Thread 151280172

10-13 Giants

Would you be happy if your wife looked like this?

fire patullo

>>151280172 (OP)
RUN IT UP BOYS

He touched it down!

First for fuck niggers

Post cute grils

James Deen shouldn't have been blacklisted from the league. I enjoyed his effort as a player.

Final score will be PHI: 24 NYG: 20

>black Friday football
>two black qb's
bravo i guess

turnover and I suck every dick in this thread

>>151280172 (OP)
Hip drop pitlawing has made secondary tackling attrocious league wide. The new meta will be having coverage linebacker at safety

>>151280205
>two gay black qb's

>>151280186
You ever notice how the women in modern commercials ALL sound the fucking same?

>>151280204
thank you, now i can stop watching this semen slurping game

The turning point halftime show will be cringe, corny, gay, boring, propaganda for bootlickers

More like Prick Fagio amirite?

IT KEEPS FUCKING BUFFERING REEEEE

other thread is dying, so to repeat:
this fucking pass offense is so goddamn lame
where are the boot action, play action, read option, RPO, west coast concepts, fucking ANYTHING
they don't hit any downfield passes unless the line holds up for 5 minutes
AJ is right
fire patullo into the sun, hire a real OC to challenge sirianni

>>151280219
I usually notice how ugly most of them are, and how masculine

Why are eagle fans the way they are?

>>151280193
Post this with your real account you coward

>two black qbs on >black friday
kek

so is his first name Lil? I dont get it. probably a black thing

>Bruce Cucksteen movie
Who the fuck asked for this?

>>151280246
Paint chips

Damn bro he body slammed Dart's head

>>151280129
>>151280173
Patullo is seemingly elite in the redzone, but has a lot of trouble getting there.

>>151280246
Have you ever been to niggerdelphia?

I'm a straight man but Jaxon Dart is fucking hot.

I thought great players just got open. How does a world class organization that just won the owl hire supposedly retarded coordinators who don't know what they're doing?

I have the playoff baseball game on my other monitor. Since when do MLB series not do best of 7 anymore?

I think Springsteen sucks.

>>151280219
No, i mute the tv when commercials come on

>>151280264
Hollywood trying to squeeze more pennies out of the boomers before they're in the ground

>>151280258
>b-b-but m-muh pre-merger dino bones championships from the 40s!!
kwab

>>151280246
They're still salty that the capital got moved to Maryland

>>151280246
we know ball
>>151280282
only for the championship and world series

>>151280284
Everyone does.

>>151280264
He's still alive too, wth.

>>151280258
UUUUHHHHHH ACTUALLLY... my loins were the best team in the 50s :)

>>151280296
>we know ball
No the fuck you clowns don't lmao

>>151280187
i also saw him on epstein island. cohencidence? i think not

Walk off in dodgers game oh shit

I read Bruce's autobiography and it's basically poor white guy works to buy music equipment and goes up and down the coast until he makes it. The real American Dream.

And then as soon as he gets rich he turns into a self-righteous doucher. There's a whole chapter about how when 9/11 happened everyone came to him saying "WE NEED YA BRUCE!"

>>151280289
even in plumberbowls detoilet has a losing record (4-5)
yet some of the fags on here gloat about this as if it's relevant

>>151280284
some people do

reposting my dinner bacon with cheese on top

>down three to the 2025 New York Giants
kek

I see you filthy faggots enjoy running what we call JAP PLAYS! Sneaky shit.

>>151280303
>Uh, actually, sweaty, my Lions were the best team until that bastard Hitler invaded Poland

>>151280246
too many fucking italians

>>151280310
Who gives a shit about that pozzed team?

>>151280193
Hi, can you please edit your post to remove that racial slur?

There was literally no reason to use it in the context of this thread. It wasn't funny or clever or interesting, you were just being edgy and offensive for no reason. You don't need to try so hard to fit in, you don't need to pretend to be racist or homophobic just because you're posting on 4chan. No one knows or cares that you've only been here a short while. Just relax and be yourself.

Thanks in advance.

>>151280316
Idk why they keep making these music movies. Nobody watches them.

>>151280328
Why just this tho? Did you make a meal and have leftovers?

>>151280328
Would eat when druk

>>151280335
>Hitler invaded Poland
source?

>>151280258
them and the browns
great company

>

>>151280328
Your poor arteries...

Eagles have to have the ugliest offense in the league

>>151280352
+1 upboat

peed the bed last night bros

>>151280367
no the og browns have 2 owl wins
current browns are an expansion team

>>151280374
it really doesn't have to be this way

>we know ball
>dude stop trying to pass just give the ball to our injury prone running back every time

Just because it worked the very first season you did it with him doesnt mean you should be treating him like a workhorse all the time. Just let your other running back run out of shotgun. He squats 600 pounds n shit.

why are >our punt returners so ASS

>>151280352
shut up fag

How long is Russ out?

I thought the Giants player was punching him lmao

>>151280370
>Non-american jealous his arteries aren't properly greased to prevent clotting

Why do none of the players have to adjust their package while lining up after a play?

Abdul missile off the edge

Who's the chinkoid next to the iggles owner?

>>151280335
if the holocaust is fake, why cant the lions being shit be fake too?

Why do so many owners have asian wifes?

>>151280328
You have a mental illness but I can't pinpoint which one.

>>151280352
Pretend? I'm legit racist, homophobic, transphobic, mysoginistic, and most importantly: anti-semitic. Get fucked fag

>>151280359
actually it is this. i had leftover bacon after cooking the pack

great fucking pass Hurts

eagles somehow a more brutal watch than the phillies right now

>>151280406
They're wearing cups, anon

Filthadelphia Sméagols

You ever poop standing up? Like even in the shower? No bend of the knees, just let it plop out? It's not pretty, but it's feels so free.

So anyway, the Eagles offense

>>151280416
Autism

>>151280172 (OP)
Cant wait for the eagles to butt fuck each other until they reach the endzone.

>>151280412
Probably his wife

>>151280416
Sideways baginas

>>151280423
You do know that Hitler declared on the USA, right?

>>151280406
they wear 14 layers of skin-tight kevlar cups. that shit dont move

>>151280416
You settle down with a nice chink later in life because you know she won't steal half your money and spend it on making life worse and import more brown people

Niggas had to ride to games on horseback the last time the Lions won a championship

>>151280338
>Blaming the eyeties for being irishflatfooted monkeys

>>151280417
it's the paper plate isnt it

Hurts is in a groove, stay with the hurry up

For me it's Mommy Carlie

I just started my 5 day vacation, how can I lose my virginity over the course of these 5 days? Any tips?

>>151280425
>leftover bacon
Did it smear your lipstick sweety?

>>151280444
source?

>>151280412
Jeffrey is talking business with his Asian jew friend.

>>151280468
>how can I lose my virginity over the course of these 5 days?
Have you tried having sex?

>>151280424
Cringe
2016 tourists are the worst

>>151280461
Unironically shouldn't be travelling alone desu

>>151280459
No you daft punk. It's the simple fact of eating bacon on its own.

when does mutthomes do da flu thing again???

>>151280468
Hold her hand

>>151280468
Go to the crappiest motel in town, bring $200, find a woman hanging outside said motel. I guarantee you if she's a hooker or not, you flash $200, you'll get your willie wet.

>>151280501
Says the 2024 tourist.

>>151280464
God imagine those thighs wrapped around your face and just grinding down haaard

>>151280468
Have you tried meeting someone you want to have sex with? Like in real life?

>>151280496
>2025
>having sex
lol

>>151280468
>how can I lose my virginity over the course of these 5 days?
Have you tried rape?

>>151280453
kek

oh come on that's a 1st down ffs

>>151280424
Cringe

>>151280483
projection. dilate tranny

>>151280444
You can thank those slant eyed retards for that

Tush push denied

We need a tush push meme

HOWEVER

>don't even need to run the tushy.com pushy anymore, they just give them first downs automatically
kek. remember to place your bets!

>>151280461
i know they are both whores, but it makes me feel bad for my favorite ex very sweet, loved me completely, but she had a whore friend in high school that enabled her whoredom. had to break up with her, a shame

>>151280416
Jeffrey is so butthurt about losing the bid to buy the Patriots to Kraft. He decided to one up Kraft and married the masseuse

What race is this?

>>151280494
Is it autism?

>>151280374
my bears prove otherwise

REFS ARE RIGGED
>REFS ARE RIGGED
REFS ARE RIGGED
>REFS ARE RIGGED
REFS ARE RIGGED
>REFS ARE RIGGED

>TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH
What did Hurts mean by this?

>>151280550
Its called thugposting.

Vegas said move it up

>>151280550
>>151280549
it's called the bussy bump on 4chan

>>151280566
Do you mean her or me for continuing to post it?

>>151280468
What city you live near? Look for an edm show and take drugs. Its easier to have sex with the men than the women.

>3rd and 1
Where's the AssBlast?

>>151280563
American

>>151280424
Wow, epic. You might be the most “based” and “red-pilled” poster here!

Give it to me straight, lads...

How fucked am I?

>>151280561
Should have dicked her better desu and get her friend to join

>>151280496
>>151280529
How do I do that?

>>151280352
go back

>>151280563
cro-magnon

TYB, look at all the responses to YOUR thread!

Am I a real man if I don’t spit all the time?

Run the ball genius

>>151280586
Her anon. We all know everyone here has a bit of the 'tism.

why don't they use the fucking hawkeye on this shit?
they only use it when it doesn't matter

>>151280599
>gambling
Maybe not tonight but you're fucked eventually, pendejo

????

This shit is so sterile and boring. Tackling is basically gently assisting the ball carrier to the ground. Football's biggest asset, violence, has totally been taken out of the game.

>>151280600
couldnt, i met her in college when she had (mostly) given up her whore ways, but the damage was done

ok maybe they should ban this retard play

>>151280613
Spitters are quitters

The Philly Flush

>>151280599
>betting on football
Retard alert

>>151280424
based

>>151280606
Just enter your local gay bar. There will be fagmosexuals lined up to break you in.

Stole the Tabasco bottle from chipotle and just saw a cop pass my house FUCK

>>151280444
He would have made a fair and just leader tbhwyfam

>>151280637
Gotcha. Sorry to hear buddy.

>>151280613
my mom once told me spitting is the least attractive thing a man can do.

>>151280587
Cowboys fan?

based

>>151280606
>stop posting frogs
>go outside
Could start there. If your town/city has a bar that makes things easier

Tush push denied again

>>151280654
Holy shit dude, that's a minimum of 3 years for sure.

>>151280654
See you in 5 years THIEF

>>151280654
Black hands wrote this post

eat peanut butter and do 600 lb squats, that's how they do the tush push

>>151280494
Right now it's cute because they're winning, but in the near future this is going to become a huge deal and ESPN talking head topic.

>entire offensive line false starts
>WHY CAN NO ONE STOP THIS?

Saquon knows hes gonna push ass at the goal line instead of getting TDs

Cheating ass Philliecucks, so tired of this shit.

Once again the Cheat Push gets away with it

how long until this thread gets spammed with porn?

>tush false start
Why is this allowed

they really gonna run it 4 straight times?

>eagles are just allowed to cheat
Joke league.

the eagles are simply not entertaining this season
at least last year barkley was running all over defenses last year, elite oline aside

That's a false start

Just don't let them into tush push range, it isn't hard!

>>151280599
If you have that kinda money waste it on PLUG January 5 calls for a more possible 20x.

4 IN A ROW!
>>151280679
>>151280685
>>151280688
If you slowed down every play there's a false start on everyone of them

>it's le unstoppable
Yeah, because they cheat you fuck faces. Call a fucking false start.

>>151280352
thank you for speaking up

>>151280550
Bussy bussin

heh
problem?

this shit needs to be banned

Hmmmm, maybe they should ban this move.

>>151280654
You been smoking that wacky weed?

THE TUSH MARCHES ON

so they really dont care about their spines huh

>>151280599
Tas bien wey anón

>>151280686
After the half

Guys i was joking about butt fucking each until you reach the endzone.

My Cowboys would unironically bootyblast both these shit teams

yay touchdown eagles

im fucking dying

Great sport

>wow how can nobody stop the eagles tush push? Other teams try it and arent as good!
>said literally a second before the replay camera shows the eagles cheating on the play

I've seen enough. Spiritual loss for the Eagles.

sirianni bro

Need to allow challenges for a false start review

That was the single gayest thing I've ever seen on a football field

FALSE START AFTER FALSE START

holy shit sam howel sighting

>>151280654
too bad, if it was crab legs, you'd be an NFL icon

>>151280706
Does he browse here? I think he does.

This is 100% getting banned next season

Terrible look for the nfl

>>151280725
We call it bussy bash here

Damn that was based

HOW DID THEY NOT BAN IT
HOW DID THEY NOT BAN IT

HelloRyS, I've got Lui here to celebrate this TouchdownRyS.

>>151280706
Yeah, they should keep them at the other end of the field ideally.

Wow truly compelling must watch football

>>151280732
>Ceedee

beanie siegel mention

>>151280706
He looks like he holds his wife's hand while the bull services her

>>151280599
I don't think PHI covers -5.5

I don't like the idea of banning the tush push but that was awful

The eagles o line false starts on every bussy bump

the giants lost this game in march

so goddamn boring

I hate refs.
When is one going to step out of line and get crucified for sports betting tampering?

I instantly seen that live on fucking TV. No way the ref who is right there didn't see him jump.

If they made it legal to use another defender as leverage and have someone just springboard off the lineman at Hurts then the tush push is solved

>>151280550
let me look into the future for your meme

>4 straight tush pushes
that was incredible
SUCK MY COCK NFL
you can't stop it

>>151280739
yeah, but that was in slo mo, so it's ok.

>>151280771
Lui-Nee!

kek r/nfl is seething

Eagles literally got away with a superbowl because of the illegal tush push and motherfuckers still want to call this a "real sport"

>>151280764
how do you ban it? What will be the specific action that is no longer allowed?

This has to be the most pretentious movie I've seen in a good while.

>>151280708
Chiefs tier lying. Just admit you're getting away with something

if you hate the tush push you are a gay boy

OK if you don't think they should ban this play next week than I hope a elephant dumps a fat load of shit on all your heads, I will personally throw a bucket of shit at the Rocky statue and you'll do nothing because you know Rocky would have nothing to do with this unsportsmanly unfootballlike cowardlyness.

>shows the replay showing the guards going before the ball is snapped
>Nevermind we ain't going to show that ever again, even though is a td play

We tried....but no

>>151280814
Lmaooooooooooooooooo

>>151280802
>live
they slowed it down 100x
>>151280813
It's legal, chiefs suck

You know other teams are allowed to use it too, right?

>>151280814
not past the ball before it moves

Ban the Tush Push RIGHT NOW

Tush push is fucking stupid and NOT a football play. Pushing a player forward from behind the line of scrimmage used to be illegal. Now we’re seeing injury #1..

These linemen are 6”3+ and over 300lbs, it’s fucking RETARDED.

why is everyone acting like it has never been stopped before?

yea they didn't ban it cause the team would be so dog shit this year

>>151280839
>he's not watching both
NGMI

>>151280854
Is that how the false start penalty is written?

Inshallah Metlife will claim the legs of the Eagles as retribution

>>151280858
he gets the line to gain without the pushing

>carry the ball down the field towards the goal line
>score a goal
Problem?

>>151280851
But you're cheating with the false starts

>>151280787
Yeah, I want to cash out but it's not letting me... It's probably at least 1,500 pesos to cash out right now so whenever I have the chance I'm cashing out...

>>151280854
Bait.

>>151280654
I like the green Tabasco

BLANDINO STATUS?

bust my cheeks

That little gay sequence will finally get the NFL to do something.

Without the tushy pushy, this is a 2-4 dogwater team

>>151280851
We know, the other teams simply aren't as good at cheating on it.

Yeah, Philly is cheating, so what? You're gonna keep watching anyways to "see them get beat", the NFL doesn't care about your crying as long as you tune in and watch their ads you little bitch.

>>151280884
Inshallah

>>151280820
looks retarded
what’s it about

>>151280861
its not about stopping it, its about philly linemen jumping offsides

>>151280861
I wished he would have twisted and snapped his fucking neck
overated qb

Well it was fun while it lasted

Is it possible that they ban it mid-year?

>>151280904
>one game they didnt do it
>they lost

>>151280893
Didn't pass the ball. Deal with it.

>>151280817
The two in the back pushing hurts

I'm a philly fan but I think our greed has gotten the best of us with the tush push, that was really just rubbing it in everyone's face

>>151280752
agreed, and I've seen fingers in assholes

I'm turning this semen slurping sport off. I'm watching the whites, japs and various types of spanishes play baseball.

>Allowed to cheat
>Still lose to buncos

>>151280910
It's about this draft prospect that goes to a training camp but it's like a cult n shieet.

>>151280930
ya that was fucking greedy, should've just gave AJ Dillon or Shipley some touches

>>151280858
If only the refs called a penalty on Reggie Bush in 2005 against Notre Dame, then we wouldn't be in this whole mess.

>>151280930
I hope they do an entire drive of nothing but tush pushes

>one play
>5 minutes of commercial

I could listen to Al Michaels talk about how little he cares about Star Wars all day

>Al Michaels hasn't watched Star Wars
based beyond belief

>Al Michaels disgusted by star wars
Based.

which city is better?

BENCH RINGO HOLY FUCK
HE SO FUCKING BAD

>lil'jord
Is this real?

need a yard? skatty will get you 3
need 6 yards? skatty will get you 3

>>151280823
no ass

I hope the eagles do a tushy again at least once so I can see if the camera man gives another line of scrimmage shot or if Lurie told him to shut it down.

>>151280820
Was the last one Megalopolis?

>>151280954
>one more play
>2 minute warning
>More commercials

>doesnt eat veggies
>thinks star wars is gay
Can Al be more based?

I don't see color, is Jacson Dart black?

Does this make Dart a onions??

PAWBs (Phat Ass White Boys)

How dare Al insult my space opera manbaby franchise like that

i hope the eagles plane crashes next time they're in the air
faggot pieces of shit

I love star wars

your team isn't little pansy girls afraid to get down and dirty in the trenches, right?

Skatty craves the CTE.

>>151280954
>>151280991
It's da joos

>adoree jackson and ringo
jesus christ the giants are going to score

Skattebo loves to lead with his helmet

>>151280977
Philly or East Rutherford? I'll go Philly.

Dart looks quite good

What does Adoree Jackson do?

>>151280977
New York, its whiter

>>151280989
I didn't watch that one but I heard terrible reviews about it so I may hatewatch it one day.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT STAR WARS

>>151281002
lel that would be based actually. Wonder how the league would handle that?

The tush push is dumb as a concept. Even if the linemen didn't make a false start, the defense can't stop it just because the linemen dive forward with bodyweight and the defense needs to add bodies to counterweight the push.

You effectively have more force from the initial movement AND the extra bodies moving in one direction. You're guaranteed 1-3 yards everytime

>Mitchell out

It's over, Eagles lose

>>151280930
One time to punch it in the end zone or get the first down? Ok cool whatever

But 4 times in a row? What message does that send to the team?
"Hey we don't believe in you guys scoring from just outside the goal line so we're just gonna tush push"

WHY IS Q OUT?

>Ringo and Adoree laying together

its over

>Quinyon hammy injury
fugggg
thank god for the mini bye after this
i may sit him a month anyway
we are fucked without him

Some big buck ass D lineman needs to take some shots at Hurts neck when he's at the bottom of that pile. Can't see the false start or where to spot the ball, then they certainly can't see a nice cheap shot either.

Giants might win if Mitchell is out

>>151280861
The eagles line men always jump before the ball is snapped. Also what you showed is supposedly banned in the NFL, you can't jump over players as a defensive guy because "you might break their necks if you step on them".
The tush push is unstoppable if they keep letting those 300lbs guys just be offside and false starting every time.

>>151281001
Alec Guinness spent the last few years of his life telling Star Wars fans they were STUPID.

THAT'S NOT A FIRST DOWN WHAT THE FUCK

>>151281028
>>151281040
Cheaters never win

>>151281033
>Q
trust the plan bro

>>151281028
Not good of an excuse to lose against the fucking Giants

that spot was fucking ridiculous lmao

2 minute warning

I really hope Jaxson Dart doesn’t end up being a good qb for no reason other than that his name is so fucking retarded

The tush push has to be the most based play since this philly special

Thee Weekend sounds like a total poofter.

How do I get my gf to lick my ass? It seems so fun?
Go Iggles btw

>>151280930
fuck off
they didn't run it once against the bucs and I don't think they did against the broncos either

>>151280993
Not possible while keeping his job

Refs are very obviously marking these Giants plays short

>>151281069
>his name is so fucking retarded
oh come on, I'm an eagles fan and I can admit Jaxson Dart is a great QB name.

This coffee machine ad scares the shit out of me

Lost all respect for Al Michaels with that Star Wars dig. You're a professional, act like one. You're not paid to attack fan bases.

>>151281022
I went in expecting and wanting an overwrought passion piece heavy on style, but light on plot and hoo boy did it deliver. I can't say I loved it because it was pretty bad, but I definitely enjoyed it.

I wish I could get my tush pushed...

>>151281069
you think she smells bad? cuz I would

>>151281069
Who is this angel? I want to kiss her tummy

>>151281069
>has the QB name in QB history
Two Ring at least.

>>151281069
poojeeta are not human beings

Boring tush push. It’s got the feeling of watching some mountain mutant wrestle fuck his way to a ufc title. You can’t really ban it because you can’t really define what it is. You have to start allowing the defense to do things they are not allowed to do currently.

>>151281069
he was teleported here from the "Any Given Sunday" universe

>>151281023
Dude deserves the rope.

>>151280977
Scruff McGruff
Chicago Illinois
60652
That's where you write a letter to report crimes.

arnold's running man is based AF. might have to check the new one out

>>151281050
the patriots won 6 super bowls
the astros won multiple world series
did you ever watch the lakers-kings 2002 wcf?

>>151281091
Don't you have to go cry at Star Wars trailers or something, BITCH?

>>151281099
Me on the right

Treadmills seem like a dumb thing to do

>>151281121
Unzip booba pls maam

neither of these teams play any defense
should be easy div for my commies

>>151281045
It has more to do with the 2 backs that shove their hands up jalen hurts ass to essentially lift and carry him over the pile. The defense has no chance of stopping it because they have no equivalent counterforce to concentrate on one specific player like that

If the push part is removed the iggles would likely still make the play a fair amount because their linemen are huge, but the make percentage would drop way down

>Women are redefining sports
Yeah, nah.

Dart is such a Chad kek

>>151281099
>not the AI webm

>>151281094
I WANT her to smell bad

>>151280823
I would push my weenie in their tush, if u catch my meaning.

>women's football
Do this guys really think anyone but dikes want to play a men's sport?

What does Al do in his spare time?

just fucking tackle him holy shit

MAHOMESIANESQUE

>>151281142
I don't get this meme

Eagles are so dogshit. That whole team is the Cheat Push

>>151281126
i like women’s flag football

>>151281093
same. have you considered being the starting quarterback for the philadelphia eagles?

>>151281042
This. Why aren’t you breaking people’s fingers in that pile? Every team. Every week, until they don’t want to run it anymore.

>>151281025
>You're guaranteed 1-3 yards everytime
everyone can't do it though apparently
maybe they need to practice

>>151281112
Damn I'm 42 bro and yes I heard it

>>151281148
Literally what tush

>>151281099
>Not posting the webm

>>151281025
The offensive line is EXPECTED to block and push defenders on runs
QB sneaks are standard plays
You are allowed to push the ball carrier forward

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR WHINEY RETARD

How the fuck did he get that....

>>151281155
pheromones

>>151281170
>posts an mp4
what did he mean by this?

I love titcows

>>151281150
kike shit

I don’t want to hear another complaint about the chiefs again, eagles get the most blatant ref help in every fucking game. FUCK the Eagles

>>151281149
Dykes AND troons.

WHY DOES EVERY DEFENSE TURN INTO SHIT ON THE FINAL DRIVE

>>151281170
This is literally illegal.

skittles dead?

>>151281069
absolutely terrible taste. his name is kino

>>151281069
Show bob and vagene please

>>151281170
How do people even find AI porn attractive. My porn needs soul

>>151281170
I've never fapped to this video

>>151281150
Masturbate to futa

jaxsons got "it"
the most "its" per snap of any QB

damn was that a fullback run in 2025??

>>151281112
help take a bite out of crime

>>151281180
Post evidence.

Do you think Hurts and Barkley ever.... you know....

>>151281170
MODS!

>>151281184
So trans are women, interesting...

>>151281170
How did they remove the shirts so easily? Are they related to Hulk Hogan?

>>151281208
Based same

iggles are really Jalen Carter dependent

>>151281221
they both only like BWC

How's my nigga Skibidi doing, Did he running 100yards already?

>GOT "IT"
>RESPECTFUL
>MOXY
>READS THE ROOM
>TOAST OF THE TOWN

yup, it's a
>white qb

Dart must have slayed so much pussy in college

TUSH PUSH

>>151281210
and there it is

why was there no offsides flag?

>>151281228
I didn't say that.

>>151281170
I remember this /cfb/ went batshit crazy this day

Everytime Skataboo runs, they should play Scat Man
>IM THE SKAT MAN, Weeee bombomb a bo

Dart just plays the game the right way

ASS JAM BTFO
HOW WILL FILTHYKEKS RECOVER

I fuck HATE the browns

What is it called when you push your own tush?

>>151281250
Would mean he has herpes.

Only ban the Eagles from tush pushing. Everybody else can do it

>>151281248
Out there running like CTE is transmissible and his mission is to give it to as many players as possible

>>151281272
Who plays the it wrong way?

>>151281208
He's literally me

don't care who wins. Eagles should be blowing them out and that qb sneak was a slap to their face

>>151281249
>not speaking ebonics is all it takes
sadly this low bar is hard to reach

>>151281272
its the white way to play the game

why TF are there commercials when I'm paying for scamazon

>>151281112
chicago needs scruff mcgruff now more than ever

>>151281270
Funny, cause that's the song that will be on repeat in his head after the CTE hits

>>151281190
How's the take it down act going? I see a lot of stuff that isn't taken down.

>>151281255
And there it is.

>>151281272
and there it is

adoree jackson tried to fuck that up but mukuba saved it lol

>>151281284
the fagles

I'M A SKATMAN

Why are Thursday Night Football ratings always so awful? It’s literally the only game on, what else are people doing on a Thursday night?

SKAT MAN
HE'S A BASED RETARD

SLAMA WAMA GIANTS BACKA

SKATTABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GET SKATTED ON

>white RBs
Is he better than CMC?

Philly bros? We got too cocky

Dabol wtf are you doing....

>>151281284
Lamar Jackson

Why do both of these teams look not terrible

>>151281270
If we waste anymore time on Skataboo, this company will be bankrupt by the end of the month.
DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY SKATABOO?

SKIBBIDIMAN

>>151281327
Still going to out draw boreball playoffs kek

GOOD JOB JOEY JOE JOE JR SKATABOO

based respect

that adoree jackson contest was hilarious

Eagles will do nothing on this drive

SKAT MAN

SKATTEBOOOOOOO

BADABADABADA BEE BA BA BADABO

>>151281163
June 83
I read it in his voice reading your post. Just came right out. That was buried deep down in there.

The Eagles absolutely fucking STINK!

>>151281327

Women were meant to serve man!

Skattaboosh

>>151281357
>ayo u aight wyte boi, u coo

>>151281327
TNF has 100,000 on twitch every game. This one has 120,000 cuz iggles

Skittle dittle boo

Eagles offense will have to win this game became they’re not gonna get many stops

based skatman td
too bad we have to see the eagles offense now

BA-DA-BA-DA-BA-BE BOP-BOP-BODDA-BOPE
BOP-BA-BODDA-BOPE

I dont think sports gambling is a good thing.

Skuttleboots!!!!!!

>>151281357
>u aiight white bois

>>151281357
>Me whenever my dealer drops me the goodies

advertising gambling was a mistake

>>151281327
Watching baseball

Bogged jump scare in that drafkings commercial

cash out?

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

>>151281342
Lamar skatman

>>151281388
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

should i start gambling?

Skeeedly deet dot doot dot badow

>>151281394
perfect drug handoff handshake

>>151281401
kek I would

>>151281339
Winning

>>151281401
Yes

Whoa, lemon as your hair.

>>151281388
I'm making money doing nothing so it's fine with me

>>151281272
>never throws it on time, just scramblerooski and hope it works
he literally plays it the opposite of the right way, very caleb-esque

Super excited to see if Flacco still has it against the Packers

The eagles fucking suck lmao

>>151281401
Yes.

>>151281438
>>151281438
>>151281438
>>151281438

>>151281401
you can buy an entire village for the cashout price, take it paco

>>151281255
Bro, that’s Jaxon “Diamond” Dart.

So much for points before the half.

>>151280172 (OP)
lel @ Al Michaels saying Dart is going to be popular because he's white without saying he's white.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>151281401
Take it

>>151281327
>Why are Thursday Night Football ratings always so awful? It’s literally the only game on, what else are people doing on a Thursday night?
Nigga ain't nobody got Amazon Prime!

LMAO SIRIANNI

>>151281410
don't do it
t. stressed

Inshallah my boy Abdul Carter will HEEM Hurts

Eagles are the worst return team in thE NFL

Dart and Skattebo

>>151281401
Wait to see if philly scores or goedert gets another yard. You will probably get a better cash out, but yes you should cash out. I doubt philly will cover.

>>151281401
cash it outside

>>151281467
>racefagging
erm definitely not wholesome sweaty…

OH MY GOD, A 60 YD TUSH PUSH FOR THE TD

>tfw fiance just plated up a 5 hour pot roast
life is good

Lmao fuck the Phillies too.

>>151281575
!remindme 5 hours
Thanks fellow redditor!

Daboll is a fat fucking retard.

Well that was retarded, good job eagles

>>151281612
I dont know what that means because I dont "ironically" use reddit like you faggot

>>151281529
>"He's got matinee idol looks"

Hurts just pulled a Dak.

>>151281467
He's got the "it" factor

>>151281683
edit: Thanks for the (You) kind stranger!

>>151281728
He looks like the second coming of Trent Richardson now.