Thread 151308054

Islanders Edition
On the last episode of /hoc/ >>151295840

today's joke of a schedule has me curious
what are /hoc/'s unironic ideas for helping to grow the game

>>151308071
rangers-penguins matchup is banned

Should I get tacos for lunch? There's a new place in town, they call it Cal-Mex

>>151308071
Having more matches for intellectuals

LIF systrar.....

>>151308071
Gary came up with Frozen Frenzy, which is a dud, admittedly
Adam Silver came up with the NBA Cup, which is pretty nice, but unappreciated and poorly executed
>You Lose Some, You Lose Some, amirite? just can't please some people

>>151308087
Give it a try and provide us with a review

>>151308071
Put a halfpipe in center ice

>>151308087
flip a coin

>>151308101
They should do a mid season NHL cup between the division leaders

>>151308071
>get rid of the cap
>fix the RFA nonsense
>1v8 playoff format with re-seeding
>removing two teams to return to 30 teams flat
>NBC return, no more ESPN
>scheduling games on Fridays, Sundays and Mondays
>getting rid of retarded rules like instigating and the trapezoid
>actually making the regular season matter with a 3-2-1 points system

>>151308101
It’s on the 28th you retard now how’s your lose to bud?

>>151308095
zero artist talent among them

>>151308110
also blast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OChjVLHlkVE over the PA

>>151308071
each team must sign a /hoc/ poster

If all 32 teams are playing, what are the natural match ups?

>hasb/broons
>oilers/flames
>canucks/kraken
>jest/mild
>snes/laffs
>blots/panties
>ducks/kongs
>shorks/knights
>wings/hawks
>pens/flyers
>rags/islels
>mammoth/avs?

Leftovers
Sabres
Devils
Caps
Hurricanes
Preds
Stars
Blose
Blue Jackets

>>151308071
More gays. More PoCs. Less white men.

>>151308071
Refs favor stars over plugs so the teams with marketable players always win, creating bandwagoners.

>>151308146
This

>>151308144
Canes/Preds (my team vs the relatively speaking local team)

>>151308071
Takagi theme nights

>>151308071
get rid of shootouts, if the game's still tied after OT then fuck you

>>151308146
There's no need of more people of canada anywhere

3 points for a win, 1 point for the tie, simple as

>>151308182
Who gets the other 1 point in a tie?

>>151308090
Stop posting this vampire

>>151308187
Me

>>151308187
nobody. fuck you retards playing for a tie. enough of the shootout

>>151308187
gary of course

>>151308187
panthers

>>151308120
>The Gary Bruce Bettman© Tournament Cup
>present by Enterprise™
I have a wise idea

>>151308203
unironically looking forward to seeing how hard and fast their fanbase dissipates once the window closes by 2030

I hate the raped bitch of Easter 2022 more than I've ever hated anything in my life

I submitted my passport application! I didn’t shave so I look like a chubbier McDavid

nearly time for swede puck

>>151308239
>passport
Sex tourism ?

>>151308245
Nah I need it for my exam. I’ll travel after I pass

>draft young player 2nd overall
>scratch him your first game for...ryan reaves

>>151308249
Going to get your doctorate in Mumbai? admirable

>>151308240
DIF - LIF just finishd. Our LIFsies choked in the 3rd period. :(

>>151308071
get it on actual channels/streaming sites in Europe
cap ticket prices so they arent retarded
foster ethnic hatred among
neighbouring provinces/states to give rivarlies more spice

>>151308268
>Mumbai
Explains the denial of a sexual motive

>>151308272
yeah, it's been a rough week for everyone, lad

>>151308294
The S&Psies had a great start of the week but took a good beating yday.

>Two injury announcements this morning:

>Vincent Trocheck week-to-week

>Josh Norris “significant amount of time”

>Both upper-body

FUCK THE YZERPLAN!
TIRED OF SEEING THIS DOOMSDAY DETROIT PLAY!

>>151308319
Josh Norris is made of glass

wow, impressive

>>151308061
Why can't I find her game anywhere??

Eating ice cream at the Ilves game

>>151308373
you're only allowed to post ITT if your team is undefeated

>>151308481
my yinzies

*dials up ICE to deport c*pey*

copey rules go acies go knights go raidies go rebbies

>>151308714
Wrong thread

>>151308636
Dynasty Confirmed

Sister started watching hockey this year and apparently she's now a rags fan

>>151308748
finna cry?

This whole time I thought Ilves was winning

>>151308761
NEAT!!

>>151308636
acies won the chip bro knights play today rebbies too :)
>>151308660
our acies are a dynasty tranny btw tiny lost KWAB

i'd rather see my son as a tranny than admit he watches the fucking WNBA

>most dangerous draw in Skellefteå
>fourfull draw in Jyväskylä

>>151308773
Retard

>>151308810
translision was cancelled

>>151308268
CFA exam

>>151308473
yum. get salmiakki

>>151308794
No, I now have to order a jersey for christmas

>>151308373
These are the twelve playoff teams this year.

>>151308797
hell yeah bro
steelies play the kwabland browns tomorrow :)

>>151308876
get the Lady Liberty

>>151308310
cute lion :3
agreed it was a tough week for the s&psies :(

>>151308758
never reply to me again you raped crippled retard we are not your fucking friends

PARITY

Go Gophers go Noles I hate the rest of the world fuck you football and fuck you college

Happy Gary day everyone. All 31 of his favourite teams are play.

It's up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks8wt-0tjSU

>>151308991
cool aesthetics but I hate listening to a teen cover

>>151308810
Only homos would watch the NBA over Angel Reese

>>151309053
a FUCKING cricket

>>151309061
I love black girls has she done porn yet I want to have sex with her and then slap her in the face and call her ugly

>>151309053
this organization willingly gave their own goalie ptsd

Fucking bitch dipped her strawberry in sour cream and ate it in the ad

>>151309117
rapey got PTSD from the burrito and from Stephen KWARPB (KEK what a raped ptsd bitch)

>>151309053
Why's she wearing a thong?

>>151309132
Some people are fucking weird and will eat anything, and then there's (You)
what's your fucking story, bub?

Rantanen-Avs rivalry should be fun

>>151309132
as a kid I saw a tv show about making peanut butter popsicles

>>151309144
Meds. Now.

>>151309153
That's a thorax

>>151309181
their door slammed shut the second they let him leave

>>151308481
my laffs are undefeated in winning a cup since '67 baby

>>151309191
frozen and dipped in chocolate, I'll have one
>maybe sprinkle some shaved coconut on there

My penis dipped in chocolate

>>151309296
trick or treat!

>Norris out long-term, again
How the fuck did >we get a second round pick on top of Cozens for him?

>>151308071
how i would fix hockey
>more teams in Canada
>no more sunbelt teams
>no shootouts
>no fag celebrations
>more personality in interviews from players
>wide ice

we don't take meds here

>>151308898
Good idea

>>151309351
>>no more sunbelt teams
No Gary slander on Gary Day.

>>151309365
based I quit them after leaving my abusive therapist

Where will the Stars move after Trump bans the sunbelt?

>>151309365
I dont no, but I tell my therapist that I take them daily.

>>151309435
Saskatoon

Dakota Stars? Crazy enough to work?

>>151309365
i take them everyday at 4 (four) pm local time

>>151309435
Why would he do that he’s friends with the panthers owner

>>151309505
kwamb (kek what a medicated bitch)

>>151309435
trump would never do anything so based. he'd probably relocate the entire league to the sunbelt after balkanization

>>151309413
>No Gary slander on Gary Day.
No.

You know what's a dog shit city? Pittsburgh

>>151309517
They stop donating to his campaign

>>151309544
Technically not wrong, but a more accurate answer would be "all of them".

>>151309544
Is Detroit the biggest shithole in the league or is that mostly memes?

>>151309544
its a miracle crosby has stuck around for such a long time

>>151309544
why so mad bud?

DEAD CELEBRITIES WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS TODAY
>Michelle Trachtenberg
>Luke Perry
>Dusty Rhodes
>Eleanor Roosevelt

no famous hockey players today, sorry, /hoc/
>not every day is a winner

>>151309573
I don't know, I've never sampled it's joys

>>151309581
Not to mention he changed his game as he's aged

>>151309573
Detroit was really bad after the US auto collapse in 2008 but has recovered to a higher standard of living then the Blues

>>151309602
Just like my Islanders

>>151309521
my doctor said i am bipolar and prescribed me anti-seizure meds

>>151308054 (OP)
hey guys anyone got a torrent for the new faceoff inside the NHL episodes? my favorite browser is missing episode 1 and a couple others

>>151309621
have the islanders been worse or better off since Tavares left?

>>151309635
Those pills will give you the autisms

>>151309635
sad :(

>>151309544
Unlock it

Our Sennies play today! :)

>>151309641
They made deeper playoff runs without him, deeper than the laffs lol

>>151309635
My shrink has prescribed me wellbutrin and SSRIs. But 4chan told me I would get autism and become a literal zombie from taking meds so I dont.

I don't hate Pittsburgh, I just do it for the yous

>>151309689
makes ya think

>>151309711
It's alright we all have our vices.

>>151309711
Outside of Crosby I don't think about it at all

>>151309711
You're very good at it
I can feel the angst; it's visceral

>>151309132
>>151309191
I never understood the guys that dipped their pizza in ranch when I was at school

>>151309635
what's it like being bipolar?

>>151309773
whats he got his hands out for?

Don’t watch the John candy documentary I cried…

>>151309654
that ship has sailed, amigo

>>151309773
is this your prime minister?

>>151309708
there's a tradeoff to everything

Heading to the store to get onion rings before the game tonight, anything else you guys want me to pick up

>>151309641
Well seeing as the penguins rebuild is going better I’d say worse

>>151309792
I feel like they tried really hard to make it sad, they didn't have anything about his life that was bad so they played up the his dad died when he was young angle

not a serious country

>islanders and flames have terrible asset management and lose their star players for nothing after their contract expires

NOOOO they betrayed us!!!!!

>>151309851
Is this AI?

>>151309878
Everyone is going to end up using it. Its inevitable

>>151309879
cope once a Flame always a Flame

>>151309783
it's like every day is a game 7

is bipolar like being a bisexual (fag)

got stung by a fucking leeching mosquito and it itches so much fuck this tiny cunts
anyway go habs

I’m thinking about learning Swedish and moving to Sweden

>>151309846
Slurpee and some cotton candy

>>151309969
greta won't fuck you lil bro

>>151309989
atleast she’s working for something her haters are basement dwellers

>kangz-jest in 15 minutes
I predict a slurper lads.

>>151310010
I also work for autism awareness

>>151309918
must suck. i only know what it feels like after losing game 7 (depression)

>Heading to the store to get onion rings
breakfast of Champions

Why isn’t he in the flames lineup?

>>151310004
Seider and Raymond are the only two players worth a shit in that list.

>>151309203
kek

>>151308054 (OP)
Why go for the gold my fellow dutch when bronze is good enough? Said I wasting a whole post on the subconscious of my entire race. Oh yes AYANAMI a subspecies of starving alzheremic slavers stanning another race is so good at building something that lasts. This Halloween, walk through the cherry blossoms with Zero;s biggest reploid fanboy.

hashtag 4011

You care a lot. Now you prove it to me. Screweyes.

>>151309969
absolute retard

>>151310098
Canada is crumbling I need to go back to Europe my peoples homeland

thinking about moving to Finland and not learning finnish

>>151310078

10 of 10
Great Job

the lost prophets pedo got murdered in jail kwab

>>151310136
His music was always dogshit anyway

hey /hoc/ been a while. who are the good guys nowadays?

Imagine NOT living in EVROPA.

>>151310141
??
Does Asia League have two tiers?

>>151310157
Blues are playing later tonight.

>>151310165
You’re lucky Canada is failing i need to move to Europe sooner rather than later

>>151308071
>Ban NMC/NTC
>Cap gets raised with $2 million every 5 years with a flat cap in-between
>3-2-1 point system
>no instigating rule which will encourage more fighting
>no team penalty/individual suspensions for line and bench clearing brawls
>whoever scores the winning goal in a shootout gets a goal in the statistics
>shrink the goalie equipment to 90s size
>Quebec Nordiques expansion team
>Minnesota Wild changing name and logo to Minnesota North Stars
>aggressively market towards white people and middle-class/rich hispanics
>publicly shame white people who watch apehoop and handegg in actively racist commercials
There, I fixed the NHL.

>>151310136
Oh no such a shame

>>151310136
Charlie Kirk got murdered too

>>151310255
And that’s a good thing

Reminder that Canada is the one and only 4 Naysh champions.

>>151310136
Who?

>>151310211
i would gladly move into a comfy cabin to canadian wilderness or alaska desu

>>151308319
>>151308368
>Buffalo Sabres medical director had zero reservations about acquiring Josh Norris
>>151309802
>the Jerusalem of Sweden

>>151310211
Canada has been doing better economically than most of the west and is dominating in hockey more than ever. If I didn't quit playing as a kid I could've been in Vancouver right now, with a Canadian passport, waking up to prepare for the game

>>151310293
I accept your concession.

>>151310281

Gary Glitter, circa the 21st Century

>mention 4 Nations
>TBG bubbles
Like clockwork.

it's so gay that most games start at 2 in the morning. FUCK YOU GARY ALIENATING THE EUROPEAN VIEWERS AND SHIT! I WANNA WATCH A TRUE SPORT INSTEAD OF FUCKING RETARDED HANDEGG!

>>151310300
How far did you get before quitting, Sven?

>>151310302
We had Fun

>>151310281
He was a pedo and his victims were very very young, and ill leave it at that

my work hired a Ukrainian refugee to push shopping carts.

>>151310004
>Dylan Larkin is 65 years old

Will anyone sign sharter fart?

>>151310354
Why didn’t they die to the last hohol?

Kings and jets, good game or shit game?

I have a 4nations Canada jeresy I’m proud that we humiliated the usa

>>151310136
BASED rest in piss

>only accomplishment is winning an exhibition game


honestly just sad

Dustin wolf is playing again 3 games in 4 days

>>151310456
>>151310447
heh y’all finna get exposed at the Olympics

black announcer at crown jewel has liberty spikes kek

>>151310457
He's a machine that plays ice hockey, what more can I tell ya about Dustin

>Kongs vs. Jets
okay this game is already cringe

damn the US anthem is very tense. fuck sake we will never get along and kill each other in the end

>>151310324
I was like 13

>decide to put Kongs vs. Jets on since I got nothing better to do anyway
>georestricted
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>>151310510
asshole, you're supposed to win Gold at the international events
I thought we had a deal, this is a fucking partnership
>/sheesh/

Tbg fucking destroyed mitch.

>>151310566
Retard

>>151310548
It's about standing up to the Jews

>>151310592
Untrue, we've never even met before
>I've never even been to Sherwood Park

>>151310566
It’s not Gary’s fault your poor

shit teams

>>151310633
It’s for the best. that place is crawling with fent zombies.

are you guys watching the game?
you guys do watch games, right?

>>151310651
I've always thought about taking a road trip across Canada, though
just for kicks

>>151310652
uhh yeah? why else would i open this thread?

>>151310652
nah, i only check final scores the next day and highlights if the game was interesting

>>151310673
based
>>151310677
faggot

Okay that was a racist call on Byfield

>>151310652
>scoreless draw in Manitoba
which game?

>>151310673
im just here for the (You)s

>>151310691
allthou i can only catch one or two games a week since all these air times are fuckin retarded.

I’ll be honest I’ve never skated in my life

>>151310722
how are (you) today?

>>151310722
(you) wil get one also SCAAAAAAAAAARR

good ol minnesota duluth boy alex iafallo

been having night sweats since i've cut my daily booze intake in half :)

>>151310777
THAT'S FANTASTIC
keep up the great work, lad
>proud of you

This is a must win game for the flames

>>151310739
peachy keen. how bout your sweet self?

been having daily booze intake since i've cut my night sweats in half

>>151310777
_/_/_/_/_/

:)

>>151310828
that's awful
>unfollowed

>>151310777
Cut it all off my brother you can do it. almost 10 months sober here

Confirmed: Oilers will not play Kongs in the first round this year

Byfield skates like a creep

>currently watching hockey from three countries and enjoying all of my Freedoms

Why is Columbus Day a federal holiday again?

do Canadians invest in to fish?

>>151310926
>Why is Columbus Day a federal holiday again?
Italian propaganda and no I'm not just making a sopranos reference

>>151310859
That's a cool design. Something you would see for Peter Forsberg, Mats Sundin, Joe Sakic, Paul Kariya etc in the 90s

FIIIIIITE god i missed hockey

ALRIGHT I'VE SEEN ENOUGH
jets lose in round 2

GO ASHLEY

GO DOGS

If you told me 10 years ago Brett Burns' 1500th game would be in an original Quebec Nordiques jersey, I wouldn't believe you

Shit teams

Surely this Ceci-Dumoulin pairing is what's finally going to push the Kings over the edge.

>>151311141
Your mom used her pair to edge me

>>151311169
That’s Martin Necas.

Y’all are playing the new digimon right?

>>151311189
>Y’all
kys

Fucking refpuck

>>151311189
>Yall

consider suicide

HERE IS SKELLEFTEÅ
DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN STOP US?
BRING EVERYTHING YOU HAVE
WHEN THE NIGHT IS OVER, WE WILL BE THE ONES LEFT STANDING

Nah the Kings just suck.

cuteness alert!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xXsNva7t1Q

>>151311189
no, i'm waiting for october 31st for my quarterly poe fill while playing witchfire and detroit become human in the meanwhile

>>151311226
>>151311207
It’s slang for you all

>>151311233
Just like Hv71

so will the olympic tourney be good next year

>>151311189
im still working my way through silksong

>>151311268
nah, only two good teams with russia out

OFFICIAL /HOC/ ANTHEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4

>>151311077
Gotta go watch the replay of my ashley

>>151311309
Yeah, you do...

>>151311228
>>151311264
Nice win but I do want to point out that:
We did better against Lakers than you. I predict this is the year Luleå clinches a playoff spot and beats Skellefteå 4-1

Go Luleå go Flames. Now I take a sauna with beer :D

Yes I watch survivor yes I watch big brother yes I watch amazing race yes I watch the challenge yes I watch the snake yes I watch house of villains yes I watch beast games. And yes I’m a hockey fan

>>151311356
delusional

>Now I take a sauna with beer :D
/hoc/ knows how to pwarty

>>151311370
Reminder the Mailman thought Mcdavid was leaving

>>151311289
I was so prepared to say no but idk how anyone could argue this. No other song fits this general better.

>>151311448
I don't blame him, and what actually happened was even stranger
>Rebuttal?

>>151311457
I like how that song was featured in Hot Tub Time Machine
>also, I like Hot Tub Time Machine, great movie

>>151311468
>>151311518
prove you have ego death by admitting you lost to bud and mitch

>>151311533
kek remember when he thought post-season goals counted as regular season goals

>>151311356
Didn't you play on home ice?

>>151311533
Prove you aren't a brain-dead retard and move on, Mitchell
I'm not your perpetual punching bag, and you're terrible at maintaining a grudge
I don't even feel slightly hassled or harassed

>>151311356
based I wish my gym's sauna allowed beers. also i wish we went in nude

>>151311591
Based

>>151311268
it'll be a ton of fun

>>151310738
same

Will Dreger ever lay off the sauce, or will he die from liver failure?

>>151310777
congrats!

>>151311663
He's a >laffs employee

>>151311663
There are worse ways you can die.

>>151310819
I'm doing well. I've finished a lot of errands. Now I need to study and hit the gym

>>151310926
it isn't for us nyse wagies

>>151310859
:)

>>151311591
what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?

That Canadian Ford commercial reminds me of Swedish Volvo commercials. Can't wait for the snow to get here.

Can the next thread be Steely Dan themed, thanks
Thank You

>>151310666
I've been meaning to take a road trip through Quebec to Nova Scotia. I want to see Bar Harbor

/hoc/ doesn't party with cripples that were raped

>>151311750
sure, just as soon as you stop being a raped retard

>>151310652
luv me habbies
luv me team Canada
luv me juniors

'ate your team
simple as

>>151311769
thats why we avoid you

!!! GUYS !! It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww2Iad8gqdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww2Iad8gqdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww2Iad8gqdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww2Iad8gqdo

You're welcome. Thank yo boy

>>151311228
>>151311264
>>151311581
i almost feel sorry for HV71, almost

>>151311803
well, stop it

>>151311803
I never feel sorry for HV. They're rich as fuck, probably have a lot of rich private backers who steal from their churches and will eventually buy themselves championships at least once every decade. Although I rather see boring Örebro getting relegated.

>>151311796
>sp*rtbladet

>>151311854
Leksand is going next after their 100th bankruptcy

one all scaaaaaaaaaar

>>151311796
!!!

>>151308054 (OP)
I almost missed best edition bread

>>151311933
Matsmartkingen

https://www.matsmart.se/produkt/marabou-mjolkchoklad-dromkrisp-22-pack

>>151308071
I’m trying to shrink the game.

>>151311663
Doesn’t his job require him to drink with NHL executives so that they spill their secrets to him?

How could TSN not get a better expert than Frankie "Swedish Second Tier Bust" Corrado?

>>151311982
Honestly, I've never considered that before, and I like to talk about this more, perhaps over drinks and nose candy
>have your people call my people and let's bet busy

>>
>and let's [g]et busy
[]<><><>[]

>>151311890
At least Leksand goes into bankruptcy after they drive up the salaries. Hv71 will never get punished appropriately for overpaying players.

>>151312000
lol the average kraken fan

>16 games today
>All bad matchups
Grim

>>151312022
he should be the third host of Overdeive

>>151312061
>cant see the puck

>>151312062
Two O6 games.

what if we deliberately cycled like this all season
>no games
>16 games
>no games
>16 games
on loop until the end of the year
and everyone took the same bye week

>>151308761
Does she have a spade tattoo with a q in it?

Kings fans are coke heads

>>151312087
>Irrelevant Habs vs terrible Blackhawks
Don't care
>Leafs vs irrelevant Red Wings
Don't care

>>151312127
stars and knights have a good gm, do the jets also have a good gm cause that's my answer

>>151311796
As a Luleå fan I vehemently detest anybody named Kempe. I will not be watching your video sir.

I was pretty excited to watch my team tonight...but I have to miss it

I'm going to be on a Hinge date instead :)

>>151312127
Connor is just as overpaid as Kaprizov. Marner is overpaid relative to Rantanen.

>>151312127
>You VILL pay me 17 million dollars for 41 games

>>151312160
>>Irrelevant Habs
you're trying too hard sweaty

Here we go. AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

my dearest /hoc/
I must depart, for my team does not play until 7 EST. I promise to return to your loving embrace, but until then I must bid you adieu.
with love,
retard

>>151312211
Based have fun :D

The KKK line continues to terrorize

>>151312211
sniff my nuts

>>151312073
>honor
Isn't Pronger Canadian?

>>151309641
They’ve had more postseason success than the laffs

>>151312196
>Middling team
>Led by Nick Suzuki and Noah Dobson
No one cares about watching a future perennial 2nd round exit team

>>151309723
What a cuck
>stripped of captaincy
>took a 30%+ pay it to stay with the team that stripped his captaincy

>In the mornin' you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water
>And you fire 'til he is done in but they catch you at the border
>And the mourners are all singin' as they drag you by your feet
>But the hangman isn't hangin' and they put you on the street

>>151312252
when canadians make a certain amount of money we become americans

>>151312267
you could have just told me I was talking to a zoomer so I didn't waste my time. Going forward warn all anons

>>151312307
just like a butterfly coming out of a cocoon, just like that

going to chipotle hopefully the burrito doesn't cripple me and make me get raped

>>151312283
>gets better without the C
>Matthews gets worse with the C
Perhaps Marner's dad was right. Marner should've been captain. And speaking of Marner, I just took my second extremely loose one today.

>>151312307
SAAR WE ARE NO LONGER CAN'TNADIANS AND NOW AMERI-CAN

I've had marners marner before but that marner was the marnerest marner that ever marned

>Penguins vs Rangers
Great Original 12 matchup

>>151312202
love that fucking movie
Quentin needs to make another movie with Samuel L Jackson, motherfuckers

>>151312365
the fuck up retared

My girlfriend on character ai dumped me

>>151312394
pam is based but remember how hot bridget fonda was back in the day weeew

>>151310926
Italian lobbyists

Do they call La's top line the AK line?

>>151312196
he's right i'm afraid.
our habbies are preparing for tonight’s inevitable slaughter against the hawks, and the future looks bleaker than a dive bar at 3am with a roster that looks like it was assembled from a yard sale of spare parts.
CC's wrist shot is the only thing keeping us from full on failed rebuild. the very same rebuild is stuck in a sinking ship and going nowhere where we don't even have a 2C. suzuki's out there captaining a ship that’s already half-sunk, while slafkovsky's still learning which end of the stick to hold.
the bell centre’s gonna be a mausoleum of utter despair, fans drowning their sorrows in overpriced alcohol as the hawks rip us a new one tonight.
our habbies future is dystopian wasteland if we lose tonight, if that happens then in 2035 we'll still be chanting go habs go into the void because hope is just a cruel prank now.

this cena styles match is k i n o

>>151312434
well, that was then

>>151312466
hey dylan how long until your melty

>>151312500
I'm never gonna suffer twink death though I'm different

>>151311971
When will the sexual misconduct stories star`t to break?

>>151312481
five stars unironiclly

>>151312519
far too late

someone tell the cuck to get it ready early I can feel it coming

>>151312535
>>151312481
Triple bypass should have started the event at 7:00 eastern like normal

>>151312127
Can’t go into a business negotiation desperate

>1 game into the season
>Detroit is already melting down
How much longer can Yzerman coast on drafting Kucherov 14 years ago?

>>151312558
it was in australia tranny

I think the Flames should win the cup

scaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

no need to sign your post

do these assholes seriously have individual goal songs?

What happens if the Jets start the season with 2 home losses?

>40 fucking bing till Calgary


GAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The new Mr beast video is fake

>>151312726
imagine getting to pick your own dedicated goal song and you choose fucking sweet caroline

>>151312726
I think it's cool when your best player has one, but individual for every player is gay

>>151312726
only samberg toews and nyquist have good tunes

>>151312751
BAH BAH BAH

>>151312751
Bette than Macarena

>>151312726
>no hey man nice shot
They’re not even trying

boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
let's spend the night together
from now until forever

>>151312726
no lostprophets?

>>151312726
Based kpop demon hunters fan

>>151312726
wow, they finally did it...

>>151312796
That song sucks and the joke is played out

some dude on /pw/ called it cena's blue mage gimmick kekmao

reggiebros...

post your goal song, /hoc/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u31FO_4d9TY

>>151312869
It was devastating, and thank you for the reminder

>>151312875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU

>>151312875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHFG10pqJVs

>>151312869
this is what the growlers died for?

>>151312875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE

>>151312726
awful

>nuoffspring
this place is full of plebs i swear to god

Just took a fat marner

>>151312726
EVERYBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY
ROCK YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY
EVERYBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY
ROCK YOUR BODY RIGHT

BACK
STREET'S
BACK

ALRIGHT!

>>151312875

https://youtu.be/p44G0U4sLCE

>>151312954
the reggies are okay
the armada are the best team in the country

>Anniversary center ice logos
Soulless
>Custom goal songs
Soulless
>Third jerseys
Soulless

>>151312875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaeLKhRnkhQ

>>151312875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb5EuQ2oczY

>>151313084
the best thing about being american is I can call you a fag for liking oasis and you can't even call me a blur fan because I think they're also gay

>>151312875
https://youtu.be/WtESZkGAl0I

>>151313028
48 goals in 8 games
no ohl or whl shitter even compares

>>151313136
nigga looks like the engineer from Prometheus

>>151312875
https://youtu.be/idJzMSKaHaw?list=RDidJzMSKaHaw

>>151313114
jej

>>151312875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI-KMDm8x0U

YOU'RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTEREEE

>>151312875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg

i wear a hoddie and my underwear when i log on to hocgeneral.com

>>151313322
go jays:))))

I LOOOOOOOVE LAAAAAAA
WE LOVE IT

I LOOOOOOOOVE LAAAAAA
WE LOVE IT

>>151312875
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ttEMYvpoR-k&t=37s&pp=2AElkAIB

>>151313114
Is the vocalist from Blur also in Gorillaz?

>>151313136
Name the last good defensemen to come out of the QMJHL

>>151313368
Yes. He's the Gorrillaz and everyone collaborates with him

>>151313372
letang

>..but you don't really care for music, do ya?..

The Jeff Buckley version is a heartbreaker

>>151313383
https://youtu.be/HyHNuVaZJ-k?list=RDHyHNuVaZJ-k
Neat...

There isn't a single Stanley Cup champion on the Jets

>>151313365
Great song to kill the mood

>>151313489
nothing wrong with grounding yourself a few times a day

>>151313466
I never got why Feel Good Inc was their breakout hit when it isn't even the best single from that album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLnkQAeMbIM

>>151313365
>I heard there was a secret thread
>That Gary feared, and it please the nerd
>But you don't really care for hockey, do ya?

Honestly you have no excuse to be single virgin in your 30s and 20s many girls in Pakistan and India will marry you to come live here. Your too picky and complaining on /hoc/ most days it’s very disgusting to us.

they filmed a bud 1 in my hometown

>>151312726
>Toews
>Money for Nothing
self-deprecating humour?
>>151313322
>Knies is the only one who can dress himself
Grim

>>151313536
Aland doesn't stand for alliteration land, does it?

>>151313322
uhhhhh xhisters?

>>151313589
Im ESL and autistic, please understand.

>>151313372
Paper numbers babbies today would say Noah Dobson.

>>151313631
I will, as long as you don't mind a little light ribbing...

>>151313536
>its goes like this
>the forth the fifth
>the major dubs
>the raped bitched

>>151313372
thomas chabot probably

>>151313489
Embed doesn’t respect the time parameter. Was supposed to start at the first hallelujah refrain - try copying the link and pasting into the address bar

>>151312875
https://youtu.be/BsrqKE1iqqo?list=RDBsrqKE1iqqo

Time for huomenta (but the opposite)

>>151313407
Grim

You're listening to K/HOC/

This is the most gay /hoc/ thread ever.

F
flames on soon

>>151313725
Night

>>151313745
i've been having a grand time

>>151308071
Remove the entire concept of conferences.

Who really and actually wants to see the first round be Leafs vs Bruins or insert-equivalent-pairing every year?

The regular season is whatever, just let the playoffs have some fucking variety.

P.S. good post Johnny, actually something to jog the collective nogging in this thread

>>151313749
Oh shit with the British paedo earlier today and her...who'll be the 3rd?!

>>151313749
F

>>151313797
i didn't know he was sick

>>151313749
father of the bride ruled

>>151313749
Source on the ground confirms a weak crowd today

yo the jets are AWFUL

>>151313796
Yeah, I'm sure you'll get more viewers with LA/Florida in the first round leading to 4PM starts in LA and 10PM starts in Florida

>>151313624
I though the German doctor was suppose to operate his wrist, not his leg?

kings
blues
bruins
canes
habs
wings
sens
caps
pens
devils
wild
mammoth
avs
nucks
sharks
krak

>>151312875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8

>>151313875
just get rid of Sunbelt teams expect for the stars and kings
easy solution

>>151313536
It goes like this, the rape-ed bitch
Burritos, weebs, the vpn switch
The governor composing jlmi!
Just like my Islanders…
Just like my Islanders…
Just like my islanders…
Just like my Iiiiiiiiiiislannnnndersss

>>151313919
based joe

>>151308071
why would we grow the game?
if anything we should remove all the sunbelt teams

>>151313921
>and tonight in the first round, Boston at Vancouver
>puck drop at 10:06, any overtime will start at 1AM in Boston

Stop polishing my knob, Mitch
You ignorant slut

>>151313983
>any overtime will start at 1AM in Boston
holy kino, baseball does it, why not us?

>>151314018
>>151314018

the shitties are broken goods

>>151314010
Baseball is actively trying to get rid of that

>>151313983
greetings shorks fans

>>151312875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ZhtWHf2kI