Thread 151285617

Western Canadian /hoc/ edition.
/hoc/vious:

for me, its the avs

>>151285617 (OP)
bud1

stars have no milly

Here lies the flames they can’t score

We can be frens after the game is done. For now we are m o r t a l enemies grrrr

>>151285617 (OP)
5th fastest overall :)

Wedgewood has faced like 4 breakaways and stopped them all. Dude is on one tonight.

>>151285653
BUYCK STATUS?

Scott Wedgewood having a game.

>>151285635
Thats the Flames I know and love!

>>151285689
If only we had hoob :(

>>151285693
Did that preseason collision with the post actually hurt him in real life?

STARSIES!

first for no milly dilly lost

The Red Wings are fuckin pathetic man, 100 year ceremony and they can't do shit against a not-so-great Montreal. Meanwhile 60 year old Crosby and Malkin light it up on Pittsburgh.

>>151285653
almost blew the game too.

/playoffsbound/

>>151285668
BUYCK BROKEN!

>>151285712
He's been gone ever since lol

>>151285693
F

:(

>>151285451
What the fuck is the plan, Danny? Why is the goal being a mediocre .500 team that is always fighting for a wildcard and getting a mediocre mid round pick in the draft, where you draft shitters like Luchanko and Nesbitt? What the fuck is the vision? Coots has already started to regress and Zegras is a glorified basedfaggot who is completely devoid of heart and soul, he's a glorified former instagram highlight guy (a lacrosse goal and a behind-the-goal pass, fucking wow), dude played 16 minutes today as 2nd C and had ZERO shots, ZERO hits, ZERO blocks, ZERO takeaways and a faceoff% of 45. I grt that he resonates with zoomies but for fuck's sake, you'd better not sign him at the end of the season and ship him somewhere else at the deadline for at least a 2nd. Cates playes with hard, get him out of the 3rd line. Vladar is a classic flyers goalie, time to eat shit for the next 5 games after having a one good game. I too like playing franchise mode and making trades and shit but you gotta make proper moves, not trades just for the sake of trading. This sucks and I've seen this episode every season

my avies :)

looked like shit for two periods

>>151285737
Jeez that’s worse than Petterssons splits into the boards.

>>151285754
barkov babby :)

3-2 ducks in garytime.

>climate pledge arena
Couldn't think of a more faggot-tier arena name for a more faggot-tier city.

>>151285835
Do you think Barkov and Hoob still talk?

>>151285846
i think i could

>>151285846
It's always a good time at CP Arena

Golden Showers can't even win without undeserved power plays against the worst team in the league.

>>151285858
We don't call it that unlike calgarypuck.com

I don't care about the Wings or their history but Little Caesars Arena is a great name.

>>151285854
I dont see why would they

>>151285732
>almost
If ifs and buts were candies and nuts we’d all have a merry Christmas

>>151285867
CP Forums are also where its at

How bad are my Krakies going to be this season? M’s and FightNWins had good summers so I didn’t pay much attention to the nhl offseason.

>>151285727
>the entire team celebrates like they've won the cup on the first goal
>gets blown out
Least amount of humbleness I've seen in a team that's missed the playoffs for 9 straight seasons or whatever.

>>151285884
you'd also have a milly but you don't kwab

why is there no games friday?

>>151285874
i wish the players werent all friends like in the old days

>>151285898
Kraken are gearing up for a Thrashers like existence.

>>151285917
You’re losing to the Shorks right now why are you seething about Dallas (who already won their game)

worked is just a code word for dilly

Why can't canucks choose a colourway or logo? They are 2 colourways and 3 logos. It's retarded.

Flames can’t score this is gay game

>>151285941
knighties: milly
stors: no milly

>>151285955
If only wolf was a winger

why isnt shannon at the games?

>>151285924
players are traded more often now so they become with everyone now

>>151285861
>can't even win
much like trb against bud and mitch

>>151285898
shit just like last year and the year before

>>151285975
its a dangerous drive to get into Vancouver. lots of jeets on the road, especially where he lives

>>151285884
and you're still a faggot.

>>151285961
>>151286023
Copey status: SEETHING

My flames are sucking penis again...
:)

>>151285969
good fanfic idea

>>151286030
dilly status: no milly

My penguins (:

>>151286041
>n-nou
KWABBBB

>tyson barrie
he is the subject of one of my favorite gifs...

>>151286041
KWAB

>>151286053
see: >>151286030

is she satisfied by rangers fandom?

Looks like Malkin decided to play good this year, maybe Florida can trade for him to replace Barkov?

NHL talk on 4chins slows WAY down when it's just west coast teams playing, but it doesn't on reddit...
really makes you wonder...

>>151286104
thanks for the reddit update numale

>>151286104
kek go back

>>151286104
People here have jobs

>>151286110
thanks for proving my point no-chin.

>>151286096
Who is this bitch and why did she geta mike tyson tattoo

>>151286104
does it?

>>151286104
We're in Real Pacific Hours right now.

>>151286100
can it ya FUCKING nerd no

our sharkies :)

wooooooooo

>>151286104
we don't wonder here newbitch

>>151286135
Cope

my ducks :(

>>151286151
>we

Canner goal!!

I'm gonna go and try to push out a Marner. It probably won't be a big one.

Wolf is getting no help :(

>>151285854
They were besties and Huby was fully prepared to be a panther for life, the surprise trade absolutely wrecked him. He ain't not quitter like Bouwmeester.

>>151286117
We used to have jobs, cash, hope and gaudreau

Such a funny goal. Chytil had enough and is concussing others.

>>151285689
AHAHAHAAHAH 0-2 yup thats them alright

kwab

Bahl is kill


no

>>151286233
that was no goal due to a death on the ice, right?

>>151286233
I missed hockey so much.

>>151286233
That move was so op in nba street

>>151286233
Wolf was more concerned about bahl getting hit in the back of the head with the puck :(

wolf just played his way out of milan tonight

skinner is kill

>>151286233
Kinda rude to score desu

>>151286262
yeah actually

Ducks are looking good just need to put the puck in the net really.

>>151286220
>AHAHAHAAHAH

i was right, the rest of the tooth fell out

isles, flames, knights bros...

>kill a guy
>rewarded with a goal

lol,
lmao even

>>151286220
Zero non meme goal so far this season!

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>jake bean
what a dumb name lol

Chytil the reincarnation of Pavel Bure shout out Don Taylor.

>>151286329
Made me seethe can't lie

/hoc/ kept trying to trick us into thinking Wolf was good again....

golden pussies are bitch made

Hot take: the Vezina is a cursed trophy like the President's trophy.

arshdeep got an assist :)

the tard teams are losing

>Someone gets blasted in the back of the head with frozen rubber at 80 miles per hour
Play continues, we have a good goal
>Goaltender tells the ref they are having a mask issue during a delayed penalty, skates over to the bench, doesn't even take his mask off, then skates back in
We need to stop the game immediately, his life is in danger

Flames are losing every game except the ones against edmonton to secure mckenna

>>151286023
988 is the number to call copey
Love, Dylan
Ps: its so roomy in your head I built a Stars shrine in it

macklin just about killed his teammate for taking a penalty

lmao Wolf

>>151286447
go home: >>>/lgbt/

>>151286462
Woof

>>151286407
kek

Kek Canucks DJ playing the two wolf’s song.

the flames are absolute shit
oilers lost to this?

> 4 straight meme goals to start the season
love me my flames

wolf was just taken off the milan roster

The absolute state of the Clogary Flams

>Frost
The comeback is on Flameos!

SCARRRRRRRR

our sharkies :/

shorkies...

are you fucking kidding me sharkies?

of course (((kichel))) gets that "goal". gary's game is rigged and gay.

haha go knights

someone just needs to skate up to (((kickel))) and (((stone))) and bash their faces in with the butt of their stick. it will be quick and effective and the NHL will be better off.

>>151286562
Ya seethe?!

>>151286469
>losing to the fucking sharts
Get a load of this faggot's poverty ass franchise

vag-ass is going to be this season's gary-point team, eh?

Krakies about to have their only winning record all year

I’m just happy to see some Boeser goals after being convinced he was gone months ago.

the most >shorks way to blow a sure-winner

>>151286577
>>151286575
>you MUST be a fan of the team that makes me seethe because you are making me seethe
kek, hoc is so fucking dumb.

flamesbros...

>>151286594
San Jose is fucking cursed if they lose in OT

the dude just can't play dump ins

I love the early season NHL, you have guys who are probably hungover getting destroyed by 3rd liners who still love the game. You know Chityl isn't going to do anything like this again this season, but Calgary will always be his bitch.

gg ducks, thanks for being the team gave us the first season opener win, we'll let you know how ploffs are

ned you fucking meme wtf

sharks are back

my ducks :(

Why would you go that far out from the net?

OMFG these fucking shorks!

Holy Shorks
What the fuck were you doing?

Well we got a Gary point, that’s better than I expected

hahaha neddy lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>Opening Night
>At home
>Not even wearing your real jerseys
Soulless + no identity

jesus fucking christ

>Krakens win as long as Daccord can single-handedly hold off 30 shots a game

Kraken hockey, baby.

Im thinkin' when the Nux come to Calgary im gonna take the buds to the game, I have a sneaking suspicion its gonna be a good one.

>>151286621
This team is fuckin cursed. Idk who or what they pissed off in the afterlife but they're fuckin cursed

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Autismkarov

what in the actual fuck was that? who drafted that fucktard?

>>151286640
This used to be every good team for a decade or so from the early 2000s to the mid 2010s

so I just turn on the tv to the sharks/knights game just in time to see Smith ice the game with a sweet empty netter

>>151286638
based. getting the bath ready now

I was ready to concede defeat to the Shorks... Then Shorks Hockey came back at the last second lmao

What do you do with a franchise that can't even rebuild? Is SJ the next city to lose a team?

>>151286686
San Jose’s rebuild is going fine. Buffalo is in limbo and the yzerplan is a trainwreck

My Sharkies ;(

Why wasn't Askarov playing?

>>151286705
what was he thinking lmao

What's Mack going to do to him now?

In a real league, Nedeljkovic and the Golden Faggots would be investigated for and found guilty of bribery. Nedeljkovic would be banned and Golden Showers would be relegated.

>>151286711
Coach has a veteran boner

>>151286686
no you fucking mark they just signed a new stadium lease
>OH LE TEAM ISNT GOOD ARE THEY GONNA MOVE
It's all so tiresome

>>151286714
This is common Newfag

>>151286705
Is this AI?

>>151286717
Worse: they'd get relocated to Houston

>>151286649
jesus...FUCKING SHORKS
NedelJOKEvic

>>151286725
i think this might have gone over your head, anon

>>151286711
Just another of many faggot head coaches that has a belief in the shit veteran that shouldn't even be in the league.

>>151286711
he was butt cheeks in the preseason. should hopefully play saturday

>>151286705
what in the fuck was he doing
like holy fuck, does ned have so little confidence in himself THAT was preferable to attempting to stop a fucking 1 on 1 shot

>>151286714
behead him after forcing him to commit seppuku on the logo in the dressing room

>The Sharks nearly beat the Knights
Did San Jose actually look good? Are they starting to trend upwards?

>>151286724
Well there's fuckin rumors that the Stars might play in fuckin Plano which has the fans fuckin furious. Just renovate the Hanger. Its cheaper than building a new site

>>151286705
realistically what was his option here?
>go out and challenge, maybe get there first and clear it
>stay in his net, and face a 2 on 0 breakaway
he looks bad but the other 3 sharts were so far up the ice they cucked him hard either way

>>151286760
No, Vegass is just shit.

>>151286760
Both teams didn't look very good.

>>151286765
>le dylan make it all about the stars
wasn't talking about your shitty faggot sunbelt teams lease

>>151286705
>We're gonna beat VGK on our first game!!!
>Wait NOPE..SHORKED

>>151286705
>even the scorer is confused and hesitates because of how embarrassing it is

>>151286766
Shoot it literally anywhere other than directly into the other player.

>>151286641
I think you're right
Have fun takagi

>>151286705
He gets paid to play this game

>>151286705
im so glad hockey is back

>>151286766
Smith almost caught up, but yes, he would have started moving when it looked pretty bad. The problem started earlier when they shouldn't have lost control.

>no, NHL goalies aren't getting worse, the shooters are just getting way better!
At least there used to be only one Salo/Cloutier per generation.

It was at this moment I knew it was over...

it's ogre

>>151286827
Someone post the full sequence of the Sharks failing the empty net twice THEN getting scored on

>>151286766
If >shorks Smith doesn't see Ned sliding over he's turning on the jets and covering Theodore, if not outright beating him there leaving just a 1v1 with Golden Showers Smith.
I can't really blame him for assuming Ned is going to do literally anything other than that and just letting him do it while hovering around in neutral ice waiting to go the other way.

>>151286766
You turn around and dump it into the corner. Why was he trying to clear it? Was he possessed by Hasek's ghost?

>>151286844
hoc tuah

>>151286869
>Was he possessed by Hasek's ghost?
yes
Ned has always been a meme tendie obsessed with stickhandling, going back to his ECHL days

I'm tired of my flames being shit

utah will win its first championship in 2076

>>151286853
https://x.com/Sportsnet/status/1976509524237238603

>>151286405
?

how do we fix >our shorks?

Yep I’m thinking Avs will win the thing.
Real test will be
>Stors
Up next. Hoping Avs utterly humiliate them.

>>151286705
IF YOU'RE A GOALTENDER

Apparently Sabres fans were fighting with each other about what the goal song would be :(

>>151286577
?

>>151286921
shut up nigger

>>151286932
pretty cool post

>>151286844
>shit name
>shit colours
>shit logo
>shit players
Who could see this coming?

>reilly smith's face after he scored the goal
bro was trying to keep it together

>>151286909
kwab of the day

>>151286827
Sharks have had some goalies.. But this one seems extra special

>>151286705
kochetkov would've got an assist and taken out riley smith for a few games

What an unfortunate and dumb way to lose a game. A game that had a lot of positives is going to be overshadowed by a terrible bounce and poor positioning to tie it and then Ned makes a tough call in OT.

Otherwise, it wasn’t a pretty game by either team but we were competitive. Depth scoring was encouraging. Just one game but shows we could get scoring when Celebrini, Smith and Toffoli aren’t lighting up the score sheet.

The MO of Warso’s Sharks is that they can’t close out games. That’s the step you want to see them take this year but in Game 1 they find a way to lose instead of win. That’s how you end up with a team losing 63 games like last year.

Blame Ned all you want, he absolutely played a part, but Eklund 100% needs to find a way to ice that game with the empty net as well.

Happy to have Sharks hockey back. Looking forward to a proper broadcast next game.

God if I was a sharks player I’d fucking blow my brains out

>penguins stuck with jarry
what in the world

>>151286784
KWAB

I dont blame Ned on that last one in OT, its a tough risk he just didnt execute it correctly. But many coaches will want a goalie to make that play.

The play on the 3rd goal was 100% on Ned and he made a selfish play. He wanted to make the stop and then play it for a goal. Ned is one of the few goalies to get a goalie goal so in his head he put himself in that position for a selfish reason.

Otherwise i liked our play, still room for improvement but a close game with Vegas is a positive!

>>151286918
you need more than a good gm to fix san jose, anon. you need time, gasoline, matches

>>151286957
Can't make this shit up

>>151286957
This clown shit combined with Retardjkovic has already gifted us the >shorking Of The Year.
Game one.

Our D sucks. One of Mukh’s penalties was soft but he got worked on the first goal. All the vets - Orlov, Klingberg, Leddy - were bad. Ferraro was solid. But they all had nice moments too

Smith was rough. Too much fancy shit, needs to know when to keep it simple.

Mack started slow, but you could feel the air in the arena lift whenever he had the puck.

Ned was great for the first 58. Rough equalizer to give up, but he was fucked on the OT goal. I wish Ek had killed it in regulation.

Wennberg was the biggest plus for me. He was great. Once Misa becomes a playable 2C or 3C, our spine is pretty good.

I think unless we get some goalie heroics, we’re going to give up a ton of goals this year.

Vegas didn’t look like a contender yesterday or today. But I’m still scared every time Marner touches the puck, and they’re still stacked.

>>151286918
wait a few seasons

mike futanari. the mans name is literally mike futanari.

That goal was far more on Smith than Ned. Let me explain.

Smith was tired and started towards the bench to change, then he didn’t change, instead he stood next to the bench flat footed watching what was happening, Ned stepped up to play the puck since nobody was coming back to help him, Ned fucked up the play, Will suddenly realized he needs to act and sort of skates to defend, Vegas recovers the puck instead and the tap in occurs for the winner.

Watch the video and you can clearly see Smith was out to lunch watching the puck and stopped thinking. Ned shouldn’t have come so far out of his net, but it’s either that or face a 2-on-0 which is unlikely to work out in his favor either.

We deserved a better fate than this. Did a lot of things well tonight, then we forgot to keep playing and lost it in an instant. So frustrating.

>>151287020
the dick girl thing?

What the fuck happened? Nedjovic saw that Skinner goal and decided nobody takes his crown as King Retard?

>>151286957
shorking of the year already

Thanks for the easy bet, Flames :)

lmao this Wolf kid that you queers keep going on about let in 5 goals. He is Skinner tier

The San Jose Sharks just redefined the art of being dogshit. Two empty net misses in a row like they were allergic to success, then immediately let one in their own net like a bunch of hungover beer leaguers. It’s not hockey anymore, it’s slapstick comedy in HD. I’ve seen drunk uncles at backyard BBQs shoot straighter. These guys could have a 6 foot wide open net and still somehow hit the zamboni. The Sharks don’t rebuild they relapse.

business idea: implement relegation and promotion to the NHL.

>>151287060
>pro/rel
trb is that you?

>>151287049
You think Patrick Yoy never let in 5 goals

>>151287052
Don't you have a train full of women to molest what are you doing here

I still can't believe the sharks did that.

>>151287069
In Okinawa shitposting shit teams whilst enjoying the view

>>151287111
Damn I was gonna keep talking shit but that looks killer

>>151287104
I can believe it.. I've seen them do all types of shit

How to fans of shit teams remain sane

>>151287160
remind myself I ain't dylan

>>151287027
spankings all around

knights won bro's KEK

KWAB

OH NO NO NO NO

>shorks

are sabres fans the most let-down fanbase? or sharks fans?

>>151287111
Is that a designated swimming area or some kind of property marker?

>>151287193
At least people remember buffalel exists, filthadelphia is in year 13 of their rebuild and noone even bothers to feels sorry for them

>>151287130
kek based

>>151287187
acies finna take the chip bro

>>151287202
Can swim in any part of the beach. Think that safety net is for children so they don’t float into the sea lmao

why are the no games on tomorrow?

>>151287229
>not letting children battle the rips
but how will they learn

>>151287239
gotta spread those 82 games across 32 shit teams out goy

>>151287239
Jewish holiday.

>>151287104
What did they do

>>151287221
ahhh yessir. based a'ja.

Almost thanksgiving Canadabros :)

>>151287272
I hate turkey

>>151287256
See
>>151286957 and >>151286705

>>151287276
it's bland huh

for me its turkey and gravy and mash potatos and stuffing

>>151287298
all I need cuz

what is this defensive strategy called?

>>151287305
Marner

almost every good guys won tonight

only shit teams tomorrow

>>151287349
no one plays tomorrow

Wish they could cut down on the teams I don't care about

>>151286705
>>151286957
Bruh

>knighties won
>dylan driven to babbling madness by the reminder of no milly
>1993 continues
great knight/10

>>151287351
>it's real
KWAB

>>151287363
trvke

>>151287412
so true

>>151287412
dimes

>page 3
nice job growing the game gare

>>151287388
>>151287412
>>151287415
>>151287435
hey dylan had a rough knight huh

how many teams have /hoc/ retard fans linked to them.
Copey
dillan
mitch
belgium
bud
chambers
food poster
takagi
...

>>151287470
i'm not retarded tranny 1993

Fake copey is even more retarded than real copey

>>151287470
the chair sniffer

i tell you every night it's still tony and every night you come back for more

>>151287470
kipshit
Portugal
grease

he tried gloving a very bouncy clearance. i'd honestly try to save it with my chest but if i was in his shoes in that moment, i'd faint 30 seconds into the 1st period.

the OT goal, he didn't 100% commit on going after the puck. in that situation, you gotta commit fully to your split second choice, he probably just overthinked it like me in a math test.

to be fair, has this team ever been clutch before?

>>151287470
copey and takagi are NOT retarded

>>151287502
what's his team? stinklanders?

>>151287520
Who do they cheer for?

>>151287470
zhenya or however it was spelt

>>151286957
HAHAHAHA

>>151287529
I think it's either Tampa or Florida

my team is the vegas golden knights :)

they won toknight btw

finna be a Wild year, it's finally our turn

>>151287579
wild sucks kwab

>>151287470
Geronimo

>>151287530
Canucks
Rags
Debbies

*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* / Yep, That's Me

>>151286957
Serious contender for KWAB of the season and NHL is on like game 2 of the regular season.

>>151287617
Why don't the dumb fag biz give him a hug?

speaking of biz whatever happened to that fat boston retard RA on chiclets

>skinner
>ned
which blunder was more of a KWAB?

>>151287676
ned had two back to back

>>151287616
Its over for us fellow /hoc/bros

>>151287676
ned is in the running for kwaboty two years in a row now isnt he?

poo peeland

>>151286766
>What was he supposed to do?
Not give up an empty net goal.

The Habs are winning the cup this year

With what we saw tonight, I’m confident that the habs are going to deliver this year. We’ll be at the top of the whole east conference. I’ve seen enough. We’re winning the Stanley cup.

Kapanen on a pace for 82 goals, Bolduc on a pace for 123 goals, our beautiful Matheson scoring as well… I’ve seen enough.

Gally played with his usual warrior mindset… beautiful apple from him to Bolduc… What a player !

We haven’t seen the top of the iceberg with Demidov. Much more to come.

Monty allowed Dobes to get some ice time tonight. Class act Monty. Truly a team player.

I swear, we’re far from tanking for a pick this year… The years of misery are over !

Hutson looked like he knew exactly what to do with the puck. I’ve never seen someone have such a HIGH hockey IQ.

This organization is going places.

The habs are winning the cup this year, the way we totally dominated the red wings, no question about it. Luck will have no part in this season whatsoever. Mark my words.

There’s no better sport to watch, if you don’t like it, go watch curling or something…

We fight and play with heart.

I can’t take this anymore. Bring the cup home already. I’m die-hard fan. This is too exciting !

>>151287815
nobody's reading all that dylan

kek

>>151287815
I can't take the habs seriously after they lost to the >laffs

>>151287847
you just know she has a stepdad

>>151287840
thank you for 32 teams gary

>>151287867
1993

>>151287111
Is that /hoc/ Island?

Reminder

if you flipped one coin per year starting in 1993, the probability of losing 32 consecutive coin flips is 1 in 4,294,967,296

>>151287903
Anyone who gambles on sport is unintelligent.

>>151287903
Who is the most intelligent

>>151287930
One of my friends was trying to convince me that he had solved gambling and was gonna make tons of coin

they seem to have tranquilized samir for the night

>>151287930
cope that anon won $200 yesterday

>>151287903
>

>>151287943
Good luck with that.
>>151287955
Yep. And he'll lose those $200 and more during the season. There's a reason to why there's hundreds of betting sites: They win, betters lose.

>>151287860
lulling them into false sense of security by gifting them a first win of the season. all part of the masterplan

>>151287939
Sens
Flames
and Habs

>>151287982
>>151287982
we don't call those that here now

his nose

not another night of the marner abyss

The marner abyss consumes every night whether you admit it or not

Pens being 2-0 is just crazy, but then again I always tell people the 95-96 Senators began 6-1-1 and then went like 12-54-8 the rest of the way.

>>151288017
Every year I'm told they sold the future and they year they're still mediocre

still no gf

I watched the gaudreau/blue jackets episode of 2nd season of Faceoff and all I can say is that Sean Monahan is an absolute bro and a good human

>>151288036
Well where have you looked

>>151288130
the gf store but they were sold out of both big booty latinas and petite asians

>>151288166
Might need to check out special orders from Eastern Europe then

>>151288017
Crosby won’t be bad

DUNDUNDUNDUN

BUT!

DUNDUNDUNDUN

BUT!

miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau

>>151288258
we do love le Buts here

>>151288017
>analyzes your teams weak points and exploits them
Heh better luck next time

knights won

>>151288282
>disregards everything else and sends out the two best players together for 24 minutes a night
your move megamind

>>151288288
pens too

>>151288292
based

>>151288282
He must be doing lots of thinking.

>>151288291
Send out... didney

>>151288288
as did our rangers

>10-year-old me never got to attend a game in winnipeg during laine’s rookie season
Why live

>>151286957
Patrik Stefan flashbacks

>>151288407
a confederacy of dunces

>10-year-old
>laine’s rookie season

>>151288415
a requiem of retards

Winnipeg needs to bring back that giant portrait of Queen Elizabeth

>>151288418
Umm you might not be aware but this is a problematic depiction of Gary and his people
Just thought you should know

>>151288447
If you walk into the bank and don't see a teller like that it's safe to say you are a broke ass nigga

apologize

can we talk about how shit dustin wolf is in net

>>151288183
He's in good company

>>151288469
Cope wolf proved himself elite against the oilers

>>151288469
not a topic of discussion

This is now a Wolf appreciation thread

>>151288527
*farts*

32 teams, 19 acceptable goalies

>>151285653
>not even the fastest among active tendies
wew its fucking NOTHING

>>151288563
This is why my team will win the cup BTW

>>151288563
I feel bad for Gibson

MIKKO RANTANEN BROS.

>>151288822
our starsies :)

jlmi

>>151286957
This has to be rigged.
>>151288861
I have to watch the highlights but Glen Gulutzan job looked good in preseason. I hope he's the answer.

europoors OUT

>go to finland
>expect to see lots of fins
>the "finns" dont have fins at all they have arms and legs
Mikä juttu?

>>151288946
yeah let's get more Canadians in here who can talk about pee and poop

>>151288977
Havent marnered yet today but will keep you updated

>>151288984
you mean no Roy?

>>151288984
Liked and subscribed. :)

Marner is rough right now, like that Wings' loss.

>>151288984
>Pointless marner
Just like our synonym for shit

debbies don't play the rags until march, good joke gary

Thank god it’s Friday

visiting from /heem/ to drop a reminder
7pm tonight

>>151289143
what the fuck is the point

>>151289143
>florida brawl on ice
I saw that game last week

I WENT TO A HOCKEY GAME AND A BOXING MATCH BROKE OUT EHH HOW YA DOIN

whats the point of the NHL gary?

jack eichel on pace for 246 points

Now that everyone played at least one game, who got KWABed the hardest in their season opener?

>>151289284
Rags or Hads

>>151289284
without a doubt it is Nedeljkovic

>>151286649
lmao is that a tuna?

>>151288469
Cope he tried his best and 'Couver is expected to be a top 3 team in the pacific this year

>>151288918
One thing about Glen I’m intrigued by is he can get Nils to perform well

>>151289143
Neat. Might watch it

Good morning /hoc/ and welcome to the 2025 KWAB Cup! Please give a big round of applause to this year's contenders.

>>151289508
>sh0rks

>>151288977
>>151288990
>>151289033
>>151289100
Marner has hit the rink
This is not a drill
I repeat Marner has hit the rink

>>151289529
it's Nicky Roy now

>>151289531
What made you think "scoring" refers to points?

>>151289572
you tell me

What game we watchin tonight, ladies?

>>151286957
Lill-fimp vad fan håller du på med ;_;

>>151289588
Haha, it's funny because there's no game on tonight!

>>151289588
collegepuck

>>151289588
mariners/tigers for me

>>151289588
Umeå Birch Leafs playing tonight :)

>>151289588
baseball ploff

>>151288970
You can see fins in the sauna

>>151289679
I’ll check there

>>151289218
Pavel Dorofeyev on pace for 164 goals

jokerit to liiga WHEN???

>>151289716
Never, we'd have to lose either Ilves or HIFK

>>151289716
That traitor team deserves nothing

What is this goaltending style called?

>>151289754
based back-checking goaler

The birthday cake my sister made me isn’t very good so im thinking of buying myself one

this is pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5pqLc7E4P-E

>>151289764
Get a Costco cake those are top tier

>>151289764
eat the fucking cake and be grateful
hbd btw

>>151289784
those tuxedo cakes are DAN-GER-OUS

>>151289764
She tried her best :(

A tough break for my Flames last night but there is always light in darkness

>>151289764
hit your sister with an RKO out of nowhere when they're singing happy birthday

>>151289791
Oh fuck yes I forgot about those I was thinking of the regular vanilla and chocolate ones with cheesecake mousse filling but yeah the chocolate tuxedo and strawberry shortcake 3 layer are probably the best they offer.

>>151289764
You can't buy a sister

>>151289764
Based
For me its DQ

>>151289798
I know and I’m proud of her :)

>>151289814
someone told me they don't have DQ in Alberta was it a lie

>>151289814
very based, my go to as well

>>151289835
If this true you should open a franchise
They literally print money in the summer

>>151289810
i feel so bad for kerkekring
that was tough

>>151289864
I bet Wolfie would front me the franchise fee

laughing at all the SHIT TEAMS who lost yesterday

Getting real sick of MAGA making the Panthers win
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/oct/09/nhl-florida-panthers-tampa-bay-lightning-brawl-trump-old-boy-rot

>>151289835
Yes. DQ used to be the only fast food joint in small towns around here

>>151289810
Whomst?

>>151289916
We already read this shitpost yesterday

>>151289922
I always see DQ ads on tv but there isn't a single one in my state

>>151289922
must be from my area

>>151289916
This is who wrote that article btw so make sure you read it in what a guy like this sounds like

>>151289940
Weird . I thought buffet had achieved world conquest

>>151289810
>Some regular season fuckup gaffe from a bad team
vs
>a team whos season ended because he threw it away
i dunno man, whats more important?

>>151289916
i took a number and threw a hit, simple as that

>>151289951
Every article this soiboi writes he tries to connect whatever it is to Trump

My favorite soilent hockey article was that one titled Patrick Kane is not your friend or something like that

>>151289989
Thats true though since we never hang anymore

Hey guys, remember me?

if any of you cowards stand up for connections after the shit they came out with today I consider you a shill bot or a mouth breathing 30iq smelly scumbag jerk, it's time we put an end to this

>>151289989
it's a fun relationship
the players and coaches (management too often) are the jocks from high school
the media are the dorks from high school
they hate each other but they have to be professional

>>151290002
Imagine failing at everything you did because the "rape" was just some roastie trying to fuck over NHL players careers

>>151290002
more like rick dickhead

>>151290007
ressentiment
very nietzschean

>>151290020
solid post

>>151290037
DEI player

>>151289785
Thanks I am grateful to her

>>151289429
I was surprised reading the boxscore. 16 minutes more than Lyubushkin and Bichsel and a +3.

>>151289916
which teams stand with Palestine?

>>151290061
Sabres already did this

>>151290007
Who are the goths?

>>151290075
>>151290075
>>151290075
New

>>151290062
Hopefully none of them stand with those mudshits