Thread 151296797

Webm Derangement Syndrome Edition

>>151296797 (OP)
This webm is illegal. Delete it immediately!

>>151296797 (OP)
This is the weekend the Packers take back the NFC North and never look back.

>>151296797 (OP)
For your own health, please let anyone else start /nfl/ threads.

Nooo you cain't post those webms!

is there a bigger riches to rags talent story than mahomes? it’s almost sad to watch. kelce died too, chris jones mailing it in, wow

>>151296846
kind of early to make those assertions tbqh, Mahomes is playing better than he has in years.

>>151296797 (OP)
>>151296816
Nice to see that my underdog chiefs still live rent free in the heads of flyovers everywhere.

>>151296840
K
W
A
B

Lamar Jackson quit on his team.

Niners 6-0

>>151301620
No that's tom brady

AHHHHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My Baltimore Ravens are HOT GARBAGE

>>151304210
Im starting to really hate how this nigga looks

no world series for detoilet this year

Emeka Egg Big Boo

>>151304249
he's elite

>JAXSON!
>DONT GO IN THAT TENT!
>JAXSOOOOOOOOOON!

Take off your racist biases and think about it from a QB qualification and pre-requisite standpoint.

When you do that this list becomes bulletproof.

>>151296826
maybe Micah will get a real sack this week

>>151296797 (OP)
Why did the Chiefs never win anything with Trent Green, that Godly offensive line, Tony Gonzalez, and Priest Holmes/Larry Johnson?

>>151304371
TB12 was too busy dabbing on their bussies.

>>151304326
Pasty, white, demonic talons clicked and posted this.

>>151304326
3 weeks ago

>>151304371
No tay tay

i too think the chiefs and the eagles will be okay, and are still playoff bound with legit super bowl aspirations

>>151304415
*pasty, white, demonic talons offer you a high five*

>>151304326
did you just rank QBs by skin color

>>151304326
i will tolerate zero darkeyes in S or A

today I will remind them

>>151304326
Dak is a mutt. He goes in D

>>151304684
So weird seeing a black man calling a white boy pretty

>>151304716
blacks males are going through a very pervasive zest revolution right now.

>>151304669
Problem?

>>151304734
SHES DRIVING ME OUTTA MY MINDDDD THAT'S WHY IT'S HARD FOR ME TO FIND

what are you anons up to tonight? i'm watching some kino from the days when my team won championships

We coming for that ass, Baltimore.

>>151304734
they're friends with Dorothy

Ok my tigers went home on a heartbreaker. What did I miss tonight

>>151304978
I don't even follow baseball but I tune in during the playoffs. GG double cat bro.

kwab

hope anus lips peyton gets shanked by some "immigrant" this weekend.

#notmyhalftimeshow

>>151304995
Gg. Game was gut wrenching after wasting 5 hours watching that.

>>151305015
(((dov)))
Yawn.

>>151305028
post on your real account coward

Yeah goff is better. We know

>>151305050
Mahomes has scored 30+ once and it was against the worst defense in the league

Chiefs fans are spamming extra hard because Thursday night obliterated every Mahomes excuse in the book. Mahomes had no excuse not to score 25+

yjk

>>151305121
They don't seem like each other's type though

Is he the most guaranteed lock for the Olympic team?

>>151305141
Every woman like black cock apparently in 2025

i kinda want to find out what it's like to kiss a boy

>>151305141
cope

>>151305159
>woman
>mina
try again

>>151305146
As a Jags fan, with what I consider to have been reasonable expectations for year 1, Travis has exceeded them so far. He got called for an extremely dubious DPI on what would have been a game winning pass defense. He made a circus catch Monday night and has shown great elusiveness with the ball. This was a big risk and was always going to take a lot of time to pay off (assuming it ever does). So far so good honestly. I was expecting him to have given up some easy td on defense, or to play too small on offense at least a few times already this season but so far I think he's held his own. It's worth noting this guy is 22. He's going to put some weight on in the next few years.

>>151305159
is this what it's like getting your worldview from indians and jews on 4chan?

>>151305175
focus on the panthers, dak.

*yawn*

sex with jaxon dart's hot mom

>(((jery jones))) makes gesture towards fanbase that roots for a team that has done more in the past 15 years than the team he's invested BILLIONS into the past 35 years.
kwab

>>151305205
*kicks her really hard in her anti-White racist cunt of a soon-to-be-barren womb* kek, nothing personal.

>>151305217
>the team he's invested BILLIONS into the past 35 years.
retard do you know how much he's fucking made off that team?

Giants just need cold white TE or WR so they can become official aryan KKK chud team.

>>151305232
I don't care. Faggot. Him and his faggot grandson could die tomorrow and only .00000000002% of the world would pretend to care for 4 hours and then not give a shit the rest of their lives.

>d-don't you know how much (((money))) he is worth????? reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
kwacowsoi.

>>151305237
yeah i'd laugh if the retard dropped dead, too. not as much as i'd laugh as if he keeps the cowboys in mediocrity for another decade, but it'd still be funny
you still worded your post as if jerry spends his hard earned money on the Basedboys and gets nothing in return

>>151305249
Keep sucking jerruh's cock, retard. I'm sure he'd LOVE to take a personal interest in a worm like you.

>>151305255
are you illiterate? i hate the cowboys you stupid fuck

>>151305249
>yeah....but
kill yourself.

>>151305257
>yeah, but
>re-retard
kys

>>151305261
go to sleep bitch you're clearly not utilizing your few IQ points to their full potential

>>151305275
>r-retard!
>comes to (((jerry's))) aid and then disowns him 2 minutes late
kys

>>151305280
how mentally stunted do you have to be to think i was defending Jerry in any way in that post? this discussion would apply to every fucking owner. they aren't "investing billions", they're making billions. and most of them would be skinned alive if there were any justice in this world

>>151305286
>still rambling on about jerruh's cock
kys

>NO! i don't suck jerruh cock! i said I don't like them! i suck retard le-go-for-it man's cock and goof bussy all season
kek.

>>151305303
>they would be two time super bowl champions if they didn’t get egregiously cheated out of both

>>151305303
neat who many Lombardis did they win?

>>151305336
I don't like blaming refball. The only formula for small market teams to win is to just get so good you force your way to a championship and take the league hostage. I've accepted that. More like I've been forced to accept that.
>>151305344
None. (yet ;) )

>>151305205
She needs to get naked

>>151305383
she does. just not for you

>>151305387
I mean for the internet. She needs to take her clothes off so we can fap and move on

>>151305335
>>151305286
I want you to know that I did not read any of these posts

>>151305205
i get that every fren likes different things but why do so many of you american frens are obsessed with this lady?

Penis Jr.

>>151305336
I want to add, if I'm going to dump Jags trauma, that the Chad Henne 99 yd td drive when Mahomes tweaked his ankle in the '22 divisional was the actual most devastating moment of my Jags fandom. I don't see it mentioned often. People always talk about "Myles Jack wasn't down" and while yes, that sucked, the Jags were still up 10 in the 4th quarter. The Henne drive was so much more drawn out and demoralizing by comparison. I drove two hours to my dad's house in The Villages so we could watch that game together. Anyway go Jags.

If Trump issued an EO requiring Mina Kimes to immediately strip naked in the vicinity of a camera crew, he would go down as the GOAT president

>>151305454
This but Cynthia Frelund

>i didn't read, but i sure as fuck replied
kek

>heh, if I reply to someone but don't link to their post, it means I won

:/

My Wions

Russ doesn't deserve the disrespect 2bh. Kinda feel bad for the guy.

>>151305533
He's bad at football. If he didn't want to be judged for that he could've retired.

>>151305174
Typo, genius. But anyways, whenever I go outside all I see is women of different backgrounds with black men. 4chan “shaping” my view has nothing to do with this

I find it hot that Mina can still get pregnant

>>151305461
She would be forced to wear a vibrating butt plug on set. The remote would be raffled off on a weekly basis, and disabled at the end of the week to ensure fair play

Looks like another week of everyone underestimating my ninies, Mac Jones will prove himself to be the superior white QB over Baker Shartfield

>>151305594
Mac Jones is unadulterated dogshit. I saw him lose to Tommy DeVito in person

>>151305599
team sport, retard. mac doesn't play defense

>>151305303
They have been to three

>>151305632
The defense held his opponent to 10 points. You are the retard.

Ravensbros…

Every Niners QB since 2013 has been a bus rider

>>151305662
Hey, they can draft Lamar's replacement.

>>151305662
Sad!

>>151305633
I know, but their first appearance was the same year of the Cowboys last appearance. I was trying to emphasize just how pathetic the Cowboys playoff record has been since that year.

>>151305662
Dude, relax. They'll definitely end up with the second pick by the end of the season.

>>151305671
If you, as GM of the Super Bowl hopeful Ravens, spend a rare top 5 pick on a QB with your future HOFer in his prime, you would rightfully be shot in the head next time you showed your face in public

>>151305685
>Super Bowl hopeful Ravens
Yeah, not after this season, buddy. Just trade Lamar to the Browns or Jets or something and do a full rebuild with a new coach.

>>151305682
Decent chance they have it tomorrow

>>151305685
>HOFer in his prime
Can't wait until he retires, ringless, and gets a pity/DEI statue.

>>151305678
Cowboys last appearance was 1995. The Jags first appearance was 1996.

>>151305698
>mfw 50% more right than I already was

>>151299010
Many such cases

how many TDs and yards is stat padscott gonna go for against the panthers

Fun fact: No QB has ever thrown 8 touchdowns in an NFL game — 7 remains the all-time record.


Most recent: Drew Brees in 2015 (7 TDs vs Giants).

throw 8 bussydowns

Stop with the "boo hoo I feel bad for Russ" bullshit. He's made in excess of 300 million dollars in his career and has a ring. And at the same time he's bought into his own hype and thought he was the Messiah the whole time. He deserved to be booed off that field. That pass was abhorrent. He is beyond washed.

>>151305840
>tfw Flaccie would never be booed like that

What team do they support?

>>151305799
Peyton and Foles are the other two who share the record right?

1-16
Cam Ward will feast

>>151305909
You’ve got this one

>>151305909
Can you free my nigga Brock?

>>151305866
niners

>>151305866
Chiefs 100%

damn is kelce really that hung...?

>>151305866
they're from NC so I'd guess the Panthers

>>151305982
how the fuck would we know, fuck tard?

>>151305992
you can generally tell just by the way a guy carries himself. I'm getting massive BDE vibes from Kelce.

today has been a good day, just came back from centrum but had dropped my wallet earlier this morning, some random dude just called me and took time to drive few kilometers to deliver my wallet to me. he tried to refuse 50 euros for a reward but i insisted. there are frens everywhere, keep your eyes open frens!

>>151305015
JLBC

>>151305453
Wait so Browns and Jags got dicked by Chad Henne, maybe he did earn that superbowl

>>151306069
Was it Lauri Markannen?

Football today?

Nope.

>>151305866
why does he get a femboy gf who can cook while I'm stuck jerking off and microwaving my food?

>>151306173
there are 2 college games today that might be tolerable

>>151306231
College football is for morons who don't know ball.

>>151305982
It's over for us average bros...

>>151306163
hmm not this time!

>>151306231
>>151306234
i met a nice gators fan here and i made this for him, i create custom fren logos for some nice fren fanbases

>>151306234
>t. Soft R E D A C T E D

>>151306234
/cfb/ gave birth to the 2nd best meme on this board in Coach Primate (/nfl/ is #1 with >black qbs)

>>151305866
Falcons. Atlanta is like the san francisco for black fags

>>151305891
Sid Luckman
Y.A Tittle
George Blanda
Joe Kapp
Peyton Manning
Nick Foles

How the fuck did Hurts get a big contract that retarded nigger is high school tier and has had the luxury to play behind an elite oline since he has been in the league. He is fucking dog shit lmao. I only see nogs defend him btw. If you had baker or goff or even fucking purdy or Stroud behind that line they would go back to back to back.

>diddy singing happy birthday to saquon

sus af

>>151306368
is fireball good? i see it everywhere but never tried it

>>151306380
Lmao fuck no

>>151306380
it's a meme, no one drinks it but students who want to chug down a meme shot...

>>151306380
its alright. though I say watch how many you drink

>>151306380
it's southern comfort with less than half the alcohol but tastes spicier

This gap between tnf and sunday feels like forever

>>151306407
29 hours and 19 minutes to go!!!

>>151306394
It's only like 2 percent lower than regular soco

>>151306417
25 hours and 45 minutes

>>151305392
One of the few on ESPN and Lebron channel I don't dislike desu

>>151306437
i am counting redzone fren :)

I got banned 1 month but now i am back just in time to see my Eagles implode

>>151306452
Hyvää päivää ystävä <(^-------------^)>

>>151306462
hyvää päivää kaveri, toivottavasti sullakin on ollut oikeen mukava ja leppoisa lauantai näi tällee viikonlopun kunniaksi ^___^

>>151306455
1 month!?

>>151306366
Howie doesn’t make mistakes. It’s whoever picked the new OC’s fault. Also the guy that signed Adoree Jackson deserves some of the blame.

>people say travis hunter can’t play both sides
>he does it relatively easy and has his best overall game against the best team he’s played so far
lmao

>>151306510
travis is a very feelgood dude

>>151306467
Hopefully I say this right se alkaa pian toimia kirkossani :3

>>151306480
Yes. I lost all my trust on this site

>>151296797 (OP)
It seems like the consensus nickname for Drake Maye is the Mayeflower. Based or cringe?

>>151306510
I wonder what he’s hiding because his personality is like a serial killer on their best behavior

It’s either that or he’s autistic

It may be a small chance..... but there IS a chance Luke Altmyer does the unthinkable and my Fighting Illini upset Ohio State today

>>151306519
>se alkaa pian toimia kirkossani
>it's soon beginning to work in my church
the what now

>>151306510
>"You don't know ball!"
KWAB

>>151306541
I'm a Marylander, s'long as penn state stays losing against any actual teams and ncaa stops interference nonsense with rules made up on the spot - Michigan, also of course the Service teams i'm good. ^-^

>>151306498
Whoever made that decision dropped the ball hard. Dude is fucking average

>>151306528
I think he's a kinesthic savant. Some people randy moss,ohtani, wilt, vick
Some Are just that way

>>151306541
i hope bert's boys can get it done

>>151306543
lol. I tried to say was going to work in my church soon but still waking up

>>151306574
close enough fren :)

>>151306573
As long as Hank Beatty doesn't get injured and the O line doesn't shit the bed there is a chance. If the O line shits the bed or Beatty leaves the game it's over

>>151298975
Afribois seething at wigga dominance

>>151306510
He can indeed play both sides of the ball equally well. He is the black Ohtanni.

Oneway cucks BTFO

>>151306419
so it's 33% alcohol but the ones I saw in the gas station are the malt version and are 16.5% alcohol

>Jaxson Dart is Mormon
Redpill me on this meme religion please

>>151306380
Jiminy crickets, you don't even have a club in your hand!

>>151306654
bigamists banished to utah

>>151306654
complete fabricated bullshit, moreso than most religions. kindof cultlike and difficulty to leave but the true believers seem pretty happy and fulfilled

>>151298975
shame they're going to be suspended for blatantly violating concussion protocol

>>151306666
Checked
>>151306679
His parents look rich. Maybe its just a networking cult like Judaism

>>151306679
Much like I do Protestants and others I still pray for them desu

>>151306679
>MORMONS BAD I SAW A SOUTH PARK

which team would she be a starter for the o-line?

>>151306760
chargers

>>151306760
niners could use her

>>151306760
The Arizona Cardinals because I love big fat massive milkers even if theyre on a fat chick.

>>151306760
Bengals

>>151306654
They are chill people

i respect the hustle

>>151306523
Gay>>151306654
Saviours of the white race unironically

>>151306523
extremely gay
i like it

>>151306889
Women are inherently manipulative. The wise man never expects less

KAY, YOU FUCKING WHORE

>>151305662
Imagine being 1-4 and barely having a top 5 pick

>>151306584
yeah beatty has been a stud so far, i think the defense is gonna get gaped unfortunately

>>151304286
>doesn't get fined for violating the protocol
This is New York.

>>151306990
Kinda based ngl

>>151306990
I owe her sexo

>>151306990
god damn the jaguars are so fucking based
if only they could get rid of tony kwaboty

>>151306990
Sure its le heckin ure and funny when he does it but when I do it the bitch starts screaming and I get every asshole in the bar fucking with me acting like theyre fucking head cracked

>>151306990
you
just
know

The steelers are going 5-1

>>151306999
The Titans are 1-4 with the 7th

Nobody will ever convince me that Mike Alstott wasn't one of the best to ever do it and shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame

>>151307235
Even back then browns were still a meme lmao

berds

"Physicians could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this tent before. There could be physicians anywhere." The cool New Jersey wind felt good against his bald head. "I HATE PHYSICIANS" he thought. Back in the New York groove reverberated through the entire stadium, making it pulsate even as the overpriced Manhattan cocaine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of physicians after dark. "With a Jaxson Dart, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>151307235
sizzle reels can make any decent player look like a HoFer

Who was the best "gets you 3 yards every time" RB?

>>151307287
Frank Gore

>>151307283
Shut up faggot. His stats would have been so much more if Gruden hadn't come in and ruined his career by never giving him the ball.
Show me a reel like that for some other fringe HoF player then.

>>151307295
kek seethe bitch

>>151307291
His career average was 4.3

>>151307287
sanders

>>151307287
When he wasn't busy in elevators, ray rice. I still remember the 4th and 29 or something ran for a TD hey diddle diddle ray rice up the middle

>>151296797 (OP)
The Steelers can allow the funniest thing to happen Sunday... That being allowing Dillon Gabriel to throw for 3TD and 300yds in a win so I don't ever have to see Shedookie Primate play a game of professional football in my life...

>>151304234
He needs to grow a beard, and shave completely bald.

The Baltimore Ravens are 1-4

>>151304326
Lamar is better than everyone on this tier list.

>>151307399
I tried liking him at UCF then he did something stupid, meh. O.O

>>151304326
Lamar and Geno need to be a tier lower

ayo were claiming jaxon as one of ours (black QBs)

yall can have jordan love

>>151304326
Rattler belongs in SS, by your standards.

>>151307437
at quitting on the team

>>151304326
Skill doesn't matter until tier C I see.

>>151307399
Gabriel will get hurt and Sanders will come in winning the game causing a QB controversy

>>151307513
Nah
Flacco will come in and throw for 8 TDs

>>151307513
Gabriel will get hurt after playing great and Sanders will come in and get sacked for a loss of -150 yds by the end of the game.

>>151307528
>He doesn't know
Anon... sit down while I tell you this...

>>151307287
Kareem Hunt

the fuck is he doing?

>>151307278
Kek

>>151307568
preparing for his date with caleb

>>151307568
You wouldnt get it

which team picks him up after jerruh inevitably gives him the boot this offseason

>>151305671
This class looks like 2021. There’s a lot of names building hype but they all seem like stinkers

I do genuinely worry for Dart if he plays like that and his hc is gonna go into the blue fucking medical tent with him. He is gonna get Tua'd.

>>151307625
he's going to college. the gators might be retarded enough to hire him as their HC

>>151307625
Jets hire him to replace Aaron Glenn after losing to the Bills practice squad in week 18 where they become the 1st 0-17 team

you just know when/if the jets get their first win of the season Glenn is gonna be doing some goofy dance on the sideline again

>>151307718
the league is worse off without adam gase

I just turned on the TV and saw Urban Meyer. Remember when he was the Jaguars coach?

>>151307759
i didn't think he could hack it in the NFL, but I never thought he would be that awful on and off the field to not even make it to the end of his first season

>>151307718
Tua in the cold is a tough game to lose

>>151307740
It wont even take a win, getting a late game interception down by 2 scores will trigger it. He'll pull put the running man or the Harlem shake

>>151307820
Stoppage force, meet movable object

>>151307437
Lamar is probably done unless they can adjust to the new defensive strategy employed by the Lions and copied by the Chiefs that rendered him ineffective. Lamar can’t read the play, he takes one read and then he runs. He’s a one trick pony and they’ve figured out how to handle his trick.

>>151306251
this is a treasure finnbro
if youre ever in gainesville drinks at macs or balls are on me

>>151307273
Why is he wearing one of those Palestinian scarfs?

>>151307759
You just knew it was over when they brought in Tebow for tight end tryouts

>>151307740
>go 0-17
Whats he gonna do then?

>>151308038
get fired and rehired by the lions for an assistant role

>>151308022
nice! :DDDDD

>>151307813
*kicks you in the shin*

>>151308034
*slides a finger n2 ur butt*

lol shitter sanders

I've lived in Florida all my life and I've literally never met a Gators fan that actually went to UF.

>>151308166
and finna dere it be

>>151306889
Party is on, friends!
>>151306990
Respect women who appreciate the barbs. She has a thing for cat teams.

>>151306251
come join us in /cfb/ and watch some college football starts in 30 minutes

>>151308174
I would imagine most of the people you met from Florida never went to college, or even finished high school.

wtf is this flu bullshit and why are you people spamming it

>>151308205
It comes around every year about this time but this year the season started early

>>151308215
The other guy must be 7'3

>>151304326
>change the rules so you can't tackle the QB
>suddenly every QB is a le epic dynamic "DUAL THREAT" running QB
>suddenly there's an enormous influx of black QBs in the league
>merely a coincidence, goy, they're just better!
Remember when you had to be able to read routes/coverage, and deliver from the pocket?
Remember when leaving the pocket meant the defenders would fucking headhunt you?
What a coincidence that now every single QB must be able to run for 45 yards a game and scramble behind the LoS for 15 seconds or you're considered a bum.

>>151308215
>5’11
>6’

>>151308244
It's still funny to me that horsecollars are still legal on QBs if they're in the pocket.

>>151296826
What, did you sabotage the Lions private plane or something?

>>151308362
Watch any QB run into the middle of the field. The linebackers/safeties that move up to get him literally just stand there and anticipate the slide. Because they know that they can't press on him because if he's hit .000001 seconds into a slide, it's 15 yards, a fine, and possibly an ejection/suspension. They are absolutely terrified to tackle QBs. Quarterbacks play by a different set of rules and it's not up for debate. You can't
>hit them high
>hit them low
>hit them hard
>land on them after hitting them
>hit them .0001 seconds into a slide
>hit them .0001 seconds after they pass
>whip them around too hard
>touch their helmet with your pinky finger lightly
>hit them if they're running towards the sideline (they can still truck you if they want to though)
The problem is quarterbacks have all these protections with no concessions on their ability to move. They can pump fake, when they are protected as a passer. They can run towards the sideline, then cut up for an extra few yards because everyone has to hold up when they get outside the numbers. They can slide at any given millisecond, so they milk it down to the last quarter yard.
The league either needs to remove protections, or remove mobility. But they're going to do neither because the NFL wants more offense and more scoring, obviously. So they've made the game easier for quarterbacks and harder for everyone else.

I unironically rate Bill because he made a Sean McKay team score 3 points against him in an owl

>>151308437
>mckay
Stupid autocorrect

>>151308420
Yeah, and how many teams are playing their backups right now due to injury? Tua might be kill at any time. Joe Burrough gets hit more than a lot of running backs. Maye got wrecked last year.

>>151296826
Packers are frauds. A mix of misguided and inexperienced talent and un-talent. A QB who isn’t it. And a defense that with the addition of Parsons is only as good as the Cowboys defense without Parsons.

How can my Patriots rebuild themselves into a playoff contender within 5 years, and the Giants, Jets, Browns and Raiders cannot do it over decades?

If you remained a Browns fan after Baker got ran out of town you should qualify for mental disability. It will take another 20 years to find a decent QB. You only have one life.

>>151308472
Exactly. It's retarded and detrimental because a lot of QBs die due to being hit once or twice. They have these abundance of protections, that's not up for debate, and it results in weaker, more fragile QBs. And they think the solution is obviously MORE protections.
We unironically had less QB injuries when they had to deliver from the pocket and got absolutely trucked if they left it. That's why you have guys like Rodgers, Brady, Brees, Stafford, etc that have had ridiculous longevity. They play a style of ball that doesn't fuck them up. Also they came from a time where you could be hit, so they were toughened up by it.
These rules are created not to "protect the QB", since it's clear and objective fact that more protections = weaker QBs = more injuries. They're created to make offenses score more.

>>151307665
trye dogshit like hurts can earn 7 trillion dollars being highschool calibre

>>151308244
I don’t think it will last very long. This style of play is injury prone and will lead to shorter careers. Black qbs also can’t read the play or handle any pressure. Defenses will adjust

>>151308530
Escaping the Browns is like the pipe-crawl in the Shawshank Redemption.

>>151308472
They don't train in pads anymore that contributes to so e injuries

>>151308540
>and it results in weaker, more fragile QBs.
Anon, the league has bred a race of 340lb super-mutants who can sprint at a collegiate competition level, with modern strength training and supplements. These men could run over a specimen like yourself and literally kill you.

Back in the 60's they were getting hit by schlubs who worked in a meat-packing plant part time.

>>151308513
I’m sure they would say some line about being an organization that cares about winning, good drafting, good people, blah blah blah. The usual drivel that teams regurgitate when they just got very lucky. Some teams are run poorly, that’s true, but luck is still the biggest factor here

>>151308589
After Kraft took that dip in Mayo for a year to fulfill his DEI requirements for All Time, I felt they would always bounce back.

>>151308513
the giants will summarily heem you in all superbowls, now and forever
all you can do is tip your cap and call them your daddy

>>151308620
Every Superman has a Kryptonite, enjoy your free time in January, Luthor.

>>151308548
>defenses will adjust
It's still going to take more time, because the rules keep adding more and more protections that result in the defense's collective inability to effectively bring these fuckers down.
But fundamentally, the league will just keep pushing back whenever the defenses start to lock them down. If QBs start getting "solved", the league isn't going to just say "fuck it, back to the gunslinging pocket passer era", they're just going to make rules even worse.
>>151308588
>These men could run over a specimen like yourself and literally kill you.
Well duh, we're just normal fucks. We'd die out there. Don't see how this is relevant.
>back in the 60s
It's not even the 60s, you don't have to go that far back. You can go back 30 years, 20 years, 15 years, and it wasn't this bad. For fucks sake I remember watching the Jacked Up segments when I was younger.
With advancements in technology, sports medicine, conditioning, training, and of course the NFL simply being so much more lucrative it draws in the best and most genetically gifted talent, they're obviously stronger overall than they were in the leather helmet days, but we're seeing QBs drop like flies. Over the most mundane shit. Some of them getting non-contact injuries that sideline them for the entire season.
And on top of it all, you have turf causing God only knows how many injuries that could have been avoided.
I don't think QBs were genetically stronger in the 60s by any stretch of the imagination, but what I do know is that the only way to prepare for being hit is to be hit. You can't treat QBs as though it's a non-contact position and then be shocked when 1 or 2 hits destroys them.

>>151308551
I always thought of it more like the sniper scene from Full Metal Jacket

we lived to see giants fans being cocky on /nfl/

>>151308530
You now remember that Baker Mayfield, MVP candidate and top 5 qb, played for the Rams just two years ago. He played on four different teams in the span of 15 months.

>>151308513
is being 3-2 at week 5 after years of being in the gutter really "a playoff contender"? kek

>>151308709
>panthers had Baker Mayfield and Sam Darnold
>decided both of them are bums and Bryce Young is the future
>browns had baker
>ran him out of town as if he had the plague and now they're paying like 8 QBs right now
Absolute poverty franchises.

>>151308700
We are so back. White boy winter

>>151305594
Mac Jones is black

>>151308657
fact is mcdaniels better teach maye to work the middle of the field. if he can only make sideline passes, he will get exposed and won't be /theguy/.
plus your roster is pretty weak. giants have a better shot at winning their division in the next 2 years and you know it.

>>151308362
>pull a qb down by the back of his shoulder pads, potentially giving him a severe lower leg injury
:|
>accidentally graze the back of his helmet with your thumb when trying get past his left tackle
.>:O 15 yard penalty automatic 1st down

>>151308785
Feel bad for Nabers he will miss the giants resurgence

>>151308793
>giants have a better shot at winning their division in the next 2 years and you know it.
They will fuck it up somehow. Like the Bengals with Burrow or Chargers with Herbert

>>151308835
Giants had the best draft by far. If they can have a good draft next year they will be set

>>151308793
Maye seems highly teachable, has great teachers, and we are in a rebuild that WON'T take a decade. If Josh Allen goes out we take the division.
>The Giants have a shot at their division
If you are just giving the rest of the East a false sense of security or something, gj I guess.

ayo white boi gotta get loose

>>151306455
Damn nigga for what?

>>151308885
>Club in Atalanta
That nigha gay

>>151308927
What? You don't to dance with your homies and get then loose?

that guy catches the flu way too damn much

shouldn't he consider getting vaccinated?

>>151309017
It only works in the same "flu" season. It's worthless for the rest of your life afterward.

>>151308812
It’s time to move on from this guy. He’s a sympathy starter. Amazing that he came back from that incident, but that’s not a reason to play him

>>151309010
Come on, we can pop a bottle of champagne, rent a room with a hot tub, listen to some Frank Ocean or Sabrina Carpenter.

>>151308244
Yes

>>151309187
That happened to me once. I was crying and I thought I was dying.

what will happen with purdy once BigMac destroys tampon gay

What ever happened to Sauce Gardner?

>>151309082
he wasn't even a starter this year, he's been second string

>>151309214
Enjoy his beautiful contract

>>151309214
most expensive backup in the league

>>151308174
I have several relatives that went

>reeeeeeeee you beat shit teams and lose to contenders, fraud
>reeeeeeeeeee you beat winning teams and lost to one shit team, frauds

>>151309274
I hope the Eagles extend him for life

>>151309284
solution: stop losing

>>151309214
I'll be surprised if we win but Buccs also have lots of injuries and Shanahan tends to do well against Todd Bowles defense. But I can't never count Baker out and Egbuka is so good

>>151309364
Which team hasn't lost a game?

Jaxson Dart has earned the Mandate of Reffies

>>151309398
My chiefs spiritually

Pure domination

>>151309489
Must be 2013.

>>151309515
That was week 1

>>151309398
The Arizona Cardinals have either beaten their opponents or beaten themselves in every game this season. Technically they havent been defeated by another team.

>>151309447
>with that win lafleur is now 3-6 against campbell
FUCK, THE WINDOW IS SLAMMING SHUT

>>151309583
The window is welded shut.

>>151308771
Browns will always be a poverty franchise under this Jimmy Haslam guy and his wife and probably their kids eventually or his wife’s son

>>151309447
Green Bay was literally planning a Super Bowl parade after this game and their fans (and players) were talking about going undefeated

what's the NFL version of Ngubu?

>>151309821
Light skinned qbs

>Democrats lose
>Quality of black QBs drops drastically
???

>>151309398
1972 dolphins

>>151308911
I laughed at Charlie Kirk on /pol/

>>151309447
>Burrs win offseason Owl
>Puckers win the weeks 1 and 2 Owl
Can’t win em all Wionsbros

>>151309864
Incredibly based

Manifesting Jalen Hurts 20-year extension

>>151309864
Disgusting.

>>151309992
this

>>151309864
Basado

>>151309864
Wtf why is /pol/ so soft?
What rule was broken?

Joshie

threadly reminder that gaylen hearse got benched in a championship game for a guy that can't fall without medical assistance

situation matters infinitely more than how hyped or highly drafted you are

>>151310046
what rock album cover is this, dear AIslopper

reminder: OP seethes about black QBs but his team is made up of 80% african americans

racist chuds always lose

>>151310039
corny as fuck bus rider

>>151309949
>>151310024
Thank you lad
>>151310031
Idk, i dont even browse /pol/ i guess i got an angry janitor. I appealed the ban, and it got rejected, then i just dropped the whole thing and did my time like an honest man
It made me consider some stuff tho, i am not even saying the n word now, i am not doing anything that might be bannable. I just love the National Football Association

>>151310203
>National Football Association
you know what i mean

>>151309864
>laugh at a dead zionist on /pol/
>get banned
kek they’re pearl clutching pussies

>>151310203
You should learn how to use "alt accounts" very easy on mobile

>>151309211
yep, same kind of hit, couldn't breathe, shit sucked, saw very little action the rest of the game (3 back rotation so I was only going in every 3 possessions and I had to sit out my next one). I was 4'11 125lb freshman running back vs varsity team and hit the 2 hole at full speed only to meet the Mike at the line of scrimmage

>>151309864
Absolutely bullshit. The whole catalog was full of Charlie’s gore pics and people making fun of him for being a massive Israel lover until the evidence came out that Israel murdered him. But anyways, /pol/ wouldn’t cancel or ban you for that. Only mainstream comservatards were cancelling people

I see reddit is here

>bringing up politics again
You all deserve to die

Lostprophets pedophile singer died in prison. Guess they won’t be playing in the owl after all

>>151310203
Chin up, anon

>>151310287
4'11 isn't acceptable as a freshman. Why would your parents put you in that?

How do I will this trade into existence?

>>151309864
>get banned on the politically incorrect board for being politically incorrect
kek

>>151310368
mikey trying to get a job with the bucs or something?

>>151310368
Maxx Crosby has a raiders tattoo like on his chest or something. Doubt he'll leave but I guess it's not up to him if the team just trades him. He's worth more btw

>>151310414
it's a retarded suggestion
>>151310426
well no shit that's why I want that trade specifically no 1st rounders given up but obviously it's a pipe dream

>>151310365
perfectly acceptable height for a freshman and running back, the 125lbs was more the issue

against freshman opponents, I had no issues and ran for 10 touchdowns, most of them 40+ yard sweeps. I moved to cornerback/slot receiver the following season, then rode the bench junior and senior year on varsity only playing ST or when the score was lopsided.

>>151310461
You were cucked bro. Could've been a 6th round if you went all the way.

>>151310480
t-t-thanks, my mom and community college coaches told me the same thing

>>151309864
For me it's when fans booed when they tried to give him a moment of silence before the Saints game

>>151310332
Are they the ones that did that hey Delilah song?

>>151310203
>laugh at Charlie Kirk
>has the Eagles as his team
You're one detestable motherfucker but hey, I respect you for it as you fit that Eagles fanbase really well.

>>151310608
That was Plain Whites Ts

>>151310619
I get it though. I felt bad for his family but the dick sucking after the fact got too much

>>151310620
Oh, we're they the ones that did that song about being a school shooter or something, gotta run gotta run or whatever

>>151310643
Nah it's less about Kirk, it's more that the Eagles fanbase should truly be the fanbase of undesirables and deviants

>>151310664
That was Foster the People

>>151310332
Start Something was peak nu-metal, even if he was raping babies.

>>151308200

His partying days are long over, Stafford will be retiring after this season (Rams will trade for Burrow). He's got too much integrity to make a fool of himself endlessly hopping from team to team as his career peters out.

qrd on what the flu thing is

>>151310732
Game 5 of the 1997 NBA Finals

>>151310689
Oh...somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like your girlfriend?

>>151310675
I get it I'm a Giants fan fuck the gay birds.

>>151310702
I had a dream that I was watching a rams game and he got sacked and grabbed and then grabbed on to his leg and I thought that his career was over in that moment.
Wtf man I never dream about watching football but it's already happened twice this season.

>>151310794
The Killers would actually be a great pick for the Owl halftime show.

>>151310799
What made you pick the Giants, Britbro

>>151310794
Somebody Told Me by The Killers

>>151310852
Never heard of them

>>151310858
First year I fully watched football was 2007. Giants were the underdogs during the playoff run and I just backed them and stuck by them ever since.

>>151310332
Dumbass chomo didn’t PC up.

>>151310868
Well shit, uh, I'm driving like I'm black, just got my license back

>>151310914
Very based reasoning

The Los Angeles Rams are a satanic psyop.

>>151310954
Elaborate. They’re forever based for stopping joeybaumsworld and the bungles from winning the owl.

>>151310977
Quit it, Satan. Every Rams touchdown is essentially a black mass at this point. It was revealed to me earler today.

>>151310868
>>151310852
I'm sure the crowd that hates bad bunny loves that cuckold band

>>151310852
love The Killers

>>151310977
Chiefs fans might be the biggest losers here. They are always here seething no matter what

>>151310977
Nothin wrong with him.

>>151311014
Yes, zoomers are low test cuckolds that constantly sing Mr. Brightside at CFB games.

>>151310868
Some kid who I went to high school with was obsessed with that song and Mr. Brightside
Deadass stalker vibes too

>>151311022
It takes a special level of faggot to seethe at Travis Hunter doing well
Chiefs fans are Bradyfag tier

>>151311035
Isn't that whole song about sitting at home crying and jacking off to the thought of some girl having sex with her boyfriend?

>>151310732
Mahomes had a dogshit performance last year during a game with the Broncos but he was arguably suffering from illness so Choofsfans would react to the shit game performace with "but he had the flu!" This got turned around to every shit play Mahomes fucks up he's got da flu n shieet now.

>>151311006
Stay based, anon

>>151311068
Yup.

>>151310944
Thanks , anon!

>>151311087
Gay.

gaylin squirts
plaptrick mutthomes

>>151310977
>t. baltipoor faggot

>>151311135
Nope

>squirts losing to dart
>mahomo losing to lawrence
Have you apologized to Lynn?

My berds are about to get booty blasted tomorrow. Maybe it'll result in Petzing getting fired

>>151310883
Fuckin a dude

>>151311174
I will now.

>>151311058
wait, is he talking about one of those cock cages that cucks wear?

>>151310732
seething chud, simple as. he has african americans

>>151311193
No no they will pull of a weird 13 - 10 win that nobody sees coming.

>>151311260
hates*

damn autocorrect makes me look like a redcap

>>151311246
Huh?

>>151311058
There were so many great 2000s era Garage rock songs and the only ones still played in sports stadiums outside Blackhawks games are Mr Brightside and Seven Nation Army.

>>151311174
he should've been reinstated and vindicated after the whole peanut oil scandal went down

>>151311287
I hate Seven Nation Army so much

>>151311260
>he has african americans

>>151311284
google search it

>>151311324
No last time I googled something one of the people here told me I saw some sort of yeast infection

>>151311320
squirts is corny af

>>151311265
I can see that happening too

>>151311320
No such thing as a blindside sack with this “Angel.”

>>151311392
Hes the stringer bell of the nfl

>>151311392
Hmmm no very unwise

>>151311075
Mahomes is so washed. He's been washed for years desu

>>151311075
https://i.imgur.com/FVvDwSk.png

>>151311436
He wishes he was charismatic as Stringer.

You guys think the browns got a chance tomorrow? (@ steelers)

How does one get an officiate gig without sucking circumsized peepees? I want to be part of an unbeatable team

well, /nfl/?

>>151311527
Sexo!

>>151311721
The Patriots

>>151311721
Everyone except Hurts and Stafford

>>151311631
For sure for sure no doubt

>>151311721
Their RB who keeps FOOMBLING

>>151311527
What exactly do I search to find more

>>151311770
hopefully they play safe and take it slow and have some fun

>>151311721
>giants-pats super bowl
>Maye-Dart
kino personified

>>151311954
He's an artist not a chef.

>>151305028
(((Steinfield)))

>>151307287

Najeh Davenport

>>151310883
prime stafford had the best arm in the league

>>151307287
APAD

Not a great day for Puke Shartmyer

>>151312439
Old man Stafford (still) has the best arm in the league

>>151312559
name a good QB prospect for next year's draft

>>151312559
No one plays well against Ohio State

Why is a team that lost 63-10 ranked

>>151312602
Nussmeier

>>151312602
Fernando Mendoza (he's white)

>>151307287
Bettis

Just give us one (1) game on Friday and Saturday you cunts. It's fucking outrageous that they insist on playing like 10 games all at the same time on American Sundays.

>>151312602
I've been saying for years these QBs coming out of college fucking suck. They're more focused on NIL than actually developing as a QB so they come out and look like shit.

>>151312822
Fridays are for High School and Saturdays are for College.

>>151312849
For rugby, they do those games in the afternoon and the high level stuff happens in the evening. Why not just do that?

>>151312849
Does anyone really care about high school football?

>>151312822
It's against the law

>>151312919
yes, especially in the south.

my town is 2500 people, they shut down main street for the homecoming parade. most stores are closed on friday nights when there is a home game so shopowners can attend the games

>>151312948
God ,that sounds so based

>>151312822
There's gonna be some later in the season

>>151312919
It's huge in Texas.

>>151312849
that's such a boomer take
who gives a shit? if people want to go to their local games they can.

>>151312822
Just wait till December, emu-kun.

>>151312948
Wholesome :)

New

>>151313017

>>151313017

>>151313017

>>151312849
>College football is played on Saturdays. Pro on Sundays.