Thread 151228770

Sheffield shield on
Someone will be chosen to represent their country in the upcoming Ashes

YFO

worked out the geese album now
basically the first track is so much better than all the others it feels 'just above average' overall because it never hits that peak again
thoughts on this zachary?

Weatherald starts the day at 30 not out
he will be wanting to score a quick 370 runs here if he wants a spot in the squad

>worked out the geese album now
>basically the first track is so much better than all the others it feels 'just above average' overall because it never hits that peak again
>thoughts on this zachary?

true had high expectations from the first but it didn't meet that standard

>>151229419
1st reply itt fat twat

KICF (keep it cordial fellas)

>zachary
bullied that toothpick armed neek out. soz, you'll need to wait until friday for him to come out of hiding lmao

>day 1 sold out in the members for boxing day
and they say cricket is dead

>England's already named their team
fucken kek
selections a joke over there, just be good at golf and baz loves ya

reckon england has named their team the lions for ages champ

the lions is their rugby team tho

"australian" under 19's getting mogged hard
hopes riding on yash deshmukh to save >us lads

>usman will be made a fool of by anyone bowling over 140kph
>brits will think its due to their skillful bowlers
its all so tiresome

He will open in the ashes me thinks

Do you think gaps in your resume are seen badly these days?
I really want to take a few months off to finish some projects ive been working on and do a small amount of travel (purely vacational, not trying to "enlighten" myself like the britsquares)

>he thinks there should be time for his own projects
we'll be in touch, anon

>>151235501
probs wouldn't be bad if you'd have a folio but being a homeless neet what do i know

>>151235501
also if you're into coding do get a github and also read >>>/g/twg/

>>151235831
Yeah im pretty deep in the tech stuff
I've been working on an ecommerce plugin which I think is going to lose relevance in the future so kinda want to capitalise on it while I still can

>>151235988
might be good if you get into startup type places but can't say much as i've not been there in a while

>>151236061
The workspaces?
Generally found them to be quite cringe but I do need to embrace the cringe if I want to be successful

>>151236120
just shit on campus
some cunt had a bunch of good ideas
another two had good tech ideas
but it was overall leftyshit

>>151236186
>campus
I'm 31 lol. I was more talking about the WeWorks and Commons workspaces throughout Aus, but it'll be very similar to what happens at universities
I generally found that the people I met at the shared spaces will blow up my LinkedIn for years after meeting them

reckon we open with marsh

>>151235501
if you have a good explanation probably not too much. they probably don't mind you got the finding yourself meme out of your system by the time you go to work there

>>151234973
JUST

listen #4 of the new geese album
each time over proves bard more and more right

>>151235769
how are your projects going?

>>151239626
I think thats survivorlad

>>151239558
thats why you register a company and list your time off as you being CEO of GaySex Inc

im not a neet

>>151234973
marnie scored a chunky hundred and gets dropped the next day lol

inc is an incorporated association not a company

incorporate and associate my dick into your ass bruh

bit of an AUSage party in here *breaks the monotony*

>>151240188
stealing that

already put it on a t-shirt

it was quite good wasn't it haha

we'll need more of that from you come end of year

English roses play soon

this thread is for actual cricket champ

its 2025 chuddington

Then why are New Zealand lasses so shit

how come england women can bowl spin but the men just can't seem to grasp the concept?

new pynchon releases tomorrow fyi

my posts aren't for you

finna pinch-off a pinchon

they aren't for this thread so yfo yourself

/cric/ disco this Friday is a go

noted x

>>151240793
because spinning the truth comes nautrally to them

in the new novel pynchon tackles the "app" I heard

modern world simply too far gone to live in
mark fisher knew this

>>151241027
this but uncle ted

both speak to the general malaise
capitalist realism I unironically think every voting man should read

>>151241172
that was the keepers'

i unronically think not everyone should vote

>>151241237
what lines would you draw

>>151239594
I don't think I've ever expressed any opinion on a goose album and don't really know what geese are in a musical context

Quite scared of geese in an animalistic context, simply don't trust those little fuckers one bit

>>151241245
coke mostly

dedicating this thread to phillip j hughes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvBEDL0z9A0 beautiful emotional track

>>151240953
>>151241386

Good evening

I said good evening

>discord hacked and age verification info leaked
rolf

lol

if you thought the heads on the tea leak were bad, imagine discord

>>151244157
grim
hope you lads haven't uploaded your passports to the coomer sites like you have to now

India (3 states)
Mauritius
Sri Lanka
Antuiga
China
Malaysia
Englund

Back from an on court sesh. Seems like the blood sweat and tears of last night's one did some good, was far more on form tonight played some absolute beauties /cric/ shitters could never. Hoping it's weeks not months back to prime

didn't see this leak on /g/ or /t/ and never visit hf rf or bf anymore thanks feds

>>151240178
>ass

>>151244157
>let's keep kids safe by making them upload identifying documents that we will then inevitably leak

Reminder that the filthy little subhuman bnonce is for digital IDs

>>151248144
hes just trolling

5th listen of the new geese
opinion improved this time it's back to 'very good'
will keep you all updated

how many listens of a geese album does it usually take for a person to kill themselves?

when i stop the updates add one to my last post

how many of the women's cricket teams are competitive? i'm going to assume pakistan are easy points

big three
plain x

>>151251663
only aus, england and south africa
nz and bindia can be good but generally lose too the top 3 handsomely

signs of things to cum

Pakistan vs South Africa test series starts on the 12th
4pm kick offs as well which is nice

funny how the only edgelord le epic trolls in this genny are britflags

based curtis
hope we get some more powersurge kino this year

>>151253988
anyman who has been on a run longer than 12km understands why he had to do what he had to do

>>151254117
this broke him

>>151254356
I mean have you ever seen someone press a button that spastically? I'm pretty sure he was already broken.

>>151254124
love this little fella
gave me a big ol smile when he hit that button
onya 'urtis

>>151254384
oh you sweet sweet thing
can someone post the micksperg version of the webm

any cricketmen in?
failing that, any men in?

>Kane Williamson wants all stakeholders to give "greater importance" to Test cricket
he is quite simply, an unfathomably based individual.

>>151254601
>stakeholders
calling out jeets in this case

He needs to stop living in the past and start accepting the new normal (The Hundred)

I reckon the post office lot were guilty

>>151254724
i must say, i've really enjoyed reading about it
you might enjoy this
https://www.monash.edu/law/news-and-events/news/2025/uk-post-office-scandal

>>151254465
>the webm that made micksperg hide under his bed for 12 hours and then claim he was just drunk
lmao

>>151254117
Looking good Mick’

ACKSHUALLY IM A KNOWN ALCO AND EVEN THOUGH 99% OF THE TIME I REPLY WITHIN A MINUTE OF MY NAME BEING MENTIONED THIS ONE TIME I WAS REALLY BLACK OUT DRUNK

>>151254826
Reckon Micky and spacky are the same “person” lol

Surely >we still can’t fuck it up with them losing Cummins as well as them having a shit top order. r..r..right?

>>151254878
Will he cry again?

desu if Cummins doesn't play >we might unironically win
he's basically like half their team

kino is back on the menu

>>151254117
>this is the bloke who used to spam 'iykwim haha' 10 times per thread

i joined in the bairstow iykwim haha spam last ashes (all the actually funny ones were me)

>>151254465
actually mad how one 15s webm completely ended his arrowpost sperging. kuds to whoever made this

>>151254851
>Boland gets a spot now
youre done for

Tongue Bashir my Carse

women's world cup theme song
https://youtu.be/pxPJ0nUfbjw

just looking at the options and ausfailia literally has no good batspeople other than LabuSHANE lmao
only other ones that were decent (on paper) were Khawaja and Smith (in reality, both passed it). just give us the urn now

>>151254465
Actually mad how anon changed his colour scheme to anything but Tomorrow and still gave Micksperg shit.

>>151254900
this is patently false i was the main spammer of that mick

>>151254985
I still use Yotsuba B
Just spent too long on 4chan before dark modes became commonplace and now it feels wrong browsing in a dark theme

>>151254826
you cunts or /afl/ were sperging out about me yesterday without me having to lift a finger
woke up to 6 hours of me being mentioned
i am the man behind the curtains
you are all dancing to my tune

>>151254991
quite kino actually

>people laughing at him getting btfo
>n-noooo youre all dancing to my tune - i wanted this

>>151255006
slightly different for pink boards too

>>151254984
heres the latest
https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/ashes-tracker-marnus-labuschagne-shines-as-sam-konstas-stumbles-1505983

>>151255018
kek ngl he's got us here micksisters...

watching the big short

>>151255056
still find it retarded how hollywood made that film when a lot of them were responsible for it and pretend piracy is bad

just found out you only need to have an amazon account but not prime to watch the women's cup
are they just giving it away because it's the women or is more of the cricket free too?

>>151255081
because it's womens sport therefore no one watches it so they need to pump up numbers to sell to investors and advertisers
btw anyone remember the tillys

>>151255092
>btw anyone remember the tillys
vaguely recall the name but nothing beyond that

>>151255092
remember going to the pub but couldn't tell you how a single game went

like trying to read the lips of the players on the bench
bet they are filthy bitches sometimes

>>151255144
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kAwc52OFOws

I think the whole idea with the cricket schedule in 2025 was to starve everyone so Ashes viewership gigapeaks

>>151255155
that embarrassment and laughing makes me want to fuck her more than anything she could ever do on a cricket pitch would

>>>/pol/518351867
>you look like kane williamson
>i am him

Sick and tired of openness around """mental health""""
More than half the gen Z runts I've managed disclose some sort of issue that I then have to tiptoe around and allow them to take sick days off for
Proto self-diagnoses with all sorts of bullshit ailments too, think the entire generation just can't help themselves
Just suffer in silence you self-absorbed twats, the concept of """mental health""" is absolutely absurd

If I started taking days of from hanging doors because I was sad I'd probably get sacked

feel the same way about bongs blogging in /cric/

meanwhile bard constantly blogs about his 'ennui' and fatigue on /cric/
mental health for me but not thee it seems

I have a shoulder to cry on, two in fact. Im here for you lads.

Bit of a heartless comment to make when >our very own captain has been through his own mental health ordeal

Found out last night that in my high level on court sesh one of the lads (who has represented englund) is the son of a former PL player (400+ appearances ~200 in the PL). Thought the surname was familiar but couldn't quite pin it

Bet bnonce is diddling himself silly at trying to dox me off that kek

>noncejeet not fantasising about nonces for more than 2 posts challenge
impossible

>>151234973
He’s not fat anymore

>>151255249
Ennui and acute mental fatigue are in an entirely separate category from """mental health"""

If one of my toilees told me that they'd woken up with intense existential angst due to the overwhelming and suffocating nature of Being, then I'd entirely understand and suggest that they take as much time off as they need

imagine transitioning and having your weird anti-mental health manager stalk all your social accounts
*imagines*

your presence degrades mental health m8

alri 6163la

need ash gardner to save >us again

>former PL player

piano lead? piano legato?
genuinely stumped here lads

made a very unprofessional comment about booking a motel to "check a few things out" too as I recall

>>151255344
GONE GOTTEM

>>151255217
mad how such a famous aspect of anglo culture just did a 180 in a generation. imagine the blitz in current year

uhhhhhhhhhhhh aussisters
whats going on

sistas†

>>151255406
cheeky

>>151255415
x

>bnonce absolutely triggered because despite literal years and a "dox folder" of GBs he's still no closer
*whistles Soul Limbo*

Apparently in south Asia they have their own version of trannies called "hijras"
I do have to admit that the phenomenon of transfolk has occurred at different times and in different cultures, so - although it's clearly a mental illness - it is at least a real and persistent on
The question remains as to the best way to cure the delusion. Is it better to convert them so that they just revert to ordinary cis homos, or should we all be content with playing along with them living out the delusion?
A difficult question, for which I don't believe we currently have a good answer

Obviously though they shouldn't be allowed in women's cricket

This is the gremlin my piwi evolved into btw.

>>151255523
teach it rain dance

>dead-jew-on-a-stick son of a whore worshipping western penninsula of Asia
>talking abouy trannies
Mental illness

its crazy that none of the other papers can replicate the magic of the ny mini

>>151255461
just regulate the medicinal industry so that hormonal therapy is only allowed in the case of hysterectomy or something that fucked with normal production of hormones, and outright ban transgender surgeries
bearded faggots in a dress that now won't come anywhere close to "passing" have no claim to use female bathrooms or enter female sports

>>151255461
#borndatwayinnit

You just know after all this pakis will get bowled out for 50

>camera of healy
>keeps glancing at the sky hoping for weather to save her

back from seeing Cats with my mum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQxY4-1I4lo

>>151255461
> Is it better to convert them so that they just revert to ordinary cis homos
mentioned this before but funnily iran does the literal opposite. being gay is a crime unless you get gender reassignment and dress as a woman which is not only legal but actively encouraged to the point where iran is the world capital for gender reassignment surgery

>Root says 'no-one will remember' Australian Ashes digs
*spits on an entire nation*

Everyone remembers all of his centuries in convictstralia oh wait lmaooo

PUT HER ON THE BOARD

the woman king

could still win but i feel a bit sorry for pakistan
shades of that aus v afg world cup game where memegod won it on one leg

lichtfield reminds me of hawk tuah

how have pakistan bottled this

How about you Pak this bottle in your ass.

>>151256639
ass means donkey in english btw

Donkey export is paki's biggest lifeline lmao

there's literally never any proper cricket on
ffs game's completely gone

>>151256639
jekkKjhjekkkk

just brilliant ngl x >>151256639

sameGOD

probably forgot to reply with his aus proxy the fat brainlet lol

How are we feeling lads?

>>151258545
i don't wanna talk about it

this is nu cric fella

>i don't wanna talk about it
>>151241403

When will people realize that the ills of the corporate worlds are because of Indians at the top?

>pay stupid money to opponents so they dont play international cricket
>saar we are best team saar

>>151255461
why are you so interested in this topic? why are you researching about them in South Asia before visiting South Asia? zachy in theatron vibes desu

my duvet has been balled up inside my duvet cover for a couple nights now
in too deep of an ennui to be able to fix it

>>151255461
Hijras are transvestites

Back from my on pitch sesh. 0G + 3A in a 4-2 victory. Quietly annoyed would've been a clean sheet 4-0 if not for my misfortune of getting my ankle strafed by some fucker's stud in the last 5 min so had to go off and they scored some consolations.

Played in defence as i needed to conserve my energies for tommorow's first on court match of the season (remains to be seen if my ankle is gonna make it) and just utterly controlled the game with my passing, anticipation and assists - truly was a beautiful performance. You /cric/ shitters go scurry away in hiding as you always do because you'd get dabbed into oblivion on pitch vs yours truly

/cric/ - Cricket

The joy of a shut out clean sheet can't be beat. The ultimate mental disintegration of the opponent on par with the Soul Limbo vocaroo mentally disintegrating a certain six string hack and his little nosher bitch

1st assist
>keeps rolls it out to me in the RB position start
>dribble forwards slightly inward baiting their LM
>my Gujarati bro peels out wide right past their LB
>bait their LM.thnking he's got a chance to tackle me
>he doesn't but he still tries
>his legs momentarily open up like bnonce's fat mam should never have
>play the through ball through his legs and past their LB right into the path of my Gbro
>he cuts in and buries it
>1-0

would smash this faggot in the shins with steel cap boots

why does this lil nigga write out novels every night that absolutely nobody is reading lmao

crippling insecurity

>>151260598
Oh yeah? You gonna report these
>>151255797
>>151255461
>>151255319
you paki septic tank?

The 5th goal (4th assist) that should've been
>our keeps makes a save and rolls it out to our LB
>spin out from CM and chase down his pass down the line
>1v1 with their RB just past the halfway line
>cut inside
>cut back outside
>cut back inside again
>now their CB is coming to double up
>draw him in and play the slide rule pass behind him onto my Danish bro's path who's.made the run straight down the middle past his opposite CM
>clean through on goal but hits it's too close to the keeper
>saved
>stays 4-0
Would've been an absolute beauty of a goal

which one day cup match will be on fox cricket?

I thought all the pozzie domestic games were streamed on the ACB website anyway?

fox means better production value and good commentary

When the FUCK does the big bash start

PLEASE threadsplit for bbl shite
hate when all the pozzie cazzies blow in to spam /cric/ at 20 posts per minute during that brainletbash rubbish

shan't

seething his attention whoring is drowned out by actual quality posting

>>151255598
Agreed
That's the kindest thing for it

>>151255600
Not true, unfortunately
A pernicious progressive myth

>>151255797
Odd way of doing things desu, basically admitting that Allah (pbuh) made a mistake in the first place
But that's Shias for you

>>151260195
Read about it in a (bad) Arundhati Roy book

>>151260392
Yeah, trannies

Should I start reading Shakespeare

Reminder that the narcissistic six string hack is so mentally disintegrated by knowing he'd get mentally disintgrated on pitch he pretended he used to play for a pub team lmao

>>151262452
waste of time m8
do a deep dive into cricinfo stats instead

>start
would have thought they taught it in schools there no?

Suspect the catholic childhood left the same diddle scars as bnob. Probably his priest or an elder choirboy

>>151262452
I think it'd be better to read more historical non-fiction

>>151262514
Not sure, we did watch gnomeo and juliet in year 9 english

>>151262514
I read hamlet and romeo&juliet at my (public) highschool

>>151262452
yes not really pretentious at all believe it or not. shakespeare wrote for the common man, lots of low brow humour etc throughout

for me I think we did macbeth, hamlet, merchant of venice and orthello
also watched the sir laurence olivier film of richard iii for some reason which slapped deadarse fr

we watched School Ties and The Pianist like 20 times
bit funny looking back on it now lol

Irish lad was the only good poster

Six string hack is such a narcissist neek he's visiting Indraprasth without even planning to visit Akshardham Mandir because he's an arrogant bellend. That's why he's going with a doormat of a ricebag coconut "friend" who is completely passive just like bnob when he hears his dad's footsteps

>>151263470
im actually convinced all you britposters are jeets

You are mentally disintegrated because you don't get the endorphin release from celebrating Navratri

>>151261986
>PLEASE threadsplit for bbl shite
>hate when all the pozzie cazzies blow in to spam /cric/ at 20 posts per minute during that brainletbash rubbish

I'm going to bbl post to annoy you lol

>>151261986
this is simply not true

>>151262452
..yh>>151263181
me¿ derek jacobi. deadarse clean bla frfr

bbl belongs in cric
simple as
don't go anywhere else fellas.. any thoughts of are Ash playing for the THUNDA¿ reckon he will unleash the mankad downunder¿

>>151263640
luff garba vibes ngl x

>>151264535
its a meme signing, just done to try get some more jeetbucks from rabid feral streetshitterfans

Last Will and Testament of Anon

I, Anon, residing at Tauranga, NZ, being of sound mind and memory, do hereby declare this to be my last will and testament, revoking all prior wills and codicils.
I. Dispositions of My Remains
Upon my death, I direct that my body be cremated. My ashes shall be divided into four equal portions. These portions are to be respectfully scattered on the pitches of the following hallowed cricket grounds:
* Lord's Cricket Ground (London, England)
* Melbourne Cricket Ground (Melbourne, Australia)
* Bay Oval (Mount Maunganui, New Zealand)
* Eden Gardens (Kolkata, India)
II. Distribution of Personal Property
All my tangible personal property, including but not limited to my collection of worn-out cricket bats, a singular leg pad, and the remainder of my worldly possessions, shall be divided equally between my esteemed friends, Bard and Zachy.
III. Bequest of Financial Assets
I bequeath all my cash, stocks, and investments, without any condition or reservation, to Bard. It is my considered belief that he is the most steady, prudent, and financially capable individual I know, and I trust his judgment implicitly to manage these assets. Zachy, while a dear friend, has a history of impulsive purchases that I do not wish to finance in my absence.
IV. Appointment of Executor
I hereby appoint /cric/ as the collective executor of this will. I have full confidence that they will carry out my wishes with the same dedication and meticulousness they apply to their informative and humorous posts.
In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand on this 9 day of October, 2025.
\
Anon
Testator

Witnesses
The foregoing instrument was signed by [Your Name] in our presence, and we, at their request and in their presence, have signed our names below as witnesses.
\
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[Witness 1 Printed Name]
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Cheer up fella, it was just a T20 series - not even real cricket

>>151264653
>not Galle

>>151265452
fucking t h i s
Eden Gardens is a meme

bbl belongs in gif iykwim haha

>>151263282
wouldn't fly these days

What the fuck is happening in Christchurch

Divine punishment by the Māori god Tāne

>>151266750
prob incest

>Aircraft return to their point of departure for a great many reasons, so we just don't know what the reason is at the moment
unbelievably fishy happening
acting like they have no radio contact with the plane

>>151267175
Its still circling and they dont know why

might be another marnus purple patch starting lads
just got another cenno

Is this the first game Mitch Owen is opening in?
I assume hes doing it to try make the ashes

>Ashes
What's the point? England are shite. Their media can barely cook up any hype for the toothless three kittens.

>>151267511
might as well
would be grim to be the last batsman, even behind carey

>>151267466
>115 SR
Just not cricket

>>151267466
renshaw got 38 so the battle is still on

>>151267761
dunno if they would even be competing for the same batting spot
last marnus hot streak was 50ish avg for 2 or 3 years though, so the selectors would love to have that again

>>151267908
cam green is a lock for num 3 spot
he was our 3rd best batsman in windies in his first cricket back from injury and was clearly getting better as the series went on
theres just the one opening slot open now

qld bottles

sick of teaching coworkers things that they could work out themselves if they thought about it

>>151260951
you find a stream?
wanna watch mitch bat

>>151268345
https://dlhd.dad/watch.php?id=593
playing other shit now during the innings break

>>151268386
ta

oh well... guess I will do some work then

>>151268667
did the stream fuck up for you too? first ball when it comes back and he's out

>>151268688
yeah lol
black screened for a bit for me

did australian cricket die with shane watson?

>>151269080
the real story here is indian corruption in cricket la

>>151267373
it was a bird lol

decided im going to make my fav sister a custom tamagotchi for christmas
it'll be our dog as the pet
other sister will get some last minute gift unless I get some ideas soon

>>151269080
what is this mickey mouse award

pretty sure zachy is the only white brit here

bard must be white
I refuse to believe otherwise

>>151269080
he was the cancer (t. clarke) and the patient died on its removal

konstas out for 35

>>151269922
or 39

>>151269929
or 40

is britjeet white

heads a lil lean of recent

theres 24 convict hours in a day btw

>>151270109
this is /cric/
you can just say >hours

GA tickets for tool for both nights, happier than a middle-aged pig in shit rn

what happened to WA, they were bossing everything a few years back and now they're shit?

>>151270006
he really wants to be
>ynr sebshit pretending to be white for years to hide his jeetness

>Piers Morgan apologises to Alastair Cook for '38 weasel references'
lel

No sympathy for bnob being diddled by his dad he deserved it. Must have been a right cunt of a child.

seen tool twice
not bragging or anything
just saying

>>151270639
Me too. At big day out and in 2020. You got tickets for next month?

not this time. my tally remains at 2. sad

>>151270644
kek i remember your shithouse seat lmao, remember your telescope this time lawncunt

Ungluggy uce. Im going to smoke some of the devils lettuce before it again. Not usually a smoker but very much enjoyed it last time

>>151270679
No such thing as a bad seat at a tool show my man

2002, 2011 BDO, x2 in november

my mistake, 2007

*rises for the national anthem of Bharat*

those pillows with the cooling pads are so clutch

'chabin bla x
24 hours until next 'sco
https://youtu.be/NaYbNOr53fM
>>151270804
x

>>151270820
Its only October

Rapid, the air begun to cool, and quite
sharply—in the short period since dinner—
as it does on many an autumn night
when April fails in muffling the Sun's fury
during his daily tear across the sky.
The walls of my new house were thin; the gap
between the front door and the porch cement
was wide, and I felt the sting of the East Wind
rubbing its Ocean-scented unguent
over the irritated scab of Earth
I live atop of, as it seeped into,
and throughout every bit of the living-room.
I might've born the chill a bit better
were I not already down to my undies.

>>151270357
each year the influence of langer fades more and more

watching some haka compilations on youtube. only one word: "wow"

okay garmin, play Best Basketball Haka ever? | NZL vs USA | #FIBAWC 2014

>>151271067

Their Haka is giving me a message.

No matter how good their enemies are, they resolve to fight until the end.

remember that ronaldo literally raped a woman? mad how I am the only one that does

>>151270477
Take your meds, seriously. Nobody knows who ‘Bob’ is, it’s literally just a character in your mind who you’re seething about.

cigarettes are healthy and well tolerated

up way past my bedtime

>>151271677
Really want to try zynn I've had snus before and it was cool. I like having the odd dart or cigar.

sounding like a 14 year old lad

literally says smoking kills on the side of the box but anon on /cric/ must be right

>>151271820
>2025
>Not smoking cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped, or both?

>b-but it can kill you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addictive!!!

It's not, as long as you aren't underage and you can smoke in moderation.

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack everyday, you fucking peat-gavel?

Which cricket players smoke?

bard
but luckily he gets someone in the pavilion to hold his cig for a few minutes before going out to bat haha

sweaty sex with marizanne kapp or is she a dyke?

just woke up

>>151271846
Crisp

England vs Wales 1 bong and some change
who you supporting zachary

>>151273498
hes on >our side

>cummins injured
i guess there'll be an * next to our ashes win then
(* australians are gay fat and retarded)

>watching soccer
>in the year of our Lord 2025
game went donkeys years ago. Besides most of the England squad are not even English so why should I support them?

>>151274358
>Besides most of the England squad are not even English so why should I support them?
hmm yes
anyway lads, should brydon carse, dawid malan, tom curran, jason roy, and jacob bethell play for england again?

/cric/ disco t-minus 22 hours

>>151274462
>Malan, Curran, Roy
No
>Arse
Only if nobody better is available, atm there is a number of bowlers who I prefer ahead. Personally think he should go down a few mph to get a bit more swing rather than the current England set up of “muh muh zoom zoom”
>Bethell
Barely plays any cricket. Give him two years un-interrupted in the Championship and maybe then. They aren’t doing him any favours atm.

There's a new top dog in Oceania

>>151274358
>soccer
FOY

but good to see the embarrassingly unathletic welsh genetics get utterly heemed at sport as always. we probably should have won 5-0 desu

Soccer aka futbol is on the approved sports list for playing
but not for watching (games gone)

thought carrying on from Bethell. Why does Sam Hain play no FC matches for Warks?

>>151274585
>>151272038
>>151270983
>>151275275
crisp

>>151270983
alri /lit/la x

>>151274462
theyre white so its quite different

>>151264653
Corrrrrr thanks me old mucker, much obliged

>>151269737
Very much so

>>151276549
As far as I know Hain plays ever FC match he's fit for, he's been a stalwart of their team for years (thoughbeit slightly better as a whiteballsman)

friyay!
rorting hard today, finna watch baseball playoffs into windies getting smoked

>>151277901
>>151264653
crisp

get Jake '37 avg' Libby in I say

we might actually win if cummins doesn't play 2bh
>boland
he's like 38 and too similar to hazlewood (passes the eye test at least though)

>>151278089
dat casual racism

>>151278042
So true

>>151270357
the most successful run in australian domestic history has to end at some stage

literally nothing to do in Western Australia
even when there's games at Perth they have to constantly shill... uh the river
lmao. the york of Australia

>muh ashes
Poor man's Gavaskar-border

so true which is why I live in fremantle

ah yes, the 'ol 6163..reckon it's the 213 from the 90s right about now eyequeem..haaa
https://youtu.be/ZqWKzQ6Bax8

>>151278089
will be interesting to see who our backup bowlers in the squad will be
hopefully not Abbott and Bartlett

thread theme:
https://youtu.be/VRqjwAe5XYM

when it comes to boycott i do believe he wasnt an abuser with that strike rate you need to factor in all the hits he was declining to give

>>151281383
will have to think about this one

>>151277021
bethell is black mate

>>151282560
fucking lol

>>151275275
Ross Taylor scored 117

*does a siva tau*

For me? It's the sipi tau

>>151278832
https://youtu.be/Yho23Mb0n_0?si=O6gvz6ey4VEkxHH6

>>151281383
rare presence of mind to not bash her when she was asking for it. true northern grit

listening to shady nasty

made some pineapple relish during work today - shit fucking slaps

Shady Narsety

Sharty Farty

slashy narsil

>>151271925
mummy kapp

>>151285742
>>151286037

lgm

>>151285738
listened to screwdriva
is this just yunglean but 10 years late and Australian?

>>151285738
>>151286176
klassic servo core innit

>>151286176
yo who young leek be?

>>151286176
maybe a little I guess. they're actual musicians that are trained in classical and jazz, just made it eshay. I think it's interesting.

>>151286309
sounds extremely reddit

seventh listen of the geese album
no real change in feelings, it's good not great

>we
you're brown

cricket be like:
>duck
>duck
>geese
lol

Kawalpreet is delivering my uber eats order

>>151286300
incredibly average rap over half decent trap beats
but at the time it was a new sound that took off and inspired a lot of impersonators
https://youtu.be/vrQWhFysPKY

this is /cric/
you can just say >hours

>>151286300
based zoomer

>>151287156
the average batimore nigga know all that shit

cricket? not in my town

tonight's beverage of choice.

>>151287252
Based Aucklander

>>151287290
based for once

>ynr the /cric/ discord
wonder if they know zachy's mother's maiden name

>Cummins 'running out of time' as Perth D-day looms but Ashes hopes alive
>Coach Andrew McDonald said the captain has had a 'positive week' but conceded time was running short for Perth
AGHHHHHHH SAVE US PAT!!!!!
lmao they're literally NOTHING without him. already panicking

>>151287468
>'He doesn't need much' - Starc says Cummins can play off limited preparation
mogs you in your path

cric is the most faggy general on spee
how do we cope with this?

>>151287581
seen gayer

Big dick /cric/
Small cock /hoc/
It rhymes so you know it's true

>>151287581
t. never been to /afl/ and /nrl/

>>151287581
saying this when /nrl/ exists

>>151287581
of all the generals i spend time in
/heem/ is probably the most homosexual, /cric/ certainly has its moments though

>/nrl/: some guy called assposter posts zoomed in screenshots of dude's asses from the games
>/afl/: just do a lot of gay ERP
>/cric/: some brit posts about bouldering
yeah you might be right actually

i went on /afl/ once and it was just some guy posting photos of his sex doll, not for me that

>>151287648
the only gay posters in /afl/ are /nrl/ posters

why do people cough or clear their throat when they get nervous? very irritating
close your mouth

>>151287709
why do people do anything when anything? that's not for us to know.

/afl/ once had some guy post a dropbox file of hundreds of pro players dick pics, and then posted loads of them in the thread. Not only is /afl/ so gay it collected dick pics and posted them, but the players of the actual sport all sent pictures of their willies to men.

and they have the audacity to accuse anyone else of being poofters?

kek I remember that
nrl is also more famous for their players' acts with dogs instead the sport (not a sport) itself

>>151287826
if you ever go to melbourne you will understand

>uk flags wake up
>utterly btfo pozzie echo chamber delusions over breakfast
many such cases

kek

>>151287290
loading the beergun with a clip of otherside athems me

in all seriousness though, this game is 41-41 and about to go into extra time
https://www.vipbox.lc/rugby/otago-vs-waikato-1-live

>>151287648
>ass

>>151287957
it is cute that britain still thinks its the culture leader in the world
this is an american genny now, we watch more mlb than the donedred

>summer of cricket
>play windies on dec 18th then nothing until poodia on 11th jan
wheres the boxing day test
fuck this miserable country

>>151288039
go move there then

i have still LITERALLY never seen a single ball bowled in "the hundred"
and i'm proud of that

>>151288100
you make it sound so easy
its not like britain where they just let anyone in

>>151288039
>we watch more mlb than the donedred
this might actually be true now kek

fucking $12+ for ingredients to make a choc ripple biscuit dessert these days

>>151288138
not if you're a shitjeet like you

there are literally zero jeets in /cric/

Might be too early to say, but YBJ plays like 40+ centuries and 10,000+ runs guaranteed in this format.

reeks of friday fat neek in here

>>151288290
>>151288297

they did it again lads
based

>>151288342
they cant help themselves
its like putting a bucket of kfc in front of them an expecting them to resist

*be's tingling*

SEA meetup when?
literally the thinking mans continent

>>151288367
I'm thinking hanoi or vientiane, say jan?

>>151288342
I wonder how introverts do this desu - assuming they have to for cultural reasons
like imagine you had to do it in cricket with Kane Williamson leading

Ben Stokes should be doing a solo haka before the Ashes

imagine if your national pastime was dance choreography

>>151288370
hanoi is a bit shit
vientiane could be alright though

New Zealand national anthem is a banger

always found it funny that the brisbane lions team song is just a repurposed french national anthem

>>151288342
POWERFUL
BRAVE

>>151288411
prefer hoi an or DANANG if vietnam, far less ran through but still good

unless you're a hot bitch I am not going to feign interest in your boring travel stories

impossible to have boring travel stories in SEA unless you're bard

oh wow the fish ate the dead skin off your feet at a day spa? that's amazing!

>>151288342
Wife material

>>151288611
it tickled so much, ryan could barely keep his feet in! haha

Jaiswal 150
>>151288572
Om shanti Norway, orange man's gonna be pissed just like when Shri Narendra Modi binned him off when he tried the same antics

only good story I recall someone recounting were friends in brazil meeting some locals and getting on the yayo and going back to their apartment for a bit & then returning to the hostel. next day, not of sound mind decide to return to their new friends and one of them thought it was a lark to bang on the door yelling 'POLICIA! POLICIA!' classic banter wise. they flushed their stash and then open the door. Other friend who vaguely knew portugese via spanish and telling his friend to bolt is probably all that saved them as he heard their immediate plans to bring them in and off the both of them. left the country promptly.

didn't read

dudunt rud

>>151288793
ikr? the nerve claiming he diffused anything pfft
>>151288837
cri'

brb
until then
https://youtu.be/iFfKDmODZGc
x

hello

hey zach, did you ever extract that gay ring from danny's arse?

Owari Da. Japan has fallen

where are you in life?

*begs India for money*

Kek

night everybody.

But its morning here

walking to bouldering

h-h-hi ...random, gentle passersby here :))
i was told that there's a-a d-disco s-s-sesh here¿??

>>151289807
I don't wear silver

fuck i am exhausted
i work hard all week and don't have energy to enjoy the weekend
HELP ME

>>151290908
>>151290908
see >>151289348

Do Pozzies really?

certain bouldering gym in North Yorkshire has gone downhill recently

>>151290908
I also TOILED so hard this week
toilberg even called me a star

https://youtu.be/cqe-cuB0Xng
i
hereby
declare
DISCO
I
S
C
O

>>151292271
we're star stuff innhe¿
>>151292656
https://youtu.be/nrYyUc8dh6o

I am a star

†saar
https://youtu.be/7SwDVjWO8m8

based sebshit killing the entire disco gimmick
when glammylad did it it was fun and people wanted to join in. now it's like if a yank flag starts a /cric/ and someone else will instantly make an alternative
glammylad should have a quiet word desu

Got quite into chocolate stouts/porters recently
They taste disgusting enough that they are impossible to gulp fast like i normally do and end up embarrassing myself, but they taste just about nice enough for it still be a fairly enjoyable experience at the same time

if that makes any sense

don't remember anyone asking

>>151293002

https://youtu.be/lppXSL-nh7Q

Don't want to be a Yank brown noser but Sebbo was the one who started the disco gimmick

>when glammylad did it it was fun and people wanted to join in
false and false

>Adam sandler is worth 420 million
literally. wtf how
that's slightly more than 3 times my grandfather

>>151293682
https://youtu.be/SucePko-8u8
>>151293754
x

>Anglo fat neeks feel more a kinship with an Indian teetotal neek than a welshman
Good, we don't like you either

>>151293845
https://youtu.be/1LQF8npb65o

exactly 0 welshmen on /cric/

simply not true

we're a teetotal general

I must like myself a lot, because I spend a lot of time with him and nobody else

>>151294064
yeah ok bender neek
BORING

it's not boring, /cric/ is just a general where most people want to face their life face on. drinking after a certain age is womanly because, no matter your cope, you're simply running away from things

Sheffield on wall sesh on the morrow

dropped a trvthie earlier zachary >>151228825

i don't really understand
Look, I'm not like that in love with the album overall. It's an enjoyable listen, better than Dua lipa. But if anything, all the best songs on 'getting killed' are found on the 2nd half

>>151274021
so true

these cans of Jaipur are annoyingly gassy and I keep spilling them all over the floor of peng flat

>>151294434
hate that song so much
haven't heard it in a while desu. Hope I never do again

I just don't think 'not drinking' gives anyone automatic bragging rights
Those housebound texans you used to see on those documentaries, do they drink? No, they don't touch a drop
And smaller than that, the average Texan who needs a mobility device to get around. Do they drink? No
Will they be going bouldering twice in two days? Also, no

coping alcho

t.straffo

>being an alcoholic loser isn't that bad because I'm not a texan that uses a mobility device
???

not what I said at all

>>151294759
>>151294665

not what I said at all
the Australian IQ has never been one to be envied

>>151293964
https://youtu.be/HFJEH7YTbzg

all I said was I don't think 'not drinking' gives anyone automatic bragging rights
Perfectly reasonable statement

You kind of twisted my words talking about alcoholic lossers

>>151294665
so true
if certain man took the teetotalpill he'd be pushing v7 territory by now

You can make the cobras dance, but not me

sovl

>>151294957
How so?
What difference is alcohol consumption actually making to my protein synthesis? Alcohol is a drug like anything else. Caffeine, or ketamine. What you are actually trying to talk about when you talk about alcohol? Is it alcohol itself, or the shit that is chucked in with it?

'chabin bla x
tisbeenaminute innit¿

*looks at the parsiq 6mths graph*
yeah I'd be drinking to forget life too lmao

Drinking a 6 pack alone in my flat is just like drinking coffee lmao

bowen really be like
>in the peng bedsit drinking to forget about Hiba and the rest of my life but I'll climb babbys first v4 down the reddit sofa gym 10 times tomorrow so it's all fine haha

MCG

How is that something to be reviled or ridiculed
Getting on a train to do something I love
Also, it's not a bedsit and never will be

>Getting on a train to do something I love
don't think you're getting on a train to see Hiba mate but I suppose if reddit plastic rocks in a converted shoe factory is your cope go for it

>>151295122
Don't understand what this means
As of a six pack could even touch the sides

>>151295220
Are you saying ' I don't think...
Or telling me not to think that
Youre not very bright desu

>>151295081
lol

>>151295192
kino

>Melbourne Super Kings
>Royal Challengers Melbourne
>MI Sydney
>Perth Royals
>Adelaide Knight Riders
>Hobart Super Giants
yjk it's going to happen once /bbl/ is privatized

>>151295236
>signs off one of the dumbest posts in /cric/ history with 'Youre not very bright desu'
lel

Ladies, ladies. You're both retarded.

Lol, this fat neek absolutely seething, clearly has a low IQ as well, which puts his neek status in jeopardy

>gets btfo
>neek neek neek neek neek
oh dear, toys out of the pram for the plastic wall groper here

>>gets btfo
meds, then bed

>g-go to bed and leave me alone
heh mindbroke you in this little exchange and you know it bowen

I am a wageslave
But at least now I have a home I enjoy coming back to

why do you guys try to fight each other?

>>151228825
what's to 'work out'
it's a straightforward indie rock album. not that good desu. think zachy just likes it because of muh p4k

>>151295346
very creepy samefag
honestly have no idea what are you talking about
You better not try to kill me

>>151295353
Because insecure fat Anglo neeks can't tolerate big strong Welshman in their area

>sadskinnyzachyattableinjumper.jpg
>big strong Welshman

>one pic in which I don't look as hideously obese as you
>Wow I must be so weak
Lol kys ol bingo wings. Fat Anglo fucker

got him dancing to my tune (on my expensive piano) lads

No joke
God just tried to talk to me
But I have unfortunately forgotten what he just said ( I suppose thats the look that he is, and was going for)

>>151295346
he's been mindbroken since bard took the top shagger of /cric/ title
actually no, he was mindbroken when bard dropped the infamous freethinker post
oh wait no, it was when bard said he gave off serial killer vibes
kek spot the common theme

both of you should fuck off

Bards a toothpick armed midlander narcissistic neek
Too stingey to enter the kingdom of God (I have just had a message)

don't you get bored of getting drunk alone every friday night?

no, I don't
do you get bored of being a fat neek?

>>151295709
usually not till I reflect on the weekend
feels good in the moment

>no I don't
grim and quite embarrassing

What's grim and embarrassing you fat neek
Going out just isn't particularly fun
I am aware of the strength base I have ok

Daytrip to Sheffield to go bouldering is my idea of going out
Not some stinky globohomo pussy

no im not going to the work Xmas party thats on a boat
fuck no am i getting stuck with you cunts for 4 hrs

>whats grim and depressing about drinking alone every friday night?
>oh and I also hate pussy
???

>Going out just isn't particularly fun
bit weird coming from someone who goes out quite a lot

cricket?

none until the ashes
might be a competitive series with no cumo haha

>>151295929
???

/cric/ - (Anything but) Cricket
When do we get /bbl+sa20+npl/

feel sick because toil is somewhat looming

beautiful morning in the 6163
what does my day have in store for me? anything could happen

>we
'''''''''we''''''''' get pointed to reply #1 ITT

Sitting in a pub just isn't that fun
When I go bouldering in Sheffield, that's where the fun happens

https://youtu.be/kjxsaFB5svA?si=FMxZpmjwVBB_f6Vp

are bangbros just afghan bunnies these days?

looking out of the window now can confirm it's also a beautiful morning north of the river

star jasmine finally growing, geraldton wax and callistemons flowering nicely. garden looking quite nice

So the 6163 won't let me be. Or let me be me, so let me see. They tried to shut me down on CATV But it feels so empty without me

not a single thing beautiful about the n*rthern suburbs I'm sorry to say

>Trinidad
>Getting Killed
>Bow Down
then delete the rest of the album and it's a solid 8.5/10

have to agree a lot of filler between some genuine high points

imagine trying to sound like radiohead
grim

getting warmer, time to crack out the linen shorts

I think there is a massive genetic component to grip strength
20mm max hangs is limited as to what difference it can actually make

>>151296164
long island city here I come, taxes, husbands are literally the three best songs

there's a genetic component to all sports
that's why, in terms of rankings nations in athletic ability, the welsh are at the bottom near jeets

And if my loneliest should stay
Some are holiest that way

everything north of the reid highway, sure
about to take the bike round the corner for a 'fee and then have a walk through the farmer's market so reckon it's not too bad
also had no idea there was an Aus v India ODI series coming up, haven't heard anything about it but at the same time bit fatigued of that fixture after last summer, really is nothing until the Ashes

The ex is now doing a postdoc in Denmark
So at least I won't have to worry about having to come across that 0.25 pull-up max neek ever again

>>151296138
Based star jasmine appreciator.
The smell of summer that is.

The ex is now doing a postdoc in Denmark
So at least I won't have to worry about coming across that 0.25 pull-up max whiney bitch ever again

don't even know what reid highway is and don't care to look will not catch me crossing the river

watched a youtube video last night about /mu/ going on a quest over some dogshit band because a guy found an ep in a hock shop bin and couldn't find any online history of the band
summed up that board and the filth that would congregate there perfectly

Bouldering on Sunday on the cards

>bouldering
>neek
>bouldering
>neek
>bouldering
>neek

https://youtu.be/u_4wYgCTIGQ?si=o7OU7P3P7AAzOyJT

>He was 16 when he wrote this
Brb going to Camberwell’s finest rope emporium anyone want anything i.e a rope

Been reading a book about the Russian military
Overall, it's not looking good for NATO

I think this could be the hottest winter on record

The Russian military has seemingly unlimited resources
It's a bit like, if I asked my mum for more money, if I had a mere 20k left in my bank account

off to the squash courts

>>151290614
Jai Shri Scrumptious (minus the olives)
>>151296219
Check the Midtbo vid on this
>>151297210
Would turn you into mush if you ever dared to step on court with me

>>151297330
Which midtbo vid, sanjeev

I have welsh roots. But enough about last night with zachys mum

GOTTEM

It's almost getting cold
But I won't be turning the heating on, because I am not a working class barbarian

>>151297358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4IK1LGJplI
Tldw: he's got bigger forearm arteries than you ol' sixhead

>Magnus can do 30 pull-ups
>I can do 27

>>151297626
Also indian fatty, at what point in this video does he talk about the general human ability to be able to improve their grip strength

Thinking about the ex in Denmark getting plowed by big Scandinavian cock

>>151298259
What's his name mate

*does a 'mum just bought kfc for tea' haka*

based mumza anointing cricket season satrted

Reminder Domoto is the best Geese Song
3d county>getting killed

Reminder Domoto is the best Geese Song
3d country>getting killed

My bed is almost too comfy
My mum wasn't wrong when she swore by 100% cotton (no polyester mix) sheets

ok alan partridge

a lot riding on the perth test.

>>151296541
.....yh

>>151303687
>>151303687
>>151303687
>>151303687