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Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 3:46:01 AM No.151282156 [Report] >>151282212 >>151282231 >>151282705 >>151282738 >>151282788 >>151283406 >>151283411 >>151283504 >>151283543 >>151285435 >>151291734 >>151294982
how does he keep getting away with this?
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>does nothing
>wins
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 3:46:51 AM No.151282190 [Report]
Baseball is an actual team sport
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 3:47:27 AM No.151282212 [Report] >>151283219
>>151282156 (OP)
The Xi strategy
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 3:48:10 AM No.151282231 [Report]
>>151282156 (OP)
The energy he brings to the team elevates their performance
Anonymous Canada 10/10/2025, 3:48:27 AM No.151282246 [Report]
If the Philthies didn't walk him they would have won.
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 3:48:28 AM No.151282249 [Report] >>151340926
He was the winning pitcher in game 1. What more do you want?
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 4:02:48 AM No.151282705 [Report]
>>151282156 (OP)
> pitches 6 innings with 9 strikeouts in game 1 win
> batts in the winning run in game 2 win
> gets IBB despite being 0-50 which ends up helping score a run to tie the time
> phillies cuck out and lose the game with an error to avoid facing ohtani in a game 5
His aura is unmatched. The MVP of MVPs.
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 4:03:53 AM No.151282738 [Report]
>>151282156 (OP)
Ancient Chinese secret
Anonymous Indonesia 10/10/2025, 4:05:46 AM No.151282788 [Report]
>>151282156 (OP)
His aura unironically won them the game.
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 4:06:46 AM No.151282816 [Report]
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Anonymous Canada 10/10/2025, 4:06:49 AM No.151282817 [Report]
>IBBs because of his aura
>they walk in a run
GOAT
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 4:19:56 AM No.151283219 [Report]
>>151282212
based slanties

theres something in the rice
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 4:25:43 AM No.151283406 [Report]
>>151282156 (OP)
It helps to play on the most loaded team in the MLB.
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 4:25:52 AM No.151283411 [Report]
>>151282156 (OP)

>brings all the japanese cuties overseas and they all scream "ganbatte!"
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 4:27:49 AM No.151283504 [Report]
>>151282156 (OP)
he was refusing to hit to lull the phillies into a false sense of security. worked perfectly
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 4:28:50 AM No.151283543 [Report]
>>151282156 (OP)
based chinaman
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 5:31:47 AM No.151285435 [Report]
>>151282156 (OP)
shooey ohtani has never lost a postseason series. levels.
Anonymous United Kingdom 10/10/2025, 7:21:50 PM No.151291734 [Report]
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>>151282156 (OP)
>Goons in public
>gets away with it
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 11:41:45 PM No.151294920 [Report]
scripted af
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 11:48:42 PM No.151294982 [Report] >>151301762
>>151282156 (OP)
>convinces the Dodgers to stack their pitching lineup with his countrymen
>one is now the new ace and the other is an invincible closer saving the team's ass from a NLDS crash out
>NPB is basically a glorified farm for the Dodgers now

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Anonymous United States 10/10/2025, 11:58:43 PM No.151295078 [Report] >>151304821
Theyre fixing the games so the Dodgers win it all this year after the fires that happened earlier. They'll have the parade in the area with the #LAStrong
Anonymous United States 10/11/2025, 6:01:38 AM No.151301762 [Report]
>>151294982
>>NPB is basically a glorified farm for the Dodgers now
cannot even be mad if that's what 700 mil buys
Anonymous United States 10/11/2025, 8:13:43 AM No.151304821 [Report] >>151315181
>>151295078
Then why the fuck did they rig the Edmonton-Kings series in NHL? Most Kings season ticket holders lived in the fire zone and had their homes burn down
Anonymous United States 10/11/2025, 10:49:06 PM No.151315181 [Report]
>>151304821
theres no white people in LA
Anonymous Canada 10/12/2025, 10:02:39 AM No.151330139 [Report]
superior nipponese chad ohtani.jpg md5: b9fb206f...
turns out Superman is from Japan
Anonymous Canada 10/12/2025, 10:41:24 PM No.151340785 [Report]
https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1o4o0uv/shohei_ohtani_hits_like_aaron_judge_against_lhp/
Anonymous United States 10/12/2025, 10:48:13 PM No.151340926 [Report]
>>151282249
A few more hits would be great.