Thread 151303687

The battle for an ashes spot continues
Will Marnus make his much maligned comeback?
Will a new teenager batting prodige appear out of thin air?
Stay tuned to find out

Maybe if you meet someone who is more you than you are it's time to bullet
All the greatest, nicest men don't have pretty girlfriends

https://youtu.be/1zF0VBP2iiQ?si=yvKY9tCHrig2n5R1

More of a 3D country man me
More geese than geese

nobody cares about the ashes

Going Sheffield
No good bouldering gyms in York anymore

>Le pizzeria

reckon ombre plaid is big in this winter

annoying thing about alcoholics is they keep repeating themselves

Geese-Domoto sounds so close to another song but I cant quite think what
Cameron winter is a master of this craft, unwriting songs

>>151304509
what's your 20mm max hang?>>151304509

>20mm
penis length of the average boulderer

Mental how different the west Yorkshire and south Yorkshire accent are, but I wouldn't be able to articulate for one moment in what way they are different, you just hear it

>>151304705
Mine is 7 inches (fraudulently bone-pressed)

YFO

>Matt Mendes, the best moonboarder in the UK, is 18
Right, I am off to Camberwell’s finest rope emporium, anyone want owt

did you brits go to sleep last night?

Can't think of anything else

Fraudulent 2 match series between Pakistan and South Africa tomorrow lads

i want pakistan to win

i want dewald to break laras record

>>151304788
>Bed time
>Boobs
>Bacon
More reddit than you know what, this chap

If Schwarzkopf didn't allow Africans to buy their shampoo they'd be Schwarz 'ck off

>>151304805
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15181249/Drug-fuelled-thug-stabbed-teenage-Syrian-refugee-sentencing.html

Gonna be difficult from here on out

>>151304788
Blackcaps
Bmac
Boulty

Love some of the musical swagger involved with Cameron Winter- Nausicaa
Like from 2:21-2-31
It's telling you it knows it's a good song. What instrument even is that

I am Welsh (black)

Welsh (gay)

my lats are actually massive

Show us

oil em up first

Pretty sure Vadim Timonov is the best moonboarder in the world though, another victory for the motherland

he won't because he's a welsh weakling who needs to take approx 383 pics in the perfect lighting and at the right angle before using the photoshop clone stamp tool to expand the width of his limbs and then post it on here or /fit/ without being called out (again)
simply too many logistical variables

it's either matt Mendes or vadim Timonov, one of them

>>151304949
>This bent thirst

>didn't refute it
kek gottem

>>151304788
bathurst 1000

might tune in see what this is about

I should really get on a train to Sheffield but these 100% cotton John lewis sheets are just so comfy

>>151304788
brz by subaru

>>151304788
bumming blokes in brighton bathrooms

>>151304788
black coffee

>bradman was a freemason
hmm

yeah lads carry on, it's definitely pronounced LabuSHANE isn't it? lmao Australia IQ at its finest

>some Argentinian midget trying to cash in on the great Liam Paynes death
As the great, old Colombian proverb goes
''how to tell an Argentinian is lying? His mouth is open'' or Cómo saber si un argentino miente? Tiene la boca abierta.

personally i prefer the great old columbian proverb:
"GONE GOTTEN FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILION CUNT"

>>151305038
when they hold family gatherings in perth that's definitely the pronunciation that gets thrown about
it definitely isn't a dumbed down invention for the 80 average IQ Australian

labuSHANE
genuinely embarrassing
Australia isn't a country

https://voca.ro/1deH52GyX2Di

How is this difficult?

the funniest part is the actual way of saying it isn't even hard kek. literally one extra syllable but that's apparently enough to make the australian '''''brain''''' explode

britjeet my son

my family gatherings all use the correct pronunciation I made a point of that

I mean, their only contributions to music are tame Impala and nick cave (mogged by Cameron winter)
At least they have some good climbers though....

le bus.
chag knee.

for me it's Australian cricketing legendary spin bowler Schagne Warne

life in the 6163 without parallel

Climbing gym Sen. Now, there is a climbing gym.
Donedoners don't know how good they have it.

Meanwhile, for me-
>50% slab
>Primarily a pizzeria
>Has a laptop thumbing sofa and even a computer room

It's hell in this gumball machine

Wish there was a Japanese climbing gym in Leeds

guy I went to high school with often posts insta stories of him climbing outside
perhaps try that

Have tried it, overrated
Praise the plastic rock

LIKE A SAILOR IN A BIG GREEN COAT
LIKE A SAILOR IN A BIG GREEN BOAT

trinidad is a good song
rest of the album fails to live up to that promise

love gardening
love my garden

Never again
I mean it for real this time
Later space cowboy, isn't that what the cool kids say?

India declares at 518-5

>unironic anime reference
lmao

Reminder to ol' sixhead that his little twiglet legs would snapped in half on court, on pitch or inside the squared circle

purple connections was bullshit today

suspect a welsh man is naturally more athletic than an indian

>>151304788
beveraginos

hate myself and want to die

checking the funds

did someone say bevragino?

lads there is world cup cric on in literally less than an hour

>The incident occurred in the 17th over of India's innings, when Mlaba, after dismissing Harleen Deol, waved goodbye to the batter, which an ICC release on Saturday noted, "could have provoked an aggressive response"
game is gone.. game is actually fucking gone

>>151305515
kek
KEKE
thought zachy hadn't mentioned this recently

Tagerine Chandrapal

Perthbros are you going to WWE Crown Jewels today

no lmao

>>151305618
so true

>>151305618
based andy

>WWE and wogball
wish they'd bring the WRC back instead

ashes on soon. jannies on pooicide watch

>>151305577
>no australia
not cricket

now: england v sri lanka w
1pm (2.5 bongs): wwe crown jewels, afghanistan vs bangladesh
6pm (7.5 bongs): wigan vs hull kr
7pm (8.5 bongs): boxing dave allen vs makmuhddaovdovodov

Ol' pussy sixhead MIA since >>151305365 lmao

the saturday spin

>>151305870
fuck its been grire recently
thank god for mlb playoffs

Chandrapal ton i can feel it followed by a Jaddu induced collapse

>>151305870
i'd maybe watch ban v afg if it wasn't on in sleep hours

not my club but kino kit for Hobart this year

>>151305933
pretty sure that's only the template before they boong it up with some dots and circles

Chandrapal just smacked a sixxy

Chandrapal just nicked off

>>151305933
welcome back dutchjeet

big asterisk against any statpadding gained against this windies "team"

>>151305950
nah that's really it, it's for sale and everything
>>151305994
ew I'm not a poojeet

wait I thought "convicts" meant England
that's why that one guy always announces his arrival by saying "convict hours"
?

>>151306031
they might as well be the convicts

where the FUCK is that dezi freeman lad hiding

>>151306096
Hes dead in some inaccessible area

>>151306096
theres a cool milly on the table if you can dob him in

>>151306096
Probably climbed into a storm water drain and offed himself. Can't see him from the air and the dogs can't smell him.

>zachy knocks on your door. you open it to find him out of breath and panicked. he tells you hes just shot 3 cops that entered his sovereign land and he's had to flee.
what do you do?

Dingo theft

>>151306240
probably hurt my neck having to crane it so low

>>151306240
Pretend I'm not home like usual

>>151305950
not sure how hobart can do that lmao

>>151306240
let him in and hide him in my spare room

what I would do for any /cric/ lad

>>151306240
press the button

I'd rat any of you out for 1 million ngl

>>151306276
Could chuck us all your money?

>>151306298
no but I would let you stay in my spare room

>>151306294
ive already preemptively done it just in case

>>151306303
Why not your bed?

>>151306311
it's an option but not a guarantee

>>151306287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8

stupid bitch on the right forgot her pants

she was always my fav

20 bings until WWE

This guy delivering my uberjeets
Based and immigrationpilled

if I were looking to explore being a massive retard, how would one watch the wrastling?

churs

LETS GO CENA
CENA SUCKS

The aussie street fight is first up here we GO

>>151306495
queen of /cric/

kek based aussies booing the US anthem

can feel my skin crawling knowing wrastling is happening less than four kilometers away from my bedsit flathouse

so true

already lost interest, simply not my bag

its pretty funny how bad it is

/cric/ spotted

>>151305308
this is the high iq take

>>151305933
>not my club
uhh.. yeah because you're posting from some kush cafe in east Amsterdam you daft plastic lmao

namibia showing up

>>151305950
not really any indigenous tasmanians left lad think they were all murdered

>>151306240
Don't think leaseholds count as sovereign land

>WWE superfan Jasper Oxford proposes in front of wrestling champion Rhea Ripley at Crown Jewel Superstore
ausredditlia

damning indictment of the bestern australians tonight

>>151306719
pic should be required syllabus for every 'i just need a gf' sadsack

love women. not going to ever stop loving women

are there really enough man children in Aus to fill a stadium for a WWE show? grim. I thought toycunt was an extremely rare minority

no one more upset about this than me

hope not a single man from the 6163 is in attendance at the wwe tonight

know not a single man from the 6163 is in attendance at the wwe tonight

probably a bunch of hipster pricks of their knockers enjoying the camp value or some shit

>no culture of your own so have to import yankslop
sad

not me
not 6163 men

england women are SHIT

test cricket stadium, mid-sized Tool venue (no gaylord-grabbing). this is the only civic infrasrtucre your town needs

>>151306871
so true
and australian women by extension
angloids possibly the worst women out

fortunately, women's cricket isn't cricket

reminder that if women don't give you sex it is morally justified to rape them

>>151306938
ha ha yeah
*turns around and talks to someone else*

don't have sex bc I'm a good roman catholic lad
workmate setting me up with her mate who aslo does not haven sex lets frickin go

>>151306956
*rapes you*

does anyone know what happens in bibra lake? besides adventure world

*calls the police*

>>151307027
yes I'm like one suburb over ama

bibra lake my cock nigga

AJ STYLES VS JOHN CENA UP NEXT

>>151307044
what happens in bibra lake?

lads if I appear in the news for a bad crime it wasn't me, it was zachy

>>151307060
asian brothels and steel fabrication

>>151307005
>don't have sex bc I'm a good roman catholic lad
that's what bard said too but he went from volcel to biggest shagger on /cric/

*be's not opening the door*

>>151307068
bard a fake catholic
me of pure irish stock (rounding up sister got 3% finnish on her dna test)

Saffas are 120-7 vs Namibia

god you're all a bunch of faggots in this general
this is the cringiest general on all spee

bard hasn't had sex in a decade lmao
flunked out in south america
flunked out in SEA
claims he has a european gf with zero proof, prob some roastie hes harrassing on tinder

>>151307061
the great doritos robbery of 2025

serious allegations and bard conspicuously silent

thees ees the creengeist geenrool on eesspee

>>151307082
Extremely rude post

>>151307086
man that's crazy
get some friends btw

why get friends when I can just make fun of bard

bard is a nobody, never existed. his story does NOT add up.

>>151307079
bard is of pure direish stock too

>god you're all a bunch of faggots in this general
>this is the cringiest general on all spee
meanwhile is ausgaylia... >>151306712

bard is literally a shitjeet lmao

bed looms

goodnight

Just remembered certain six string faux americana hack was so mentally disintegrated by me posting my on pitch victories he started pretending he used to play for a sunday league pub team lmao

You are dire at footy Zachy just shut up

Twiglet legs is obviously shit at sport. I, however, am not and would meg your sorry arse into oblivion

>that's an expensive piano
>thinks he's still allowed to have a single music-based take on here
lmaooooooo

>/cric/ shitters still mentally disintegrated by the Soul Limbo vocaroo
*megs you whilst whistling Soul Limbo*

ashes can't start soon enough to drown out this sort of rubbish

>watching some C-tier series between mercenaries
No thanks

I bet there's been at least one case of someone buying a BBL ticket, expecting it to be for a certain Brazilian procedure only to be disappointed by muh surge charge or whatever current gimmick they're pushing

Do they even believe this or is it just cope?

Hello sirs I am Indian sirs hello sirs
Just refused to give my driver from the airport a tip (it was described as FREE pickup ffs, and they already made us pay 500 rupees for the airport charge)
Might get stabbed my first night here

>>151307165
lmao

>>151307068
Didn't mean to

>>151307079
wtf take that back

>>151307086
Could be a lie I suppose

>>151307124
So true

>>151308142
let us know how the delhi belly goes

looks like 'reddit: the holiday' just kicked off

lel certain man gone to bed because he was up all friday night AGAIN with his drunk ramblings. not a healthy lifestyle is it, not even mentioning all the other drugs he chucks into his system

>151308129
But enough about englund

Notice Scrooge has blown in

Zachy going to Sheffield because he's been kicked ran out of York?

Ian Watkins has died
S

>>151306495
Ok she's got my vote now

Bard how do we turn India into a civilised country?

>>151314192
stop letting them export all their greatest minds
send their greatest minds back to India
they can do the rest

>>151310989
they had a couple of a bangers
shame about the literal monster he was as a person

you having a laugh mate? their '''''music'''''' was utter shite

listen here you insufferable cunt
no one wants your opinion on anything
fuck off

more a fact than opinion

always found it funny how crims think theyre vigilante heroes when they shank some pedo cunt in prison
particularly because the cunt that does it probably committed violent crimes to get there in the first place

>>151310989
noncejeet's role model and biggest inspiration. he'll be really upset today

namibia beat south africa in a t20 overnight

doesnt count
no dewald, not a real SA team

real test cricket later on - quick turnaround for the saffas

might watch Bathurst today, might not who knows

>>151317510
cubs vs brewers starts in a bong 15 bings

>>151317510
i'll watch if you can promise me there'll be lots of crashes

Feeling enlightened this morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yddeYto4MsA

got my afternoon all planned out
will watch the race and drink several beers

it's too humid

>>151320281
have you tried not feeling that way

He's the one who decided to move there, Australians aren't obligated to pronounce his name correctly

>>151308081
>former england bowler chris woakes
>former
hes still good - i swear! pls bring him to aussie bro, pls bro

last 2 digits is the number of safety cars we get today

Poor old wheelchair-bound faggot bnonce must be mentally disintegrated hearing about diddler Watkins getting shanked

does this mean there'll never be a new lost prophets album?

>>151319341
reckon you might be on to something there

I want to drive a v8 supercar

I own and drive a v8

yeah but english cars run off beans and whinge a lot, not really the same

That is true, but this one was designed by a wop and is admired for it's engine note

>>151324844
based fuckwit

>>151325134
I know about your faggot bathurst shite, shitheap convict

race is pretty fucking boring so far

Go back to /brit/ you pathetic cuckold

/cric/ - Cringe cunts

>>151326325
too true unfortunately
no cricket will do that to any genny really

>>151325181
yeah they're just going around in circles pre much

>wwe last night
>bathurst today
is there some mouthbreathing doorhanger holiday weekend on at the moment?

one bong until test cricket (real)

genuinely hate bathurst and v8 culture

don't know what "v8 culture" is
bathurst is based though

getting a weber
finally joining elite company for this cricket season

like cars
hate bathurst and car enthusiasts

based, thats v8 culture personified

is the saffa test on any legit streaming sites in aus?
i'll settle for vipbox but prefer to get it straight from the teat

>game in the subcontinent
>audio mixing is absolute dogshit
its a story older than time

No, not that. The guarantee was that would not take place.

The House uz suspended

>>151328899
my favourite video

utter dogfucking bullshit

4 tapped it me

just more runs for dewald to get really

Thinking about going on a road trip for a few months then driving off a cliff

>>151330091
lay off the geese albums m8

might watch some women's big bash this year lads
who are the best sorts to look out for?

LADS
WE WON THE MOTOR RACE

>>151330169
welcome convict, enjoy your convict day

>Gobsmacked motor sport fans have compared the pre-race entertainment at the Bathurst 1000 to 's**thouse karaoke' after a team boss cable-tied herself to the winner's trophy in a shocking protest
pozzies really embarrassing themselves lately

Not an ideal start for South Africa this

Pakistran goingVERY nicely

Tagenarine bros... i still believe he'll come good it's in the blood

love pakistan pitches
either a 800-6d type beat or a pic related

Love Kuldeep
Love Jaddu
Simple as

walking to bouldering (63 miles away from my usual to avoid the ex again this weekend)

>>151330380
Bindian in disguise

>in disguise
You must dumber than a stinking paki

when did elyse perry become shit?

2 test matches on and blud is watching the ladies lmao

i am the nationality of my flag and support my country
you wouldn't know anything about that

Candelabro (literally who) knocking the Geese album off the top of the rym AOTY list so giving it a spin. will report back

>>151330496
>willingly watching women's sports

Reverse *triggers convict shits* Eden Gardens happening in Indraprasth

>Cackistan going from 163/1 to 199/5
lol, lmao

Windies winning the story if they make India bat again. Still a long way to go though.

>>151330762
They've still got Hope

friendly reminder we're a BLC05 general

>>151330782
Frankly I'm amazed they declared when they did.

Why isn’t pakis v saffas on kayo

Gill got too cocky just like Waugh. Not like Windies got skittled for 80 they got 250 1st innings

not watching any of the test cricket happening desu
more of a t20 enjoyer these days

You should check out the hundred, its even better

>>151331040
Not even like the first Test where Windies got bundled out for 162 batting first. India had the platform to go make 600+.

more like dying keaton.

>>151331154
Aye well it's set up a real game now. Wouldn't even want to chase 100 batting last

business idea: reviews only get consumed when you use them correctly

if anyone can chase this down its big strong waussies (woman aussies)

amelia earhart was hot, pure baddie.

Too close for comfort

i got insane dick. every single bitch would be fucking givin' up their day job.

CAM ON WAUSSIES

CAM ON BHARITIES

>>151330451
APOLOGISE

absolute state of bindian 'air freshner required' womeme though. 320 is basically like scoring 500 in the male game. pretty poothetic effort to not defend it desu

^*kaboom*^

unbelievable performance from the waussies

unbelievable performance from the talibanese

and may it continue MASALA!!!

ahahahaha
he entered the thread when they were deep into the tail to do the classic poo move of only rocking up when a win is almost certain. now he's having a meltdown

How are we feeling?

MASALA

>bnonce self-projecting his fat disabled broken arse again
Consequrnce of yer diddler dad i presume

kek our girls did it easy
it is quite insane that the two best teams in the world are from one country

>went to sleep with the match running
>would periodically wake when the jeet crowd cheered a boundary, or wicket after the innings change
>biggest roar when healy gets out
>stay up and watch the last 5 overs or so
>get to enjoy deathly silent jeet crowd as their victory slips away into a record run chase

chucked a sickie today

based
I was close to doing the same. Just want to spend time on the game im coding and cant wait till this evening

notice zachy burnt himself out with the friday all night posting sesh and couldn't show up for the rest of the weekend
getting old and weak, the toothpick armed neek

>>151342912
it was a noticeably quiet sunday in the kings land (from all of the kings people, not just the dunce)

Bevan Jacobs giving off serious pornstar vibes

>>151343282
bracewell looks 50 when they show him live

New /int/ meme just dropped it zutty in there

>>151344092
youll have to tell us all about it while the cricket is on later

reckon there is some utv archiver shit going on with that one brit flag and one aus flag that mention zachy constantly

im more worried about the peewee with visceral hate for bard

watching point break. it's kinda bad.

How do we feel /npl/ bros?

>>151350369
hope he teaches them all his batting stance

>>151350285
spending my rort time today reading about algebra

>reckon there is some utv archiver shit going on with that one brit flag and one aus flag that mention zachy constantly
That's bnob. Mentally ZUTTED by his diddler dad

zutt is a bad meme and you should feel ashamed for trying to bring it here

>>151330868
they want people to watch the bindia test

declaring neu /cric/core

paki collapse

Windies on day 5 lead watch

>shai hope averages 50 in ODIs and 25 in tests
Is this some kind of record? Very similar to Michael Bevan who averaged 53 and 29

you now remember darren bravo

and dwayne sammy

opening with spin in a test - cringe or based?

>>151353024
>ynr him being talked up with the likes of kohli and williamson
Still finished with an average of 36 in tests which is like Bradman tier for a modern Windies batsman

>>151353125
Based.
Keep those opening cucks on their toes.

>Shitdia allowing Windies to lead
ahahahahahahaha

more of a tissuecomb or a showercomb guy me

>>151353125
clarke used to be good at using a spinner with the new ball

>>151350285
you got filtered

only two instances of a spinner opening the bowling for australia:
>Bill O'Reilly at Trent Bridge, 1938
>Michael Beer at Port of Spain, 2012

the current australian team is incapable of any kind of strategic thinking beyond le bang it in short of a length

sadly thats what happen when you have a fast bowler as your captain

paine was no better. headingley 2019 was one of the worst displays of brainlet captaincy I've ever seen.

Not sure collapsing the moment you get into a lead is a good idea

>zutt is a bad meme and you should feel ashamed for trying to bring it here
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

are the east indies any good at cricket?

the only thing the east indies have going for them is badminton

Fartus Lapooshat

2008 dubstep

man it would be a good watch if the windies won it from here

this cunt passes the eye test because youre scared what will happen if you fail him

hi :))

morn sebbo

>>151353971
x

was farting a lot this morning but it's out of my system now I think

actually no farts are back

a new biginning innit

brevisbros...

Saffers getting thrashed a bit here

>>151314192
Honestly? The Raj must return

Yes sirs I went to very nice cricket match today yes sirs

>>151356665
Oops sirs I forget pictorial

nice crowd lmao was probably less buzzing than worcstershite

Pretty similar desu, turns out that even with a population of 1.4 cricket mad people and tickets starting at 330 rupees for 5 day's cricket you STILL can't get people interested in Test cricket

>he didn't sit in the pissrat poohli stand
It is a monday tbf I imagine they do work even in India, must do considering I got at least one scam call today.

can't imagine going on holiday just to keep posting on 4chan that's fucking depressing

As good as qualified now. We still look uninspiring though.

>>151358375
he's copying that off NZ backpacklad who was too scared to chat up a waitress so took pics of two other tourists doing it then posted his commentary alongside those here before going back to the hotel alone kek

>welsh weaklings got btfo again today
ahahahaha so this is why the 2 south england tarq larpers keep going into hiding

>tranny "royal" air """force""" pilots to be trained by chad Indian Air Force pilots
Lmaooo yjk little wheelchair faggot bnonce will be writhing from the mental ZUTTING kek

in english, doc?

quick run this am
no farts

how far you trot?

8km not at a great pace
easing back into things

Rome wasnt traversed in one bite fella

>>151367438
Noice

people watching in the park
postures are fucked

>>151367438
so funny the thought that at least one person bought this expecting 20 jazz funk greats

the moral victory is under threat lads
https://youtu.be/5gzIgq-GLXs

>>151369389
>We’re playing for the Ashes, they’re playing for a moral victory
never has the state of the ashes been more aptly put

dude at work just asked for next week off for a trip he bought flights for 3 months ago
probably going to make him take unpaid leave since he was a retard about it

got a power tripping janny over here

think pak win this comfortably. no way this pitch gets easier to bat on and theyre prob going into 2nd innings with a 80 run lead

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360854559/australian-cricketer-reported-alleged-lewd-wicket-celebration
>Australian cricketer reported for alleged lewd wicket celebration
game is well and truly gone.

should be banned for americanisms

who was it who got banned for carving a penis into a pitch in grade cricket again lmao
like 10 years ago, fast bowler in tbe conversation for playing tests. south australian or new south welsh i think?

Fringe South Australian paceman Daniel Worrall has been suspended for scratching an image of a penis and testicles on a cricket pitch.

The bizarre incident came as Worrall, who has played five first-class games for the Redbacks, played in a Futures League match in Melbourne which ended last Friday.

Worrall scratched the offensive imagine onto a pitch at Toorak Park in Melbourne that was being prepared for a grade cricket match.

"We are extremely disappointed in Daniel's actions, it's not in line with the behaviour we expect of a Redbacks player," SA Cricket's high performance manager Jamie Cox said on Tuesday.

"We do believe this out of character for Daniel. He regrets his behaviour and has accepted the penalty."

For breaching Cricket Australia's code of conduct, Worrall has been suspended for four one-day or Twenty20 fixtures.

I can't stop drinking full cream milk

>>151372174
>story about dicks
>Jamie Cox
Oh I kekd

Why are the best test side in the world losing to Pakistan?

corruption

>>151372205
Bet youve got some strong bones

rate my scran

>>151372534
would go nicely with a good kiwi beverage

>>151372534
they must get sick of the hospital food they get fed at a lot of places

>>151372673
hello convict welcome to today's /cric/ thread please enjoy your stay

>konvict music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14PgWitIbSk

>>151372373
never broken any so you might be right

>>151372820
no fingers playing cricket?

link to saffas game?
vipbox and streamed aint working for me today

>>151372805
keKkk https://youtu.be/gczBgNB-p1w

>>151372534
lgm

>>151356715
lgm

>>151372962
hood classic: certified

>>151372996
tabla x

Some bloke gave me a funny look on the train because my hand was resting on my crotch while I was reading Lolita

Based Nabokov appreciator

What did some of your ancestors get transported for?

To be fair, I did pull my cock out and start wanking after a couple of minutes.

ba-bye azam

>>151373271
Hes probably never seen one that small

THE CRICKET WORLD CUP IS ON

dont think you have any say in that decision champ

Pakistan choking a bit

>shitheap afridi
Hindu raja Senuran Muthusamy ZUTTING these terrorists

considering the storied history of what is now pakistan

iranic peoples are perhaps some of the most soulful in the world. severely underrated culture particularly in the modern age. iran would be a global power if the world's boot was not perpetually on its throat

NZ appear to be losing

the thinking man's cultures
>iranic
>chinese
>mongolian
>ethiopian

thought about the greeks but they're a little too reddit and got heemed into complete irrelevance anyway
probably deserve it but for the reddit part

feels like theres been a hundred reviews in this saffa game

>>151373654
I agree with this desu
they should have got into cricket - would be like an elite Afghanistan-Pakistan mix

never met a dumb iranian

total cazzie but reckon 17 runs in 5 wickets is bad

pakistan deserve to lose this for how they've behaved there

met plenty of dumb iranians

*zutts you and your false prophet*

>>151373530
>cummins out injured
>makes 3 centuries
heh nothin personnel lads

just looked at the scorecard dear oh dear

>>151373654
very fabian of you or hitlerian

South Africa just lost the match lads

>>151373852
applied for secretary of state yet mate

watching falling down
it really is quite shit actually

>>151374199
yeah it isn't that good very dated

turned it off. utter rubbish

a history of violence on instead. cronenberg films are either great or dogshit will see which this is

cosmopolis was simultaneously great and dogshit tbf

alright lads

how is the itinerary withstanding going the day to day lad. still goosestepping to its tune?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TLvRYUj_Is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx48npNkabM

How did Pavement get away with this?

Technically a different progression but quite literally the same song structurally. Not to mention that the entire Slanted & Enchanted album which is so widely loved particularly by certain man ITT is basically just Hex Enduction Hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlmL9BggCNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSl1AHLgbTs
Hmmmmmm

Technically a different progression but quite literally the same song structurally. Not to mention that the entire Slanted & Enchanted album which is so widely loved particularly by certain man ITT is basically just Hex Enduction Hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlmL9BggCNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx10715hFKo
Hmmmmmm
>-Even so, Pavement’s wholesale reappropriation of Smith’s consonant-ridden jargon still seemed a little brazen. Wasn’t Slanted and Enchanted’s Our Singer just an exact rewrite of the Fall’s Hip Priest? “Yeah it was,” Stephen Malkmus, Pavement’s wiry, bookish singer and guitarist admits, “but there were other songs too. Conduit for Sale was New Face in Hell. Jackals, False Grails; The Lonesome Era was The Classical. It didn’t worry me at the time. I don’t know what I was thinking,” he muses idly, as if he’d never considered the subject before.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>-There's another song on Slanted and Enchanted called "Conduit for Sale!" that's very similar to "New Face in Hell" by the Fall. There's a song called "Fame Throwa" that's very Fall, especially the chorus. And "I've got one holy life to live" [a.k.a. "Jackals, False Grails: The Lonesome Era"] is "The Classical" done differently.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>This one is very related to "Hip Priest" by the Fall. We were running out of time recording the album, and I was like, "I got this last one. I'm not even going to bother teaching it or doing any over-dubs, just get in here and play a waltz beat." Just some frustrated California 22-year-old. It has a certain directness and freshness that makes it a nice closing for the album.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Certain man (Zachy B) has a lot to address

>finds out Pavement are a fall rip off 28 years later
yes lad, everyone* knows. both bands have even talked about it

*of course certain man just goes with what he sees on /mu/

a history of violence is: good

it actually is (hope you're talking about the flick here)

yes I'm not reading a c*mic book

boom
https://youtu.be/k3jlviX88iw

>>151375608
in retrospect was this funny at all?

>>151375829
it was a choon
https://youtu.be/lQNZrZWYZBY

>>151375860
choon

corr
https://youtu.be/KTj6s3dzSEk

grimmer than a glammylad disco sesh in here

>No britzoloids in 60 days
Praise the lord

38 days until the ashes

>>151304731
>YFO

>>151376485
literally me when I see a yank in our (test nations') thread

>>151374720
That wasn't me, but this is me
The itinerary is going very strong and has allowed us to do one HECK of a lot already in just half a week

>Australia's team is their worst since 2010 - Broad
give us the ashes now

Indians are a very deceitful people
Constantly harassed by "friendly" people trying to sell me shit I didn't ask for, and who don't go away no matter how many times I say no

how's the smell?

>>151377534
Not too bad desu, just an occasional whiff of piss or rubbish as you walk past certain areas
Haven't seen any street shitting yet either, although I have seen some street shit so I know it must still be happening

it's joever >>151377366

ofcom will have a few /cric/blogger's deaths on their hands in 61 days

Where will certain men do their attention seeking after 4chan is gone?

>>151378811
thought the post itt from a murrica flag complaining about one britflag autist infesting their general and talking to themselves endlessly about nothing was seb but have to consider this is just a british trait across the board

>>151376532
I know fatty bum bum

>>151378811
that op is some meme source so thought it was nothing but its actually being reported by more major sites. lmao aus, yanks and jeets is apparently the grim final fate of /cric/. no ashes banter with di lads will be sad thoughbeit

>>151381167
naw, this is coming to aus too
shall just be sebbo and that dutchlad soon

>>151381218
Apparently they've backed down considerably on the restrictions here
now its "spot checks" for age verification (e.g. anyone they dont like)

>>151381581
they should shut down that e-safety commission bullshit but of course politicians like having "independent" bodies they can use to ram through unpopular policy while shielding themselves from the line of fire
the voice would've been the same thing with a different agenda

i support and welcome the age verification

t. shitheap wheelchair-bound diddled-by-dad bnonce

>>151381661
I've always wondered why the feral proPalestine crowd haven't turned their focus on the digital id stuff
like it should be very easy to say to them "in the future these IDs will prevent you from discussing pro-palestine online"

just found a pube that has to be over 6 inches long
longer than my erect pinnis

>>151381718
it's because those types aren't really guided by principle but emotion, and sympathy/empathy or the appearance of it guides their activism
digital id is more an abstract thing and there is no footage of people dying to ignite their passion

baking

>>151381801
yeah very true
does require a small amount of foresight to realise the gravity of the situation, and cant see much of that happening

>>151381801
It's about none of that it's just virtue signalling on to whoever the propaganda tells them is oppressed vs oppressers

>mudslimes
>niggers
>p*li terrorists
>faggots
"""Opressed""""

>Hindus
>pasty timmys
>jews
>straight people
"""Oppressers""" because they are self-successful without gibsmedats

/cric/ - Coping Retarded Indian Chuds

>>151382008
2 decades of browns are oppressed vs 8 decades of jews are oppressed
tiktok videos were the deciding factor

"""yank""" paki needs a crane to leave his bedroom

>>151382118
You've got literal faggots who would be stoned to death or thrown off a building for being faggots in mudshit countries who take it up the arse just like pedo poohamhead did supporting a mudshit country. How was that enabled?

Mudshits, niggers and you neetbux timmys are the biggest drain on gibsmedats yet all you timmys do is kvetch about Indians because they are too docile

There's not an ounce of sympathy for Hindu victims of mudshit terrorism because we are too successful from our own hard yakka to be seen as oppressed

>>151382008
>>jews
>"""Oppressers""" because they are self-successful without gibsmedats
b8 or just retarded?
the chosen people murdered more than 100 million to get their own country
if they're chosen wouldn't it just be given to them

>>151382204
already said they weren't guided by principle
if there were dozens of new videos daily of fags being executed for being fags, i'm sure progressives would kick up a stink about
the fact is that it's no secret arab countries do shit like this to gays, so the gays in those countries have the sense to keep their faggotry hidden as best they can, and it's only the occasional retard that flaunts their shit in the street getting yeeted off buildings

>>151382292
Ok so you're some kind of lebanese convict. I don't give a fuck about any of your superiority complex desert cults, just stating facts. They are seen as oppressers vs oppressed p*li shits

>>151382304
I'm asking, how are liberals and faggots in the west supporting a peoples thst would have them stoned to death? How incredible is that work of propaganda for that to happen?

>>151382372
nta but the enemy of my enemy is my enemy
theirs an implicit agreement to work together to overthrow western civilisation

>>151382402
enemy of my enemy is my friend*
lol

I'm absolutely not reading this smelly jeet's essays tyvm lmao. will leave it to you aus lads to babysit

>>151382402
Enemy of my enemy quote is from the great Indian text on nation building Arthashastra by Chanakya

Faggots don't want to overthrow western civ they just have been conditioned to see themselves as "oppressed" because they were rightfully shunned from spreading their faggot ideology, so anyone else who is seen as "oppressed" thry will support even if it's suicidal

End of the day no matter the rules, a society must exist. To do that one must procreate. If everyone wss a faggot it wouldn't be possible. So faggotry should be accepted but never promoted.

Same with drug addicts. Society csn tolerate a certain % of addicts, say 5% for arguments sake. But their is a critical % of addicts where society will break down (see opium china). So drugs can be somewhat tolerated but should never be promoted or fully legalised like the fsggot green party are trying to do here

>151382491
Ok timmyneet, go queue up for your dole money this friday

>>151382510
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>>151382372
progressives are just dumb as fuck and most of their agenda is contradictory
>support both gays and gay killing arabs
>support feminism and the trannies that mog feminists in female spaces
>my body my choice/coercion is wrong but take the jab or else
>a private company can do what it wants but bake the cake, bigot
>we tolerate everybody except people that disagree with us