Thread 151246682

IN THE NEWS:

Coach O spotted at Grambling, rumors swirl of potential interview or booty call
Hulu pulls out of UNC documentary, cites advice from Coach O to always pull out
Sarkesian says culture of kwabass not an issue for recent slide, Coach O says “kwab” when asked about manning outside of Grambling dormitory
Bowl projections begin, again

Another huge day for college football

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Coach Primate

Total reffie death

Its over taco bros

I don't think he has much longer..

>>151246741
Looks like Jim Cornette yelling at a WWF reffie ngl

coach primeoid

>>151246786
>scrub tier
Paying off a whore to entrap your monkey HC
>pro tier
Poisoning your monkey HC

>>151246714
use your main

>>151246743
>our logo is pretty recognizable, what can we do to make it better? we need an edge to get us over the SEC schools in our state
>make it look like the goatse guy pulling his asshole open so his colon can fall out
>brilliant
They need to fire whoever approved this. Taco tech is now buttrose tech.

Why's this cunny brat all over my social media?

Coach Violent Monkey Black who's gonna use his poor health as a result of a lifestyle of no self control to abandon the program he exploited to get his kids into the nfl even though they suck

>>151246859
Looks like the cunny off witcher

This Week's Games:

OSU @ Illinois 12:00 PM EST
Alabama @ Missouri 12:00 PM EST
Oklahoma vs. Texas 3:30 PM EST
Indiana @ Oregon 3:30 PM EST
Florida @ Texas A&M 7:00 PM EST
Georgia @ Auburn 7:00 PM EST

>>151246950
>>151246974
of these i betted
OSU -14.5
Mizzou +3.5
OU +3.5
Indiana +9.5

>>151247006
Mizzou's gettin smoked, they havent played anybody and are fighting for stat lines with Bama.

>>151247045
quite possible but bama shittng their pants is in the cards and money is moving on mizzou
line is 2.5 now if you are sure of it

>>151247085
Bama has played much higher competition so far than Mizzou is what I see. Mizzou hasn't played anyone who's top tier.

>>151246859
The algorithm is working.

>>151247182
>betmgm
How do people not know they’re a scam by now?

>>151247258
softest us book for nba +ev prop betting by far
they limit pretty quick but got 10K out of them

>>151246714
Wow, just wow....
>>151246741
I like Elko, but the dude needs to lose some weight. At the very least he needs to burp during a game. I want a Bret Bielema esque webm.

>>151247294
just imagine hes making a bunch of short angry burps here

>>151246743
Non-Tech fans don’t realize how much better the old logo looks than the beveled one they’ve until they’ve seen how it looks on uniforms and fan gear. The beveled double T looks like a cuckstamp, and is a cluttered mess from long distances. Tech returning to its flattened logo is a long time coming.

>>151247276
NBA is one thing, but their /cfb/ shit is off the hook for hooking retards and desperates.

>>151247345
Still looks like goatse.
>>151247294
>>151247332
A hunger to surpass mangino gear

>>151247350
retards and desperate people are what let other people get good lines
sports gambling is a scam though
the fact you get limited if you win and can lose everything you own if you lose

>>151247345
Immediately I agre the top looks better

>>151247369
>Hates blacks
>Hates Trump
What too many cupcakes do to a man.

>>151247429
lots of boomers hate blacks and trump
something about the way he talks makes them seethe
i enjoy it

>>151247373
Thanks for reminding me why I’m banned from every sports book in the US, but at least my Porsche is paid off.
>>151247391
Kansas didn’t deserve this caliber of coach, even if he’s too big to fit in the screenshot.

>>151247345
It looks like corporate goyslop of the current year. Stop the cope

>>151247276
Got a proton mail? Teach me your ways.

>>151246854
>make it look like the goatse guy pulling his asshole open so his colon can fall out

Not seeing it. You may need to seek help if that's what came to your mind with the "new" logo.

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>>151247561
oddshopper portfolio ev
get on every book you can in your state with bonuses
watch the youtube vids on their channel and talk to people in the ev discord
make $30-40K before books limit you to ~$6 a bet

nba is a money printer, im gonna grind my limited accounts this season since they have a mass entry tool

>>151247623
I’m in a gimped state.

>>151247673
how gimped? if you don't have access to the main books you are fucked

>>151247569
nta but now that I look at the “old” logo it just looks like a negroid pulling off the goatse maneuver and the new one looks like a spic doing the lightbulb squat

>>151247708
One of the 12 states…BTC or cash gift cards only

>>151247725
My goodness man, I’m begging you to stop watching degenerate porn every waking second of your life.

>>151247744
yeah its a no go then
offshore books are too sharp and you wont get enough action
us books are soft because Americans have too much money and always bet overs

What are the implications for /cfb/ now that streaming is pulling more eyeballs than broadcast and cable?

>>151247771
>his friends never sent him the clip of the goatse guy breaking a jar in his ass
How young are you?

>>151246916
Mateer is going to play, isn’t he?

>>151247795
I’ve heard of glass in ass, never lightbulb squat. That sounds like some weird cuck shit.

>>151247798
thats the word around the streets but if im texas i hack his arm every play
could start hawkings and see how its going and always let mateer come in
mateer is throwing in practices but coaches aren't going to release shit before this type of game

>>151247725
The fuck is wrong with your head? Touch grass.

>>151247819
Same guy shoved a lightbulb up his ass. It popped same as the jar, he cleared it out the same way. A real human bean.
>>151247791
None, nobody here pays for cable and those of >us with families don’t allow them to watch the Devil’s food. We all pirate the streams or tune in with our HAM radio equipment.

>>151246786
he's been saving those timeouts to postpone his heart attack

>>151246743
the black accents gave it a sleek distinctive look imo
now it looks like every other red and white logo out there

Y’all were talking about putting a lightbulb in your ass. I didn’t think it was possible but I want to test myself so I tried it. I managed to push the light bulb in there but when I try to pull it out it’s not coming. It feels like it’s creating a vacuum in my ass when I try to pull it out. I’m starting to panic here not sure what I should to do get this motherfucker out of my ass

>>151248299
order a couple of chipotle burritoes

Tech is starting to make the Big 12 race boring. Remove them from the equation, and genuinely you have half a dozen teams competing for the title, but now it’s like everyone has to wait for them to stop demolishing everyone until the Big 12 race can actually start.

>>151248299
ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK btw

>>151248299
Is it an old timey light bulb or a newfangled LED bulb? If it’s an old timey bulb, just relax and gently push. If it’s a new LED bulb, go to the hospital.

>>151248420
How do you have this knowledge?

>>151248367
dont worry anon. by contract, if texas loses two more games this season they gain 4 wins to their record and automatically get moved to the faggot 12 for the remainder of the season

>>151222575
>Arch_Manning_Cant_Run.mp4
Before the game and during they keep talking about how Arch was used last season with great success on running plays.
He FUCKING SUCKS at contact running. His legs go dead.
I couldn't quit laughing with how bad he was at running the ball.
He will get "injured" during the OK game and get benched.

>>151248261
Downies have freak strength, someone should try recruiting them as linebackers.

>>151248299
DO NOT PANIC. You are going to be fine bro I have had some close calls like this and it always works out if you stay cool and relax. First and foremost you are going to want to use a lubricant. Push it in a l little deeper if you need to work the lube in. See if you can spin it around but do not put much pressure on it. Then focus on relaxing and try to “poop” it out rather than pull it out.

Boomer Sooner by the way

member when Auburn thought Jackson Arnold was going to save their program?

Florida is going to beat Texas A&M. I fucking know it. The billy ride will never stop

>>151248837
im not sold on their qb reed
think he costs them a couple games and UF could be 1
UF had like 2 sacks going into the UF game so idk if Texas OL is really that bad or UF figured something out

>>151248837
I don't see it, but I'd love the faggies to take a hit.
Oct/Nov SEC is too damn dense.

>>151247182
Where's Pedo St?

>>151248261
If his name was Blaze Manning he'd be a 4* recruit with offers from every SEC school including Vanderbilt

>>151247345
It’s a shit logo, with or without beveled edges.

>>151247006
Mizzou is getting REKT. Lock it.

>>151248886
I saw a player for San Jose bullying Texas left guard (who also gave up a sack against Florida) lol

>>151249164
yeah im not sure what they do with the OU DL
meme chucking like auburn is the only thing that comes to mind

>>151248913
There's going to be a lot of fraudulent SEC teams dropping like flies over the next two months....

(LSPoo/Ole Piss/Blowklahoma/Faggies/Jawja/Tennessneed)

>>151249102
Why so mad

I see they’re copying Okie state this time around

>>151248455
It’s a mystery, or I have patients who have struggled with anal injury. No, they aren’t students. They’re homeless or poverty struck and have to endure Texas’s public mental health care system. I’ve been called down to the ER in Bryan more than once.
>are you in EPSY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fat chance look elsewhere. But, if you think I am over there, there’s a guy named Chuck who is the one decent human in that department so hit him up looking for who I may be. He might know.

>>151249661
>>mad
Do you know what that word means? Why would anyone be mad that some school they didn’t go to has a stupid logo?

>>151249792
You’re clearly mad at their logo

>>151246743
In the early 2000s, the retards in the Tech administration paid $20k to a consulting firm for the logo design on the left. Students were upset because that money could have been used for art student scholarships at a time when tuition deregulation greatly increased the cost of attendance.

>>151248886
ngl, reed's inability to hit anyone further than about 17 yd downfield, no matter how open they are, has me pretty stressed out.

>>151249767
Alright, but what the fuck is an Aggie?

rank Duke you cowards

>>151250052
>$20,000 for a sleepy-looking Yosemite Sam
I’d be upset too

>>151250181
Beats me, somebody will post the pastas soon enough. I ain't that kind of researcher.

>>151249767
Sup Matthew

>>151251660
Not the first drunkard to meet his doom in the halls of 4chan's /sp/'s /cfb/ and certainly not the last.
(￣^￣)ゞ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8AeV8Jbx6M

>>151246786
Gotta hand it to coach primate. He knew his kids were leaving and the team would be rebuilding. He could have fucked off and blamed a health issue. But here is, still at the wheel with his kids gone, the team sucking and the health issues.

>>151247182
>all bad guys except Oklahoma, Ole Meme, Taco and LSU

>>151247429
troon

>>151247182
The fact Oklahoma is that high despite their buzzsaw of a schedule is impressive.

>Texas is a 2.5 point favorite against Oklahoma.

So vegas believes John maqueer will not play then? I thought it would be Oklahoma by a touchdown at least

>>151247182
Oregon that high is questionable

>>151251998
It’s not necessarily what they believe, but what they believe the bettors believe. They just want even money on both sides.

>>151251985
i think if OU beats Texas and SC they get in at 9-3
unless they lose by 50

>>151251998
The dude had hand surgery. If he even plays, he won’t be 100%. Also you would be foolish to completely dismiss Texas with how much highly ranked talent is on that team that could suddenly have a light bulb flip on in their heads in an instant. Also, and perhaps most importantly, it’s a fucking rivalry game, and it’s ALWAYS better to be the lower ranked team in a rivalry game.

>>151252237
it was his thumb and stafford and another nfl qb both came back within 2 weeks

>>151251928
>Oklahomo
>not a bad guy

>>151252281
Mateer blew auburn’s asshole out with that broken hand after injuring it in the first quarter. He performed better after injuring it. The only thing that will keep him from performing against Texas is a dork with a clipboard not clearing him to play or someone ripping the surgery wound open.

>>151252369
texas is going to target that hand everyplay they try to run him

Loaded slate this weekend bros

>>151249690
Show the basketball one

>conference collapses
>coach and staff leave
>key players leave
>new coach is ass
>AD signs terrible NIL deal
>croots decommit
>no wins at all
>the single worst special teams in college football

Has any team had a worse stretch aside from death penalty SMU?

>>151252922
wake -2.5 free money

>>151246714
and there it is

>>151253049
kek loving the complete and utter lack of empathy in this response

UCLA and Cal desperately need to be forced back to the PAC.

>texas -1.5
>espn analytics texas 61% chance to win

>>151253174
Get fucked brokelahomo

Heh no reason to even play the game ESPN knows what they are talking about. Let’s just skip the red River shootout this year. I will save u the embarrassment

>>151252336
What’s wrong with Oklahoma?

>>151252922
Reminder that countdown beaver claimed he didn’t care about realignment and then didn’t show up this year.

>>151252651
Don’t have it but I did find the alternative logos

>>151253153
Take Stanford too

Ha Memephis higher than Texass

>>151252922
No this is a unique embarrassment for anOSU, most of the SWC teams left out of the Big-12 ended up doing fairly well the next few years (even RICE).

>>151254286
>espn pretending that 10-2 ND won't get in
lel

>>151254286
>Old Dominion
>Illinois
>Vanderbilt
They’re being really generous over there

>>151254304
They aren’t getting in. There is no fucking way. At the end of the year they will have lost all their tests. USC losing to Illinois and Illinois losing to Indiania was disastrous for notre lame. They are done this year

>>151254523
That definitely happened, right? He didn’t just make that up.

https://kick.com/fandy
The next Arch is about to be alive

>>151247373
legalization was a mistake. state legislatures are actually the worst people to put in charge of literally anything.

Feel kinda the same thing about weed, this legal weed is more expensive and also just ass quality

>>151254766
every non state pretty much has a thca store/vape on every block
haven't liked weed since i was a kid and it was seeds and stems but its odd how states handle it

>>151254766
>state legislatures are actually the worst people to put in charge of literally anything.
Don't want to get too far off topic but everyone should get to know their state representatives and local government officials. They tend to be far more accessible than you'd expect and often attend frequent public events where you can talk to them and their assistants. Do this a couple of times and you'll realize just how average and meh these people are. Not all of them are morons but some of them absolutely are. And I'm not talking about "this person is stupid because they have different values than me" crap. Some of them truly are mouth breathers and it doesn't take very long talking to them to find this out.

>>151248772
Only Hugh Freeze and his cult of nut huggers that can't admit that he's a fraud. Everyone else could see Arnold was going to be shit, just like their coach. Half of Auburn's fans are hoping Georgia wins this week so Freeze can get fired.

>>151248506
Downies now are "earning" college degrees without even being good at sports. If one can be taught how to play linebacker, they absolutely would get on some college team and have their own special on ESPN about how stunning and brave they are for equaling the intelligence of the average college student today.

>>151252922
Prairie View A&M had that 80 game losing streak after losing all their scholarships due to financial issues

>>151254855
Having local governance as opppsed to federal governance is always better. I’d rather have local farmers and former sheriffs deciding the laws I go by rather than corrupted career politicians in DC who get millions from AIPAC, lobbies, and foreign countries.

>>151255483
This desu senpaitachi

The Dukes will finish 11-1. Top 5 run game and Defense in the country. Passing is overrated btw

>>151255765
>Division I Football Bowl Subdivision Sun Belt Conference

>>151255781
>BIG10 fans would rather watch 19 consecutive punts than a single snap of Fun Belt Ball
>SEC fans would rather argue about which overrated Nepo QB Is better
>BIG12 fans would rather watch their seasons implode by the 3rd week of conference play
>ACC fans

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

I went to the Longhorns practice yesterday and WOW......... Arch is looking amazing. He is making passes even Payton couldn't make, the kid is ready for saturday
I even asked him what does he think about the game saturday

He looked at mand said'
"its PERSONAL"

HOLY SHIT.
Arch is ready

>>151255823
Taking your balls and wiring them to a 1993 Ford Taurus car battery then electrocuting you to death

>>151255823
Thats nice anon. I like seeing the diversity of fanbases in /cfb/

>>151254336
gotta hook some degenerate future bettor whale into making a play on how "hot" Illinois and Vanderbilt look, despite the fact that Indiana is about to get heemed by Ohio State this weekend and Vanderbilt will end this season 7-5.

>>151255959
Illinois is about to get heemed*
Indiana will get heemed by Ohio State in the Big Ten Championship Game

>A&M tries to buy a team
>doesn’t work
>Texas tries to buy a team
>doesn’t work
>Texas Tech tries to buy a team
>it actually works

How did they succeed where other Texas schools failed?

>>151256035
Texas starting their season against Ohio State alone is worth more as a quality opponent than all five of TTU's opponents put together.
let's wait until they get past Arizona State and BYU before we herald them as the savvy businessman team.

>>151256035
Well, Cletus, the most simple explanation is they play in a babby conference where there is no UT or OU to get in their way of spending $500 million to beat kansas

UNC suspended one of Belichick’s assistant coaches over impermissible benefits. This could be the beginning of the end if they find that Belichick himself approved it.

>>151244865
James Franklin is a solid coach. He's not overrated, because nobody thinks he's an elite coach. Thing is about him though, is that the success of Saban and to a lesser extent, Kirby Smart, has really skewed the perception of what the bar is for a good, great, elite coach is. It's REALLY fucking hard to win a natty. That's why only 3 active head coaches actually have one, and two of them have multiple. JF is a good coach, and firing him comes with the big risk of hiring someone who isn't as good as he is, which is an easy thing to do. Even worse, and more likely IMO, is that you fire him and hire someone who just does the James Franklin classic of a 10 win season, losing to only elite teams.

And I say that's more likely because James Franklin has the only Penn State win over a team that finished the year in the top 5 since like the fucking 80's. Losing to elite teams is an institutional problem for Penn State, not necessarily only a JF problem.

>>151256098
UT isn't getting in anybody's way this season.

>>151256035
they play nobody so theres nobody to expose their fraudulence

GOLDY!

>>151256897
More please

>>151254896
>>151248261

>>151256967
are minnesota girls actually hotter on average? or is this just the star lineup?

>>151257426
Over represented w Scandinavian and German stock. Makes for a lot of tall blue eyed blondes.

>>151257426
The hottest girl in my Texas high school was a blonde that transferred from Minnesota. There might be something to it.

>>151257491
See also

>>151255827
YES
IT'S ABOUT TIME

Always remember- there are posters here who pretend to know ball, but they downplay the importance of roster talent.

>>151256098
>muh conference superiority
SECfags are the fucking worst retards I swear

>>151246743
I hate 2000 we just discovered photoshop bevels. Hopefully the faggies bury theirs too.

>>151257248
Shame about her downs, easily A-tier body

>>151255793
>SEC fans would rather argue about which overrated Nepo QB Is better
Who are the Nepo QBs other than Manning in the SEC atm?

>>151257736
they should go back to the one from 1972-1980

>>151256035
It didn’t work for A&M because they were too impatient and fired their coach before their bought players were even sophomores.

It didn’t work for Texas because sark is a drunk retard and they never invested in offensive line.

It’s going to work for Texas tech because they got them bucks bought in. When I saw Lee hunter making that sack head first without his helmet I knew that he was not an uncaring mercenary. They are all playing their hardest

>>151257736
81-00 is the best one

>>151257725
The pac 12 has more playoff wins than the shig12 but keep on pretending you are a big boy league with your flag football squads

CUSA Toilet Bowls tonight

>>151253153
>UCLA
lol fuck no, we're keeping them in the Big10. After last week, they've earned it

holy cope

>>151256035
What's your standard here? Because, I'd argue NIL era has worked out pretty well across the state. If you're saying national championship or bust wait till tech actually wins it. My standard would be a playoff birth. Tech is basically guaranteed one of those, assuming no horrible injuries or a massive chokejob. Really since 7/1/2021 when NIL started. Texas has been to the playoffs twice. NIL was clearly working there till Manning busted. TCU in the first true season of NIL, 2022, got the privilege of being buck broken by Georgia in the championship game. SMU made the playoffs last year. Yes, both tcu and smu have/are having horrible follow ups, but they've still made the basic bar.
The Aggies, while having never touched the playoffs, currently have the same record as tech, are ranked higher, and have a better road win, @Notre dame. Speaking right now, it's currently working there. Realistically, the Aggies are going it fuck it up and we all know it.
Really the only major Texas programs who have yet to find success in the NIL era are Houston and Baylor.

>>151258830
Why are all these coaches huge faggots?

Saban set the standard.

UNC possibly making moves to part ways with Bill Belichick over impermissible benefits and recruiting violations on his staff

>>151258902
Since when is his girlfriend's pussy an impermissible benefit?

>>151258830
It would sound a lot better if Texas didn't lose to THE at Jerry World last year and if USF didn't win at Florida

>>151255837
>diversity

>>151258902
They're really trying to Pruitt him already.

>>151258830
While he's correct, the vast majority of FBS teams would lose both of those games, he's still a faggot.

>>151258830
USF didn’t have any problems at the swamp lol

>>151254855
Everyone is dumb at certain topics. You probably are terrible at speaking Russian for example. You just spoke to your reps on something they are dumb about.

>>151258993
They’re saying it’s not certain that he coaches their next game which is next weekend

>>151258987
Everybody loves the Auburn Tigers!

>>151258830
texas is reverting to being soft as toilet paper again, I see

>>151258987
All look the same, fuck nogburn desu

>>151258902
Source?

>>151259178
Texas is ________

>>151259223
Arch

>>151259223
fraudulent

pre-integration natties don't count, do they?

>>151259223
A fringe playoff team

>>151259270
They’re actually the only ones that count

>>151259270
>>151259305
Jerry Jones pilled

>>151255831
You're very rude

>>151259214
NBC Sports

>>151259270
Pre integration natties don't exist. We had integrated teams in before we had ap and coaches polls

things gettin heated this week, boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7t-9AsHOyY

>>151259223
What is -ACK?

>>151259322
Integrated football is older than the forward pass(1906).

you now remember the 2018 oklahoma defense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7lyPBUgNtM

OH NO NO NO

>>151259726
I look forward to the 30 for 30 after he gets fired
I hope Jordan is featured heavily
she needs to be compensated for fueling this spaghettifest

>>151259726
Why would anyune think this senile old man would be a successful CFB coach in 2025

>>151259270
>/cfb/ in 2875
>natties before DNA customization don’t count right?

>>151259726
Activate Brenda Tracy

>>151259926
>natties before the Alien Species Conference don't count right?

>>151259185
It's a social commentary on how the Cult of Diversity only values visual signs of diversity instead of more important forms of diversity such as diversity of thought.

>>151259726
the fact that they're leaking all this shit means a decision has already been made, I bet the announcement comes as early as tonight.

>>151259864
UNC isn't a destination school for football coaches so they decided to take a risk and it didn't pay off (unless you like dark humor). The coaching carousel is going to be very busy this year but they're not going to get a lucky scoop like can happen in a year when there aren't many openings.

>>151260246
Coaching hires are always a bit of a crapshoot. Norf Carolina won't have their pick of the litter this carousel, considering how crowded it already is, but there is always a chance they luck into some coordinator or G5 head coach who happens to be the next big thing.

>>151260286
There was a rumor when Bill was hired that the contract included a clause that when he left, the school had to hire his son as HC. If it's in there, going to guess part of the buyout will be to get out of that too.

>>151260152
Absolute state of the 13 or so UNC football fans that have ever lived

>>151259002
Yeah he makes a point for sure, but only if you ignore the fact that he's not being held to a normal standard. Even performing like a top 20 team is a failure for this program, fair or not. Similar to dabo

>>151259926
>>151260098
kek

>>151260308
This was confirmed false.

>>151259523
what happened to men?

>>151257736
1876 is belt buckle-tier.

>>151261064
goyslop

>>151261064
What happened to Detroit? Back when they had a college football team, they won a natty with pic related playing. Maybe over in Ann Arbor they'd be integrated for a while but in Detroit, that kind of thing didn't fly.

>>151261245
>Massuci
>Fitzpatrick
Anon, I...

>>151261245
the fire nation attacked

>>151261268
>t

>>151261296
It was probably 100 degrees in that pic and DKR doesn't have the best aeration
>imagine the smell

>>151261245
>>151261268
my ancestor :)

>>151260152
>that second post

lmfao if any of them think they're gonna get anything better than a "consultant" position
wtf do they think this is

>>151259864
*SNIFFFFFF* desu mangs

>>151260152
TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL BELICHICK GETS FIRED

>>151260318
I wanna kms :(

>>151261579
Tbh bro the roster got gutted in the off-season. I don’t think there is a coach on earth that could make the team be good with the players in it.

Trust the plan. Bill will turn things around

mid-week football starts tonight!
>missouri state (2-3) vs middle tenn (1-4)
>liberty (1-4) vs utep (1-4)
oh boy...

>>151261707
WTF is happening with Chadwell at Liberty?

Fellas

>>151261579
Lel enjoy the annual 6k round trip to California I guess that's cool

>>151261827
Salter left

>>151258578
Keep pretending the sec is some magical conference that makes you tough when a majority of the teams are dog piss

the real power 5

>>151261827
think both qbs are dead in that game

>>151262076
>majority of the teams are dog piss
retard

>>151262159
all shit

>>151262159
For me it’s Voss

>>151261886
long time no see. hope your doing alright anon

>>151262170
its all nestle spring water kek

>>151262159
For me it's Culligan as puny 16.9 sissy bottles just won't quench my thirst the same way as a 5 gal chug jug

>>151261827
he needs a qb to carry his meme system, he's like 12-23 without McCall or Salter

>>151261886
Whoa

>>151261827
>>151262018

MTSU +3

>>151262500
nah

pizzout state bros..

>>151262281
Yeah I've had fucking jury duty the last few weeks

>>151263011
>weeks
what happened?

>>151263049
Fucking lawsuit with Domino's

>>151263011
>not just ignoring them and saying you never got it
I hope you got a good case at least. Felony and violent.
>NCAA still isn't ever coming to PC
Hopefully the Saudis know how to run a company god damn

>>151263094
As long as fat retards buy a console to play a single sportslop game it will continue.

>>151263086
you've explained nothing, the case is over right?

>Mateer questionable
>not doubtful
There’s a chance. There is a chance.

Bobby Petrino's son is the OC at Missouri State

>>151263238
>archie confirmed starting
yea chokie by 17

>>151259864
>Why would anyone think this senile man would be a successful coach in any year without Brady
ftfy

what is espn's sideline reporter wearing?

>>151260286
And then that coordinator goes to a serious program

>>151258902
i remember when some egghead on espn was talking about beli to unc as a possibility back in december and I really don't know how they thought it would turn out any different. how they allowed his gold digging whore to become so ingrained in his program is beyond me. everybody should be shitcanned here.

>>151263367
her outfit says, Im a freak but I don't do anal

>>151263367
That appears to be a blouse. Don't ask me how i know that.

WHOA HE HAS TROUBLE WITH THE SNAP! AND THE BALL IS FREE AND ITS PICKED UP BY...
Pizzou state

and they miss the XP lol

>>151263367
That is the “I just watched Wednesday season 2 and I’m ready for Halloween” uniform.

FOOTbAWL

That was a really easy drive.

Mack Brown going to come back from the grave (AKA Wrightsville Beach) and get Carolina back to the Duke's Mayo Bowl.

>>151263672
aw yeah

>>151262170
The only retard here is you. Fucking conferencefag

If Ohio State loses and Indiana wins, Indiana should be ranked #1.

>>151263703
Would much rather strap up and put my future ability to remember things on the line for Mack Brown over Bellicheck.

>>151263811
Miami should be #1 right now regardless.

this missouri state qb isnt even trying to protect the ball when he runs with it

>>151263920
My old man would always call that "carryin' it like a loaf of bread!"

didnt middle tenn beat miami a few years back?

lmfao middle tennessee cmon

>>151263086
Spill the details bro (assuming the case is through)

>>151260152
>soft landing
belishart is done as a coach and he was a dick to the media his entire career

Bill Belichicks girlfriend has drained all his life force and vitality. Therefore he can't even coach a team anymore.

>>151264592
>belichick right now:

Where did Belichick go wrong?

>>151264657
That's Bobby Petrino

texas beat utep by 17
utep has 50 yards at halftime to 1-4 liberty

>>151264678
Fell for the young pussy meme

>>151260152
I'm indifferent about Bellicheck. Don't really give a shit enough about NFL to care one way or the other about him. Kind of feel sorry for him because it feels like people are really taking advantage of him in his old age. But at one time I watched that VSIN network which had Michael Lombardi on it and him eating a huge pile of shit, just a big old greasy pile of rancid shit brings a smile to my face.

>>151264678
realistically his collapse began right after Brady left NE. Belichick is extremely stubborn and egotistical. He refused to hire a real GM in his later years and kept drafting bust after bust and it started to really hurt the Patriot's depth. Eventually the team was nothing but practice squad players, especially on offense. His hires were atrocious, including Matt Patricia. Oh no, not as defensive coordinator, but as offensive coordinator. It was clear Belichick in NC was not going to work out.

Hey anons, I heard you were talking about my Tar Heels. tehhehe

>>151264980
did Bill fuck her?

>>151265002
no he does

>>151265036
Neo-American Gothic

They just dropped the old "confidence" quote. He's gone after the season is over.

>>151264367
>>151263139
20 witnesses to determine if Domino's is liable for a franchisee's driver
We said no

>>151265288
Reasonable. Franchisee is probably too broke to pay for whatever the fuck the driver did.

>>151264952
That's better

>>151265085
To be fair, I had no idea why everyone has been dancing on his grave
Belichick didn't exactly have a top half roster for the ACC

>>151265288
Wouldn't this be combed over and decided by a 100 jewish lawyers and have a whole page dedicated to it on the contract the franchisee signed years ago?

/cfb/ was right about arch

>>151265632
/cfb/ is always right

>>151265632
pedo state sneaking in at the bottom always gets me, hopefully this year's is as good

>>151264592
>anymore

>>151265384
Well UNC did get the absolute shit kicked out of them by UCF who had a lot of roster turnover and a “new” coach. I think it’s more of just looking like absolute shit rather than taking Ls.

>>151265384
>I had no idea why everyone has been dancing on his grave
It's cool for mainstream faggots to clown on him because he's not a primate

Is Missouri State an FBS team now? Jesus they'll let anyone in.

>>151266567
Bruh they need to be a DRASTIC reduction in FBS teams
>pic related

>>151265384
I’ve been pointing out to everyone since 2019 that Belichick was a fraud, supported by the fact that his only accomplishments as a head coach without Brady were ruining the Browns and ruining the Patriots. I was called crazy at the time. I knew Belichick would flounder and Brady would flourish after their separation (admittedly I did not predict he would actually win an owl), and that’s exactly what happened. I also correctly predicted no NFL team would pick him up and that he would fuck up UNC. I don’t actually hate Belichick, I just like Tom Brady, and the worse Belichick looks, the better Brady looks for having so much success despite having a talentless fraud for his coach for most of his career.

>>151266967
>i've been ignoring the overwhelming evidence from the early 2000s since 2019 because I'm a zoomer who can't take an L

>>151266967
>Win Super Bowl 13-3
>13-3
>iT wAs bRaDy aNd bRaDy oNlY

>>151266902
Why are the Dakota teams on this map

>>151267114
Because Nevada isn't and I thought it would be funny

>>151267144
Neither is New Mexico State or UTEP or UTSA

>>151267037
>>151266902
>2001 AFCC
>Troy Brown punt return for TD
>Drew Bledsoe TD pass to David Patten
>Troy Brown assists blocked field goal return for TD
>Vinatieri Field Goal

brady and brady only

How is UTEP so behind every Texas fbs team? Is it because it’s in El Paso?

>>151266902
Your map is retarded but you're 100% right. The worst 30 teams should be sent back down to FCS.

>Texas will soon have 3 losses to UGA and 2 to Ohio State in the span of 1 year 1 month
KWAB

Lol that acting

>>151262767
ya

>>151267381
And UGA will continue to be Bama's bitch

Fuck Georgia. I love when UGA loses. It's all they care about down here.

>>151267334
>intentionally living in west texas

>151267338
>The worst 30 teams should be sent back down to FCS.
That would essentially liquidate FCS-USA and the Fun Belt, while the shittiest teams of the remaining G5 fight for survival

>>151267553
This

>>151258830
they hated him because he told the truth

>>151262214
for me it's volcano meme water

>>151267218
>80% checkdowns

>>151267381
Arch is going to make Jawja look like Sam Houston

>>151267001
Evidence of what? That he can be a head coach if Tom Brady is on the team? That applies to every coach ever. But he can’t coach for shit without Brady, in college or the pros.
>>151267037
How’s his super bowl record without Brady? Oh that’s right he only won a single playoff game in 11 seasons and didn’t even come close to playing for one.
>>151267307
How did that team do without Brady? Oh right, 0-2 and the worst team in the NFL.

>>151266967
the second saban left the browns for michigan state they went to shit.

belichick is not exactly a total fraud. he did build the 2000s patriots defense which was good for a while. he deserves about 35% of the credit for the early championships. had he not lucked into literally the greatest to ever play the game he would've gone 8-8 or 9-7 for a few years in NE, gotten fired, bounced around the league DC'ing into the early 2010s and then retired as a footnote in NFL history. this isn't disputable in any way without suggesting belichick would've won a super bowl without tom brady which is unlikely since he coached 11 seasons without him, had a winning record 3 times, made the playoffs twice, and won one playoff game. his career record without brady was 85-103.

decent defensive coach, but nothing special, rode parcells to notoriety, rode saban to the playoffs in cleveland, rode brady to the hall of fame. simple as

>>151268124
>he did build the 2000s patriots defense which was good for a while. he deserves about 35% of the credit for the early championships
This requires context. Other coaches have to draft, sign and pay both offensive and defensive players. Belichick only ever had to worry about defense (his only skill). The only way a team whose main playmakers are Antowain Smith, Troy Brown and David Patten are winning the super bowl is with Brady and possibly… nevermind just Brady. I was thinking maybe Mahomes but he’s looking more like a Kelce babby every day.

The 2021 team is a good example of what the 2001 Patriots would have looked like with a more average QB. #2 defense in the league, average QB, talentless playmakers. They were blown out of the water in the first round.

>>151268124
>He thinks Belichick rode Parcells and not the other way around

Saban was awful in the NFL too

>>151268002
THIRTEEN POINTS ON OFFENSE AND THE QB GETS ALLLLLLL THE CREDIT? Brady had the worst game of his Super Bowl career that night

What the fuck has Bill been doing to the players???

>>151268393
>THIRTEEN POINTS ON OFFENSE AND THE QB GETS ALLLLLLL THE CREDIT?
Every last percent. This is because Brady is the only reason that team even qualified to play in the super bowl. The number of QBs ever who could have even made the playoffs with that offense is probably less than 15.

His WR1 was Chris Hogan, a literal lacrosse player. His other favorite targets was a Jewish manlet and Gronkowski’s corpse. These would be the worst offensive skill pieces to ever win an owl if it hadn’t been for the 2016 Patriots (a similar team who didn’t even have Gronk).

>>151268519
>>151268393
Oh and to reiterate his path to even make that owl, he had to score 37 points in Arrowhead. With a lacrosse player as his WR1. Again, only Mahomes could even dream of that, and maybe not even him.

>>151267597
And that's a good thing

>>151267553
Good food

>>151267597
I still don’t even get why bottom tier FBS is better than top tier FCS in the first place. I think NDSU has it figured out.

>>151268354
here comes the based retard pointing at sabans year in Miami when it is objectively fucking established he wanted brees but ownership made him take culpepper and he went back to college after one year because he didn't want to fight retarded owners.

I am so fucking sick of people pointing out that Belichick never won a division title in 11 years without Brady. Is it super embarrassing he couldn’t do that? Yes. But so what. Lots of coaches never won their division without hall of fame QBs. Mike Tomlin? Hello? What about Sean Payton? And don’t tell me they aren’t comparable because they’ve only had 3 seasons without hall of fame QBs and Belichick’s had 11. I don’t want to hear it.

DAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE

>>151269045
I also hate when they point out that the Browns had won their division 4 of the last 6 seasons when Belichick showed up. It’s still hard okay?

>>151252336
>>151253950
If you don’t see a team as a bad guy then you don’t see them as a threat. Oklahoma is not a threat.

>>151269056
I hate the yankees but I hate leafs more.

>>151267553
Good hunting out there if you're a ruralfag. The panhandle toward oklahoma is the worst part of Texas.

>>151269522
Is their QB black? No? Then they’re winning the natty. Been that way since 2009. Might not be this year but it’ll be in the next year or two.

>>151269522
Weren't alive in the 90s, I see.

>>151269522
I remember the 2006 cotton bowl where Alabama beat Texas Tech with a last second field goal. The score was like 10 to 7 or something. The two teams were very much equals.

Fucking Mormons keep at it with their damn propaganda

>>151266329
UNC's coaching staff keeping talking and acting like this year is basically just an extended preseason camp
Nothing really indicated that this team was gonna be knocking on the door of the playoffs this year
The hype and the Hulu documentary didn't exactly work though

>>151269522
Hopefully the downfall of Alabama makes people appreciate Saban more. That man is the greatest coach in the last 70 years, if not ever.

apologize. arch is next.

>>151270198
He washed out of the NFL and retired from college as soon as he was no longer the only one who could buy players.

>>151270597
Saban never used those car dealerships unethically. You will be hearing from his lawyers

>>151265631
Yes and when those lawyers disagree because both say their client's side is correct, it ends up in court.

Our boy arch…..he just needs more time

Why shouldn't the State of Illinois be expelled from the Midwest?

>>151264980
>yfw when he pulls his pants down, but you don’t see a cock

>>151270843
Chicago where half of the IL population lives all support ND

Has their been a worse 5* QB in recent memory than Malachi Nelson?

>>151271139
Arch Manning

>>151258830
>tfw you're so powerful in a rebuilding year you mentally boom "the best offensive-minded coach in the country" in week fucking 1

>>151271139
DJ Uiagalelei was a 5* and #2 recruit in his class behind Bryce Young
I'm pretty sure Nico Iamaleava was a 5* too
Drew Allar

>>151271355
Malachi Nelson signed to USC, couldn't start there so he went to Boise State and lost the QB battle to a guy that got shut down by USF. Then he went to fucking UTEP, and now he's benched there. It's looking like FCS might be his level. On the flipside

>DJ Ukalele
Started on multiple P4 teams

>Nico
Went to the CFP

>Allar
Made it to a CFP semifinal in spite of coaching and having only one good receiver, which was his TE

>>151271426
4* lads just need to learn to be humble and take their $90,000 NILs playing Madden on d2 shitters

Who is excited to see the newest /cfb/ kino?

>>151271541
/cfb/ is a Chad board

>>151271541
>>151271558
>normie goyslop
Nah

why are the top 6 posts on r/cfb about bill billicheck and unc

>>151269684
More like Midmons

>>151271873
Because he might be removed as the school's coach without even finishing one season.

>>151271541
>Woah, like black people getting paid millions of dollars is like....occult slavery.
>They're so exploited and not just rich retards.

>>151272049
You will live to see trillionaire football players get their moon mansions broken into while they are playing away games in the Andromeda galaxy

>>151272067
Or playing the Frankfurt Galaxy.

>>151272067
Biological humans will never leave the solar system.
Maybe some kind of transhumanist scanned ai brain, but nothing comparably human.

>ACC
>Atlantic Coast Conference
>Includes Pacific Coast teams
Why are Americans like this??

>>151272229
Shits been fucked way before then
>Southeastern Conference
>Missouri

>>151272229
>>151272252
The Big East nearly had Boise State. Hell, they have fucking Creighton in basketball

>>151261064
Michigan's modern football team would break these faggots in half.

>>151272403
Ok I kneel.

Enjoying how the season has been so far. Usually takes a few weeks to get cooking. Frauds starting to drop etc.

>>151271541
It was pretty good, reminded me of MHA

>>151271873
unc is cooked frfr

>>151271873
Because UNC is literally trying to trigger a "for cause" by reporting recruiting violations that they knew were happening from day 1, leaking all the stuff about divided locker room, fights, etc.

All so they don't have to pay his buyout.

>>151272403
>2 UTs
soulless conference

>>151269045
that isn't equivalent. none of those other coaches you mentioned hamstrung their offense every year and eventually ran the literal goat out of town over ego. brady goes to tampa wins another natty and makes the playoffs again every year, belichick returns to the dogshit coach he was before brady.

belichick is so egotistical he actually thought he did fuck all to win all those championships in new england. he got run off, took the fucking unc job (???), currently getting his pockets dug out by a whore, insists that whore be involved in the program, on the sidelines on gamedays, taking over the documentary series, and getting blown the fuck out by shitty teams. and now he's about to get "mutually part ways"'d 5 games into his first season.

the fucking guy is a fraud, he's always been a fraud, and he would've been exposed 20 years ago if it wasn't for tom. instead he gets lipped as one of the goat coaches. its absurd and he deserves every single joke at his expense.

>>151272591
They will have to rebrand once SEC gets University of Tampa

For me it's Captain Sominex

>>151272665
Who the fuck Wesleyan played?

>>151272619
don't forget the league knew it too. there wasn't a single team interested in hiring him when the pats fired him. everybody knows it was all brady.

>>151272403
How is Texas South West, Midwest, and South Eastern all at once

>>151271873
Reddit is e-celeb obsessed like with Saban, Manning, Coach Prime, etc

>>151272040
When was the last time a 1st year HC got fired mid-season?

>>151272892
I hope this becomes a future AFLAC trivia question

>>151272885
1, those are real celebs not e-celebs. 2, this is a pretty huge story if they really do get rid of Bill in his first season.

>>151272885
What would happen if I posted 'Coach Primate' on reddit?

>>151272882
Texas is massive

>>151272980
>only -6 karma
I was expecting a lot worse desu

>>151272882
Texans believe they're at the center of everything.

>>151273011
Look at the timestamp
>a minute ago
I'm sure the downdoots piled up, unless it was immediately removed

>>151273034
Geographic heart of the North American continent, deal with it

>>151260152
>2 more weeks
kek americans truly has no original ideas

>>151273077
lmao

>>151272892
They didn’t even fire that Southern Miss coach midway through the season who took a 12-0 team and made them go 0-12.

>>151273034
It's fairly representative of the sociopolitical climate.

>>151272983
yea shit sucks.
>all land private
>8 hours to a mountain
>8 hours to a beach
>spics everywhere
>still fucking 90
its like saying the russian tundra is massive, yeah cause the land is worthless. It is nice in winter tho but fuck man from April to November it's uninhabitable.

>>151273652
>all land private
This is good. Stay off my land.
>8 hours to a mountain
This is fine. I prefer the marshland climate.
>8 hours to a beach
Don't live in fagtown. Takes 2 hours but why go to the beach when you can go to the lake.
>spics everywhere
I only see spics when I need HVAC work done.
>still fucking 90
>he complains about 90 degrees
It's nice outside, go outside more often or go back to where you came from or lose weight.

>>151267493
>down here
Where? Fagsville, USA?

>>151270597
he quit the Dolphins because they wouldn't keep Brees and he realized they're a poorly run org who would waste years of his life

>>151269522
>just another team
You mean just another top-tier competitor in the most successful conference in the league?

>>151272403

>The South East somehow includes almost half of Ohio, a state that shares a border with Canada.

Make it make sense.

>>151273946
This map is way off culturally. Many of these states don’t embody much of “the old south” way of life.

>ranked preseason #1 for the first time ever
>incredibly hyped QB as preseason heisman favorite
>set the record for the fastest fall from preseason #1 to unranked in all of cfb history
>hyped QB ends up being a wet fart
Simply put, this is a story that is befitting of no team other than texas.

>>151274321
iktfb

>>151274321
after the loss to ass-to-mouth
he will unironically play better because there wont be as much pressure

>>151274321
If Arch Manning was not a Manning, where would he be now based on his high school film and his overall ability? A G5 school? FCS? Backup on some other team?

>>151274271
>culturally
Gay

>>151274469
Jimmy Kimmel Las Vegas Bowl MVP Arch Manning

>>151274484
he'd be a mediocre big 12 quarterback with 7000 career passing yards if he wasn't a Manning
he would've likely been a 3 star coming out of HS, and places like okie lite or kstate love to get those guys

>>151273824
>This is good. Stay off my land.
lmao okay shrek
>This is fine. I prefer the marshland climate.
i bet swamprat
>Don't live in fagtown. Takes 2 hours but why go to the beach when you can go to the lake.
cause they are gay and i dont have a lmao boat
>I only see spics when I need HVAC work done.
maybe you are the one that needs to leave his house
>It's nice outside, go outside more often or go back to where you came from or lose weight.
Im not going outside cause it is miserable. I'd like to go back to europe yes, but alas. Lose weight, yea but im shredded 190 so im not gonna lose all my muscle cause the weather blows

>>151274321
Glad to see them have an analogous collapse after what happened to my Aggies in baseball last season.

>>151274871
>shredded 190
MANLET ALERT

>>151268124
>belichick is not exactly a total fraud. he did build the 2000s patriots defense
he inherited all those players that were the core of the defense. All the OG Patriots say the "patriot way" was bullshit that was driven by the players themselves and Belishart took credit later. Pretty much all of the original dynasty Patriots hate Belichick

>>151274786
>he'd be a mediocre
He's not even mediocre. He's just bad.

>>151275285
the biggest chink in the "Brady carried Belichick" chain is the fact the pats won 11 games without Brady when he was out with a knee injury
a team that was legitimately carried by a QB looks like the two win 2011 colts after Manning was injured
they went from a good team to getting blown out by 50 points in a prime time game all because Manning was out

>sign 5 year $50 million deal with retarded southerner boosters
>guaranteed $30 million already
>get fired 2 months after kick-off
>get remaining $20 million buyout
He won.

>>151275335
>went from 16-0 to 11-5
-5 wins is like going from a playoff team to a top 10 pick, that's a massive difference. Brady being worth 5 wins is insane, hence why Belishart got shitcanned because they went from making the playoffs every year to winning 5-8 games

>>151274484
He’d be at ULM

>>151275376
GOAT factor, simple as.

Excited for GameDay this week?

>>151275482
Only if she wears a very thin t-shirt and has visible nipple piercing outlines

>>151275376
by this same logic Brady sucks balls because they had 11 wins without him and only got back to 10 when he returned the next season
you retarded?

hot take: Brady was carried by both the pats defense and the Tampa defense
p.s. Manning carried both the colts and the broncos

>>151275482
>wnba
they should invite more volleyball girls instead

>>151269045
It becomes an even stupider argument when you realize how rare it is for a coach to win a division title without a hall of fame level QB. The only coaches who ever accomplished this were Brad Childress, Wally Lemm, Mike Zimmer, Joe Collier, Dan Devine, Paul Brown, Dick Nolan, Red Miller, Mike Vrabel, Bill Cowher, Todd Bowles, Matt Nagy, Jason Garrett, Dick Vermeil, Dom Capers, Norv Turner, Don Shula, Zac Taylor, Raymond Berry, Jim L. Mora, John Rauch, Wade Phillips, John McKay, John Madden, Andy Reid, Mike Ditka, Tom Coughlin, Bart Starr, Ron Meyer, Blaton Collier, Steve Mariucci, Ron Rivera, Chuck Pagano, Brian Billick, Mary Schottenheimer, Buddy Ryan, Mike McCarthy, Ray Malavasi, Dan Campbell, Dan Reeves, Bud Grant, Pete Carroll, Leeman Bennett, Dan Quinn, Forrest Gregg, Kevin O'Connell, Jim E. Mora, Bill O'Brien, Chuck Fairbanks, Bobby Ross, Jim Haslett, John Harbaugh, Dave Wannstedt, Mike Holmgren, Sean McVay, Chuck Knox, Tom Landry, Tony Dungy, Doug Marrone, Todd Haley, Bruce Arians, Bill Parcells, Ted Marchibroda, Art Shell, Kyle Shanahan, John Robinson, Chuck Noll, Tom Flores, John Fox, Marvin Lewis, Doug Pederson, Wayne Fontes, Dick Jauron, Sam Rutigliano, Gary Kubiak, Jeff Fisher, Bud Carson, Jerry Burns, Jon Gruden, Dennis Green, George Allen, Tony Sparano, Mike Shanahan, Don Coryell, Arthur Smith, Sam Wyche, Jim Fassel, Bill Callahan, Nick Skorich, Dutch Clark, Herm Edwards, Mike Martz, Joe Gibbs, DeMeco Ryans, Chip Kelly, and Lovie Smith. Other than these rare exceptions, winning a division title without an elite QB is pretty much impossible, so it doesn't make sense to take it as some sort of "proof" Belichick was carried.

>>151275782
>John Harbaugh
but Flacco is elite

What are we watching tonight?
>Louisiana Tech (4-1) vs Kennesaw State (3-2)
>ECU (3-2) vs Tulane (4-1)
>Jacksonville State (3-2) vs Sam Houston (0-5)
>Southern Miss (3-2) vs Georgia Southern (2-3)

>>151275915
ECU @ Tulane
Gotta SOAR with my American buds.

>>151275915
I'd rather have wild mdma-fueled sex for two days straight so that I can be comfy for Saturday

>>151273824
>Don't live in fagtown. Takes 2 hours but why go to the beach when you can go to the lake.
Actually a good argument. Plus most American beaches are shit tier. Only exceptions are Hawaii, Florida and Alabama. The only state that can claim both good beaches and good lakes is Alabama.

>>151275973
It still boggles my mind that people in my state willingly drive 2-3 hours to the beaches in Galveston

>>151274321
>ranked preseason #1 for the first time ever
This was really their first? Seems weird. Then again they never won many natties.

>>151276013
OU was traditionally given the benefit of the doubt and received the preseason #1 over them

>>151272983
>Texarkana is closer to Charlotte than it is to El Paso
I know I'm just confirming what you just said but that's just hard to wrap my head around.

>>151274871
I leave my house every day. And I pop a boner. Welcome to Texas, now stay off my land as you get out.

>>151272983
>South Padre is closer to Cuba than to Glen Rio
That's crazy bro

>>151275335
>the biggest chink in the "Brady carried Belichick" chain is the fact the pats won 11 games without Brady when he was out with a knee injury
And it's not really a chink at all.
1. They won 5 fewer games in the previous year.
2. This is despite their strength of schedule going from 8th in the league to 28th.
3. They lost the division for the first time in 6 years.
4. They missed the playoffs for the first time in 6 years.
5. Cassel was a pro bowl QB who played well that season (8th in yards, 10th in touchdowns, 11th in completion percentage).
So by removing only Brady, one of the greatest teams of all time wasn't even a playoff team. It's actually a good argument for Brady carrying Belichick.
>a team that was legitimately carried by a QB looks like the two win 2011 colts after Manning was injured
>they went from a good team to getting blown out by 50 points in a prime time game all because Manning was out
The 2011 Colts were literally tanking for Luck so the win difference is irrelevant. They knew Manning wouldn't play in May but they didn't replace him until two weeks before the season started, with Kerry Collins. And where exactly was Manning carrying the 2010 Colts to? One of his 9 first round exits?

>>151275579
Not fully recovered from his injury yet. Pretty ho hum season for him. He had arguably his best season the following year and they won 14 games.

>>151275613
Manning was carried by Vinatieri to his Colts ring and by Von Miller to his Broncos ring.

>>151275613
it's funny how of the major "former Patriot" moves this past offseason, the one that got shit on the most is the one far and away working out the best

>>151276043
OU actually won titles so it makes sense.

>>151275613
>p.s. Manning carried both the colts and the broncos
Manning was so unimportant to that Broncos run he didn't play for two months and they barely lost a step

>>151276285
Just ten more seasons and there will be more of a gap since 2005 than there was between longhorns' 1970 and 2005 chips

>>151276392
Based mathbro.

>>151276392
>2005 to 2035 is longer than 1970 to 2005

LSU has announced a multimillion dollar deal to put Woodside Energy patches on all uniforms in all sports. An exact figure was not given but LSU officials said it rivals deals made with professional sports teams.
Not really sure why an Australian oil company wants to sponsor LSU but maybe they have drilling rigs off the coast of Louisiana and this is part of their "being a good corporate friend" PR kind of thing.

>>151276844
Already added to the mascot.

>>151276285
Three more preseason #1 appearances than natties tho to be fair

http://collegepollarchive.com/football/ap/appearances-preseason.cfm?sort=num1app&from=1936&to=2025

>>151276844
>>151276903
Incredibly gay

>>151276844
They’re both midstream and upstream. I don’t think they do much upstream in the states, they transport and store gas. Louisiana is cheap to do business in, I imagine they are building the American profile to be bought.

>>151277065
Is there an offensive version of targeting? holy shit that made my jaw ache.

>>151277157
nope sorry goy offense is the only thing that matters sorry you weren't the main character

>>151277157
Targeting rules are written to include offensive players, but no official actually throws flags on them. I remember being pissed reading the rule when it first dropped because it basically destroys the running back position if enforced properly.

>>151277157
yeah its called Targeting and its rarely called https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmQbjIFVufE

>>151277259
HEAD ON A SWIVEL

LT -4.5
Southern Miss -3

kennesaw state game is over

>>151277157
>>151277217
RBs are at fault for 70% of targetings because they curl themselves into an assball and duck their head and turn what would've been a form tackle into a helmet-to-helmet and then the defender gets tossed and the cucks at ESPN always defend the decision because the NCAA tells them to not make waves.

>>151277157
>>151277217
>>151277194
>>151277259
>>151277283
There's an illegal blindside block rule which is incredibly gay. Especially on special teams where the whole fun of playing kick and punt return was cracking defenders who aren't focused outside of their lane.

>>151277217
Targeting really needs to be updated so the defender can't be flagged for it if the ballcarrier lowers his head into the hit/uses his own helmet as a weapon against the defender. It pisses me off so much when this happens. Eventually the ballcarrier has to become responsible for his own health.

>>151275782
Belichick's complete lack of a coaching tree shows what a fraud he is more than anything else

Lets go Pirates

>>151278263
QB slides need banned too because giving your momentum up and putting your head in the field of play is way more dangerous than the ball carrier just not being a fucking girl and taking a tackle in the open field.

>>151276844
https://archive.ph/mABvv
>Australia's Woodside Energy (WDS.AX), opens new tab announced on Monday it has approved a $17.5 billion investment for the construction of a liquefied natural gas (LNG) plant in Louisiana.

>>151278334
Just ban foot-first slides. It's the most stupidly obvious thing to do.

GOTTA GO FAST

Well ECU has a rough first drive.

Retzlaff can't pass for shit.

>>151278446
goddamn

East Carolina bros..

>>151278565
Post the 6 worst

>>151278446
>>151278565
>Jewish QBs

>>151278651
>154. Zach Calzada
My boy Calzone just needs more time

>>151275482
Would only be interested in seeing her BLACKED debut

>>151264952
Are we sure Bill actually fucked his PR slut? Maybe he just watches.
>>151264980
Imagine having completely sterile free use sex with her.

>>151278651
My Chants...

Wtf was poolane thinking KEK

>>151278739
Bill was photographed doing yoga on the beach with Jordan. You don’t do yoga with a woman you aren’t fucking.

what the fuck tulane

LMAO

>>151278819
I've never done yoga or sex. I had no idea they would be related.

Which coach calls for the retard play? Has to be hc right?

>>151278819
....why didn't i become a yoga instructor

Unlimited pussy

>>151278879
probably. sometimes the punters/kickers are given the latitude to call fakes themselves if they see favorable coverage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS-xGg507gg

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>>151278285
Yeah compare his to Reid's.

>>151268924
>and he went back to college after one year because he didn't want to fight retarded owners
It should be completely obvious now that the Dolphins are a dumpster fire of an organization desu.

>>151274786
He doesn't have the arm or poise to be a Big 12 QB

He's bottom tier shig10 at best

>>151275625
This desu senpaitachi