Thread 151279266

Game #4 underway at Dodgers Stadium
Phillies drew first blood in the top of 7th, but the score remains close at 1-0

Previous >>151277967

>Walk Ohtani
Bitch made

have a doink

>monkey butts
>walks in a run
KWAB

If Chase "Fraud" Utley EVER FUCKING comes to New York I will fucking slide into his legs so fucking hard they're going to have to amputate them. His legs are going to be snapped in 6 fucking spots. He's going to have to live out the rest of his days decrepit in a wheel chair.

That mother fucker took out my short stop's legs and cost me a world series. Dirty players need punishing.

Please walk an rbi in lmao

ENTER

>>151279297
please get better at hitting

0-for-10-ani

go phils

TIE GAME

HOLY SHIT LMAO

Tied game!

lol

bean ball

I wouldn't have walked Ohtani desu.

Due it!

Going to walk in the run. Fucking Phillies.

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY IBB OHTANI KEK

are the phillies fucking retarded

Why did they IBB Ohtani? Terrible decision

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO

>IBB'ing Ohtani just to walk Dookie
peak retardation

Never fucking intent walk Ohtranny

Every fucking time

Closer?

>PHILTHIES
>PHILTHIES
>PHILTHIES
>PHILTHIES
>PHILTHIES
>PHILTHIES
>PHILTHIES
>PHILTHIES
>PHILTHIES
>PHILTHIES
>PHILTHIES
>PHILTHIES

I'M FEELING ZESTY

>walk nohitahni
>lose
lmao

just score some fucking runs

>>151279336
this

lmao baseball might have the most retarded decision makers in all of sports

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>IBBing the choke artist hitting .154
>walking in the run and giving up the lead
??????????

>announcers spend half an hour deepthroating the pitcher
>immediately walks in a run
pottery

>>151279351
to pretend the Dodgers from scoring a ru----ohi shitaotisl;k

sanchez would never

>intentionally walk the worst hitter on the team to load the bases
>walk the next guy
what kind of 15d chess are they up to...

Dodgers W

in hindsight, perhaps they shouldn't have walked Shohei

>twinkaner seething
like clockwork

phillie bros................................... not like this

When the doyers have risp trouble but the Phillies help them out ...

>>151279363
kys

bro swung at 3 balls in a row

>>151279405
Chikaner curse ‘em!!

What a gift. Another opportunity for Thomson to overmanage a win away from his team

Teo :(

WHY WOULD YOU SWING AT THAT
FUCKING KEK

What is Dodgers co-owner Magic thinking right now?

>all you had to do was not walk ohtani and you win the game
Fucks sake

Holy shit Teo.

Teo you dumb monkey

>>151279388
They didn't walk Pages and the dodgers stupidly didn't PH for him either

Lmao these teams suck.

KEK NICE ONE TEO
NICE AT BAT TEO
NICE CONTACT TEO
KEK

Slopper somehow still amazing me with his retardation. Im>>151279366
pressive.

All he had to do was just not swing

IT'S THE LUCK OF THE PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH. WE'RE STILL FUCKING HERE!!!!!!

>Teoscar swinging like a retard
Dodgers are probably going to lose this anyway, no one reliable in the pen

>>151279382
the bad decisions are just easier to pinpoint

he's out

What the fuck was that swing?

>4 balls
Teo was too eager

The artful Dodgers get a run in.

terrible ab lmao

>"chikaner curse"
>when the people who hate chikaner the most are MESTizos

>dodgers score on a walk
>phillies score on an error
both of these teams are fraudulent asf

>>151279424
Damn his daughter is tall.

>tied games
>giants score a touchdown on the Eagles
Grim

lets do it to em now boys

I think this series is going back to Philly

>anime commercial
>Indian narrator
yeah that's AI

>flinches away from pitch in a way that counts as a swing
>swings at a pitch 10 feet off the plate
I'm so sick of Teo's shit

>>151279461
kys

>>151279424
when looking at his son: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1jbNpi44Kk

so i spose they use animated ai slop is because it's far less uncanny than ai generated 3d commercials

>>151279424
snu snu

>>151279469
post your bussy twinkaner

>>151279476
Neither of them deserve to win and it's the Jays' to lose in the WS

roki's in

Screencap this, Teo's shitty AB at the 7th will be the key reason this goes to Game 5

>Walk the bases loaded
>Next batter, Teo, swings at everything
Why are domincans so stupid?

Kekini

Schwarbomb incoming

>>151279496
>>151279504
goddamn commercials are normally cringe, but now they have to be slop cringe

WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wfg2__tZT4

>roki in the 8th
erm... uh... the weapon... something something

>>151279520
*gulp*

>Roki here
idk about this one doyerbros

>>151279532
kek it so far off the plate jesus

>>151279399
Not even in hindsight.

Well, who else would you put in to pitch if not roki

>>151279306
Everybody slid like that back then. Get fucked.

Is Harper ever going to do anything

>>151279565
treinen

baseball

let's go let's goooo

Roki "Wild Pitch" Sasaki

I love october baseballs so much bros

>>151279569
Nope. Dude's been checked out since they lost the World Series in 22.

>>151279435
Too busy burning through all the position players with big brain moves like pinch running for the guy who has gotten on base in every at bat today. I'd wager Call is probably top 3-5 in speed on the team to make it doubly retarded too

Did Pages not trust him? getting tense out there... wew

thought kike and pooges were going to collide

>>151279575
keep that chud away from the field

Where's Tanner Scott?

>>151279577
This guy fucking gets it

i SWEAR kike did that on purpose

that could have been disaster

>>151279615
Sick

this game fucking sucks

Terrible abs by the Phils

>>151279545
apologize

>>151279615
apparently he's not in the ballpark for "personal reasons"

>>151279577
I'm hearing this too

Phillies fucked themselves, it's over

stick a fork in'em, GG doyers

>>151279615
mentally unwell because dodgers fans keep talking shit about him

Pages looked a bit pissed about that

Alright roki is based

>>151279637
Broors Cubs will be on soon.

Football is on guys

>>151279661
He should be pissed at himself with how useless he is at the playe

>>151279648
He had a lower body abscess issue

Dodgers have to win this game, otherwise there is going to be a game 5
Philies have to win this game, otherwise there won't be a game 5

>>151279655
Are you saying if we shittalk him enough he'll join Toles in a padded cell so we never have to see him again?

>>151279461
what kind of person finds this attractive?

You know, I always liked football better anywa-
You know, I always liked hockey better.

>>151279672
but basedball is better silly

>>151279688
He's on his period?

good series

>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky
>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky
>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky
>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky

>>151279643
I wasn't worried about Roki, I'm worried about who's pitching in the 9th in a possible save situation

>>151279690
big if true

@grok is this true?

>>151279697
Are you the guy from Zabaykalsky Krai who's obsessed with the Phillies because his uncle played on the USSR olympic baseball team and he like the '93 phillies?

What the fuck is Rob Thomson's obsession with making relievers go multiple innings?

Be a fucking hero Freddie

>>151279694
that would be so splendid

>>151279690
Great analysis, personally I think both teams should score runs if they want to win. >>151279688

>>151279719
He's a former starter, he can do two innings unless Dave goes full retard and puts in Treinen again

>>151279716
kinda looks like a cock and balls kek

>>151279749
Different guy, but I'm also 4/4 Philly.

>>151279600
there was an early rumor about how they don't like each other, but it was from some weird mexican source

Ohtani gets on base through sheer aura. That’s my MVP!

>>151279778
I'm sure a lot of things look like a cock and balls to you, don't they faggot.

>>151279799
Damn, umps look like THAT

>>151279799
that's a vascular ump

i wish i were a woman

>>151279792
Why?

Washed. Absolutely washed offense
>which team are you talking about
BOTH

get on this bussy

I'm sure the home run machine is the best choice for closer here. Nothing bad will happen.

>>151279615
no joke, hes got an ingrown fuckin hair that got infected located in his ass crack

fuck that was fast

What re the odds Rob sends Duran back out for the 9th?

Banks wouldn't have blown that 7th.

fucking grim

This ump blows donkeys.

Bailalo Roki!

>>151279823
no...NO!!

>>151279823
Kek Phaggots seething

This is gonna go to extra innings if both runs were scored on errors

kek doyerpacos

Both teams should get a loss

>>151279822
sorry anon she's an Ms fan

Marsh looks so fucking disgusting with that oily wet greasy grimy slick moist hair. It's revolting

pinch hit marsh

>>151279896
both teams deserve to be booed off the field

When is Ken Burns gonna make the Eleventh Inning?

I feel a little less intimidated by the Dodgers, but I'm going to keep my guard up if we both get that far.

>>151279839
Watched Cross Game as a teen, liked baseball, dug the Phillies uniform. Later on decided to follow other Philly teams, because it's pretty much impossible to not be 4/4.

please just end it tonight

NUUU BARRANCE

>>151279901
DROPPED

>>151279823
Only stuff that looks like cock and balls

Like your gay ass logo KEK

Incoming...

Why is a mexican lesbian dressed up as that dirtbag Miami guy?

I give my life, not for honor, but for you
In my time, there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you
I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater

>>151279896
>09
SO the dodgers win the series. Nice

>>151279907
the entire team just looks like they smell like shit

Matt Strahm, the fucking swamp creature, is one of the worst offenders

>>151279930
>me taking 100 photos of the back of her head

bud1

They need to bench Marsh. Holy shit.

>>151279918
this
it needs to be done
looking forward to the Revolutionary War one though

>>151279876
Two braincells, you put Banks out in the 7th then Duran in the last two.

>>151279815
woudnt be surprised if it was actually true. idk enough about him but i feel ive seen him clash like that with multiple teammates now, i think ive seen him getting pissed at kim, conforto, outman in similar easy fielding situations. I get the feeling hes kinda a selfish player, wants that out

>>151279927
Nice you picked the most SOVL city

>>151279907
Well... he's from the marsh

>>151279968
wow you're a good photographer!

guys, take a strike, it might be a ball

do you think they moved the game to earlier in the game so the fans wouldn't leave early in a rush to get home?

>not pinch hitting Bader there
Slopper

>>151280006
eagles game

>Ambush mode Status: Activated
Doyers sisters... I'm scared

kinda concerning that Sasaki cant get strikeouts

Umps got this in the bag for LA ;)

WHY IS STRAHM WARMING UP

AAHHHHH IM DYING

I never understood why home plate umps seethe when a batter/pitcher complains about the strike zone but are perfectly okay with catchers appealing check swings

>>151280005
Neither team can take a strike. Not that kind of game

>>151280027
>gets a strike out
now what

>hunt fastball
>finally get fastball
>strikeout
What an approach.

I am... forgotten
*thanos snap effect*

>>151280013
how does that affect doyer pacos? they're all chiefs fans

>>151280037
Silver lining: no more Slopper

Roki is the player of this game right? If he holds them here?

>>151280027
she has a penis, doesn't she

>>151280038
crouch over a catcher for hours, he's your buddy

I like how the announcer said
>He's thrown 12 pitches and 9 of them strikes
>but 6 of the 9 balls thrown this inning were outside the zone

holy fuck Roki is hella legit lmao

Give us a kino walk off win now, love

>Max "No-Hit" Kepler
Phillies lose.

Sasaki was supposed to go to the Padres

that funky munchy

>>151280029
Can't blame the umps if no one ever hits the fucking ball or gets on base.

>Dean
>Kike
>Pages
Looks like Manfredball is on the menu, boys

>>151280084
I wouldn't mind being behind Recker for a few hours, if you know what I mean

>>151280063
Unless someone hits a game winning dinger

flyout pitchers get homered eventually

>>151280071
it's called a fenis and it is petite, slim, and effeminate

max muncy is fat

why didn't Pages try and snake that catch from Kike too

Strahm will be walked off with a homer. A sweet release from this dimwit skipper awaits.

>>151279901
she loves Ohtani and the Dodgers!

Neither of these teams know how to score

>Dean
Who?

>>151280055
It's funny 'cuz it's true

Those Philly at-bats were atrocious. That shit looked like me playing The Show. Embarrassing.

white 76ers

FUCKING STRAHM WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?

WHAT ABOUT KEEPING IN DURAN, OR EVEN FUCKING NOLA OR SUAREZ OR BUHLER WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

>>151280102
you retards would have blown him up in May by trying to have him pitch through his issues

>>151280057
One can hope

>>151280102
>implying they could have fixed his shoulder

>>151280113
I don't, what exactly do you mean?

Muncy fans absolutely hate the idea that other teams have fat players or that fans of those players enjoying seeing those fatties jiggle their tummies around on the field. They are beer belly totalitarians. To the average Muncy fan, the only point of baseball is to Muncypost on /mlb/ and for everyone else to be sad about it. They don’t understand why there are fans of other players. If every other team in the league just became 26 Max Muncy clones standing around eating meatballs, Muncy fans would just smile and say ‘Muncy’ to themselves over and over and they’d never get bored.

im a junior slimentist

Baseball is pretty good sport for baldcels, you get to wear a hat or helmet the entire time.

I was supposed to be... da next jeeta
*thanos snap effect*

>>151280148
Looks like Nick Cage

>>151280149
Rich coming from a Doyerfag

Why aren't Phillies bringing in a starter? Shouldn't they be playing all hands on deck, instead of acting like there's a guaranteed gm5?

>>151280174
lol. I was thinking the same thing picturing Cage playing him in a biopic

Muncy should have come into the game much earlier. Dave is such a fucking moron, this team is successful in spite of him and not because of him

Ohtani walk off would be

>>151280166
what's his mix?

MAX MUNCY WALK OFF HOMER

>>151280118
yeah whatever what's >her name so I can jack off after the game

the Phillies girl in that MLB Shop ad is a cutie pie

>>151280113
he's running away!

>>151280202
I don't think the announcers could survive the ejaculation they would have.

>>151280160
all true

I can't wait for another Ohtani pop fly out
makes me wanna pop my fly and rub one out

>>151280200
his splits vs left are horrific is why

dis a good ol' fashioned mid-off

>trying to heroball with the score tied in the 9th
Why are they all like this

>>151280202
Ohtani won't do shit. It's up to Kike or Mookie

>>151280189
Rob "KKKrazy KKKanadian" Thompson has a plan

>>151280200
Somebody should have PH for Pages

>>151280217
>trusting a guy who is 1 for 21
okay

my cohort at school there was a chubby nerd who had a skin condition that made him smell like shit, he looks like muncy

>kekkering vs vesia
Absolute slopfest

>>151280217
I’m going to be cooming with them ong bro

>>151280240
kek they really do be like that

I can the one that Dominican piece of shit walked a run in that whole shit hole country needs to be sunk into the depths in which it came

doyerpacos thought that was gone KEK

>>151280235
Strahm likes to serve up juicy meatballs

>>151279896
BASED BASED!!!

PUT IN A FUCKING STARTER ALREADY JFC

>>151280240
They do it every OF popfly

>>151280254
kek they really do be like that

>>151280254
Kek

shouldnt it be kique instead of kike?

>>151280240
doyerbrains groomed by Ohtanis towering fly ball outs

no... NO!!!

WAIT STRAHM'S GLOVE IS POWDER BLUE? THAT'S NOT REGULATION. HE'S A CHEATER JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE "FRAUDIES"

Sure you don't want to IBB Pages here?

>>151280288
The cheers for flyballs predate Ohtani's birth

Matt "K-King" Strahm... the pride of Fargo

dodgeraryans I'm getting nervous

KEEEEEEEK

should i automate my shitposting using mlb's api

how many extra slurpings will we have here

where the fuck is ohtani end this shit

Topper saving Banks for bottom of the 13th

Uh oh

hate this fanbase so fucking much bro

*a Phillies chant breaks out in /mlb/*

The Phillies are legitimately gross to look at, but it adds character to a game where everyone else is clean cut. Does Strahm put grease in his hair so he can fuck with the ball?

Well done Strahm

Pages has 1 hit ever in the playoffs (unless you count the Mests). Why is he playing?

Thanks for walking Ohtani.

who can choke harder?

>>151280294
There was a Dodgers pitcher in this very game that had a powder blue glove, dumbass

Extra innings my dudes

they really did think that was gone, didn't they?

>>151280334
why?

my heart can't take this

after ohtani strikes out start warming him up in the bullpen

Shartoscar Herniggez is such a retarded ape. Great job swinging 3 times in a row on a pitcher that threw 8 balls in a row. Wanted to be the hero and fucked his team.

Chokie is Sucksaki iS VERY hittable. HR any moment now

do doyerpacos know ball? they act like every fly ball is a homer

>>151280343
Who can throw from the outfield and hit better than him?

>>151279752
is the 31d chess play making sasaki too tired to pitch tomorrow?

>>151280345
Ur mum lel

who starts at 2nd base for the phillies in the 10th?

should i automate my shitposting using mlb's api

>throw low 90's fastballs middle high
>dodgers somehow can't hit them
Strahm was throwing batting practice out there.

Imagine either of these teams playing in the AL East, embarrassing

>>151280341
Why do you care how men look?

>>151280353
they think every popfly is a homerun
this wasn't a thing before ohtranny
back in 2016-18 cubs fans were notorious for the same thing

whos the dodgers ghost runner?

next run wins

>>151280341
these are the handsomest men in philadelphia

Why did they have to IBB ice cold ohtani

>>151280362
That's all of them. Dodgers live and die by heroball. Really a selfish bunch

It’s the bottom of the lineup vs the top. Yep, I’m liking our odds doyers hermanos.

overtime!

>>151280343
Because the Phillies have to play Brandon Marsh. Dave Roberts is just being a good sport.

>>151280377
Remember when the Blue Jays were on some insane streak and then lost the series to the Dodgers kek

>>151280369
A dead person can hit better than him in the playoffs

when's the garyout?

>Roki "Total Meltdown" Sasaki
Owari da

>>151280382
>2016-18
Why would anyone have watched Baseball before Ohtani started playing?

MUNCHY AT THIRD

Put hyeseong kim in for pages. Pages sucks fuckin ass

how long does it go?

>>151280399
>Ohtani is an automatic out
>Mookie is a choker
>Teo is Teo
I'm not so sure

>>151280421
he is da volpe of errors for my doggies

>>151280419
Ohtani played in 2018

>>151280384
back to /hoc/ with you

Nick "Hollywood Hits" Castellanos

>>151280426
Until someone wins

>>151280394
They literally never learn

why did the announcers sound upset about that being called a ball?

>>151280426
until ohtani gets his scripted walk off

>>151280426
Eternal

>>151280426
Ohtani is going yard in 12 minutss

Stott bunts here yeah?

how many muncy errors this inning?

Sooner or later Roki is going to give up a run, and I have the bad feeling it's gonna be this game

OOOOOOOOOO

>>151280426
Until there's a winner

Why does the scoreboard not show the auto runner

>>151280426
until someone wins

Casty is so fucking slow and fat

I forgot they put a guy on second in extras this year. Thanks for reminding me of the cancer announcerfag.

>>151280402
The worst part is Roberts is such a pussy that this is a viable reason

>>151280460
Based! BASED!

>>151280450
They've been openly cheering for the Dodgers the entire series.

>>151280436
nah Manfred made the call to make sure Ohtani gets the walkoff HR despite his abysmal performance this series

>banda warming up
Just leave sasaki in the game

>>151280426
IF HE DIES HE DIES

Fuck you Muncy, you soijak lookin mf

>>151280472
sooner or later they'll have to pull roki

>>151280426
There was a 33 inning triple-A minor league game in the 80s

If Sasaki pulls this off, he might be mvp of the series.

>no manfraud runner
Kino 18 innings coming up!

>>151280467
>ohtranny
>clutch
pick one

he'll strike out and bring his BA to 0.140

Sasaki looks gassed. I think he gives up a two out home run to be honest.

holy shit ohtani is in the bullpen

>pop fly to outfield
>crowd soys
>pitch very obviously outside the strike zone
>crowd seethes

>>151280343
>1 hit
to show Ohtani how to hit

>>151280516
sorry but the script is in

wouldn't it be funny if sasaki pitches more balls than the starters

>>151280508
He already is. Without him Phillies feast on our blowpen in their home stadium

>>151280507
how did they have enough pitching?

>>151280472
Because closers normally go over 2 innings?

>>151280460
Kek, it's kino!

>>151280521
that means he can't bat

this is so much fucking pressure for sasaki

>>151280524
Why are doyerpacos like this?

>>151280477
no manfred runners in the playoffs I think

Why isn't there a runner at second bros

shohei ohtani

Why is Shohei's translator/fall guy pitching

KEK dodgers fans are idiots

>>151280552
He’s a real nigga. He’s got this shit nigga.

>cannot overstate the impact of Sasaki
Just in time for him to get pulled next inning for muh matchups so Vesia can give up a solo shot within 2 pitches

>>151280552
dave is legit fucking insane for having him go 3

did Roki just kiss/lick the rosin bag?

>>151280477
None of that in playoffs

Sasaki must be the ugliest Japanese man of all time

>>151280477
Because in the playoffs they play real baseball

>>151280568
Good, I hate that auto runner shit. It's little league tier

>>151280571
people actually care about these games

>>151280582
roki "lickylicky" suckysucky

>>151280582
Hell ya daddy.

ROKIIIIIIII

let's walk this shit off now, bros

that was a TALL fucking order for Roki. The team owes him big time.

Marlin Man spotted

>>151280582
Blew on it looked like

>>151280571
they only have the Manfred runner in reg season play

ROKICHAN DAICHUKI

>>151280580
He was signed to be a starter. Why wouldn't he be able to go 3 innings?

>>151280552
he doesnt understand english so he cant really feel the pressure

>>151280594
Hideki Matsui looked like shrek

thank you based roki

Ok Manfred just let Ohtranny hit a scripted HR this crap has gone on long enough.

Doyers are cheating

>>151280598
Not quite, the DH is still there

>>151280571
Yanks are out so they don't care how long the game goes on for

>>151280582
its a bag of preworkout

How does a guy forget how to throw 100mph and then suddenly remember?

If the dogers don't score in the 10th then we bring in Treinen in the 11th and that's game set and match. Phillies can't hit Blake.

WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY

>>151280594
he has that murdering rapist Japaese world war II soldier phenotype

>>151280624
>OMG IT"S A NIP!
>I WATCH THEIR CARTOONS
>THEREFORE THEY"RE JUST LIKE ME
most adult japanese men think you're a pedophile

Sasaki unironically does look like a bug, thoughever

I already took a melatonin, I don't think I'm gonna make it another inning bros

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MANFRED PLEASE LET MY PHILS WIN

unironically walkoff hr for ohtani and everyone forgets he went 1 for 50

>>151280601
100 mph fastball to the throat. That’ll teach ‘em.

>>151280643
health issues preventing correct technique

>turner, schwarber, and harper
>1-12

>>151280635
KEK so true

>>151280652
weeb bandwagoners have no self awareness

Too many extra slurpings let me switch to cubrewers

>>151280660
>Rodger That... activating strategic game 5 deployment

Memeing about Banks but I do like Luzardo here

lmao he really wants that walkoff

I genuinely don't understand what Ohtani is trying to say after "New Barance"

>Jesus Lazardo
it's over

>>151280643
horrendous short term memory

ohtani hero ball time. that means a 3 pitch strikeout

>>151280663
doesnt matter when you walk off

>>151280669
turners shite
schwarbomb is incoming tho

>>151280669
>>1-12
but enough about Ohtani

Strikeoutani

ohtani fucking worthless shitter

Slumptani

>>151280695
show penis

>0-4

What does he do?

sogay ohtranny

I'm glad you walked him earlier.

I'm not a Phillies fan but Luzardo seems pretty god damned good

>>151280643
they figured out that his pelvis was in the wrong position and he adjusted his mechanics

Fuck

reminder that the phillies elected to walk Ohtani

Oh-3-tani

KWAB

why are the dodgers swinging at every ball this doesnt seem like a good strategy

Jays-bros, we want all of these series to go to 5 games and each game to go to extra innings

0-3tani
Imagine if they didn't walk him intentionally holy shit

>>151280700
Kek

>>151280741
$700 million prus tip

ktani

>>151280741
sells merch to japs

>>151280735
>media literacy

this is starting to feel like a mariners game

>>151280760
no, it's 0-4tani

fuck you ump

>>151280767
Phillies pitchers are fucking good when you don't know what's coming

If they did that last time the game would've been over already.

wait wtf who would start a game tomorrow if they win?

Ohtani must be taking the dive to cover those gambling debts and legal costs.

stop fucking slurpin' and hit the ball

Ohtani fucking blows kek, they deferred a billion dollars for this guy?

I thought Luzardo was starting game 5

NEW
>>151279919
>>151279919

TEO BOMB
ITS GONE OUT OF THE PARK

Ale still going HAM it appears

>>151280781
more like to weebs, most of 2ch seems to be over him

>>151280669
uh oh dodgers better score quick!

>>151280805
me

>>151280767
You'd think they'd have learned after Teo blew it so bad a few innings ago swinging at 3 pitches that combined were 15 feet off the plate

bunch of fucking frauds

>>151280793
>phillies butchers are good

but theyre throwing balls 80% of the time

>>151280805
>>151280816
Nola + Suarez now. You have to get to game 5

Also, we should IBB Hernandez desu

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>151280818
give the cubbies a chance!

>>151280818
No one wants to watch the flyover game

i hope keith hernandez wins it

>>151280805
Nola then Buehler?

>>151280816
No point in worrying about Game 5 if don't make it there.

>>151280818
this is the NLCS thread

>>151280821
WOW

>>151280805
>>151280816
Last game of the year, Brent, can’t hold anything back now.

Tremendous Jesus

Nigga was ready to walk away with one more strike. Should have desu

>LeBron out 3-4 weeks
>Doyers stinking it up
rough week for LA

Dodgers deserve to lose.

Playoff Ohtani is the new Playoff Kershaw
love seeing doggers culture preserved

Can’t believe they blew that after what Sasaki did for them.

ump pump

>>151280735
I don't think that's what he's trying to say

>>151280850
based

I just want this to end so I can see Big Booba Amy, AAAHHHHHH

Why is Monk on my tv right now?

>>151280866
>LeBron out 3-4 weeks
What fake injury does he have now?

baseball with an image

>>151280539
Honestly I was expecting more pitchers than this.

he's just too powerful to check a swing

Just fuck my bullpen up.

I hope you had money on a schwarbomb

>>151280897
he looks like every default european character from chinese fps games

>>151280914
roid cycling

>>151280923
nice hangers

>>151280816
Are you slow?

Why hasn;t roberts done something productive like get kicked out arguing all the bs ball/strike calls?

that was not a strike kek

Lana del Rey should make another album like
>Norman Fucking Rockwell
but call it
>Kyle Fucking Schwarber
Updoot if you agree

>>151280911
Because it's a jungle out dere.

>>151280914
I assumed he had retired

Yeah I’m switching over to the WNBA finals

good game by the 2 best teams in baseball

looked like a strike to me!

oh fuck off ump

that was extremely aggressive from schwarber
kek

Umps just tired and want to go home. Swing the fucking bats bitches.

UMPCHADS

fans will start leaving in the next 10 minutes

>Sasaki out
>Vesia in
Is it over, Doyerbros?

STEEERIKE

>>151280940
Could be kino

Brewers are going to win the NLDS.

Can you stop posting his fat fucking wife

>>151280950
This isn't a Blue Jays game

Anyone else think Schwarber would just look better fat?

>>151280923
KEK

These fans are retards.

>>151280972
That’s the Phillies only redeeming quality

>>151280984
Ask me how I know you're a fat fuck

>>151280940
she's a Blue Jays fan

You know who else wore 51 for the Dodgers? Johnathan Broxton.

>>151281003
You wish I was fat.

OH NONONONONONO

nu???????????????????????????????????????

>>151280969
yes, but only after suffering maximum damage

>>151280507
rip mccoy stadium, worcester can suck my dick.

>>151281009
Phillies broke Broxton

this game is gay and lame so I'm gunna tune out and watch the Brewers win
godspeed to the Phils tho

Put treinen in there. I want to see Ohtani dominate game 5 in philly. Would be insanely kino.

>>151281027
doyerbros...

>Blake Treinen is out
Holy FUCK, Dave.

Teo could learn a thing or two from that AB

>>151281027
It's cooming

>trienen
Gg phillies

>>151281016
the virgin intentional walk vs. the chad 4-ball base-on-balls

how many pitches for the alec bohm double play

>>151281027
>Gott Mitt Uns

good job pages

>>151281027
ok see you guys at citizens bank park gg

>Treinen warming up
Ohnonononononono!

>>151281059
2

zzzz

Pages looks tweaked out

harper is a retard, he should've been ready to advance to 2nd, then could score on a single. that either goes out and scores him now or bounces off the wall and he's stuck at 3rd

what is this nigga music

>>151281078
he advanced to 2nd anyways

did anyone get a screenshot of Volpe swinging three bats each with donuts on them yesterday?

>>151281075
>he doesn't speak doyer-paco

Doggie doo 'em!

>>151281082
Its called rap

>>151281090
but he could be at 3rd

>>151281082
Snap your fingers? What are you fucking 12?

you realize vesia gets paid to make an ass of himself

>>151281078
Look at he impatient hothead and laugh

Whose stadium is the most picturesque? Dodgers?

>>151281082
HI HO LETS GO HI HO LETS GO
*SEVEN NATION ARMY PLAYS*
*TRUMPET PLAYS* CHARRGEEEEE

>>151281106
you forget the C

Why don't they send Ohtani out instead of Treinen? He can throw 102. This is unbelievable.

Bader is a cute twink
No homo

explain to me how the dodgers bullpen is this bad
don't they get paid billions as a whole or did it all go to sasaki

Absolutely no hustle on that stolen base

>>151281127
Ngl nigga got cake

>>151281122
I'll forget the e you faggot

>>151281123
Because we have game 5 if we needed. We don't have to win today so why waste Ohtain?

honestly lets just send out kershaw again for shits and giggles and see what happens

With Jews, you Win

The game that won't end

>>151281036
fact check

zzz

>>151281036
>laguna del rey
>Orange county
Not my problem

>>151281144
Because you could win today if you put him out rather than having to agonize with a fifth game. Not like he's going to be shot after an inning.

Bro chasing balls like he plays for the dodgers

Phillies got that Padres offense going. It has been infectious.... Except for Blue Jays.

>>151281116
I'm personally a PNC Park man myself

Trea Turner looks like Michael Cera

HOW CAN HE FOUL

>>151281168
love her voice
hate her lyrics

come one vespa. give the phillies a run

How long did that mariners tigers game go?

holy fuck man this is absurd

>>151281192
You know they have a great stadium because why else would people go to a pirates game.

How many fucking foul outs can one guy get

>this at bat
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

>>151281204
6 7 minutes

sit down

Peak slop. We might need to make another thread at this rate

this bader guy is hilarious

>>151281116
if you think a parking lot full of illegals is picturesque

good at bat this

my god dodgers just win this shit already you fucking bums

vesia, I apologize

All that just to chase a pitch in the other batters box.

All that just for a swing and a miss lol

>>151281224
KEK

For the love of God Freddie start a rally

all this just for treinen to shit the bed

grab some pine, meat

JUST TAKE THE WALK

that was definitely one of the at bats of the year

Luzardo vs Treinen now.

>>151281144
>waste
he has a 4.50 ERA and a 1.50 WHIP, he's literally worse in every way

THAT WAS A BALL OUT OF THE HAND YOU FAGGOT FUCK YOU BADER

Yankee legend Harrison Bader

I got an advance copy of the script. Dodgers aren't going to let this go on any longer. Two run shot coming up in the 11th.

Let's go Dodgers

>>151281192
SF isn't bad

lol at that shot of empty bleachers when the team is in playoff extra innings

>>151281144
because it's funny

Reminder this game would be over if the philthies weren’t retarded

please do not like this series go back to Philadelphia

phillies wont score in 18 innings this shit is over

God Doyers have to end it now because
>treinen

>>151281116
It'll be Portland when their stadium will have a full view of Mt. Hood beyond the center field fence.

>>151281268
I hate blue women.

>>151281274
Youre indian

least interesting game I've watched so far this post season

>>151281253
>swings at three (3) different pitches that were a whole foot outside the zone

fuck’s sake, I want to see Ohtani pitch a game 5…

idk why dodgers fans hate treinen so much
yeah he's not snell but he literally saved you guys several times in postseason last year
he's got it

both cubs and dodgers fans are yelling freddie right now kek

Lmao he swung at everything.

>>151281296
never getting a team

>>151281306
He wasn't out there to walk.

>>151281285
Phillies would probably have two world series rings if Rob Thomson wasn't retarded.

>>151281312
he 100% does not have it this year

>>151281312
quiet treinen, stop being chuddy and work on your pitches

baseball

luzardo is absolutely buck breaking this doyers lineup

>>151281116
the A's rental was pretty nice

>>151281332
a whole foot

baseball and images

>>151281352
They don't call him the "Peruano Pimp" for nothing

>>151281352
yea he's got really good stuff

3 run dinger in the 1st inning of the cubs brewers game btw

>>151281286
saar!

>FREEDDDIEE!
>FREEDDDIEE!
>FREEDDDIEE!
STTEEEEEERIKEEE

>>151281305
the NL wild cards were far worse

>>151281312
He's washed and became a /pol/fag

baseball

>>151281398
man you are behind

eggman :)

sewers are getting fucked lol

eggman :)

willie plz

base hit

>>151281390
Passan didn't tweet about it so it never happened

>>151281398
Third wolrd stream

Kim pinch running, they want a stolen base

>>151281116
Fenway Pahk the home of my Boston Rehd Sahcks

fuck it, go for the steal

>Doyers fan acting like a single is a walk off HR
Geez these guys don't know ball...

>>151281451
Fenway looks like it smells like piss

She met a genetically. Superior. Male.

And he fucked her brains out.

will Smith?

>>151281475
he wont

Dodgers would have won Game 3 if they still had Lux

I’ll never understand how minor and Major League Baseball teams allow hitters to just…make…outs. I feel like there has to be pools of hitters in the USA that won’t strike out. Or fielders who don’t make errors idk man it seems so silly. Would love opinions on this.

MAKE A THREAD DUMMIES

>>151281495
THIS
another 8 innings on the card

>>151281495
>Make Thread
>Doyers Win LOL
No

>>151281495
>Page 2
learn how 4chan works

he 100% went kek
but it doesn't matter because he flew out on the next pitch

umps just want to go home

>>151281471
It does. Red Sox need a new ballpark