Thread 151310636

PORTUGAL: Diogo Costa, Dalot, Rúben Dias, Gonçalo Inácio, Nuno Mendes, Ruben Neves, Vitinha, Bruno Fernandes, Bernardo Silva, Pedro Neto e Cristiano Ronaldo.
>subs: José Sá, Rui Silva, Nélson Semedo, António Silva, João Palhinha, Gonçalo Ramos, Pedro Gonçalves, Renato Veiga, Matheus Nunes, Francisco Trincão, Rafael Leão e Francisco Conceição.

IRELAND: Kelleher, Collins, O´shea, O´brien, Manning, Molumby, Cullen, Ebosele, Coleman, Ferguson e Ogbene.
>subs: Bazunu, Travers, Parrot, Idah, Azaz, Dunne, Ferry, Taylor, Egan, McAteer, Smallbone e Johnston.

Starts in around one bong

Hold still Irish this is only gonna hurt a lot.

Shan't be watching this upcoming massacre.

>>151310781
Oops, I put the wrong OP image

How many?

How many for our boy today?

>2025
>still watching soccer
Literally why? So you can watch defenders and midfielders mindlessly pass it back and forth between each other for 80 minutes of your life? And I'm being generous here saying the ball gets past the halfway line for 10 minutes

>>151310636 (OP)
Who are the good guys

>>151311018
Can't stop watching before Ronaldo retires.
Just feels wrong

>ronaldo hasnt been in the US for 11 years now
bros….. can my goat even go next year?

>>151311050
their literal president is a fucking pedophile rapist. penaldo will be fine

>>151311079
you would think that he wouldve already tested the waters by now then with a visit

>>151310987
How many?

>>151311113
He'll be fine

>>151311113
No worries on that side

>>151311159
>>151311184
i read the other day that there will probably be a friendly against the US next year, so i’m guessing that will be the test

>>151311145
You may not like it,but this is what true love looks like

>>151311184
you just know trump and tsu used to flight toeghter to the epstein island

>>151311300
ronaldo is not vocal enough in support of israel for him to be someone that visited the island

>tfw patriotic Irishman but also cr7 is one of my heroes
This is always an awkward fixture for me

Don't talk to me or my son ever again, /sp/

>>151311519
M8, fuck Ronaldo, support your country (by which I mean England)

>>151311547
Support your country (by which I mean Morocco)

>>151311145
He is playing at his true home therefore he will score at least once

>>151310636 (OP)
based flags

>>151311331
Penaldo has always been on the muslim side. Even his bf was Moroccan
There is not a single jewish thing about him, other than having nutted inside Irina Shayk or whatever her name is

>>151311847
thats what im saying. if ronaldo went to the island, mossad wouldve forced him to kiss the wall already at this point

can you name a single starting ROI player without cheating?

>>151311886
Shay Given ,Damien Duff,John O'Shea

>>151311886
kellegeher or however you write his name

>>151311886
Manning. Dude won me a bet with his freekick vs Wrexham

>>151311886
Kelleher, Szmodics, Doherty, Cullen

Lets fucking go lads

>Inacio
>Dias
>Dalot
>Neves
>Neto
>Penaldo
>Bernardo Silva
Eire might have a chance, we are playing with 4 players only

no offence portubros but i will be turning off the game the second ronaldo gets subbed off

>>151311988
>Penaldo getting subbed off
Are you new to Portugal games?

Ronaldo will score at the minute of my two last digits.

What are you listening to on half time lads?

>>151312009
KWABed

We finna booty blast these fools

>no Spain v Georgia thread
i guess i'll watch Penaldo

>>151312003
All jokes asides how much of a scandal it would be if Ronaldo was not starting, or if he was not even called?

>>151311913
>Shay Given
Literally the greatest to ever do it.

>>151312050
>Scandal
Depends. Ball knowers would know, casuals would get mad and cry

>>151310636 (OP)
where's Jota? I saw him on the list.

>>151312009
That's that paedo cunt. Is he dead now? Please tell me he's dead.

I like that Nuno Mendes lad seems like a humble ngubu and good baller too

>>151312050
His sister was in tears when he got benched last time, and the general ass kissers who can’t wrap their heads around the idea that eras end and teams move on
>ohhh after all he did, he’s treated like THIS
Only way he doesn’t get on the team is if he retires, Martinez probably has it in his contract that he has to call him up

>>151312050
you have to be deluded to not aknowledge that cr7 is the best goalscorer of portugal right now. only a schizo like luis enrique would bench him

>>151312113
Yeah got shanked in prison today, I feel like it also happened a few years back so was only a matter of time before someone got him

>>151312034
You're not on the team, dipshit

>>151312114
our ngubus are always humble

>>151312113
Hahaha no way! That's for the good news!

how can we win when we have 2 poochester penalty players a bunch of saudi league ones?

Cant we get Trappatoni back? Or even McCarthy?

>finally getting out of our half after 10 minutes

its over for portugal

When I saw Molumby in the line up I thought it was one of those Nigerians desu

Cam on Ireland

Haha, how tf did he miss that

Jota would’ve scored that…

should be onside

i hate this pedro neto nigger so much, he is so fucking bad and dumb and stupid

One time i bought a car from a Nigerian man who, into going into the house was furnished very religiously with photos of Mary and statues apparently he was getting a divorce and selling his car, it was the day after saint patricks day and he was telling me how the Irish missionaries brought Catholicism to Nigeria

how have they not scored yet

>>151312412
based

I'm not gay but, I wanna fuck CR7. Greatest ever

I want to be a pacey and tekker ngubu like Rafael Leao

>>151312480
based

>>151312480
That's kinda gay though.

>>151312464
Our defencive unit is impenetrable

why does ronaldos son look black

>>151312480
most based /sp/ poster right now

>diving against Ireland
For shame

>>151312480
All Penaldo fans are like this...

is that how many kmph he was over the speed limit

Why are they celebrating someone who murdered his brother in cold blood?

>>151312480
That is still pretty gay

>>151312512
Mexican mother

We only play well when the opposing team gives us space to play because they are good enough to discuss the game with us
When they park the bus it's always this depressing shit

Our best games during the bald fraud era were against France at the Euros and Germany and Spain at the nations league

Ireland will qualify for the World Cup I feel it bros

We had a shot, I cannot believe it

Camon score some fucking goals already

>>151312597
Same. We've got one foot in the shtates hi.

>>151312534
If a regular person crashes while speeding drunk and burns to ash people are like "I'm glad that fucking nigger only killed himself and his brother before he murdered someone else", but if it's a famous rich person it's different.

Portugal Allez!!!

>Ireland lost to Armenia
Fucks sakes

this might be a stupid question, but why hasn't Jota been called up?

>>151312711
rude

>>151312707
We certainly didn't make it easy for ourselves

It should have been Pedro Neto the one on that car that day

>>151312728
why? something happened to him?!

>>151312740
We never do. Atp its really celebrating stuff like 30 mins being over and stillno Portugal goal.

>>151312762
he died anon... tragically, with his brother

Kek no yellow. Based ref.

Diane Keaton just died bros…

>still 0-0
yeah it's over

>>151312823
the pedo lover? rest in piss

my blue jays would obliterate both of these teams

>>151312823
She was just a kid

>>151312711
but he has

>>151312874
a couple of birds v 22 athletes. sure bud

How many more years until Ireland starts getting some brazillian mercenaries it can’t be too many more years now

>>151312841
Yeah Im thinking SEX

Feel a slurper looming

We're holding world cup favourites Portugal. Told y'all we deserve to be at the world cup.

*SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

Silva should not be allowed to shoot

>>151313014
is she a black?

What a fucking slurper I forgot I was watching it and went back to work for a moment.

>>151313035
Black Irish descendant of Portuguese shippers o algo

>>151313035
no, she's portuguese

>>151313014
How does anyone find non-whites attractive?

>trincão
>leão
>conceicão

why are the players that are actual threats benched? then u have boomers in the field barely running

Dear God please let us win
>>151313068
You are most certainly welcome!

>>151313094
Because the bald fraud loves english league shitters
He probably has a West Brommich Albion tattoo on his ass

>>151313094
>Ão
>Ão
>Ão

more like Pootugal

>>151313094
Spaniard doesn't like the ão sound

>>151313087
Its not like I can ask my dick you know
If shes hit, shes hit I guess

Albania just scored in Serbia and the guy did the bird celebration but the game is being played in a shitty stadium with like 10k people in it so no one went mad

CAM ON EIRELAND

>>151313212
what happened to Serbia? Lost all of it's nationalistic soul, but is still shit

45 minutes survived, can we do it again? Perchance even a cheeky Parrott goal?

Some strike hi

Martínez out
Amorim in

>>151313306
here! posse de bola

>>151313237
Game is being played in a random city in the South, close to Bulgaria, Macedonia, Kosovo. Probably the only way they found to do the game with spectators, uefa is extremely gay

every single game is grim with this bald fraud in charge

>>151313168
spain cucks actually filtered by the chad ÃO

Im going to eat some pastéis de bacalhau and be right back

which one we tasting bros

>>151313359
can't even have balkan shit shows these days :(

>>151313464
bottom right for me. Kyllie looks hella fine too

dubs and the Irish score

ref bros????

bring Leao in you bald fraud

>>151313569
roll that again, nigga

>18 shots
>2 on target
>0 goals

>>151313711
dubs for era penal

>martinez ball

why the fuck can’t portugal get a good international coach? are they stupid?

I'm not a fan of this bald manager amigos.

holy bald fraud

>>151313380
portuguese baby factory

FINALLY
rip potatos

Kelleher the GOAT

leao had such a shitter for bbilan in the last match, is he still good or shit now?

ÃO power , we are so back

>semedo
How did this n word get into the team in the first place?

Is Expressions Oozing, Nelson Semedo's brother?

>>151313902
You have... pãoer. You're welcome.

>>151313938
racial quotas

i did a throat swab today and the nurse commented on my lack of gag reflex
caught me off guard

Its clenchtime, Eirebros

potato wall too strong

ireland bros, is this on TV somewhere for you or just amazon?

>>151314044
Yeah on our national TV station they're showing it. RTE

grim

Kek the fucking disgusting rat scum bastard got a yellow

>>151314005
>didnt ask if she also didnt have it

do u even flirt with every hoe u meet bro

>And now the Irish with the ball in possession... gone again, but they seem to like to play like this the most
Germ commentator knows us wtf

This is embarassing. Football isn’t even in the top 3 of most popular sports in Ireland. Imagine If they cared.

>>151314067
damn it's not included in my iptv

>>151314044
Not rly what you asked but you can watch it on Edels Stube, DDR2 brudi

>>151314095
what are the top 3?

>>151314070
typical Ireland game. They'll win 1-0

>>151314011
tfw no desi gf

>>151314067
>>151314107
nvm I forgot the funny dash on top of the e
thank you
>>151314113
would have gone there next

>>151314128
Gaelic football, rugby, leprechaun hunting

>>151314128
Gaelic Football, Rugby, Cricket.

now imagine if Ireland actually
win

Caoimhin Kellher playing the dark arts of time wasting

Ronaldo is our opponent but fuck me is it terrifying when he gets the ball in the box

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

haha time for penaldo

Not a pen imo

>we need to refball versus ireland

how grim is this

ERA or not actually

NO ERA

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

no era

pls miss
pls miss
pls miss

Ahhhhhh fuck this daft bastard

:( ah fuck

I don't think it was a pen.
Hopefully we miss.

Another one for the GOAT

NO ERA

LITERAL refball lmao

RIGGED

Hahahahaha go fuck yourself Ronaldo you old bastard just retire

Wait doesnt it hit his chest?

LMAO

how is silva still on the pitch, surely you lot have someone on the bench

well i aren't think it was an era anyways

KWAB

WHAT A SAVE

The sauds want their last dance so bad

>>151314299
I think so, but don't worry, we missed the pen.

5 missed penalties today

Kek fuck you Penaldo

Wasn't even a penalty in the first place

random ass keepers always turn world class agaisnt us, every time

KELLEHER THE FUCKING GOAT

roubado não entra

Just retire you old bum

Misstiano Penaldo

>

Weird fact Smallbone has always been a baldy. He looks so weird with hair

he's gonna cry again, isn't he?

>>151314357
Kelleher saved one against the rat Penandes a few weeks ago

i dont even think portugal would be better without penaldo

>>151314400
while not a great look, I'm jealous of the easy maintenance

Ireland will win now

>>151314418
kek this, bunch of moor freaks

>>151314357
>random ass keepers
Literally the best penalty keeper in prem

>>151314357
it's not even the keeper saving them.
We usually have difficulties playing against teams that park the bus, because most of our players are just static waiting for a pass... No one runs without the ball, and only "wake up" in the last 15 minutes of the game.
No matter who the manager is, we always do this.

>>151314401
This is the type of shit that will get him free pints for the rest of his life

is he washed

>>151314435
they can't even cross to the other half of the field, let alone shoot on target

>>151314487
O ye little of faith

>>151314464
So you admit it's all your fault Manure are so shit

Coleman ya fucking beauty.

>>151314487
Soft penalty in the 88th minute after that one he gave to Portugal

>>151314532
It's not exclusively Bruno's or Dalot's fault imo, but yes, both have been slow af lately, but so have been Bernardo, Ronaldo (although that is to be expected from a 40 year old), Neto tried but today it's clearly not his day.
Overall a poor performance from almost everyone.

>>151314604
Or we defended well.

What a disappointment fucking hell
I remember the good old days when we’d murder overly defensive teams (Pauleta days desu)

>>151314618
Both statements are true in this case.

>>151314552
>>151314506

I'm glad we're not the only ones with depressing slumps that make us lose all hope when we look at France, Spain etc in comparison

Going to do 100 push ups for every goal scored

Who qualifies the top 2 in the group?

Thank you Seamus. May you play 100 games more.

>Portuguese commentators saying "CAOMINE"
they don't even bother to check how you say Caomhin.

>>151314670
Just do it regardless fatty.

>>151314692
Not us sadly, that train is gone

Vamos Portugal, eu acredito! Vamos meus rapazes

>90+2 -
>own goal

>>151314692
I think uefa qualifies them. Or is it fifa? I think uefa sends them for qualification to fifa

And another thing that PISSES me off, is the zero atmosphere when we play in Lisbon.
It's full of tourists or w/e, it's they're fucking attending a theater show or something.

Ireland will win

Golo dos nossos rapazes! Eu avisei!

>>151314768
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>151314759
Could only mostly hear Irish fans entire match lul

E jã esta lá dentro.

>>151314768
>
>Also Bald fraud saved AGAIN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151314692
top, 2nd goes to playoffs

>>151314708
Well shit now I have to

>>151314768
KWAB

>>151314768
your post aged well

CHUPA CARALHO!!

Fuck it what can ya do

Finally

BALD FRAUD IN

FINALLY

>>151314670
I will hold you to it.

Its over

who else

Ah well

>>151314796
GET SWOLL BOY

>>151314309
AWOOOOOOOGA
WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO????
PLEASE

OY VEY
REMEMBER THE RECKLESS DRIVER GOING 100MPH

The farmers will watch it at home, like they are used to.
Disgusting team

>#21

bros….not like this

>Needing a fake penalty to win
>Still can't win
>Needing the 7 minutes of added time generated by that fake penalty
On behalf of the United Kingdom I'm ending my love affair with Portugal, Ireland is now my greatest friend and ally. And I will be filing a complaint with the WEF.

>>151314855
white boys only

how Europe let this guy leave this young i'll never get

Portugal once again saved from the horrendous exibition by a late goal.

Portuguese aren't even white they are Arabs lmao. They were part of the caliphate.

>>151314880
I'm a white black queen enjoyer.

>>151314879
To be honest you can see it from the perspective that now Ireland has time to equalize.

Not much positive to say desu, atleast we defended aswell for as long as we could

>>151314879
So true the goal will overshadow >7mins the rig was in

Oh well, that’s that

>>151314903
Based

good goal but portugal fucking sucks

>Bald fraud lives to fight another day
The suffering continues.

Worst Ireland lose. Portugal win without that cunt Chrissy scoring, and he even missed a penalty as well.
Great night this.

what a dreary match
thank you for wasting my time

>next game against Hungary
just one point and Portugal officially in the WC

GG Ireland lads.
Good luck trying to qualify.

>>151314992
Fuck off texas

I will see Ireland at a World Cup in my lifetime

>>151315002
I tuned in for the last 15 minutes
just enough time to witness a missed pen and the only goal
time well spent

piss easy game lads

>>151314855
adnsrim

>>151315009
Good luck? They are one of the most boring teams in the world, i guarantee Suriname plays better football than this, i am unironically mad
It's back to watch Liverpool and Celtic for them and considering how shit those two are too i have to thank God for not making me Irish

>>151315054
Obrigado camarada.

>>151315078
Just having good maners la
Humble in Victory Brave in defeat.

>>151315078
Sore winners the pootugese

Saved by the 2 strikers formation for the 1000th time, can't wait to only see it again next time we need a goal in the last 10 minutes

>>151315111
im humble, just dont piss me off
Hungary and Armenia deserve it more
>>151315128
Yeah it was not Trincão changing the game and doing more in 15 minutes than Pedro Neto's whole career with the NT

>>151315013
I did, once...magical time..90s and2 2000s were a different time

Werent we already guaranteed first place?

Feelsbadman. But I'm proud of the lads for trying their best.

>all these cuckwatching thirdies
lel

>>151315078
Rude lol.

>>151315208
Technically no
In reality yes, we have been qualified ever since the draw happened

>>151315221
Best performance, maybe we dhould just hope for being in a group with only big teams since we cant play against equal or worse teams.

31 degrees today lads not good

>>151315078
The ref give you everything against the worst Irish team ever. Shut the fuck up.

>>151315221
You deserved the point. Penaldo got bailed out by his teammates once again

i never expected us to qualify anyway

>>151315301
>the worst Irish team ever
Doubt it.

>>151315329
It was over after the Armenia lost.

We have serious problems under this bald retard. It's impossible to win unless he seriously changes how he views some players

>>151315078
i apologize for this post, i shouldn't have said this.
i have to respect each team's way of playing

if this bald fraid had balls, bruno and bernardo straight to bench

>>151315585
I forgive you.

>>151312902
little rude to his brother

>>151315810
thanks, lad

>>151315196
What happened the last time Trincão started? He was shit. Our initial tactic always reeks against any team that can defend and we only started creating chances when we play 2 strikers

The amount of Indians and Africans supporting Portugal because of Ronaldo is disturbing.

What is the point of putting up with these black lads in the team if we are going to lose anyway? At least France won stuff with their nogs.

>>151316109
Those are just the portugese m8

>>151316990
ogbene and feisty were good

>>151315196
>Hungary and Armenia deserve it more

>>151314879
to be FAIR, we only needed 1 minute

>>151314879
Portobros... not like this

>>151314309
made for my bbc

>>151314401
>hits is straight
>he's gay

just give me the job