Thread 151297524

Game #5 at T-Mobile Park
Series tied 2-2
>>151296046

Name one (1) random Mariner from Mariners history

wet dump

>>151297541
Jackie Chan?

Imagine being a Tigerposter

One of the best throws to catch a thief I’ve ever seen.

M A R I N E R S

CAST MY GLOVE OUTTA PLATINUM
CAUSE I AIN'T FUCKIN JOKIN

>>151297541
joey cora

>>151297541
Mario Mario from Super Mario Bros.

>>151297541
ARod :)

>>151297558
that was the best throw ive ever seen

>>151297541
Jay Buhner

>>151297541
Willie Bloomquist

>>151297541
ryan langerhans

neutrals, who's your favorite player from each team's history? i go for verlander and edgar

>>151297541
Wladimir Balentien

>>151297541
Richie Sexson

>>151297541
Lou Piniella

>>151297541
Harold Reynolds

>>151297541
Ryback

that throw by Raleigh was actually perfect. he must've gotten a little lucky on that right? there is no way you can calculate EXACTLY how someone will slide and how to place a ball pixel perfect to intercept their slide right outside their sliding foot like that

berds

>>151297541
john mabry

>>151297541
DA KING BAYBEEE

>>151297541
norm charlton

I am here. I have not been since Pinella left. Please Mariners. I give you the last of my remaining hope for you to see the World Series. Don't even care if you win it...Just fucking get there for once.
>most winningest team
>>151297541
Tino Martinez

>>151297570
Same

>>151297590
they practice those throws more than you can imagine. like to insane person levels

This is a great crowd. Hopefully they reach the WS

>>151297541
Ken Suzuki Martinerud III, Esq.

>>151297541
brett tomko

skubal should learn to throw screwball just to mess with announcers

>>151297541
Jamie Moyer

>>151297541
Raul Ibanez

>>151297590
It bounced lol so definitely luck

>>151297595
Johnson was the King.
>he hit exploded a bird with a pitch

>>151297600
>tino

I was 4 years old and didn’t understand people shared last names and thought it was cool Tino and Edgar were brothers on the same team.

we're never going to be able to keep skubal on this shit team. detroit is where careers die in every sport

>>151297541
john olderud

>>151297600
right there with you bro

Why is this Julio guy batting 3rd?

>>151297570
Runner was lucky JP caught that because that would have broken his cup

>>151297541
Bret Boone

>>151297557
You don't have to imagine, Tigers could use some new fans

>0 passed balls in over 1,000 innings caught
what the fuck lol that's unreal

God damn polo lol

>>151297541
Ken Griffey Sr.

>>151297631
Jared Goff might be the exception

Skubal gonna give 1 up in a minute

>pitch is 3 inches outside
>catcher frames it in the middle of the plate
What's even the point

Just walk Polanco, bro

>>151297622
did you make that? would be a good tik tok compilation

>>151297643
god Tigers are such based animals

>>151297541
Damn, the autists are having a field day with this one...

>>151297639
Japans single season hr leader now right

>>151297622
lel

>>151297541
Joey Cora

DO
IT
FOR
HER

>Live near seattle but Fox doesn't come in on my antenna
What do I have to pay for to watch this bros?

>>151297657
yeah (no ai either)

i wish the pohlads weren't such cheap fucking jews and we still had jorge...

>>151297630
good times.
>ywn see Pinella kick dirt on an ump again :(

>>151297667
Fox sports website

Skubal just shit his pants lmao

>>151297664
my nigga
>>151297566

>>151297667
use the foxsports.com incognito trick

>>151297667
STREAM
vipbox
strikeout im
mlbwebcast

>>151297666
my god, those are some pointy nips.

>>151297666
>do it for some random teenager who has no virtue
why

>>151297685
Literally just go on the site in incognito mode?

Skubal is making the Ms shit their pants

Okay bench Geno wtf

IS HE GOLFING?

damn that was nice from Skubal

>>151297666
god i love whores

who is winning the game I dont have internet

Skoobs cooking these guys

>>151297693
should let you preview the legit stream for an hour at a time

would be nice if the tigers could score before the 5th

>>151297696
Can’t get to Kirby tho

Imagine the big powerful thrusts Cal's big dumper generates

>>151297705
the Cowboys

>>151297708
Nice, thanks

>>151297590
>he must've gotten a little lucky on that right?
Bro this ENTIRE "sport" is all luck and RNG momentum swings, that's why we call it a pastime.

>>151297704
Based

>>151297712
They can the third time through.

How does the announcer not mention that he has 7 straight strikeouts?

The Mariners are having some pretty awful ABs, but it won't matter since they already got one and the Tigers ain't doing shit

>>151297705
cubgers

>>151297715
alright, i'm imagining them. now what?

Can mariners win please? dont want to face skubal

fuck he is throwing good stuff

Geno and his consequences have been a disaster for the Mariners Baseball Club

why are so many of you so fucking gay
just watch the goddamn game man there's nothing funny about constantly talking about man ass and junk
some of y'all need to be slapped irl

>>151297705
Seahawks

SKKKKKKKKKKOOB

>>151297721
Don’t want to jinx him

Jesus Skubal is killing it

Why aren't you guys watching the WNBA finals?

>>151297727
The mariners NEVER win!

Imagine wasting this effort from skubal because your offense gets manhandled by George Kirby.

>>151297731
Worked

>>151297749
because we are busy watching baseball

BRO CAN MY TIGERS HITTERS HELP SKUBAL OUT CMON BROTHER WTF

>>151297734
literally means only TWO outs have been on something that isn't a strikeout

why cant the tigers hit the base ball

>>151297727
You'd only have to face him in 2 games in a best of 7 series, I'd take the Tigers because the rest of the team blows

>>151297752
alright, i'm imagining it. now what?

>>151297749
Cause the Aces are gonna sweep

>>151297735
Tigersisters… what is he??

My wife had completely stopped putting out and we’ve only been married for like 3 months

>>151297751
I had two shirt ideas I was gonna sell outside the stadium
>"They were off to a good start"

>"Bring Back Pinella"

>>151297760
cause their hitters suck ass

>>151297771
time to find her a fuckbuddy

>>151297756
Oh we don't do that here
If Skubal is pitching he's getting 0 run support

>>151297766
No that’s it. Just simply imagine it.

>>151297705
wait just a damn minute you posting by carrier pigeon?

>>151297749
midney

SKKKKKKKKKKubal

>>151297771
Buddy tell that to you're therapist

>>151297760
They're only here because their competition has been comedy central slop teams

>>151297647
? the Lions have won nothing with him yet. he will leave after his contract is up and win a super bowl, mark my words

>>151297751
Mariners will probably win tonight but they will not make it to the World Series we aren’t worthy
t. Lifelong Mariner

5 innings only 50 pitches...so the tigers are hurry to make something happen

>>151297789
don't knock it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers

>>151297794
those bugs do not look better at all lmao
even with the enormous amount of surgery

>>151297788
based beyond belief

>>151297749
Only women’s sports I watch are volleyball and curling

I love tall girls but something about women in curling uniforms does it for me, weirdest fetish ever but hey, the heart wants what it wants

>>151297796
I don’t have one
This place is my only male support

>>151297760
It's not the 5th inning

>>151297771
I’ve been married 3 years and I’ve kinda stopped putting out. Wife got lazy and stopped taking care of herself.

Cal Dumper is an absolute power bottom.

>>151297796
>…you’re the rapist
Might be his only option

>>151297794
that bug wants to be white so badly lmao

>>151297802
i'm glad i'm not alone. could you imagine what that place is gonna be like tonight if they lose? people will throw themselves from the 300 level

>>151297813
your job probably offers them for free. they really do help, just try it

>>151297788
Webm!

>>151297810
Tbh I’d fuck all of them. Or like I’d want to but I’d be too scared to actually do it

>>151297731
>there's nothing funny about constantly talking about man ass and junk
um yes there is

>>151297812
Olympic Gymnastics are the only women's sport i can tolerate. That shit is great. And they usually have very nice asses.

>>151297816
>Wife got lazy and stopped taking care of herself
It amazes me people STILL fall for the marriage scam

the tigers getting this far is a testament to hinch being the best manager in the league. they have skubal, and a bunch of scrubs that play decent sometimes

>>151297771
>>151297816
how does this happen to you guys? there is nothing better on earth than nutting inside a woman while vigorously french kissing and squeezing each other's bodies

>>151297794
Nobody asked for your bug cope.
you Blowtani fags need to go back to your pedo tranime
>inb4 tranime website
no

>>151297834
You literally can't stop him.

>>151297834
He’s the second slowest player in the mlb but he’s an incredible base runner. It’s fun as fuck

how good is kirby

>>151297841
yep
retards in Detroit were calling for his job a few weeks ago. dumb fucks.

unc cam

>>151297843
gets old once you start living together. gotta spice it up

If mariners and Brewers make it to the world series, isn't it basically Reddit vs 4chan?

>>151297857
Puts a lot of zeroes up but then hangs a big number randomly most outings

>>151297857
He’s very good he’s my favorite mariner but his error the other day almost cost them the game

>>151297866
>gaysconsin
>4chan

>>151297866
Which one is 4chan?

>>151297866
...no. why would it be?

>>151297866
4chan is really a doyers site

>>151297857
Pretty mid but the tigers offense is so shit it gives him the illusion of being elite.

>>151297835
Actually that’s right, women’s track and field too

>>151297861
creampies and tongue wrestling and feeling a woman never get old

im a bit of a dingler myself

>>151297841
Are u stupid? Hinch is telling half of the bottom of the batting order to stare at pitches and meatballs in the middle of zone. Fuckk of with this homer bullshit

>>151297877
>4chan roots for California
Literally neve

>>151297835
for me its volleyball. mostly indoor but outdoor is nice too.

>nintendo-owned team prevailing due to the efforts of 'kirby'
hmmmm.......

O Ya

>>151297881
what if she gets fat

SIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCH
SIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCH
SIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCH
SIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCH
SIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCH
SIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCH

LFG!

>>151297889
Doyers run the genny

>>151297893
BASED

>>151297881
i know you think you have life figured out at 22 but things change bud

>>151297897
good point. I've never been with a fat girl so idk. and I'm not married yet so Idk what I'd do if someone I found beautiful became fat
I guess I'd ask her to take care of herself lol

Kirby falls apart next inning

>>151297893
poyo

At least the ump got his head out of his ass

>talking about all of these goober relievers

Why would you not be putting Castillo in for a few innings before gambling with the pen? Saving him for game 1 with the jays isn’t a good answer because it wouldn’t matter if the pen blows it. Yes, I was alive for the Dbacks World Series win btw.

14 pitches for kirby in the 5th inning total of 63 pitches total...this game is over gg mariners

>>151297877
White Sox are the most /sp/uh team. Cubs are the most reddit team.

I swear to fucking god if they pull Kirby after 5 shutout innings with 60 pitches, I'm gonna FREAK

>>151297909
>telling a woman to take responsibility for her actions
lol

>>151297541
Queequay

>>151297909
>ask her to take care of herself
yeah have fun with that

>>151297667
Guessing you already found a link by now, but I just checked OTA and it's free for me

>>151297893
He knows too much.

>>151297875
Marinerss are the reddit team, Milwaukee is 4chan cuz drumpf won Wisconsin by a landslide, so I'm guessing it's redditors vs drumpf redneck chuds, right?

>>151297908
I'm 32 but fair point. so would you rather be a single dad with a constant rotation of women in your household
>>151297925
my mom carried our family on her back. I gotta believe there are some amazing women out there who will work hard to maintain the family just like my mama did

Hinch is overrated. McKinstry sucks meadows sucks, Greene is overrated and Torres was an overpay doing jack shit in the playoffs. Keep TORKELSON, Riley and Carpenter, Keith and Skubal. Scrap the roster

>>151297923
the A's are the most /sp/uh team
Rays reddit

>>151297923
>White Sox are the most /sp/uh team.
bases

I’ve seen enough. It’s time for the mlb to step in and get skubal out of detoilet.

Tigers bats are NOT hot

I'm tired of these bums

>>151297924
the longer he goes higher chances of random rumber being put up in the frame

Tigers do you even have an offense holy shit

>>151297944
A's chads rise up

>>151297941
you're 32 and you've never lived with a woman?

The hardest part about being from the Midwest is sucking enough cock to keep the fent and meth speedball addiction at bay

Right wingers don’t even have a baseball team

>>151297957
offense?

i want to see some bad managerial decisions

Is Skubal going to get too cocky bros and lets Mitch Goober or Robles go yard on him?

Detroit could probably still win this but they are so shit no runs in 5 innings they will get destroyed by the Canadians

>>151297940
...no? you need to go outside sometime, son

>>151297963
I have and she was kind of gross. but she was a psycho so we broke up

>>151297967
didn't one team refuse to do faggot night or something? was it the Rangers?

skubal deserves better

>>151297973
seattle isn't exactly a slugging powerhouse either

>>151297967
They do, it's the Texas Rangers

>>151297968
Maybe try bunting. Thats a good trick.

>>151297987
Are you retarded?

I’d let Skoob go the distance today if that’s what it takes

>canadians vs doyers WS
Kill me

>>151297987
It’s the marine layer, they don’t just suck

>>151297987
the only reason they are here is cuz of the longball

Moved onto a lil Old Forester. Tasty.

is there anyone better than skubal at the high hot cheese/changeup game

>>151298001
Awful

>>151297996
Extremely

>>151297987
At least Seattle is making the best pitcher in baseball throw pitches. The tiggers are getting absolutely cagey by George fucking Kirby.

>>151297996
yeah i'm sure the big dumspter will alone will beat the blue jays

Why do they call it slugging anyway? What’s it have to do with being a mollusk?

Doyerpacos are the worst posters on this site

>>151297999
Is he going to bat too? Otherwise who cares what he does

>>151298008
one of my favorite parts about england was how easy it was to find kentucky bourbon everywhere

...

>hits 60 HRs
>still can't break 1.000 OPS because he's objectively a poor hitter
is this truly your god, /mlb/?

>>151298020
if you hit somebody it is also called slugging. all the boys with high slugging % are fantastic fighters.

>>151298034
I only rate obp and dwar

>>151298019
Suarez, Julio, and Polanco are all slug

>>151298010
Losing with impressive pitching is still losing. I know this because I’ve watched Mariner games

>>151298001
If the dodgers reach the WS again I MIGHT take gookmoot hostage

Guys please tell me. Is Detroit really gonna waste this gem by Tarik?

>>151298020
It means you have no spine because you're scared of smallball.

>>151298001
grim

Toronto will destroy either of these teams. stop your bickering.

>>151298034
.948 for a catcher is absolutely insane, what are you talking about

>>151298051
3rd time through the order or bullpen is coming up so we’ll see

>>151298043
>dwar
baseball reference slop

>>151298034
No of course not lol

>>151298034
YEAH BUT HE HAS LE FAT ASS XD

>>151298043
hits rbi and hr the others are made up stat...obp hahahahahahaha

the fly out rule should be a strike

Whoever scores more wins the ALDS

>>151297943
yeah skubal is a yankee man

>>151298051
Yes.

>>151298034
he's single-handedly redefining what the catcher role is capable of

>>151298047
They’re a shoo-in. Brewers and cubs are not threats unfortunately

OH MY FUCKING GOD
HE IS THE NUMBER 1 PITCHER
HE IS BAITING YOU-
AND YOU'RE SWINGING AT THE FUCKING GUTTERS
HE IS B A I T I N G YOU WHAT THE FUCK
YOU HAVE EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO LOAD UP THE FUCKING BASES YOU FUCKING NOOBS

>>151298034
He gets on base.

cheeky little double

>>151298082
Typically, according to John Madden

It's over.

greedy javy

Pull him

>>151298066
but it's not insane for 60 dingers
>>151298043
his obp is relatively poor, hence the underwhelming ops despite leading the game in home runs
raleigh is basically just chris davis offensively

EL.MAGO
>>151298051
My tigies do that all the time

god this ballgame fucking rules

TIME FOR THE MEMEINERS TO CHOKE

not like this...

ya did good kirby. ya did good.

HOLY KINO

Navy Baez is the only guy who would do that… and that’s not a good thing

the payment has come due for el mago’s contract

Yeah just slide as far out of the base path as you want, senpai

>give up a double on the first pitch
>kerry bonds up next
yeah they have to pull him

The mariners need more intentionality in their approach to metrics and data.

I love science, nintendo, fangraphs, XKCD, smashburgers, IPAs, baldur's gate 3, and the seattle freakin' mariners

Incredible slide. Thought he was out for sure.

spier? didn't he start the avalanche that was game 4?

It’s over

are the nintendo mariners going to put zelda in the game now?

>>151298126
lol seethe bitch

>>151298111
Comparing someone to Chris Davis without specifying the season doesn’t mean a ton kek what a rough contract that was

>>151298117
This. Have faith in your fucking starter. Brash is a choke artist.

It's never been more over

>>151298111
for a CATCHER, yes it is

This is how it always starts...

>>151298137
Yes but the alternative is turd ferguson

i want to see skubal go for the complete game with like 140 pitches, would be kino

Baez is the opposite of Judge
dogshit regular season player but just lives for the moment in the playoffs

>>151298137
give him another chance

>>151298051
Yeah, I don’t forsee the Tigers ever becoming productive offensively today

The tigers will not score

THE MARINERS WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES

Not this shit again...

>>151298129
Nah vibes based decision making

Given the tigers about a 20% chance of getting this run home tbdesu

>>151298156
nolan ryan would’ve done it

>>151298155
what about all the starters that are out there? what the fuck is dan doing?

>tigers have a chance to tie the game
no...

Cant belize Java Buyez just won the game for the t*gers

>>151298152
but not when that catcher hits 60 home runs. it would be insane if he wasn't such a power threat. name another player who hit 60 HRs and had an OPS that doesn't even break .950
>>151298145
I'm a Mets fan. we're used to rough contracts

>>151298137
He just needs more time

>>151298160
is this a boy or a girl tits

>>151298029
Yeah we've got a pretty humble offering in stores. My local Tesco has an alright selection, then anything a little more obscure can be picked up on Amazon.

Here we go with the over coaching bullshit. Muh analytics.

They let him throw one pitch this inning……….

why did they take out their starting pitcher?

hey kid...

D’troit lmao

jesus

DETROIT WHAT

its over

it's actually over

BOOOOO

that's it

>>151298190
and look what happened

KERRY

why did they pull the starter for the mariners...he was dealing

LOL MEMEINERS

GET FUCKED

We're a soccer city anyways

managers just don't understand gut instincts

WOW LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

has anyone thrown themselves from the 300 level yet???

TIGERS TAKE THE LEAD

lol

>>151298172
I think we're transferring our curse to other teams

It's so over...

KERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BONDS

FUCK

Welp that's the game. We are done here.

uhh... Marinerbros?...

Holy shit

kirby woulda got him

And heeeeere we goooooo

I fucking knew this would happen. Why do they do this shit?

CARPED DOT COM

Kirby oughta backhand Dan

Hahahaha

LMFAO NICE PITCHING CHANGE NIGGER

let skubal go the distance, don't fucking tempt the baseball gods

The season is over. Another failure, nothing good ever happens and I hope I die before spring training starts again.

>>151298212
a basehit is worse than a homerun apparently

>seamen
Embarrassing coaching

How many ALCSs have the Mariners participated in in their storied history?

Dan Wilson is a fucking idiot.

>memeiners
kek

Tigers done playing with their food

>have lead entire game
>pull starter early because...reasons
>within 5 pitches you're now losing
wait, is Roberts also the manager of the Mariners?

>>151298231
>my stream is so far behind anons are posting webms before I see it "live"
why live?

>take out dominant starting pitcher in 6th inning
>immediately throw game
Where have I seen this one before? Muh stats fags are fucking retarded

There it is! Dumb fuck coach taking Kirby out to prevent muh home run...Carpenter hits a home run anyway.

KERRY FUCKING B O N D S

>>151297541
Tommy La Stella

>>151298240
statistically, it was the right thing to do. just bad luck I guess

no fucking way

my fucking god Mariners what the fuck

>>151298261
Within 2 pitches*

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S HAPPENING AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

i can only laff mbros. i can only laff

>>151297971
ask and you shall receive

>>151298190
>>151298212
>>151298210
>5th inning
>a hit is given up
>immediately pull starter
>bullpen immediately allows the baserunner to score plus more
Has this happened in every series this post season??

Of all the things about the modern game that I hate the most, the absolute cowardice of managers to not stick with a starter who’s dealing has to be the worst. Blake Snell in the WS shit.

Should’ve put money on Carp hitting the most obvious dinger

>>151298248
Skubal ain't that type of player desu

>>151298265
Pass on the 3yrd with the best runner vibes

Mariners lost

>>151298261
familiarity breeds contempt...but also idiocy it turns out

Fools, there's still plenty of ball left.

I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!

>>151298269
Lel this is still going? How about Gabe Speier

>>151298271
TEAM OF DESTINY

why fuck with whats working...baseball is not that hard of a game

Damn you see the ass on that trainer chick in the Tigers dugout? Hollllyyyy fuck

KERRY MOTHFUCKKIN CARPENTER

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

YOU'RE GONNA KERRY THAT WEIGHT

A Tigers Mets WS would be absolute soul for the colours and the fact both were on a late season collapse, but unfortunately the Mets are too shit to beat the Marlins

>>151298240
Google stat analytics shit plus muh sabermetrics.

Padrebros who do we root for next?

>>151298307
>pulling his replacement after 4 pitches
fucking lol

>>151298308
Post it

>>151298281
I guess there’s always next decade

>>151298285
i think all the runs dodgers scored on phillies starters came after they were pulled from the runners they let on lol

>>151298314
A meteor to take all the other teams out

Of all the "manager pulls dealing starter" decisions, I really didn't hate that one, Carpenter owns Kirby like nothing else, he's literally batting 1.000
Unbelievable that it blew up that badly

>>151298314
doggers

thought you needed 3 batters before being able to change pitcher? homerun and one guy. did i miss something?

>>151298271
Lmao

I blame Ubaldo, he gave up the home run that made every manager afraid of not getting to their good bullpen guys. 2013 maybe? Idk when

>>151298314
The Dodgers

>>151298285
its managers over managing I dont understand it, but it happens in all sports

>>151298314
the winner of the nlds tomorrow

>>151298314
Your big brother up the I-5 :)

>>151298315
This wtf. This switcheroo shit doesn't work.

imagine taking your ace out after a flawless 5+ innings to bring in a literal who relief pitcher because muh matchups... seattle should rightfully be seething right now utter tomfoolery and befuddlement throughout that stadium baffling hw one person can ruin an opportunity decades in the making

I would've just intentionally walked Kerry after all the other games in the series

CARPET BOMB

>>151298285
This has been happening all the time for the last half-decade. I still don’t understand this strategy. It’s just plain retarded.

>>151298324
I said it earlier in the thread. Instead of trading down to a bullpen reliever, put Castillo in for a few outs.

Why are baseball players allowed to wear white after Labor Day?

Why would you not just intentionally walk carpenter? How do these retards get hired to manage major league teams?

>>151298330
homerun + 2 groundball outs

>>151298330
2 groundouts after hr

>>151298340
>>151298346
we don't want that poodre loser energy

>>151298330
u missed torres waddle his fatass to first i assume like i did

>>151297541
Ken Griffey sr

Narratively the Tigers are the good guys here

“3rd time through the order” is such bullshit by the way. Case in point: the Kerry Carpenter homer.

Your pitcher was throwing a gem. You deserve to lose.

Why would you be surprised that a team named after soaking meat in herbs and lemon juice is playing the long game?

It's gonna be Dump 62 that saves the Mariners season...

>>151298358
Carpenter doesn't dominate everybody, just Kirby

>>151298358
analytics, you are literally only up by 1 and walking the go ahead run

they ran the analytics and brought in a lefty and still got smoked

Skubal WILL have to be tqken out soon then it's anyone's game

>throw 4 pitches
>get subbed

>>151298375
alright I laughed

>>151298376
I dream

>>151298375
…the tigers?

SURELY my slugging memeiners will come back

>>151298366
No problem because we would never root for the D*dgers

>>151298377
he ended that gambler clase's career too

>>151297541
Tyler Anderson

>>151298373
Both these teams are the good guys

Poseidon has abandoned us

>>151298381
No mercy in the playoffs

>>151298387
The marinators

Pulling Kirby there is hilarious. It's game 5 bud. You're saving him for nothing if you don't win.

>>151298379
>follow analytics over vibes
>lose
A tale as old as time

>>151298387
Oh marinate damn im hungry

>>151298350
This.

sometimes magic happens.

>>151298395
perfect.
go curse the brewers/cubs.

>>151298379
Such a fucking meme.
>@grok uh what should I do here?
>t. highly paid mlb manager

>>151298365
kek that's a deep cut from the dark times

>>151298375
nigga wut

hope for another classic muhreener moment

JAYS in 4

2019 World Series Champion Victor Robles will deliver, trust the plan

Hey guys I've been in a comma since 2008, how many championships has the mariners won? With pitching powerhouses like Felix, bedard,, and putz we must have been crushing

>>151298375
Kek

Captcha - MVP XW

What does it mean???

>>151298400
Nah we all hate the Mariners and want to see them lose.

>>151298403
Shit, you beat me to it.

>>151298270
I tend to go with "if it ain't broke, don't fix it".

mariners sisters can’t figure out if they like Kirby or if he sucks dick
flip flops

>>151298377
Carpenter uses the power of Jesus Christ to come through in the clutch

Crazy with how dominant Kirby was, you still can’t let him face carpenter who owns him. Can’t overstate how big that double from Baez was. Could easily see 7-8 scoreless from Kirby without that hit.

KEK nice bullpen

well it was fun while it lasted, Ms bros - we had it all and we pissed it away

I’m so tired of analytics bros

Imagine being surprised that bolognese’s shittier little brother is underwhelming lmao

seattle needs to extend this manager!

>>151298423
Mariner here I can confirm this I’ve hated the mariners since before 99% of posters in this thread were born

>thread screeches to a halt
holy fuck that's funny

Mariners look dejected like it's not just a one run lead

Time for the high powered mariners offense to take over this game

FAGGOTners

this commentators trying to defend the retarded decisions lol

Analytics when building your team, vibes and eyes when ball is in play

>>151298344
>root for the cubs who eliminated them
Kek!

Hinch should just let Skubal go the rest of the game. Let him go 120 or 130 pitches. Fuck it, he's gone next year anyway, get everything you can now out of him

>>151298457
Can you post some examples?

>>151298455
The game, and thus the thread, is effectively on cruise control until Skubal is out of the game

>>151298434
Kek saved

>>151298455
Well i mean how many Detroit fans are there really? Have you seen the population of Detroit? They aren’t really baseball fans

>>151298467
poodrefags would absolutely do this

>>151298466
The hardest balance in sport

>>151298456
They were ready to coast on 1 run

>>151298430
Jesus Christ doesn't have anything to do with wins and losses when it comes to sports. The only victory or defeat Christ cares about is for your soul.

>commentators literally coping and seething
KWAB

Looks like these Marinades are in a real pickle

>>151298423
this is the true mariner fan. not these fairweather faggot fans that have shown up the last couple years. im gonna rub this in all their faces and its gonna be glorious

>>151298480
No we wouldn't

>>151298421
stop giving your kids cocaine and locking the dog in the bathroom
>>151298428
anything else is just stepping on your dick

>>151298468
>he's gone next year anyway
he's not a free agent until 2027

>>151298455
Marinsaars are one of the fervent fanbases on the genny

>>151298478
Detroit franchises have fans all over Michigan.

baffling hearing this commentator try to justify analytics matchups nonsense, mariners deserve to lose for blindly following numbers instead of feel... the entire team and stadium became deflated watching their most worthy pitcher be told to sit down for no reason other than muh numbers

>>151298381
them’s the playoffs

>>151298487
To be an announcer for the Mariners is to cope

/nu/
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You don’t leave Kirby in because you just don’t okay?

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>>151298488
Conservative kek.

Marinades boutta get sent to the briney deep!

okay okay I must admit this year 2025 playoff were some terrible baseball but enjoyable

do the right thing, 140 pitch complete game

>>151298478
Detroit belongs to the Lions with their recent immense success

>>151298495
They'd be retarded not to trade him before next years deadline & let him walk for nothing

Big Slumper

Baseball

>>151298525
The end of the phillies/doyers NLDS will be a meme for years to come

Dumper status???

>>151298478
I am a fan. So suck it.

GO MARINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!