Thread 151309939

heemvious: >>151298836

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>Pereira wants Jones at UFC White House

Yan by whatever he wants

daily reminder

Pereira Jones is the biggest fight of all time

>>151309954
I want to see Yan v Umar and Umar v Merab 2
both will be kino

Gane by whatever he wants

Petr Yan is literally the easiest fight for Merab.
Merab can MAYBE be beaten in the early rounds, e.g. Umar beat him in R1 and R2 because Umar is elite.
But R3/4/5 are going to be Merab's against pretty much anyone. If Merab does lose later rounds, it's probably just because he isn't implementing his plan A strategy because it is just too easy, e.g. when he stood more with O'Malley in R5.
Yan's entire game is giving up the first round or two and winning the later rounds using downloaded data and conserved energy. A strategy that has precisely 0% chance of working against Merab, whose energy reserves are unlimited and will just take down Yan anyway so any downloaded striking data is ineffectual.

>>151309968
favorite Jones hair/beard style?

Anyone streaming top dog prospects?

>>151309939 (OP)
heeminder his testosterone levels here were equivalent to someone who'd been castrated and he was acting even zestier than usual

You now remember that Warmachine used to fuck a pornstar

>>151309991
When he smashed his face on the pigmobile

>>151310016
No now fuck off

AGPigRoevWade suckles on xer Jondaddy’s BBC.

Tomala watches from the cuck chair.

>>151310058
Nigger

>>151310038
no idea what that means spammo
how are your legs?

Is Schaub fighting today?

>>151310090
Wow not cool man
Are you aware that's against site rules

Dirty diaper Tyla already oinking for xer Slamdaddy sadly

Two cousins should not 69

>>151310096
My legs are bad i did squats yesterday im not the gay sex spammer but i do hate cops a lot

Jon fought the law and the law won

>>151310135
This will trigger her AGP I fear.

I don't like this Merab fellow I will choose Yan

>>151310180
ahh you're talking about "officer nerd" jones
yes that was a good one

>>151310135
No way this will trigger my AGP by the way

>>151309973
Does this guy still fight?

Ya Dirty Diaper Panties REALLY stuck to ya necrosing decaying flesh huh?

>>151310012
this is the cgi gane model they used to fabricate the jones fight

Officer AGP

Merdab should be cut

2.5 bong

where did ufc get this card, the toilet store?

Gamrot
Don't care about manlets
Don't care about hues
Who
Who
Who

Power.
Precision.
Pico.

quitting bitch

I'm watching Sneed fishing through the cross hair of my rifle right this very moment

>>151310578
Take the shot.

Dirty diaper Tyla floating on the AGPond like a big blubbery Walrus

Charles Oliveira vs. Mateusz Gamrot
Deiveson Figueiredo vs. Montel Jackson
Vicente Luque vs. Joel Alvarez
Jhonata Diniz vs. Mario Pinto
Ricardo Ramos vs. Kaan Ofli
Lucas Almeida vs. Michael Aswell Jr.

44 have tried, 33 have failed to solve Charles Oliveira in a Mixed Martial Arts setting.

>>151310714
Kill yourself faggot

>>151310745
999 have tried and 999 have succeeded in fucking your mom

>>151310784
OH MY GOODNESS IT IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER!

>>151310784
Good for her?

>>151310798
Fucking goober.

>>151310890
Yeah, you wish you could work as fuck as hard

>>151311025
As I can

Im in your face so what the fuck?

This is for my safety sir!

>>151310714
all left side

this might be one of the few times I wish UFC was already on cause I'm off work and already caught a buzz

>>151310714
Gamrot
Figueiredo
Alvarez
Diniz
Ramos
Almeida

Only watching to see if Walker continues his heel hook streak

>>151310297
Big if true

>>151311444
It's not.

CGI Gane? I'm scared.

Hellos brazzas

>>151311514
Oh shit, here we go again

Quantum est in rebus inane.

>>151311600
Brutal glove strikes.

>>151311514
Looking good ilia

>>151311514
Which UFC fighter am I looking at here Slovenia bro

>>151311600
>my hangryness leaving my body as soon as the food arrives

>>151311514
im maori bro

>>151311634
Khabibmaevslam Magomedoev

>>151311480
Totally is

>>151311670
got any recs for Ljubljana?

>card has 12 fights and one of them is worth watching

peak Danaslop levels have been reached

Dana belongs in prison for crimes against humanity

>>151311616
I forgot gloves have a force field around them that prevents energy from passing through. Thank you for reminding us retard

>>151311811
Mad bitch.

>>151311811
Newton'd that apple

>>151311811
>>151311977
VPN tranny

>>151310714
Gamrot
Figgy
Joel
Diniz
Ofli
Aswell

>>151310714
Charles
Figgy
Alvarez
Diniz
Ramos
Aswell

>>151311992
Mad bitch.

>>151311093
dont ever post this or anything aspen ladd related here ever again

>>151312030
We don't sign our posts here!

>>151311852
My nigga won, ain't to reason to be mad. Cope

>>151312078
*No reason
Fuck

>>151310714
Olivera
Figueirdo
Luque
Diniz
Ramos
Almeida

>>151312065
I disagree
- Mengus Maximus

>>151310714
>heemlets counting out Do Bronx
ONE
LAST
RUN

what's charles new nickname?

I uh... I hate 21st century descendants of anglo-saxons.

Charles "The Child Rapist" Oliveira

gambed away 3k this month
help me set up a parlay to save my life

Charles "La Leyhenda" Olivera

Afraid I can't stop thinking of Nina's nipples.

which mma fighter is a fan of sph content

>>151312428
Alright retard I'm going to tell you the secret to gambling. Instead of pissing away 3k on shitty bets like you did take that money and put it all on money line for an even money fight. If that misses simply double the bet and do it again. Keep doubling it until you win and you'll easily win back all your losses.

It's literally that fucking simple. Speed up the process and just do it on roulette.

Scared money don't make money.

>>151312316
la pedophile

>>151311123
nerd got destroyed

Dubs and I passed my exam, singles and I failed.

am i allowed to ask why its called /heem/ or is that gay

who wins in a megan vs sanko oiled twerk off?

>>151312664
this question is so gay

>>151312676
Meg's got the extra weight from shitting out a kid

>>151312631
sad if true

>>151310714
Charles
Figgy
Alvarez
Pinto
Ramos
Almeida

>>151312664
FFFFFFFFFAGGOT!

>>151312664
it's some ebonic phrase (heem meaning him) that appeared in some old worldstar fight video

CHAMA!!!!!! *farts on your face*

Stupid fucking Janny banned me for posting the Pakistani image second down from OP’s pic (he also deleted the post he must be Pakistani) the reason was its “not sport related” I have never seen a more undeserved ban

I hope Charles wins his fight tonight (just in case the faggot bans me for this post)

Schaub is right, if you doing no nut november , you are a bitch, you should be doing no nuts for a whole year

>>151312865
yeah that's the paki janny, he's a sensitive guy

>>151312664
https://youtu.be/Us9p0C5oWFo?t=195

>>151312900
What about locktober?

>>151312865
Lmao, pakijanny got your ass boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frA5kulw7gY
You're so weak /heem/, you're a little fat pussy

14 days until Gane fights.

>>151312865
i used to get banned for calling Lisabong a pak, i see the same janny is still working

cleaning jerk
neon belly
weighing ceremony

>>151313085
I'm his neighbour, I heard him say the other day "I'll have Tom murdered 3 days before the fight"

>>151312865
OHHHH HES NOT OUT, HES NOT OUT, HOW DID HE SURVIVE THAT VICIOUS FLURRY FROM THE JANNY

24 mins until the heem gods bless us
>>151313099
Pakistan is currently going to war with Afghanistan I think he needs to log off and hide in case he gets conscripted for his poo slinging war.
Signing off my post with I hope Charles wins tonight (in case the faggot bans me for unrelated content)

Chama beats aspinall by flying knee

All the real niggas watch ufc on shrimp

>need a nap
>still an hour til WMMA
reeeeeeeee

>>151310714
Shartles
MJ
Luque
Diniz
Ramos
Almeida

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151313220
What's that?

Brazza I lidl bit retarded guy brazza

rate my parlay boys, am i cooked?

>>151313373
it's like netflix but for gay porn

Usman popped

Zatdaddy looking extra sexy

>>151313419
I just caught another largemouth bass!!

Khabib, whatever happened there

>>151313524
I was a largemouth bass for my Daddybolajo

>>151313582
Based

>>151313419
built for kadyrov cock

im the pimp daddy of /heem/

how tempted was sanko to choke her out and just keep holding on til total brain death occurred

>>151313582
You are Poatan's grandson

If I ever meet schaub I would say: "hey schaub good meet you, you're my biggest fan"

just got a BMBBJ

>>151313637
Wood nut in cider xD

>>151312865
Jandaddies and Pakidaddies got ya boiminge in a twist, huh?

>>151313669
Factual post I'm afraid.

You know spammy got your ass when you ain't even discussing MMA anymore just seething about racial bullshit. Revved bitches.

anyone watching the glory card

>>151313763
>Eating McDonald's right before a steak dinner

>>151313763
Huh?

my hairline is in the deep walders b's...

>>151311360
nvm just found out that fight's off
no point in watching these prelims now

>>151313786
more than a neet deserves desu

>>151313780
>danaslop
>steak dinner

>no real gamethread
>no shrimpjeet gamethread
heem is flushed

>>151313816
sorry you don't know ball
but at least you know bald >>151313786

>>151310714
Gamer
Montel
Joel
Pinto
Ramos
Almeida

>>151313824
Im gone fishin'

>>151313835
BMWs are so shit, thank god I never was stupid enough to waste money on that crap

>>151313824
no one is watching Salmon Oliveira vs Luan Lacerda brazza

Anyone got a stream link?

do bronx? what does that even mean

>>151313844
Your dead daddy went fistin’ in ya DDPond

>>151313884
kek i agree, it was a car my friend was hyped about bmw , so he sent me bmw shit

>>151313893
Yeah I've got a stream for you right here pal, open up

>>151313901
from the favela

I think I'll drive Honda or Acura all my life because a Honda saved my life when I was in a really bad crash. walked out of it without a crash even though my car flipped over multiple times

>>151313927
https://youtube.com/shorts/jhP6rT-VNPc?si=V16lVbDZozNkw6We

>>151313961
>walked out of it without a crash
without a scratch*

>>151313961
>when I was in a really bad crash
>walked out of it without a crash
based Schrodinger's car driver

>>151313835
This is my favourite car.

DALE

>>151313939
You've just posted a child with it's pasta dows, golden showering

>>151314023
WDWTCH

>pasta dows
I need this for my safety saar

>>151313939
>>151314038
if that anyone doesn't delete his indecent image of children within 5 minutes, there is sound basis to report him on 4chan for violating U.S. law

>>151314008
You're a chav

>>151314078
i made a thread

The Pakistani janny definitely supports that post and will save it for research purposes

>>151314030
Who would have thought that MVP would have been the one to be proven legit in PooFC instead of this guy

>>151314038
If you find this image of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbs to be sexual in any way you need to be thrown into a woodchipper.

Nina's pierced nipples

>>151313893
Freestreams . su

imagine buttfucking Calvin while Hobbes watches

>>151314138
Virus.

Noooo not his pasta dows!!

>>151314069
Had an armenian gf in 2013 and she was driving one of these and i loved it and i loved her.

>>151314023
fuck off kike

>>151314023
this works
>>151314138
this doesn't

PowerSlapbros we eating good
we're getting like 3 event in 1 month

>>151314281
Redditers will seethe about this.

merab is one ugly wonk nose nigga

>>151314203
I bet she was so sexy, post her. How does an Armenian afford that? I wish I had a car

that was slick

>>151314500
You are a weird fucking guy

>>151314500
STFU retard

>>151314281
Powerslap tonight?!

I'm not gonna watch until the main card. I know, I know UGH! Im just not, lmao

>>151314577
What's your problem? Have I said anything wrong to you?

>>151314588
You hate your life

>>151314680
No, Im sorry sir

Shut up mate

>>151314609
Come get it

PUT THE PHONE DOWN

>>151314724
Appreciate that nlmate, takes a big man

>>151314715
Turn your monitor on

>>151314789
Lmao got him

Nagger

seeing you euro fags cope is funny

Is streameast really dead this time?

You could never

rip glory

MMA Math works 99% of the time. In fact, you only remember the times it doesn't because of how rare it is, like the rock paper scissors results of Glover, Smith and Gus (Glover beats Smiff, Smiff beats Gus, Gus beats Glover)...
Comon opponent MMA math between fighers is even more sound.
>Islam instantly flatline heemed Tibau in the 1st round.
>Khabib got taken down by and lost to Tibau, according to the criteria.
>Islam beat Oliveira, thoughbeit Charles got up from Islam's takedowns and had to be dropped and subbed in the 2nd round
Therefore, since Islam INSTANTLY flatlined Tibau in the 1st, and Tibau outstruck, outgrappled (getting the only takedown) and arguably won, we can conclude that Oliveira would have finished Khabib. Khabib wouldn't have tapped, but he would be dropped and then put to sleep in a choke.

>>151315889
Corrupt asf

>>151315972
how? he clearly won

>>151314102
>signing off

>comes back to seethe at Sexy Pakidaddies

Kek our BPC's really got piggies squealin', huh?

>>151315969
Khabib also got warned every round and should of gotten a point taken. Kek Mario Yamasaki exposed Khabib's biggest cheat codes of grabbing the fence offensively. Something khabib has done in every fight since then. If you rewatch all khabibs fights and look for it, it really changes how you view his wins.
https://youtu.be/8AIwL71JgDE?t=983

>Bahram retired
kwab

>>151316029
Maslobojev denied taking any peds, they clearly took his title away because he didnt have lots of fans.

>>151316201
>cheater denied he cheated
wew

Bahram is like the biggest audience pull Glory has at the moment. Robbie was already begging Bahram to reconsider lmao. Says a lot that the Moroccan fighter gets booed in Netherlands (Moroccan colony). Bahram clearly didn't prep for 5 rounds, Tarik did

>>151316311
Bahram looks 50, genuinely surprised he was 34

>>151316311
Bahram's just being a baby. He'll be back

>>151316110
>Khabib stop!
>Stop that get your hands out of the fence
>STOP THAT
>STOP GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE CAGE
>IM GONNA TAKE A POINT GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF THE CAGE
>STOP THAT GET THEM OUT
>Get your hands out of the cage!
>Oh well. What can you do.

Which weight class is this?

>>151316741
meat mountain

>>151316741
Him vs Gaziev is the fight to make

>>151316311
>>151316314
Roids or not he dogwalked these two brawler retards. He showed the skills "chills" and displayed the levels 'LEVELS".
I cower in fear from the common man's repugnance

are brazilians the master race?

>>151310714
Gamrot
Jackson
Alvarez
Diniz
Ramos
Aswell

>>151317601
A nice set of tits really makes a lady

Gaza is washed

>>151310714
Oliveira
Jackson
Alvarez
Diniz
Ramos

>>151310714
>>151318226
Wait the last prelim counted?

>>151309939 (OP)
A bit zesty, no?

Figgybros…

that girl was hot

Just how GOOD is Islam? Best lightweight of all time for sure.

Another great win that's aged well for Islam, Arman and Ilia. They really are the cream of the crop at LW.

>more white people in the Brazilian crowd than American crowds
top kek

>>151323626
so?

just how good is topuria

Just how good is Paul Felder?

charles taps clitia in the rematch

>We're going to be treated to seeing Shartles get Topsploded into the shadow realm again
Delicious.

Holloway heems him if they fight again, this is LW Max now

Gamrot is so pillowfisted he made Charles look like Jiri

Current 155 Max unironically boxes his head off

I hate to bring this up.. But everyone, especially the Armen fans in the hooker vs armen buildup, said Gamrot beat Hooker... And now Oliveira easily manhandled and submitted Arman's TOUGHEST opponent, who beat Armen....
If Armen doesn't heem Dookie, this will be VERY bad for Armen. UFC pays attention to this stuff, sad as it is.

Gapedrot sadly

>Poatan and Do Bronx wins back to back
We're back on top.

>>151323939
KWABOTY

>>151323940
mma maffs adds up b

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>vandiroba dern co-main of a ppv
are they fucking serious? did a fight drop off?

>>151323917
I wish. But this is terrible for Max. Especially the way Oliveira shoots his takedowns. Gamrot had no answer. Even Topuria got Max down.. As soon as he gets on all 4s to stand up, Charlie takes his back and the round is over.

>>151323940
Arman honestly should have gotten that decision but even then Charles had nothing for Arman on the ground, he was completely neutralised. MMA math is useless considering they have fought each other.

Wellness check on Chinada?

Dan Hooker is the only one that stops Topuria

>>151323983
>38 and 35
there is no future for br mma

>>151323940
No, Hooker deserved the decision against Gamrot. He did more damage and blocked most of the takedowns.

>>151324035
Poor poor Shartman piggy cope

how did fagrot lose to old chinless shartles

>>151324042
dookie dan gets mauled by topturo thougheverbeit

>>151324059
You were saying?

>>151324029
Max popped up immediately against Ilia and in general has great TDD. Gamrot looked shook as fuck just now the moment Oliveira reversed his grappling. It's a completely different fight.

>>151324101
This fight generated the bad karma

do people really think gane stands a chance? is there really a serious person who thinks that

>>151324079
you don't get scored for defending takedowns caz

when it comes to jiu jitsu no one is even close these bums got nothing on o iluminado

>>151324137
>THE benoit st dennis

>>151323939
Anallyfuckedrotbros...

cuckrot

>>151324177
Most gane posting is ironic but I fear the super retarded Brazilian and Slovene are serious

>>151324035
>>151324079
This is the second pitfall you run into... You could then argue Oliveira beat Arman. It's a minefield to navigate...
All I'm saying is Arman NEEDS a heem. And that's just the reality of the situation. Let's hope he can do it.

>>151324235
GAPEDspinall tranny spotted sadly

>>151324102
Gamrot is a bum who lost to Hooker.

Let me get this straight:
You "think"(you don't actually think) Gane will win against the guy JBJ is afraid of?
How does the ganecel mind even work

gamrot wins the rematch

>>151324102
Polish power

Would you creampie Karen Bryant?

Shartles landed a combined total of 10 significant strikes in round 2 and 3 against Tsarukyan. I had it 30-27 Arman

>>151324272
I'm afraid Jonddady has Tomala Asspisstranny locked in her interim chastity belt however

Ah yes Tomala the retard who rushes in with his retard chin up in the air is beating Gane aka. the best striker in the UFC

It all comes back to the question just HOW fucking good is Ilia Topuria

Max Oliveira vs Charles Holloway 2

<---------Tom vs Gane leaked footage

>>151324247
>You could then argue Oliveira beat Arman.
It was a clear Arman victory. The crowd going nuts for every little thing Charles did created the illusion of a close fight. One judge literally scored the third on who got the louder crowd reaction lol.

>>151323940
>>151324247
Brutally factual posts, I do declare, sadly I fear.

>>151324289
yes, lad

>>151324300
We scored it 30-RAPED for Olivedaddy

>jon ducks tom
>tom retires jon
>jon comes out of retirement to fight poopatan

>>151324337
Charles destroyed Dariush, who shut down and embarrassed Gamrot. MMA math made the result of this fight obvious

Astounding how much AI generated garbage Ganetards spam. At least it’ll stop when he embarrasses himself on PPV (again)

LA LA LA LA TOMALA IN THE KEK TROLLEY LA LA LA

>>151324377
We meaning 60 Iq gypsies I assume

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

Tomala got RAPED and GAPED in the sweltering summer of 2022

Guru literally praying on Merab's downfall rn

>>151324468
nigger literally zero people care, go to your containment general

>>151324345
>oh nonnnnnn ah HAH HAH... HAH...

>>151324388
ganecels have humiliation fetish

>

Yuck, Brazilians starting to get real uppity after their big wins tonight. Disgusting. Never forget your place subhumans.

>>151324500
ya seethe?

>>151324562
They feel safe to post here again after pereiria heemed big stank

>>151324565
OHHHH the successful bets revved him!!?

>>151324562
Shut your ass up, champlet

What goes in the mind of people like Gamrot? He watches people like Oliveira and other submission artists threatening their opponents with submissions left and right, becoming beloved fan favorites, winning bonuses and good fights and he never thinks to himself: "i'm a good grappler, i should do that, maybe good things will happen if i do".
Why would anyone choose to be a "control wrestler" in a sport where more entertainment = more money?

Ganecels are actually betting on a knee injury for a win

>>151324562
Brazildaddies got your armpitpiggy bussy in a twist playa

>>151324648
Oh yes just change what is working for you all of sudden

Do people actually think gane is good?

>>151324645
All the champs are our champs you fool, UFC an American company. We deal the cards. We roll the nickels. The game is ours.

I hope Brazil keeps posting. Why are you homos seething at them?

Chama no chama

>>151324718
Holy copium lmfao

>>151309939 (OP)
Fuck Dana

>>151324718
Good goy

>>151324736
1776 + blow it out your ass

really happy for Charles :) he's got an incredible story

respect to Gamrot for taking this on short notice and always being ready to shoot his shot. maybe he'll get someone like loser of Arman/Hooker next. either rematch would be good since both fights were so close. or he and Fiziev could run it back, the first fight had no true winner

Dawlgs, I just had an awful feeling. For some reason I'm thinking Allen might somehow fluke a win against RdR, and cuck us out of RdR vs Kumsplat. That bum is so trash that it just makes sense for him to fuck up an interesting match up.

How are people still hyping up gane after he lost to ngnau and bloated jones?

You lads reckon Charles will retire after the Max fight? I feel like he's the type to keep fighting well after he througly flushed like Tony but I hope I'm wrong

Its Monkey Takeover

>>151324791
It's entirely possible. WE are still looking towards Strickland vs Fluffy as the true number 1 contender fight, then Strickland reclaims his rightful place as the champion. Where he belongs.

>>151324766
>be american
>finally create a league people care outside of your own opioid ridden shithole of a country
>manage to be bad at it
Learning from the British, I see

Dirty diaper Tyla is entering one of xer steatorrhea seethes, sadly

>>151324804
>fight Gane won and a scripted fight
Gayrot lost and you're dumb

>>151324804
the ganecel mind works different

>>151324766
charles and figgy are both proud zionists kek

>>151324696
How is it working for him?
He had to take a 2-week's notice fight in Brazil because no one wants to fight him, and the UFC is never booking him against some of the money makers like Holloway or Pimblett because of how boring he is.
He needs to win twice as much as entertaining fighters to climb up the rankings.
And let's not forget that he was the official backup of a title fight in 2023 but they still didn't gave the opportunity to him because he's boring.

Is Gamrot better than Colby or is he quintessentially what Colby would be in this division

UFC is owned by mossad.

>>151324855
strickland would get heemed faster than reddit rob unfortunately

>>151324865
Good evening spammy.

>>151324863
imagine being an irrelevant portuguese and thinking your opinion on america means absolutely anything to anyone

Gane is built different (incorrectly)

>>151324679
>imitating pakibong

Thanks for saving the main event, Gamrot.

>>151324889
People said the same thing when he fought Adesanya. We see how that went.

>tfw arman lost to gamrot
makes you think

>>151324876
>How is it working for him?
he probably has 1 million dollars

>>151324727
no "no chama" thing from Ankalaev was kino.

should I drop a Schaub or save it for later?

Would be funny to see Strickraped crushed and destroyed on the White House lawn while Khamzat screams ALLAHUACKBAR at Zion Don. A final humiliation for the crumbling American empire

>>151324925
jizzy was gaped from fighting too much too soon
many such cases e.g. volk, poatan

>>151324942
Double it, and give it to the next person.

>>151324871
For them Israel is just a name they see in the Bible once.

Another Brendan Allen main event

>>151324884
>Owned by mossad like most business in the world
>Still unable to produce one decent fighter
Unironically how? They hold all of the cards.
I've yet to see a good fighter from the small hat tribe both irl or in the Poofc

>>151324930
Arman beat Charles should make you think more

>>151309939 (OP)
If Aspinall wins his match against Gane, I could see them matching Alex vs Tom. Jones vs Alex isn't farfetched, but Dana seems adamant about not wanting to put Jones in the White House card. Dana says he wants the most reliable guys there.

>>151324958
True, Khamzat will never have that issue since he fights 1 time per year exclusively in Abu Schaubi and pulls out of every other fight.

>>151325004
once per year if we're lucky brazza
he's taking the clitia route of maybe once per two years while asking for fights up a weight division

>>151324969
Fighting is for plebs

GOAT
https://youtu.be/taxsw7HdqqA

>>151325039
Is pre Ramadan brazza you know dis

>>151324791
Allen is a very talented fighter, his only problem is he has quite possibly the worst fight IQ in the entire UFC. Hopefully his retardation wins out.

As a chosen person it brings me great pleasure to watch goyim bleed and suffer for my entertainment

>a very talented fighter
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>151325058
how will drumpf and marco rubio ever recover

I don't actually buy the whole Brendan Allen has low fight IQ meme. You don't know what he is feeling out there, fighting is 90% aggression to 10% game-plan despite what Joe Rogan tries to tell you.

>>151325097
It's for everyones enterteinament doe

Brendan Allen is shit its that simple

>>151325166
entertainment*

>>151325188
He might be, but he fights at middleweight

>>151325040
Every man wants to be strong though. That's why we go to the gym and learn how to fight, it's in our DNA.
Unless of course, the men we were talking were inhuman and merely pretending to be like us...

>>151325188
And his division? It’s a sewer

>>151325238
Dirty diaper Tyla identifies as a raped steatorrhea sow, please use inclusive language

>>151324984
>barely beats a washed up Charles.
>pulls out of fights at the last second several times.
>loses to bum gamrot.
>refuses to fight again for years
>cries for another title shot.
>convinced Chimaev to gay wrestle for 5 rounds instead of strike, giving us one of the most boring title fights in recent years.
fagman is a bum fag. the only conclusion you get by thinking

I had it up for Gamrot

>>151325322
>>loses to bum gamrot.
That was a robbery tho.

>>151325322
A bum fag that Ilia is ducking, really makes you think again

>>151325434
Truth nuke

And i mean i had my dick up for Gamrot.

>>151324984
Disagree

Dricbeast status

WE are hoping for Dan Hooker to somehow fluke a win over Arman.

Polandbros...

>>151325434
>>151325493
>ducking is le based and epic when Jones does it
>it's bad when GODpuria does it
GODpuria heems Arman dead in round one. Arman simply does not deserve to be heemed by GODPuria.

>>151325795
Dumbass motherfucker.

heh you think you stopped gamrot with this? you really think that??

>>151325795
>ducking is le based and epic when Jones does it
Who are you quoting retard?

whats what gamrot gets for doing this

>Arman? Take my belt I not fighting him, no.

Pity Dana to be honest. Ought to put Ilia's money where his mouth is and book that matchup but Arman has ALSO been a little bitch lately so he can't. Fucking hell.

Garmot sucks dick! Hooray for Barsil

>>151325852
all of heem besides the bongistanis

If Joel Alverez got a sub like he absolutely coud have in the 2nd and 3rd round at least 6 times I would have won $3800 off a $10 parlay
This Spanish cunt is now my most hated fighter in the UFC

You wanna talk shet pojja

>On this day, one year ago
Chills...

>>151325972
Oh so you mean you made it up? Got it

I honestly thought Jozay has been retired for years

I would pay for a Megan Anderson onlyfans. She was a bad fighter and objectively isn't that attractive, but she just does it for me for some reason.

>>151326039
Tom Aspinal must not have any good wins if people are hyping up a Gane fight.

>>151326257
Because you're gay (me too)

was izzy's gyno ever this bad?

>>151325795
>>151325852
He is trying to copy Jones' Aspinall build up. Only difference is the UFC weren't trying to make Arman Topuria. Arman already told them he will earn his title shot again after fuckinig up the Islam fight. Dana said he's gonna have to work his way back.
If he heems dookie dan, there might be enough public outcry to make Arrman vs Topuria for the Paramount match. All of the shit Ilia is doing is good for their eventual fight, otherwise no one knows who Arman is.
If Arman heems Dan and is ready to fight again, they will not give Gaethje a shot.

>>151326369
Who's that blonde milf she's always with?

>>151326369
I would die for Joanna

>>151326391
Tbh I doubt Arman will, he didn't even want to fight Islam after 300 in June. I highly doubt he'd take an even more dangerous fight in the same timeframe. If Arman does beat Dan, we probably won't get the Ilia until March/April at the earliest, they might even save it for the White House.

Arman's last win was 20 PPV's ago and it was a split decision.

>>151326369
Yum

he damn near did Tsarukyan just as dirty

>>151326496
The white house card is looking grim. There are no american champions and not a single american fighter who might be in position to fight for the title untill then.

>>151326440
her gf

>>151326600
Any proof of this?

>>151326586
what's the point of wearing a dress like this when you have 0 tits
what's the point of wearing a dress like this at all. what happened to virtues such as modesty, dignity and chastity?

I remember having an threesome in an Osakan home with an old friend and her best friend almost 20 years ago. Woke up and had an nother threesome. Life is full of belssings, when the hard times comes think of the weller times. Lets go Joe Pyfer!

>move up, relinquish belt
>lightweight champ moves up exactly a month later, vacating belt
These are facts

I'm scared.

>>151326586
this is a porn outfit wtf

>what's the point of wearing a dress like this when you have 0 tits
what's the point of wearing a dress like this at all. what happened to virtues such as modesty, dignity and chastity?

>>151326586
what did ortega to do her

>>151326645
yeah, my dick

>>151326551
>Tsarukyan
From and including: Saturday, 13 April 2024
To, but not including Saturday, 22 November 2025
Result: 588 days

It is 588 days from the start date to the end date, but not including the end date.

Or 1 year, 7 months, 9 days excluding the end date.

Or 19 months, 9 days excluding the end date.

>>151326682
dont be scared homie

>>151326677
>Ilia vs Oliveira was in June
>JDM vs Islam will be in November
That means Islam could've defended against Topuria in June and still have 5 months to fight at 170. In fact he could've defended earlier than June if he wanted, since he took no damage fighting Moicano in January.
These are all facts

>>151326586
Disgusting unironically.

>>151326586
who is this chinese?

>>151326587
America has always been a nation of mutts so I doubt anyone would really care as long as the fights are good. No one really takes them seriously anymore.

>>151326586
Her poon tang is rightfully Taiwanese clay. Repsextfully.

Topuria vs Machachev
Jones vs Pereira

The 2 big fights people want to see.

>>151326586
Hookers have better class than this filth

bros... how come arman couldn't do that to gamrot? but more importantly, how come arman couldn't do what ilia did to charles?

>>151327003
because it would be too easy, Arman likes to play with his prey

>>151327003
I think, and, someoen stop me if they disargee, I think the main contirbuting factor pertaining to this is that as follows: Arman is an retard that sucks

>>151326923
Taiwan is Chinese clay.

>>151327091
>an retard
You might be onto something Ranjeet

>>151327003
>Well you see, Charles...You have to remember.. O-or really the thing about Arman is, h-hes..... OOH I OUTTA SOCK YOU RIGHT IN THE MOUTH

>>151327115
Sned I have always shown you respect

>>151327212
You've lost all respect for telling us gamrot was good for the last 5 years

>>151324876
He got into MMA as a wrestler, that's the skillset he trust himself in.
He can't go back in time and train BJJ as a kid instead of wrestling.

>>151327279
Thats not me, I never liked Gamrots lame ass

>>151327212
As you damn well should.

Arman lost a decision to Gamrot, who lost a decision to Guram, who lost a decision to Damir, who got dominated by Grant Dawson, who got heemed in 30 seconds by Bobby Queen.
Really makes you think.

>>151327394
>Bobby Queen
this might be the funniest thing a leaf has ever invented on /heem/

Charles Olivera is on a very short list of guys I would not agree to fight. I don't want those problems.

Ducking is gay, champions should be forced to fight every 2 weeks

one of these days The New Guard will get the chance to show their skill they just need the old guys to stop ducking

>>151327519
Arman's the last man standing. too bad UFC won't push him. Hooker feels like such a waste of a fight. I hope he gets a vicious r1 gnp KO

Umm...brazzas?

>>151327560
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151327497
Back in the old days, Sugar Ray Robinson fought once a month for 12 years straight, retired for 3 years and came back to fight 64 more times over the course of 10 years.
And they didn't even have roids back then, modern fighters have no excuse.

Gonna racemix with a hue

Gona give Sneed head

google
>alexis doll steffy moreno
>alexis doll sara retali
thank me l8r

>>151327599
That was back in the good old days when the promoters could cheat the stupid fuck fighters, and that's exactly why the UFC is removing the Mohammed Ali act before taking over boxing.

Don't watch pornography

ZAMN, Brazilians look like THAT?

>Gamrot in the frisky favela fall of 25
Don't look into it

fuck harold

yweah bitch im the heem gawd

bobby
mothafuckin
GWEEN

why are brazillians like this, they booed every fighter that was no brazillian

>>151327749
That's based you fucking clown. It's called national pride, something a rat who flees from China to Canada would never understand.

Brazza are the most inbred and hues are the most race mixed.
Truly the ying and yang of the UFC.

>>151327749
It's called home-field advantage, every sport has it, there is no reason UFC shouldn't. Feel free to boo all non-canadians also
>b-but that's le impolite
Gay non-sense

>>151327803
In fighting it's a home field disadvantage. Extra pressure, extra distractions.

>>151327003
People forget man Arman was offered a Gamrot rematch earlier and if he would have won, he wouldn't be having to fight Dookie Dan to get to the title! Sad!

>>151326682
get a dog, bro

>>151327749
this mentality is exactly why canada didn't win a single fight at home

>>151327825
>In fighting it's a home field disadvantage. Extra pressure, extra distractions.
Regardless of how you interpret it, it's based. Whoever represents my country should do it well in any situation, there are already enough niggers and whores ruining our image for free

Jeetstreams

>>151327801
There is a lot of cousin fucking in Brazil too, and it wasn't uncommon about 40 years ago to know someone who married their niece/aunt, although rare it still happens. I studied with a dude in HS who fucked his youngest aunt, had pics and all, his excuse was that they were basically cousins

Yeah whatever man, I'd heem anyone here easily.

>>151327880
you're a weakling

I'd beat anyone here because I'm mad I just see red and it's ova

>>151327905
I'm undefeated in the streets.

I have seen the future
>Hooker beats Arman
>JDM beats Islam
>Topuria beats Geathje
>Max beats Charles
>Islam beats Topuria
>Max beats Hooker
>Islam beats Max and they both retire
>Topuria vs Paddy for the vacant belt

I do my winning in the sheets ya feel me plaighyboi? Essentsily

why did the hues boo paulo

So what was the logic behind Gamrot somehow beating Oliveira? He can’t finish a fight or punch worth a shit.

Just how fucking good is that Topuria kid?

>>151327866
I heard another hue anon say that fucking your cousins is common there, but you don't marry and have kids with them.

Imagine doubting Figgy.

>>151327918
that means nothing. most people have no idea how to fight. and i'm positive you only pick on people that are even weaker than you (as hard as it is to believe that such people exist)

>>151327966
he's a mossad agent

>>151328007
Incorrect on nearly all accounts.

>>151327975
Very good. But respectfully, the Matadorcord decided to give Charles a few days of celebration before posting the memes.

>>151328025
yap all you want, anyone who spends as much time here as you do is a weakling and a loser and has no agency in the real world. you will never be able to change the truth no matter how much you deny it in front of your online friends (who all also think you're a loser--congrats on being the biggest loser on a site chock full of them)

>>151328051
Didn't even read by the way, what the fuck are you doing shut up

>>151327985
Well, cousinfucking is a lot more common. It's like an introduction to fucking for a lot of guys, and we tend to have many cousins, so yeah, marriage is rarer, but not that uncommon, I think everyone knows one or two cousin couples. There is a meme saying here
>God made cousins so we don't fuck our sisters

>>151328092
>>151328092
>>151328092

Just saw the clip of Gamrot entrance kek. He ran to the octagon as fast as he could to avoid people talking shit to him and telling him he was gonna die.

>>151328096
I guess Neymar didn't get the message then kek

>>151327966
Paulo has long been a polariziing figure in here due to his political views and alignment. More recently he's been trolling and spatting with brazilian fans on the internet too, he is also pretty forward that he enjoys his foreign fanbase and attention more which he has been trying to market and focus himself more towards. I used to have a hard time understanding what he was doing on his twitter but eventually I undertood the silly angle he was aiming for, and well, it was working for him. Personally I don't mind Paulo and still cheer for him, he can be a good character for the UFC but he needs to win more.

If this was a different toime

>>151327003
Because this was Gamrot fighting on two weeks notice.

someone bake