Thread 151295840

Canes Edition
/hoc/vious >>151290075

bud won
copey won

Are the Canes the American version of the Flames?

Thanks Gary

Why the fuck are there no games today

:)

>>151295840 (OP)
first for our flames!

>>151295857
the flames fanbase isn't inbred and fairweather enough for that
getting there but not yet

kiss and make out with erna matthews

>>151295862
Gary wants us to go out and procreate

>>151295867
cope my sister is my mother

>>151295862
16 tomorrow

>>151295862
Retard doesn't know the rags are playing

>>151295813
Canada and the midwest have the same Halloween pronunciation

when i went to ubc i met this really rich taiwanese international student who would go to nba or nfl games in far off cities on the weekends. buddy would just randomly watch the like titans play the dolphins or something and he barely knew anything about handegg. then he would fly back to hongcouver by monday for school. never understood why he went to school if he was already that rich.

>>151295818
Neat. Golden knights are the Halloween team :)

>>151295892
Do you also say "against" like this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rVEqmNVrJSw

this is EVERYTHING <3

>>151295892
HALLA-WEEN

Anything else is nonsense

>>151295828
you will when it comes and you're confused why there's a friday game at 1pm dumb tranny :)

>>151295876
Gary pls send candian/jewish gf

>>151295912
hallo-ween
butt same difference

>>151295911
Can that guy move his fucking head.

>>151295876
Nothing makes women wet like a hockey game date

>>151295936
Thanks Gary now how do I acquire said date for said hockey game

gary gave you a day off so you could take your girlfriend out for a dinner date tonight, you are doing what he expected, right /hoc/?

>>151295911
i want her to yell at me for being such a shit player while i'm sitting in my jock between periods

>>151295909
I don't think anyone here has a Canadian against

Is this the year?

>>151295956
Retard

>>151295897
he was attending school for status

>>151295911
>stares in lesbian disdain
fucking diamonds that's my fetish

>>151295920
send me an italian gf please

Javon Moore of the Minnesota Gophers is the rare "black" player who doesn't have a white mother

>>151295911
this says a lot about krakheads

Impaired driving is based

>>151295936
>>151295945
gary should have singles nights

>>151295995
In Ireland drunk driving is considered anything over 0.00% BAC

It seems like a lot of football fags are projecting their rivalries onto collage hockey and getting their panties in a twist of McKenna and Penn State

Finished my Tim Hortons pizza. It was alright

>>151296001
Please intern send this to Gary immediately a gf would have a positive impact on my shitposting

>>151295958
she's definitely seen the guys naked

>>151296015
yeah, that'll happen

>>151296015
my local collegepuck team is shit but I still root for them

>>151295966
No but SCF is likely

>>151296018
i nearly got pidser tonight but decided not to

>>151296028
It feels very astroturfed, I'm not used to over the top butt hurt about one school or player

>>151296075
Val's to cute to lose

>>151295989
What do you mean?

>>151296020
I'll include it in next week's powerpoint deck

>>151296093
Thanks Intern.

>>151296018
When I was in Montreal this summer I seen some guy buying his black hooker a pizza a Tim Horton's, it looked decent

>>151296092
lewd

>>151296117
>decent
Pizza or the ebony hooker?

>>151296037
Mine is probably the worst in Hockey East

>>151296075
yeah but can we see what their assholes look like?

>>151296015
we all know why mckenna went to penn state

>>151296131
never knew there were other merrimack fans on /hoc/

>>151296125
The pizza, the hooker probably looked better before the drugs

>>151295972
that is sort of the weird thing to me and i still dont fully understand it, ive met 4 super rich asian kids in my life. like the type of families where the mom is decked in chanel or prada, drives a porsche or mercedes, and then they buy their 18 year old son a benz or a ferrari for getting into university. and ive always wondered what their parents do. because if that was a western family, the only way you are affording that lifestyle is if your parents were like board members or c-suite employees of a publicly traded company. i dont even think 2 married doctors could afford that type of lifestyle. how are they so loaded? am i like meeting the chinese version of elon musks son?

>>151296092
oh no no no

>>151296143
groovy uvy. Merrimack fans aren't real

ottawa 67s stream anywhere?

Poor Marner :(

>>151296145
Rue Catherine?

aces game about to start

>>151296189
Why did marners dad name him that given the /hoc/ meaning lol

>>151296216
Sometimes your parent is your first bully

>>151296216
Paul couldn't pass over the free advertising

>>151296145
Poor lass

>>151296198
Just outside of the park near Mary, Queen of the World Cathedral, so not far from st. Catherine

>>151296145
I've had pizzas better than entire years of my life

>>151296147
I don't understand those kids either

>>151296171
but I'm one. based catamount. I regret not going there, it has such a cool vibe

Reminder the Tigers are on and it's important, especially tonight, that you shut the FUCK up.

>>151296285
god DANGIT i miss montreal

Decent fight in Soo

>>151296247
https://youtu.be/OY-C2-uatyE?si=mgnczhG6YAy4_cEM&t=280
his dad is literally the asshole hockey dad stereotype

>>151296323
There's hobos laying on the steps of the cathedral during mass hours with a cup in their hand, it's grimly interesting

>>151296350
that sucks so much. i cant wait to have sons but i dont want to be that type of dad
>https://youtu.be/Fpx9g0Sj9Go?si=3gL7fq5zU2fEPqRt

SCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>151296388
Just don't act like your kid is in the NHL, and make sure your kid is having fun. I remember playing and just hearing my mom screaming "thats my son," fukin unbearable.

>>151296457
I aspire to be a good dad :)

>>151296388
Just make sure to be a randy marsh instead of a Paul marner

I hate Halloween season.

>>151296481
That's the right attitude :)

>>151296488
boo

>>151296488
I like tricking kids, it is trick or treat after all

I'm interested in applying for a farternship

>>151296516
>>151296508
TCM only plays shitty horror movies all month

>>151296530
literally no one at /hoc/ qualifies

>>151295840 (OP)
a BLESSED edition

Bros now that junior players can play in college how does this affect the CHL

>put out empty bowl on Halloween with take one please sign in it
>everyone just assumes some dickhead stole the candy and I don’t have to actually hand any out

>>151296544
fartnado does

>>151296536
I wonder if they show Motel Hell

>>151296556
Big money wins every time anon, you know this

>>151296564
Just turn off your porch light and close the blinds

>>151296567
He has his drivers license and I don’t

>>151296588
They aren't hard to get just offer to suck the jeet instructors cock

>>151296587
>and pray to not get egged

>>151296587
>gets eggs and toilet paper thrown over house

reminder

>>151296615
>>151296625
What kind of shitholes do you live in?

YOU HEAR THE SCREECHING OF AN OWL
YOU HEAR THE WIND BEGIN TO HOWWWL
YOU KNOW THERE'S ZOMBIES ON THE PROWWWWWWWL
AND IT'S TERRRRORRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIME AGAIN
THEY GOT YOU RUNNING THROUGH THE NIGHT
IT'S TERRRRORRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIME AGAIN
AND YOU JUST MIGHT DIE OF FRIGHT
IT'S A TERRIFYING TIME

>>151296643
the suburbs

>>151296564
Not only are you not giving out candy, but you're crushing children's faith in humanity. Absolute monster.

>>151296658
Hey so do I and that has never happened ever!

>>151296588
cope no he doesn't

>>151296658
Of fucking detroit?

>>151296671
Well, aren't you the Luckiest Duck in the pond
>welp, see ya

go flames go!!!

>>151296679
I hope your house gets egged and the kids toss you out of your wheelchair and then whip the wheelchair off a cliff and leave you in your lawn shitting your pants

>vermont
don't get me started

>>151296679
Nah you just live in a shithole buddy

>>151296703
Get started

ignition...

JLMI!!!!!!!!!

This game in Providence is getting ruff!

>>151296819
Wolverines ain't nothing to mess with

acies looking good so far

>>151296865
in the bag

Wow the mariners fans are much louder than yankee fans

>>151296842
Apparently not, I mocked them last week for stat padding

>>151296913
That's how you can tell they really want the W

>>151296913
Their stadium was built for acoustics, like the football stadium

>>151297001
I think some drunk Mexicans tried to rape me in the park near the stadium

>>151297065
oh my gosh what happened

>>151297065
happens to the best of us.

>>151297178
Some drunk 5'3 Mexicans were cat calling me and my friend on our way to a Mariners game and were saying come have a drink with us baby. We were like you know we're guys right? One of them said it don't matter baby come on. We're both 6'-6'1 and I think my friend was like 220 lbs at the time. Mexicans are so weird

>>151297268
im glad you're okay

COPEY'S ACIES
*clap clap clapclapclap*
COPEY'S ACIES
*clap clap clapclapclap*
COPEY'S ACIES
*clap clap clapclapclap*

>>151297425
Me too, those midget browns can be deadly

>>151295850
didn't you lose earlier today when you sperged out again though?

why is gary starving shannon of content tonight? isnt his framed gary picture enough to prove his dedication?

>>151297671
nah I was on a three day ban because rapey reported me like a bitch and just got back

As of October 2025, there is no record of any NHL players coming from the village of Horní Police in the Czech Republic.

>>151297443
mercury fightin back bro :/

Where are the games?

would Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamp Town draw?

>>151297817
what about from Fugging

>>151297778
Rapey reported me too for off topic posting despite the fact that his post I replied to was equally off topic because he was talking about barbeque, giving me a three day b byan
Good thing that was on a different network connection and I'm technically not evading now that I'm elsewhere

>>151298022
>Good thing that was on a different network connection and I'm technically not evading now that I'm elsewhere
kek

>>151298022
This post is the type of post I report when i see it. A wall of worthless angry schizoid nonsense. Literally nothing of value in any of it.

KWAB the other team's coach got ejected

>>151298065
we like the zoid here

>>151298022
You do this to yourself retard

Went to the DMV today and they said it’d be a 6.5 hour wait so I just turned around and left.

the important thing to remember is that rapey is a bitch that runs to jannies when he gets bullied for being raped (he's nearly 50 years old)

>>151296913
Did they really call a team the marners...

>>151298150
yes we know you do trb

F L A M E S
L
A
E
S
M

>>151298146
make an appointment dummy

Tigers are winning. You ARE shutting the FUCK up, right?

>>151298445
R U L E
U
L
R

>>151298448
I actually do want the Tigers to win because I want Brew Vs Tig final
rust belt midwest niggas represent

>>151298448
the hamilton tigers havent existed since 1925 anon...

>>151298448
go back to your weeb infested mlb chat

>>151298193
kek

>>151298448
this is by far trbs worst gimmick

TAKAGI BRO
IN MY SOUL

>>151298558
fuck off weeb

im glad gary stopped growing the game in japan and hasnt subjected the nhl to the same weeb humiliation ritual mlb has gone through. troons lining up to sing take me out to the ball game in their high pitched bitch voices in ball parks across the country. baseball has completely fallen.

>>151298448
Tiger cats play tomorrow retard

>>151298649
We can stop the spread early in canada if we can all agree to nuke calgary

>>151298649
Two japanese Brothers were the best in my home town growing up.

>>151298649
the mlb had to import troons like an invasive species to prune back the population of mexicans, the nhl isn't in such a grim position yet

this shit is fucking awesome

>>151298649
I liked it better when the Mariners were the token Japanese team because of Ichiro. Really easy to ignore, a lot harder to ignore fucking Los Angeles.

>>151298662
Who?

acies dynasty cemented in 3 minutes

>>151298672
>seething flatlander

>>151298813
I don't think I'm worried about the flats around my lands. I'm worried about the weebfaggot in my /hoc/

>>151298786
Who the fuck are the acies?

>>151298843
lurk more newfag acies genny

>>151298858
shan't

>>151298843
Idk i think it's american football

>>151298843
im assuming its a team from one of those ufl or xfl leagues

dylan won
tbg won
samir lost
copey lost
bud lost and got ignored by noel

mitch 1

>>151298855
>maybe if I talk about myself in the third person... they'll like me
KWAB

>>151298833
yea you better be worried

if the contest was getting raped by bud then tbg certainly won that one chilly easter evening

>>151298558
Hi Takagi
:)

>>151298927
sup cutie:)

>>151298927
I'm not

it was a gay magazine

is this good

>>151298955
based bc chad

>>151298649
when's gary going to schedule games in tokyo and sapporo?

>>151299044
>stays with the Oilers instead of going to a Cup contender team
>derp
They still didn't trade Skinner and he thinks the situation is gonna get better?

>no games today
just like my xbox

>>151299016
Reminds me of when I tried to use the wrangler in tf2

>>151299219
my son lil nigga is playing new battlefield says "kinda cool" then left the house

they boo the wnba commish like gary bro's

>>151295860
What do the haters have to say about Gary being an anime huh?

cause he is

>>151299441
Does the pwhl boo billie jean king?

>>151298448
nope

So who's winning at Crown Jewel, /hoc/?

Certainly not my islanders...

>>151299695
i'll be working :(

>>151299695
>waking up early to watch that shit
Shan’t

>>151299695
Can wrestlers use bone saws? The one guy brought a fuckin sword to the ring for some reason as if he was ever going to use it

Wrestlefags OUT

pronunciation is Wrestlechad

>>151299973
Don't make me beat your ass for being alittle fake wrestlefag

>>151299371
mcdavid requested that

I forget if my team is sunbelt or snowbelt post the map pls

>>151300634
it's the Mason Dixon line bud

>>151298780
What sport is this?

>>151300670
that's our stampies absolutely fucking retarded moron fucking fuck off

>>151300634
If you have to ask its sunbelt

>>151300711
>our stampies absolutely fucking retarded
Ya don't say?

>>151300711
Is this like curling or some other gay sport?

>>151300634
I need to move up north

I love BU

>>151300761
>>151300781
samefag trying too hard

>>151300634
does it snow regularly in the winter where the team plays?

>>151298649
Who knew japanese would be athletic enough for baseball

blue and above are snowbelt

>>151300764
Snowbelt nice thanks man

>>151300842
Answer the question. What gay sport are you referencing?

love me my stampies!

Huomenta but the opposite

>>151300887
Is the chartreuse and pink where the gay belt is?

>>151300887
New Mexico is snowbelt

>>151300887
>Calgary
>Edmonton
>Utah
>Denver
>Winnipeg
>Minnesota

Could be a division if Gary goes to 36 teams (6 divisions with 6 teams each)

how bout this

average snowfall required for school to be cancelled

>>151300875
George Steinbrenner called a guy a fat toad once

>>151300963
school got canceld one year because it snowed like 30 cm on sept 5th and a bunch of trees still had leaves so lost their branches

>>151300887
What this proves is that Edmonton and Calgary are the most snowbelt teams in the league.

>>151300963
>>151300764
how do i move to northern new england?

>>151300963
my school used to call off whenever there was even a dusting because the principal couldn't be fucked to leave his house and clean off his car

>>151301020
Its gonna snow tomorrow night

>>151301012
I still went class the next day.

>>151301061
based

What the...hol' up...am I reading this right? Reports are flooding in that the >laffs could come away with the Stan Lee Cup at the end of this season. Can anyone confirm?

Mcdavid loses to panthers for the cup for the 3rd time

>>151301150
The absolute state of the least if the Panties make it to the SCF again

So...is this the year he finally gets canned?

>>151301173
lots of good teams in the east like the

Tomato/salsa update.
Thanks to Gary for giving me a night with no distractions

out of butts
sucking zynnies

>>151301109
I don't remember the snow lasting that long either so when it melted it looked like unexplainable carnage everywhere.

>>151301196
Yum nicely done anon :)

>>151301196
very impressived bud looks perfect:))

>>151301215
haha

>>151301176
Don't be hasty. He has had only 7 offseasons to improve the team. Please ignore that in Tampa he had already taken them to the SCF and another ECF appearance.

You must trust the Yzerplan

>>151301235
True, Its funny because if you look for it you can still see missing branches on the existing trees lol

>>151300764
>>151300887
>>151300963

>>151301713
Antarctica btfo

>>151300842
someones crying...

knights play tomorrow

>>151301975
Jamie?

>>151302091
pens too rags again

reminder: boys don't cry

>>151302125
>rags

gn bc flames fans

>>151302177
Just lames fans

I WOULD SAY I'M SORRY

reminder: flames chads are men (men can cry)

>>151302656
We might have women here

>>151302656
>>151302837
you both might be from cape cod

Are you ready for smörgåsbordet?

>>151303116
why does bedard look like hes dropping a wicked marner?

>>151303220
you mean a nic roy there bud

>>151302656
just because you fags cry alot isn't an excuse

mexicans had a swarm of cop cars pull up after one dude went on a screaming rant outside saying he was gonna come back and shoot up the place

CAN I GET AN AMEN

>>151303445
Lol
AMEN

>>151303341
and i thought he liked it in toronto

So is every fucking team playing tomorrow? 16 games??
What the fuck is Gary doing

>>151303750
I cried after the mets lost the 2015 world series, and when the jets missed the playoffs the same year and when tavares signed with the leafs, when I didn't get tickets for Breaking Dimensions, when the cake I baked for JVOEL was inedible, and when Chloe Sakamata died of aids

>>151303840
Making Shannon work

>>151303840
knights play

>>151301143
lmao thats a grocery store now. entirely staffed by international "students"

>>151303962
Gary is trying to fucking kill Shannon

>>151303939
>talks about crying
>is a baseball fan and a weeb
fuckin fag lol

>>151303939
This is /hoc/ dumb ass get the fuck outta here

My Flames home opener is tomorrow!

>>151303962
"work"

>>151304008
I really enjoy how much playoff misery the Oilers have given Shannon


>3-0 vs Canucks
>2-0 vs Bruins in the SCF
>3-1 vs North/South Stars in conference finals

its up

>>151304227
>same time as the red river shootout

fucking gary

>>151303939
KWAB

>>151304436
>be golden fags
>lose 1st game vs kangz on kangz second game on a back to back
>almost lost 2nd game vs shorks, the worst team in the league
>3rd game is vs wretched creature, another team that is suppose to blow
Gary's pets.

>>151304870
no milly you dumb bitch. remember when you wanted to go to school to be a teacher 8 years ago? yet you're still delivering magazines on a graveyard shift? kwab

>no milly you dumb bitch. remember when you wanted to go to school to be a teacher 8 years ago? yet you're still delivering magazines on a graveyard shift? kwa-
ack

it's over

>>151304886
KWAB copey is coping

>>151304886
CWAB (Copey What A Bitch)

>>151295840 (OP)
>players younger than the iphone already scoring in the nhl

>>151305390
That’s on the 28th

I don't give a single shit about Batman but this Arkham trilogy of games is on sale for 8 bucks.

don't care

>>151305550
you could buy this headband instead if you wanted

>>151305550
or this wongs poncho

just cast a level IV Marner on the porcelain throne but no crit i'm afraid

>>151305604
>6 bucks for a garbage bag

Blues get first win today

>>151305644
Damn, that must mean the Kings/Jets game goes several hundred rounds in the shootout

They should put a really expensive ad on every single puck. People can't see it anyway

>>151305660
Oh wait you >>151305644
mean first win of their season, not first win of the day
I blame the vodka and also the retardation for this error

>>151305644
Flames third game

>>151305660
>>151305668

>NHL Rumors
>According to source, a certain NHL commissioner is not actually the real Gary Brian Bettman. In 1997, Gary I was killed when he was beamed to the starship Enterprise for help negotiating a trade deal between two vaguely jew-esque alien planets. After Gary II's rousing success, he was killbeamed back to Earth. Gary III has ruled the NHL since, but no one knows of his dark, dark past.

>>151305752
at the delta center concessions I could yell NICE HAT BITCH and slide down a nice stair banister and make a clean get away. no idea how it works in bumfuck missouri arena tho

>>151305752
>$6 for a bo'oh'o'wa'er
god I love seeing how expensive NHL concession prices are, for example here is a recent sharks menu

>>151305702
>>151305742

>>151305550
I already bought and played them when they came out. Third one was a bit of a slog, driving around in the batmobile.

>>151305819
>>151305742
>>151305702

>>151305813
>19% service charge and sales tax will be added to all items
Does this mean that a Coca-Cola actually costs $9,87?

>>151305833
Indeed it does! Enjoy your $10 355ml can of Coca-Cola!

the frogs are talking again julian

>>151305843
disgusting

>>151305820
I think I will enjoy the first one because I read it's kind of linear. For 8 bucks might as well try them all.

>>151305843
Huh. I'm pretty sure it's illegal for businesses to not have the added VAT in the total price figure in Sweden.
>>151305857
Yep, "kind of linear" is the exact wording I would use. You do backtrack in areas and if you're a completionist you have to revisit areas you've already been in, but otherwise it's linear. Much more than the two sequels.

Classic good guys vs bad guys matchup tonight

"kind of linear" means pretend.
hey pretend my argument makes sense ok?
no, fuck you

>>151305919
pretend like you arent mad and goto bed, ok?

>>151305910
Flames blue really do seem like bizarro opposites.

gary picked all the pissant teams to work on the first saturday of the season

>>151305937
all 32 teams are playing

>>151305946
KWAB

>>151305962
>not staggered to start every 30 mins all day long
>bunch of noon games, bunch of 4pm games, bunch of 7pm games
thanks gary you boring fuck

holy fucking shit, the American college kids are going to the Spengler cup
https://www.collegehockeyinc.com/2025/10/uscs-reveals-first-five-of-spengler-cup-roster/

>>151305946
all shit games

>>151305977
Yes but have you considered buying every single streaming service? That way you can watch the replays on demand!

>>151305962
>zero games yesterday
>one game tomorrow
>sixteen (16) games today
he cant keep getting away with it

>>151305999
checked

>>151305977
type "free hockey no viruses" into google and get all sixteen games instantly you fucking caveman

>>151305946
Yes
>>151305937
Yes

>>151305988
That will be interesting. A normal college team would get blown out, but a best of the best team might not get embarrassed.

>>151306035
usually the american college players show promise. the best of the best i think will still be underdogs but i think they'll win a game or two

for me it's the skoda cup

6 of the top 10 players in the world are american but go off retard

>>151306067
name your top 10 current players fren

gpt says Marner is from a small country town in South Intestines

>>151306046
They might get a win if there's a shitty Finnish, German or Czech team participating. But even the worst German teams have half their rosters full of North American pro men. If they take the Spengler seriously, even an NCAA all-star team would have a tough time beating them.

for me it's the large intestine

>>151305988
Is there still gonna be a team canada?

>>151306181
HC Davos and Team Canada are always there.

>>151306184
I don't like this. It's supposed to be an american free tournament.

I'm so excited for tonight, LET'S GO

Our team plays tonight

>>151306222
California was a mistake

>>151306222
You just know that this guy has a husband and adopted kids who they rape.

>>151306222
>Rogue the bat
Honestly still the most cringe part of this but the tail plug is a close second

>>151306222
why won't bedard do this for us

Call the Wings locker room Amelia Earhart 'cause he's lost it.

>>151306285
>basically calls the whole team retarded
Jen

why is vancouver using those german flag jerseys now i dont like them

>>151306305
they do it for he

Good morning /hoc/. Did everyone go out last night and produce a son like Gary wanted us to?

>>151306314
if by "son" you mean bloody marner then yes

>>151306314
that isnt how human reproduction works

>>151306241
I'd trust that fag with my "kids" before I leave them with an alcoholic swede who posts on a pedo site

>>151306314
i had 6 beers in my stinky fly infested apartment and fell asleep watching the hockey guy chromecasted on my bedroom tv

>>151306111
>>151306184
These are the teams participating this year. Canada tends to always be invited, and I think good teams from different Euro leagues. The college team will be in for a fight, that's for sure
>>151306194
wait until you find out that AHL teams like the Rochester Americans have been to the Spengler twice

>>151306317
I love that U2 song

>>151306312
okey thank

>>151306350
it could be even worse man

>>151306356
my eyes!!

>>151306356
90s minor league hockey vibes

>>151306305
It's better than their blue and green. Those colours don't mesh well.

why dont GMs circumcise themselves in a shady jewish backally clinic to appease gary and secure draft picks? are they stupid?

>>151306390
Agreed - and I'm a diehard nucklehead

Also this hockey stick forming a V in a rink crest might be one of the worst designs ever conceived.

>>151306329
How does it work?

>>151306411
you have to put the pingus in the angus

>>151295840 (OP)
Good morning, Randy :)

i think the 'couver colors are great because the team doesnt really have an identity other than being that team from bc its not like the flames or the oilers who have en established identity so going with neutral colors possibly inspired from nature is good and it looks good

>>151306395
>implying Gary lets non circumcised GMs in

>>151306395
Can't give what you don't have

>>151306487
me on the left

I do not like Vancouvers German colours or their skate logo and I am from the age group that grew up with that logo and who they are trying to pander to by using it

wordle in 2
perfect connections

they are booing the usa national anthem at the wwe australia event/ whats wrong with these aussies

>>151306513
kek, based (no offense to my ameribros here on /hoc/)

>>151306487
He looks broken and defeated. Great sadness that the Oilers wasted all his potential.

>>151306390
Sweetie they have some of the best jerseys in the league

>raffs
>lags

that mexican chick has got great tits

>>151306513
is this happening right now?

>>151306487
Tits a bit saggy but it’s hot

>>151306487
darnell married a midge?

>>151306558
I need to start squatting

>>151306499
Gary won't stand for this.

>>151306596
this man hasn't felt a second of lower back pain in his life!

There are some games tonight

>>151306611
true dat
here is my itinerary for all those interested:
-drink the last drop of my 26 of vodka (alberta pure)
-slep
-awake around 2pm
-thanksgiving dinner at 5pm
-home at 7pm (swing by liquor store on the way)
-start drinking 26 of vodka (alberta pure) during nuckies game
-walk down to liquor store to buy more liqour
-see what happen next

>>151306390
habs

>>151306534
>>151306569
st louis blues

Now that the dust has settled who won the preseason bowl?

>>151306708
modo

>>151306708
Sports physicians

>>151306734
extremely small pupils. isnt that a sign of alcoholism?

wordle in two off the back of a tremendous first guess that gave me three letters in their correct spot. connections was it's usual nonsense, and I've contacted nyt and wyna liu to tell them as much

>>151306708
nicky bobby

Just had a smash burger for lunch. Going to take a nap now before afternoon gym.

>>151306770
Based, there's no pre-workout like a good nap.

for me it's the mid-workout marner

>>151306629
thanksgiving isn't for another month, why are leafs so stupid

BREAKING NEWS!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5kwt7JfewHU

>>151306770
I'm gonna make a okonomiyaki

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>>151306803
Just got done taking a nasty afternoon hangover marner myself. It wasn't pretty. Bathroom looked like that shower scene from Scarface.

>>151306851
I've always wondered if those are good but I'm nowhere near weeb enough to make it for myself and the japanese places around here are just glorified sushi bars

>>151306880
I need more good pictures for >laffs posting

Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
>rags

lmao Trinidad and Tabago guy has a Trinidad and Tabago flag just in case you can't see his shirt with the Trinidad and Tabago flag

Revenge begins tonight

Which logos are the ugliest? It's important, I need untainted, fresh pairs of eyes

Coffee status: brewed
Video game status: playing
weather status: cloudy and rainy
Marner status: dropped

Yeah, I’m thinking it Saturday

>>151307053
video games in the morning is tacky

got a fresh za straight out the oven bitch

>>151307026
They're all garbage and look like Soccer teams except for Luleå and Linköping
Leksand looks like the logo of some kind of Israeli special forces stuff

>>151307053
it's already raining here

>>151307026
clover's alright
fubuki shield is cringe and lame
V stripes is inherently lame for being another circular patch but a lot of these have that going on so i'll give it a pass, the general idea is alright
jewish looking one is omegacringe, it's just some fucking letters. this is probably the worst
lion is boring as fuck, second worst
luler kinda fucks
another fucking shield, lame again
rogle :DDDDDD
I don't get what orebro is doing
redhawks is pretty cool
A FUCKING LEAF, and a shield? this is trash
trees are kinda neat at least compared to the competition
hv71 looks like a radio station logo from vice city
angry lion is trying too hard

best: luler
worst: leksands

>>151307072
what toppings lad?

>>151306903
> good pictures for >laffs posting

>>151307026
HV71 is probably the ugliest, Malmö sucks because there's no point or history to "Redhawks"

>>151307096
cheese za topped with jalapenos dipped in garlic sauce

>>151307137
yum. enjoy

>>151307155
I miss top text bottom text memes

going to get my passport application processed today :)

>>151307193

> Diehard Leafs fan Jared Phillips says he’s relieved to have a break from posting conspiracy theories on Reddit about McDavid’s infamous “no-term” interview and his obviously staged friendship with Leon Draisaitl.

>>151307203

> “I’m happy to give McDavid two more years to realize that. Now I can go back to my second favourite hobby: making fan edits of William Nylander’s shirtless media interviews set to “We Found Love In A Hopeless Place.”

>>151307203
>>151307193
>>151307208

>>151307208

> Meanwhile, in an effort to stay above the NHL’s speculation floor, the Oilers are encouraging Leafs fans to dream about poaching goalie Stuart Skinner instead.

>>151307026
Orebro is probably the oddest in the bunch; it looks like it was based on brutalist design principles
I don't think any of the current SHL team logos are "ugly", though
>SHL stands for Sexy Hockey League, very fashionable

>>151307026
Frölunda, Timrå, and Brynäs has kino logos.
Luleå, Malmö, and Rögle is soulless trash.
Rest is alright.

>>151306803
my marners are activated after a couple sets of deadlifting

>>151307026
Linkoping's lion should have colors

Fuck the Weasels

NHL: "We need to 'grow the game' and make people interested in hockey!"

*signs deal with ESPN and TNT to make them irrelevant*
*blacks out local markets for no reason still*
*refuses to market their big players*
*continues to shill the same 5 teams NBC always showcased*
*schedules 0 games on a friday where the only competition was the ALDS game 5*
*free agency dies one week into the new season*

>>151307538
Yeah man you should stop watching. That’ll show them

>>151307538
grow the game just means more money for Gary and his merry band of grabblers

>>151307517
That wouldn't be ecologically sound, would it?

>>151307538
How much is it a month to be able to watch every game?

>>151306903
Not a weeb but it was surprisingly good for an omelette

Going to play some BF6 until hockey starts

Stenberg will be another Swedish bust

>>151307644
Is it in any way different from previous Battlefield games since 3, apart from graphics upgrade?

>>151307667
Not really, but I haven't played Battlefield since BF4 and this one is fun

The Frolunda fans have exited the stands to take a piss and get some Swedish meat balls between periods

>>151307836
They got urinal troughs?

gary's making them seethe

>>151307904
No, people are tired of this fucking moron being the reason why the NHL is in 4th, almost 5th in ratings. No, we can't schedule games on Fridays and Sundays, but we can go against college football and expect people to care! Fix the playoff format? We need more teams! We NEED to see the fucking Flames and Red Wings get knocked out in a best of 3 series so we get more ratings!

>>151307904
i think there's only one afternoon game today lol

Damn they watch American tv shows in Sweden?

damn yanks travel a half hour just to walk through a labyrinth and buy microwaved meatballs and feeble swedish coffee tables?

>>151307940
they spend all offseason making these schedules. i want to speak to what moron does this shit

Aah finally the weekend, time for random engine noises for 2 days

>>151307979
>1030am local in LA
genius gary

>>151307943
California has won a global cultural victory to everyone else's detriment

>>151307977
Canadians always pretending they don't do the exact same consumerist bullshit

Gary's mindset makes sense when you realize he used to work for the NBA and he's actually sabotaging the NHL to prop apehoop up.

Cuck?

>>151308054
>>151308054
>>151308054
New

>>151307979
and the jests game is a regional blackout for me.