Thread 151296046

Game #5 at T-Mobile Park
Series tied 2-2
First pitch: 8:08 ET / 5:08 PT

Go tiggers

Shit teams

LETS GO MARINERS

mariners

the roof is closed

GO MS GO

GO MS GO

GO MS GO

>>151296112
Just missing the Blue Jays and then you have the reddit trifecta

>>151296132
Reddit…. Fuck em!

this thread better not be dead

I just have a feeling the Tigers will win, sorry M-bros

>>151296046 (OP)

Stream link? don't make me sign up for a trial of fubo bros at i

wtf kind of name is Tarik anyway?

I believe. But damn, if I’m not nervous about it.

>>151296196
Kek wtf is this

Career defining game

>>151296176
just put your antenna on fox. it's free

I just have a feeling the Mariners will win, sorry Tigers-bros

>>151296207
The weak should fear the strong

I want the Mariners to win an a shameful and weird way due to an error or some shit so my Jays can bummy bust them

really want to see more Skubal domination because he's the closest thing we have to a bulldog ace in today's emasculated game, but it's hard to root against the Mariners getting close to their first ever ring
Brewskis v Sailors would be a kino matchup

>>151296214
Not the same guy but I tried that and it’s showing me some show. Gonna have to stream

>>151296207
humiliation ritual that lead to the mariners sweep of the tigers earlier this year

lmao edgar martinez looks like a hobo

>home dogs in playoffs
yep fading Skubal. He will give up 2 in the 4th. Bookmark it.

surely, the M's don't choke this away, right?

why the fuck are they doing this to me ;___; please mariners win da game

Win or take all games where you don't have a dog in the fight are so kino

>>151296270
>>151296265
kek why is it so smol

I just hope they all have fun. Except the tigers. they can go fuck themselves.

>>151296264
i'm going to have a hearty laugh if they do

>>151296264
Oscillating between ‘team of destiny’ vibes I’ve felt the last few months and ‘same ole mariners’ fears I’ve felt for the last 30 years

lets go tigers

>>151296267
>win or take all

Mariners!

>>151296287
it's a doggy dog world out there...

>>151296294
woof!

>>151296267
>Win or take all games
ESL

Holy fuck is wainwright drunk lmafo

>>151296311
I don't know but I sure am

>>151296294
Loser of this game’s season will seize to be

>>151296311
i think he just sounds like that. spending time with aj can't help

*farts out a pile of cum*

>>151296314
my tigers are going to booty blast your birds

LETS GO MARINERS

>>151296270
kek, webm later

i hope (((ken rosenthal))) trips over another cameraman, except this time he falls over and breaks his faggot neck and fucking DIES!

>>151296132
s/mets/blue jays/
s/giants/brewers/

>>151296071
This

bow-legged skubal is going to get gaped yet again

kek i still had it on mlb channel and was wondering why they werent starting the game

I feel like my Mariners have already lost

>roof is closed
oh, shit...parlay bros how should I feel about this????

Go Tigers for a 1945 World Series rematch!

I'M CROWNING

Tigers' grit and heart will let them win this Quarterfinals matchup

Please let the M's win Tiggies it would be neighborly.

Honestly I'm just glad to be here in a meaningful game

>>151296369
>i still had it on mlb channel
fucking retard kys

Anyone have a s7ream link? I don't have a TV and want to see the M's play! Its been so long since they've been in the playoffs holy fucking shit!!

I wish Dave Niehaus was here to see this!!

morning smellas
go ms!

heading to Buc-ee's, anyone want anything?

>>151296332
canadian tradition

that ball naylor hit in game 2 would have went out if the roof was closed

uh oh memeinerbros...

It's over.

welp thats it

GAME OVER

yeah this game's over

Yep. It's already over.

umpbros, we're asserting ourselves early!

>>151296415
>>151296419
>>151296422
>>151296425
calm down anons

heh GAYYYYYYBER

ump in dogshit form already nice give kirby every fucking pitch again you fucking faggot

can't believe it's fucking over already

Umps hate fun

It’s over. Seattle bros we better get to kneeling

>>151296437
nobody in sports knows what its like to be a mariners fan

Strike 3 faggot

Go Mariners!

>>151296443
Jesus christ is it this guy again?

I am just here to support my friends. Ms radio broadcast is pretty good.

>>151296431
I’m an M’s fan but they’re going to get the manfred push here. Better narrative to sell the alcs with.

sit the FUCK DOWN

>>151296448
no... NO!!!

>>151296458
no that guy was wh*te

We're back.

fuck, that was our chance. game over.

>t. tiggers fan

Finished eating 20 chicken wings just in time for this game

>>151296451
Yeah. It’s weird. Most teams are has beens. We’ve just always been a stepping stone.

>>151296463
kek

That called strike on Torres was bullshit

I hope the Tiggies can do this, but I'm not certain.

can we all agree that a Mariners/Brewers WS is the best thing for baseball? feel-good story where either winner gets their first championship in history!

>>151296448
FUCK YOU UMP

>>151296497
I think it's easily the most kino option available

I’m asking you politely to have a seat

>>151296480
I'm about to slam pizza pops and chicken pasta

>>151296400
>I don't have a TV
wut

>>151296501
technically the leadoff hitter was FC'd at 2nd base...

>>151296497
no one would watch that series thoughbeit

fuck he almost threw that in the dirt

Good Randy at bat tbqh.

>>151296497
I want Ms/Doyers for maximum cinema

>>151296404

korean bbq jerky. thanks

everything about the Mariners just screams Reddit, right down to the Nintendo patch.therefore I shall be rooting for Detroit. Little Caesar’s is good

>>151296534
based

>>151296497
>le smallest shittiest teams is the best thing for baseball

No it's only good for faggots like you, nobody wants to watch that shit.

>announcers roasting phillies pitcher last night after that throw by skubal
KEK

>>151296514
What kind of pops today?

he threw to first!

>>151296546
t. Doyerpaco

a DUMPERIAN single!

>>151296534
das rite. Lil Caesar never tried to kidnap my princess.

>>151296552
Pep and bacon so I can blaspheme Yahweh twice

>>151296529
>doyers
>cinema
who care about the dodgers

>>151296553
Give em the cy young!

a DUMPERIAN single

DUMPERSLAP

why did Raleigh stall at 60 HRs? I thought he was going to get to 63-65.

>kekkings throw was so fucked people forgot about Skubal hiking the ball over the first basemens head
KEK

>>151296497
also funfact: the seattle pilots were bought by bud selig in 1970 and he move them to milwaukee and they became the brewers

kek seattle is cursed its never happening its never been more over for both franchises

>>151296534
of course you'd be rooting for the BOWSER of this series

classic retard

>>151296546
You'll watch it regardless

>>151296570
They’re the defending champions

AWFUL at bat from julio

Who has a better chance at beating Toronto? Seattle or Detroit?

>>151296579
season's long. hitting dingers is hard

>>151296570
i do

>>151296534
Mariners have been sponsored by Nintendo since before you were born

Detroit = Detoilet
Seattle = ?

>>151296602
Shattle

>>151296586
>the CEO of nintendo is named Bowser
can't make this up

>>151296596
the dodgers

just ordered some food

>>151296584
that's a very fun fact. it's almost like fighting your shadow if SEA/MIL happens. thanks for sharing anon

>>151296602
Shitattle

>>151296602
Xheattle

I am rooting for the Tigers they are the good guys right?

>>151296596
Seattle could win one game. With Detroit that number goes all the way up to two.

Is there a post or image limit on /sp/ like there is on /b/?

>>151296594
>they won last year therefore they should be there again
why

>>151296602
He/Sheattle

>>151296626
Why are you asking your team is part of the bad guys

>>151296519
I watch everything via computer and haven't have a need for TV

I really wanna see the Mariners play, someone has to have a syream link!

>>151296633
go away tourist

>>151296602
Fenttle

Well done cal, well done, however

>>151296626
Obviously

>>151296626
yes, tigers-brewers is the only good outcome

>>151296616
>White Castle
Is it really as bad as they say? I'm a leaf and can't find one

>>151296633
500 post limit

>>151296640
vipbox
strikeout im
mlbwebcast

>>151296639
Dodgers are supreme good guys.
We are all Central Bros so I guess all the evil has been vanquished.

Actually, the Mariners are pretty cool.

>>151296640
1. Go to Google
2. Figure it out

>>151296598
Yes but no one really cares about what Californians think or say.

>>151296640
strikeout is smooth at the moment fren

>>151296616
getting sick just looking at this
I had a chicken gyro salad and am enjoying some homemade milk tea. will have a glass of chardonnay after

>>151296661
Thanks

>>151296497
Too kino for Manfred. He's anti baseball pussy

I’m just starting to realize that this dumper thing is some sort of homoerotic phrase

>>151296655
it's great if you are drunk or high.

>>151296655
it's bad but in the same way a can of gas station booze is. every once in a while, you just NEED it

>>151296667
No LA or NYC team will ever be the good guys

>>151296678
Based gyro enjoyer

Mariners are eternal underachievers and the definition of an underdog team, if there is ANY "good guy" it's the Mariners, the team just about as close to the WS as they've ever been.

>>151296683
whos a bigger pussy anti faggot for their sport? Manfred or Goodell?

YOU'RE SINGIN A SONG ABOUT MAKIN LOVE TO YOUR DRUMMER

WELL GAY GUITAR PICKERS DON'T TURN ME ON

AND WE CAN'T ALL GET IN TO DONNA SUMMERS

DO YA HAPPEN TO KNOW ANY OLD HANK WILLIAMS SONGS?

>>151296683
>Jazz Chisholm's fat tire lips

>>151296640
>haven't have a need for TV
what do you watch with women when they come over?

>>151296686
wdym?

>>151296616
I just spent $12 at Taco Bell

>>151296616
If you can’t afford to tip properly then go get it yourself you stingy bastard

HEY BATTA BATTA BATTA BATTA BATTA SWING BATTA BATTA BATTA BATTA BATTA

>>151296706
and there it is

just do exactly that the rest of the game

>>151296695
i was once in Nashville and this guy asked me to buy a 40 from him at the gas station. Said he only had a prison ID and they wouldnt sell it to him. Gave me money too. I helped that nigga out.

Cool inning George!

Hinch pls steal sighns

Yeah I'm so sure "dillon dingler" is a real person

Drinking a ice oaky red tonight while I’m watch my Ms

>>151296696
Why are you so angry? My Dodgers are good guys.

>>151296670
i do

Let's go Nintendo Mariners!

>>151296727
a guy sat behind me at a game last year and did that through all 9 innings. "SU-WING" "GOTTEM" "CAN'T BE DOIN THAT"

Every at bat has been a ball in play so far. Promising for the Tiggers.

>

Would a Brewers Tigers matchup be based or cringe?

>>151296745
GAY

>>151296745
Fag

Find someone who looks at you the way this ump sees Kirby's pitches

>>151296664
Thanks so much, Marinersfriend!!

You have no idea how surreal this feels to be an adult and see the Mariners ACTUALLY make the playoffs again for the first time since ~20 years ago (the wild card mini series shit doesn't count) and now to watch this with Dan Wilson running the helm along with Edgar!

I really hope they make it to the World Series for the first time this year

Game MEAL

>>151296701
Goodell by far. With Manfred you can argue that he had to deal with a general ratings decline that forced him to make changes to the game. Goodell changed the game due to his own personal faggotry.

does the nintendo team have other players named after their characters like a guy named bowser, or just this kirby guy?

>>151296756
Many are saying this!

Detroitsisters…

>>151296763
Would be extremely based but I don't believe >we can get past the Blew Gays desu

>>151296769
>You have no idea how surreal this feels
I know exactly how surreal it feels anon.

>>151296763
incredibly based

>>151296759
Cept for the strike 3 call that was nowhere near the zone.

>>151296698
it was a BOGO deal on UberEats. breddy gud though the sauce was a bit too rich for me and the chicken could have been seasoned better

did anyone ever catch when Fox played the guitar solo from Peg by Steely Dan during one of the games? I just thought about it, pretty based if you asked me

>>151296785
OMG, that's so cute.

:)

>>151296769
I also understand

>>151296763
Turbo cringe. Nobody will rembr it.

>>151296762
skub is perfectly safe used responsibly

>>151296733
hell yeah

>>151296788
Jays have like one borderline decent starter. The offense looks good but I don’t see them as some juggernaut.

>>151296727
kek

>>151296758
Based

>>151296745
Got a glass of JW Green Label myself. I studied bro. Go M's.

Josh Double!

>>151296837
tasty

so they just don’t give a fuck about the pitch clock anymore? I thought the rules were rules

>>151296745
nice. I'll be opening a bottle of sauvignon blanc shortly

WTF was that skittles commercial lol

If the Mariners were based they would have a Steam patch and Gabe would get front row tickets.

NAYLOREXTRABASES

>>151296795
did they overdo the pepper? i had one of the worst pitas of my life in nyc that was basically drenched in pepper

kek wtf was that

.

>swinging bunt double
It’s joever

They wouldn’t let Naylor say the N word where I grew up

ANOTHER BAG

>>151296800
somebody in the fox truck is rym as fuck, there've been a few pleasant surprises this year

tigerbros…

THATS A BIGBOY STEAL
THATS A BIGBOY STEAL
THATS A BIGBOY STEAL
THATS A BIGBOY STEAL
THATS A BIGBOY STEAL

NaIL HER

It's happening!

dos por Joshy :)

What are you drinking tonight lads

>>151296821
Yeah but our rotation has barely been able to get runs off of bad pitchers in the last month. Depends on if they've turned the corner or not

Skubal is such a choker

kino steal

i hardly know her

>>151296890

sailor & coke

memeiners on the board

Metsbros, do we want to let Pete go and bring in Naylor next season? imagine a Lindor/Soto/Naylor baserunning threat. plus he's younger

Garved

THANK YOU LUCKY MITCH

GARVERSAC
GARVERSAC
GARVERSAC
GARVERSAC
GARVERSAC
GARVERSAC

Skewbal

>>151296890
old fashioned

>>151296855
Johnnie Walker is probably my favourite blended scotch. Anything from black label and up is a good buy.

>>151296890
lacroix razz-cranberry

It’s been a pleasure posting with you Mariners nation.

>>151296909
you're retarded

based crowd support

>>151296897
It's not his fault. It's the curse of being a Tigers ace. If he walks in free agency he'll win a title like Verlander and Scherzer lol.

>>151296890
coffee then cheap boxed wine as always

>>151296909
Naylor is staying, sorry

>>151296890
water

>>151296909
yea i'd be fine with it. I don't think Pete is coming back, Stearns doesn't want him.

Thanks AI! Very cool

>>151296890
Kratom tea

playoff naylor unlocked

Two specials and a deluxe

its over

Its over!

>>151296928
Jack morris won a ring in ‘84 though

>>151296922
i thought all scotch was revolting until i had blue. that shit is unbelievable

>>151296863
honestly, it was under-seasoned if anything and they compensated for that with some kind of mayo-based sauce. I would've preferred just oil & vinegar with a dash of lemon and more spices. maybe black and red pepper

holy based

>>151296890
>>151296837
See here

Why didnt the catcher just tell Skubal to pick off? Naylor was 5 feet away already before Skubal even made a pitching motion. Is this against the rules?

>>151296890
pee

need a stream link, boys

The Mariners have scored the first run every game of this series

Does anyone know if Ken Griffey Jr. is at the game tonight?

>>151296922
i have a bottle of blue label i like drinking a glass from sometimes

>>151296939
still blacker than jack flaherty
>>151296968
mlbweebcast

SKUBA KEK

>>151296890
NO LI SASQUATCH DIPA

>>151296965
he was yelling for it but crowd too noisy kek

>>151296890
>>151296906
>>151296931
Alcohol is bad for you

>>151296968
turn on your tv and go to the local fox channel for free

>>151296922
you're not wrong
personally prefer a single malt me, but JW Green is that shit, best blend I've had

this fat fuck Naylor steals bases? what the hell

>>151296939
A true Nubian KANG right here lmao

>>151296926
why?
>>151296932
couldn't hate that. he seems to be integral to the team
>>151296938
depends on how many years he wants I think. he had a really great year considering he had no protection in the lineup. he's clearly made a conscious approach to give up some power for greater contact, and he did a great job driving in runs. the issue is his poor defensive IQ. he's not very agile at 1st so stingers get past him more often than not, and his throws are really a gamble

>>151296985
The crowd should Shutup and let me ace pitch

>>151296968
therealstreamhub(dot)site

>>151296992
it's all about the jump

>>151296970
It would be funny if he was taking pictures as an accredited photographer

>>151296987
Mormon freak spotted

>>151296928
It's 100% his fault that run just happened. Didn't even look at the base runner, threw into the dirt, then gave up a pop-up to center field with the runner on third.

>>151296982
the tiger fears the katana chop

>>151296992
Catchers never expect it so it works.

>>151296992
not until he was a mariner, they figured out his fat ass could run

>>151296998
Lmao

>>151296970
yes, he was in the dugout earlier

>>151296961
oh damn that does sound awful. i'm sorry m8

>>151296992
He uses his enormous brain to pick the exact right moment to waddle over.

>Gilbert, Castillo, walking to the bullpen

oh boy

>>151296959
I agree. A lot of whiskey heads say it’s really over rated but I think it’s delicious.

>>151297028
30 stolen bases is insane

>>151297003
yea stearns just kept talking about "run prevention" in that presser and imo that was clearly talking about alonso who is subpar at 1st. I think a team is going to pay Alonso to play 1st instead of DH and he will do that.

>>151296987
thank god

Although Detroit is probably a better matchup for Toronto, I want it to be Seattle vs. Toronto because it will be more entertaining and high energy.

>>151297035
He’s the second slowest player in the mlb

>>151297021
thanks bro, but at least it was pretty healthy so all good. I'm 33 and my body rejects shit food these days. my stomach just gets upset. I'll take boring and healthy over overloaded slop that makes me feel like shit for 2 days

Naylor still huffin and puffin lmao

For me it's the kinoest of MLB Postseason commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P3ImmQDtYA

whiskey is what redditors drink when they graduate from craft beer

>>151297050
lol i just heard that, too. crazy shit.

>>151296974
>>151296959
Blue Label really is great. You might also like the Japanese scotch Hibiki if you like JW too. Shits delicious.

why are they pushing the idea that naylor is "smart" so much? That's the 5th time they've said that since his AB.

It’s the Detroit Tigers vs Josh Naylor.

fuckin love all that dirt on Naylor's jersey. that's hustle baby

>>151296992
I used to try to get Vogelbach to steal base a lot in MLB The Show. Usually ended up giving the CPU an easy out but i could not not want to see a stolen base by an obese man happening

>>151296959
When I was younger, JW Blue was aspirational and for special occasins and all that. Then of course when reddit bugmen discovered whiskey it became passe because "erm you should spend $250 on a bottle of 18 year Orkney island single malt instead" but yes it really is excellent.

>>151297048
Mariners have never been able to beat the Blue Jays so it’s already over most likely.

>>151297053
iktfb. after i turned 35 my favorite fast food chain became an express ticket to shitsburgh

Just got home. How did Mariners scores?

Both teams have cool ass logos.

>>151297066
how else do you explain a fat fuck like him stealing bases

>>151296939
GoogleAI confirms Slavs aren't white??

arizona give up suarez and naylor and they were 80-82, what did they give up, coulda made wild card

>>151297085
yea Detroit's is badass

>>151297083
you could look this up yourself but

>naylor double
>SB3
>sac fly

can Naylor change his shirt or does he have to play with a dirty shirt the rest of the game

>>151297060
>whiskey is reddit
anon you’re being ridiculous

>>151297102
thanks

kek

>>151297087
incompetence on the part of his opponents

>>151297085
heh nothing personal kid

>George Kirby
DONT DO IT NOOOO

>>151297108
clubbies could grab him another but players are weird and i bet there is no chance he'd change it after getting a hit, stolen bag, and scored in it

>>151297079
They beat the Blue Jays in the wild card series in 2022.

Marlins Man spotted

>>151296988
I don't have a tv. I'm on a PC in the shed

what batter owns 1 pitcher the most in the history of the MLB?

>>151297036
what do you think about putting Nimmo at first? it'll help with his plantar fascitis and maybe increase his offensive production if that doesn't nag him. but then we would need a CF + LF, as well as potentially a more reliable 3B. I also don't know if I love Acuna/McNeil getting full time play at 2B. we have so many holes to patch

Let’s go Mariners nation.

>>151297123
>ellb
I don't get it

>>151297119
elite Javy Baez AB

The seattle manager looks more on the ball than our man schneider

Carpen Kerrier keeps hitting off of george.

>>151297137
PCA and Mikolas

>>151297138
mets need a CF anyway, I love White Tyrone but he's not gonna cut it.

I don't recall seeing Nimmo play first, ever, but if he can do it, it will probably be good for him and the team.

NO SWEAT

Kirby fucks ya!

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Tigers are swinging at everything.

Carpenter can’t win with these cats

Kirby sucks. Our hitters are just worse. Enjoy getting swept by the blue jays u blue faggots

>>151297145
only run whole game

god dang the ballpark noise is crazy i didn’t know Ms folk were like that

>>151297158
Did you see where some of those strikes earlier were called?

Bro Kerby is a total bum. The crowd is the real MVP that is shaking up the Tigers bats right now. Somebody just had to go out there ice cold and quiet them down

>>151297102
No reason to be rude, we are all friends here

>>151297133
That seat was like $6000 on seat geek this morning

>>151297060
>whiskey is Reddit
You sound like a onions drinker or woman

KKKirby

>>151297165
Dumper owns Toronto

>>151297153
the free agent class is relatively weak, unfortunately. would you prefer taking a risk with Tucker in CF, or would you want the "safer" bet with Bellinger? outside of those 2, there's really no one that you can count on to produce at a high level

>>151297171
Seattle hasn't had shit for sports except for the meme SB win followed by a meme SB loss 15 years ago.

How long have you been a Mariners fan?

>>151297182
>blah blah blah
You aren’t outlasting Vlad, Bo, etc on Toronto.

>>151297184
i'd be happy with bellinger

>>151297141
its french

>>151297171
this is what I was noticing
really good atmos

>>151297197
My whole life

>>151297197
A couple months

>>151297196
DUDE
BIG ASS
LMAO

jays in 4

>>151297172
Yea, ump is giving high strikes, but Tigers are wiffing on outside sliders.

>>151297197
I was born into it, molded by it

>>151297133
He was at the Dodgers-Phillies game yesterday. Jfc he’s cash rich

>>151297197
Since mom was 8 months prego with me. They were at the famous game 5 1995 ALDS

>>151297197
I was born when jr joined the team so always casually.

>>151297197
Since I saw >>151297180

>>151297221
The strike 3 call to gleyber earlier was both high and outside, so he swung outside

>>151297211
>>151297228
How have you survived?

>>151297197
Since May 2021

>>151297231
Gimmick ‘look at me’ fans are cringe. See Green shirt guy

>>151297231
that was an asian knockoff

>>151297199
he's obviously a substantial upgrade over Taylor, but he's been hit or miss since his MVP season. knowing our luck...

>>151297197
the entire thread

my tiggies!!!

>>151297254
Bandwagon now before it's too late!

Death by a thousand cunts. What did he mean by this?

Not looking good for the kitties.

>>151297171
Seattle are positive sports fans. We cheer for retiring opponents. We cheer when a noob get his first plate appearance. Rarely boo for anything except for pick off attempts lol

broken bats are so kino

Damn Randy needs work.

Time to dump

>>151297197
Fan is a strong word. They are my team and they always have been. But I’m stuck with them. They’ve been my team for 33 years

Skubal is elite AF

Why is the opacity on the strike zone overlay turned down to 1%? Am I just getting old? I can't see shit most of the time

>>151297271
>boo
Payrod got some good ones

>>151297242
Unironically the love of Christ

cal raleigh's buttocks
thoughts?

>>151297285
They've done it the whole series.

>>151297285
fox broadcast its just how they do it

>>151297271
Honestly have to give you guys credit. East coast fans, including Detroit, or negative as fuck. It sucks a lot of fun out of the experience.

>>151297197
About 2 months

>>151297285
fox loves to fuck with their baseball broadcast more than any other sports for some reason. the fact they still use this godawful scorebug is criminal

>>151297197
the first ever baseball stadium i saw a ball game live at was the kingdome

damn 101

How many runs could my over-30 men’s league team score off of Skubal?

>>151297308
>godawful
im not a fan. its gaudy asf.

>>151296992
i dont know how but fat guys can be very fast sometimes. The fastest guy I ever met irl was fat.

dayum

Im so sick of the “Believe” sign

any AM 710 radio chads here? i refuse to watch the national tv broadcast slop

>>151297271
Junior used to get boos if he was in a slump.

>>151297269
fouling off baseballs, increasing pitchcount, skubal gets tired

ROBOT ROCK

New Tigers Fans wya?

>>151297308
Their NFL one this season is even worse

>>151297251
Damn it’s true. I wanted to believe
https://www.si.com/mlb/marlins-man-imposter-distracts-viewers-dodgers-phillies-game

Where are my umpCHADs at?

>>151297295
more of a recker guy myself

>>151297334
nah, i'm a mute chad

waited my entire life for moments like this. ive been posting on the internet about the mariners since before this site had a sports board, since before this site even existed.

>>151297343
Marlins should run a ‘marlins man cosplay night’ to actually fill their stadium with people wearing marlins gear

INSTEAD OF GOIN UNDER

>>151297323
>alright we want it to look like a videogame. but, you know, a cheap and terrible videogame

>>151297308
It really does look like shit

>>151297356
oldcum… i kneel

Top o’ the morning to ye gents

Fucking Skubal is sick

>>151297334
you my nigga

>>151297356
would be a shame if it ended tonight

>>151297356
Based truckbro

Msbros :)
>>151297356
Based primordial cum

Should I play Pokémon fire red again it’s been like 10 years. I don’t know if I have the time to grind it like I did as a kid

>>151297363
where does the time go?

>2017 world series champion
Yeaaaah, about that....

>>151297329
this. i had a coworker when i worked in a factory who looked like snorlax but for some reason short sprinted faster than ANYONE who challenged him

>>151297351
You called?

marinerpacos behind home plate

>>151297393
The Red Sox cheated too

>>151297242
After Lou Piniella left hate is what kept me alive.

Metsbros... can we afford Skubal? it would be amazing to have a true ace again

Torkel Spencerson nearly got to that one!

>>151297372
how easy is being a English teacher in Japan?

>>151297405
rare sighting desu

>>151297351
we out here

>>151297405
They're probably SEA, seattle doesn't have spics

>>151297356
I was 6 and my dad, a big baseball fan, let my older brother and I write a letter to our favorite ball players. We had some book that had their official PO Box’s or something. I chose Griffey. My brother chose cal Ripken jr. He got a signed 8 by 10 and a handwritten response, although it was probably from some intern. I got a brochure to join a paid fan club.

>>151297362
This would be hilarious but I think he’s think of a litigious type

>>151297386
If you use fast forward it's mostly tolerable.

>>151297410
Is there a limit to the spending for the Mets?

George Kirby doesn’t look like an athlete

>>151297423
burien has spics

>>151297410
Nym is a toxic work environment

>>151297334
97.1 The Ticket

>>151297410
>it would be amazing to have a true ace again
god >we really fucking need it
Nolan looking good for the future though hopefully

shit sport

ouch!

>>151297410
Nolan + Skubal would be kino

>>151297410
>we've found our ohtani

>>151297450
this is psychotic

>>151297414
Haven’t done it for 20 years now but from what I hear the industry generally sucks

>>151297430
90% of baseball players don’t. That’s part of its appeal. That’s why we love Josh Naylors and Bartolo Colons.

>>151297410
>can we afford Skubal
Lol no

>>151297423
There are a ton of them in Western Washington surprisingly. Though we have more chinamen desu

>>151297450
Collar this rat!

bad jump, review that

>HBP
It's over now

Both these teams are shit

HE'S OUT!!

>>151297410
common new york tactic, to steal other peoples players

>>151297429
idk if stevie wants to keep paying the luxury tax. maybe if it means we actually win the whole thing
>>151297438
sayest whomst've?
>>151297460
>>151297445
dude I'm actually really optimistic about our future. McLean, Peterson, Sproat is a promising core. hopefully Tong figures it out as well. and Senga has had some incredible highs and may still be capable. plus Holmes had a great effort down the stretch
but imagine Skubal leading all of them

What a throw

Perfect throw

He's out. Tagged him right on the dick

what a fucking seed. dump em and hump em

That’s my MVP right there

>>151297405
It’s marinsaars or marinerkenjis

holy shit that's MVP stuff

YER OUT. BITCH.

God damn thats the best throw from a catcher I've ever seen wtf

no stealing kitties
>it is fucking L O U D

cal trying to throw it at his nuts

Dump 'em!

Crawford almost got him by the balls

o-overturned?

You literally couldn’t have thrown that ball more perfectly

>>151297507
those are pacos

kek umps owned

That might be the best throw to second by a catcher I’ve ever seen

anyone got the replay? I missed the throw

SHIT UMPS

M V P
V
P

Put that up against judge crumpling against the wall

/nu/
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>>151297524

MVP secured with that throw right?

>>151297507
what abotu marinerfentys

>>151297527
beautiful throw

>>151297527
damn that throw was perfect holy shit

>>151297527
Another webm for my collection.

total umpshitter death
black man looked genuinely sad to deliver the news as well

>>151297527
unreal...

>>151297423
I know some of my family moved there. The mexican community in WA is growing fast.

>>151297527
wow

>>151297555
Middle/Eastern WA has a shitload of farms. Large community out there.

>>151297536
Votes are placed before the postseason starts unfortunately

>>151297450
Yeah right

we're never going to be able to keep skubal on this shit team :( detroit is where careers die

>>151297549
use this instead

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>>151297524
MOVE

>>151297527
nice little sack tap there ;)

>>151297527
Insane to just have your glove waiting not only to grab that ball but ambush his leg. Didn't have to move at all to make the tag

IMMA KEEP ON DANCING AT THE PINK PONY CLUB