Thread 151296789

>>151296789 (OP)
Isn't AJ Brown that crybaby guy?

Hey Queergles, how does my asshole taste? Hurry up, your mother has to tongue it too, followed by Nick Sirianni and Jalen Hurts.

Tom Brady thru 5 games of his age 30 season
>5-0, 74.1% completion, 1383 yards, 16 touchdowns, 2 interceptions, 128.7 passer rating, 3 sacks, 9.90 ANY/A

Patrick Mahomes thru 5 games of his age 30 season
>2-3, 63.4% completion, 1257 yards, 8 touchdowns, 2 interceptions, 93.5 passer rating, 7 sacks, 6.71 ANY/A

this is the thread

How about you faggots declare that you're baking instead of making duplicates?

>>151296823
ignore the seething cuck thread, he's just going to spam the same 6 webms (out of 1000 throws) like it's a victory

>>151296820
That's fine. I'll post here too.

>>151296817
Yeah but what about age 29

hey retards, before you hit the post button for a new thread, open the catalog and sort by creation date to see if someone beat you to it

mmmm da flu is going viral it seems

>i'm not upset
>your upset

>>151296834
Boo hoo lil nigga

>>151296823
>>151296849
This thread was made first. Check the time stamps

K, have fun spamming, I'm going to go out to the local football and game enjoy myself :^)

>>151296852
>>your upset
>your
kwab

Jalen Carter tongues Cam Skattebo's anus

>>151296852
what comples a man to make the same thread over and over and over and over and over again?

>>151296885
obsession (for men)

>>151296873
>he's going to go watch high schoolers
Yikes. I knew he was a muttlover, but never knew he was a pedo.

fucking cringe

I'm going to the gay bar tonight. Hope there's fellow chiefs fans there

>>151296918
we all know you masturbated to this, and it's ok.

Is it time for society to step in and do something about this city?

>>151296918
Fitzpatrick made it cringe. Skattebloobloo is actually insane

is it gay if you do stuff with an asian ladyboy?

>>151296918
t. Low test no bodyhair seether

>>151296817
I’m a Chiefs fan. Except for the Ravens game, this season has been rough. Mahomes is still great but he’s clearly declining now that he’s on the wrong side of 30. I don’t think these scrambling and running qbs are going to make it much further than 30, Mahomes is definitely washed

>>151296789 (OP)
This has to be fake right?

>>151296955
Where's the one for the upcoming Loins game

>>151296918
cam is making black bois absolutely seethe

>>151296972
AHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>151296918
tfw i couldn't tear my own shirt open

tfw i don't have any chest hair

>>151296972
No Chiefs fan would say "Mahomes is washed".

>>151296918
His brain has gotta be swiss cheese already

>>151296873
based HSFB enjoyer

are you the north texas faggot who goes to the championship games?

>>151296817
Don't ask about 2019-2020, when Brady soundly kicked his ass in the playoffs tho.

>>151296960
Not at all brotha, I do it myself. Go chiefs btw

ya, I think we've got this one in the bag

>>151297006
Have you watched their games? The last one especially was awful. If you’re that autism Chiefs guy, I don’t think you actually watch their games

>>151297031
That happened in 2018-19 zoomie. And again in 2020-21 lole. KWABhomes

>>151297040
Now you will have zero excuses when you lose Sunday.

Is it possible to learn this power?

>>151296942
and do what? give them another owl win?

>>151297040
The Lions are going to embarrass your shitty team on national television and make them 2-4 lmaoooooooooooo

>>151297034
im not shitposting, im having a sexual identity crisis because i fucked a 100 lb ladyboy in the philippines and i dont wanna go to hell

>>151297040
Chiefs are the healthiest team in the league and they’re still below .500

>>151297058
Yeah just be a closet homosexual who wants to be black.

>>151296942
Why they have enough fentanyl to cope

>>151297040
>moved around good
>good
kek, illiterate fat fuck with a murderer of a son.

Mad how the Eagles looked unbeatable last season and now they could be EASILY 3-3, and if the cowboys werent such a shit team the Eagles could be 2-4

>>151296972
>go 15-2 last year
>mahomes is washed
it's time to stop posting

>Dave: “So you had Baker Mayfield on a rookie deal.”
>Caller: “Right.”
>Dave: “He took you to the playoffs for the first time in decades and blew out your divisional rival the Pittsburgh Steelers.”
>Caller: “Yes, Dave.”
>Dave: “Then you replaced him with a rapist who hadn’t played in over a year for 3 1st round picks and $230 million guaranteed.”
>Caller: “That’s right, Dave.”
>Dave: “And how’s that working out for you?”
>Caller: “We’re 9-10 when he starts, Dave.”

>>151296979
How about a classic?

>>151297070
Chiefs wont miss the postseason. The key game was against Baltimore. Had they lost they wouldnt make it and they would be 3-7 by after the Broncos game, potentially 2-8 if Daniels played well. But Lamar is useless

congratulate hurts on his new job

>>151297143
I genuinely hope this nigga gets hit by the bus he's been riding on

>>151297131
that really was detroit's super bowl, huh

>>151297121
>by the way, caller, how much debt are you in? dead cap roughly speaking
>roughly $40 million, Dave
>geez louise... well...

>>151297118
They lost horribly in the sb and started this season 0-2. KC should start thinking about who they can replace Mahomes with. The decline is definitely there and he’s too old. He’s not going to be playing until his 40s

>>151297131
i have a webm for that one...

>>151296972
Tell that to your friend who thought he was going to have a Tom Brady trajectory

>>151297173
kek

shEagles are the Queefs of the NFC

Lil queefie bois need to learn their place!

>>151296847
Glad you asked

I think Sunday is a trap game...

I cant imagine why the entire locker room wants this guy dead.

>>151297164
Starting 0-2 isnt a problem but this half season schedule makes it very possible the Chiefs can get a 4-7 record. I think they would eventually recover, maybe going 9-8, maybe making the playoffs, but i bet before they season they wouldnt make the playoffs due to the odds and their schedule. Chiefs will lose to the Lions, and beat the Raiders, almost certainly. Lets see what Daniels and Nix can do

>>151297213
That's real shit but you're not real enough to get it

>>151297213
What's with the little brown chefs hat looking thing/hoodie combo?

I'm objectively correct

>>151297213
After his next loss, this nigga gonna say something like "even sunshine casts shadows" or some shit.

>>151296972
>clearly declining now that he’s on the wrong side of 30
He's literally playing better than he has in years and a lot of that is thanks to Josh Simmons who is coming along nicely and has earned Mahomes' trust to protect him. The Chiefs' offense is starting to look like it did before 2023 and Rashee Rice returning and shaking off the rust after a couple weeks will make them even more potent on that side of the ball. Mahomes has missed on deep shots, and those losses due to down the stretch mistakes have been rough, so they've gotta clean that up but you should be buying Chiefs' stock right now.

>>151297244
it's called style. something white bois lack

>>151297209
Hide all the bananas in the stadium and maybe you'll have a chance against Mac Jones.

>>151297213
He threw over 300 balls without being intercepted. Its on Sirianni and mainly Fangio and Christian Parker. Sirianni can run a football team tho and he proved it so he can make the Eagles good again

Just woke up
is this real?

HE WAS A SKATTEBO
SAID SEE YA LATERBO
HE WASNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER

Cowboys haven't beat the Broncos since the mid 90's lmao

>>151297290
I'm genuinely shocked that running four tush pushes in a row isn't a winning formula.

>>151297267
Ok bulbasaur

>>151297202
I love how Lions fans act like their team earned this victory when in reality, it was Kadarius Toney dropping everything in his vicinity and handing them the game.

PATTY
PATTY
PATTY KEKITINI

>>151297248
My Jaggies are contenders. You just haven't accepted it yet.

>>151297297
Maybe so, but we still have an owl win over you faggots, so there's that.

>>151297248
Patriots, Washington, Seattle cant make the playoffs, Cowboys aint even playoff hopeful and id say neither the texans, steelers. Bears can make it but still probably wont. Cardinals and Falcons have a lot of talent but they lose weird games

>>151297292
/cfb/ please leave

>>151297318
2023 redux

Patty Cucktini
Can't fucking winny
Losing to the Jags
Chiefs are fags
They'll miss the playoffs this year
Because their quarterback is a queer

>>151297118
Carried by the refs and a great defense
He's been bad for years

not sure if this is a good idea or not

>>151297346
Retarded post kill yourself

>>151297346
Hilarious post. Keep living!

>>151297225
Losing two in a row is going to mind break the team. If they beat the Lions they’ll jump up to the top in power rankings and everybody will predict them in the owl again. The Lions will drop significantly if they lose. But if the Chiefs lose, the Lions keep their spot at the top and the Chiefs will basically be out of playoff contention. The psychological and morality effect of losing 2 in a row again and being 2-4 will have lasting effects

>>151297311
LionGODS are on the prowl, Queef cunts are the prey.
Stat running boy.

>>151297258
Nah he’s washed. He’s playing nothing like is young self. He’s too old, scrambling and running gives qb a short shelf life

>>151297391
Only thing Chiefs are running away from is an L. Lions will be hunted on Sunday.

Patty Cuckitini

>>151297346
High IQ post, live a long life

>>151297403
It would be more concise to just say that you're retarded and blind.

>>151297373
You first
>>151297380
Thanks bro, be safe

>>151297382
>Those reffies tenderly touching each other
Hot

>>151297311
He hear the roar of the Lions and lose his nerve.

>>151297311
>Marvin Jones fumbles in the red zone
>Goff stops throwing to him
>Toney drops every ball
>Mahomes keeps targeting him
>Goff beats Mahomes
The virgin gambler's fallacy vs. the chad "ride the hot hand"

>>151297409
Mahomo's bussy has been cracked multiple times this year. Lions smelling that STANKY nectar has sent them into a feeding frenzy.
LionGODS by 21

>>151297287
Fangio is fine, he had no corners lol. Sirianni is a retard and Patullo is his useful idiot

>>151297491
Why does he do it?

>>151297505
The more CTE you have the less you worry about getting CTE. Little Cajun trick.

>>151297497
I like the Lions and despise the Chiefs but Sunday night just feels like a setup for a Chiefs win

Apparently Sean Payton used to play football in a UK league. Didn't know that

>>151297248
>Has 8 NFC teams at playoff team or above
Objectively not correct

>>151297543
That would explain the backflips on the forgiving MetLife turf

>>151297505
He's lowering his baseline so concussion protocol doesn't detect anything wrong during games. Ironically, a high IQ play.

webms? at this time of day? localized entirely within the /nfl/ general?

>>151297258
>He's literally playing better than he has in years
He had like one good game against a historically bad Ravens defense. Mutthomes is dogshit my guy

>>151297491
skatterbrains

>>151297543
>>151297579
Really it doesn't look like he's doing it very hard
Probably hurting his neck more than his brain

>>151296789 (OP)
cmon mod why would you let this stay up when its FAKE NEWS...delete this thread mod. AJ Brown is not getting traded to the pats

hi everyone!

Jaxson Dart is my new personality

>>151297311
Funny how the chiefs think they earn victories, when in reality they get favorable calls by the refs non stop.
Queefies ALWAYS project.

>Lions favourites in the NFC
>Bills favourites in the AFC
So when the Owl is Chiefs-Rams or some shit who you got?

Expect us. Fear us.

i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP

>all these niggas writing off dem boyz
Y'ALL GON SEE

How many yards against the Cowgirls?

>>151297677
the muttlover being overwhelmed by my webms and begging for it to stop.

>>151297615
CTE is more about doing damage repeatedly than hard, isn't it?

Simeon Rice really does deserve to be in the Hall of Fame.

>>151297699
55.

>>151297592
Yes. It’s kind of like how health insurance or marriage counseling works.

>>151297641
You're an assmad retard coping because in your ape brain, you HAVE to find any other reason for the Chiefs winning because you can't accept that they execute down the stretch and other teams frequently get shook and fuck up costing them the game. I don't know what shit team you root for but I feel sorry that your poverty franchise is never going to experience his kind of glorious era.

Is this good news or bad news?

Why are Chiefs fans so sensitive?

>>151297746
elaborate

I'm going to do it, guys

I'm going to bet on the Browns

>>151297434
Even his stats show a massive decline. At this point old man Stafford is a better qb than 30-year-old washed Mahomes. It’s a shame they’re not playing the Rams

>>151297728
Statmutt is NOT going to like this one kek

>>151297491
Stop posting this cringe

>>151297714
Well to cause damage in the first place you gotta get hit decently hard

>>151297780
No

>>151297773
I'll see you at the end of the season, better yet I'll see you in the playoffs.

>>151297753
Bad, he has more bad hips than surviving brain cells

Which team should sign him?

>>151297750
Pipe down, smelly mutt

>>151297801
Browns obviously

>>151297807
See you in the playoffs, faggot. Talk your shit then when the Chiefs are on their way to another Super Bowl.

>>151297824
Thought you were off to watch children play, pedo.

>>151297801
Caleb has several of these

>>151297824
>Gets BTFO
>Chimps
kek typical chiefmutt behavior

not sure if based or cringe

*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

>>151297209
Don't worry Buccs fren. You guys are blowing us out just please don't hurt any of our players

>>151296918
Skatty makin sissies quiver and squeal

>>151297847
Delete this. Janny forbids any and all slurp or schlop posts

>>151297818
He’s about the same size as Gabriel. You could just plug him into that offense with no playbook change

>>151297842
I'm not the statmutt, retard. You're all just clearly biased and emotional when it comes to any objective analysis of the Chiefs, it's incredibly easy to point it out.

>>151297845
Sports aside it's so fucking funny to pull the "too slow" high five or handshake on anyone

If CTE is so prevalent and bad why isn't Tom Brady a mess?

>>151297847
Pete, noooo!

>>151297879
>I-M NOT STATMUTT AND IM TOTALLY IN CONTROL OF MY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW!!!!

>>151297847
lmao

What's the NFL team for a man who loves ducks and abhors swans, geese, loons, and other inferior waterfowl?

>>151297551
The Lions will outscore them. Chiefs had 17 straight wins of one score games and now they’re 0-3 in one score games. The refs will gift them free first downs and they’ll take advantage of the injured secondary but the Lions will run up the score because right now they have one of the best offenses ever.

>>151297903
>implying he isn't a mess

>>151297311
Funny how a Chiefs fan will say something like this when most of their games last year were won on luck

>>151297845
Why have there been so many pics and webms of Jags fans being dicks this week? Is this an indicator that if they somehow lucked into being an elite team that their fans would be horrific in the general?

>>151297910
I look like this but don't say this because I am in fact the statmutt

>>151297847
if you eat at a buffet, you deserve the diseases.

REF HE CAN'T DO THAT!!!! MAKE HIM STOP!!!! MAKE HIM STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!! WE DEM BIRDZ!!!!!!!!!!

>>151297628
Wigger isnt a new personality, bud.

>>151297936
thats not a buffet, thats a grocery stores deli

>>151297937
This is why I will always hate eagles fans more than cowboys fans.

>>151297937
>giants play high fives in good spirit!
FLAG HIM!
>iggles player shoves ref to the ground in a groid-raging anger
HE'S JUST PLAYING WITH EMOTION!

>>151297937
HOW CAN HE CLAP?!

>>151297937
it's clearly referring to contact of a negative nature. you could see players calmly place their hands on a referee shoulder or extend their arms out to prevent contact. birds fans are retards

>>151297970
Lel

>>151297929
It's called knowing how to win games, you dummy. The Chiefs were good at that last year. That Lions game wasn't won due to their excellence but rather how shitty Kadarius Toney was, he was open for those throws and he dropped all of them. Notice that I haven't made any excuses for the losses the Chiefs have had this year, because they were all due to mistakes that they've made.

>>151297958
it's a buffet all the same, you pedantic cunt.

>>151297879
He said Chiefmutt, not Statmutt. Little but of a freudian slip there on your part.
lel fucking FREAK

>>151297974
I’m pretty sure Rodgers did >>151297801 picrel to a ref once and nothing happened

>>151297980
You were bitching about Worthy for the first 2 weeks

>

>>151297992
What's it like watching the Chiefs be excellent every year when all you can do is seethe?

>>151297985
t. Walmart American

>>151297354
better than Patullo although I think I'd rather take Reich who isn't even available anyway after getting the gig at Stanford

>>151298004
>>151298004
>You were bitching about Worthy for the first 2 weeks
No I fucking wasn't retard, I'm not the usual Chiefs autist that you write love letters to. Don't include me in your gay fantasies.

>>151297801
That's basically the Eagles offensive gameplan

>>151297677
This

>>151298035
>I'm not the usual Chiefs autist
yeah you're an unusually FAGGY chiefs autist.

>>151298011
>Chiefs be excellent every year
Da flu

Say it with me: ELITE

>>151298038
I thought this was fantastic football and entertaining to watch and the seethe has been even better, and this is coming from someone who was happy to see the Eagles lose.

do you think dan campbell is on trt or does he have great genetics?

>>151297677
Looks like a Baltimore Ravens practice session

>>151297707
>STOP FUCKING SPAMMING RIGHT NOW

>>151298012
>n-no u
Yawn.

>>151298054
>DA FLU
Nice try, but Flu posting doesn't bother me. I actually think it's funny. I even post flu webms all the time. I don't take myself that seriously.

>>151298035
You're having an autistic breakdown like he regularly does so you aren't proving your case

>>151298038
>run tushy pushy 4 times wasting all that time
>lose by 17

Score predictions for Lions@Chiefs?

My Rammies :)

>>151297761
Because deep down they know their team is fraudulent and they need the refs in order to be competitive. They can cope and seethe with their charts to try to convince us but deep down, they are only trying to convince themselves that their team isn't a fraudulent pos

>>151298057
He is. I was laughed at this offseason when I said he and the general improvements to their lines were going to make them look like a competent team this year.

How does he feel knowing he's the 2nd best Quarterback named Joe on the Bengals?

>>151298154
3 goofs - 4 da flus

Holy fuck. I cant decide what triggers statmutt more. Da flu posting or the Lions.
Its another certified melty in here tonight

>>151298154
51 - 27 with 14 of those points being in garbage time against backups

>>151297980
No it’s called luck. They had no business winning some of those games last year. Could have gone the other way. Winning 17 one score games in a row does not mean you know how to win

KINO RANKINGS OF BASEDNESS AND ENTERTAINMENT

>s-tier
AFC-W
NFC-E

>a-tier
NFC-S
NFC-N

>b-tier
AFC-N

>c-tier
NFC-W

>d-tier
AFC-E

>f-tier
AFC-S

take the bias outta ur fav team fuck your team its all about what div provides the basedness factor

>>151298173
The fact that I don't know who is this is, means he is saying all of the right things.

>>151298139
I'm literally sitting at my computer with a straight face and a Nyomi Banxxx video playing in another window. You dumbasses really think I'm having some seething melty over some shit you said? I just think it's funny to point out how wrong you faggots are and will be in the future. I can't fucking wait.

>>151298185
Reminder that the Chiefs deliberately sat their starters and lost to the Broncos to keep this man out of the playoffs

>>151298204
Same old cope, just a different day. Talk to me in the playoffs. Better yet, fill me in on how your shit team does when we get there.

>i'm watching porn so that makes you all faggots!
kek

>>151297845
Yes

>>151298163
I thought we talked about this you stupid faggot. Thats a Black welsh mountain sheep.
Fake fucking fan.

Swifties having a meltie tonight lmao

>>151298244
What does Lamar’s face have to do with any of this?

if you own a jersey and especially if you wear it in public, you are mentally retarded. europeans do this with their soccer players and it's pathetic

>>151298262
That makes sense. Blo Dix is a fraud, Joe Burrow actually beat my Chiefs in the playoffs and played them close a 2nd time. I will admit that this was a smart strategy. Burrow is the least fraudulent of Mahomes' contemporaries.

>>151297980
Chiefs are playing a lot better than last year but they're 2-3
kek

>>151298293
buddy I think all sheep should be on the board.

>>151298327
Nothing but Ws in the upcoming weeks. I can't wait to get this winning streak rolling on Sunday.

>>151298345
busta ass leva

>>151298354
>I
lel

Skattebo is the hero the nfl needed
He's bringing the fun back

>>151298326
>we got raped by Bo Nix on purpose

Huge lol from me

>>151298414
Yup yup, we need more white heroes like him in the NFL.

>>151298057
i thought andrew thomas was white

>>151298244
>proceeds to have a larger meaty
Not beating the autist allegations

>>151298392
Yes, I. I am the sole reason the Chiefs have been so good over the past few years. My aura has permeated their practice fields and locker room, giving them the spirit and fortitude to win so much.

>bringing up his dead parents in front of him
brutal
https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1976722146975158657

>>151297845
incredibly based

>>151298431
>Kiwi is adding practice squad scrimmages to his trophy case
This Ravens season must've really mindbroke you.

>queefies are on poppers tonight
Sigh...

patty cuckitini

Even this injured defense Lions team is an improvement over the one that beat the Chiefs back when the Chiefs were sb contenders. The Lions just gotta out score the refs and this will be an easy W

>>151298431
the bronco's super bowl

>>151298460
I haven't written a 5000 word essay about it so I can't be too plonked

>>151298437
>larger meaty
That booty is meaty, isn't it? Niggas get mesmerized by it and lose their train of thought.

>>151298460
Not as bad the mugging he experienced. IYKYK

>>151298465
Didn't they have like 9 defensive starters on IR at one point last year? Hard to be worse than that

>>151298173
Yeah we all know it's over

>>151297980
How did they know how to win those games last year where the other team missed a field goal at the end of the game that would have given them the W?

Deep down chiefs fans know it's over

>>151298557
>You only won because the other team couldn't execute when it mattered!
I will humbly admit that this happened.

>>151298213
AFCS is the only division with two 4-1 teams.

>>151298173
I hate how he says Mahomes is still the best qb. Or how people feel the need to preface talking about the Chiefs decline with “but Mahomes is still great”. There was literally a report recently showing the refs had been favoring the Chiefs and Mahomes for years and now that they’re not (which could also change).

>>151298444
who gives a fuck? some random beat reporter isnt going to know that

>>151298438
I know you're trying to false flag as a chiefs fan but can you at least make it more believable?

reminder: only other (gay) men are impressed by your backflips, skattebo

>>151298661
Just based off statistics you should never assume his dad is around at the very least.

>>151298660
Mahomes is arguably still the best QB in the league (top 5 at worst) he's just saddled with weak offensive talent and a middling defense.

DVOA? Na, I'm more interested in DOVK (Dov Kleiman)

hating on Skatterbug is a sign of low t or being an eagles fan, well those are the same thing really

>>151298747
KEK

>>151298661
He covers the Panthers and wrote an article specifically about Legette's background and that he lost his parents

>Chiefs have the same record as the Panthers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151298750
>best QB in the league

>2-3

They just need one more tackle to turn the tide

>>151298734
As socially awkward and weak his game is she is equally as retarded here.

Feels so fucking good knowing neither of these two are ever going to be scared of the Eagles.

Problem?

I'm actually open to trading AJ now. It's time to rebuild and might as well cash in on AJ and get a 1st and more.

fucking weirdo

they seethin
they maldin

Imagine going in for heart surgery you see your surgeon doing this out in the parking lot

>Oooohhhmmm
>I do this before each surgery because I have anxiety haha
>Oooohhhmmm
>I'm all about mental health awareness you know

Yeah I'm getting the FUCK outa there.
What were the Vikings thinking?

>>151298865
Neither did kickers for a bit

>>151298881
good thing he's a football player and not a heart surgeon

>>151298881
keeeeeeeek funniest shit ive ever seen

What will the NFL look like in 50 years?

Chiefs are going through the same problem the Patriots went through in 2014 look how that ended :)

>>151298734
I'm straight and I think backflips are cool.

Gronk is mad Skattebo is going to take his place as the NFL madlad

>>151298954
>comparing Mutthomo to our lord and savior, Tom Brady
Fuck off.

There is a VERY powerful flu epidemic going around in this thread

>>151298954
The Chiefs are not the Patriots.

Mclaurin and a 2nd for AJ Brown, who says no?

>>151298708
You are actually fucking pathetic with how much you're seething. It's not that serious if your team is shit compared to the Chiefs. You don't have to cope this hard.

At what point do Burrow's constant injuries weigh against the case that he's a great QB? Are you really a great QB if you're constantly on IR?

>>151298998
>and a second
Kek maybe FOR a second. >we don't need the WR help and certainly not a locker room cancer

>>151297173
we've seen it at least a dozen times already, you only have about 10

>>151298967
>I'm straight

wrong

>>151299007
Who's saying he's a great qb?

>>151298998
McLaurin and a 1st, and you got a deal.

this dude isn't well in the head...

you’re talking about football when there’s a thrilling baseball game on. do better

>>151299051
why not both?

>>151299033
Oh, do I?

>>151299051
for me, it's the UNT-USF game

>>151298796
so he forgot, these guys have to churn out a bunch of shitty articles about players constantly. who cares?

>>151298921
You trust this guy to perform surgery on you? No right?
Then why would you trust him as your QB?

>>151299051
>Boreball
I guess I won't have to take a sleeping pill tonight

>>151298998
What do the Commanders get out of this?

>>151299070
>jokes on you, I have 11
KEKINI

>>151298971
Gronk pretends to be a retarded dude bro.
Skattebo is the real deal.

>>151299051
if the mariners lose I will go post kwab in their thread

>>151298971
Gronk had a 10 year career and won multiple Super Bowls. Skattebo is going to be out of the league by year 3.

i want a slag gf so bad

>>151299004
The statmutt doesn't like black chicks. He doesn't like girls at all. Only cares about stats.

>>151299007
Depends on how you feel about Andrew Luck

guys

Gaylin Squirts

get it LMAO because he's a zesty ass gay nigga and he squirts when being penetrated from behind by BWC (he's a bottom, of course!) LOL

*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*
>Hnnnggg... D-Dem...
*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*
>GRAHHH GOD DAMN DEM BOYS AHHHHHHHHH
*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*

>>151299244
KEK

>>151299200
I've already said that I'm not the statmutt multiple times. How many times do I have to tell you dumbasses that? I like big black asses, deal with it.

>>151299051
I am watching the game

>>151299244
Lmao

>>151299244
least homosexual cowboys fan

>>151299273
You're not the either Chiefs fan either. Your accent is a little off

>>151299273
thats too much ass, my average dick wouldnt even reach the sweet spot

sex with jaxon dart's hot mom

>>151299312
Believe it or not, there can be more than two Chiefs fans despite what your autistic ass thinks. Imagine being this concerned about what random people post online.

>>151299317
It actually can and quite easily.

>>151299172
hes been playing that way since high school

you are a pussy boi fgt

>>151299103
younger, healthier, better contract situation. Love Terry but AJ Brown has been a top 5 wideout playing with trash QBs his entire career, you really don't wanna see what he can do with Jayden Daniels?

On the other hand I'm not sure we can afford to trade any more picks, I said we'd be getting younger but if we're trading a 2nd round pick we're not actually doing that. Maybe something like a pick swap and coleman or newton instead.

>>151299330
>hot
yes, her face does look like melted wax now that you mention it

>>151298581
Know that losing is over? I agree, it's time for a nice win streak.

Single-serve strawberry cheesecake from 7-eleven? Bomb as fuck. Single-serve marshmallow marble cake from 7-eleven? Bomb as fuck.

...

Football.

What does Travis Kelce have to do to be remembered as the best TE ever?

>>151299330
mommas boys who are also chads is the highest test possible.
Its a fine line however because you could easily be a gayleb style mommas boy and thats pathetic

>>151299363
Washington already has one of the best WR rooms in the league and there is no reason to trade a great home grown WR for a great locker room cancer WR. I'd trade Terry for Brown if the Eagles were giving draft picks

statistically, daniel jones is the best colts QB of all time

>>151299376
You're big gay

>>151299353
Shut up and keep posting those black queens pls

>>151299330
I don't get her hype.

>>151299051
>hit a solo home run strikeout or walk
>exciting

>>151299403
If he kills Taylor Swift in a CTE fueled rage he will be number one.

>>151299252
Why do cowboy fans do this stuff?

>>151299112
>being this obsessed with my webm folder
kek

>>151299440
I'm trying to resist the urge to urgue

>>151299435
gay for attractive women in their 20s

>>151299172
Unless he gets traded by the Giants to a good team

>>151299477
it's insanely boring since none of the hitters know how to hit and just launch angle monkey everything because the fences are 50 feet too short

mina

my queen

>>151299403
He’s not even the best TE ever in his own franchise

>>151299540
cute
>>151299556
whore

Oh I guess it's /nfl/ waifu hours now

>>151299540
Whore
>>151299556
Sexy

I want to fuck a black girl

>>151299420
>Washington already has one of the best WR rooms in the league
we were literally playing 2 practice squad guys, did you not notice our best deep threat was fucking Luke McAffrey? Maybe it is an overreaction to Mclaurin and Brown being injured but idk, I feel like one of the only ways we get fucked is Mclaurin is just never the same player again and we're still paying him 30 mil a year for 3 years.

I don't think Brown will be a problem in our locker room but even if he is, he might make some snarky remarks but he's still gonna go out there and ball.

>>151299625
Have fun getting AIDS.

>>151299464
weird concession :^)

>>151299625
hmmmm tell us more

>>151299656
No, I will not make out with you.

>>151299084
surgery and football are two different things

Lamar Jackson quit on his team.

>>151299688
go chiefs!

>>151299540
Analyst
>>151299556
Analist

>>151299674
the person who wrong this really doesn't understand how the meme goes or that Andrew Yang is like 4th generation and so they all talk like white people

>>151299729
succinct

>>151299753
I don't think they give a shit

>>151299527
That’s every MLB game. They really gotta creatively come up with some changes to try and increase scoring. It’s become incredibly more boring.

EW WTF WAS THAT

>>151299674
Me on the right

>>151299729
Typical black.

>>151299740
this

>>151299797
Wrong thread, dummy, but yeah, she was hideous.

>>151299674
Low hanging fruit from an ass blasted shEagle

>>151299639
>did you not notice our best deep threat was fucking Luke McAffrey
Did you not notice how well it worked? McAffrey has been great even when getting passes from Mariota. He's actually been a great replacement for Terry while he's been injured. And Deebo would be WR1 on most of the teams in the League. The passing game was amazing last week even with >our WR1 and WR2 out. >We have no real need at WR, and certainly not enough of a need to give up draft capital

>>151299878
>doesn't even know his name, or family legacy
kys.

>>151299878
Daniels literally had to throw like 8 balls away and scramble another 5 times because no one was open. How is that amazing?

What are some documentaries about the history of football

I unironically want to learn about the history of this great sport

>>151299878
>And Deebo would be WR1 on most of the teams in the League
No the fuck he wouldn't? He's a lot better this year but there's a reason why he went for a 5th round pick

>>151299878
Deebo wasn't even WR1 on the 49ers.

Why did the Browns get Joe Flacco

>>151300116
i don't know sorry

>>151300016
any john madden ones

>>151299674
I was really embarriced

>>151299962
Just watch the game dude. Daniels struggled in the 1st because he was getting back in the swing of things, but once the 2nd started, the offense was doing great. You're trying to tell me Washington has a need at WR when I'm watching the pass game hum along even without it's WR1 and WR 2

>>151297728
who is the original wrestler that was in front of undertaker in this photo?

>>151300445
AJ Styles

>>151300460
I don't know who that is.
t. stopped watching in 2006. Who is he in the attitude era?

>>151300445
Ryback

>>151300445
Nia Jax

>>151300499
He was in TNA back then

>>151300445
john cena

>>151299794
Guys on second in a favorable count with no outs in extra innings hacking for the fences

>>151300550
not what i asked, who is his comparative

>>151300584
Shawn Michaels but Styles wasn't a dick

>>151296986
Lol, Tom Brady is white. Those idiots got the title wrong.

Goodnight /nfl/

>>151300681
Shawn was based.

I feel bad for Russ. Sure, he’s not the best QB in the league but to be booed off the field by your own fans has to be so demoralizing. The guy has 0 controversies outside the league, seems like a genuine person, and there was once a time where he ruled the league… I realize times aren’t the same but Russ has got to be one of the most over-hated and disrespected players in the league at this point, it’s honestly upsetting to see

>>151300805
fans can be fickle

>>151300805
he's a literal cuck you retard

>>151300893
Wait do Faders season tickets really cost $225

>>151300805
>feeling one even momentary glimmer of empathy for guys who make tens of millions to play a kid’s game for 17 days a year

>>151300805
>Sure, he’s not the best QB in the league but to be booed off the field by your own fans has to be so demoralizing
Imagine how demoralizing it is to be a fan of a team with him at the helm
>seems like a genuine person
all of his former teammates and media reporting say the exact opposite of this
>there was once a time where he ruled the league
This never happened. He played in the NFL against prime Manning, Brady, Brees, Rapistburger, Rodgers. He was always a tier two guy with the likes of Rivers, Eli, and Romo
>I realize times aren’t the same but Russ has got to be one of the most over-hated and disrespected players in the league
Hes rated properly

American gridiron

>>151300805
Let’s ride

Also fuck Russ as a niners fan I’m just lmaoing

>>151300978
10 years ago, yeah

>>151300805
Just convert the 3rd & 9, Russ.

>>151300805
They hated Anon for being human

I love my Chiefs so much.

>>151301018
>all of his former teammates
Who besides Sherman said that?

>>151301132
Golden Tate, Marshawn Lynch, Earl Thomas, Bobby Wagner, Pete Carroll.

>>151301197
I'm going to need a source on those last 5

>>151301132
Marshawn lynch, and other members of the legion of boom. Tons of former broncos players wanted to literally murder him on the sidelines multiple times and his former head coach Sean Payton seethed at how much of a phony he was.

>>151301246
To be fair Sean Payton is hax too. I don't remember Lynch talking about Wilson either because Lynch never did interviews

>>151301132
It's simple. This world is disgusting and putrid and everyone and everything that lives on it are all scum and all deserve to die. I hate this entire world and every single thing that resides in it including you and myself. I hope the entire planet is destroyed along with all life on it. Every waking second of life is pure misery. Back when I was young and naive I was more optimistic and hopeful for my future. Even though my parents were horribly abusive mentally ill drug addicts and every moment of my life was pure misery and suffering and sadness and loneliness I still had hope that I would have a good life and would have a good future. Everyday I lost more and more hope until eventually I grew up and no longer had any hope in fact all I had left where pure hatred and disdain for this world and everything on it. I no longer wish good will upon people I in fact wish for them to suffer. I want to inflict my pain and suffering upon all of you scum. Inflicting pain upon others is the only thing that makes me feel anything anymore. My body has been so numbed from all the pain I no longer feel anything. The worst was the loneliness. Just wanting someone anyone to talk to just a friend or a girlfriend or anyone but I never have had anyone. I've always been alone. I actually prefer it this way now. Being around other people makes me sick and angry. I want to hurt them and inflict pain and suffering on them so they can feel what I feel. I honestly don't know why I don't just kill myself. Maybe I'm just too much of a coward or maybe I just don't care. Life is pointless and I hate everything.

>>151301197
all faggots, btw.
>his former head coach Sean Payton
wait, what?

>>151301293
>I don't remember Lynch talking about Wilson either because Lynch never did interviews
The fuck are you talking about?
https://youtu.be/XPRnOI9gmt8?si=oAb-ZiObAeDZ94J7

>>151301344
Tl;dr

>>151301344
not long enough, read every word.

What’s sex like with nigger ladies

>>151301037
I too enjoyed memeing on LET’S RIDE

>>151301445
4 minutes of fun with 3 weeks of pissing razors.

>>151301344
It's my fiesta

>>151301344
Happiest Jets fan

>>151301445
Hey man you shouldn’t say that.

Hearing players shit talk each other makes me sad. I like to think they're all friends who get along great

>>151300805
New York fans are notoriously ruthless and Russell Wilson didn't play for them in his prime. They owe him nothing.

>>151301344
>I want to hurt them and inflict pain and suffering on them
get this man some shoulder pads and a helmet

>>151301468
very accurate. opened up yeast infections smell amazing

good morning frens, rise and shine! It's 6:55am and 36 hours from now it's football time again! sundays are the best but i hope your saturday will be nice too!

>>151301538
youre the worst kind of faggot.

players should have a seething hatred of each other. nothing gayer than seeing two opposing players laughing and joking and appearing on each others podcast during the season

Dredd fucking Mina kimes

REMINDER

>>151301633
good morning finKING i'm looking forward to watching some stress free ball while OUR vikies get some much needed rest

>>151301822
Ooga Booga is pretty elite

>>151301828
exactly my fren we are gonna be comfy through aaaaaallllllll of sunday and secretly cheer when division rivals take some L's hehe in other words GO BENGALS FRENS and GO CHIEFS FRENS!

*clap* *clap* we dem boyz! *clap* *clap*

>>151301822
I thought that honor went to Josh Allen

>packtard woke up from his fentanyl coma
Take another hit, sheep-shagger.

>>151302050
The state of Minnesota needs more testosterone.

>>151301714
>player should heckin hate each other because they play a recess game
lmao they're laughing it up while raking in millions

>>151300805
I feel bad for him. He used to go to the children's hospital in seattle every week, even before he was a starter. You can discredit him all you want but Seattle was in qb Hell for decades (outside of hasselbeck) and he changed them. He got them a superbowl and led them to another. He is a nice guy who just tries to stay positive and I think he's been unfairly malaligned while guys like Antonio Brown are considered 'cool' and 'misunderstood' even though they are certified pieces of shit

>>151301976
very on board with our divisional rivals losing but also fuck the chiefs, despite that hoping for a very comfy weekend for you

>>151302265
Kek I got bored of him weeks ago. Guess he's still traumatized and thinks everyone is me.

>>151302277
>Seattle was in qb Hell for decades (outside of hasselbeck)
Zoomer doesnt even know who Jon Kitna is

>>151301538
these are the kind of people that say this same shit to their friends though

>>151301538
What kind of gay ass lala land do you live in

>>151302289
yes it feels kind of dirty to say that but it's the lesser of two evils fren...

>>151301646
>Gaydolf Shitler
Massive choker and a fraud

>>151302265
Correct.

all the webm posters are my heroes
thank you da flu poster and future hofer poster

>thanking yourself because every else hates you
biggest cringe yet

>>151302146
>me playing madden and I'm about to win

>>151302598
>>151302595
>t-thanking yourself
kwapacktard

>>151302598
i like the webm posters that aren't those two specific anons

>>151302692
now this is based

>>151300805
Why do the LOB members and Marshawn Lynch hate him again? Richard Sherman openly on broadcast said "yeah he's a bum that got carried by an elite defense (which I was a part of btw)"

>>151302886
he was given preferential treatment by pete carroll and reportedly wasn't a very good teammate

>>151302886
They blame him for losing SBXLIX, even though they'd just given up the lead to Brady two minutes prior. Nobody ever talks about Russ making some wild throws to get to the goal line in the first place. I don't think there was ever a quarterback that would've anticipated Butler jumping that route.

>>151302886

espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34531802/inside-russell-wilson-seattle-seahawks-drama-led-denver-broncos-trade

>>151303000
I would have. I would have also handed it off and told Pete to suck my fucking cock for crying about my audible that just won us another Owl.

>>151303000
I love how the Eagles passing from the 1 against New England is GENIUS but Seattle does it and it's the worst call ever

you're now aware all the seethe is caused because he's a massive racist

>>151302496
just googled it and realized they're playing the lions, nvm i want them to beat the lions go chiefs

>>151303000
>Nobody ever talks about Russ making some wild throws to get to the goal line in the first place. I don't think there was ever a quarterback that would've anticipated Butler jumping that route.
one of the worst parts of that Butler int is now nobody remembers that absolutely retarded circus catch Kearse made to put them in scoring position

>>151297488
is this santonio holmes?

>>151300016
https://youtube.com/@collegefootballhistory?si=kiykZYfGafI49yId

>>151298946
I'm taking ISIS at +14.5 btw

>>151303479
Smart the final score was 9-11

>>151303479
Bro you are so fucking dumb. They just lost their QB with a career ending suicide bombing

>>151303227
NBC wasted absolutely zero fucking time showing Tyree and Manningham. The whole media couldn't wait to show those clips and make their defakegate puns.

>>151303529
>>151303614
Prime Bin Laden was untouchable. These young kids have no idea how you're supposed to play jihadist.

>>151301344
Based desu

>>151303663
Leagues gone soft desu

>>151303347
biggest cringe yet

>>151303663
>CIA signs OBL to a big contract in the 80s
>let him go because of some argument
>he comes back and blows them out on their own turf
They never recovered.

F U C K
my 25 year roof just expired. i know this because my beloved daughter, light of my life, reason i arise in the morning turned 25 and the roof was officially finished on the same day she was born. i know this because my horrible shrew wife still brings up the fact that i was at home while she was giving birth in the hospital.
1. like i want to see the ultimate consequences of all the loads i had to blow in you before one took
2. the roofing crew was 80% niggers, like im leaving the house.
bitch.
i need a new roof now. fuck thats going to be fucking expensive. its just gluing tarpaper to a flat surface and not falling off.
my nigger life and fuck my nigger wife
anyway go cowsois

>>151304084
Based pooh poster

Recycle

>>151296797
>>151296797
>>151296797

>>151303989
>c-cringe
cry more, faggot.

>>151304084
Nice

>>151298173
Based Carton enjoyed, I love him and boomer in the mornings when I lived in NY back in the days