Thread 151305397

>what the fuck is he doing edition

>Euopean WC qualis
Deutschland 4 - 0 Luxemburg
Österreich 10 - 0 San Marino
Schweden 0 - 2 Schweiz

>>151305397 (OP)
1st for anime

>>151305397 (OP)
where is Woltemade going?

GuMo

The eagles are flying again

>>151305483
Sticking close to his man

>>151305582
giwtwm

>>151305442
>phoneposting /v/irgin
n0r

>>151305611
Predictions on Rumänien match?

>>151305582
as 00p0ted from the homo

>>151305582
Wirtz would never (unless he was black and he was actually a she)

do bayern fans actually like harry kane or do they just think he's a mong

>>151305584
nigga thats gay

>>151305654
>He has to cheer for Harry Mong

>>151305712
No (P)arty

>Ilkay Gündoğan (34) greift durch – sogar in der Kantine!
>Als er beim Büfett ein Glas „Nutella“ entdeckte, soll er gesagt haben: „Das kann ja nicht sein, dass das hier steht. Bitte nehmt das raus!“

why did Newcastle's new star boy decide to have another no show for the national team?

Oh no no no

obsessed

>>151306104
>10 men Luxembourg?

imagine seething hard about based Woltechad lol

>>151306038
Atleast Wirtz should have a few assists

i won Bremtard

Hollerchad will get a NT goal before Woltebitch #trvke

>>151305974
Is Illy a world champion?

I continue to guarantee that Hollerbitch will never play for the German national team

feel free to screenshot

you're already wrong because Nager was about to call him up if he hadn't injured himself vs Köln, this was confirmed btw

>>151306269
god, i miss this era
reminder dass Nutella seit der Rezeptänderung 2017 viel schlechter schmeckt und viel öliger ist

>eating Nutella

Kwab

for me, it’s Samba

>>151306269
Nutella is the poorfag basic bitch choice because they've never tried anything else
>>151306550
stuff like this with 3x more hazelnuts (instead of oil/sugar) is a million times better

>>151306269
>Is Illy a world champion?
no
he had a back injury in 2014 and didn't play

Nudossi kings.. we feast

>Hofstacy
F

>>151306530
>>151306550
>>151306577
>>151306613
based
fuck ferrero

>>151306199
ya salah, isak, ekitike, woltemade and kimmich are just too dumb/bad to understand this doods genius

>>151306821
yes we know Woltebitch is a low iq mutt

https://x.com/FlorianFocus/status/1976729339220971774

>>151306840
kek, this lanklet has no idea what he's doing

>>151306867
the nickname Stolpermade doesn't come from nichts

Jonny Burkarsch couldn't score either

that Dan Perez is a fine keeper

still can't get over that we will be represented by the likes of drittliga players like Adeyemi, Woltemade and some random mutts from Frankfurt at the WC

Adeyemi and Woltechad are both internationale Klasse at least
absolutely top tier players

>>151309630
is this real?

>>151309630
>*wins*

>>151309993
despite Woltebitch, not because of him

>>151309383
loooooool

yday was a fair 10 vs 10 , now that I think about it

reminder that this would actually win us the WC
Musiala / Wirtz rotating positions
also after yesterday get that nigga Stolpermade out of there

>>151308539
too bad this zionist pig gets mogged by the best german keeper in the world

>>151310168
of course I forgot the image
Nager needs to go if he doesn't call up Karl for the last round of quali
it would fix our left winger gap with someone who can actually beat defenders from the second french division in a 1v1 and also get crosses in

>middle city after yesterday's Room masterclass
ok retardo

>hiv fag
leave

Which agegroup did they sent karl to again?

what the fuck is this rancid smell all of a sudden

Haaland the based antizionist chad

>>151310464
ja bin jetzt auf dem weg zu deinem vater

>Sieben Wappen hat Kiel in seiner Vereinshistorie konzipiert. Das Problem an der Förde: Nur sechs davon waren bekannt. Das allererste Wappen galt als verschollen. Bis vor ein paar Monaten.
>Dass es einmal existiert haben musste, war ja bekannt. Nachdem neun Mitglieder des Kieler MTV 1844 auf einer Zugfahrt den 1. Kieler Fußball-Verein von 1900 gegründet hatten, erschien im Oktober 1910 eine erste Chronik. Dort hieß es, dass sich kurz nach dem ersten Spiel einige Vereinsgründer zusammengetan hatten, um über ein Wappen zu diskutieren. In der Chronik ist von einer schildartigen Form in grün-schwarzer Farbe die Rede, in der die Buchstaben K, F und V eingelassen sind. Nur eine Zeichnung oder ein Foto fand sich nicht.
>Die Kieler begaben sich für ihre Vereins-Chronik zum 125-jährigen Bestehen auf die fieberhafte Suche nach Hinweisen und wurden im März 2025 fündig. Und zwar im Archivkeller des Lokalrivalen FC Kilia Kiel, in dem das Chronik-Team um Patrick Nawe einen Aktenordner mit über 100 Jahre alten Fotos und Aufzeichnungen fand. Auf einem Bild eines Junioren-Duells aus dem Jahr 1908 erkannten sie ihr Team wieder. Auf den Trikots war, wenn auch undeutlich, ein kleines, schildartiges Wappen mit zwei dunklen Farbtönen und kleinen verschwommenen Buchstaben zu sehen.

what are we watching?

>>151312296
Please root for >us

>Woltechad, Israel
based
>Hollerbitch, HIV mong
cringe

>>151312423
I can't root for teams that are complete dogshit sorry

>>151312907
Wow rude..

>>151312626
Woltebitch got HIV from his boyfriend kek

curious how HIV mong is so fucking obsessed with cocks huh?

why couldn't Sasa Kalajdzic cut it in EPL and Woltemade could?
very similar players when you think about it

>>151315101
Woltebitch had three lucky goals in eplel and CL combined

GOATemade mindbreak

WDF out in full force today after his pathetic no show against 10 men Luxembourg

>le no show against weak opposition means Woltechad is a fraud
lmao no. kys

>>151316308
>>151315440
he shouldn't be called up

>>151316308
where did I call him a fraud?
he's way too irrelevant to be called a fraud.

smallservice

>151316308
hes had a no show against big, medium and small teams

>>151318297
>let me just film you in the face bro xD
0 survival instinct

I'll just leave that here.

>>151319878
great art requires suffering

Is Oliver Kahn a good name for a cat

>>151322458
>seething about us @3am
rent free and obsessed LMAO

>>151323999
Tiger Woods maybe?

I have rewatched England's 4-1 defeat to Germany in the 2010 WC and I can say that even despite Lampard's legitimate goal being ruled out, England were still horrific and deserved to lose. Defensively poor, structure non-existent, our players were disconnected individuals. In the 2nd half we threw everyone forward to make something happen and got slapped on the break twice by 20 year old Thomas Muller. Germany did not even play particularly well, they were dominated in possession, but in the key moments they had undeniable quality and the patience to see out the game. Standouts were Schweinsteiger, Lahm and Muller. For England, only Gerrard.

>>151329359
enjoying london felix?

>>151329682
Excuse me?

es müllert wieder

>>151329854
my boi <3

>>151322458
holy based

these based u19 lads btfoed Armenia 7:0 last week and won 5:0 against Kosovo yesterday, which means they are through to the next round of qualifications. long live our man shaft!

>>151330223
meine zukunft :)

>>151330223
two germans?

>Jogi im Doppelpass
god i hate him so much. he's the Angela Merkel of football

>„Nick muss einfach dranbleiben. Er hat einen guten Lauf bei Newcastle, er hat da schon mehrfach getroffen. Er wird auch bei uns treffen“, versicherte der Bundestrainer

Cope

he's right tho
and also Nager should stop forcing him to stick on the striker position and allow him to roam around more freely to maximise his strengths

>wir müssen uns an den shitter anpassen
lel

>>151329854
funny how you couldn't find an image of Woltebitch celebrating his A-team goals huh

>>151329696
Its the Name of a travelling toy rabbit that writes letters

>Vancouver Whitecaps zum ersten Mal auf Platz 1 dank Last Minute Tor von Thomas Müller!
>Müller hat damit nicht nur elf Scorerpunkte in seinen jüngsten sechs Pflichtspielen gesammelt (sieben Treffer, vier Assists), sondern mit seinem sechsten Tor im sechsten MLS-Auftritt auch bereits Marco Reus eingeholt, der dafür 27 Einsätze benötigte. Der Ex-Dortmunder fehlte beim 2:1 seiner Los Angeles Galaxy über den früh dezimierten FC Dallas erneut mit einer Oberschenkelverletzung.
Some things never change

>dopa still talking about müller

jesus fucking christ

>>151330849
this is honestly the worst Doppelpass I've ever watched. Jogi is the most unlikable Schlaftablette as expected. no wonder he doesn't ever attend any of these shows, i think even he knows that nobody wants to listen to him. you really wonder how someone like that can even become a coach.
the fact that someone like that can become Weltmeister tells you all you need to know about the worth of world cups

Klinsi is based, he's still human unlike these robots

https://www.faz.net/aktuell/sport/fussball-wm/deutsches-team/felix-nmecha-der-bvb-profi-und-sein-umgang-mit-gott-und-religion-accg-110723880.html

Most pathetic football article i've read this year. At this point it feels like every german journalist is a mentally ill radical left freak. FAZ is finished for good

>>151330924
the worst thing is that he keeps talking and talking, repeating the same things while sucking himself off

FAZ is still far more conservative than the likes of Spiegel, Zeit and Sueddeutsche tho

okay so I read the article you posted and am really struggling to see what exactly about it makes you think that it was written by a “mentally ill radical left” journalist. maybe you should have a little look in the mirror and you might see who the truly mentally ill person is

>>151331315
Thats why its finished, no? My leftie frens think its der Klassenfeind while my /sednub chuds think its der Papierjude. The so called "Mitte" that reads this bs will die out in a couple years.

Nmecha is a retard but a good lad btw

>>151318297
Harmless shit that was well deserved and asked for.

>>151331315
Not anymore. There has been a drastic change in the past year. FAZ is not linksextrem like Spiegel, Zeit and SZ but they are about to go the same way. It's no longer readable for any normal person. Radical left loonies have taken over. That's also why they no longer allow any comments on 99% of their articles. Almost all comments disagreed with the radical left writers so they just stopped allowing comments lol

>>151331453
they still publish stuff on the EU that don't make it past the censor in the other newspapers

>>151331597
Hehe lustig

>Auch mit Blick auf den in Liverpool schwächelnden Florian Wirtz macht sich Klopp keine Sorgen, weil seine Qualität einfach so herausragend sei. „Florian Wirtz ist ein Jahrhunderttalent und irgendwann wird er das in jedem Spiel wieder zeigen, wie er es auch bei Leverkusen getan hat“, meinte Klopp, der von 2015 bis 2024 Trainer des FC Liverpool war.
Der Kloppo

>>151331758
>Seine Qualität ist so herausragend, dass er nichtmal gegen ein 10-Mann Luxemburg EINE gute Aktion hat
That's our Wirtzi

>>151331808
he'd have 5 assists with any other stürmer then stolpermade

>>151320583
live on tiktok rn

Austria can get their ticket for the CUM Cup today

>Künftig soll per Losverfahren entschieden werden, wer tatsächlich zur Musterung und möglicherweise zum Wehrdienst antreten muss

Germany is so finished

>>151334778
only affects those who don't opt out

>>151334711
We watching?

>>151334979
I am

>>151334979
I am not

>Laut „Opta“ hat El Mala seit Saisonbeginn fünfmal nach Eins-gegen-eins-Situationen aufs Tor geschossen.
>In den fünf europäischen Top-Ligen gibt es nur einen Spieler, der El Mala in dieser Wertung überbietet – der französische Weltstar Kylian Mbappé
>El Malas Geschwindigkeit erinnert an die des Weltmeisters von 2018. Der Kölner Shooting-Star wurde in dieser Saison mit 34,38 Kilometern pro Stunde gemessen. Wie Mbappé kommt er am liebsten über die linke Seite.
>"the bad"

yes yes, El Mala is based af and I hope he makes it

>>151331453
I agree. FAZ completely changed their stance during Merkel's Flüchtlingswelle from conservative-liberal hardliners to CDU-light, and before that, von Blumencron already turned their website into a tabloid.

Ösibros... We have a legit great squad.. I'm thinking weltasse champignons....

Denmark leeds 3-0 against the siechen Griechen. Their squad looks much more native than >ours - only one Necher.
https://www.kicker.de/daenemark-gegen-griechenland-2025-wm-qualifikation-europa-4969559/aufstellung

According to @BILD's estimates, extending Upamecano on the Frenchman's terms (salary and signing bonuses) would cost roughly the same as buying Nico Schlotterbeck (transfer fee and salary) !

Nico schlotterquack much besser
>Haubitzer

please leave again

Schlotti is just Ginter 2.0
Not Bayern quality in 1v1s

>>151339215
why are they even so uppity? he's shit

>>151339448
I got my blauekarte nigga I'm blending in soon™ like a straight up ninja

>>151339461
Schlotti is ten times the player Ginter ever was tho desu desu

>still 0:0
Rallebros?

>we
Are winning this. 90. minuten schmid golazo

ACHTUNG pretty lady on the tv!!! Pretty woman on the TV!!!

>>151340441
>Piefke coach sabotaged austria to prevent this
Sad!

>>151340474
That Piefke is the reason Austria is on the up fren. You can go back to Foda anytime lol.

Ösibros are such a weird team

>>151340639
>You
jt is not on the team

Bitches think I'm Sergej Barbarez

GuMo

>Jetzt hat Borussia wieder einen Chelsea-Star für den kommenden Sommer ins Visier genommen: Eine Kovac-Entdeckung: Axel Disasi
>Seit dem Sommer ist der 1,91 Meter große Franzose mit kongolesischen Wurzeln zu den „Blues“ zurückgekehrt, wurde aber inzwischen komplett rasiert und kaltgestellt

Oh yes another Resterampe transfer from Lelsea

Why Halloween is so popular here (on Germany) now??

>>151352739
People take every chance they get to dress up and escape the everyday chore

>>151352790
I much prefer staring into the abyss that is (my) life (struggle)
It stares back at me as they say

>>151352867
Schalkefan?

>>151352362
>komplett rasiert
Bit weird dat

>Neuzugang Tah wurde auf Anhieb in den Mannschaftsrat gewählt, hat auch bei Trainer Kompany ein hohes Standing. Upamecano legte darüber hinaus seine Fehleranfälligkeit ab, wirkt immer stabiler.

>Kein Platz mehr für Kim!

>>151352893
Unterhaching, Augsburg, schalke & bayern nuff said

>>151353170
Shartu bros, our time is coming soon

>>151353855
Next neuer bros.. we were right all along

>>151353165
>Upamecano legte darüber hinaus seine Fehleranfälligkeit ab
This is laughable lol
It's not like he had horrible season starts in the past few years either. He just made decisive mistakes in the Champions League matches when it mattered EVERY TIME and that will never change because he can't handle world class opponents. Just let him fucking go already, even on a free it's a good deal

>>151353170
Shartubolu Manshaft highlights 25/26

Two must win games against Northern Ireland in two days

>Und so hilft sich Adams mit ein paar anderen Mitteln. Auf die Frage, ob es dann darum gehe, zu rangeln, am Trikot zu ziehen und hinterhältig zu sein, antwortete der 26-jährige US-Nationalspieler: "Genau an all das denke ich in so einer Situation. Da gebe ich mein Bestes." Und natürlich darf auch ein wenig Trash Talk nicht fehlen - nur wollte das bei Woltemade einfach nicht funktionieren.
> "Ich bin es gewohnt, dass ich jemanden beleidige und derjenige mich dann zurückbeleidigt, aber das war hier nicht der Fall", erklärte Adams, der nach eigener Aussage insgesamt noch nicht viele Deutsche kennengelernt hat, die besonders viel Trash Talk betreiben. Woltemade sei vielmehr "ein sehr netter Kerl" gewesen, "das war er wirklich. Und weil er so nett war, war mir das sogar ein bisschen unangenehm."

>>151353356
How is your kicker Team so bad?

>>151354136
röhl will have a 300 Punkte rückrunde
trvst ze plan

>>151354125
he's just like me (autistic)

>>151354125
Damn Woltebitch is a cuck too??

get off your British proxy bremtard

>>151354106
Whats wrong with him?

>Das US-Magazin „Sports Illustrated“ wählte jetzt die zehn schlechtesten Sommer-Transfers der Premier League. Nach bisher sieben Liga-Spielen steht für sie fest: Wirtz steht an der Spitze

Payback time will come Wirtz bros

>>151354136
Unironically because I wasted 1,8m on röhl

>>151354569
>Liverpool midfielder Florian Wirtz ruled out tonight for Germany's match against Northern Ireland, after an ankle sprain suffered during training. It is estimated that Wirtz will be on a flight back to Liverpool shortly in order to start recovery.
No paybsck today atleast

>>151354569
the tables will turn, the Homo Woltebitch will be exposed and the Autist Wirtz will silence his haters

>>151354625
TRVKE

Möhrsted, Krawattenmacher, Kabar, Ulrich, Eichhörnchen, Otto Stange is the future
Forget any of our older talents including Wirtz and Woltemade

>>151354887
Otto Emerson is going to be a superstar

>>151354887
you're talking about the maidencastle Ulrich.. right..?

>>151354989
Him

>>151354887
Moerstedt is the only one out of these with a chance of making it

2 of the top 5 went through the german youth program and DFB fucked up signing both. Granted Musiala and Wirtz mog Uzun right now, and probably rest of career wise. But missing a near world class winger in Yildiz is just brutal

>Harry Kane in the Bundesliga this season:

96.2 Shooting Grade (1st)
21 shots (2nd)
11 goals scored (1st)
8 'unsaveable' shots (1st)
14.3% better option percentage

>>151355191
Top 5 player in the world. Argument for every player even Mbappe

>>151355138
moorcuck isn't even getting past Lemperchad

>>151355209
1 mbappe
2 kane
3 haaland
4 dembele
5 yamal

>>151355191
the best make it look simple

>>151355189
Don't care. Muslims should never play for Germany

>>151355189
damn. we turks have a golden generation

>>151355189
>Nico O'Reilly
>Spain
Huh?

>>151355286
Good thing you dont call the shots then
>>151355394
Jamaican too apparently

>>151355189
God damn, it's all full of Ngubus and LaGeniusGucci Ferrari.
Horrible

>this low iq mong bitch is considered chad in HIV mong land
lol but unsurprising

RIP

>>151355451
based wired man
bluetooth destroys braincells

>>151355286
If you dont want these guys because their identity hurts your feelings youre not some based defender of the abendland youre a bitter chud rooting against your country.

my neger Karim to the moon

>>151355533
9

>>151355251
chat, is this real?

>>151355451
>he beat those ausländer krankenhausreif in his drunk rage
yes Lemperchad is kino and sovl as fuck

Unterschicht mongs like him or Hollerbitch are no different than the average Ausländer mong (e.g. Lelke) desu
but, as mentioned, it’s unsurprising that you simp for these retards as you are just like them

woltebitch literally looks like a hartzer crackhead with his disgusting tattoos and crooked teeth

>>151355533
average bremer KEK

>>151355771
Guy posting on Kanal 4 judging people
Lmao

>>151355823
bremenanon is a söy that got bullied by the types of Hollerchad, based Davie and Lemperchad

Hate chuds, simple as

151355811
he’s an Oldenburger tho
the average Bremer is a based chad like Behrens, Woltechad, Brandt or me

>>151355533
>not a helicopter emoji

>>151355251
I could do this

>>151355191
don't look up his record in finals

Nmechas starts today

>>151356128
he just won the German super cup

Look at me, I'm Austrian now

>>151356804
De Sersch

#NIRGER

>>151356833
cool it with the racism

>>151356804
what the fuck did Woltebitch even do to deserve ANOTHER start???

GOATemade hatty inc

>>151356884
maybe on planet retard

>get like every channel except rtl
Cringe

where mah NIRGERS at?

>In einer Ansprache an die Mannschaft ist Bundestrainer Julian Nagelsmann (38) explizit noch mal auf dieses Thema eingegangen. So sagte er seinen Jungs: „Ihr dürft nicht überrascht sein, wenn die bei jeder Aktion abgehen.“ Nagelsmann fordert Gier und Mentalität.

The Nager has to make a Brandrede before every game he is already finished

>>151357095
RTL means that only boomers, that still have Satelliten-Fernsehen and Assis, that have a RTL+ subscription, can watch the game

>>151356852
I was hoping Nailsman would give Johnny B a start for once, he was much more involved last match.

>>151334778
Reminds me of Hunger Games.

>>151305397 (OP)
>Deutschland 4 - 0 Luxemburg
>Österreich 10 - 0 San Marino
>Schweden 0 - 2 Schweiz
why do these countries get a mention but not the anglo saxons? racist much

>>151356804
Should I say
> Nick Vol ta mad
> Nick Volt a made
> Nick Vol ta ma da

I prefer Vol - ta - ma - da, sounds Scandinavian.

>>151357473
Volte Ma Deh

>>151357473
Volte Bitch Made

>>151357483
Is that actually it, sounds Scandi, I've been hearing so many subtle pronunciation differences from everywhere.

>>151357454
We have lots of Swiss and Ösis in our league.
Also they are our german speaking neighbors and we sometimes have Swiss and Ösis posting in this bread, so when I make bread during international break I include them.

>>151357095
What the fuck happened yesterday bro, you could have sealed quali with a win

>>151357586
See >>151340474

based respectful norn ireland

>>151357692
I thought he was doing good for you guys.

HEUTE WIRD GESOFFEN BIS DER WOLTEBITCH TRIFFT


ALCOHOL POISONING INCUMMING

>rtl jew killed my ghetto stream
it's over...

>Woltemade
When is Kleindienst back btw?

>>151357777
Edels Stube brudi

>Wirtz
Off to a great start..

TONIGHT GERMONEY DIES

>>151357778
kein plan

is he wearing a fucking headband

kick it like Wirtz

>>151357854
blud thinks he's playing basketball :skull:

I think it's funny how every single match they have to explain why Wirtz will definitely be worth it soon

>>151357854
it's a gang sign

does Woltebitch dye his hair blonde?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT OFFSIDE

OFFSIDE

>>151358049
190cm with the frame of a woman lol

>>151357902
heh... my boy W.irtZ... just needs some more time...

Goretzka is really shit at passing. that said I don't even know what he is supposed to be good at exactly...

>>151358116
hol up
why is he even starting above stiller

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>Swansea City
>2te jüdische Liga
wat?

Schlottercuck wieder am schauspielen
someone call the (C)

>>151358151
Stiller is having a rly bad season but agreed Nmecha should be starting next to Pavlo

>>151358248
is the bad season in the room with us rn?

BIG DICK NICK

Woltemädchen

Woltebitch can't even head properly

what a fucking fraud

>>151357763
NO MORE ALCOHOL FOR YOU

going to sleep

WOLTEMESSI WOLTEMESSI WOLTEMESSI

lol duseltor

based Woltemade. it looks so funny when he dominates manlets

BASED WOLTEMADE I NEVER DOUBTED YOU

.

everybody saw he flinched when the ball came

worst goal i have seen in a while

>>151358334
t. Seething manlet

>>151358334
Einem geschenkten Gaul schaut man nicht ins Maul

>Woltebitch is such a shit striker we only score from set pieces now
shut it down

Did Bayern use Gnabry wrong all these years? He looks way better centrally than on the wings

wirtzbros...
hivbros...

Based Aslanni dabbing in the Swedish frauds

>>151358389
Isch over

>>151358389
see >>151358321

germoney is just shitty 00s england with shitemade instead of crouch thats practically it, no quality no gamplan nothing

>>151358356
t. 186cm könig der manlets
still worst goal i have seen in a while
>>151358357
Ein geschenkter Gaul wäre die nicht - Qualifizierung

>>151358522
When chadvertz is back we're going back to the joga bonito

151357763
this only works with actual frauds like Shitgges and Kauffraud

>>151358565
back to where? playing for besiktas jk?

Liverpool ruined Wirtz.

>Greek anon back with his seethe posts about Germany
fucking kys you mongo holy shit

>>151358585
He makes early crosses to no one now. Never seen that

>>151358592
easy brudi, we are all friends in here.

wtf is wrong with Sweden btw

Albania B and C simply too strong

common woltechad W

>>151358386
didnt he also play central at arse anal?

>>151358617
I’m not friends with non-German mongos blindly hating on Germany and HIV mong

>>151358692
>can't even hit the ball with his head
>scores luckily anyway
baka

>>151358767
I consider you my friend even tho you're retarded bremi

>>151358819
<3

>>151358791
i hope he scores another 'header' tonight

>>151358862
Raum produced a great cross, all on him.

>>151358884
we're so blessed when Mülldienst is back and Woltebitch gets binned back to the u21

>>151358918
Meds

>>151358918
Kleindienst being back just means that based Woltechad will finally be able to play his best position as a second striker next to Wirtz and Musiala / Havertz

>HDMI
knirpZ robbed off another assist

>>151359000
Idk why Nagelsmeme wont try it. It's how he played for stuttgart

>Sportschau radio talking about the Troubles during halftime
>randomly switches to some political talk about Bundeswehr conscription
FUCK OFF THAT WAS ACTUALLY INTERESTING TO LISTEN TO

>Achdujemine
fucking hell why can’t he show up for the nt like he does for Cuckmund?

ERA
still shit though

wie kann der den verschießen HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA achso ja ich weiß schon warum

>>151359021
same at the u21s - he was best by far as a 10 behind Weiper. we’re just so desperate for a proper striker that Woltemade is being forced into that role atm

what a fucking rapper

Meint Adeyemi das ernst?!

>open stream
>first thing i see is le pacey nog wasting a 100%ige
also
>NIR - GER
heh.....

does Germany even have a good winger?

>151359064
>desperate
huh??? we're as stacked as we've ever been. Mülldienst (when fit), Jonny B, Lemperchad, 3soldi, Selke

>>151359000
>Wirtz
only assist this guy had this season was for besiktas. let that sink in

>>151359128
unironically Adeyemi has been tearing it up in the CL for two seasons

my boy wirtz with the generational dive

Direkt rot für den Schauspieler ... unfassbar

diving cunt

>>151359128
Kenan Yildiz

>>151359218
El Mala clears or will soon

was für eine peinliche truppe
können wir nicht wie vor 50 jahren einfach ein paar kneipenfußballer aufstellen die mit kippe und einer halben auf der bank sitzen
achja und pfeift den ruhig weiter aus

>>151359128
Jamie Leweling

Baumann BIG today

my fucking neger B0er

DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE

another lightweight while we lose nearly every zweikampf lel

>>151359289
Baugoat is always big

>>151359480
not for Hoffenheim this season

>Kimmich
Wir werden kein Weltmeister oder?

>permanente kindertattoos am ganzen körper
warum macht man sowas mit sich selbst?

>>151359550
Doesnt matter. All I care about is the Nationalelf and 1860

>>151359574
ZaZed

did woltegod do the thing after scoring?

>Wir werden kein Weltmeister oder?
willst du überhaupt mit so einer truppe weltmeister werden? lieber warte ich noch ein paar wm's ab wenn wir paar jungs auf dem platz stehen haben die mit herz für den titel spielen

>>151359586
didn't see it

>ein paar wms
you do realize how germany and the muttshaft will look like it "ein paar wms" right?

>>151359588
War voll ernst gemeint du Vollidiot. War auch aus der Formulierung 0 zu erkennen oder so. Weil solche Pfosten die du aufm Feld stehen sind wir da wo wir sind

>>151359588
they’re all doing that tho. what kind of passion are you missing?

northern ireland would do us a big big favour if they draw with you today ;_;

Tah, goretzka, gnabry, adeyemi....this such garbage wtf

>>151359683
Gnabry was one of the better players today and Adeyemi is already out for Beier.

its literally all we got though kek

Lothar has been predicting the Irish would run out of stamina sine the 20th minute
Please watch some Irish or lower league english football. They are like prize fighters, hits only get their blood flowing harder

>>151359704
Gnabry ist a Walking Trash bag

>>151359586
Woltebitch had another absolute no show besides that lucky shoulder goal

>>151359610
huh? the current team is whiter than it was in 2014

ey was sollen eigentlich diese ganzen langen bälle??? spiel die nulpen doch einfach aus

Bier anon spotted

>>151359610
yes, like a couple decades ago
>>151359619
>Weil solche Pfosten die du aufm Feld stehen sind wir da wo wir sind
aha, alles klar

>>151359720
Nope, dont even need to be a Buyern fan to say this, first half in that central position he was great. Only him, Raum, Kimmich, Baumann and Schlotti have been good for most of the match.

>>151359726
He Looks legit retarded...the worst Striker i have ever Seen Play for us

>>151359750
>yes, like a couple decades ago
I wish I had your optimism and positive outlook on the future.

>>151359807
He is the most overhyped trash Player in the last dacade minimum. I dont remember anyone who was actually that bad.

Ist pavlovic goretzka the worst midfield ever?
Did either Guy even have one Touch?

>wir wechseln verteidiger für offensive ein
kannste dir nicht ausdenken, früher haben wir solche thekenmannschsften 5-6:0 weggefegt

another shitty display by the Shaft
against the mighty Northern Ireland

the worst midfield ever is kimmich gündogan

>>151359866
Nehmen den Kampf nicht an. Dann hilft kein Talent

die betteln drum.

If gnabry goretzka and adeyemi arent discarded we will Flame Out in the groups again
I cant believe He brought them Back...

>>151359926
gnabry is our only offensive player at the moment

sind die tirkots mit absicht gelbweiß? oder wurde wider recycelt?

>>151359926
Adeyemi works hard and plays well. Goretzka is the same. Gnabry is the best German on the ball.

Nmecha has to switch clubs. Nagelsmann won't give him a chance as long as he plays for BVB

oh man kimmich den musst du doch einfach klären

Never in doubt

>>151359971
You are retarded and a niggerlover lol

nigger with the last minute tätlichkeit kek

That was very easy ngl

can't wait to go out in the group stage again

>>151359926
weird post after this match
all of them played well today and I say that as a fervent Gnabry & ‘retzka hater

thats what you get when not calling up the most inform midfielder aka Rambo Remberg

>>151360044
I don't even know who that is lol

>>151360077
the best midfielder in the bundesliga

Pflichtaufgabe erledigt

151360111
lol

just imagine the outrage in Germany if >we drew to Iceland

Iceland doesn't even have any neger, is this allowed?

>>151360132
trips don't lie chuddy

>>151360196
france are already through you on the other hand are one draw in slovakia away from play offs

der ewige edin should übernehmen now

>>151360224
huh? they absolutely do tho
Palsson quite literally scored today

Edin :3

>>151360263
>one draw in slovakia away from play offs
I don't think that's true, bud

So when are we qualified?

>>151360314
two more wins

Whenever I come to /bundes/, which is around twice a year, I realize it has been the same five bickering loser chuds baiting each other years now. Move on. Youre all miserable. Its not worth it wasting your life in this dead general.
>inb4 I like being miserable
Fuck off. Youve been posting the same shit a thousand times in a dopamine-fueled hate spiral. Just stop. Let it die.

0,16% torquote for the 90 million giraffe

>>151360337
you sound miserable

>>151360367
I am twice a year when Im here. Thank god Ill go again.
>>151360368
Yeah nah I mog you.

>>151360446
>I am twice a year when Im here
you are retarded as well lol

>>151360446
wiederschauen und reingehauen

>>151359926
Goyretzka yes but Shartbry is our only good offensive player rn. Happy for Woltemades goal but he literally cant secure any longball, I want Kleindienst bsck so badly. And no idea what the fuck happened to Wirtz.

>>151360640
Forgot to add, Adeyemi might be good for Dortmund but he should benched for like 5 games for that retarded miss. What the fuck, how he didnt score that, just tap it in bro.

yeah I seriously don't get how spending a few months in England absolutely broke Wirtz this badly

woltemade is so based holy fucking shit

>>151360895
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150290553/#150318954
PROXY OFF BREMI

151360972
I only call Woltechad by his proper name tho

woltekek

>151360337
you literally posted this like a month ago you fucking freak

>>151361185
he bragged about being familiar with the physicality (and what the ref allowed) after playing a few months in England
4/10 without the "header"

>>151360446
post 2 photos out of your social life, stadium, bar, any sport or whatever ... go ahead

>151361224
atleast switch up the posting style when posting from a proxy. this is really embarrassing

the mindbreak is real

>>151361598
auf frischer tat ertappt du sau

stop posting your Unterschicht tier reaction images you mongo holy shit

>boo hooo stop enjoying footy
>i only come here for each game to laugh at you btw

>>151361925
hahahahaha <3 you mad I unmasked your low effort proxy keeeeek

^seething at based Woltechad being based and scoring the decisive goal for >us while I, another based Bremen chad, am just comfortably sipping my beer and Doppelkorn and lmaoing at (you)r pathetic existence ahhahahhahahahhaha

>us
>Bremen
>based
what kind of mental illness is this?

>151362106
kek you almost posted this on your British proxy huh

mental illness

>>151360293
First time see iceland mutt with nigger

his mind is ruled by bremen

there he is LMAO

>>151361683
keeek
based

SUPER WERDER SUPER WERDER
HEY HEY

we pwned you 6:2

yeah no

but its true

GuMo

Morng

Gluten Morgan

>in America it be like I'm finna go to Walmart and then McDonald's and get everything I need while on germany it be like I finna go to mediamarkt then müller now aldi then dm and also spar now 3 menüs from McDonald's because portions are so small
Shartkings stay winning

Bundes meetup tomorrow at branau am inn

>>151372214
Spar does not even exist in germany. DM is unnecessary unless you're a woman or it's in the same mall as the other supermerkets.
You just either go to Edeka/REWE/HIT/Kaufland to get everything you need at once or you add ALDI/LIDL to the list to get basics or their weekly stuff

fell for jt bait award

>>151372627
not even worth 10 million lol

>>151372349
it certainly won't take Hollerchad 6 games to scores his goal for germany
so shove that >>ynr up your ass phaggotttttt

>Schon wieder wurde Zweitligist Dynamo Dresden vom Deutschen Fußballbund (DFB) zu einer horrenden Strafe verknackt.
>Das DFB-Sportgericht brummte dem Aufsteiger wegen mehrerer Vorfälle beim vorletzten Spiel der vergangenen Drittliga-Saison am 10. Mai dieses Jahres bei Waldhof Mannheim eine Zahlung von 100.350 Euro auf

>Woltemade finally scored
>it was a lucky unintentional shouldergoal
lol

>>151373242
wow, a reasonable italian. you don't see that every day

>>151373242
brvtal
impressive how Nager managed to ruin the good team he build
was it really just because Kroos, Neuer and Müller left?

>Mehr als 60 in Deutschland geborene Spieler entschieden sich in der Vergangenheit dafür, statt für die deutsche für die türkische Nationalmannschaft aufzulaufen. Ein weiterer könnte Muhammed Damar werden
>Auch Mert Kömür vom FC Augsburg, Mitspieler von Damar in der deutschen U21, soll im Fokus vom Türkischen Verband stehen

zee Germans are so furious that their striker scored a goal

>>151373336
people are so retarded when they think shartubolu could replace a 38yo Neuer
Neuer does so much for build up play

>>151373367
we've been playing like complete shit ever since nagelsmann changed the whole system around to contemplate tje anti footballer Woltemade

>>151373405
but he hasnt done that tho GOATemade needs vertical balls
but germany ignores him and passes it across the wings

>>151373348
Thank god. I can't even feel happy when a roach scores a goal for us. Pathetic Söldner that only choose Germany every now and then when they feel like they could gain an advantage to advance their careers

>>151373410
take a guess when Woltebitch made his debut

>>151373445
absolutely brvtal how Woltebitch worsened the nt

>>151373288
"Reasonable" is a strange way of spelling "desperately derailing from their own nonexistant recent WC performances including trailing to fucking norway by invoking smoldering anti german sentiments in their declining readership"

>>151373526
that first half vs Italy was the best football we have played in this century

>>151373549
don't care about italy. they're still right about our team. if we keep playing like that it will be the third Vorrunden-Aus in a row

>>151373783
we are a Turniermannschaft tho

>>151374685
fraudulent Flick and Jogiball doesn’t change the facts
we are so fucking back and you should stfu

>>151374685
2018: there was a virus going around the camp, possibly the work of the KGB
2021: met the hosts too early
2022: politics
2024: second best team in the tournament, Spain was better

Mit dem Angriff Wirtz wird das alles in Ordnung kommen.

>>151373419
>I can't even feel happy when a roach scores a goal for us
How many more times will you mention how much it hurts your feelings non germans play for germany, before you finally realize nobody wants you here. Imagine being this miserable. All you do is whine every fucking day. Nobody is forcing you to do any of this.

>>151373549
Gazzetta dello Sport is actually shitting all over their own NT for years.

>>151375301
I'm not talking about 'non germans'. Civilized people can integrate easily, this does not apply to muslims or africans like you

>>151375301
>dont these guys know all the minorities secretly hate germany and only do it for the money? Im the only one to realize this. Im not the hateful one here though, they are. Im the victim.
>what is the faggot in the corner babbling about?
>getting mad over his own imagination again, we're going to the world cup ignore the loser
>fucking traitors, im the only one who can save germany *checks weather app on phone for the 17th time this evening* im sure if i mention my schizophrenic obsession another 10 times they will listen. Im totally a fan of the NT though, not here to push my agenda

>>151375387
>guy who posts on 4chan, in a sports thread, about his hate boner for specific groups, thinks he can judge who is civilized and who isnt and anyone who disagrees with him is from one of the groups he hates
Someone give this pathetic monkey a mirror

>>151375397
you have to go back

>>151375427
>151375397

>>151375423
we just don't like 'em, get used to it or start whining somewhere else

>>151375449
>we
This general has like 15 regulars and 3 of you circlejerk here every day acting like youre a group of a hundred. Who the fuck is we. Talk football or gtfo

>>151375397
this

>can uzuns value increased to 45 million from 18 million
Id be seething if we didnt have 2 players better than him.

>>151375529
>imaginary values

kys

>>151375423
Nobody will ever like you. Nobody will ever respect you, Mohammed

>>151375529
Uzun is very good but i think hes like Wirtz whos on path to be exposed as a systembaby.
>>151375537
TM values are memey but they are still okayish indicators on rising and falling stars. Uzun has definitely been getting a lot of hype recently if you live in frankfurt who cannot not hear about him nowadays

>give away kenan and can for free
>döner still 7 euro (ohne schafskäse)
The system was rigged from day 1.

Who stepped on Monkeyanons foot today?

>>151375465
Türke

>Ronny drehing absolutely frei because the German national team is so fucking back
lol

>>151375301
>>151375301
I think you're the one that should fuck off, buddy

>Erst Kampf, dann Kunst
>Symbolfigur Woltemade beendet eine Diskussion

>>151375873
1 goal in 6 starting games against the world nr.72, yes the discussion is over
Smallservice is our starter for the world cup

>>151375873
please don't tell me these primerdonnas think they showed a fight

>>151375941
Kleindienst and based Woltechad will start together tho. pic related is quite literally perfect and should give us a reasonable shot at winning the world cup desu

>replying 5 times because no (You)
Geg

>>151376104
Needs Gnabry

johnny burkshart Tor for germany
>0
woltechad Tor for germany
>1 and counting

>>151376123
no

>>151375465
are you the redditor that writes endless paragraphs on /sp/?

>>151376163
>13 goals and 10 assists in 18 appearances for the U21 by based Woltechad
>10 goals and 6 assists in 20 appearances for the U21 by Virgin Johnny
absolutely mogged

>>151376163
Woltebitch could never

>>151376142
>no Karl

>>151376212
Woltebitch let the country down.
Jonny B didn't.

>>151376163
>>151376237
151376221
Johnny only started two matches during the entire tournament while based Woltechad absolutely dominated it from start to finish

Just tried almdudler for the first time. 4/5

>>151376336
i buy the Aldi version when they carry it
tastes exactly the same

>>151376257
Woltebitch let the country down. (u21 final and nations league semis btw)
Jonny B didnt.

>our
U21s just fucked up bigly

nah Woltebitch just brought a lot of Unruhe into the team with the b00n rumors
>days before a final and he rather verhandels a transfer to b00n instead of concentrating for the game
Sad!!

>>151376142
Moslem-Abschaum ABSCHIEBEN!

>>151376460
this
we beat England in the group

bro

>>151376460
huh? that wasn’t on him at all. Bayern (or rather Uli) was just desperate for some headlines

i miss Atu
not feeling Seimen at all

>>151376559
based Backhaus is #1 but out injured atm

Cuckhouse wont even be Brewomens number 1 soon lmao

wrong
although based Hein is based af as well yes

>151376615
>wrong
yeah I forgot Brewomen are a diverse team now.. no place for the white chud!

>>151376559
Seimen is unironically the future GOAT

>>151376615
Knock off Alfred rosenberg

151376642
Backhaus is white

another disgusting bremutt like Njimah that is he

Njinmah is a Hamburger and Backhaus is a Mongbacher
proper Bremer are based chads like Behrens, Brandt, Woltechad and me

do you also take it up the ass like Woltebitch and Chadmunds most impactful player?

>wieder super vom Münchener
funny
i only noticed Bischof's nice hair this far

uff

not watching but im guessing the ghost wiper has another no show?

it's a repeat of yesterday
Irelads outmuscling us in all areas of the pitch and Weiper looks lost like Woltemade

>>151376204
>Muh reddit
Fucking lol what a shitty attempt at a comeback

you're only pretending to struggle with the concept of anonposting

bro bro

>4th striker
>still won't score

crazy how hard based Woltechad carried this absolute meme coach Di Salvo

OUEDRAGAO

based nog

>>151376233
too young

>>151377433
Schalker Jung

>>151376460
>with the b00n rumors

get fucked cunts keek

PEJCINOVIC
we are so fucking back

sub the strikers off baldie

>151377404
carried to what?

151377541
EM Finale

bravo

>rouven schröder to kackbach
was für dicke eier hat der bitte?!

Auf geht's, Georgien, auf geht's!

Neue
>>151378203
>>151378203

>>151378400
kys

>>151378421
Nö

>>151378410
it's Grundsicherung now

real new where?

>>151378421
Found the butthurt pole

>>151378539
Hier
>>151378203
>>151378203

NEUES
>>151378794
>>151378794
>>151378794
>>151378794

>>151378707
based Jt

>>151375301
See how its starting again? Before yesterday you posted around a month ago saying that you havent been here in years and that it is still the same 5 people posting as a decade ago. Yesterday you said you are only here twice a year and how it is the same 5 people posting and baiting each other. Now you are here the "third time this year" (you probably are here every week btw) and all of a sudden it is 15 regulars and 3 guys circlejerking. You will be here forever btw