Thread 151230122

EURO U21 QUALIFICATION
>Friday, October 10 2025
18:15 Italy U21 - Sweden U21

>Tuesday, October 14 2025
18:15 Italy U21 - Armenia U21

WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION
>Saturday, October 11 2025
20:45 Estonia - Italy

>Tuesday, October 14 2025
20:45 Italy - Israel

Remember that there is nothing comfy about international breaks, to take your meds, not post if you're from a third world country, keep it comfy, crusty and smelly.

negru

Weston McKennie

What fragnance do /seriea/ kings wear?

nihao

>>151230484
Eww de Mapei

Horto Livorni

>>151230484
Sweat

>>151230484
Bruno Banani

>>151230484
Rapture.

Picture, if you will, a scent that encompasses the very spirit of ambition—the sweat of a man's brow, forged through toil and unwavering resolve. This cologne whispers tales of industry, with the smoky essence of iron and steel, echoing the clang of progress, a testament to creation from chaos.

At its forefront, the brisk bite of citrus slices through the air, invigorating like the first light of dawn breaking upon the submerged horizon. It tantalizes the senses, promising opportunity and the thrill of enterprise.

Yet, deeper still lies the heart of this fragrance, a rich tapestry of aged cedar and robust tobacco, woven together as finely as a well-crafted argument. It speaks of late-night debates in smoky lounges, where vision and ambition collide, thrumming with the pulse of possibility.

As it settles, one finds the grounded warmth of leather and musk, embodying the very essence of man—the sweat, the struggle, the triumph. This scent is not merely an accessory; it is a declaration, an anthem of the self-made.

In every inhalation, one is reminded: “Man chooses, a slave obeys.”

“I am Andrew Rallegri, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his defenders? 'No,' says the man in Napels, 'it belongs to the poor.' 'No,' says the man in Rome, 'it belongs to Er Sistema.' 'No,' says the man in Milan, 'it belongs to the referees.' I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose… Juventus. A club where the artist would not fear the censor. Where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality. Where the great would not be constrained by the small. And with the sweat of your brow, Juventus can become your club as well.”

Alan Wake 2 is up on PS+.

neuken in die keuken

>>151240439
Not a fan of it myself, but maybe I’ve just never tried it in a keuken with the countertop at a better height, or girl of a more compatible one.

Although it wasn’t neuken in the strict sense, the memory of putting a quiche in the oven and lifting a girl who wore nothing but one of my South African rugby shirts on top of the table and eating her [redacted] right there as the quiche cooked remains one of my core formative memories.

>>151240639
For me its hugging her from behind as she's keukening and kissing her neck, while gently rubbing her [redacted] with one hand and grabbing one of her [redacted] with the other. When she's wet enough I'll grab a handful of her [redacted] and bend her forward over the sink/counter, pull down her pants and take her from behind. Keuken is just an elite place to have sexo

PIOLI OUT

RIP Pietralata ricci...

>>151230484
Currently using Valentino Roma.

Salisbros!

hope the italian bvll will destroy the big noses

Can Fred Grim fix Ajax?

Why do we need constant breaks in the season with international break. Couldn’t they just have gotten it all out of the way the last international break?

its tummy tuesday

>>151242124
WOW! So many FINE people are saying it’s “Tummy Tuesday” today! Everyone loves tummy tuesday! They’re all saying it’s the best! We’re talking about the greatest tummies, tight and soft ones, folks! Honestly, the BEST day if you ask me! Let’s keep it going!

Under the new coach Baldini, Italy u21 trains in a remarkable way: with an eye patch on.

>>151243157
Does this retard understand how difficult it is to anticipate and trap the ball when you have no depth perception?

>>151243157
>>151243178

truth is, he's doing it after playing too much metal gear solid

If he were a Kojima character, Baldini would actually be bald

>>151243207
Wait... so what does it when when Gray Fox is known as Deepthroat..?

>>151243223
Meet me in the toilets of ROCCO.B.COMMISSO VIOLA PARK cosplaying Joe Barone and I'll show you, directly :)

>>151243157
what does that improve
>>151243178
well.if they succeed that would be good

PIOLI OUT

>>151243157
Stop iracychads keep winning

>Gattuso: "I called Cannavaro and said to him: how fcking lucky you are, putting on gel and perfume and going to the World Cup while I'm here in the trenches!."
Battlefield 1 reference

>Caledonian bvlls dominating Serie A
>Caledonian bvll dominating Fantacalcio
Oof

>>151243637
Damm, it's going to be another fight to not get Relegated for me

I delayed mercato too much and forgot to make a team even :)

>>151243178
There’s no such thing in the world as absolute reality. Most of what they call real is actually fiction; what you think you see is only as real as your brain tells you it is.

>>151230122 (OP)
Kino

>>151243157
Hopefully he starts to wear one and someone beats him to death from his blind side

>>151243637
>LIDL Calcio out of the European spots
grim

>>151244609
This is El Shaarawy's gf btw

Please tune in for my Alan Wake 2 stream

>Clara Matéo
>Daphne Corboz
some of those names are pure sexo

>>151245081
>Daphne Corboz
Cute and smol

>>151230122 (OP)
Reminder to wash your gummi bears before consumption, phonefagging destroys your soul, drink a lot of water and stay Hungarian saucepilled (formerly
[redacted] sauce)

>>151245298
w-w-what is on the gummibear surface?

J-girlz beat the Portugese putas!

>>151243157
I thought we were Stopping piracy what the fuck fras!!!

>>151245636
it's part of the piracy shield

Solve the murder of calcio

>>151244609
>>151244615
Holy kek

« THE PROBLEM WITH ZAÏRE-EMERY IS THAT EVEN MAYULU HAS SURPASSED HIM IN THE ROTATION! »

For Dave Appadoo, Warren Zaïre-Emery is starting from even further back to regain a spot at PSG and in the French National Team.

ARE YOU IN AGREEMENT WITH HIM?

>>151243637
I genuinely haven’t even logged in since the first matchday. My genius and foresight is almost frightening.

>>151247403
Extremely Jj-coded signing dunno if he is actually still good though

>>151245298
>Reminder to wash your gummi bears before consumption
Cassano forgot once and contracted a bacterial infection that caused him to lose so much weight he went back to playing for Italy

Deluxe Edition upgrade on sale? bought it, mate

I wish I was Enrico Lotito tbf

5 days until Armor Kang

What has Smacklips Jr. even been up to these days?

>>151254955
Mito

>>151254965
Maranza bros.. not like this

>>151254957
bro hasn't uninstalled yet???

Is this a publicity stunt? These Italian club presidents are getting younger and younger

>>151255188
would

>>151255188
MY president :)

>>151255188
>bilionaire's daughter

>>151255188
More likely a middleman (or middle woman, in the homosexual-speaking countries) to cover the shady business when the club goes under

Is Kone better than Thuram and why

>>151255188
>that face
>23

I prefer really not to speak

>>151255188
she lurks here and admires ternananon
it came to me in a dream

>>151255261
Who's the one posting ai furry slop? Yeah that's what I thought

>>151255188
Kino jersey though Ternana has.

>rabiot
Equino imbvfalito

>Sportmediaset: “Matias #Soulè vuole giocare il mondiale. Se l’Argentina dovesse continuare a non convocarlo il giocatore della #Roma penserebbe seriamente ad accettare la chiamata dell’Italia. L’ex #Juventus infatti è convocabile da Gennaro #Gattuso”.
The Italian NT is gonna start using Argie rejects lmfao, che finaccia

>>151255696
The passport printing council at Appiano Gentile is providing the papers though, so it's technically illegal but not outrageous

>>151230122 (OP)
I miss teletext

>>151255696
he will be so good. argies are dumb not using him

>Italy NT becomes a dumping ground for despicable mercenaries with passports signed in injury time
>the only ones who believe in the team are interfags
it'll never cease to be entertaining

Which way /seriea/ Mercenaries or homegrown ngubbus ?

>>151256190
Mercenary ngubus, with France it worked very well when you look at Olise

Homegrown ngubbio's

>>151256231
i think i saw this sweatshop on a chaturbate page

>Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is getting a big update with a new environment, bosses, and more!
>Update details were shared after Expedition 33 cleared 5 million sales

>>151256298
update? DLC? just make a new game, nigga

An Eljero Elia enters on a Dutch motorway...

>>151255320
The only professional club in Italy to have the red & green combo

>>151256298
ETA? Might just hold off buying it until this update is up

>>151255696
I wish, Soulè would be a starter imho

>>151243157
Captain Tsubasa training tier

the only thing I remember from the Captain Tsubasa cartoon is that there was an episode with Barcelona and Rivaldo

Are they really so broke that they're playing a friendly in Libya without all the internationals?

honest to God, I would not play football in Libya if someone paid me to do it

>>151256616
ndrangheta needs their money back, please understand

is the international break over yet?

>>151256857
You VILL watch Ngubinho Caucciù da Silva play for the Azzurri and you VILL enjoy it

Thiago Motta 2.0 to juventus in november. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.

Genuinely impressed by Pioli managing to get viola into a relegation battle so fast.

>>151257130
two more hippie bracelets

>>151256667

Yes please send money help I am but poor Calabrian boy stuck in Jew and negro infested Michigan

>>151257179
Visit Detroit

>>151257311

Nigga this ain’t a joke.

>The CEO of Serie A on Wednesday slammed Adrien Rabiot's criticism of UEFA's decision to allow AC Milan to play a league fixture in Australia. In an interview with French newspaper Le Figaro, Rabiot, who plays his club football for Milan, called the decision by European football's governing body to allow a 'home' match against Como to be played in Perth "totally crazy".


>Speaking to reporters on the sidelines of a league meeting in Rome, Serie A boss Luigi De Siervo told Rabiot to count his money and be quiet about the decision, which gives Milan and Serie A the green light to play the February 8 fixture abroad.


>Milan's San Siro stadium is out of commission around that time because it is hosting the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics on February 6.


>"Rabiot forgets, like all players earning millions of euros, that they are paid to do something, and that is play football," said De Siervo.

>>151257393
Couldnt he just have explained the San Siro bit without wealth shaming the horse man?

>look forward all week because you get to go to the Jj training ground and meet players
>it's Gatti and Ruganoid
This is how incels are born btw

>>151257507
W-what floor are they going to?

>>151257519
in one where Napoli fans do not rob the team's players at gunpoint
it's going to take a while

>>151257519
The severed floor

>>151256857
Fra do we actually want it to be over ahah
Post Aruba's NT timestamps btw

https://www.thetimes.com/sport/football/article/netflix-champions-league-uefa-tv-rights-shake-up-bts837tf0

My slopsub's price is going to increase soon enough... De Siervo do something...

>>151257565
>Post Aruba's NT timestamps btw

>the first Expedition 33 expansion could be François related
Esquiebros!

François Modesto? Another great Jj win!

Do people in Italy care about the NT or just about their local team

>>151257809
It's based around Esquie and Lumiere apparently

>>151256857
Reminder int breaks are about to last for several more weeks in the future

>>151257910
Still kino

>>151258147
But there will be fewer breaks to make up for it.

>>151256616
Sommer, Bisseck, Acerbi, Palacios, Henriqe, Mikhi, Diuf, u23 shitter, Darmian, Bony, u23 shitter

Bored so I'm watching the Jj youngsters and God the level of technicality is so dogshit, what are they teaching in the academies

>>151258751
Youth coaches usually just spam ngubus who develop physically faster and rush the opponent to speed run their career.

Some have said: ‘The /seriea/ Venture was the most ambitious calcio scheme attempted in the 21th century…’ The Scots were the first to realise the strategic importance of the area… ” Whilst others claimed: “They were plain daft to try…

Tonight, on Top Gear:
Jeremy gets harassed by Fiocretina fans
James kidnaps his first football
And Richard gets investigated for fake plusvalenza's

There's just something about Jenna Coleman that makes me want her to bite my clavicle

Is there a serie a player that can play any position?

Maurizio Scanav-ACK!

Kenan Yildiz is the Bianconero who has played the most total minutes so far this season, a whopping 855, a full 135 more than Kelly. and Kalulu (720), who haven't missed a single second with Juve, and roughly double the minutes of the other forwards.

I wonder what Randal is up to.

>>151261815
He's been mainly injured and barely playing at Tottenham I believe

>>151261892
That is unfortunate news I wish him well

Locatelli

KEEEEEEEK

>>151262055
Video reposted by Enrico Lotito, the man in charge of Lazio's youth department, more popular for this image

Wonder if he ever fell asleep while sexing

I did, but I was 2,5 rohypnols deep and she smellt like freshly cut grass

do you admit to Pepco shopping, bros?

PIOLI OUT

So? Are you attending italy-israel, /seriea/? Last chance to get into CUM2026

Adrien Rohypnol

>>151270404
Thiago motta to la viola

Welcome to Serie A, the league where everything's made up and the rules don't matter

>>151258751
Diagonali difensive

>>151270824
JJust customers are illiterate

the positive thing about osimeme's fraudulent transfer to nabule is that it did not alter the competition at all

If your country is voting against Chat Control you're a commie

>Ilaria Salis

remember to vote, surely it will solve all of your perceived problems

DAZNbros we can't stop winning

>The Fifa president, Gianni Infantino, has suggested that the international calendar should be changed to allow World Cups to be played regularly in the winter.

>The 2034 tournament is being hosted by Saudi Arabia, where the hot summer temperatures that feature daily highs of 39C and lows of 25C, make it almost impossible to be staged in the usual June and July slot.

>Infantino, speaking at the European Football Clubs annual assembly in Rome, said talks were already under way on changing the calendar. He raised the idea of more club football being played during June in the future

Interfag through and through kek

Whatever happens I think of Inter

>>151271706
As a club, after having cleared the way for mafia infiltration in its desperate search for a sustainable budget, one of its members is now desperately trying to legitimise bad taste in football, first at national level and then internationally. Don't whinge if someone recognises this shitty club for what it is.
If you are one of those who start supporting a club just because Adriano had a shooting power of 99, there is a reason for it.

Absolum is up

>>151271706
let them talk, we talk with facts

>>151230122 (OP)
good edition

>>151271675
Based they should only host wc in richfags arab countries

>>151271948
Usually he's not reaching this hard, wondering what made him act up

>>151272117
given the current state of italian football it should be called wiretaptional break

>milan to play in perth

you got any news from ausfra???

>>151272195
Yeah he had bought flight tickets to watch Milan-Como at San Siro, rip in piss

>>151271811
Is it gud?

Just posted this clip of the Sword of Allah in the groupchat with the caption "Lost in time and space" and it made me think of you <3

Battlefield reviews? Yeah those are up mates

Battlefield 6 reviews are up

>>151270874
>>151271446

>>151272425
>>151272434
get a motel room

From the category: 'you have to make such a qualifying match a bit exciting'

Quilindschy Hartman could become the second Dutch international ever to score against a country of which all letters of the name of the country are in the name of the player, after Ruud van Nistelrooy (vs Russia, Italy & Estonia).

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms trailer is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPFRItMOgPo

we are losing to lithuania at home.

we got a danish fraud as a coach. fug

markhiev markhiev

2 quick goles and we are leading.

>>151271948
how many of inter's shares were transferred to the 'ndrangheta this month to ensure business continuity?

>>151273458
>Inter Milan President Beppe Marotta Proud to Join Executive Board of the European Football Clubs

:^)

Thursday already, can't believe /int/ is almost over

>>151272276
Good beat 'em up but seems to be a pretty shallow game overall, too bad since they managed to get many top tier artists for the ost

Also less than 21 bongs for BF6 :)

Holy fuck what happened to him

>>151273514
Funny how the webpage detailing the members of that board suddenly 404’s…

>“I told him, you’ve been criticising me for a year and a half now, ever since I arrived at Manchester United,” wrote Mkhitaryan in his book.

>“Mourinho told me I was ‘s**t’ and I just lost my temper. ‘You are the s**t. An enormous one.’

>“Mou replied: ‘Get out of here, I never want to see you again.’ During the training sessions, the coach said nothing to me, he remained at a religious level of silence, but every evening he’d send me a message via WhatsApp. ‘Miki, leave, please.’

>“The situation had become grotesque. I’d reply every time with the same copy and paste response. I will leave if I find the right team, otherwise I’ll wait for the summer. Towards the middle of January, the text changed slightly. ‘Miki, please leave, that way I can get Alexis Sanchez.’

>>151274124
>‘Miki, leave, please.’
what a pathetic bitchy way to tell a player to gtfo, "muh please" lmao

Thank you for the season

Is Thuram better than kone

>>151257507
Why does every piece of marketing force a slut into it?

>>151274580
both are giga overrated

>>151274580
Yes

>>151274606
La Buhaiola is a very important target audience

Pingu National Stadium

cam on baby italia

Como

oof

Detroid did this?

>>151275538
That's some very long Pen.s

>>151275538
We're going to Argentina our way to a WC!!!

I wouldn't go to kabul

where did they even find these kids? Natali is the only one that will make a living with football

Germano Mosconi jr. will solve it, just you watch

New OP chapter is up and it's peak

Only 4 goles meh

this is how gayreece is coping after the humiliating defeat against semi amatuer sheep herders of scotland and mactominay a post game show about......euroleague basketball

>seghetti
I mean it's even in the name, what do you expect?

>>151276083
Why do whores dress like this in public? I've got simpbait fatigue

>>151276328
Scotland has a top tier midfield but unironically

Is the /seriea/ scheme w-working?

>expand the World Cup
>even Scotland makes it
>Italy doesn't for the 3rd time in a row
Really activated your choccy digestives

>barely any young players get any first team experience
>academies seem to teach fuck all
>gigantic difficulty at producing good forwards and overall world class players
How does one fix calcio

I can't fucking shit, hopefully no cetriolone ruins my BF6 day one tomorrow

Greece and Cyprus not making it will be the ruin of /seriea/. De Siervo will personally pay with blood

>>151276475
Remove all [redacted].

Genoa FC

Currently watching "The Amateur" (starring Rachel Brosnahan)

Related to /seriea/ because Koopmeiners plays like one.

>>151276391
It s like watching Livingston or hibernian play, they are outplayed by every single opponent they play and can't even dominate Belarus, they can only score by set pieces, this is how semi amateurs progress against professional teams in domestic Cup competitions

Montenegro status?

Read a Maignan rumor

>>151276475
You can't save calcio, inaction is the Italian way

Orangeman bros our Nobel prize...

Paolo Negro as Montenegro NT manager

A cartoggi ringhiofied Shitalian NT is the biggest sqvadrone in the world, not even current juventus (generazione di giganomeni) could beat them

PIOLI OUT

>>151274580
No lol

>>151276475
As I said before, shitcan the primavera leagues and the younger selections from the U15 upwards, they're worthless and delay the athlete's cognitive development. More importantly, prevent Serie A and Serie B teams from signing more than twenty-five or thirty young players, in order to distribute talent and avoid the scourge of multi-year loans around Italy.
Young players must start gaining experience in Serie C and Serie D (with a necessary reduction in the number of professional clubs in Serie C, of course). We need to start placing importance on the football hierarchy again by restoring the possibility of offering semi-professional contracts.
What is even more necessary is to punish with demotion those clubs who use youth teams only as a means of staking false capital gains (as in the case of Napoli with the infamous Palmieri, Manzi, and Liguori) and dress up the financial statements.

>>151288473
Glowiechads keep winning

BUON GIORNO, JUVEBROS! How's Joao Mario been so far!?

>>151288705
Why not

>>151288707
You just need to play them, do you think it's a coincidence that the only two guys who has been starters since they're young are also the best two italians of the decade?
>>151288721
Current Lichsteiner would be better

>>151288734
You know who else is better than him?

>>151288707
Literally no one cares about all this shit except the poorest of poorfags, if a player is decent (so basically never in the case of shitalian players) he will play even if the whole muh sistema calcius isn't perfectly set up to not make him shit his pants, mo yamal is good not because he is good but because of le epic spanish cantera system (what system? Is making good players play in the first team a "system"?) and miretti is shit not because he's shit but because of le ebil palazzo

>>151288473
2 more weeks

I accidentally ingested some Tylenol, what do

Wtf Scotterrone looks like THAT?!?

>>151289293
guy in the middle would be perfect for working in Sportitalia's neo-Bourbon investigative studios.

>>151289293
the larping guy on the left lmao

talmbout Reddit King stance character?

>>151289293
What trying to colonise impenetrable tropical jungle does to a country

>>151289293
Imagine the awkward stuttering they will produce when they’re saying hi to their brown escort for the first time in the hotel

>>151289293
it's simple to gain young voters, you essentially designate a "far-right" party that shittalks the "conservative" party then all the young men vote for the "far-right" party and your "conservative" party can form a coalition where the "far-right" party doesn't do anything except get its votes consolidated back into the fold then after that party loses relevance for using its voters to gain power you can just prop up another "far-right" party

t. happened twice in Croatia already

There is a significant disturbance of unknown origin in the timeline
Locatelli hat trick against Estonia

La Ueda gole

BF6 is live.

>>151290407
Still a miracle how Van Persie unlocked him the way he did. Seems like a good deal at 10M now.
Will we ever see a real Dr. Zingaro for Vlahovic?

>>151290503
>almost half a milly in queue
...I'll take a liquid one and try again as soon as I'm done kek
Not sure if I want to jump into MP straight-away or play the campagin a little

>>151290503
>144000th in the queue
wtf why would Charles Michel do this

>>151290652
Campaign is MW3-tier apparently, not gud

>>151290789
To be honest none of the BF campaigns were ever good, BF3's one was decent exclusively because of the graphical leap and that flight mission (the OST was good though)

>>151290861
Uhm sweatie, Bad Company 2 literally exists

>>151290879
>>151290861
BC2, some of the BF1 and BFV (yeah, BFV) substories were cool
The rest was just fodder tbf

The NATO Secretary General? Murdered by Belgio #1

>Camerda starting
>not Jeff
gg Sweden, let's keep using the youth trams to inflate shitters transfer value for friendly agents rather than try and win

WATAYA
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>READAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN

>PLAYAN
Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound, it's really gud
>WATCHAN
Spinning Out (Netflix) and The Lowdown
>LISTENAN
Bolitics bodcasts with the elections coming up
>EATAN
Boeuf Bourguignon I made earlier in the week
>DRINKAN
Same as ever
>READAN
Book about fiscal policy and how things might look in 2030 and beyond
>FAPPAN
I found this Dutch VA that makes incredible audios that you just lose yourself in
>FEELAN
Relieved, had some job interviews this week that went well. So I'm expecting to hear back from them.

>Swedish U21 GK hair
Ducci you've found your match

>Owusu-Oduro; Read, Blokzijl, Goes, Rots; Banzuzi, Smit, Milambo; Addai, Van Bergen, Poku.
Why is Banzuzi (#8) so smug?

>>151291091
WATAYA

>PLAYAN
Finished RE4 remake again and I can't motivate myself to start anything else. Struggling with a cold all week long doesn't help
>WATCHAN
Been on a huge 60s spy kino this week.
>LISTENAN
Nothing really
>EATAN
Soup, potato mash, pork roast and XXL cornetto pack from lidl
>DRINKAN
water
>READAN
Serie B fixtures and results
>FAPPAN
None funnily enough
>FEELAN
Pretty shit overall, starting job hunting after this weekend passes.

>>151276475
Domestic player quotas and import tarrifs/trimonthly taxes on foreign players

>just
here's the 20 yo swedish kid I was telling you about

Como baby talentoi Addai just injured his hamstring

how is Camarda always late lmao

yearning for the Nations League

Palestra is pure distilled bangsbo

>Lewis Cherubs
ffs one kid with a working foot out of 11, is it too much to ask?

milan dna on that dive

lol, wouldn't be awarded even in a Juventus - Pisa match

>>151288707
>espanyol benchwarmer
>riomma third stringer
>sassuolo third stringer
>lecce benchwarmer

Wtf I just got sniped by Assad on BF6

what kind of coaching resume does Barzagli have exactly?

PISILLI hehe

>>151291522
got dem fiocretina fags assmad so that's already worth a coverciano bachelor degree

the swedish defence it's comical, it's the 5th time the left Piselli free to flop around

>>151291493
Play the campaign at the hardest difficulty and take a look at the AI, lmao
Played one TDM in Saints Quarter and it looks like a decent small map desu

if they gave the players an eye patch during the senior team training sessions could they score 15 goals through the weekend without conceding 14?

Mane and Chiarodia are what Scalvini was foretold to be, that is until they also rupture their crusaders of course.

che toro the bissteak

>Ekator has been benched by Colombo most season so far
is the Genoa negru retarded?

>>151292025
>Colombus played football for Genoa is what he did. He is a brave Italian striker! And in this general, Lawrence Columbus is a hero. End of story!

>>151291049
Warra defeat with GODmarda starting

>>151291049
>>151291226
>>151291472
>>151291474
>>151291501
Kekekekekekekekekek poorfags are TERRIFIED at the thought of allegrified camarda next season

>>151292249
Camerda already has his hair cut short, I don't know if Allnegru will be able to give him any more advice

Calcio /ck/ idea: Asiago Motta

not one tiny bit surprised the mongoloid rates camerda, keep watching his highlights and let me know

ynr theo merdendez

>>151292440
Not sure if his fragile hair will survive getting highlights tbqh

>>151292586
Why are his nose and ears so goblin-like?

>>151292586
Canorwooda

Why are poorfags seething at a 17 year old?

Literally older than me

Exposedto is balding too btw

Intrasting

>Nkuku is above our Randal in the French ngubu caste system
very grim

COS'HAI DETTO STRONZO

Who is the Sébastien Lecornu of calcio?

>>151294011
Cherubini

>>151294116
Vgh... grimolli-posting just doesn't hit the same as comfy bonko-posting

KWAB (kek what a Belgian)

Why are yuropean qualifiers so strange dude
>have a bunch of teams outside of your geographical zone
>include a bunch of made up teams that are not even countries
>some groups have 4 teams other 6
>some teams qualify because of some random nation league ranking
>second round matches are determined by some gypsy witchcraft method
???

Mo Belgian is a real identity

>Belgio flag is just the German flag transposed

B = G^T

>Iceland - Ukraine
xGsisters...

>sweden
lol
LOL

>>151294839
>they hired our sleeper agent as manager
kek

>>151294867
weird how hes supposedly completely autistic as a manager when he seemed like a regular dude as a player
just like william kvist

>John Dal Tomasson is the all-time top scorer for Denmark and is currently the national team coach of Sweden. But this weekend he was just a linesman at a match of his son in the u14 of Dutch amateur club Barendrecht. Wonderful!
Dad kino

jon dahl tomasson? bbilan dna

Jon Dahl Tomasson? Faced Paolo Negro

It's time to stop posting
https://youtu.be/_YVj65Z5a4E

John Doe Tomasson

/tv/ idea: Ghostbusters but it's about busting Gravina and the rest of the Interigentsia

/tv/ idea: Ghostbusters but it's about busting Koopmeiners out of the Jj midfield whenever he's starting

Currently in an italian city paying waay too much for a messina beer

>>151295177
That would be the prequel because Gravina is making him start for Jj

/tv/ idea: Ghostbusters but it's about busting Inter’s printed title & Mutari’s ghost goal

Former Juventus baby talento Comenencia scored in Curacao's win against Jamaica!

>>151297411
I rated it

Campaign was one set-piece after a tech demo showing some cool effects alternated with all kind of clichés but it wasn't as horrible as they made it sound
If it had *any* kind of enemy AI it'd be a solid 6. Barely felt any obstacle on Veteran

Will Moist & Retegay start today?

>>151305471
If this had been a Gio video, under the pot there would have been a double cheesecake with the highest diabetes density in the polsci faculty

>>151305574
What’s a double cheesecake?

Sportweek's page is on Yildiz, I stole one mag and put it in my historic J cabinet lol
Hope it doesn't age bad

/ck/idea quattro formaggi torta

>>151305797
been there, done that

>>151305808
Damm

>>151305797
talking about weird food, I'm eating Caponèt at lunch :D

>>151291493
>Bashar al-Assad now lives quietly in a luxury tower in Moscow, reportedly addicted to spending long hours playing online video games, according to Die Zeit.
Huh... intrasting

today we are all jews

>>151305912
Enjoy fra

For me, it's Dio Manimarco against fake cripple Jhondoe74

>>151243157
for what porpoise though?

>>151305929
I wonder which ending he liked more in Expedition 33

Not even a footfag but I once again dreamt about Lune's feet during my afternoon nap

>>151306064
Even if Norway lose against our greatest ally and >we beat them they'll still finish top on goal difference. Estonia aren't going to take points off them.

>>151308070
Don't care, I still have utmost faith that Estonia can take points away (tonight)
CAM ON ESTONIA

>The Jdentita Foundation have signed intentions to sue FIGC prosecutor Giuseppe Chinè: "He must explain why he so stubbornly persecutes Juve. Next step? We will request the revocation of the 2005-2006 Scudetto from Inter".
Well well well, would you look at that

>>151308070
how? if italy win out and norway lose to judea and us, doesnt that mean we top the group? or am i retard

>>151308445
Good luck for that to happen lmfao, Italy going 4/4 and Norway going 1/3 is insanely unlikely

>>151308445
Literally who is going to take points from Norway in this group of foam lmao

>>151308476
it was revealed to me in a dream

Haaland cuore italiano

>>151308543
we hebben een serieus dreameer

PIOLI OUT

Surely missing 3 WC's in a row will bring a shake up to the FIGC right? Surely the people in charge won't hold hands above eachother's heads.

>>151308624
Gravonoid is the Lecornu of Italian footy politics, in every sense

>>151308624
How can you blame it on the poor FIGC you monster, iracy and kids not playing in the streets are the real problems

Who is the Lucumi of the French government?

Antonio Nusa gole

>>151308624
And what would that shake-up achieve? Unless there's a breeding programme in Italy the quality of baby talento's isn't just going to magically improve.

>>151308831
Everything depends on the quality of the academies and the introduction of youth players in professional footie, thinking that the problem are the kids and teenagers themselves is straight up stupid

>>151308831
Perhaps, for once, FIGC will be led by people whose priority is not to rescue Italian clubs sinking in hundreds of milli0n5 of debt

>>151308831
It's still a country of 60 million people with a top-5 league in Europe (somehow). Just by sheer force of numbers they should be able to make it over your Croatia's, Switzerland's, Austria's and Belgium's.

That's institutional levels of failing and since it would be 3x in a row you can't blame in on a poor group draw either.

Winning the Euro's is looking more and more like the inciddent instead of the inverse.

>>151308831
Interesting post. Let's take a look at the club you support

Today I feel norwegian

These guys got Haaland and the best Italy has is Retegui and Kean, Italy doesn't even have a good defence anymore kek

>>151309031
There's literally 3 countries with good strikers these days

That's right.

>>151308912
This idea that there are dozens of young talentos not given a chance by dinosaur coaches is just something I don't buy into. The talent is either there or it isn't. I mean you could implement an Italian quota again so Udinese are forced to play Marco Mozzarell' from the academy instead of Jean-Claude Ndungo.

>>151309031
>Italy doesn't even have a good defence anymore
And if by chance it does, sleeper agent Lock-a-telly will be there to thwart the efforts

>>151309077
That is, again, very stupid. The one best player in the NT is Donnarumma by far, and unsuprisingly enough, he started getting minutes at a very young age. There is talent at the youth level, it has been shown quite a few times in the past years, but if the country's mentality is to never allow young players to get minutes because they might make mistakes, then it won't improve.
If Italy barely has any world class academies (if any at all) and doesn't let young players gain experience, then what the fuck are these players supposed to do? Be born with Messi-tier skill? I don't understand your point.

>>151309259
>Italy barely has any world class academies (if any at all)
We have Atalanta's, Roma's, Milan's was very good too up until Bianchessi was there, Juventus' is getting better too. But the problems remain the same: talent is poorly distributed, our football pyramid is leaking from all sides and tiers, young players are loaned out for several years to clubs around Italy that couldn't care less about them, not to mention the biased application of sporting regulations, as sporting justice facilitates fraud and, as a result, the exploitation of young players as capital gains fodder.

>>151309259
Donnarumma got minutes because he was good enough. So did players like Tonalus. You say there's talent at youth level but I don't really see it. The idea that you just have to play these guys and they'll suddenly turn into the next Vieri or Totti is for the birds imo.

>>151309415
The talent is there, you just need to know how to mentor it and leverage it without going around handing out freshly printed passports

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

So which crime syndicate fixed the Norway matches for betting purposes? Because you are retarded if you think this and 11-1 is legitimate, has nothing to do with the fact >we suck ass which I admit.

>>151309490
Haaland is just raping their defence, the two benuldies was because he shot them like shit. The pissraeli defenders lose all their duels in strenght so they get shitty rebounds that makes them score own goals.
Pressing and having strong players is paying off heh.

>>151309490
Er Slottet

we won't qualify for the World Cup and it's a good thing

>>151309601
If only Espositus and Koleosho had the same minutes as Haaland, they'd be just as good.

>>151309490
I will never not laugh at the world "autogol"

How about another round of wiretaps and Calciopoli to fix Italian football?
It worked like a charm last time :^)

>>151309760
Nah, he's on another category, genetic freak like Bale.

>>151309760
>>151309415
There's always going to be early-bloomers are talento's so big that they will succeed no matter the hurdles placed in their path.

The point is to nurture the ones a step below or those that will grow into it later so that they have a path towards top-level football.

Nurture THIS

Negrus out there be drooling over that bunda, but ain't no way me and my Khazaribros aren't seeing those real mosquito bite moments on her chest

>Pastoni centre centreback
>Dimerdenzo
not watching

>>151310430
Please watch my Cyberpunk 2077 stream

Poor little Italy mogged by the BNC

>>151309490
I have to admit this goal does look highly suspicious.

>>151310586
no you have to believe that Germany playing in 11 against 10 with Luxemburg at home for 70 minutes and winning 4-0 is a perfectly normal result, just like the Israeli gk turning a harmless Tonali cross into a goal with 5 minutes left is normal. You have to be born this morning to not spot the weird shit going on in these qualifiers.

im pissed i didnt foresee the estonia game

i could have shouted in the ground for interkings and more grinta from italy

Why doesnt he start Palestra on RB and Cambiaso on LB?

>dutch refereeing team
AHHHHHH

>>151310957
Fun fact: Joey Kooij isn't allowed to referee Pisa games because he's Calvin Stengs' broter in law.

Even more fun fact: they're both dating the daughters of Frank de Boer

>>151310998
How could a fourth official rig games theoretically speaking? Add too much or too little extra time? Not allow a sub on during a corner?

>>151311092
By saying things that happened were more aggresive than they actually were when te ref wasn't looking.

4th officials are higher in the heirarchy than the line-referees.

And in the memedivisie Kooij is a regular referee too, wasn't allowed to ref Feyenoord games when Stengs was with them.

Real /seriea/ negrus watch Zingaria vs Subhumania

>>151311134
>4th officials are higher in the heirarchy than the line-referees.
Interesting, I thought they were the lowest rank.
>By saying things that happened were more aggresive than they actually were when te ref wasn't looking.
Nowadays theyd use VAR though id assume.

Hideo Kooijima

Duccio, do you still listen to The Rest is History? Suggest you listen to the episode on Enoch Powell, I don't know how much you know about him already but its a fascinating listen.

(This is related to /seriea/ as Enoch Powell has the same surname as former Man Utd midfielder Nick Powell and as we know Italian defensive supremo Matthew Darmianus played for Man Utd)

Hideo Coopjima

>>151311641
I'm still way back in the episodes about the Norman conquest of Britain.

So many podcasts out there, folks! It’s unbelievable! We’re listening to so many podcasts that many people are saying it's too much! Just PODCASTS everywhere—too many for anyone to listen to. Remember when a podcast was something special? Now it’s like everyone is doing it—sad! We're going to listen. We're going to listen so much, we're going to be so sick and tired of listen, you're going to come to me and go, 'Please, please, we can't listen to any more podcasts!

>—
>—

Forza Estonia

Wait wait wait.... today is the gypsy owl?! viber finna crash tonight

how will italy manage to fuck this one up?

>it's called the cock arena
nice chorus though, based.

this starting XI is so unbalanced and retarded, you can't score enough goals anyway why risk losing 1-0 on a counter?

>Illegal kick off
Lmao

We dem Moise Boys

MOIST

based kean

Based Moist

ok we only need 20 moar

>>151312079
and thats a good thing

>>151312079
filtered

>Moist ded
Please no

kean ded

La Viola status?

when was the last time >we had a decent corner kick? Euro 21?

>>151312287
relegated in early march (again)

>Moist revived
Based

>>151312301
That's a shame, the new Fiorentina copypasta (and its derivatices) is my favourite one in a long long time

refball

>Kean ded ded
AHHHHHHHH MY FANTA

pew pew time

>Moist unironically dead
It's ogre

>esposito
LITERALLY who

Sebastian Expose a toe

>>151312377
future lazio player

Palumets gentille Palumets
Palumets je te palumetrai

The Esposito family is the type of people that prefer Monster Hunter Wilds over Monster Hunter World

Someone tell the little bear to attack the backpost

Eitaro ito

Exposed ito

who scored?

that short corner was a joke

>Finally boot it in with a proper corner after 999 short meme corners
>Finally create a dangerous play

Sebastian Expo2015

is it too much to ask for 1 good Korner kick every 20?

The Montreal expos(ito)

jesus wtf is di merdenzo doing

>>151312629
What he always does

benny hill defending

I thought you were commenting the U23, what the hell do you mean we're playing again?

always era in the current year

RIGORE PAA NAZIONALE

nice dive

era

Diane Keat-ACK

Robbenesque

How many more penalties are they going to let him take before realizing he's not a good penalty taker?

good save 2bh

>meme run up
We live in a generation of faggots who don't know that they need to actually shoot with power

I KNEW IT AS SOON AS HE DID THE FRED FLINTSTONE TOE TAPPING RUN UP LIKE ZAZA

what a joke era and classic arabia era.

reteguy out

wasn't even that close to the corner

lorenzo and dimarco neither cant defend.

suicide playing them both

>Di merdenzo
Imagine a NT with decent players

what does it feel like to have Calafiori hold your face and look in your eyes? From a purely calcio perspective ofc

>>151312784
That his knees are about to explode

Karl Hein Goldanigga

You now remember Gasp is Roma coach

Retegay redemption

nice gole

dima with second assist

is Retegui going bald?

Retegol redeemed

Why is he throwing gang signs

>>151312895
in what world is that a Dimarco assist??

>>151312930
second assist for the gole. he crossed it for orsolinus

>>151312896
Not everyone has Gattuso's hairline

>>151312930
I think he meant the cross into little bear

has Toenail bet on X? He's been trying to fuck up every touch

>>151312995
Heavily rumored to come to Jj, his enshittification process has begun

Arda Gooner gole

Estonian number 8 looks like Fagioli without moles and cuckoldry

Barella, Tonali, and Locatelli walk into a bar.

Barella orders an espresso, Tonali gets a negroni, and Locatelli asks for water.

The bartender raises an eyebrow and says:

"What, no long shots tonight?"

splash

pozzedzitto reminds me a bit of a younger putin

barellino too invisible. barello-espo axel needs to work better

>>151313162
shit happens when you get carded before the 87th minute for the second time in five years

Sub Couliflower off before his knees self detonate

>>151313345
No.

Don't let the trailing -a fool you, /seriea/ is a decidedly anti-Arsenal thread.

Zingarosis.... not like this

>>151313426
Who is the serie ass colony in eplel? Newcastle with toenail? City with dollar?

>>151313511
West ham

>>151313692
>>151313692
>>151313692
>>151313692
NEW

>>151313511
for me, its the league tarnishing refs

MilanLab brightest gem Donnarumma