Thread 151287865

The Eagles absolutely fucking STINK!!

Why didn't the Browns draft Jaxson Dart?

This was the last time they scored. Something poetic about this

>>151287851
You just dont get it.
The response was meaningless, it was never about the yes or no.
The power play was the ask. Telling a manning to go do his assistant bitch work is high test.

>>151287899
Fuck the iggles but
>its not entertaining to watch
is always a shite argument

>>151287908
No it isnt. Its only high test if it results in a palpable favourable outcome. Without it its just attention seeking behaviour which is VERY feminine

>>151287893
This can't be real

>>151287899
Was the crowd booing when this happened

I liked the Chiefs until Patrick Mahomes showed up

>eagles lose to the gnats
>chiefs lose to the eagles
>gnats were able to hold the chiefs off for 3 quarters
Hmm

>>151287947
Of course it is. Joe Burrow always could grow out curly locks of long hair

>> 151287836
TCAP did a much better job of minding their Ps and Qs and still alot of the cases got thrown out
the hypebeasts on youtube are much more sloppy than even them

Why didn't the Cardinals draft Jaxson Dart?

>>151288016
married to their manlet qb

>>151287899
>4 straight false starts too
this play is 100 percent getting banned in the offseason

>>151288016
>why don't the Cardinals
Maybe you should've warned us about 9/11 you future living Aussie fucks

Why didn't the Jets draft Jaxson Dart?

>>151287924
>eurosis who watches divegrass is ok with boring slop

Why didn't the Raiders draft Jaxson Dart?

skattebo is who i thought jesnty was gonna be :(

they told me bust down my ap, perfect timing

>>151287924
that;s not really the issue, I forget which coach said it but he said it best "it isn't football"
it would be like someone throwing it through the goal posts from the 50 yard line, it's impressive but that isn't the sport

>>151288040
:(
>>151288045
the guards move before the snap every time too, and they line up in front of the LOS alot
enjoy it now eaglesistas its going away

>>151288040
Because Pete Carroll is a fucking dementia riddled retard and thought Geno could carry the franchise. Fucking Gayders

>>151288044
Almost that time again

>>151288040
Pete is a 74 year old retard who thought he could muh fuggin bix nood with Shitno Smith

>>151287924
Offside every play is a better argument, especially because the refs call it correctly for other teams

>>151288032
As long as its within the rules of the game yes. I dont enjoy it but I am okay with it.

lets stop talking about the raiders

>>151288080
Trip on, Temujin.

Lets talk about nothing but the Raiders

how BOUT them COWBOYS

>>151288080
Trip on Trucy

>>151288075
the tuck rule was “within the rules of the game” too but everyone recognized it was fucking stupid and it was immediately changed
football isnt like soccer if there’s a retarded loophole it will be closed without a billion third worlders squealing about it

Penis Jr.

>>151288098
thoroughly washed im afraid

>>151288040
>>151288058
Dart would literally die playing behind the Raiders line

>>151288094
So if the tush push is a retarded loophole then why isnt it closed?

>>151288075
it used to be illegal to push your own ball carrier
believe it or not !!!!! the rules of football have changed over the years, we don't stick to "muh tradition" like you retards who only finally introduced video review for obvious offsides in soccer

>>151288110
it is going to be closed at the conclusion of this season eurosis try and keep up

>steps up 3 times
>launches it as far as he can
>barely gets 65 yards

keeeeeeeeeek

>>151288112
Hehe

>>151288094
>>151288112
Boy you sure think about soccer a lot for someone in an /nfl/ thread. Are you Latinx by any chance?
>>151288115
Ty

the nfl hasnt felt this wide open in a long time
still sticking with my preseason prediction and that this is gonna be aaron rodgers last ride and he’ll retire on top

>>151288098
8 niggas on him right there

>>151288098
>7 out of 11 players on defense got their paws on you at once, soon to be 8
>Your teammates are nowhere to be found
Thinking about it is making me kek

>>151288121
uh oh stinky

>>151288117
>down by 3 points
>2 time outs
Why were they chucking hail marys instead of trying to get within field goal range

I felt bad calling Skattebo "Skat And Poo" but he probably would love that nickname. Crazy bastard

>>151288133
>>151288127
luv me gang tackling
classic football

Yeah (Yeah)
They told me bust down my AP, perfect timin' (Perfect timin')
Got them baguettes up on my neck, I stay shinin'(Stay shinin')
It's never hot around, my jewelry change the climate (Ice)
I went and got that new Maybach, I stay grindin'
They told me bust down my AP, perfect timin' (Perfect timin')
Got them baguettes up on my neck, I stay shinin' (Stay shinin')
It's never hot around, my jewelry change the climate (Ice)
I went and got that new Maybach, I stay grindin' (New Maybach)
These can't for me, yeah they lyin' (Yeah they lyin')
I ain't even hit my peak, I ain't tryin' (Nah)
A hunnid K for a signin' (Okay)
What they pay? (They pay) A got reminded (One more time)
In your city, know we litty, we handle these like every time
Face card pretty, yeah, take her out to dinner and wine
She ain't never had a with all this motion, fall inline
She said she need me, she know I handle business every time
They told me bust down my AP, perfect timin' (Perfect timin')
Got them baguettes up on my neck, I stay shinin' (Stay shinin')
It's never hot around, my jewelry change the climate (Ice)
I went and got that new Maybach, I stay grindin'
They told me bust down my AP, perfect timin' (Perfect timin')
Got them baguettes up on my neck, I stay shinin' (Stay shinin')
It's never hot around, my jewelry change the climate (Ice)
I went and got that new Maybach, I stay grindin'
Perfect timin' (Perfect timin')
I stay shinin' (Stay shinin')
Ice (Ice)
Perfect timin' (Perfect timin')

>>151288107
Giants O line has actually been good this year and their worst performances were all with Russ who invents his own sacks. They could do with another interior guy to become dominant but it’s much better than the past.

>>151288135
WITH 3 SECONDS LEFT? NIGGA PLEASE.

>>151288146
There were like 2 plays before that

>>151288145
it helps that dart has eyes in the back of his head, he magicked his way out of 3 or 4 sacks today that 99 percent of other QBs wouldve ate

>>151288127
>>151288133
Kek

>>151288152
lol i see it

But why is Mr Darts face so fat?

Well Geno break the int record this season?

>>151288146
>>151288149
Didn't see it was first down
I should go to bed

>>151288145
Dart actually has pocket awareness and knows how to manipulate it well for a rookie unlike Russlel

>>151288165
hes getting benched the second AOC is good to go

>>151288165
He's not even close to Eli Manning's 2013 pace

>>151288170
Hopefully not, aoc is by far the worst of their 3 QBs

>iggles
SB champs!

>>151288164
>Energy stored as close to the brain as possible for quick decision making
That’s what peak performance looks like

>>151288181
Kek

>>151288144
ts fire cuh frfr ofng breh

>>151288175
i quite like him hes just inconsistent

White QBs are feasting this year ngl it's making a black boy like me shrink in real time fr fr

did anyone make a webm of that wide open deep ball that squirts overthrew by a mile

>Blackson Dark
Cant trust em'

>no undefeated teams left
Lol

>>151288170
>>151288165
>>151288058
>>151288062
Geno was definitely much better at Seattle and he was only average there, but the Raiders have been fucking garbage in all phases this year and no QB would succeed there.

>>151288195
Like what even is this comment?

>>151288214
sorry, is Blaxson more pc?

Learn ball

>>151288188
He looks really good if he can statue in the pocket and throw deep against man. Basically any other scenario he's bad

>>151288238
Who’s trading for him?

>>151288238
E L I T E
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>>151288194
>>151288238
Barely even an overthrow compared to mutthomo

dart reminds me alot of pre injury RGIII
and if he doesnt learn to slide he will be playing like post injury RGIII by the end of the season

>>151288253
He plays more like early Carson Wentz not RG3. The wide stance and wrecklessness. It's very fun to watch but not sustainable

>>151288257
hes much faster and contact happy than wentzylvania ever was

that taunting penalty on skattebo was the weakest shit i've ever seen

>>151288257
thats a good comp. I was thinking about it earlier and the best I could come up with was a more athletic baker

>>151288275
refGODS asserting dominance over the muscle midget

>>151287865 (OP)
They're really setting up the Steelers to have another Owl run exactly 20 years after The One For The Thumb, aren't they?

>>151288289
>Steelers
>Owl run
Lol

haha

just letting you frens know that i stopped working for today and starting my weekend now! i plan on continuing my madden 25 superstar mode, i was drafted by the jets, fugg :DD

>>151288317
>11am
Tf? Im still grinding away. Will go to Sauna later and feel finnish tho

This is the year of Dem Boyz

>>151288341
It's 12am fren so i'll eat lunch now a d stop my day there :) also sauna is a very touchy subject, please dont call the things you have there saunas...

>>151288352
i will not hol up

>>151288352
Lol

>>151288317
Now you can become the greatest Jet of all time

We might be heading towards a Jaguars-Wions soup herbal tee bee aych

>>151288353
Wait what do you mean? Whats wrong with the comfy wooden box I sit and sweat in?

What exactly was said here?

>>151288388
>You're one of the good ones

>>151288384
german saunas aren't proper saunas fren, trust me on this. i've been to three saunas in germany and they're barely even hot. it's not even allowed to throw water on the heater

>>151288384
https://innojairja.blogspot.com/2008/02/mis-saunas-edasi-juhtus.html?m=1

also that pic is from an estonian blog from 2008

>>151288410
>>151288406
Yes but the sauna I use looks exactly like that. And we have a whole culture of throwing scented water on the heater, so no idea where you got that from. In big public saunas sometimes they dont let the plebs do it, because then dipshits wouldnt use it properly but we are talking giant spa/bathing house things here. The normal casual sauna here is 80-90 degrees hot and you can make Löyly as you please

>>151288400
You're POSITIVE he didn't say it?

>>151288440
just saying this as a finn who happens to be quite an expert on all sauna things fren

>>151288460
Fair but why wouldnt you be happy with 90 degrees and throwing water on the rocks?

>>151288388
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD

How bout dem white bois

>oh you're fucking playing don't give me that shit you little pussy

What the actual FUCK is Daboll's problem???

Just how good are the saints if they easily beat the giants who just easily beat the defending superbowl champion eagles?

>>151288508
over/under of Dart having a concussion

>>151288488
because i think you're larping here fren and not sure if you've ever been to a sauna

>>151288508
Dirtball Russ will get him fired. They should probably stop calling the designed QB runs because Dart scrambles a lot anyway. He’s learning to slide and not stiff arm people but you are still going to eat hits running that much.

Bo Nix+Jaxson Dart > Jalen Hurts > patti cuckatini

The fall off of Russel Wilson needs to be studied

>>151288538
He's 36

>>151288535
Imagine being able to afford top tier bussy and instead choosing to fuck female Joker instead

>>151288543
Forgot the image macro

>>151288542
It’s time to go

i don't care for cam skattebo

If you don't care for Skattebo you don't care for America.

He's a sensitive little flower

>>151288564
stop posting porn faggot

i swear if you get 3 or more white people together, the cringe goes off the charts

>Philthies
>Pigeons

Patty Cuckitini

>>151288516
Uh ok. Ill keep enjoying my sauna and löyly then

>>151288546
Bill always looks like he's holding in a fart.

>>151288619
kwab

>>151288642
I see why he drops the ball so much. He tries to push defenders like HE'S the O-lineman instead of securing the ball

>>151288668
>1 career fumble
>3 in college

>>151288564
Why?

jags-lions is the most kink owl matchup

White people really have taken back the NFL, haven't they?

All the black qbs suck, and we just have all the momentum right now.

>>151288252
Mahomes overthrow
>Heh, fucking washed.
>Mahomo
>FLUUUU
>fucking ni*gger
Hurts overthrow
>no you see it was the receivers fault
>poor WR communication
>he is not carried guys please
>top 5 QB
>intangibles
why is /nfl/ like this?

If you ever see a black make sure you steer clear of them. They don't think rationally like us whitey's

I will never judge a man by the color of his skin.

Good morning, Spee
LETS GO BANGLES!
LETS GO JF16!

I will never judge something by the amount of hair it has

>>151288801
And there it is

Adoree Jackson and Kelee Ringo need to both be cut. It doesn't really matter who theyre replaced with either, Dart had 195 yards passing and they must've given up 180 of it.

Last year was an asterisk. Imagine if you ban the tush push. Philthydelphia Niggles SUCK.

Need the quints for my shitters

Whiteness is saving the New York Football Giants.

This season is so much better than last year, it actually feels like any team can win any game

>>151287899
I'm amazed that after it got voted to not be banned, the Eagles began false starting on every play. It's like they wanted it gone more than anyone

>>151288944
There's no clear elite team, but there's a lot of good teams especially in the NFC. I genuinely think the Colts are the best AFC team.

Why does your team not have a white qb?

>black qbs
The White Man Marches On

Lot of cowards afraid to post on their main here

>>151288384
I would kill to have a sauna in my house

>regular season wins is now the whitoids' super bowl
lol
kek even

>>151288985
no, all the other super bowls are though except the one with warren moon

>>151288503
how tall is skattawigga?

>>151288981
I have this deal with my wife. Once we buy a big house she gets a swimming pool and I get a Sauna

>>151288835
As a ravens fan I would be willing to trade Humphrey for one of your guards

>>151289000
Swimming pools seem like a pain in the ass maintenance wise

>>151289020
Oh 100%. But my wife is a mental mermaid and literally needs to swim every other day from April to November

>>151289000
better outsource building to a finnish company...

>>151288863
The eagles saved football by stopping the 3 peat and total swiftie takeover of the NFL

>>151289045
i feel like the swiftie boom has died down in the league

Where were you when AJ Brown got traded to the Chiefs

>>151289063
what do the eagles get in return fren?

Dont tell the Arab but I do not care for Taylor Swift

>>151289051
That's because they lost, imagine it if they won.
>>151289003
A backup guard? Deal

>>151289080
Nope starting but we also have six 5th round picks you can choose from.

>>151289080
hehe the league must have been furious that the proposal didnt happen there

leader

Colts fans were silly in hindsight

>>151289115
Thinly veiled Ravens hate post

>>151289086
Well right now our backup guard is starting so you can have that one

>>151289108
>jocko-core extreme ownership approach
Kek
>>151289115
Colts are gonna be buckbroken by a weirdly good Cardinals defense on sunday, screencap this

>>151289122
I’ll take him

>>151289140
Deal.

>>151289108
The issue is that Jalen Hurts sucks and Eagles are a shit team without the Tush Push

>>151289159
Jalen isnt even a top 5 problem with the eagles. Off the top of my head
1. OC
2. CB2
3. CB3
4. Backup OL
5. DL injuries

don't worry philly friends, jalen is bringing in reinforcements

>>151289222
Its always funny to see sports media say "whoever won the NFC East last year will surely win it this year!" and be wrong everytime. Anyone who thought the eagles were winning it just doesn't pay attention.

>>151289241
Cant be much worse than Kelee Ringo or Adoree Jackson, I say give them a try out.

kyler kek

>>151289241
Based SB winner going to the /nfl/ meetup

>>151289241
what the fuck is he smiling about?

I’ve said spiritually the Eagles were 0-5 and it feels good to be proven correct

I refuse to believe that when Hurts scrambles for 10+ seconds that NOBODY is open. It’s just impossible.

Ladies and gentlemen I submit the following for your edification...
>black QBs

niggles lost LEL
Gaylen Squirts KWAB
aryans Dart and Skatterbug fucked em up BASED

ravens should trade for sneed

Which franchise is most like stomp clap hey music?

>>151289345
rams

>>151289295
Brown, Smith, Dotson, and Goedert just aren’t that good

>>151289345
packers

>>151289295
their passing schemes have receivers actively running into coverage as opposed to away from it
it's bad

They should make the LA Raiders a team full of actual prisoners who all go free if they win the Superbowl

>>151289466
that's just the 2000s saints sans drew brees

>>151287893
Joe Burrow
>My agent has written a statement concerning the latest political hysteria. I'll post it on Instagram and pretend I wrote it.
Hate this faggot

giants are such a shit organization and their 3 fans are idiots

Jayden Daniels fucks his own mother

>>151289489
She hot?

>>151289483
you could say this for like 20+ teams

>>151289489
My mom won't even hold hands with me

>>151289295
On long distance downs they have AJ just running a 3 yard route. The offense is fucking horrible. Last year showed with just COMPETENT playcalling this team is great. Moore wasnt amazing but he was fine which is all thst is needed.
They have the white Brian Johnson now

>>151289345
Go Pack Go!

You weren't part of the 71% who laid points with Philly, were you?

>>151289540
>betting on sports
>on the fucking NFL no less
i shan't be doing such a foolish thing

>>151289555
You have to be slightly above 100 IQ to be a successful bettor, so I don't blame you.

>>151289540
I hope that Mexican last night cashed out when he was up $1000

I have completely lost faith in the Eagles
Also the AFC is more fun to follow this year even though the NFC is better

>>151289576
is this a digimon

>>151289576
>le hecking wholesome lions/bills superbowlerino
we did it reddit!

>>151289581
I hope it eventually happens so we can call it the Redditbowl

>>151289576
It would be funnier if the Patriots were the 7 seed and caused the Bills to go one and done desu

>>151289596
I want Maye to be their new Brady where they lose to him 90% of the time

>Eagles no longer have a historical dominant o line
>Barkley looks average
>Hurts looks average

imagine my shock

the official white mans team of 2025

>>151289494
She is a little milfy

I just called in sick.
I'm not sick.
Good morning sirs.

>>151289660
You sick fuck!

>>151289494
She's nasty looking

uh-oh

>>151289576
Eagles downward spiral to missing the playoffs started last night. The Commanders will win the division, and the Cowboys will be the 7th seed.

>>151289687
Lane Johnson's beard is performative

>>151289690
>trusting gayden spaniels

retard

>>151289690
>poop pooppoop and matt eberflus
>playoffs
keeek

Liam Coen got made fun of all offseason for being a dork just to moonwalk into COTY in his first season lol

>>151289690
Dem Boyz let Russ cook. They have no chance.

>>151289726
dorky young white guys are the future of NFL coaching

>>151289576
>>>>>>>>>LgAy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not being utterly BTFO by SF again
easy to disregard so quickly.

>>151289576
Chiefs will knock Bills out in the afccg, it's tradition at this point.

>>151288289
they are looking like a 9-8 division winner that gets smoked by 35 in the first round. but this league is getting shittier and shittier like there's an ohtani calling plays, dropping balls, or "falling down" on every other team so who knows anymore.

If dem boyz make the playoffs after trading Micah, Rayne Dakota Prescott WILL win the MVP.

Is the Tush Push dead?

>>151289761
Yes. Buy boob stock now before it moons.

>>151289687
Even the Eagles know they’re spiritually a losing team

>>151289761
Retards just want it banned when the answer is to use AI officiating to flag offsides and false starts.

>>151289761
The Eagles running it 4 times in a row means it's getting banned in the offseason.

People trying to ban the tush push is like the FTC trying to break up Microsoft in the 90s. They don't see the new meta on the horizon (the internet/QB Backstep Sneak)

>>151289650
>Annointing two wiggers as your great white hopes
This is the state of racefags in 2025

>>151289761
yes, its as good as gone

>>151289782
It shouldn't be banned but the Eagles literally jump early every time they do it. Same with Lane Johnson on every snap

Skattebo is going to be washed by the end of next season.

>>151287899
Literally false start in the second tush push but not called. Refs just need to call false start.

>>151289820
Skattebo is the kind of guy to stop bathing so he never becomes washed.

>>151288098
Giants had the #30 run defense in the league btw

>>151289823
shut the fuck up about le heckin false start

the problem is the push. remove that and the iggles probably only make it 40-50% of the time

good taste

>>151289832
>NOOOOO NOOOO PUSHING!!!

Yurobitch.

>>151287893
I literally called him getting injured constantly years ago when he was making gay comments about abortion or some shit, I said the football gods would punish him for being a pussy

>>151289108
>The millionaire who throws a ball for a living room accountability! That's real leadership right there! A round of applause!

>>151289840
Neither of them seem exceptionally competent in matters of information technology though

Reminder: All of this Dart delusion is Yankees fans coping with being eliminated. He's mid.

>>151289841
yeah, it was so great watching that gay 4x tush push into the end zone. real tough stuff

>>151289866
>waaaah youre pushing me!!!

KEK

At this point I am convinced Hurts cannot throw more than 10 yards if the receiver is contested or if he has less than 5 seconds to prepare for it

>>151289108
Why does he have a chef hat on what is he cooking

You hate Jalen Hurts because you're racist. I hate him because his stupid fortune cookie way of speaking.

>>151289726
I’m not too up on the jags this season I think cohen is pretty good but the jags schedule is randomly hard as fuck

>>151289871
hehe :)

>>151289820
they've been hating on skattebo since college even though he put on one of the best performances in college ball during the playoffs. if that didn't silence the haters, nothing will

>>151289897
Why?

>>151288032
>BAN THIS PLAY ITS BORING! EXCITEMENT IS ALL THAT MATTERS
...
>YOU CANT PLAY DEFENSE ANY MORE, ALL THE RULES FAVOR THE OFFENSE
sportsfags are retarded

>>151287899
Making false starts reviewable would fix it.
>but you could call false starts on half the plays in the game if they were reviewable!
Then make them only reviewable after a team executes a QB sneak type play.
That said, I hate the niggles and I hate how shitty the product they put on the field is, so I'd rather they just ban the play out right. Also seeing that fucking bum le heckin' wholesome Jason Kelce piss and shit himself over his favorite play getting banned would be funny to me.

>>151289872
its not entirely his fault. hes coached to play scared. he could do a lot more. weve seen him do more but it comes with 1+ INT a game

>>151289159
Lol tard post

>>151289913
its boring because its a guaranteed make

if all 32 nfl teams could competently execute a tush push and any situation 2 yards or shorter was a 95% gimme, would that be fun to watch?

you spic brained muttoid

>baltimeme
is it over?

My honest reaction to
>every aspect of sports must be entertaining to watch

>>151289961
man fuck off didn't you just start watching ball recently?

>>151289961
That's how niggerbrains think, why even consume content if it's not for my personal entertainment.
Super Bowl 51 was bad because I didn't enjoy watching it

>>151289263
He's special :D

>>151289977
>51
*I meant 53

>>151289961
Thing is, 4th and short is supposed to be entertaining because there's no guarantee you'll avoid a turnover on downs.
When there is a guarantee it takes the fun out of watching.

Colts vs Bucs, you heard it here first.
I hope /nfl/ is ready for the Dungyb Owl

what did they talk about?

>>151289977
>>151289985
This I can respect somehow. Still people should just be mad at refs for not enforcing offside properly
>>151289968
Fair point. Im not as traumatized by it yet and the iggles are shit. Considering the full picture I understand you a bit better, seeing this shit for years AND them winning? Sounds annoying.

a real offense can get 1 yard on 4th & 1 with a run or play action pass
a fake and gay offense is forced to use memeshit rugby scrums

>>151289881
I hate him because he plays for the Eagles. Just like when I hated Carson Wentz, Nick Foles and Kevin Kolb.

Dov pls go

>>151289993
>Dart says he models his game after Jalen's
This is an insult to Patrick Mahomes.

Kyler Murray is 4chan: the QB. Ugly, autistic, thrives on meme shit and was considered gifted at some point.

>>151290016
Too right wing for reddit

>>151290029
trvke

>>151289840
Only a retard would hook up with a famous girl who has had 100 different boyfriends with publicly available photos of her hugging and holding hands with...

>>151290029
Nah, 4chan is more like Jay Cutler. An unlikable piece of shit who doesn't know ball but thinks he's better than everyone else.

>>151290042
Jay was better than everyone else. Best Bears QB in 100 years.

>>151290029
Literally no one on this shithole was ever considered gifted. Thats just cope

>>151290042
That can't be true because my mommy said I know ball and I'm very handsome

>>151290016
This guy is gonna get exposed so hard next year when the tape comes out.

>>151287995
Old enough to remember when Joe Montana came to town? It was amazing.

>>151290042
You wish you were half the Chad Cutler was

>>151290042
Cutler was a shitlord but he absolutely knew ball

Eaglebros dont even get pressed after a meaningless L anymore they know its all about january like us chiefschads...

>>151290051
cope

My Titans could probably beat the Sheagles LMFAO.

>>151290051
How come we all knew the Giants would win last night, but the trusted experts didn't?

>>151290068
why does she seem more curvy here

>>151290042
My boy Cutty WAS ball.

>>151290080
Being more intelligent than a panel of babbling nignogs on tv isnt exactly an accomplishment

If the owners want 18 games, I would like to see in return:
all fields moving to nflpa approved grass
expanded roster size to 58
same number of minimum rest days between games
one more bye week
undeclared on-side kicks at any time
more padded practices in the off-season

>>151290087
Revealing clothing

>>151290042
dont insult my childhood hero like that

>>151290080
Its crazy how we all had that feeling before the game

In one sentence or photograph describe how badly the eagles lost last night

>>151290080
Stop asking questions.

>>151290122
Jalen Hurts KWABOTY

>>151290042
Yeah this is true. We literally sit here and hardhly judge millionaire world class athletes as if we have anything comparable going for us.

>>151290103
aren't you missing someone

>>151290142
They're just gilded jesters. CATCH THE BALL, MONKEY.

>>151290080
The media loves to pretend TNF games are normal and they also dickride the last winners of the CCG to no end. It's extremely common for people to act like trends will continue with nobody reacting to the changes, not just in sports media, but everywhere. Anyone with half a brain knew Saquon would regress to the mean because people would study the hell out of him to make sure he didn't run all over them. Then, when you watch the Eagles offense, you saw it's super 1 dimensional. They basically cannot adjust. However, Philly was able to meme out 4 wins with this so people acted like this would simply keep happening.
Add in TNF, when defenses are more gassed from the start and offenses get even simpler, and it was obvious the Giants would win. They have a good defense, more than enough to shut down the awful Eagles offense, and Dart is unironically a better QB than Hurts. Hurts is a systembabby and this game proved it

>>151290120
>division underdog
>prime time underdog
>eagles as short week road team
>all those last minute injuries to eagles o-line
It had "trap game" written all on it with a giant Sharpie

Mark Sanchez stabbed a guy.

>>151290122
Hurts is dogshit without an elite support cast, who knew?

>>151290150
I forgot who the Cowboys RB1 was

>>151290155
They still make more money than any of us ever will, their bodies are in peak physical form and they have women throwing themselves at them constantly. This is exactly what the average 4channer wishes was his life.

>>151290122
The refs did this

Where would the eagles be without goedert right now hes carrying this shit team

>>151290189
You act like you didn't even go see Him or read Faust.

>>151290122
fentanyl overdoses spiked within the last 12 hours in philly

>>151290201
We can do both of those things together on a date

>>151290208
Sounds gay. I'm in.

How come a seasoned veteran, a superbowl winning quarterback can't win with a team,... but you replace him with a rookie qb and suddenly the team starts winning games??? It just don't make no sense

>>151288232
>Blo Dix
Lmaooo

>>151290216
That happens a lot because teams don't have film on rookie QBs. There's a reason why it's called a sophomore slump

>>151290193
this game should have been worse for the eagles btw, their CBs were allowed to commit DPI all night.

shouldn't his name be pronounced Skatte -bo as in Bo Jackson and not Skatte-boo

How much would you need to trade in order to get top 5 QB in the league Jalen Hurts?

>>151290216
No tape on Dart. Watching him play, he holds onto the ball way too long and takes too many hits (I was saying this BEFORE he got injured). He's basically like Caleb but more successful with his rushes. But that scrambling will bite him in the ass if he can't get better at giving up on plays

I feel like Hurts lost a step this season he doesnt seem as fast

>>151290245
A backup QB and OL depth.

>>151290247
If anyone he plays like will lewis

>>151290051
This is true.

>>151290261
AJ Brown was wide open lmao

>>151290261
chiefs schizo going to spam this now huh

>>151290270
You can't seriously expect Hurts to throw more than 15 yards beyond scrimmage without 4 hours and 6 miles of real estate, right? That's insane

remember that drive to end the first half
so fucking bad lmao

>>151290282
That's just keeping the main thing the main thing

>Gnats are now stuck with Daboll
Lol yes

>>151290292
Yeah they really bit themselves in the ass if they win 7 or so games

>>151290247
The stats on time to throw don’t back this up. He does take too many hits but he’s already learning. Hopefully he can continue to improve.

>>151290292
Hilarious to see him shitting his pants over Dart in the tent, because he knows he's out if Dart doesn't save him

>>151290292
NFC Bengals

>daboll calling a timeout instead of letting the eagles draw a delay of game
audibly kek'd

>>151290042
I think youre confusing culter for Fitzpatrick

>>151290305
That was SO WEIRD

>>151289581
You say this every time it's mentioned

>>151290316
because it's gay every time you post it

>>151290301
Buddy, I'm using the eye test. Dart is good, but I saw him break down on his reads and scramble like crazy to gain yardage. It worked, but it's not sustainable.

>>151290301
>time to throw

meme stat

>>151290326
that's because he's still adjusting to shit he never had to deal with at ole piss in kiffin's system

why is he like this?

>>151287899
>entire team false starts
>never a flag thrown
NFL is allowing this shit because it breaks every oline rule

>>151290305
I thought the Gnats had 12 men on the field or something

>>151290348
based retard status

>>151290348
he was 100% beaten as a child

had a dream jalen hurts wasn't an elite quarterback and we lost

>>151290348
Tempe is a fucked up place, anon.

Some union the NFL is lmao if I saw my union brother take a hit like dart did and see him clearly get concussed I would tell them to let Russ cook.

>>151290326
I don’t entirely disagree with you. I wouldn’t expect sustained success from a rookie QB with Wandale Robinson (pretty good), Jalin Hyatt and Lil’ Jordan Humphrey as his receivers. If he can learn to protect himself and the Giants can put more around him, then the offence should be better than it’s been for a decade.

>>151290342
I didn’t post it saying low number means he’s elite. I posted it in response to someone saying he takes too long to throw.

Perfect Timing

You gotta love Russ man yjk he was giggling like a school girl after that throw and reaction from the crowd internally

>>151290399
I actually hate that zesty phony.

>>151290301
hurts is some kind of retard or something

Why is the Eagles secondary so shit? It felt like Dart was always connecting with his man

>>151290405
>Dart was always connecting with his man

>>151290405
This but replace the Eagles' secondary with Jaken Hurts

>>151290318
I didn't post it. But I'm glad your team was BTFO last night. I did enjoy the four straight faggot humps in a row to get a TD

>>151290270
he might be traded before the vikings
also hurts v wentz could be hilarious

we dem bir-ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151290405
its actually very good they just have zero depth and now theyre hurt

>>151290414
what makes you think im an iggles fan? i made no indication of which team i support
that game was actually quite enjoyable to see them get booty blasted after that bussy push fuckery

>>151290348
based retard

>>151290431
>just have zero depth and now theyre hurt
Wow I remember saying exactly this would happen during the off season and having to deal with Eaglesfags pretending depth loss doesn't matter

>>151290442
The other spammer is an eagles fan

Cowboys are unironically better than the Eagles right now

>>151290405
The defense can legitimately blame their poor performance on injuries (best DT, best edge, best secondary players all hurt). It was an embarrassing performance but they will get some guys back

The offense was pathetic and has no excuses, Landon Dickerson was the only significant injury and they looked terrible in the second half. I actually put most of the blame on Petullo, I know it's partly Jalen and the o line's fault too, but they looked like a high school offense out there
No boots, no read option, no RPOs, very little play action, receivers were blanketed because they were running predictable routes, Saquon had 3 guys on top of him every time he touched the ball
Just terrible, but hopefully they sort some things out during the mini-bye

>>151290405
Eagles secondary is good but it relies on top notch LB play which is weaker this year

I BELIEVE THAT RUSS WILL COOK

You play to win the game

How do my Chiefies just produce so much unadulterated SOVLfull clips every game MaGOAT puts up highlight reels

>your team is falling apart again
>you can't do shit about it because you're just Howie Roseman's puppet and the locker room doesn't actually respect your authority
kek oh no kwab hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151290399
He looked defeated I felt bad for him

>>151289726
it's gonna be Steichen again

>>151290477
Well done, Patrick, well done. HOWEVER

>Super Bowl MVP
KWAB oh no!!! oh no!!!!!!!!! KWAB!!!!!!!!

>Saquon got 31 yards on his first 2 carries
>he then got 27 yards on his next 10 carries

is the city still standing or has it been burnt to the ground already? can any locals confirm?

>>151290477
You just know college QB who cosplays as him is going to run the same play and celebration this weekend

>>151290509
Good thing they have embiid and the sixer- oh

>>151290482
Denver has to pay him tens of millions and the giants probably are paying him another 10 for one year, Russ cooks.

>>151289782
All those SV companies should be broken up today

>>151290504
Superteam BTW
Dynasty BTW

>>151290509
KWAB

>>151290530
Do you have the play where DeVonta Smith is wide ass open on a busted coverage and Hurts overthrows him by like five yards

>>151290538
I think I posted it earlier ITT

>>151290525
>Broncos are still paying Wilson
And there are retards that will say that Payton deserves to be in the HoF

>>151290509
It's Philly, not Boston. All that tranq in the streets keeps the people pliable. Boston would nuke themselves on the spot

Giants would have beaten the Chiefs if Dart started desu

>>151290562
No they wouldn't have because Mutthomes had zero pressure on him all game

>>151290546
Russ got there before Payton

>>151290574
How did the Giants defensive do such a good job winning at the line of scrimmage? There were sacks and runs that got stuffed. I know they're d line was good but this looked like their best game against what was supposed to be the best o line

>>151290583
>How did the Giants defensive do such a good job winning at the line of scrimmage?
The Eagles lost a bunch of linemen

>>151290582
Oh right. Doesn't change the fact that he's a hack that rode off of Brees' coattails for his entire career though.

>>151290588
Excuses excuses

Daniels>Dak>Dart>Mariota>Hurts

>>151290562
'fraid not

>>151288045
>it would be like someone throwing it through the goal posts from the 50 yard line, it's impressive but that isn't the sport
How is it not the sport? It's not against the rules, it's progressing the ball forward, and no one can stop it.
The refs not calling blatant False Starts is the problem, not the fact that they have a really good QB sneak.
I agree it's boring as fuck to watch, but who cares? They're there to win, and neither the refs, rules, nor players have stopped them. I blame the refs for missing false starts more than I do them for committing them. Everyone's been complaining about how blatant they are all season, and the refs still aren't keeping an eye on it.

>>151290583
I think the Niggles were down like 2 guys which shows just how bad Hurts is without an elite oline

>>151290588
everybody underrates linemen until they're MIA

Reminder that it is a FACT that the Eagles cheat with the tush push. The Guards don't just false start, they do it every time and just well enough not to be called. That's not coincidence, that's practice. The Eagles practice cheating by practicing their false start timing

>>151290583
Brian Burns is having a Defensive Player of the Year caliber season
Dexter Lawrence is an existing All-Pro
Kayvon Thibodeaux has stepped up and looks like a Pro Bowler
Abdul Carter doesn't have the numbers or huge plays yet but he's playing very well
Depth guys stepped up

>>151290608
Their backups are probably good enough to start on most teams.

>>151290615
And they still lost
To the fucking Giants lmfao

>>151290618
Their backups aren't good enough to beat the Giants

>>151290615
I was at the game last night and kept calling false starts on Lane Johnson. It's obvious when he jumps early but because he's a superstar he gets away with so much shit the average lineman never would.

Push this!!
*bends over*

I don't think anyone who isn't a Giants fan realizes how great it is to watch Andrew Thomas play football.

I used to pray for an offensive lineman like him and now he's the best left tackle in the entire league.

>>151290479
>school bully not so tough since being molested

>iggles OL fading
>hurts not improving, not getting rid of ball quickly
It's over for these eagles

Imagine losing to the poverty Giants holy fucking shit

>>151290626
linemen have a similar gamesmanship duel to receivers and defensive backs, there's technically fouls on every down but if you called them all the game would never have flow so officials have to decide and warn players how stricts things are going to be.

>>151290649
>>151290626
like imagine if refs called out centers every time they walk the ball up to draw neutral zone infractions, that's also pretty rampant

>it doesn't count we were dealing with an oline injury
>it doesn't count we were dealing with a defensive injury

>>151290626
Lane Johnson and Jawaan Taylor are notorious for false starting but they never get called for it

kek, gnats going to be busted for cheating. hope they award the eagles the win

Why did Skattebo fall so hard in the draft I get he’s a meme RB who will probably have a 3 year career but he has the upside like we saw yesterday no one picked him in the third?

>>151290668
Jawaan Taylor gets called all the time, he's consistently one of the most penalized olinemen

>>151290670
"too small"
"won't withstand NFL strength/power"

>>151290670
Speed. But he's shown that he's a valuable asset so far.

what's he saying?

>>151290674
But not everytime. If refs called the game fairly, he'd be getting flagged like 90% of his snaps maybe more

>>151290615
If you can't see the "false start" without super slo-mo than I don't really care.
>>151290626
>>151290668
You don't know ball. Lane kick steps legally, it's not a false start. Tackles are allowed to move their outside leg before the snap.

>>151290669
Funnily enough Wilson did the exact same thing once on the Seahawks. They only got a fine for it though

>>151290669
Was honestly the dumbest shit ever. We all know the "independent neurologists" aren't truly independent but to try and hurry the process with so many cameras on him when you're up 10 points anyway was pure fucking retard tier

This is literally me and I won't apologize for it.

>>151290682
>Frogs....what the frogs!

>>151290700
>super slo-mo
Kek you can see it in real time

>>151290042
Yet here (You) are with the rest of us, therefore, by default, just as much of an unlikeable piece of shit. Hypocritical dumb fuck.

CTE is just a myth just drink plenty of water bro

>>151290708
Dart is the only way he keeps his job and Russel is the only way he loses that game. I'd freak out too

>>151290460
Based

>>151290708
JAXOOOOOOOOOOON WHERE ARE YOU?

>>151290709
Doubt he's actually an eagles fan. Too much bad grammar for it to be ai generated but way too few spelling errors. Philly has one of the worst literacy rates in the country, including places with a much higher percentage of black/African American residents

>>151290670
love that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>151290737
>JAXON?
>JAXON?!?!!???
>JAXOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

>>151290669
>>151290708
BRO OPEN YOUR EYES JAXSON DART SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE THE SECOND HE WENT INTO THAT TENT BUT THE MOMENT THOSE SO CALLED VEGAS DOCTOR CONSPIRERS WALKED IN HE WAS CLEARED LIKE MAGIC YOU COULD SEE THEM WEARING EAR PIECES TAKING ORDERS STRAIGHT FROM THE STRIP THEY DIDNT EVEN CHECK HIS EYES OR ASK QUESTIONS THEY JUST NODDED AND SAID HES GOOD TO GO BECAUSE THE ODDS WERE SHIFTING VEGAS NEEDED HIM BACK IN THAT GAME THE WHOLE THING LOOKED SCRIPTED MAN THEY WERENT TESTING FOR A CONCUSSION THEY WERE MAKING SURE THE POINT SPREAD SURVIVED THIS ISNT MEDICAL CLEARANCE ITS DAMAGE CONTROL FOR THE CASINOS

>>151290708
in his defense it was an emergency, millions of people would have killed themselves if they had to watch russell wilson take another snap

>>151290758
>vegas
Players and teams have been ignoring concussions for d e c a d e s

>>151290758
You also saw Dart walk back out there and play a great game. He was fine

>>151290700
Shitgle fans coping

>>151290737
>jaxon?..
>JAXON?!?!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>151290759
unironically tho

>>151290756
>heavy rain was 15 years ago

>>151290759
>millions of New Yorkers would have killed themselves
Daboll should be arrested for interference

>>151290756
Kek good one

>>151290774
im not even an ny rat but russlel in 2025 is just putrid football

Chiefs win spee loses

>>151290758
If you actually watch Dart his normal resting state is ctespn, no way the docs could tell

>>151290773
still David Cage's magnum opus imo

>>151290786
free my nigga
he deserves to be a QB2

>>151290792
Was this actually a good game? I remember it being talked about when it came out

>>151290786
We feasting good

>>151290786
Nigga probably still lives like a college kid in a million dollar penthouse littered with chicken buckets and empty 40s

>>151290786
Realest nigga to ever take the field.

Next

>>151290807

>>151290807

>>151290807

>>151290805
I'm fucking dying kekek

>>151290805
he's a national treasure

>>151290822
just don't get in an uber with him

>>151288101
If Trevor shaved that mop on his head he'd have multiple rings. I know itm

>>151290691
jesus