be able to fix it
Anonymous United States No.151260378
Anonymous United States No.151260392 >>151262109
>>151255461
Hijras are transvestites
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151260492
Back from my on pitch sesh. 0G + 3A in a 4-2 victory. Quietly annoyed would've been a clean sheet 4-0 if not for my misfortune of getting my ankle strafed by some fucker's stud in the last 5 min so had to go off and they scored some consolations.

Played in defence as i needed to conserve my energies for tommorow's first on court match of the season (remains to be seen if my ankle is gonna make it) and just utterly controlled the game with my passing, anticipation and assists - truly was a beautiful performance. You /cric/ shitters go scurry away in hiding as you always do because you'd get dabbed into oblivion on pitch vs yours truly
Anonymous United States No.151260598 >>151260782
/cric/ - Cricket
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151260636
The joy of a shut out clean sheet can't be beat. The ultimate mental disintegration of the opponent on par with the Soul Limbo vocaroo mentally disintegrating a certain six string hack and his little nosher bitch

1st assist
>keeps rolls it out to me in the RB position start
>dribble forwards slightly inward baiting their LM
>my Gujarati bro peels out wide right past their LB
>bait their LM.thnking he's got a chance to tackle me
>he doesn't but he still tries
>his legs momentarily open up like bnonce's fat mam should never have
>play the through ball through his legs and past their LB right into the path of my Gbro
>he cuts in and buries it
>1-0
Anonymous Australia No.151260710
would smash this faggot in the shins with steel cap boots
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151260728
why does this lil nigga write out novels every night that absolutely nobody is reading lmao
Anonymous Australia No.151260768
crippling insecurity
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151260782
>>151260598
Oh yeah? You gonna report these
>>151255797
>>151255461
>>151255319
you paki septic tank?

The 5th goal (4th assist) that should've been
>our keeps makes a save and rolls it out to our LB
>spin out from CM and chase down his pass down the line
>1v1 with their RB just past the halfway line
>cut inside
>cut back outside
>cut back inside again
>now their CB is coming to double up
>draw him in and play the slide rule pass behind him onto my Danish bro's path who's.made the run straight down the middle past his opposite CM
>clean through on goal but hits it's too close to the keeper
>saved
>stays 4-0
Would've been an absolute beauty of a goal
Anonymous Australia No.151260951 >>151268345
which one day cup match will be on fox cricket?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151261304
I thought all the pozzie domestic games were streamed on the ACB website anyway?
Anonymous Australia No.151261813
fox means better production value and good commentary
Anonymous Australia No.151261860
When the FUCK does the big bash start
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151261986 >>151263730 >>151263767
PLEASE threadsplit for bbl shite
hate when all the pozzie cazzies blow in to spam /cric/ at 20 posts per minute during that brainletbash rubbish
Anonymous Australia No.151262027
shan't
Anonymous Australia No.151262038
seething his attention whoring is drowned out by actual quality posting
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151262109
>>151255598
Agreed
That's the kindest thing for it

>>151255600
Not true, unfortunately
A pernicious progressive myth

>>151255797
Odd way of doing things desu, basically admitting that Allah (pbuh) made a mistake in the first place
But that's Shias for you

>>151260195
Read about it in a (bad) Arundhati Roy book

>>151260392
Yeah, trannies
Anonymous Australia No.151262452 >>151262492 >>151262686 >>151263138 >>151264481
Should I start reading Shakespeare
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151262453
Reminder that the narcissistic six string hack is so mentally disintegrated by knowing he'd get mentally disintgrated on pitch he pretended he used to play for a pub team lmao
Anonymous Australia No.151262492
>>151262452
waste of time m8
do a deep dive into cricinfo stats instead
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151262514 >>151262707 >>151262921
>start
would have thought they taught it in schools there no?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151262520
Suspect the catholic childhood left the same diddle scars as bnob. Probably his priest or an elder choirboy
Anonymous Australia No.151262686
>>151262452
I think it'd be better to read more historical non-fiction
Anonymous Australia No.151262707
>>151262514
Not sure, we did watch gnomeo and juliet in year 9 english
Anonymous Australia No.151262921
>>151262514
I read hamlet and romeo&juliet at my (public) highschool
Anonymous Australia No.151263138
>>151262452
yes not really pretentious at all believe it or not. shakespeare wrote for the common man, lots of low brow humour etc throughout
Anonymous Australia No.151263181 >>151264481
for me I think we did macbeth, hamlet, merchant of venice and orthello
also watched the sir laurence olivier film of richard iii for some reason which slapped deadarse fr
Anonymous Australia No.151263282 >>151266218
we watched School Ties and The Pianist like 20 times
bit funny looking back on it now lol
Anonymous United States No.151263417
Irish lad was the only good poster
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151263470 >>151263567
Six string hack is such a narcissist neek he's visiting Indraprasth without even planning to visit Akshardham Mandir because he's an arrogant bellend. That's why he's going with a doormat of a ricebag coconut "friend" who is completely passive just like bnob when he hears his dad's footsteps
Anonymous Australia No.151263567
>>151263470
im actually convinced all you britposters are jeets
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151263640 >>151264554
You are mentally disintegrated because you don't get the endorphin release from celebrating Navratri
Anonymous Australia No.151263730
>>151261986
>PLEASE threadsplit for bbl shite
>hate when all the pozzie cazzies blow in to spam /cric/ at 20 posts per minute during that brainletbash rubbish

I'm going to bbl post to annoy you lol
Anonymous Australia No.151263767
>>151261986
this is simply not true
Anonymous United States No.151264481
>>151262452
..yh>>151263181
meΒΏ derek jacobi. deadarse clean bla frfr
Anonymous United States No.151264535 >>151264566
bbl belongs in cric
simple as
don't go anywhere else fellas.. any thoughts of are Ash playing for the THUNDAΒΏ reckon he will unleash the mankad downunderΒΏ
Anonymous United States No.151264554
>>151263640
luff garba vibes ngl x
Anonymous Australia No.151264566
>>151264535
its a meme signing, just done to try get some more jeetbucks from rabid feral streetshitterfans
Anonymous New Zealand No.151264653 >>151265452 >>151277728 >>151278027
Last Will and Testament of Anon

I, Anon, residing at Tauranga, NZ, being of sound mind and memory, do hereby declare this to be my last will and testament, revoking all prior wills and codicils.
I. Dispositions of My Remains
Upon my death, I direct that my body be cremated. My ashes shall be divided into four equal portions. These portions are to be respectfully scattered on the pitches of the following hallowed cricket grounds:
* Lord's Cricket Ground (London, England)
* Melbourne Cricket Ground (Melbourne, Australia)
* Bay Oval (Mount Maunganui, New Zealand)
* Eden Gardens (Kolkata, India)
II. Distribution of Personal Property
All my tangible personal property, including but not limited to my collection of worn-out cricket bats, a singular leg pad, and the remainder of my worldly possessions, shall be divided equally between my esteemed friends, Bard and Zachy.
III. Bequest of Financial Assets
I bequeath all my cash, stocks, and investments, without any condition or reservation, to Bard. It is my considered belief that he is the most steady, prudent, and financially capable individual I know, and I trust his judgment implicitly to manage these assets. Zachy, while a dear friend, has a history of impulsive purchases that I do not wish to finance in my absence.
IV. Appointment of Executor
I hereby appoint /cric/ as the collective executor of this will. I have full confidence that they will carry out my wishes with the same dedication and meticulousness they apply to their informative and humorous posts.
In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand on this 9 day of October, 2025.
\
Anon
Testator

Witnesses
The foregoing instrument was signed by [Your Name] in our presence, and we, at their request and in their presence, have signed our names below as witnesses.
\
Witness 1 Signature
[Witness 1 Printed Name]
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Anonymous Australia No.151264843
Cheer up fella, it was just a T20 series - not even real cricket
Anonymous Australia No.151265452 >>151265493
>>151264653
>not Galle
Anonymous Australia No.151265493
>>151265452
fucking t h i s
Eden Gardens is a meme
Anonymous United States No.151266188
bbl belongs in gif iykwim haha
Anonymous Australia No.151266218
>>151263282
wouldn't fly these days
Anonymous New Zealand No.151266750 >>151267103
What the fuck is happening in Christchurch
Anonymous United States No.151266882
Divine punishment by the Māori god Tāne
Anonymous Australia No.151267103
>>151266750
prob incest
Anonymous Australia No.151267175 >>151267373
>Aircraft return to their point of departure for a great many reasons, so we just don't know what the reason is at the moment
unbelievably fishy happening
acting like they have no radio contact with the plane
Anonymous New Zealand No.151267373 >>151269463
>>151267175
Its still circling and they dont know why
Anonymous Australia No.151267466 >>151267619 >>151267761
might be another marnus purple patch starting lads
just got another cenno
Anonymous Australia No.151267511 >>151267606
Is this the first game Mitch Owen is opening in?
I assume hes doing it to try make the ashes
Anonymous United States No.151267558
>Ashes
What's the point? England are shite. Their media can barely cook up any hype for the toothless three kittens.
Anonymous Australia No.151267606
>>151267511
might as well
would be grim to be the last batsman, even behind carey
Anonymous United States No.151267619
>>151267466
>115 SR
Just not cricket
Anonymous Australia No.151267761 >>151267908
>>151267466
renshaw got 38 so the battle is still on
Anonymous Australia No.151267908 >>151267986
>>151267761
dunno if they would even be competing for the same batting spot
last marnus hot streak was 50ish avg for 2 or 3 years though, so the selectors would love to have that again
Anonymous Australia No.151267986
>>151267908
cam green is a lock for num 3 spot
he was our 3rd best batsman in windies in his first cricket back from injury and was clearly getting better as the series went on
theres just the one opening slot open now
Anonymous Australia No.151268007
qld bottles
Anonymous Australia No.151268268
sick of teaching coworkers things that they could work out themselves if they thought about it
Anonymous Australia No.151268345 >>151268386
>>151260951
you find a stream?
wanna watch mitch bat
Anonymous Australia No.151268386 >>151268399
>>151268345
https://dlhd.dad/watch.php?id=593
playing other shit now during the innings break
Anonymous Australia No.151268399
>>151268386
ta
Anonymous Australia No.151268667 >>151268688
oh well... guess I will do some work then
Anonymous Australia No.151268688 >>151268710
>>151268667
did the stream fuck up for you too? first ball when it comes back and he's out
Anonymous Australia No.151268710
>>151268688
yeah lol
black screened for a bit for me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151269080 >>151269449 >>151269703 >>151269822
did australian cricket die with shane watson?
Anonymous Australia No.151269449
>>151269080
the real story here is indian corruption in cricket la
Anonymous Australia No.151269463
>>151267373
it was a bird lol
Anonymous Australia No.151269695
decided im going to make my fav sister a custom tamagotchi for christmas
it'll be our dog as the pet
other sister will get some last minute gift unless I get some ideas soon
Anonymous Australia No.151269703
>>151269080
what is this mickey mouse award
Anonymous New Zealand No.151269725
pretty sure zachy is the only white brit here
Anonymous Australia No.151269737 >>151277728
bard must be white
I refuse to believe otherwise
Anonymous Australia No.151269822
>>151269080
he was the cancer (t. clarke) and the patient died on its removal
Anonymous Australia No.151269922 >>151269929
konstas out for 35
Anonymous Australia No.151269929 >>151269944
>>151269922
or 39
Anonymous Australia No.151269944
>>151269929
or 40
Anonymous New Zealand No.151270006 >>151270391
is britjeet white
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151270109 >>151270155
>convict hours
Anonymous Australia No.151270128
heads a lil lean of recent
Anonymous Australia No.151270148
theres 24 convict hours in a day btw
Anonymous New Zealand No.151270155
>>151270109
this is /cric/
you can just say >hours
Anonymous Australia No.151270317
GA tickets for tool for both nights, happier than a middle-aged pig in shit rn
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151270357 >>151271031 >>151278780
what happened to WA, they were bossing everything a few years back and now they're shit?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151270391
>>151270006
he really wants to be
>ynr sebshit pretending to be white for years to hide his jeetness
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151270461
>Piers Morgan apologises to Alastair Cook for '38 weasel references'
lel
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151270477 >>151271560
No sympathy for bnob being diddled by his dad he deserved it. Must have been a right cunt of a child.
Anonymous New Zealand No.151270639 >>151270644
seen tool twice
not bragging or anything
just saying
Anonymous New Zealand No.151270644 >>151270679
>>151270639
Me too. At big day out and in 2020. You got tickets for next month?
Anonymous New Zealand No.151270671
not this time. my tally remains at 2. sad
Anonymous Australia No.151270679 >>151270689
>>151270644
kek i remember your shithouse seat lmao, remember your telescope this time lawncunt
Anonymous New Zealand No.151270681
Ungluggy uce. Im going to smoke some of the devils lettuce before it again. Not usually a smoker but very much enjoyed it last time
Anonymous New Zealand No.151270689
>>151270679
No such thing as a bad seat at a tool show my man
Anonymous Australia No.151270703
2002, 2011 BDO, x2 in november
Anonymous Australia No.151270718
my mistake, 2007
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151270804 >>151270877
*rises for the national anthem of Bharat*
Anonymous Australia No.151270820 >>151270891
those pillows with the cooling pads are so clutch
Anonymous United States No.151270877
'chabin bla x
24 hours until next 'sco
https://youtu.be/NaYbNOr53fM
>>151270804
x
Anonymous New Zealand No.151270891
>>151270820
Its only October
Anonymous Australia No.151270983 >>151276752 >>151276886
Rapid, the air begun to cool, and quite
sharplyβ€”in the short period since dinnerβ€”
as it does on many an autumn night
when April fails in muffling the Sun's fury
during his daily tear across the sky.
The walls of my new house were thin; the gap
between the front door and the porch cement
was wide, and I felt the sting of the East Wind
rubbing its Ocean-scented unguent
over the irritated scab of Earth
I live atop of, as it seeped into,
and throughout every bit of the living-room.
I might've born the chill a bit better
were I not already down to my undies.
Anonymous Australia No.151271031
>>151270357
each year the influence of langer fades more and more
Anonymous Australia No.151271053
watching some haka compilations on youtube. only one word: "wow"
Anonymous Australia No.151271067 >>151271237
okay garmin, play Best Basketball Haka ever? | NZL vs USA | #FIBAWC 2014
Anonymous Australia No.151271237
>>151271067

Their Haka is giving me a message.

No matter how good their enemies are, they resolve to fight until the end.
Anonymous Australia No.151271261
remember that ronaldo literally raped a woman? mad how I am the only one that does
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151271560
>>151270477
Take your meds, seriously. Nobody knows who β€˜Bob’ is, it’s literally just a character in your mind who you’re seething about.
Anonymous Australia No.151271677 >>151271735
cigarettes are healthy and well tolerated
Anonymous Australia No.151271718
up way past my bedtime
Anonymous Australia No.151271735
>>151271677
Really want to try zynn I've had snus before and it was cool. I like having the odd dart or cigar.
Anonymous Australia No.151271787
sounding like a 14 year old lad
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151271820 >>151271846
literally says smoking kills on the side of the box but anon on /cric/ must be right
Anonymous Australia No.151271846 >>151272366
>>151271820
>2025
>Not smoking cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped, or both?

>b-but it can kill you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addictive!!!

It's not, as long as you aren't underage and you can smoke in moderation.

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack everyday, you fucking peat-gavel?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151271862
Which cricket players smoke?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151271906
bard
but luckily he gets someone in the pavilion to hold his cig for a few minutes before going out to bat haha
Anonymous India No.151271925 >>151286084
sweaty sex with marizanne kapp or is she a dyke?
Anonymous United States No.151271941
Anonymous Australia No.151272038 >>151276752
just woke up
Anonymous Australia No.151272366
>>151271846
Crisp
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151273498 >>151273505
England vs Wales 1 bong and some change
who you supporting zachary
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151273505
>>151273498
hes on >our side
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151273765
>cummins injured
i guess there'll be an * next to our ashes win then
(* australians are gay fat and retarded)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151274358 >>151274462 >>151276150
>watching soccer
>in the year of our Lord 2025
game went donkeys years ago. Besides most of the England squad are not even English so why should I support them?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151274462 >>151275021 >>151277021
>>151274358
>Besides most of the England squad are not even English so why should I support them?
hmm yes
anyway lads, should brydon carse, dawid malan, tom curran, jason roy, and jacob bethell play for england again?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151274585 >>151276752
/cric/ disco t-minus 22 hours
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151275021
>>151274462
>Malan, Curran, Roy
No
>Arse
Only if nobody better is available, atm there is a number of bowlers who I prefer ahead. Personally think he should go down a few mph to get a bit more swing rather than the current England set up of β€œmuh muh zoom zoom”
>Bethell
Barely plays any cricket. Give him two years un-interrupted in the Championship and maybe then. They aren’t doing him any favours atm.
Anonymous United States No.151275275 >>151276752 >>151284357
There's a new top dog in Oceania
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151276150
>>151274358
>soccer
FOY

but good to see the embarrassingly unathletic welsh genetics get utterly heemed at sport as always. we probably should have won 5-0 desu
Anonymous Australia No.151276388
Soccer aka futbol is on the approved sports list for playing
but not for watching (games gone)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151276549 >>151277838
thought carrying on from Bethell. Why does Sam Hain play no FC matches for Warks?
Anonymous United States No.151276752
>>151274585
>>151272038
>>151270983
>>151275275
crisp
Anonymous United States No.151276886
>>151270983
alri /lit/la x
Anonymous Australia No.151277021 >>151281768
>>151274462
theyre white so its quite different
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151277728
>>151264653
Corrrrrr thanks me old mucker, much obliged

>>151269737
Very much so
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151277838
>>151276549
As far as I know Hain plays ever FC match he's fit for, he's been a stalwart of their team for years (thoughbeit slightly better as a whiteballsman)
Anonymous Australia No.151277901 >>151278027
friyay!
rorting hard today, finna watch baseball playoffs into windies getting smoked
Anonymous United States No.151278027
>>151277901
>>151264653
crisp
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151278042 >>151278517
get Jake '37 avg' Libby in I say
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151278089 >>151278131 >>151280433
we might actually win if cummins doesn't play 2bh
>boland
he's like 38 and too similar to hazlewood (passes the eye test at least though)
Anonymous Australia No.151278131
>>151278089
dat casual racism
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151278517
>>151278042
So true
Anonymous Australia No.151278780
>>151270357
the most successful run in australian domestic history has to end at some stage
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151278832 >>151284931
literally nothing to do in Western Australia
even when there's games at Perth they have to constantly shill... uh the river
lmao. the york of Australia
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151279094
>muh ashes
Poor man's Gavaskar-border
Anonymous Australia No.151279173
so true which is why I live in fremantle
Anonymous United States No.151280418
ah yes, the 'ol 6163..reckon it's the 213 from the 90s right about now eyequeem..haaa
https://youtu.be/ZqWKzQ6Bax8
Anonymous Australia No.151280433
>>151278089
will be interesting to see who our backup bowlers in the squad will be
hopefully not Abbott and Bartlett
Anonymous Australia No.151280921
thread theme:
https://youtu.be/VRqjwAe5XYM
Anonymous Australia No.151281383 >>151281620 >>151284962
when it comes to boycott i do believe he wasnt an abuser with that strike rate you need to factor in all the hits he was declining to give
Anonymous Australia No.151281620
>>151281383
will have to think about this one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151281768
>>151277021
bethell is black mate
Anonymous Australia No.151282560 >>151282759
>pot calling the bethell black
Anonymous Australia No.151282759
>>151282560
fucking lol
Anonymous Australia No.151284357
>>151275275
Ross Taylor scored 117
Anonymous Australia No.151284654
*does a siva tau*
Anonymous New Zealand No.151284921
For me? It's the sipi tau
Anonymous Australia No.151284931
>>151278832
https://youtu.be/Yho23Mb0n_0?si=O6gvz6ey4VEkxHH6
Anonymous Australia No.151284962
>>151281383
rare presence of mind to not bash her when she was asking for it. true northern grit
Anonymous Australia No.151285738 >>151286176 >>151286288
listening to shady nasty
Anonymous Australia No.151285742 >>151286085
made some pineapple relish during work today - shit fucking slaps
Anonymous New Zealand No.151285996
Shady Narsety
spine Australia No.151286037 >>151286085
Sharty Farty
Anonymous United States No.151286039
slashy narsil
Anonymous Australia No.151286084
>>151271925
mummy kapp
Anonymous United States No.151286085
>>151285742
>>151286037

lgm
Anonymous Australia No.151286176 >>151286288 >>151286300 >>151286309
>>151285738
listened to screwdriva
is this just yunglean but 10 years late and Australian?
Anonymous United States No.151286288
>>151285738
>>151286176
klassic servo core innit
Anonymous Australia No.151286300 >>151287036 >>151287156
>>151286176
yo who young leek be?
Anonymous Australia No.151286309 >>151286470
>>151286176
maybe a little I guess. they're actual musicians that are trained in classical and jazz, just made it eshay. I think it's interesting.
Anonymous United States No.151286322
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151286394
>convict hours
Anonymous Australia No.151286470
>>151286309
sounds extremely reddit
Anonymous Australia No.151286731
seventh listen of the geese album
no real change in feelings, it's good not great
Anonymous New Zealand No.151286978
>we
you're brown
Anonymous Australia No.151286980
cricket be like:
>duck
>duck
>geese
lol
Anonymous Australia No.151286988
>you're brown
Anonymous New Zealand No.151286995
Kawalpreet is delivering my uber eats order
Anonymous Australia No.151287036
>>151286300
incredibly average rap over half decent trap beats
but at the time it was a new sound that took off and inspired a lot of impersonators
https://youtu.be/vrQWhFysPKY
Anonymous New Zealand No.151287070
this is /cric/
you can just say >hours
Anonymous Australia No.151287156 >>151287203
>>151286300
based zoomer
Anonymous Australia No.151287203
>>151287156
the average batimore nigga know all that shit
Anonymous New Zealand No.151287252 >>151287292
cricket? not in my town
Anonymous New Zealand No.151287290 >>151287301 >>151287949
tonight's beverage of choice.
Anonymous New Zealand No.151287292
>>151287252
Based Aucklander
Anonymous Australia No.151287301
>>151287290
based for once
Anonymous Australia No.151287432
>ID photos of 70,000 users may have been leaked, Discord says
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151287440
>ynr the /cric/ discord
wonder if they know zachy's mother's maiden name
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151287468 >>151287473
>Cummins 'running out of time' as Perth D-day looms but Ashes hopes alive
>Coach Andrew McDonald said the captain has had a 'positive week' but conceded time was running short for Perth
AGHHHHHHH SAVE US PAT!!!!!
lmao they're literally NOTHING without him. already panicking
Anonymous Australia No.151287473
>>151287468
>'He doesn't need much' - Starc says Cummins can play off limited preparation
mogs you in your path
Anonymous Australia No.151287581 >>151287600 >>151287630 >>151287635 >>151287636
cric is the most faggy general on spee
how do we cope with this?
Anonymous Australia No.151287600
>>151287581
seen gayer
Anonymous New Zealand No.151287616
Big dick /cric/
Small cock /hoc/
It rhymes so you know it's true
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151287630
>>151287581
t. never been to /afl/ and /nrl/
Anonymous Australia No.151287635
>>151287581
saying this when /nrl/ exists
Anonymous New Zealand No.151287636
>>151287581
of all the generals i spend time in
/heem/ is probably the most homosexual, /cric/ certainly has its moments though
Anonymous Australia No.151287648 >>151287687 >>151287957
>/nrl/: some guy called assposter posts zoomed in screenshots of dude's asses from the games
>/afl/: just do a lot of gay ERP
>/cric/: some brit posts about bouldering
yeah you might be right actually
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151287682
i went on /afl/ once and it was just some guy posting photos of his sex doll, not for me that
Anonymous Australia No.151287687
>>151287648
the only gay posters in /afl/ are /nrl/ posters
Anonymous New Zealand No.151287709 >>151287726
why do people cough or clear their throat when they get nervous? very irritating
close your mouth
Anonymous New Zealand No.151287726
>>151287709
why do people do anything when anything? that's not for us to know.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151287826 >>151287866
/afl/ once had some guy post a dropbox file of hundreds of pro players dick pics, and then posted loads of them in the thread. Not only is /afl/ so gay it collected dick pics and posted them, but the players of the actual sport all sent pictures of their willies to men.

and they have the audacity to accuse anyone else of being poofters?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151287841
kek I remember that
nrl is also more famous for their players' acts with dogs instead the sport (not a sport) itself
Anonymous Australia No.151287866
>>151287826
if you ever go to melbourne you will understand
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151287872
>uk flags wake up
>utterly btfo pozzie echo chamber delusions over breakfast
many such cases
Anonymous Australia No.151287937
kek
Anonymous Australia No.151287949
>>151287290
loading the beergun with a clip of otherside athems me
Anonymous Australia No.151287956
in all seriousness though, this game is 41-41 and about to go into extra time
https://www.vipbox.lc/rugby/otago-vs-waikato-1-live
Anonymous Australia No.151287957 >>151288039
>>151287648
>ass
Anonymous Australia No.151288039 >>151288100 >>151288227
>>151287957
it is cute that britain still thinks its the culture leader in the world
this is an american genny now, we watch more mlb than the donedred
Anonymous New Zealand No.151288085
>summer of cricket
>play windies on dec 18th then nothing until poodia on 11th jan
wheres the boxing day test
fuck this miserable country
Anonymous Australia No.151288100 >>151288138
>>151288039
go move there then
Anonymous New Zealand No.151288104
i have still LITERALLY never seen a single ball bowled in "the hundred"
and i'm proud of that
Anonymous Australia No.151288138 >>151288265
>>151288100
you make it sound so easy
its not like britain where they just let anyone in
Anonymous New Zealand No.151288227
>>151288039
>we watch more mlb than the donedred
this might actually be true now kek
Anonymous Australia No.151288262
fucking $12+ for ingredients to make a choc ripple biscuit dessert these days
Anonymous New Zealand No.151288265
>>151288138
not if you're a shitjeet like you
Anonymous Australia No.151288290 >>151288321
there are literally zero jeets in /cric/
Anonymous India No.151288297 >>151288321
Might be too early to say, but YBJ plays like 40+ centuries and 10,000+ runs guaranteed in this format.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151288315
reeks of friday fat neek in here
Anonymous New Zealand No.151288321
>>151288290
>>151288297
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151288342 >>151288360 >>151288373 >>151288462 >>151288674
they did it again lads
based
Anonymous New Zealand No.151288360
>>151288342
they cant help themselves
its like putting a bucket of kfc in front of them an expecting them to resist
Spine Australia No.151288364
*be's tingling*
Anonymous New Zealand No.151288367 >>151288370
SEA meetup when?
literally the thinking mans continent
Anonymous Australia No.151288370 >>151288411
>>151288367
I'm thinking hanoi or vientiane, say jan?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151288373
>>151288342
I wonder how introverts do this desu - assuming they have to for cultural reasons
like imagine you had to do it in cricket with Kane Williamson leading
Anonymous Australia No.151288386
Anonymous Australia No.151288394
Ben Stokes should be doing a solo haka before the Ashes
Anonymous Australia No.151288409
imagine if your national pastime was dance choreography
Anonymous New Zealand No.151288411 >>151288525
>>151288370
hanoi is a bit shit
vientiane could be alright though
Anonymous India No.151288431
New Zealand national anthem is a banger
Anonymous Australia No.151288439
always found it funny that the brisbane lions team song is just a repurposed french national anthem
Anonymous New Zealand No.151288462
>>151288342
POWERFUL
BRAVE
Anonymous New Zealand No.151288525
>>151288411
prefer hoi an or DANANG if vietnam, far less ran through but still good
Anonymous United States No.151288554
Anonymous United States No.151288572 >>151288793
Anonymous Australia No.151288576
unless you're a hot bitch I am not going to feign interest in your boring travel stories
Anonymous New Zealand No.151288582
impossible to have boring travel stories in SEA unless you're bard
Anonymous Australia No.151288611 >>151288742
oh wow the fish ate the dead skin off your feet at a day spa? that's amazing!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151288674
>>151288342
Wife material
Anonymous Australia No.151288742
>>151288611
it tickled so much, ryan could barely keep his feet in! haha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151288793 >>151289162
Jaiswal 150
>>151288572
Om shanti Norway, orange man's gonna be pissed just like when Shri Narendra Modi binned him off when he tried the same antics
Anonymous Australia No.151288837 >>151289162
only good story I recall someone recounting were friends in brazil meeting some locals and getting on the yayo and going back to their apartment for a bit & then returning to the hostel. next day, not of sound mind decide to return to their new friends and one of them thought it was a lark to bang on the door yelling 'POLICIA! POLICIA!' classic banter wise. they flushed their stash and then open the door. Other friend who vaguely knew portugese via spanish and telling his friend to bolt is probably all that saved them as he heard their immediate plans to bring them in and off the both of them. left the country promptly.
Anonymous New Zealand No.151289034
didn't read
Anonymous Australia No.151289058
dudunt rud
Anonymous United States No.151289162
>>151288793
ikr? the nerve claiming he diffused anything pfft
>>151288837
cri'
Anonymous United States No.151289348 >>151291038
brb
until then
https://youtu.be/iFfKDmODZGc
x
Anonymous Australia No.151289406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w4aEqG2sro
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151289783
hello
Anonymous Australia No.151289807 >>151290625
hey zach, did you ever extract that gay ring from danny's arse?
Anonymous United States No.151289947
Owari Da. Japan has fallen
Anonymous Australia No.151289950
where are you in life?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151290063
*begs India for money*

Kek
Anonymous Australia No.151290400
night everybody.
Anonymous United States No.151290470
But its morning here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151290601
walking to bouldering
Anonymous United States No.151290614 >>151297330
h-h-hi ...random, gentle passersby here :))
i was told that there's a-a d-disco s-s-sesh hereΒΏ??
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151290625
>>151289807
I don't wear silver
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151290908 >>151291038 >>151291038 >>151292271
fuck i am exhausted
i work hard all week and don't have energy to enjoy the weekend
HELP ME
Anonymous United States No.151291038
>>151290908
>>151290908
see >>151289348
Anonymous United States No.151291907
Do Pozzies really?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151292271 >>151292876
certain bouldering gym in North Yorkshire has gone downhill recently

>>151290908
I also TOILED so hard this week
toilberg even called me a star
Anonymous United States No.151292656 >>151292876
https://youtu.be/cqe-cuB0Xng
i
hereby
declare
DISCO
I
S
C
O
Anonymous United States No.151292876
>>151292271
we're star stuff innheΒΏ
>>151292656
https://youtu.be/nrYyUc8dh6o
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151292984
I am a star
Anonymous United States No.151293002 >>151293682
†saar
https://youtu.be/7SwDVjWO8m8
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151293533
based sebshit killing the entire disco gimmick
when glammylad did it it was fun and people wanted to join in. now it's like if a yank flag starts a /cric/ and someone else will instantly make an alternative
glammylad should have a quiet word desu
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151293535
Got quite into chocolate stouts/porters recently
They taste disgusting enough that they are impossible to gulp fast like i normally do and end up embarrassing myself, but they taste just about nice enough for it still be a fairly enjoyable experience at the same time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151293557
if that makes any sense
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151293558
don't remember anyone asking
killer of gimmicksβ„’ United States No.151293682 >>151293845
>>151293002

https://youtu.be/lppXSL-nh7Q
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151293754 >>151293845
Don't want to be a Yank brown noser but Sebbo was the one who started the disco gimmick
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151293790
>when glammylad did it it was fun and people wanted to join in
false and false
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151293831
>Adam sandler is worth 420 million
literally. wtf how
that's slightly more than 3 times my grandfather
killer of gimmicksβ„’ United States No.151293845 >>151293964
>>151293682
https://youtu.be/SucePko-8u8
>>151293754
x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151293921
>Anglo fat neeks feel more a kinship with an Indian teetotal neek than a welshman
Good, we don't like you either
killer of gimmicks, not a neekβ„’ United States No.151293964 >>151294825
>>151293845
https://youtu.be/1LQF8npb65o
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151293983
exactly 0 welshmen on /cric/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294000
simply not true
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294064 >>151294090
we're a teetotal general
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294070
I must like myself a lot, because I spend a lot of time with him and nobody else
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294090
>>151294064
yeah ok bender neek
BORING
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294143
it's not boring, /cric/ is just a general where most people want to face their life face on. drinking after a certain age is womanly because, no matter your cope, you're simply running away from things
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294215
Sheffield on wall sesh on the morrow
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294239
dropped a trvthie earlier zachary >>151228825
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294398
i don't really understand
Look, I'm not like that in love with the album overall. It's an enjoyable listen, better than Dua lipa. But if anything, all the best songs on 'getting killed' are found on the 2nd half
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294434 >>151294529
>>151274021
so true
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294529
these cans of Jaipur are annoyingly gassy and I keep spilling them all over the floor of peng flat

>>151294434
hate that song so much
haven't heard it in a while desu. Hope I never do again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294628
I just don't think 'not drinking' gives anyone automatic bragging rights
Those housebound texans you used to see on those documentaries, do they drink? No, they don't touch a drop
And smaller than that, the average Texan who needs a mobility device to get around. Do they drink? No
Will they be going bouldering twice in two days? Also, no
Anonymous Australia No.151294665 >>151294772 >>151294957
coping alcho
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294708
t.straffo
Anonymous Australia No.151294731
>being an alcoholic loser isn't that bad because I'm not a texan that uses a mobility device
???
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294759 >>151294772
not what I said at all
Anonymous Australia No.151294772
>>151294759
>>151294665
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294808
not what I said at all
the Australian IQ has never been one to be envied
killer of gimmicks, not a neekβ„’ United States No.151294825
>>151293964
https://youtu.be/HFJEH7YTbzg
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294945
all I said was I don't think 'not drinking' gives anyone automatic bragging rights
Perfectly reasonable statement

You kind of twisted my words talking about alcoholic lossers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294957 >>151294994
>>151294665
so true
if certain man took the teetotalpill he'd be pushing v7 territory by now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294967 >>151295065
You can make the cobras dance, but not me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294987
sovl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151294994
>>151294957
How so?
What difference is alcohol consumption actually making to my protein synthesis? Alcohol is a drug like anything else. Caffeine, or ketamine. What you are actually trying to talk about when you talk about alcohol? Is it alcohol itself, or the shit that is chucked in with it?
Anonymous United States No.151295065
>>151294967
Anonymous United States No.151295081 >>151295242
>britzoloid and yankjeet hours
Anonymous United States No.151295114
'chabin bla x
tisbeenaminute innitΒΏ
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295117
*looks at the parsiq 6mths graph*
yeah I'd be drinking to forget life too lmao
Anonymous Australia No.151295122 >>151295226
Drinking a 6 pack alone in my flat is just like drinking coffee lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295144
bowen really be like
>in the peng bedsit drinking to forget about Hiba and the rest of my life but I'll climb babbys first v4 down the reddit sofa gym 10 times tomorrow so it's all fine haha
Anonymous United States No.151295192 >>151295250
MCG
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295199
How is that something to be reviled or ridiculed
Getting on a train to do something I love
Also, it's not a bedsit and never will be
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295220 >>151295236
>Getting on a train to do something I love
don't think you're getting on a train to see Hiba mate but I suppose if reddit plastic rocks in a converted shoe factory is your cope go for it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295226
>>151295122
Don't understand what this means
As of a six pack could even touch the sides
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295236 >>151295265
>>151295220
Are you saying ' I don't think...
Or telling me not to think that
Youre not very bright desu
Anonymous Australia No.151295242
>>151295081
lol
Anonymous Australia No.151295250
>>151295192
kino
Anonymous United States No.151295258
>Melbourne Super Kings
>Royal Challengers Melbourne
>MI Sydney
>Perth Royals
>Adelaide Knight Riders
>Hobart Super Giants
yjk it's going to happen once /bbl/ is privatized
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295265
>>151295236
>signs off one of the dumbest posts in /cric/ history with 'Youre not very bright desu'
lel
Anonymous United States No.151295274
Ladies, ladies. You're both retarded.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295281
Lol, this fat neek absolutely seething, clearly has a low IQ as well, which puts his neek status in jeopardy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295302
>gets btfo
>neek neek neek neek neek
oh dear, toys out of the pram for the plastic wall groper here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295333
>>gets btfo
meds, then bed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295346 >>151295355 >>151295634
>g-go to bed and leave me alone
heh mindbroke you in this little exchange and you know it bowen
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295347
I am a wageslave
But at least now I have a home I enjoy coming back to
Anonymous Australia No.151295353 >>151295369
why do you guys try to fight each other?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295354
>>151228825
what's to 'work out'
it's a straightforward indie rock album. not that good desu. think zachy just likes it because of muh p4k
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295355
>>151295346
very creepy samefag
honestly have no idea what are you talking about
You better not try to kill me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295369
>>151295353
Because insecure fat Anglo neeks can't tolerate big strong Welshman in their area
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295381
>sadskinnyzachyattableinjumper.jpg
>big strong Welshman
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295410
>one pic in which I don't look as hideously obese as you
>Wow I must be so weak
Lol kys ol bingo wings. Fat Anglo fucker
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295501
got him dancing to my tune (on my expensive piano) lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295608
No joke
God just tried to talk to me
But I have unfortunately forgotten what he just said ( I suppose thats the look that he is, and was going for)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295634
>>151295346
he's been mindbroken since bard took the top shagger of /cric/ title
actually no, he was mindbroken when bard dropped the infamous freethinker post
oh wait no, it was when bard said he gave off serial killer vibes
kek spot the common theme
Anonymous Australia No.151295640
both of you should fuck off
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295654
Bards a toothpick armed midlander narcissistic neek
Too stingey to enter the kingdom of God (I have just had a message)
Anonymous Australia No.151295709 >>151295800
don't you get bored of getting drunk alone every friday night?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295767
no, I don't
do you get bored of being a fat neek?
Anonymous Australia No.151295800
>>151295709
usually not till I reflect on the weekend
feels good in the moment
Anonymous Australia No.151295805
>no I don't
grim and quite embarrassing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295845
What's grim and embarrassing you fat neek
Going out just isn't particularly fun
I am aware of the strength base I have ok
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295872
Daytrip to Sheffield to go bouldering is my idea of going out
Not some stinky globohomo pussy
Anonymous Australia No.151295910
no im not going to the work Xmas party thats on a boat
fuck no am i getting stuck with you cunts for 4 hrs
Anonymous Australia No.151295929 >>151296066
>whats grim and depressing about drinking alone every friday night?
>oh and I also hate pussy
???
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151295957
>Going out just isn't particularly fun
bit weird coming from someone who goes out quite a lot
Anonymous Australia No.151296039
cricket?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296059
none until the ashes
might be a competitive series with no cumo haha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296066
>>151295929
???
Anonymous United States No.151296083
/cric/ - (Anything but) Cricket
When do we get /bbl+sa20+npl/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296087
feel sick because toil is somewhat looming
Anonymous Australia No.151296098
beautiful morning in the 6163
what does my day have in store for me? anything could happen
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296099
>we
'''''''''we''''''''' get pointed to reply #1 ITT
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296106
Sitting in a pub just isn't that fun
When I go bouldering in Sheffield, that's where the fun happens

https://youtu.be/kjxsaFB5svA?si=FMxZpmjwVBB_f6Vp
Anonymous Australia No.151296115
are bangbros just afghan bunnies these days?
Anonymous Australia No.151296130
looking out of the window now can confirm it's also a beautiful morning north of the river
Anonymous Australia No.151296138 >>151296393
star jasmine finally growing, geraldton wax and callistemons flowering nicely. garden looking quite nice
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296140
So the 6163 won't let me be. Or let me be me, so let me see. They tried to shut me down on CATV But it feels so empty without me
Anonymous Australia No.151296150
not a single thing beautiful about the n*rthern suburbs I'm sorry to say
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296164 >>151296248
>Trinidad
>Getting Killed
>Bow Down
then delete the rest of the album and it's a solid 8.5/10
Anonymous Australia No.151296182
have to agree a lot of filler between some genuine high points
Anonymous Australia No.151296194
imagine trying to sound like radiohead
grim
Anonymous Australia No.151296206
getting warmer, time to crack out the linen shorts
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296219 >>151297330
I think there is a massive genetic component to grip strength
20mm max hangs is limited as to what difference it can actually make
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296248
>>151296164
long island city here I come, taxes, husbands are literally the three best songs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296302
there's a genetic component to all sports
that's why, in terms of rankings nations in athletic ability, the welsh are at the bottom near jeets
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296307
And if my loneliest should stay
Some are holiest that way
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296324
>in terms of
Anonymous United States No.151296331
Anonymous Australia No.151296354
everything north of the reid highway, sure
about to take the bike round the corner for a 'fee and then have a walk through the farmer's market so reckon it's not too bad
also had no idea there was an Aus v India ODI series coming up, haven't heard anything about it but at the same time bit fatigued of that fixture after last summer, really is nothing until the Ashes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296377
The ex is now doing a postdoc in Denmark
So at least I won't have to worry about having to come across that 0.25 pull-up max neek ever again
Anonymous New Zealand No.151296393
>>151296138
Based star jasmine appreciator.
The smell of summer that is.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296428
The ex is now doing a postdoc in Denmark
So at least I won't have to worry about coming across that 0.25 pull-up max whiney bitch ever again
Anonymous Australia No.151296438
don't even know what reid highway is and don't care to look will not catch me crossing the river
Anonymous Australia No.151296440
watched a youtube video last night about /mu/ going on a quest over some dogshit band because a guy found an ep in a hock shop bin and couldn't find any online history of the band
summed up that board and the filth that would congregate there perfectly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296483
Bouldering on Sunday on the cards
Anonymous Australia No.151296491
>bouldering
>neek
>bouldering
>neek
>bouldering
>neek
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296541 >>151303486
https://youtu.be/u_4wYgCTIGQ?si=o7OU7P3P7AAzOyJT

>He was 16 when he wrote this
Brb going to Camberwell’s finest rope emporium anyone want anything i.e a rope
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296871
Been reading a book about the Russian military
Overall, it's not looking good for NATO
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151296971
I think this could be the hottest winter on record
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151297075
The Russian military has seemingly unlimited resources
It's a bit like, if I asked my mum for more money, if I had a mere 20k left in my bank account
Anonymous Australia No.151297210 >>151297330
off to the squash courts
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151297330 >>151297358
>>151290614
Jai Shri Scrumptious (minus the olives)
>>151296219
Check the Midtbo vid on this
>>151297210
Would turn you into mush if you ever dared to step on court with me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151297358 >>151297626
>>151297330
Which midtbo vid, sanjeev
Anonymous New Zealand No.151297422
I have welsh roots. But enough about last night with zachys mum
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151297496
GOTTEM
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151297556
It's almost getting cold
But I won't be turning the heating on, because I am not a working class barbarian
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151297626 >>151297739
>>151297358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4IK1LGJplI
Tldw: he's got bigger forearm arteries than you ol' sixhead
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151297739
>Magnus can do 30 pull-ups
>I can do 27

>>151297626
Also indian fatty, at what point in this video does he talk about the general human ability to be able to improve their grip strength
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151298259 >>151298611
Thinking about the ex in Denmark getting plowed by big Scandinavian cock
Anonymous New Zealand No.151298611
>>151298259
What's his name mate
Anonymous Australia No.151300437
*does a 'mum just bought kfc for tea' haka*
Anonymous Australia No.151302263
based mumza anointing cricket season satrted
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151303195
Reminder Domoto is the best Geese Song
3d county>getting killed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151303232
Reminder Domoto is the best Geese Song
3d country>getting killed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151303328
My bed is almost too comfy
My mum wasn't wrong when she swore by 100% cotton (no polyester mix) sheets
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151303399
ok alan partridge
Anonymous Australia No.151303422
a lot riding on the perth test.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.151303486
>>151296541
.....yh
Anonymous Australia No.151303711
>>151303687
>>151303687
>>151303687
>>151303687