Thread 151271561

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
208

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
219 (218 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings:
PIA: 336 (+12)
NOR: 314 (+15)
VER: 273 (+18)
RUS: 237 (+25)
LEC: 173 (+8)

>2025 WCC Standings:
McLaren Mercedes: 650 (+27)
Mercedes: 325 (+35)
Ferrari: 298 (+12)
Red Bull RBPT: 290 (+18)
Williams Mercedes: 102 (+1)

>2025 WEC Standings
NOR: 1092.24 (+69.89)
HAM: 1073.33 (+68.75)
TSU: 1023.08 (+78.98)

>News:
F1 going 'overboard' by showing girlfriends - Sainz
Aston Martin 'will get it right next year’ – Cardile
FIA president Mohammed Ben Sulayem looks set to win re-election unopposed
Mercedes hoping Singapore gains bring extended payoff
Leclerc says Ferrari drivers ‘passengers’ as tough end to year beckons
F1 partners with Amelia Dimoldenberg for new YouTube series
Petronas CEO issues apology after Mercedes’ Singapore GP F1 podium celebrations
Alonso would be fighting for the World Championship with a McLaren or a Red Bull, says Briatore
Report: Apple hoping to announce F1 streaming deal at upcoming US Grand Prix

golabba :DD

>>151271561 (OP)
Tim Apple

>Alonso would be fighting for the World Championship with a McLaren
anyone would be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4qagwtthNI

I turned the race off before the podium stuff, what is the petronas guy apologizing for?

Galle Rovanbenis

>>151271586
the seig heil and screaming the n word 63 times were a bit over the top

United Shart of Amerimuttfatiburgerstan next

>>151271609
what n word

>retards now think that 'hard' racing shouldn't involve contact
Grim. I really, really want nu-F1 fans to stay well away from other motorsport disciplines.

Ferrari 2026 car will be a flaming trash can on wheels

>>151271622
>2600 Calories
That’s like a weeks worth of fucking food. No wonder you all are fat grotesque fucks.

>>151271561 (OP)
>Aston Martin 'will get it right next year’ – Cardile
alobros.................
our last chance, death or glory, BANZAI BANZAI BANZAI

f1 races for this feel?

Jensen butthole

>>151271623
Newey

>>151271707
could you explain this in detail please

Do we really think that newey is gonna make a difference at aston next year? Or perhaps they will find success but just as a result of all the other changes made due to the quantity of money flowing in.
We know he's had success in a lot of different places. But how much can one bloke do?

Zak Brown in trouble regarding the Palou case. Kek

>>151271733
>amd
max at mclel confirmed

>>151271733
Alex Palou has his own, personal coffee guy moonlighting as his lawyer?

>>151271703
>amazon prime uk
fuck bongs, kill bongs, suplex a bong into norris' path during q1, etc.

>>151271703
???

>>151271703
2018 Australian GP (introduction of the halo, or in other words a terminal sissification step in F1's grim recent history)

gimi

>>151271800
Do you have nothing better to do than post about twinks and sissies and pegging on 4chan all day every day? You've been at it for the last 5 hours at least.

>>151271800
F1 turned into a pussy sport when they introduced seat belts and helmets

>>151271733
ohhhh now i understand
what does this mean??? will the fia give him the 24 and the 25 tittle?

>>151271561 (OP)
>F1 going 'overboard' by showing girlfriends - Sainz
all teams should come to an agreement that families, girlfriends and celebrities should stay away from the boxes during the race, watch that shit on a TV somewhere else

gimi

Personally I'd hate to be in the garage during a race
I always watch races while shitposting on /f1/ and I wouldn't be able to do that

>>151271881
races are the worst possible time to post on /f1/ as the gooners come out of the woods to shit up the thread posting porn

>alex palou getting a huge fucking payday straight out of zak brown's pockets
well deserved

>>151271893
You are correct
I don't actually shitpost, I just browse the goonposts while also browsing /d/
I dont masturbate, just watch

>>151271914
The Watcher of Wolverhampton

>Report: Apple hoping to announce F1 streaming deal at upcoming US Grand Prix
But why?

>>151271703
why is he wearing tf2 spy suit?

>>151271936
the flat colour tones on left pic provoke an uncanny valley reaction within me
it doesn't help that the barely perceptible lean forward along with a moderately anxious look on his face makes him look like a dementia patient that has just shat himself
horrible picture

>>151271936
you forgot to edit out the g*n

(which is what they did with the amazon covers)

>>151271994
I didn't forget, I just coudn't be fucked.

>>151272007
I could fuck you ;)

>>151271561 (OP)
How does your name rhyme with (let) him cook and all he serves is mundane slop?

>>151272018
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

Sir Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton (born 7 January 1985) is a British racing driver who competes in Formula One for Ferrari. Hamilton has won a joint-record seven Formula One World Drivers' Championship titles—tied with Michael Schumacher—and holds the records for most wins (105), pole positions (104), and podium finishes (202), among others.

>>151271576
Careful with those sports and not wearing a helmet

>>151272075
>joint-record

I really don't get why retards shit on Pirelli. Your 'sport' is the most goy-semen-slurping sport in existence that you have artificialise 'entertainment' by trying to make tyres behave in ways that's unfeasibly possible on a consistent basis. Bring back re-fuelling and you'll get a much more dynamic field of action than 'muh heckin' tyre delta!'

>>151272156
I shit on Arisu

>>151271573
not Ricciardo

Ollie a cute.

>>151272223
I shit on Ollie

Thinks i hate most

- Roof Leaks
- Ugly Trannies
- Mclaren

Edit: sorry, wrong thread haha

>>151272223
!!

>>151272256
I shit on Mclaren

>>151272307
pinky and the brain but they real

>>151272307
>Me when da burrs beat the chicago felons 278 to 897

>>151272327
jajjajaj thats so funny

>>151272327
holy shit how did he do this?

rip ferrari

>>151272436
SHIT ON MY CHEST SOPHIA

>>151272436
PISS MIR INS MAUL SOPHIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151272423
btw

>>151272451
They'll be fine.

>>151272468
exor can't pay hamilkek's projecks this way though

>>151272451
This is the lowest it'll ever be, especially after they start winning championships in F1 again. Time to slurp that dip.

>>151272526
>after they start winning championships in F1 again

>>151271514
>>151271576

>>151272657
>china didn't just steal brain data
>they actually stole brain function

I heard through the grapevine (also known as the Richard Burns Rally community) that Kalle has been using the Hitech F2 sim for a while already. He's been preparing for a long time already.

>>151272444
>>151272461
>>151272469
>>151272490
>>151272499
>>151272504
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENDORSE THE LIQUIDATION OF GEORGE RUSSELL

>>151272657
He has a brain to injury?

>>151272685
>open chuckbrain.zip
>empty file
>100 000 000 yuans from defence budget wasted

>>151272704
thatsthejoke.tiff

>>151271573
Not Hamilton, Antonelli, Tsunoda, Sainz, Hadjar, Lawson, Bortoleto, Hulkenberg, Stroll, Gasly, Colapinto, Ocon, Bearman

Behold, your next [insert nip powerunit team] driver

Watching 2007 F1 Season Review. Did the writers go insane? I know their biggest actor retired so they had to retire the Schumacher character but are they really that desperate for virtue points by inserting a black character in the whitest show in the world and immediately making him a main character?!

>>151272752
Is that next Verstappen?

>>151272745
>Hamilton
Would. He has proved he can pretend to be GOAT tier if his car is 2s faster.
>Bortoleto
He would too because I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>151272798
>2007: hamilton enters f1
>2008: obama elected president

>>151272752
galle :-----DDDd

>>151272798
He became world champion in 08 because of the writers strike of 07 too.

>>151272817
>Le "proved it" meme
He's washed just like Vettel since 2024 like when Jorg started raping him consistently just like Leclerc this year.

>>151272685
how is the china thing not bigger news? do they control f1 somehow?

chat just 8 more sleeps until the next f1 session

>>151272692
based

>>151272867
My point is in a car 2s faster he can win the WDC. If lando and ps3 are fighting for it any decent driver would be too

>>151272423
NO REFUNDS

I wish i can climb walls

>>151272886
On current form against either ps3 or lando. Only Albon, Leclerc, Russell, Alonso and obviously Max would win in my opinion.

leo ate ferrari
i've seen footage

>>151272938
I stay noided

>>151272526
>ferrari
>winning

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

LAST TIME TO BUY DISCOUNT FERRARI (RACE)

>>151272745
Also not Verstappen unless you count a season like 2023 as a fight

>>151272979
cute menace

the one time I go out of my way to talk to someone about F1 they turn out to be a Retardo + Vetlel fag trying to convince me he was never a carbabby. never again.

>>151272979
Too much time spent in Ferrari will drive you mad, I feel so bad
Been there so long I can't remember who I am, or where I stand
But in the end I guess I just don’t give a damn, twist a gram
And keep on sticking with the original plan, fuck it man.

>>151273052
Was she hot at least? It might still be worth it

>>151273064
it was a man, anon.

gimtrt45

>>151272745
>lists ocon but not the guy he shit on
seriously why are pozfags like this

>invents piastri
>hides from DRS

>>151273072
grim

>>151272526
You’re the kind of fan they show crying in the stands by lap 12

this is still on the toilet

>>151273108
no, he was hot and it was worth it, if you know what i mean ;)

>>151272526
this will fix everything

>>151273108
also said that Barry Cello might have been WDC material if it weren't for Ferrari focusing too much on The Michael™

this is still on the table for 2027

>>151273149
they said that about most drivers that weren't pay drivers in the 90s and early 00s
>panis was wdc material before the 97 crash
>dc just needed a good year
>frentzen was faster than schumacher, bro
>alesi was at the wrong team at the wrong time
>berger was at the wrong team at the wrong time
>fisichella was wdc material
>trulli was wdc material
>webber could have won 2010
>irvine should have won 1999

>>151273192
me on the left

>>151273171
Felt cute, might ram raid later

what will medshitters do when kwablonso fails to win with poowey's car? It's been their strongest and dependable cope for the past 15 years

>>151272436
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>151273205
is that really you on the left

>>151273205
you're not getting away from me this time, eddie!

>>151272886
Oscar won F2 in his debut year so he is great.

>>151273213
newey got shit on by byrne, bro

>>151273111
me at the back and checked

why do these people in f1 shit on each other so much, kind of disgusting

currently we are all getting shat on by Rob Marshall and Peter Prodromou, bro

>>151273248
Thats kinda hot

>>151273291
>this man takes a fat shit on you
how do you respond?

>>151273310
imagine this reply >>151273293 with this flag >>151272657

>wants Williams shares, get a say in who drives for the team
>team says no
>wants more freedom at McLaren
>team says no
>wants Red Bull to fire Horner
>team says no
what is it about his demands that makes his teams ignore him?

>>151273310
these cunts just started world war 3

>>151273329
he is a sperg but not in an imposing way like Ron Dennis

Why isn't amx racing anything to numb our collective pain this weekend? Probably smurfing that lil' rascal

miss this madman

>>151273348
How do I become an imposing sperg? I'm just a sperg currently.

>>151273353
maybe he wants to spend time with his spawn, cats and wiener dogs

>>151273329
Man can't even grow his own hair

>>151273379
good question. I don't know, you have to ask the man himself

Ruth Buscombe (pre-wall)

>>151272075
Hamilton had the car to win 10 WDCs but won 7. Amx had the car to win 2 WDCs but won 4 so far

>>151273425
would

>>151273425
and now post the post-wall ruth

ayrton senna (pre-wall)

>torger is gonna fuck with NARB's car to make him look washed
>NARB's leverage in the contract talk: 0

>>151273445
that's franco colapinto

>>151273425
what about ruth buscombe (pre-bus)?

>>151273425
Any Bernie Collins (forma de pre-wall)?

Max Verstappen

>>151273425
what happend? botched skin job?

>>151271561 (OP)
>Petronas CEO issues apology after Mercedes’ Singapore GP F1 podium celebrations
???

Dubs decide the team dominating next year

>>151273599
racist bulls for maximum confusion

>>151273599
Nice

>>151273599
but you already got the dubs

>>151273599
So, which one is it, chosen one?

>>151273599
Fuck, I should have rolled for Aston Martin

>>151273599
Checked, sadly.

>>151273599
>the closest numbers to 99 decide the pecking order

>>151273599
haas

>>151273599
team Max

CHUCKRRARI 2026

>>151273489
He's pretty fly (for a dutch guy)

>>151273599
audi

Looks like Alonso will win the wdc next year. Racism is back

>>151273581
sprayed with champagne (alcohol)
no fun allowed for muslims

>>151273599
Reno hahaha

Is it possible to make ice cream with only milk and honey? No heavy cream

LM24 2028
AMX+MUSEO+????
Who's the 3rd wheel?

>>151273715
yeah but you gotta cum in it for the binding agent

>>151273425
I recognise this actress from season 2 of the wire but can never remember her name, t's something utterly forgettable like amy ryan
well looks like I remembered it correctly, but that was a shot in the dark

>>151271561 (OP)
>Alonso would be fighting for the World Championship with a McLaren or a Red Bull, says Briatore
Maybe he should have accepted the 3 offers Red Bull made him over the years then.

Alonso's career got shit on by the God he doesn't believe in, bro

>>151273733
Cool. Added protein.

>>151273763
Personaly, I would have preferred if he stayed in Ferrari for a few more years and beaten the Mercedes ilegal car in 2017 and 2018

>>151273717
Jos the boss. Other options include Hulk and Kubica

>>151272979
little brat doesn't even listen

>>151273694
god why are mudslimes such fucking cucks.
its singapore who cares
almost as bad as fucking hindus.

>>151273814
In urine?

>>151273863
No porc, no alchool, no eating on Ramadan, no sexo before marriage. But molesting little boys and baby goats is fine. The mind of a mud is truly a mistery

>>151273717
Kubika

Wait what happened during the podium celebration in Singapore?

>>151273921
george russell requested the team representitive (petronas guy) sodomise him with the champagne bottle and the silly malay businessman did it anyway. not he's sorry

>>151273599
lol goofball thats not how it works you have to say which team

>>151273717
Estre

>>151273599
Ollie!!

>>151273974
Why is he so horny?

>>151274235
what is the purpose of alpine?

>>151273853
you get away with everything if you're cute

>>151274249
all publicity is good publicity

>>151274249
provide argentines with a non-violent outlet for their nationalism streak

>>151274132
he is a depraved and cowardly coom-addicted cuck

>>151274355
He's not a cuck.

did somebody say cum addicted?

>>151274235
not even the 9th fastest car, bro

>>151274250
which is why you will pay for your crimes

>>151274565
always love a good bit of hammas

>>151273192
>panis was wdc material before the 97 crash
No.
>dc just needed a good year
He had some good years, none good enough.
>frentzen was faster than schumacher, bro
Faster than Ralf, sure.
>alesi was at the wrong team at the wrong time
No one ever seriously said that.
>berger was at the wrong team at the wrong time
Nor that.
>fisichella was wdc material
Come on, anon.
>trulli was wdc material
Seriously, come on.
>webber could have won 2010
Yeah, had he been a better driver.
>irvine should have won 1999
You're just making shit up.

>>151274249
Tax write-offs?

>>151274249
national humiliation ritual

a tire denied its destiny

f1 gp but in dr congo

>>151274827
>dr congo
Who the fuck is Doctor Congo?

>>151274891
also known as the witch doctor
>ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla bing bang

>>151274819
qrd?

>>151274891
I got friends on da otha side

>>151274953
i know what he meant because i pay attention

im sick, im dying, please, dont forget to close your window before going to bed

>>151275163
you don't get cold in spain, it's too warm there

>>151275207
he can't stand the nympho neighbor girl moaning

when will they turn the cool down room to the gay sex room

>>151273763
>or a Red Bull
I think people shouldn't just look at what Max is doing when trying to evaluate that car. Tsunoda isn't that bad.

>>151274249
Getting in the way when people try to lap them.

>>151275461
podium incentive!!

>>151275461
2029

jos walked so amx could run

>>151271724
It’s pink.
>>151271815
Filter Shitzerland flags and ignore. Just as annoying as the “medshitter” “””Canadian””” (jeet immigrant).

Jos? Who is jos?

poz verstappen

>>151274953
they're worse than bridgetone intermediates

Jose el jefe

>>151275658
/^Canada$/ reason:poojeet
/^India$/ reason:poojeet

Is all you need. The swiss lad keeps this thread afloat, as in relentless, in the wee hours

USA next

PISSTREE WILL NEVER (0) WIN A WDC

>>151276323
What are you doing posting on 4chan, Zak?
Don't you have a team to run?

>>151276323
so who gets it this year?

>>151276362
Gasly

>>151276376
What happens to Colabinto?

>>151274235
how the fuck is this even calculated? Norizz was on Amx's ass the whole race and the car would have had more pace on free air
quali pace: Mercedes > McLaren > Red Bull
race pace: McLaren > Mercedes >> Red Bull

>>151276382
not bussin

>>151276382
Sudden and unexplained death

>>151276382
He has more important things to do, like netoraring pierre with el rato and dancing on TV

>>151276361
He's in court m8

>>151276423
who is winning?

>>151276428
Donald Trump

>>151276435
Muy bien Senior Presidente

>>151274235
rarri would be cookin if they could actually hold the throttle pedal down for more than 50% of the lap without the car exploding

>>151276490
IKYK

>>151272752
Why does he look asian?

>>151276547
epicanthic folds

>>151276547
>Why does he look asian?
Because she is.

>>151276547
>He was born in Chengdu, Sichuan, China. Her father, a hotelier and restaurateur, introduced her to golf at a young age and by age five, she was already playing competitively. Her family moved to Vancouver and later, San Diego.

>>151276587
Those are autism eyes.

>>151276592
>Her (He) family moved to Vancouver
Filtered

>>151276592
It's still funny that the only way mainlanders can get a fair shake at youth sports that aren't totally plagued by doping is to move to Vancouver

>>151276547
Finnish people look like that.

>>151276592
when he pees he looks exactly like this

>>151276677
Christian Horner Racing will be kino

>>151276642
where is ykäsonni, where is kalle havumäki, where is simo häyhä

>>151276642
Why is Haaland in there? What's his racism team?

i follow a cute finnish girl on titok, well, i think she has a swedish parent, swedish from sweden, not some finnish swedish

>tfw just discovered the power of modern AI voice cloning and erotic chatbots
ho0ly fuck what can AI do in 2 years?

>>151276744
The amount of people who are going to fall victim to findom chatbots is going to be insane. I'm looking forward to it

>>151276592
damn he's well tucked barely any cock in there

>>151276728
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP SHOWING US HOT WOMEN DURING THE RACE

>>151276719
He isn't.

>>151276642
How about him?

>>151276744
did you try one of those uncensored models or are you still on the pleb trash

>>151276733
>i follow a cute finnish girl
same https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2573759380

>>151276820
We'll be lucky to still have one Europe race five years from now, anon.

>>151276823
i dont think you can even get a regular model to say penis

>my house was broken into last night and my ps5 was stolen
ah, i wonder what the consequences will be for them, if any, if they are caught

>>151276849
>no burglar bars or grill
your own damn fault

>>151276849
meme but
>lucky it was just the ps5
lad
hope you and the family are ok

Reminder that this is the king who raped the 2023 field. 2012 Messi-tier

Youtube just recommended me a new latinx f1 pundit
this one is argentinian

Why did Max not look tired compared to Russell after the Singapore G Pee?

>>151276894
yeah, i keep telling myself that
i only play it like once or twice a year but still, i'm strapped for cash right now and selling it would have been nice... i'm gonna go out and get some new locks and i have to file a police report

>>151276884
they came in through the garage door

>>151276733
>i follow a cute finnish girl
why not a fellow spaniard?
https://www.twitch.tv/mi_miau/clip/ConcernedProudGarlicPipeHype-awSVYXBEA2r8-wWl?filter=clips&range=30d&sort=time

>>151276972
i follow mainly spanish girls, sometimes i even fantasize with having sex with some of them

>>151276900
You may not like it but this is what peak driver performance looks like

>>151277024
>sometimes i even fantasize with having sex with some of them
awww heeellll naaaww

When did F1 become gay? Or has it always been gay? Will it ever stop being gay?

drivers that can grow a beard: alonso, sainz, maybe hulk, and thats it? ocon a bit

>>151277036
just today i had a fever dream with a cute catholic girl that i follow and i put a lot of babies inside her and i was a f1 driver

>>151273142
Wouldn't the flour inside the sausage remain hard?

>>151276921
he's not a bitch

>>151277267
based, but fuck your filename man

>>151277281
made u look

>>151277292
I chose to look

>>151277077
try to marry her in ur dreams before the kids part
>>151277267
>dying apu is a toddler-apu

>>151277314
shan't be reading that

>>151277049
2014 and then when liberty media took over

>>151277281
bald kevin is literally just his father

>>151277364
made u not look

>>151277332
she is from opus, i think, 11 brothers she has, she wouldnt let me put my penis inside her if we werent married, so she is saved

>>151277390
it's so over

>>151277410
we're back!

>>151277409
>she is from opus, i think,
Opus, the band?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNViTir-6bg

>>151277432
no, opus dei

>>151276921
The cooling west is a satanic tool that saps your life force.

>>151277468
Ah, the Spanish Inquisition!

...Yes. He's not French

>>151277426
Lulham looks like the Arthur Leclerc to Max's Chuck Leclerc

>>151277426
i tried looking up the lap times last week or whenever it happened cause i was curious how lulham did. i'm sure he was way off max but anyone know if he was still very competitive?

>>151277522
the German flag suits Max, I feel like he could start some shit, maybe find a solution for a thing or two

>>151277512
at first i thought that it was just a spanish thing, but ts global, in the sopranos they talk about it

gimi

>>151277281
bald stroll looking chadlike

>>151277281
ricky needs a gold chain and a wifebeater and he'll be the quintessential italian

>drive faster than your teammate
>anon remember how we go racing
>get a better pitstop than your teamamte
>anon remember how we go racing
>teammate trys to over take and crashes into the wall
>anon remember how we go racing
>and give him the lead postion next race please
>teammate crashes into you and ruins your race
>anon remember how we go racing
So if PS3man doesn't retaliate in the next few races I think he will personally become a washed up hack.

gn

>>151277716
40.7% aren't retarded then.

>>151277716
Are they referring to 2004 Schumacher or 2014 Schumacher?

>>151277797
the '21/'22 schumacher

>>151277797
Mick Schumacher.

>>151277797
Ralf Schumacher after July 2024

>>151277281
For me? It's bald fucking Stroll

if max was twink goblin like lando people would hate him

>>151277797
>New
2014 Schumacher. Big tragedy awaits our boy whilst filming those specials for a grand prix like Austin.

>>151273599
Red Bull

>>151275461
i think the cool-down room should be turned into a quick f1 podcast with the podium-winning drivers answering questions from the crowd.

Got my first Wooting keyboard delivered yesterday (80he).

>>151278211
Did you know that Max Verstappen is Dutch*?

>>151278211
what's so special about those keyboards?
t. using an 8 year old logitech

gimi

>>151278222
Oh wow
>>151278308
I'm not a day-in-day-out sweat, but I just like to have the best tools at my disposal when I'm feeling competitive, and Wooting's top low latency, SOCD, and other QoL additions make it just a clear cut above the rest in the keyboard market (not just gaming). I also bought it for programming and Mod Tap (alternating between different keys on one key-hold press) is a top game-changer for me.

That read like an ad

unc using AI to write posts :SKULL: :MOAI: :FIRE:

Everything in life is ad if you *really* really think about it

except for /f1/
we are kino and organic

>>151273599
>not a single dubs
Merc of course

I said gn but didn't go to sleep

can someone quick rundown me on this drama regarding palou/ps3/zac brown / mclaren

why is it coming to light now

>>151278658
zac brown did a poo and it had a quick run down his leg

hmm gimi

>>151272752
are those pimple scars

>>151277716
Wasn't Lewis already the next Schumi?

>>151278658
its all about to be over

LMAO fat brown didn't even want ps3
it all makes sense now

>>151278779
weird timing desu, especially in context of the last few weeks with ps3

>>151278479
ToT

>>151278658
zack tells the mexican to sign and hell give him an f1 seat
actually has a predeal with ps3
mexican signs to get to f1
immediately signs ps3
tells everyone to pour bleach on their phones

>>151278914
Alex isn't Mexican

>>151278658
Zak had too much Chutzpah in him
>b-but he's not—
Learn to recognise neanderthals. Especially the hybrid ones

>>151278779
Palou would be humiliating lando

>>151272752
>i memed this into existence
kek

>>151279171
Ok Kalle, go to bed.

>>151279171
How will the Max Verstappen of WRC fare against the Max Verstappen of F1? While also competing against the other new Max Vestappens like Linblad and Antonelli

I think I'm gonna have a quick Verstappen wank before going to bed. Gn

>>151279332
thats very verstappen of you

>>151279332
To what though, it has to be Max related like fapping to car exhausts or tranny hentai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqvKK4-ZrI8

its up

>>151280298
literally jewish demon energy right here

>>151280298
>We are not racing Max, we are racing Oscar

nothing wromg with being a demon lads

why should zak stop now?

demons deserve more respect than the jews

Why is /f1/ so dead?

America next

>>151280298
yes please turn this into another 2007 situation

>>151280298
>"we love Lando, Oscar can get fucked."
I hope Oscar dips from McLaren as soon as possible. Nobody deserves to get cucked like he does, especially as it's clearly not consensual.

>>151281341
>Nobody deserves to get cucked like he does, especially as it's clearly not consensual.
It's not up to him to decide if he likes it or not.

>>151281205
slop season

>>151281419
I can't tell if Andrea is actually onboard with Zak or just towing the party line.

>>151281490
He's obviously on Norris' side. Has a gay crush on him.

remember that time when the race was so boring that we all started posting goon material? good times

My Phillies again :(

>>151282098
faggotdelphia kek!

>>151281724
That happens every race.

The timing of all the Palou/McLel/Piastri Details coming out feels a bit too convenient.

yesterday i had a gas station sosij roll and my tummy was upset all day
if only we had greggs around here

>>151282409
What details?

>>151281252
>tfw no benelli

>>151282409
No, all of this could've been settled out of court, but it was pushed until a few days ago.

>>151282760
Looked it up.
Palou signed on to maybe race for McLaren, but then they signed Piastri.
Palou then talked to brown who said he didn't even want Piastri, and that Piastri getting signed didn't impact his chances. So he backed out, and now McLaren wants $20m.
Zak Browns response is to say that Palou was never really considered for an f1 seat. >>151282461

Would they be outscoring Gasly and Colapinto?

>>151283078
what did (you) mean by this?

>>151283078
Right when Piastri is annoyed anyway and starts to choke a bit, he gets proof that his boss doesn't want him.

>>151283078
Man, I guess Zak has a type. That type being "mystery swarthoids that aren't actually all that good".

>>151281419
kek

>>151283293
Alonso "retired" cause he is past his prime and no one wanted him.
He came back because daddy stroll is paying him a shit load of money to try and keep the team afloat in leu of baby stroll learning how to race.

>>151283078
>>151283212
How the fuck do you end up with the driver 'you didn't even want' leading the WDC? I swear McLaren are still a backmarker team mentally, they just have a ridiculous car.

>>151283510
have you seen the fat fucking retard running the team? ron penis would commit suicide over such a tragedy

>>151283510
And that's with the sabotage they've been levying against Piastri. To the point that they're straight up telling him to give Lando more points and to get fucked if he doesn't like it.

>>151283042
>Knew a guy that had one
>He always mentioned how it was "full auto"
Some people don't deserve the things they have.

>>151283846
fully manual innit

>>151283215
If being a 4 time indy champion and indy 500 winner isn't all that good, I'd like to know what's good.

>>151284017
Seethe more, swarthoid.

>>151284017
Being a Formula 1 driver.

>>151283846
He watched too many news stories trying to make guns extra scary
>full semi-automatic

>>151283510
Imagine how much money they put into lando this year alone, let alone all the previous years at mclaren. They probably have an entire storehouse filled with lando merch and some crazy ad campaign ready right now.
Mclaren has even pushed him to model and do a whole swarm of PR for brands. I think they'll lose a ton of money from these deals alone if ps3 wins the wdc.
They probably already have some limited edition road car named after lando they have ready to debate WHEN he wins.

>>151284384
Fully semi automatic bolt burst chambered in 45mm FPO made by Kolt Koch

>>151284384
>fully semi-automatic muzzle loaded muskets need to be banned

>>151284393
>Oscar wins the wdc
>they just blank out "Lando norris" and put an iron on of Oscar's face on every shirt and sell that to recoup costs

>>151283510
Probably wasn't the plan for Piastri to learn rather quick or for their Golden Boy to turn out to be such a shitter.

>>151284685
Would actually buy a shirt if they had to do that.

>>151284685
>>151285118
>'4' hastily redrawn into an '8' with a differently sized '1' next to it

If Mad Max doesn't win the championship, I'd rather the English homosexual Norris win. Pee ass tree fans are unbearable, always playing the victim and blaming Piastri's poor results on a worldwide Jewish-Masonic conspiracy.

Literally, nigger/women behavior.
Everyone is responsible for my failures except me.

>>151285226
Australians are so whiny, i should know and yes
i want lando/max to win

good morning anons

I don't want either of the mclaren weakminds in their cheat car to win, period.

>>151285273
>good morning

>Oscar screwed out off title
>wants to leave immediately
>gets his wish
>McLaren is like "Oh no, it's late and our academy only exists in name, now we have to sign someone Lando can actually beat"
>Fired Tsunoda fails upwards

bros...?

>>151285677
good night for you mon

pursuit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6p24bJ8_tM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6p24bJ8_tM
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE

>>151271561 (OP)
>FIA president Mohammed Ben Sulayem looks set to win re-election unopposed
lmfao, so despite all the kvetching from the drivers and team bosses they've chosen to do absolutely nothing
Are they taking a page out of the EUs book by just ignoring the islam question and hoping it goes away?
kwab

>>151285774
Imagine if Max retires from F1 to run for FIA president.

>>151285762
>>151285768

>>151285768
How is this F1 related?

>>151285768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_nLMvFlQqg
>just started playong on the foobar shuffle

>>151271703
Total Amazon Death
>>151271733
kwab
>>151272752
Wow, he's so white
>>151274235
Surely this is quali pace no? Yuki was nowhere in both and the McLarens were able to sniff Max's ass the entire duration of the race.

>>151285855
I just wanted sainz sr to be the next fia president

>>151285683
>McLando manages to build another cheat car
>Tusonoda completely demolishes Lando and wins 4 WDC in a row

>>151276833
I expected this to be Velcuz
>>151277513
Just like how Lewis isn't Bri-oh wait.

true close racinng, take note F1

KWAB

zak is FAT

>>151277513
>why didnt they call the algerian guy french?

WHEN WE LOSE
I AM BLACK
WHEN WE WIN
I AM FRENCH

>>151276793
He's an exception

>>151286829
that doesn't seem possible, lads.

>>151286835
>in a matter of minutes
Florida man is no mere human

Do you think /f1/ could've fielded a team for the 1989 season? It looks like they were just letting everyone put a car on the grid.

there's another police chase police chase owl anon

>>151287128
link fagit

>chp just crashed trying to pit
>suspect just crashed
>>151287150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6p24bJ8_tM
this one isnt playing the current chase
https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/live/

>>151287326
>thing, I don't know why

>>151287382
whys this so erotic.. what is it..

when is cheatlaren going to reveal their special livery

Right it's Friday evening, how many bongs until FP1?

>>151287762
set

>>151287762
small

>>151287762
really like him to have more baku weekends. we need our seventh state little brothers up there too

Who among them will be P1 in terms of securing an F1 seat?

>>151287954
neither look gapeable to me

>>151287965
grug got gaped

Ferrari 2028

>Leclerc left to Mercedes/Aston Martin/McLaren
>Hamilton retired
>driver pairing is Gasly-Bearman
>team principal is Antonello Coletta
>new PU is a shitbox and chassis is even worse
>no wins, no podiums, not even regular points

Can Alba save them?

>>151287990
Ferrari won't ever win anything again, and no one should drive for them, not even if it means writing history as the "first female F1 driver" or something.

>>151288009
It's the 2020s, she can do both F1 and OF at the same time.

alba larsen pictures = guaranteed erection of my penis

I wish that I was an F1 fan in 2021. I wish that I experienced the Abu Dhabi race of that year.

>>151288009
You’ll likely enjoy a 1 month vacation for even jokingly admitting being underage. Just saying

Hebephilia of F1 Academy girls is bad.

alba larsen is a sexy woman who drives racing car just adequately

>>151288074
Good enough for me

>>151288074
Stopped reading after "woman" and took out my gearstick

>>151287095
I wish they'd let more shitter teams onto the grid.
I want to see some billionaires pet project crash and burn.
Aston floudering doesn't hit the same

>>151288132
They are

>>151287795
fuck off
we need our faggot state brothers to do worse so we can doohan back

>>151288151
More than 1

>>151287095
That continued until the mid-90s.

>>151272752
SANITARIUM
LEAVE ME BE

>>151288151
only the saudi backed ones
qatar

>>151288132
>Aston floudering doesn't hit the same
What if Honda fucks up the engines again, wasting the Airbender?

So uh.. how fucked are Redbull

>>151288182
Wasting the Airbender, and Alonso vs Honda 2.
I'm ready

>>151288190
I think people are underestimating Red Bull and Audi for next year and overrating Mercedes and Ferrari

>>151288182
I believe in honda

>>151288153
sadly douhan hitched his wagon to the alpeen trainwreck and there's no way to salvage that

>>151288190
>Ford focusing on the electric systems
Ouch.

I don't think Lance Stroll or Fernando Alonso (45 years of age) will be able to handle a Newey rocket
It's going to be like Perez/Lawson/Tsunoda trying to drive the RB20/RB21

>>151288235
alonsos old will he break

>>151288236
gms

>>151288235
>Newey
>rocket
lol

>>151288245
Uhm, Challenger was a thing.

>>151288235
Maybe the fact that lolson and tusnoda are the worst drivers on the grid had something to do with it...

>>151288206
If it’s an engine formula either Mercedes or Ferrari will have it figured out, most likely Mercedes. However I expect there to be a huge aero loophole basically Brawn GP diffuser tier, and I think that Audi and Cadi have a chance of discovering it since they’ve been pouring over the regulations since their inception.

>>151288255
Nah, but newey said that the regulations are very open, so something like that, maybe not as big, could happen, but i dont think audi or caddi would be the lucky ones

>>151288255
>aero loophole
my take on f1 is that performance is all about how your tires are working, not about downforce or something

500

indy

>>151288235
They're going to be slow enough for a female f1 driver or they're going to slow them down further

>>151288255
Pouring over? You mean their rule books are covered in cum? Or did you mean poring over?

>>151288255
>think that Audi and Cadi have a chance of discovering it since they’ve been pouring over the regulations since their inception.
Cute that you think no other teams have staff dedicated just to that part alone

>>151288300
After 2009 all teams have that one autistic Japanese dude who takes every sentence in the rules 100% literally

>>151288319
It could be my brain cooking up bullshit, but I swear I read somewhere that one of the team principals or chief engineers of one of the teams studied law on the side just to give themselves an edge at finding and exploiting loopholes in the regs.

>>151288349
>>151288319
That's why you play for Plan C

>>151288355
>Plan B production
>Plan C strategy

What was Plan A?

>>151288391
having sex with rebecca ferguson

>>151288395
we are checking

>>151288395
It was Kerry Condon in the F1 flick, not Rebecca

first outing of the new V8 supercar supra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwK6nNilqHA

>>151288413
WHAT THE HELL

>>151288413
>in the F1 flick
No one watched that shit, anon.
Might as well have been Hamilton's ugly hag of a mother for all anyone cares.

>>151288429
>No one watched

7th highest grossing film of the year in the world

>>151288433
more than supeyman btw :O

>>151288433
All Indians

>>151288433
Against what competition, anon?
Cinema isn't what it used to be.

>>151288449
Actually, F1: The Movie recently moved up to 6th against IP-based blockbusters like Superman (7th), Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (8th), The Fantastic Four: First Steps (10th) and Thunderbolts (13th).

>>151288416
oh what a feeling

>>151288471
>Superman (7th), Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (8th), The Fantastic Four: First Steps (10th) and Thunderbolts (13th).
You're trying to tell me people watched any of that trash?

>>151288476
>t. Akagündüz the Ardent connoisseur of Til Schweiger comedies and scat porn

>>151288479
M8 you just listed 4 piles of goyslop, 2 of which are literally on their 3rd reboot.

>>151288479
>Til Schweiger comedies
Take back that vile slander! Right now!
I do not and will never enjoy those.

>>151288523
The Poopeater of Potsdam.

>>151288540
He already denied watching the F1 movie, come up with some new material.

leo thread

>>151288586
>>151288586
>>151288586

>>151288587
not this time
i'm sorry

>>151288256
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>151288413
She looks like Rebecca's uglier and wrinklier long-lost Irish sister

Imagine being named
>Tim Cook
LMAO