Thread 151276032

>>151276032 (OP)
kys arsewogg

thisisthethreadbtw

>>151276064
>racism
oi no room for that

does fuck all except against shitters

waiting for the australian pedo to get here

>>151276078
>salah but black

got one for you haha
>the welsh

>>151276078
He's a racist. Simple as.

>>151276032 (OP)
She's the most beautiful athlete I've ever seen.

hate arsenal
luv liverpool

>>151276136
if pookeres wanted to farm pens he should've stayed in poortugal

>>151276147
You're the most limp wristed simp I've ever seen.

why are sandcastle so shit?

>>151276078
>Rooney for zoomers

>>151276032 (OP)
>dont forget the subject edition
works as both a wink towards that lad that got thread mogged by subject carelessness and a nice reminder to stay on the subject of /epl/ when posting :)

>You MUST use the subject aaaaaaaaaaa
why are threadautists like this?

>>151276404
not taking your thread mogging well I see

the canadian arsewog is here

>>151276266
Gordon is a nailed-on starter

>>151276496
>canadian

classic germans going for 10 being unnecessarily cruel

>>151276496
excuse me what did you call me? (dog whistles towards aw to report this sick son of a bitch)

>>151276527
And I thought San Marino had turned a corner. Gone straight back to square one.

>>151276527
They have no class that's why. That's what you can always depend on with the gallant Anglo - class. It was the entire world against this tiny little island, God's island, and it was such an unfair fight that the noble Anglo introduced rules of combat and the like just to give them a chance. We never go double digits against the likes of San Marino. Not because we couldn't do it, but because it would be crass.
That's what Gary Neville should think of when he sees our heroic flag flying high and fluttering in the breeze.

>>151276513
Gordon's coming to Liverpool la

>Harry Mong doesn’t play
>England instantly look a thousand times better
Funny that isn’t it? I don’t give a fuck how many times he’s padded his stats vs the titans of poopensharten 06 and the giants of Hoffenfart he’s an albatross around the neck of this England team. He also always disappears in big games

>>151276602
Cool! Liverpool destroying another player!

>>151276032 (OP)
Good OP

>Grealish doesn't play
>Foden doesn't play
>Trent doesn't play
>Walker doesn't play
>Bellingham doesn't play
>James doesn't play
>Kane doesn't play
>Maguire doesn't play
>Gordon plays
>Rice plays
>Saka plays
>3 Villa players play
>England instantly look a thousand times better
Funny that isn’t it? I don’t give a fuck how many times they've padded their stats vs the titans of poopensharten 06 and the giants of Hoffenfart they're all albatrosses around the neck of this England team. They also always disappear in big games

>>151276590
>We never go double digits against the likes of San Marino. Not because we couldn't do it, but because it would be crass.

>>151276830
That was Southgate he doesn't count. His sole mission was to destroy England.

>>151276773
Doesn’t work because Grealish, Foden, James, and Maguire don’t play in farmers leagues.

>>151276954
>EPL
Yeah they do

>>151276954
>>151277108

>>151276773
saka is shite

>>151277831
yeah i don't get why these mongs hype up saka so much, it's annoying af. i'd much rather slurp up jack grealishs chode cock

>>151276773
The team is just as good with Kane starting. Tuchel is just elite.

>>151277980
Yeah England is just absolutely world class with foreigners

>>151276032 (OP)
peculiar buck

https://youtu.be/OvdFP3TvpsU?t=5654
did you know rogers sounded like that?

>>151278003
Based England. They will win the World Cup.

>>151276709
mmm yeh throw it back on a thug

Was Erling Haaland really?

>>151278993
R ling Haaland

>>151279307
sup 190

>>151279430
sup poopdickschizo

>>151276773
Gordon was shockingly poor. Grealish not at the level. Foden I think is decent but doesn't fit into the England team. Bellingham is cancer. Kane is world class and should start. Walker is done. Maguire is done. Trent might be able to do a job, same with James. Standout players today were Anderson and Spence.

lmao the dossers listen to talksport

>>151279307
The Blaketranny is a Scottroon

>>151279682
>Gordon was shockingly poor. Grealish not at the level. Foden I think is decent but doesn't fit into the England team. Bellingham is cancer. Kane is world class and should start. Walker is done. Maguire is done. Trent might be able to do a job, same with James. Standout players today were Anderson and Spence.
Sorry but I don't want blacks in my team

my boy Jadon suddenly getting a lot of talks in X not because of his impressive footballing skill but because he tattooed the name of some gold digging whore on his neck

>>151280158
very problematic post
#kickitout

>>151276032 (OP)
Lost all respect for him when he cheated on his pregnant wife with a pornstar

>>151280185
>using X
Go back, zoomer

>Liverpool are eager to offer Arne Slot a new contract, with his agent reportedly already working on the deal
Just when I had stopped laughing at Big Jim giving Amorim 3 years.

>>151280506
>the only liverpoo player that can score

>>151280506
very weird player for me, he always seems so one dimension just cuts inside never passes to the overlapping fullback, loses the ball every time
but he scores quite a bit

>>151281085
one dimensional* i meant

YFW when you remember that da Arsenal is leading the table?

>>151281085
confirmation bias

Gotta ask, >we are happy for rashfords success right? Seems like a good lad and the trashford was always a bit mean, even if he really was dogshit at times

>>151285070
no i don't like mancs

OH MY GOODNESS IS THAT ENGLAND'S VERY OWN STARBOY BUKAYO SAKA!!!

OH MY WORD TARQUIN PASS THE SHANDY I WITNESSED ANOTHER SCINTILLATING DISPLAY FROM BUKAYO SAKA ENGLAND'S GREAT YOUTH

iraq will qualify to the WC and we will beat ingurland 1 nil, check em

>>151286381
you a shia init?

>>151286425
YES, i'll teach you in the occult of our ancient teachers once assna win the premier league.

We cant qualify for shit

we dat starboy blud

>>151280986
nice to see club owners that dont give a fuck what their sub 80 iq fans think should be done desu

>>151276032 (OP)
why is the man presenting like that

>>151286961
That's nice. Put another prawn on the barbie, champ.

what happened to england's brightest new brixton prospect myles lewis-skelly? didn't he score bags of goals isn't he the next trent alexander-arnold?

>>151276032 (OP)
whos the bitch? the one on the right i mean

>still 8 days of this shit
really not enjoying this /int/ break lads

>>151276773
anderson is levels above rice. rice is the albatross around this england team btw.

>>151287633
anderson and rice are shit

rashford welbeck sterling sancho
milner henderson
burn shaw maguire stones
pickford
simple as

>>151276079
That's a new character, how's he a pedo?

van djik doesn't have good jeans

>>151276078
remember when Balo did this?

>>151287770
anderson is excellent and will go for ~90m+ next summer.
rice holds the team back, undroppable though. won't be surprised if he's made captain

>>151276078
I remember Saka taking a pen for England in a Euros final
Magical day

I've noticed a lot of pundits lately use the word "agricultural" when describing a passive defensive style of football and it's the most retarded shit I've ever heard, football has nothing to do with agriculture and it sounds even more condescending than just saying farmer or countryside.
It's trying to sound fancy with 0 substance and I get that a jew like Ornstein or illiterate footballers on the level of Rooney or Grealish would use it, but actual good pundits using it?
Makes me sick. Imagine being paid to say a team in the prem plays more of an agricultural style. Oh, they play on a grassy pitch? They play with a catcus up their ass? They use hydroponics and scythe to outsmart the opponent? You mean patient, like watching plants grow? You mean haybale throwing, like strong and sturdy? Why not just say that then?

>>151287944
>anderson is excellent
lmao you have no knowledge, hes the geordie rice
absolute crap

>>151288073
righto champ

Why did he stop trying lads?
He was bossing entire midfields on his own end of last season.

>rice west ham
second coming of christ
>rice arsenal
overrated, shit player


the arsenal mind virus is chronic i'm afraid

Steven Gerrard thinks that Declan Rice has gone to the next level since he joined Arsenal: “In the Premier League, I think Declan Rice is a really, really good midfielder. I like an awful lot about him. I like the kid, I like his mentality, I like the way he’s gone to the next level at Arsenal, he’s adding different things to his game. I think he’d be a really tough, strong opponent, a good challenge.”

>>151288000
an esl (welsh cunt) like you just doesn't get it

>>151288260
Put another prawn on the barbie, lad.

>>151288000
>>151288271
It means they smell like cow shit and marry their cousins
It's a racist dog whistle

>>151288301
perfect for a farmers league like the epl

>>151288246
His heads at utd.

England may have beaten the mighty Wales but they’ll never have a player as talented as a prime Gareth Bale, and today’s Jude Bellingham is simply yesterdays Aaron Ramsay, thoughteverbeit, Ramsay was a much superior player.

>>151288246
Got that fat contract freshly inked from Sir Jim on the horizon, knows he never needs to try on the pitch ever again so long as he lives

Everything is leading up to Man Utd beating Liverpool after the international break.

>>151288432
It's just like the Ferguson era again.
Mad for it

>>151288312
Read this as
>"his heads a turd"
Thought I was going to have to tell you to kick it out for a second.

>>151288380
Put another prawn on the barbie lad

>>151285070
Trashford is a term of endearment

>>151288432
For the sake of the league I hope they don't because with Liverpool out of the picture and with City already out of the picture it'll be a one horse race. Arsenal have already overturned a 5 point deficit in the space of 10 days. Nobody can catch them at this rate.

it was funny when scousaars thought the season was over and they had already won when they were playing like shit and were 5 points ahead
its hilarious now arse-anal are doing the same with 1 point kek

>>151288490
Scousers were getting uppity after an easy run of fixtures but have hit a wall as soon as they play a few tough teams back to back. All of these opta stat thingies were saying arsenal had by far the hardest start to the season so it was expected that they'd drop points here and there. But even with those fixtures they only lost once. Liverpool have lost back to back and still have much harder games coming.

I've seen enough. Man United are winning the league.

>>151288490
best is that they genuinely believe they arent playing percentage football
3rd in corners after sam and pulis btw

>You're only allowed to win in ways I approve
>I want corners banned

>>151288522
*scores a corner on you*
'ave it

>>151288490
>>151288513
no they weren't because they were too busy crying about szoboslzai and gakpo still starting

, what an absolutely shit league when a shit team like arsenal are top
embarrassing to the other 19 tinpot clubs

For future reference
When you're seething in full caps at 20 past 5 in the morning on 4chan you're broadcasting to everyone that you're angry at yourself and your own shit life rather than the subject in your post

watching wwe while laughing at how tragic odegaard is

>>151288653
his life is all about arsenal

>watching wwe
Did the terminally-online manchild brag about watching oiled-up men have a fake fight?

>>151288615
False. They were saying szoboszlai at fullback was a slot masterstroke and playing shit but scoring last minute winners (against 10 men 50% of the time btw) was a sign of champions. Now they're pivoting and saying they're in transition because €150m Isak needs to adjust to the league

>>151288676
nah they hate szoboslzai bc he's boring and does nothing like henderson

>>151288671
Put another prawn on the barbie, mate.

>>151288653
This is like the fourth or fifth day in a row as well, to make it even worse.

im afraid you lot follow too many pakis on X, the paki app

Why is this London retard bragging about posting on 4chan during the day?

>>151288690
Going to get on your Brazilian vpn next? Sad cunt

>he says while using 4chan during the day himself
he's actually defending twitter ahahahahaha

just went on twitter.com and it instantly redirected, so is that the old name just used by slow cunts who spend literally all day indoors and fuck all else to seethe about?

>>151288711
Proabably his Canadian one

Remember Geovanni

i spend all day indoors using x to share my worthless opinions that get 0 likes because im a sad muslim

>>151288726
Not involved in this conversation but nobody is calling it "X" you big gay nerd

Just say "Twitter" and a tranny will seethe

call that team Newton Heath or you brown!!

>>151288736
shit player overhyped because he's a monkey

>>151288726
Yeah it's his life mate to seethe about all manners of nothing

>>151288745
>n-no I not involved but I will jump in I just don't want abuse in return
You are a fucking cowardly shut-in cunt. Stop using 4chan as social media.

>>151288745
we don't sign our posts here

>>151288768
As I said, not involved lel, I'm typing this from my office at work where I am one of the bosses lel.

Tonight I will go to the gym and then spend it with my girlfriend. Tomorrow we will do Parkrun together with our friends and then Norf FC aren't playing so I might paint some Warhammers.

>>151288753
GMS!

And I was just about to post

Why has every UK thread turned into a smelly incel /britfeel/ pity party of the mentally unwell.

Like 10 years ago at least Bog Sim, for example, was a medical student and people had jobs.

Now it feels like anyone remotely normal is rare and it's pure neurotic cunts in their smelly little fishbowl.

>>151288768
>he says while using 4chan as social media

arsenal customers are the kpoop stans of football

just look at the arsewogs itt

>>151288792
Go back to pol you fucking mongoloid begging for social interaction

>going to work at a proper job
Kek
I'm a freelance artist.
Did about 3hrs work this week and just spend the rest of time either wandering around or smashing slags. On four for this week and out predding now.

Pussio whines about what 4chan threads are like. Go outside.

>>151288804

I have my mate's chats, 5-a-side chats, missus. But this place can be good at times. Do you?

Pussios trying to turn /EPL/ into /brit/. No one cares about your boring life. This ain't a blog. Stop posting like a fat single mum.

>>151288827
To be fair it is international break

IS THAT ENGLAND'S VERY OWN STARBOY CUTTING INSIDE AGAIN OH GOODNESS OLIVIA DARLING PASS THE SMELLING SALTS

IS THAT ENGLAND'S VERY OWN CHAV PRINCE FODEN CUTTING INSIDE AGAIN OH GOODNESS ELLIE DARLING PASS THE RIZLA

Why can't we host a world cup? We've had ONE ever. The US is about to have TWO and they don't even play football. And then it's going to Saudi Arabia next decade. It's a fucking joke. They hosted one in QATAR. The absolute state of FIFA.

>>151288831
let's have a curry together then to celebrate all the pakis itt

>>151288858
no one wants to go to wembley it's a fucking morgue

>>151288858
doesn't matter they'd shove women all over it for dei and equality

OH BLIMEY ARE THOSE OUR BRAVES LIONESSES KICKING THE BALL ABOUT LIKE MY STEPSONS U14 TEAM THAT'S BLOODY OUTSTANDING LOVE

>>151288858
who wants to be on an island with brown inbreds and white inbreds

>>151288736
>>151288757
hes no elano

>>151288726
problem with X as a name is its a bit shit and just a letter so feels a bit less clear what youre talking about, there are some seething weirdos that are mad anyone right of mao isnt banned on there now and use the name for seething political reasons but who cares about them

A member of ukpunting

Is this /pol/ mong one of you having a tantrum or summat? Either way its obnoxious, needs to fuck off already

>>151288931
get back on your vpn arsewog

>>151288792
>the mentally unwell
yep he was losing his mind at 5am about one particular goal out of three scored in a friendly
care in the community has truly failed
we're dealing with a genuinely mentally-ill poster

>>151288949
Why are you replying to yourself you weird freak?

>>151287614
lel

Nvm I see whats happening now. AW sockpuppeting and reposting shit so he can control the thread again. Sad sad fuck he is

>>151286286
>>151286335
>>151286911
are these posts really causing this much seethe? yeah its a bit sad to be posting that at 5am but >>151288949 is mentally ill levels of caring

pure unbridled seethe at 5am and even now
thank fuck he spends all day indoors just malding (really it's because he's angry at himself)
if he went out he would be a danger to children

Maybe he'll go on about ENIC protests in smelly bedrooms next

>>151288807
Only thing your smashing is microwave burgers down your fat gullet (your mum brings them to your bedroom)

this arsewog bloke doesn't seem to post nearly as much as the people obsessed with him

>>151288994
Ok, now I know you're a paki.
It's not hard having sex as a WASP man.

Is this one of those beautiful English roses i have heard about?

>>151289037
Scouse not English

>>151289031
yank detected

The Yid protests gimmick truly did a number on him mind
Hasn't really been posted in weeks if not months
And it's all he can think about

Getting to the point where I'm considering filtering the word he or him

>>151289049
Speaking of, when is InvertTheWing's 'biggest protest ever' taking place?

>>151289057
You are allowed to do things without blogging them on 4chan. Your social media platform of choice

>>151289068
*filters you*

>>151289057
That's used far too often to filter

5am lmaoooo

who's gonna pocket Wirtz in the Utd game, himself?

>>151287944
>will go for ~90m+ next summer
>Newcastle have a buyback clause of £5m more than they sold him for

just a feeling, but could see wirtz having his breakout game against manure causing a /mug/ ruckus of proportions not seen for some time

>>151288858
The biggest insult is Mexico hosting it three times which is going to be a record. Every tournament I hear this meme about Mexico being an elite soccer nation. They've never been beyond the QF and the only time they've achieved that is when they've hosted so they get host privileges.

>>151289132
The absolute cope of this

>>151289203
this is what im talking about, from a tiny bit of form (luck) the manure customer hubris is returning, the /mug/ ruckus will be immense

>>151289132
Could also see Wirtz flopping yet again, resulting in Liverpool dropping 9 points in their last 3 PL matches. Football is a very fickle game.

>>151289231
true but at this point we all expect another 009 flop
the reverse would make the /mug/ even sweeter, its all set up to happen

>>151288949
>we're dealing with a genuinely mentally-ill poster
man, what are you expecting? unironically
also
THREE YEARS OF AMORIM
/mug/ is stronger than ever

>>151289252
Personally, I enjoy my /mug/s when United fans are given a brief glimmer of hope before a shit result crashes them back down to earth again. So I'm hoping for a fairly respectable draw again Liverpool where they play alright, followed by them getting battered at home by Brighton.

>>151289338
i can respect it, but i see them already getting cocky in this thread and the long buildup during the International break gives them lots of time for delusions
im predicting a sweet /mug/

Would /mug/ or /lug/ be more pleasing?

>>151289357
Yeah desu a /mug/ after the Liverpool game would still be pretty nice. Good to know that Ruben's at the wheel for two more years so we've got many more to come.

I say this with as little malice as possible. I know the resident Geordie is a very sensitive fella
Newcastle need to ship Gordon out immediately

>>151289031
You couldn’t smash eggs you fat smelly cunt

>>151289109
Newcastle don’t have a buy back clause, why are you making things up you STUPID SCOTCH CUNT

>>151289398
Gordon is powerfully mid

gammons love shinnies

>>151289099
the bench

>>151289473
Get proper shinnos back and you get proper tackles back. Simples.

>>151289473
Legit what is the point of those "micro pads" they look smaller than a postit

>>151289527
because the rules say you need them but nothing else about them and they dont want them

>>151276527
Why dont Italians who wont get called for Italys national team wont just get San Marinos citizenship?

>>151289473
weird headline

MYLES LEWIS-SKELLY THE RIVETING YOUNG HIGHBURY TALENT TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM WITH ONE GOAL TO HIS NAME... YOU WON'T FORGET HIS NAME

>>151289473
You would think that football clubs and the affiliated sportswear companies would be doing more to protect the health of their multi-million pound assets.

>>151289548
Yeah it's exactly this, the players hate them because they obviously restrict free movement.
The risk to reward ratio is heavily skewed in favour of not wearing them at all, the only reason this is a conversation is because last night Watkins would've benefitted - a bit - from proper shin pads. An article you'd only see during an interlull.

>>151289562
If you think obtaining an Italian citizenship via naturalization is hard, don't look up how long it takes to get a Sammarinese one

>>151288273
Arsewog SEETHING

>>151289473
RETVRN

>>151289641
>they obviously restrict free movement
They don't really though because they lie on the shin. Elbow pads and knee pads, sure they do because the joint they cover has to bend and be flexible to some degree and the pad can impede that. If your shin is bending then you need to drink more milk.

Russell Martin Gets Sack, Strikes Back

>>151289473
How aren’t players constantly getting their legs snapped?

>>151288711
we don't sign our posts here
>>151288720
Mo needs to slow down

Now that we know Amorim is getting 3 years no matter what, THIS is the forecasted squad for next season based on reputable rumours.

>>151289714
>They don't really though
The players would know better than you.
>b-but [the hvckin science-]
Calm down. They know better than you.

>>151289902
>Now that we know Amorim is getting 3 years
err....!!

>>151289902
Looks good

>>151289910
>daily mail
You're trans, aren't you.

>>151289907
twat

>>151289953
I'm going to spare you the obvious rebuttal, but to think you know better than the people who are actually wearing the shin pads has knocked me fully over. So in your mind they are foregoing all the safety benefits of shin pads for absolutely no reason? Gawww I just want to slide tackle right through you

>y-you trans and/or brown if you post right wing media [but only if it makes my post look foolish]
Learn to tie a noose you shut-in wanker. Practice on yourself by all means. We don't need you stealing oxygen any more.

>>151289907
done him
+ blessed 'arry kane captcha

>>151289907
They do it so menopausal women can see a silhouette of their perfectly toned legs and masturbate

>Commentary legend Martin Tyler has recalled how Liverpool's famous 4-3 win over Newcastle United in 1996 was his favourite game he ever commentated on
But the Scousers said (lied) about how he hated them?

>>151290017
im a geordie and i dont get why this match is famous or why it gets hyped by pundits
it wasnt decisive in the season

>>151289902
>no bruno
love it already

Vidic has a higher win percentage in the Premier League than Van Djik, Terry, and Kompany.

>>151290187
Will love the £100M from Saudi for him :)

>>151289902
>de light
seriously
Also wLirtz is already telling excuses
If someone says this to a manager, the later one already know the player can't follow instructions

>>151290635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aUk8mdscQg
starting now U21 chads

>hurr you posted at 4 am in the morning that means you're a loser
thick cunt doesn't know that some people do night shifts or does he think everyone is a brick layer like him?

>>151290850
>the uploader has not made the video available in your country
you're going to have to provide me with a mirror link (whatever that is) or if none exist create one yourself

>>151276032 (OP)
how do we feel about fm cutting nation teams for woemens football

>>151290875
try the canuck broadcasting corporation on terrestrial

I’m tired of international breaks

>>151290909
i would characterise my feelings as a mix of discontent and confusion

>>151290912
just my luck this is the one time the cbc isn't showing a u21 England game

>>151288736
if you know who's in goal you wouldnt be shocked

>>151290350
De Ligt has been good

>>151290858
Why would someone after a night shift seethe on 4chan at 5am though? Clearly you are defending yourself and you don't have a job. They'd hit the pillow and sleep, meanwhile you are a worthless, jobless, friendless, sexless incel.
SEE YOU TOMORROW MATE, HOURS (and it will be hours since I'll be fast asleep at that time - I have a life unlike you) AFTER YOU POST AT 5AM IN ALL CAPS SEETHING ABOUT FUCK ALL YET AGAIN!!!!

>so don't turn out de ligt
>(E-ah-e-ah-eh)

are we really going to judge a bit of late night posting, schizo posting sure, seething sure, but good natured shit posting?
let him who has never posted in all caps at 5am throw the first (You)

Legitimately can say I've never in my life seethed at 5am about ANY football club on 4chan.org
>I-it was late night
5am isn't late night though is it
It's early morning
To the point he (you) either woke up and immediately started seething about Arsenal (my personal belief) or stayed up all night and into the early morning seething about them (EVEN WORSE!!!)

>about Arsenal
told on yourself there AW lad

>Tomasson insists anyone questioning the importance of Gyokeres in this Arsenal setup doesn’t “understand football”.

>Speaking at a news conference on Monday, as per FotbollSkanalen, the Sweden manager said: “Viktor Gyokeres is in very good form at the moment and is very good.

>“If people say he doesn’t have an impact (on matches), then they don’t understand football and don’t have a clue about football. He creates space for other players, works on the ball and makes runs.

>“It’s excellent and he scores goals almost all the time, so he has an impact and has been very good. It’s always nice, as you need time when you come to a new club.”

>>151291024
>let him who has never posted in all caps at 5am throw the first (You)
>>151291063
>too scared to give a (You)
very VERY telling

5am
International break
Crying about an unimportant goal scored in a friendly 9 hours ago
You NEED to rope

>>151291112
and yet a certain someone is too scared to throw a (You) to prove innocence
telling on yourself AGAIN

but as long as he's just staying here on 4chan it's fine
GCHQ hopefully is keeping an eye on him
incel rage like that at 5am needs taking a look at

>>151289803
Because noones lunging anymore. If you wanna see lunges nowadays you've got to watch libertadores or one of the sudaca leagues. I'm not in favor of players visiting snap city but the game has clearly got less physical the past decade and players are getting booked for fuck all now. When you get booked for some minor foul that may not even have been a foul 10 years ago you've got no incentive to try sliding tackles unless it's some last-ditch attempt to kill a counter.
Might just be the EPL that's gotten soft or gotten soft refs cause I caught a bundeslel game the other day and the ref was allowing everything, it was so refreshing to watch for once.

>I innocent because you not reply!!
4chan is your entire life so just end it. After thanking Maggie for you being free.

Most penalties won in the Premier League since 2016/17:

◉ 74 - Man City
◉ 66 - Man Utd
◉ 60 - Liverpool
◉ 59 - Chelsea
◉ 55 - Crystal Palace
◉ 53 - Brighton
◉ 51 - Arsenal
◉ 49 - Leicester
◉ 44 - West Ham
◉ 42 - Tottenham

posting in all caps at 5am is so powerful its still being discussed 12 hours later
much to think about

reminder that 190 is an arsenal fan who shitposts 24/7 about arsenal so he can create a fake narrative that they're persecuted and has created several gimmicks and boogeymen to pretend that there is some kind of group that hangs out here 24/7 (when in fact, he does). see 'arsewog' (too scared he is to type this word now), scousemong, citymong, dave. they're all him. while he vpn hops on his phone.

all done to distract he got shat on by nigel farage, shat on by the girl he e-simped for, shat on by people who discovered he uses a vpn, shat on by people who saw him try to sneak in as other trips (geezer with a barcadi breezer, top lad etc) and trying to make people forget he raped his underage niece.

Earlier he even seethed about people posting during the day while doing so himself. A complete disconnect between normal people and 'his' 'life'. A deeply disturbed little cunt who needs GCHQ to raid his hovel, hopefully he ends it before then!

>>151291197
>he raped his underage niece
He didn't rape her. He sexually abused her.

>>151291193
It was really weird and frankly disturbing how you posted at 5am seething, in all caps, is how I and everyone else will view your posts

>>151291197
You seriously need to get a life

I think the 5am poster should come forward and admit he is posting while sitting down for a wee

If your GOAT is named Muhammad, you’re cooked.

>>151291443
who is your countries boxing goat?

>>151291457
Floyd “Money” Mayweather, why?

5am though lmao
Take a look at yourself mate honestly. Whether you're a Yid, a rentboy, whatever anti-Arsenal customer you are, take a step back. It's too much

the 5am capslock bandit lives rent free in the mind of AW
could even go as far as to say hes done him

Uuh...football discussion..?

>>151291185
>Southern clubs at the bottom
>Northern clubs at the top
Really makes you think

>>151291735
well not much to say but england u21 are currently 3-0 up against moldova
we have a 9 called mubama who scored 2 goals which is quite the funny name in my personal opinion
bit like a cow saying obama

>>151291735
The thing about Arsenal is they always try to stoke it in

>>151291735
Unfortunately certain spergs on here would rather completely shit up the thread than stay on topic, which basically results in "Slop Six + meme teams".

Fun Fact: I re-posted what Gary Neville said onto /pol/ and got banned...

>>151292194
there a problem pal? we need to meet up for a fight?

>my smelly bedroom
>4:42am
>be there

He'll be doing it again tonight (very early tomorrow morning)

some say the 5am capslock bandit is lurking in the shadows even now
and when i say "some" i mean AW who cant get him out of his head

5am though
The taint hour of the day where he either spent all night seething or woke up early seething LOL!

I might set my alarm for midnight to see if I can catch a glimpse of the 5am bandit

>WORLD cup qualification
>all the european teams are playing other european teams

utter woke nonsense

women like exciting men, if you're going to bed at 9pm rest assured that her vagina is dry as a desert around you.

In 45 minutes Wirtz was unable to score at home against a 10-man Luxembourg

>>151276032 (OP)
fuck off I already whacked it 5 times in the last 24 hours i am beyond dizzy

>>151276266
they didn't build a newcastle

might be us in the title race unironically

utter woke nonsense

>>151289473
The smaller your shin pads are the more you like taking up the arse like zoomer chav fags

>>151290909
fms for incels that think they know about football anyway, enjoy your video game slop manchild.

been told the 5am bandit is up at that time to cruise around gay parks

>>151293593
He loves small, if any, shin pads as well

gonna watch wwe at 5am while im having a melty itt about socc- i mean football

>>151288858
You could be hosting the next one but you voted brexit

>While he has struggled to adapt to his new role at Liverpool, Wirtz was voted Germany's 'Footballer of the Year' in August, picking up his trophy before this match.
LMAO this is the best they have to offer? Newcastle's "idiot" signing just got subbed off after being shite btw

The manager knows more about football and his team more than you.

No goal or assist for Liverpool legend Flop "Florian" Wirtz - who was handed an award for being the best German player of 2025 before the match - at home against 10-man Luxembourg

>>151293454
This is all a tax scam or something, right?

>>151289473
Howell is just having a laugh with his cousin, Hinshelwood, on who can wear the smallest after Jack got called out on it last year

almost 10pm time for bed, see you in 7 hours
>t. you know who

am i supposed to care about any of this

Uhhh liverbros... How do we rationalise /our guy/ being the worst man on the pitch?

>>151294415
Isn't trusted to start for Liverpool either even when plainly fit and ready
Yet another disasterous Slot signing

>>151294415
epl is a farmers league

la liga > serie a > bundes=epl=ligue 1

i fuckin hate chavs

>>151294180
all I know is no one in the world googles "champions league table" and is looking for the womens. As a result I still don't know what the table looks like

>>151289473
Do proper shin pads really offer enough protection against a leg snapper?

>>151294820
Used to wear these bad boys me. Could kick a house down with them. Heard during the Cold War they were going to make bombshelters out of them.

>>151294855
Oh wow, those are heavy duty. Looks like something a riot officer would wear. Those I can see being very good. I meant the sort that Milner wears in that pic, the only front facing ones

>>151294855
>knocks on them for the referee

>>151294820
Honestly not sure, my mate has massive ones on at school and still managed to get his leg snapped in half. I feel like they must help a bit though, and the micro ones look ridiculous its just a matter of time until some preventable stupid injury happens.

>>151294910
All jokes aside, someone did wallop into me once when I had them on and I didn't feel a fucking thing they were great. The only problem was they made your shins sweat like absolute fuck.
I did have a pair of the front facing ones you mention, and I don't know if they were just in their infancy or not, but they were shit because they would slide all over under your sock. I think I had a pair with like one side of velcro or something on them so they would stay in place against your sock. Didn't really work though.

>>151294971
You think a referee wants a roundhouse kick to the face when you wearing those bad boys? Forget about it.

Saw a liverpool fan say Isak needs time to adapt to the EPL...

>>151295069
I seen that tweet and thought it was a parody account.

>>151295052
The tiny ones are definitely silly and considering what >>151295060 says, I have to imagine they're even more annoying to wear but maybe it's just easier to ignore. I have heard at least one actual player complain about the bigger front facing one sliding and it being awkward.

Haaland was raped

Is there something in Liverpools water that turns players to shit?

>>151295088
I did too but NOPE is a delusional scousaar

>>151294415
newcastle revenge was to sell a player without pre season training
Smart

>>151294855
British humour is so fucking dead. What's next? Talking about how you're gonna dropkick your nan?

>>151295069
needs time to adapt to the team but not to the epl
Plus for a £100n+ transfer from the same league, you'd be expecting him to make an impact straight away

liverpool fans would suck isaks dick meanwhile it's gakpoo doing bits for them this season

BUK-AY-YO

SA-KA

SA-KA

i see pissak has decided to start playing like jon dahl tomasson too

>arsenal 1st
>liverpool 2nd
>spurs 3rd
>bournewho? 4th
why is the prem so shit lads? do the teams need more time to adapt?

warra cl for arsenal

oh my science did englishman bukayo saka score again? my wife's boyfriend will hear about this

>>151298339
Liverpool not winning means the league is good

IT'S 4:30am AND I BLOODY HATE LIVERPOOL

I HATE THEM

IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HATE THAT BLIMMIN FECKIN CLUB LIVERPOOL!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

gakpo > saka

>>151300999
it's a farmer league either way

wowzers is that a heckin doggerino? what a lovely wholesome ebin pupperino! i'm just gonna have to nab him up and take him on me holibobs while my wife is away with the girls in jamaica! maybe i can get our lad bukayo saka to sign this pupperino

https://www.thisisanfield.com/2025/10/forgotten-right-back-still-playing-at-liverpool-academy-despite-being-over-age/
Nyr Calvin Ramsey

Mushy peas and bread at Marske United

£1.50

>>151295411
they need time to adapt to their national teams

>>151301260
is mushy peas an "i'm gonna be healthy today and watch what I eat" type thing for northerners

Scousaars are mentally ill

>>151301735
put some shrimp on the barbie and find out you paki

>>151301735
i think they're just tasty
they're like peas but easier to eat

>>151302276
we don't have pakis here lad, that's your thing

indians are pakis. mate.

>>151302394
grow some teeth you boomer faggot

>>151302643
every tried eating a bowl of peas with a wooden spoon on a full terrace?

>>151302706
no because im not a fat faggot that needs to eat at a match

yankified freak

Just devoured 1 whole rotiserrie chicken in 15 minutes lad

>>151302706
>every tried
they didn't teach you english at school, prajesh?

>>151302976
just watched The Raid 3 lad

Media did an excellent job of painting this selfish greedy cunt as one le wholesome good integrated immigrant to own the chuds when he's anything but. Just as selfish as his cohort back in the Yoruba tribes in Africa.

>>151304834
really hate this fucking cunt. like i would punch him if i saw him in the street. actual hate

>>151301050
So true

>>151304834
forwards are allowed to be selfish unless they're mo salah

>>151301735
Keep trying I'm sure everyone will forget you're from an unserious joke country

mo salah is washed, brown saka

>>151304834
fucking despise this smug looking cunt. his bbc is taking too many snowbunnies away from me. sick of it

there's a problem in this cunt

these threads are getting so fucken horribly bad, fuck is wrong with you schizos

oh my days is that bukayo saka, hope he comes to cornwall so he can my james gunn superman poster

>>151305277
1 more week lad

>>151305305
it'll be just as bad when the games come back, just a few extra non-schizo non-twitter esque football related posts bandied about here and there

Is this new one a yank on a proxy?

>>151305463
Yep, they're all the same guy. He's also living in my walls.

>>151304834
Grasping at straws.

>>151305337
I don't even know why I bother with this board any more

>>151305508
>foreign Arsenal plastic
Classic

>German Media Cast Florian Wirtz Verdict After Germany 4-0 Luxembourg
>"[He] should've gotten an assist, but Woltemade couldn't finish Germany's counter-attack in the 33rd minute." said Buli News.
>Meanwhile providing a comprehensive assessment of Wirtz's night's work, Der Spiegel wrote:
>"On a counterattack in the 32nd minute, he set up Woltemade perfectly, and then Kimmich shortly before halftime but, as in Liverpool, his teammates' proliferation of chances seemed to deny him the assists he deserved."
There's a theme with Wirtz where the British and German media like to blame everyone else for his misgivings

>>151305706
if it was the pass im thinking of it was complete dogshit and prime van basten wouldnt have scored from it

>>151305706
Based Woltemade putting it wide on purpose as a joke

>>151305077
you live in an Islamic caliphate and soon enough your mum will be forced to kick you out of your smelly little bedroom so she can accomodate the asylum seekers that have recently washed up on your shores. you’re not wrong about Australia being a joke country but it’s still 1000x better than the paki shithole you live in

Random gormless slags posted by a horny jeet

>>151306229
they're professional footballers

>>151306236
random gormless slags posted by a professional footballer horny jeet?

so who's gonna buy wharton? is he goin to man united? or will he be heading abroad?

>>151305818
German pissak

licking the arse of a flop manager because of his nationality
english arteta

injuries on international break is it
great stuff

>>151306460
so sad, couldnt happen to a nicer bunch

more like Smellingham, hehe

>>151305706
Real talk now, what does Wirtz have on the media, pundits, and journos? I've never seen such a flop get protected as much as he is. I seen one of them say he has no assists at Liverpool because Salah (186 in 295) and Isak (54 in 86) aren't good enough finishers. I might give them Isak because everyone knows he was carried by Murphy, but I won't be allowing them Salah.

>>151306539
cruel jokes like this are what forced a humble down to earth lad like JOBE™ to change his name

latest balding seethe and cope just dropped

any other football related content you can suggest during the break?

>>151306619
mandatory watch if you haven’t already
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goal!_(film_series)

>>151306619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT3ACkwoYD0&list=PLIw3kiE21h7yMR0S7D9nqxKuf_rciQ3Cn

FREE PALESTINE
DUN DUN DUN
GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD

>>151306582
In a shock twist, Liversimp, Edwards isn't wrong. Exact same thing has happened to Wissa.

>>151306726
why doesn't north east football correspondent for the torygraph write about wissa then

Arsenal and City will duke it out for the league again.

>>151306729
Because he's out injured.

mbeumo and cunha are flops

>>151306729
Wissa didn't cost £130m.

>torygraph
Real mature stuff as always from you.

>>151306751
everyone at the current United team would flop.

>>151306751
Coonier isn't gonna work in Man United, another player with talent who will be wasted and have his career ruined
Boom-O has been alright, let's see

>>151276032 (OP)
American girls are gold

>>151306781
bad take

>>151306781
good take

>>151305706
OK what is more likely

Salah, Ekitike, Isak, and now Woltemade and Kimmich are all shit and too stupid to understand Wirtz' genius
Or Wirtz is shit

Salah is a 4 time golden boot award winner btw

reijnders is a flop
ait nothing is a flop
wirtz is a flop
isak is a flop
zubimendy is a flop
gyokeres is a flop
joao pedo is a flop
xavi simons is a flop

>>151305566
you're welcome to leave any time

>>151306828
How about none of them are shit and Wirtz is adapting to a new league
HOWEVER
For his pricetag, he should be immediately contributing
I expect people to pick a certain thing out of this rational take and kvetch about it despite having context

>>151306848
but he can't you see as 4chan is his entire life!

>>151306856
He's not playing in a new league for the NT.

>>151306839
exactly this except just wirtz

>>151306862
Fair point, players can have bad games but apparently he made a few chances for the NT in the last game. Should've done better than hitting the post

cody gakpoo is liverpuds best player

yo bruv that wirtz be bringing new numbers to james bond fr, lil bro is like 009 lmao blud

wirtz is just havertz but black

wirtz is just gVwrtz but with a small cock

>>151306901
this but unironically and without the exaggerated slang

>>151306839
True but Zubimendi has been great and Gyökeres (already confirmed) should have been eased it behind Havertz but was forced to start every game due to Kai’s injury.

>>151306947
get back to your containment thread BOY

wirtz is just wirtz but shit

wirtz gets his arse licked by the media bc he's black and english and plays for a london club

>>151307028
it seems your AI assisted posting tools are malfunctioning, let me know if you need help with any settings

>>151306839
Zubimendi and Joao Pedro have been good
I suspect this is a bindipper trying to muddy the waters because Wirtz has been singularly atrocious

currently monitoring a brit anon going around /sp/ complaining about chavs like its 2006 (suspected time traveller)

>>151307122
It's like they're re-posting what some weird bot is spewing out. Leafposter probably is right that it's via some AI, look at the post ITT mentioning Superman, just weird nonsense.

>>151307118
suspect you're the arsewog
they've all been shit

yup chavs don't exist in 2025
white people that talk and act like wogs don't exist over here

don't get this sort of content on monday night football do you

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760190380876864.webm

>>151307233
the one who isn't our abs is an infuriating clapper

watching wwe but need to take a break to say how much i wanna fucking punch buyako saka

Nobody mentioning how sesko, cunha and mbeumo are the biggest flops

>>151307545
talking about flops is boring

if mounty didn't get injured every 3 games cunha wouldn't need to be signed

Coony will come good lads

>>151307545
completely forgot about sesko desu

>>151307385
>>151307605
careful now or risk being called a terminally-online manchild bragging about watching oiled-up men have a fake fight (this type of person will also call it wwf as an added barb)

forgot picture fuck me cut my life into pieces

Can't believe you fags just let your leagues pause for 2 weeks multiple times a season for national teams to play meaningless friendlies against Andorra or some shit.

>>151307752
cry about it gayewtist

>>151307780
FOY

>>151307752
if you didn't simp for women itt id call you based

>>151307780
you can't play handegg with other nations because nobody plays that shit

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

>>151307791
>simp for women
how dare you all I said was to give her a fair shake!

Just done a fat wirtz on the slot.

>>151307781
who rolled you across the border trev?

Americans only seem to pipe up about football when their one and only relevant sport is being played for its 4 months out of the year

>>151307827
>haha kate is so funny
this bitch is walled, niggas didn't care about her on SSN 15 years ago but start simping like ni---rs when the hag gets on an American "soccer" show

my AI assisted posting mechanism is set to take over at 450 posts but I'm working like the dickens to override it for you guys

>>151307834
we don't sign our posts here

Is this cunt a janitor? He's been shitting up the thread for like 3 days now and you get banned on here for far less

>>151307827
for me it's rebecca lowe

>>151307917
Rebecca Lowe does not speak four (4) languages and let Jamie Carragher spread his wings like a butterfly

>>151307900
is the cunt in the room with you right now? (hehe he is)

>>151307930
english is the only relevant language

>>151307962
while I wholeheartedly agree *gives emphatic dx chops to all the francophones around me* it does help a lot for player interviews

>>151307998
Fuck you're a massive poof

>>151308111
we don't sign our posts here

just a reminder to any of you.closet cases in here (we've got someone on the lookout) that if you express any positive sentiment towards a woman, especially if you bring up them being multilingual (a notoriously repulsive trait) a spotlight WILL be shone upon YOU (this hero who lurks in the shadows does seem to ignore all of daves gay fanfic however, doesn't see any problems there)

>>151308127
>>151308172
Mental illness

>>151308192
you're the one arguing with my advanced ai bot so maybe give your own head a shake

>>151308172
thanks for showing how gotten to you are :)

Blackburn Rovers legend Alan Shearer has dubbed Frimpong 'Slot's worst signing'

now we've got the 'gotten to' police lurking about, praying he doesn't slap his 'epic own' cuffs on me hehe

yup he's seethin

>>151308615
He's been posting for 40 hours straight rotating through different proxies. Can't imagine the state of his life to get this point.

another international duty injury
hint: couldnt have happened to a nicer lad at a nicer team

Canadajeet on the ropes my word he’s lost the plot this time, that failed comedian comment the other day has done a proper number on him. If anyone wants a laugh check the archives for how many time he’s posted “we don’t sign our posts here”, it’s in the thousands. Absolute care in the community case.

Tired of these international breaks

A lot of people getting awful mouthy knowing the thread is dying and I shan't be wasting my time unloading the clip on them. Truly a cowardly lot, starting to realize why they usually only peak their heads out at 5am

190 will be too sad mourning the death of his idol to spam 4chan tonight

hate this faux hard retard

and you know what IBP fuck you I'm not scared anymore have it, do your worst ok nobodies perfect

>Thomas Tuchel is 'very unhappy' in the England job and will not be staying on regardless of the outcome for England in the World Cup
>Sources say he is interested in the Manchester United job
Would you take him, United fans?

RIP Ian Watkins you were a candle in the wind

>>151309956
now hes dead can i enjoy that 1 song again

>>151293209
ayyo polishman jackin it 2 van dike

>Haaland scores another hatty
England would be so much better off....

>>151309337
FIFA is changing it next year. So there is no longer an October one but a four week September one instead. So instead of September, October and November breaks, just September and November. It means 7 PL games will be played before the break instead of 3 or 4.

>EXCLUSIVE: Evangelos Marinakis is considering parting ways with second manager of the season as Sean Dyche waits in the wings
G
R
I
M

Mad that Wolves and Stevenage will be playing each other in the Championship next season

>>151309897
based on that program jill scott is on, the mancs are trying to tap up simeone

Turned on the tele to see Hasselbaink on strictly. Worlds gone mad

>>151311794
he's been popping up everywhere lately

>Former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere is the number one choice of the Luton Town board to take over as manager at Kenilworth Road.
Fucking lol.

>>151313088
who the fuck will even go there now

>>151313088
What I love about this story is how obvious it is that it came from Gerrard because it makes it clear that he removed himself from the running, which no club would ever admit themselves

>>151313581
>Steven Gerrard has turned down the chance to return to Rangers for a second stint as manager, with the timing of the move believed to be behind his shock decision.

>The former Liverpool and England captain held talks with the Scottish Premiership club earlier this week following Russell Martin's dismissal as head coach on Sunday.

>Those discussions were thought to have gone well but, while the 45-year-old is believed to be open to returning to Ibrox at some stage and the club are of a similar mind, it will not be in the near future.

lmao

I'd be quite up for a football manager coming in from the eSports world. If like to see how a pro Pokémon player, for example, put together tactics and a team. Given the amount of data the modern game provides and the assistant managers dealing with specifics like set pieces I think they'd likely do better than say your Rooneys or your Big Mates

>>151314613
>If like to see how a pro Pokémon player, for example, put together tactics and a team
do you think someone obsessed with Bulbasaurs could figure out what to do with the modern footballer?

>>151313088
It says here that former Sheffield Wednesday manager, Danny Röhl is now the favourite to take the job

>>151315616
Aren’t these the lyrics to a Billy Bragg song?

>>151314613
Competitive Pokemon battling just involves memorising the popular movesets in the current metagame, then predicting which move your opponent will make out of a selection of 2/3 rational moves. Other video games can be generalised to a similar level. Any person who has spent their entire career playing and coaching football with have a huge advantage over a layman when it comes to an inherent understanding of how the game is played, regardless how many stats you throw at them.

I was also going to make a comment about how a fat neckbeard would not be able to gain the respect of the players, but I realised that also describes Ange and Rooney.

>the indo yanited fan BTFO
come here big lad, don't shy away.(i know the ref rigged it for us a tiny bit but still)

lets leave the new thread baking to the 5am bandit

he's probably crying bc of ian watkins (unrelated to ollie)

>>151318856
>>151318856
>>151318856

New

Here's the actual homegrown thread
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>>151314613
That's the Brighton manager

>>151276773
Truthnvke.
Overhyped registered image brand shitters on suicide watch. Sad to see the mysteries of teamplay finally revealed to island monkeys. The eternal delusion/cope cycle, except that one time they cheated at home, may actually be ending. Sad, really..

>Inb4 image brand managers use media mutiny to get Tuchel fired and Stevie G©/Lampz® blame underperforming stars for RO16 exit next year

>>151330686
Holy based