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sooners :)

>>151297919 (OP)
coach

HE REDEEMED!!!

RIP Nimrod

KINO

Defense optional

boooo

Yall told me the greenies were meanies but they look like weenies

How do faggots cope with not being Texans? Like you just have sit there and not be from the state with the ultimate football culture, the fastest growing economy, the most distinctive and based culture as well as the best food on earth. LOL that would be embarrassing not to be from gods favorite state.

DO NOT REDEEM!!!

>>151297919 (OP)
Gabagool must flow.

>>151297948
there it is

ERA TARJETA

Mestemaker has that Duggan throwing motion

mean peen

Surprised Rutgers put up a better fight than tOSU at Seattle in the first quarter.

still plenty of time left

EVERYONE KNOW ITS FRANKLIIIN

fuck texas

>South Florida up two scores
>sister starts bugging me about watching her baking show instead
>know I'm not getting laid tonight if I don't go along with it

>>151298479
Tell her North Texas is already getting baked and turn up the volume.

lmao

>>151298479
You know the expression bro. Happy sister, happy mister. Watch the show with her and catch the end of the game after.

roll tide

if you get a TD called back for taunting, that's loss of scholarship right? there's no way a coach lets you see the field again for being that much of an ape

Should’ve penalized him for taunting and nixed the touchdown.

>>151298479
If real post a webm

Uh buttgers bros...

I better see a fight

>>151298560
getting a td called back for taunting should result in the referee being publicly hanged, unless you physically assaulted the opponent in the process of taunting

SKKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

>>151298648
You sound brown

>>151298329
Hey man it’ll get better. Y’all got all of Texas rooting for you at least

Well now that super QB UNT has needs to rock 4 td passes in this second half. There's still 7 minutes in the third quarter.

>>151298564
what was the flag for? pointing after he scored the TD?

UNT you bums

>>151298687
Why didn't the guy tackle him at the end?

Nice try Mean Green, but you're still not good enough.
>>151298479
Go Gators btw

>Greek quarterbacks
pay debnts

>8 turnovers this game
Holy fuck

Someone screenshot that coach

The gabagool is spoiling.

Its not over yet. I believe in the Mean Green

>>151298769
THEY COMIN BOY

Meanwhile

>indiana is in the top 10

who believes this shit

>>151298812
It's weird how the southland split and then reformed and is now the old MVC + Southland.

>>151298815
is Golesh the cfb coach that was born in the actual Soviet Union? he's about to send some of these guys to the gulag

MEME GAME

wew

>>151298518
Fucking lol

>>151298812
What happened to the OVC?

USF has two big nigga WR that are gonna be drafted.

>>151298847
they're not bad though
we just have too few genuinely great teams now

I think both teams playing tonight would beat Indiana

gabagoolbros...

>>151298668
you haven’t seen your balls since before you knew what they were for

USF looks really good.

>>151298854
yeah born in moscow and apparently even speaks russian, but i have no clue what his ethnicity might be because golesh is absolutely not a russian surname. maybe jewish or some kind of western slavic

>>151298901
Tone, you ain't gonna believe this shit. Dese two black guys, came right outta nowheres, stole the ball right outta his hand. A fuckin' kid! In the red zone! It's a cryin' shame ya ask me!

>>151298901
Jesus fucking Christ

>>151298929
WHO ELSE?

>>151298847
Anything to prop up a weak B1G.

notre dame would bootyblast both these teams

>>151298916
it's likely Bulgarian from what this says
https://forebears.io/surnames/golesh

>andre ware shitting on a player for hitting the transfer portal while hes currently writhing in pain on the ground
lmao geez man

GABAGOL BROS WERE SO BACK.

>>151298995
FUCK

My sister has an autographed jersey from some defensive lineman for north texas wtf. She just came out of the bathroom wearing it and won't explain.

fresno state currently getting blown out by 1-4 colorado state 34-7

>>151298897
You’re retarded. They’d both get utterly smoked.

>>151299054
Makes sense. These UNT players look like they wear women's sizes.

oof

wtf? did USF put up 28 in half a quarter?

Took his head off. What a shit play.

>>151298897
Nah Indiana is built to beat the shit out of B1G shitters

>>151299139
they scored 28 in 3 minutes

>>151299054
Mean Joe Greene strikes again

>>151297174
you forgot to include Prairie View A&M, SFA, and Blinn Community college

they all go above Sam Houston Institute and possibly above the Minors

>>151299139
yes. UNT had two turnovers within the first five minutes of the quarter and USF scored off both + two more

>>151298948

Can anyone put a UNT hat on him?

>north texas
>in east texas
>south florida
>in the center of florida

>>151299211
Only one of those is true

>>151299054
Is there a wet spot near the hem?

>>151299231
Lubbock is in north texas. Denton is east texas as fuck

why does my TV insist on telling me that a team won the WNBA finals?
I don't even watch the NBA, >women's basketball doesn't stand a chance to my degenerating brain

>still need 4 tds to hit the over
How you degenerates feeling?

>>151299248
Lubbock is west texas. It's all desert and shiht.

>>151299171
and tarleton state! beat army and are currently ranked #3 in the fcs

GABAGOOLBROS

>>151299267
which game?

>>151299276
No there’s cotton fields there and a lot of fucking grapes for some reason

>>151299304
UNT v USF

UNT is giving up...

>>151299333
I been there, brah. Windmills and fucking prairie dogs is all you got.

>Buttgers is literally fingering washington rn
>just playing with them, fingering their little fuckass femboy furry husky holes


also why did terry crews and older terry crews appear in two seperate commercials lol

>>151299333
>for some reason
the weather is similar to that of the mediterranean
I bet they'd grow some damn good olives too

>>151299248
Denton is North Texas, so far north in fact, that it's oklahoma

>>151299384
Lubbocks biome is closer to what you would think of Kansas than it is west texas.

Also metroplex fags are not real texans

>>151299333
Cotton will literally grow anywhere
>China's Chang'e 4 spacecraft took cotton seeds to the Moon's far side. On 15 January 2019, China announced that a cotton seed sprouted, the first "truly otherworldly plant in history". Inside the Von Kármán Crater, the capsule and seeds sit inside the Chang'e 4 lander.[62]

if rutgers wins i will eat one of these for lunch tomorrow.

>>151299394
AND NOW I WONDER

>>151299384
I lived there. I know it a little better

>>151299443
>ham
>m
if it doesn't end in a vowel it doesn't belong on this sangwich

Is Athan Kaliakmanis elite?

>>151299443
>1820 calories
Make sure you get a Mt Dew with it

>>151299439
>china
They always exaggerate their discoveries so take that with a grain of salt

>>151299443
Bread and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>151299419
enjoy your red dirt covered car and haboobs year round

chaz nimrod is my favorite name. I know its not the most ridiculous but it makes me cuckle every time

>>151299444
CHECK'd, my nigger, my nigger

>>151299541
You say that it’s a bad thing

>>151299512
western civilization was literally built on bread. What the fuck do you think people ate 90% of the times.

ahhh
rutgers @ washington
a classic b1g matchup

SAARS PLEASE REDEEM FIELD GOAL

HNNNNMMMG OWOWO THESE HUSKIES GETTIN FUSKY

>>151299547
>it makes me cuckle
I'll bet it does

espns play by play page autoplaying videos is cancer

>>151299512
Hey Kropotkin, you're on /sp/...

>>151299607
what do you think I eat in MineCraft 90% of the time

>>151299607
Living on bread made people small weak and retarded though. To the point that when they encountered hunter gatherer chads they found them absolutely terrifying. And the hunter gatherer chads would beat the shit out of settled societies up until the gun was invented pretty much.

>>151299626
>makes him cuckle
>with his head below the buckle

Going for 6-1

>>151299661
Lmao another playoff contender

UNT needs to get a turnover here or their undefeated season is over

everybody is cramping up in Denton tonight

Anybody else want to read a book but the only good is harry potter so you just read it again instead of risking any other books? I have read harry potter at least 6 times by now.

>>151299704
what are you, some kind of transphobe?

>>151299694
How the fuck are these retards losing to the ramtards?

Fatboy touchdown.

>hits the pylon
should be worth half a point

>>151299704
Solaris. Read Solaris.

>>151299704
PoA and HBP are literally top tier novels, so glad they got someone to ghost write for her after the 2nd book

ANYONE
ANYTIME
ANYWHERE

You didn't forget to fill out your Pick'em, right anon?

>>151299868
I picked my nose. Does that count?

>tfw watching random hs football because all stream sites are dead
I hate capitalism so fucking much

>>151299958
without capitalism you would be working on some farm for zero dollars per hour fag

hs games are probably better than the college slop on tonight

>>151299996
This UNT USF game was great until about 10 minutes left in the 3rd.

>>151299958
source?

>>151299958
Life sports are the only thing that justify paying for TV. Pay for tv.

>>151299958
Tvpass, Fctv33, and vipbox.lc all work

>big sister is gassy because she ate mexican food
>little sister is on her period

fuck it im sleeping on the couch tonight. roll tide

>>151299996
no

>>151299987
That sounds great
Being a farmer would be comfy af

>>151299623
saved

>>151300035
>>Pay for tv.
Kys, fgt

>>151299958
rutgers washington is on youtube

>>151300068
no you would be bitching and crying about how you hate communism and you wish you had a computer to watch porn on

>>151299958
just search "[team v team] live" on youtube and you're likely to find it if it's a bigger game

>>151300046
>roll tide
fake fan, a real one would be having a threesome right now

this game is never gonna end because of all the injuries

>>151299996
I'm watching mariners/tigers and buttgers/washington rn

>>151299987
anon, we did have that with capitalism
then government regulation happened and it stopped

>>151300172
thats the point. Communism is a form of slavery. Everyone becomes slaves to the state

the absolute state of norf texas

holding that shit like loaf of bread

knee was down

>>151300206
I don't understand how that is the point. Government regulation is generally not considered a foundational tenet of capitalism. Are you saying it is?

>>151300278
Capitalism pretty much just means that people have property rights. Government regulations are not anti-capitalism unless they conflict with private property rights.

Have 10 players died this game? Geez

rapedgers

>>151300322
That makes a little more sense. I think thrust of this argument depends on how exactly you define property rights.

>>151300322
>>151300784
Which system of government would abolish inceldom?

>USF backup qb is Gas ten more
Oy vey!

this team gave up 30 points to fucking iowa, the writing was on the wall

>63-36
PALINDROMEBROS STOP THE COUNT

>>151300821
tribal

>Buttgers
Collect your gabagool and go home in a bodybag.

Man wanted UNt to win. Oh well

>>151300858
good lord, USF has an opportunity to cover the over all by themselves

>>151300878
Maybe you didn't hear but Rutgers don't shine shoes no more.

What the fuck...

Scoregami

>>151300821
fascism

>>151301120
I was told that's what America is now and yet I continue to have no sex ever.

that rutgers player got hit in the concussion

>>151299247
Wood desu mangs

>>151301057
Veer and shoot is a meme offense, but when it works, it works

>>151301123
We are not even close to beginning to be fascist.

China is textbook fascism but they call it communism. Its all very confusing.

>>151301220
Isn't China going through a population bust? Or is that just because they drowned so many baby girls?

>>151301220
You have to remember that Americans don't k ow the meaning of words.

>>151299512
Modern (((bread))) made with "bleached" (((flour))).

geez rutgers

>>151301279
It would seem China doesn't know either.

>>151300970
I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Rutgers as a team just fucking plummeted.

>>151301258
>Or is that just because they drowned so many baby girls?
Yup.

The male to female ratio is turbofucked, something like 3 or 4 males for every female chink.

Buttgers defense is ASS this year

>>151301437
How much of China is just a mass grave for fourth trimester abortions?

Dude's name is X-Ray?

>>151301473
Not enough.

>Rutgers
>Washington
>week 6
>Friday night
>9 pm EST kickoff
>>>>>"Big Ten" conference game
the most soulless slop to ever exist

>>151301258
Actions have consequences. Whatever actions are perpetuated by a people are inevitably embedded into their culture. It doesn't really matter why the actions were perpetuated, but rather the circumstances that arose because of them. Those circumstances become the norm for the new generation, and they will be perpetuated into ensuing generations due to cultural inertia.

>>151301258
yeah but they are actually doing a bunch of harsh shit like taxing women for not having babies. Things the west couldn't dream of even talking about.

"Mestemaker scores"

>>151301734
The taxes don't work. Rome tried it with bachelor taxes and the men just paid the tax.

lol wtf are you doing Rutgers?

>>151301749
Removing women from ALL education would work but it seems the leaders of countries haven't figured this out

>>151301665
four gorges dam when???

B1G..... watch out

>gets hurdled
Ouch

would fisch really give this up to start anew at ucla of all places? i get that the rutgers defense sucks, but this offense has potential, i could see williams in legit heisman conversations next year

>>151301057
it was 21-21 at halftime and then the USF bulls scored 3 touchdowns in 3 minutes due to spaghetti

>>151302166
isnt this his 2nd year at Washington? why would he be looking to jump ship so soon?

FresNO

>>151302005
James Franklin should be fired. Even if they "increase intensity" and somehow run the table to a natty he should still probably be fired.

>>151302247
Reset his clock. More money. Less expectations. Live nice in LA rather than Washington.

>Ephesians Prysock
lol wow what a name

How many tonight?

>>151302681
I mean she's getting at least 2 or 3

>>151302662
>Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
>For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
>Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
It's biblical.

How come it didn’t survive?

Alabama (-3.5) easily covers vs. Mizzou

Ohio State (-14.5) wins, but doesn't cover vs. Burts Bees Wax

Colorado beats Iowa State

Oregon (-7.5) beats Indiana easily but the score will be closer than the game actually was. Indiana has a knack for doing this. Oregon will cover however.

NC State (+16.5) will cover vs. Notre Dame.

Texas beats Oklahoma.

USC beat Michigan.

South Carolina and LSU goes to overtime and some wild shit happens. I don't know who wins. Let's say South Carolina. (Brian Kelly is going to be a surprise firing this season)

>>151301057
the thing you should take away from this game is 'miami is THAT good'

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.

Coach Primate

>>151303280
too many raids, too much bloat in response to said raids.

sad desu

>>151305013
and there it is

>>151305013
what a disgusting act

>>151305065
>>151305156
how do i get 2d gf /cfb/ros?

>>151299704
My /cfb/ brother, may i introduce you to Harry Potter fanfiction. I have found the following fanfics to be better / more enjoyable than the original childrens novels. I will limit myself to 3 recs
'Harry Potter and the Ticket Backwards' - Harry goes back in time to first year after getting hit by Avada Kedavra, the best example of a "fix-it" fanfic
'Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin' - A "wrong boy who lived" (wbwl) fic, Harry has a twin brother that gets doted on but he gets sent to the Dursleys, Harry sorted into Slytherin
'For Love of Magic' by Noodlehammer - based and redpilled, any mention on reddit gets you a permaban from fanfic subs. NSFW

>>151305231
hell yeah I am going to look into them

>>151301220
If it takes fascism to fix the destruction of fbs then they have my vote. If a fascist right just promises high speed trains they could clean up

>>151301302
files.catbox dot moe/hkg39n.mp4

>>151305231
For me it's:
Not your Heroes by Vemodalen
Double SI, two ne'er-do-wells are transplanted into Harry & Hermione then proceed to fuck shit up (for the common good, they swear!). Complete!

Madness of Ravens by darienqmk
Reincarnating into the wizarding world is nothing but surreal, and petty things such as shame and safety become easy to ignore. To Lyra and James all the world's a stage for fun and drama. Though, perhaps, they should not have looked behind the curtains. For as Dumbledore says, there are far worse things than death. (Double SI, powerful magic, no bashing, Lovecraftian divergence). Last updated: April 9, 2025!

Harry Potter and the Phoenix Wand by Lowten:
'Harry goes back to fix things' fic. When Harry accidentally breaks his wand he is engulfed in Phoenix flames and finds himself back in Ollivander's when he first bounded with his wand. armed with the knowledge of the future how can harry change things for a better tomorrow. Complete!

Daria Ravenclaw series by Meester Lee
A night of magical drinks while on vacation results in Helen Morgendorffer (unknowingly a wild Squib) & Sirus Black in bed with Daria as the result. 3 complete stories and 1 last updated: April 23, 2025!

Serenity Malfoy and the Hogwarts Education by Obloquy:
The Sailor Senshi are reborn into Wizarding Britain instead of Japan, and Princess Serenity is reborn as Draco's older sister! This idea basically started off as an exploration of Usagi/Serenity having to balance Love & Justice as she grows up and realizes what her family is involved with. Last updated: May 2, 2024!

Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches:
Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. Complete! Has 3 sequels all complete!
WARNING: RATED M FOR REALS.

>>151305065
Fall is here. PREPARE YOUR ANUSES POOCLA.

so how long until coach crime and the dipshit AD who hired him both get fired?

>>151305913
thanks anon, i'll give these a look once i feel like going back to harry potter. currently on a Worm fanfic binge

>>151306202
Who cares Colorado is shit at football

>>151306223
The people who fund the athletics program should care. Deion is a fraudulent grifter, and the AD who hired him is an idiot.

The Dukes play today!

>>151306216
>currently on a Worm fanfic binge
I've never been able to crawl back out of that hole baka

too many fun power interactions and crossovers desu

>>151306239
They also hired Mel Tucker. Colorado boosters are wealthy virtue signalers. As long as Deion continues to be black, they'll be happy with him regardless of performance.

>>151302166
>Fisch grew up in a Jewish family in Livingston, New Jersey, and attended Hanover Park High School in nearby East Hanover Township. He did not play football at the high school or college level, but was an all-state tennis player during his prep career.
Can't imagine Seattle is a very comfortable place for him these days. It's interesting that he never played football. While I'm sure there are some others, Mike Leach is the only coach that comes to mind that also didn't play football but ended up coaching teams in a power conference.

>>151306542
>As long as Deion continues to be black

>Anonnnnn I don't wannaaa go to the game today
>Let's stay home and have sex all day instead ;)

mid ginger whore

>>151306696
She could convince me to murder my grandma by wiggling her ass at me like that

>>151306618
Sonny Dykes didn’t play college football. He was a baseball player in college.

>>151306696
You post these webms to arouse other men

SC AM bets:
Kent State -1.5 (lmao)
Oklahoma +1.5 (weird that they're underdog on this)
Avoid Georgia -3.5 (they're literally crushing a Barn).

>>151306696
>ok great thanks anon for staying home
>actually before we have sex, let’s run up to Marshall’s real quick so I can return a shirt I bought
>hey while we’re out, let’s run into Target so I can get more makeup
>oh we should run over to the mall super fast, they have jeans on sale
>sorry but I need something from Costco, it won’t take long in there
>ok we can go back to my apartment, just need to stop by the grocery store real quick and maybe run into Starbucks to grab a pumpkin spice latte
>ok we’re almost home but I have to meet someone who is selling me something on Facebook marketplace, it will only be like twenty minutes out of the way
>ok we’re home, I’m too tired for sex. >why don’t you go watch the game on tv and I’ll read in my bed
>hey babe, Kelleceeaeah’s boyfriend broke up with her, I’m going to take her out to the 9th street tavern for just one or two drinks
>can you stay here and watch my dog and maybe just clean up a little? Remember he needs his heartworm medication
This is how your Saturdays die

>>151306844
cause blowu has been shit for five years with dapoor on the hot seat. also rivalry so anything can happen, also rigged, etc

Goldy :]

>

>>151307003
>no tummies
You know what we need anon

Puttin a fiver on NC State upsetting Notre Dame

SPARE US THESE CATHOLICS

>>151307112
They will be lucky to keep it a 3 score game and i hate domers

:') my hostie

who watches Marty and McGee

>>151307112
NC state getting too many points. but it's a real stretch to get that upset

>>151306239
Colorado taxpayers don't care, they all are stoned

uhh disney bros doesnt this little ducky fella kinnnda remind you of donald duck?

>>151307280
we are watching the crown jewel @ perth bro.

>>151307299
Still? Stephanie Vaquer's match already finished.

Oklahoma is only -1.5?
This is easy money, right?

Or did Texas bench Manning?

Did Texas bench Arch?
How the fuck are they favored?

This is easy money, right?

Hey y’all, I’ve got to share this — maybe it’s silly, but Pudge the Cat (yes, that Pudge from BGSU) genuinely shifted something inside me.

A few months ago, I was in a slump: going through the motions, feeling a little empty, disconnected from things I used to care about. I follow college football, and one day I saw a TikTok of Pudge in the Bowling Green locker room. I knew the story: long snapper George Carlson brought him in to boost morale after a teammate’s injury.


But seeing this little orange cat lounging among the players, being treated like part of the team — it hit me. If a cat can be part of a locker room full of big, tough athletes, then maybe I, too, can find a place somewhere I feel “belonged.”


I started following Pudge’s journey: how he’s now sort of an unofficial mascot for the Falcons, how he’s got merchandise, how he appears at games.

That energy — the joy, the weird charm — it kind of lit something in me.


I made small changes: I got out more, reconnected with friends, cheered harder for things I once shrugged off. And whenever I felt low, I’d scroll through Pudge’s Insta or read updates, just letting that goofy feline remind me life can surprise you.


So yeah. Pudge the Cat — locker room feline, viral sensation, and my unexpected inspiration.


Edit 1: Wow — this has blown up more than I ever expected. Pudge and I both thank you for all the kind words and shares.
4,785 upvotes
Edit 2: For those asking: yes, Pudge is real, and he does travel with the team sometimes. He’s got a custom jersey and NIL merch.
Edit 3: I’m tearing up at how many of you have shared your own animal inspiration stories. This community is beautiful.

>>151307496
what the fuck is this

>>151307311
Nice but blondes are far more preferable

>>151307473
Mateer is questionable to play and Oklahoma's backup is somehow even worse than Arch

>>151307548
OH BOI ARE YOU IN FOR A TREATERINO

>>151307643
Ah, that explains it, thanks anon

>>151307654
I hate how Redditors are so wildly emotional and share their inner anguish with strangers for updoots. And they’re so long winded. Must be exhausting to be around these people

>>151306768
>HE DINDU NUFFIN
>I SEENS DA VIDEO HE WAS GOIN SLOW I SEENS IT

How the FUCK is Texas favored against Oklahomo? Do they know the fix is in, or is this free money?

>>151307806
arch board chuddy

>>151307839
Damn, this fuck-marry-kill is hard mode
I think it's Marry, Fuck, Kill left-to-right

Who are we watching in the early games?

oh my god, we have the anti-national championship game today

Why is Alabama ranked so high? they got assblasted by Florida State

>>151307963
They're a top 10 team.

All hail Pudge!!!

>>151307978
why? they haven't beaten anyone

>>151307996
#3 strength of schedule bud

>>151307839
oh my

Why is this shit dead

>>151308039
Because Reddit won and now the regular season is completely irrelevant.

i'm only here to watch arch crash and burn

wait that's a Hoosier??

>>151308016
they have beaten *checks notes* UGA who has beaten *puts on reading glasses* Tennessee who has beaten East Tennessee State

ok bud

>>151308039
can only speak for me but the first cold front hit last night and I've been outside with the kids all morning

SMOKE 'EM CIG

>>151308039
Nobody cares about cfb if a game is not on.
I wish more sports were like this.

>>151308039
red river isn't until 2:30 and the early games are gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay unless you've got money on the line

This kicker looks like an oblivion character

>>151302637
Washington is extremely pretty though, and it is not like la has less drug addicts.

holy shit did you see the finish of the diaper derby on sec nation

>>151308067
They beat Vandy who had statistically one of the best offenses in the nation going into the Bama game.

If they beat Mizzou and then Tennessee how could anyone call them undeserving of the top 10?

What games we watching today

>>151308124
sure bud

>>151308130
Are there any actual interesting games on that matter

>>151308130
bama - mizzou
tosu - ***BUUUUUUUUUUUURP***
UCF - cincy
pooCLA - sharty (unironically)

>>151308130
>No. 1 Ohio State at No. 17 Illinois | FOX
>No. 8 Alabama at No. 14 Missouri | ABC

Just a reminder that slatefags absolutely 100% do not know ball

>>151308158
>pooCLA - sharty (unironically)
UCLA coming off a huge win last week, noon game halfway across the country (so 9am for them)
Sharty wins by 20+

>>151308221
I hope for a complete spaghetti fest desu

>he didn't attend the school he roots for
yikes

>>151308237
My state school didn’t have a good enough program so I went to a small local private university. Suck it.

>>151308237
Well... I can only root for Toledo then. So my hopes of ever rooting for a CFP team is dismal.

>>151308237
just admit your team has no history of success on the field and get it over with

any got a link to watch the illinois osu game?

Shut the fuck up everyone, superdogs are on right now (12 minutes ago)!!

>>151308271
>any got a link to watch the illinois osu game?
>U.S.A. flag

>>151307903
gonna watch Ohio State call for Ryan Day's head after Illinois scores a TD on their first drive en route to a 27-7 Ohio State halftime lead.
then maybe Alabama Mizzou assuming it's not also a bloodbath

>>151308280
>>151308287
found one.
fuck you faggots.

>>151308271
Its on Fox bro. Come on. Get your life together.

>>151308300
suck my dick nigger im trying to watch on my pc

>>151308255
That makes it SOVL

>>151308305
indians stream every game on youtube
welcome to 2022

>>151308305
THANK U SAAR

>>151308273
>Lee Corso still mogging half crew from his retire coffin
how does he do it?

>>151308305
>fox.com

Stop making us look bad

imagine sabrina forcing herself on you for breeding purposes

>>151297919 (OP)
test

>>151308318
#imnotpaying4datshit

Kirk's flight is the #1 tracked on flight radar 24!

>>151308334
Free trial. Use a different email each week. Just get a card and only have $2 on it and you can just get unlimited free trials of literally anything. Use YouTube TV for the best results.

>>151307112
Notre Dame has a elite offensse they are gonna blast open those wolfussies

>kickoff in 10 minutes
>thread is radio silent
nice general you got here retards

more like Gayve Porkgoy right?

send jewtnoy to his homeland

despise the oregon duckolds

>fernando mendoza is a white boy who interns at finance firms
Huh

>>151308330
>she's retarded
no thanks

make some game threads

>>151308355
Yes we know. Media kikes got their expanded playoff and now regular season games are completely worthless. I’d rather rake the leaves than watch these pointless games.

>>151308346
>Kirk
I thought he was dead

I've seen enough this bitch doesn't know ball

So we all watching Bama Mizzou in the early window?

Hey can someone please post a lot of pictures of Minnesota sorority girls and also the picture of Goldy Gopher playing his tail like a guitar?????? Please

BREAKING: Resurgent rolling Tide face off against vaunted undefeated Mizzou rushing attack in /cfb/‘s Game of the Week

Kickoff at high noon

>>151308399
yes and osu game + fsu pitt

>>151308404
I don't care and no one else does. We are here for Minnesota pictures. Can't believe Kirk Herbstreit and Nick Satan raped that child btw.

Bielieve in Bert

>>151308039
My team fucking sucks and this was supposed to be our year. I spent the whole off-season posting and quit after we lost to usf

>had to go two whole weeks without >my Hoosiers
we are so fucking back today
fuck the Pooregon Cucks

>>151308429
gets raped by.... ughh... wake forest

>>151308435
WIDE NOON SATURDAY BIELEMA

>>151308429
imagine the sheer joy of dating a mid anime girl who went to Oregon State
the average, everyday life deluxe

>>151308429
Is it possible to change the sweater to Minnesota?

did you know Oregon state and Washington state play each other twice this year

gators :DDD

Lmao the Gunther vs Pat sign.

>>151308436
this is normal as well, September gets a lot of traffic and then it dies down in October as people's hearts break, then they come back in late October/ November after they get over it and become just neutral fans for the rest of the year.

>>151307963
They stole hurrgia's aura

I do not care for pat mcafee.

>>151308478
hes the new corso and will be on the show for 40 more years

>>151308384
Seeing how their 'league' never makes a profit, shouldn't the players be paying the league money to play?

>half the matchups have ranked underdogs
the ap is fucking retarded

I guess I'll watch the UC-UCF game and the Ohio State-Illinois game until it's clear that it's rigged for Ohio State.

>black hoodie
it's over....

>>151308456
hey Finland glad you could join us

Oregon -7.5 is so fucking free money. Literally the easiest money of my life I should have put my life savings on it

>>151308485
But corso was funny, entertaining, and actually a good player.

bama is about to get btfo

Louisiana's back up qb is named "Lunch" lol

>>151308456
Your flag... Do people from South Africa really like the Gators? I remember taking my ex from Minnesota to a restaurant in Pensacola and she said how cute the alligator cartoon character was and I had to correct her and tell her how awful that alligator actually is. She died but I hope Minnesota wins today. Fuck you Gainesville.

>Illinois
>#17

>>151308383
>what getting sacked and having my ACL blown out taught me about B2B sales

Saban looks thoroughly unamused

>>151308545
kek

>>151308489
yes, multiple people did the math and if it was a 50/50 split the players would have to take a 37% pay cut since the league loses 8 figures every year. having a comp model that isn't based on revenue is obviously much more advantageous when your business isn't profitable/subsidized but women are retarded and especially black women so they think they're creating a movement when in reality they do not understand the basics of profit.

the same thing happened to the USWNT and they realized like 6 months after they were actually worse off (like everybody said they would be)

>>151308519
Don't stop posting these pleese. Is anyone else seeing Pat macaffy dancing on a table rn? He's ranting about smoking weed wtf is this product

>>151308505
hello fren :DD
>>151308524
i wouldn't know, i am not from south africa :D

>>151308511
it depends how well they defend against running plays

>mizzou plays in a landfill
flyovers explain

Huge day for college football

>>151308560
no but only because i dont bother watchign gameday anymore

>>151308572
What is your flag I was joking, my home board doesn't have flags so I've forgotten things. It's Switzerland right? Norway? Are those actual places? Go Noles

>tessitore in the missouri/bama game.
Is there any other game in the early window worth watching

it seems like Jenny Taft is hitting a new wall weekly. sad to see

>>151308603
Ohio state Illinois?

Bama bros my tummy hurts

>>151308603
Ohio State-Illinois might not be a complete joke in the first half

>>151308603
I dont know if you know this but THESE SENIORS HAVE NEVER LOST AT HOME!

>>151308603
Pitt Fsu

told you dumb fuck retards mizzou +3.5

my queen needs to be given the good games instead of whatever shitshow she usually gets relegated to

>alabama already losing
Shoot this entire fraudulent conference into the sun

Bumma getting bummed

Bamasisterfuckers...

lmao bama getting memed

so when is the bama defense gonna suit up?

Bamacousins...

uhhhh debroers???

>>151308384
>picking USC to rep the Pac
Yes retarded indeed

>>151308559
>50/50 split.
What is the split in actual professional leagues (nfl, nhl, mlb, etc,)

No one knows just how mad I am that PSU couldn’t keep Pribula

uh oh stinky....

gus johnson is ruining college football

Is Florida State going to lose again? I can't handle this I hate every other team besides Minnesota.

Mizzou has that dawg in them

>Ohio State just mashing the shit out of Illinois's passing defense early
okay nevermind this game is gonna be a joke

that's a taunting penalty???

thanks random arabic youtube channel for streaming the games
allahu akbar

activate it

Thanks for ruining the game, reffies.

>bama refball
I'm tired of this shit

These refs are such niggerfaggots

>>151308713
Fuck them, they've started to have jannies and they don't let you be racist anymore.

we /taunting/ now

>reffies bailing out Bama

A tale as old as time

lmao reffies stepping in already to save the mighty bama

what a good play by mizzou

>>151308711
Is Ohio State playing?

what a retarded gorilla

>>151308698
our linebackers are retarded so it's a possibility

>>151308715
>>151308717
reffiemind

>>151308712
>that's a taunting penalty???
Running halfway across the field to put your face into the face of a downed opponent?
Yeah, textbook definition

>mizzou's Super Bowl
>bama looking pretty flat
gonna be a long day

>>151308726
nooooo you cant just flex after a TFL!!!!

>>151308619
>gus johnson.
That is even worse.

CFB desperately needs a parity mechanism

>>151308737
I thought it was the guy who made the tackle

>>151308721
Hope they brought extra flags because bama will need all the refball today

Mizzou getting great pressure

>>151308671
they're all 50/50 or an approximation of 50/50

>>151308671
player:owner
>nfl 48:52
>nhl 50:50
>nba 51:49
MLB does some pooling and splitting thing so it's harder to simple numbers

>>151308744
It’s called the transfer portal. It’s probably too strong

>>151308744
She needs her anus on my nose

Did somebody call?

>>151308752
Yeah, the tackler doing something like that is usually overlooked
But the replay showed it was another guy from way far away that came over to do it

>giving up 9 yard naked boots to ty Simpson
methzoo...

>>151308698
That Virginia game seems to have buckbroken them and they never recovered

>>151308775
Yeah, need you to throw a flag on that guy for celebrating a good play

>>151308744
Portal + NIL has done wonders for parity

>construction site endzone
grim

>>151308734
I like the defense in theory but it takes actual intellect to pull off. We don't have an AJ Nicholson to be the defensive point guard I'm afraid. Love Earl Little Jr but there seems to be some disconnect and confusion in execution. I really miss Micky Andrews.

Missouri plays in a landfill

Just finished my shift at McDonald's, how are my reffies looking?

9 is offsides every play

I hit the Conner Weigman rush TD on my parlay.

>mishitgan state easily walking down the field against poocla
Ah so pedo state really was super ass.

>>151308830
Can I get uhhhhh mcchicken?

it's gonna be a loooooong saturday in mizzou

illinois run defense doesn't look terrible
it'll get worse as time goes on tho

>>151308829
Is Missouri a landfill?

Blowhio playing it this safe? That's not the killer instinct I know them for.

>>151308815
No as the same handful of approved teams have been involved in the playoff/natty for the past 15 years. I'll believe in parity when a G5 team wins the Natty.

drink got some here on his lip

>>151308698
castellanos gets figured out 4 games into the season plus they just lost to miami for their second conference loss and ending their season, they're definitely gonna mail it in until the gators

>>151308829
because the sec is trash lmao

>>151308815
No it hasn't. It's ruined whatever little parity existed because 120 of the 140 teams are just feeder systems now.

Is my tv fucked or is Oklahoma State practically a red-orange rather than a normal orange now?

>>151308815
Wow look at all those newcomers

>>151308859
Illinois's offensive line is ass, Altmeyer is gonna be picking grass out of his teeth for a week after this.
They're gonna play that coddled safe gameplan they used against Texas and it'll work.

>>151308830
Another win for the refs today.

>FSU loses out
would be kino
they are out with an L today

>>151308870
they change their shade depending on the unis I think

its over for missouri. that was the only TD they'll score today.

>>151308815
>Top 20 teams just openly buy good players on small teams
>Parity's back!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!

>Missouri DL: S-tier
>Rest of defense: F-

UCLA kicker is elite

>>151308871
Kek

someone bake

>>151308893
nah dude this bammer D is bootycheeks

THERE SHE GOOOOOOOOES

>>151308865
I don't like what you said :'(

anybody gonna watch that Elizabeth Taylor doc

>>151308860
Nobody wants to see that. Just watch the NFL where there has never been an equivalent of Vandy beating bama because of parity. You literally remove the possibility of legendary shit happening when you have parity.

NEW NEW NEW
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GO GO GO

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>>151297919 (OP)
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>>151308938
Why do you faggots think this is funny?

The games just started and my doggie already fell asleep

>>151308871
>tennesneed & blowklahoma losing
would be kino

>>151308929
>Nobody wants to see that
Thanks for admitting that they're hand-picked and only certain teams can win.

>>151308959
>>151308959
new

>>151308951
>The games just started and my doggie already fell asleep
I know somebody who can deal with that problem

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>>151308964
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>>151308952
>wanting arch and texas to win

>>151308933
>>151308938
>(OP)

>>151308956
The weak should fear the strong

>>151308977
No, more like it's all rigged and controlled for money.

>>151308997
Ok schizoid

>>151308606
The ALL AMERICAN HAG, JENNY TAFT

>>151308384
>pay us what we’re owed
So, nothing?