Thread 151313017

Monday night's game will be the first time since 1997 that Chicago and Washington will have matched up with the same two starting quarterbacks in consecutive matchups.

>gaylen sqirts
>the city of filthadelphia

I don't know who the good teams are anymore. It's absolute chaos.

>>151313153
Da Bears

>>151313153
There's a lot of good teams, but no really great teams. That makes for a really fun season though.
I'll be baking redzone tomorrow at 12:30

>>151313190
The bears lost the technology to be good a long time ago. It's forgotten knowledge for Chicago.

>>151313122
Based. White boy winter

>>151313311
That's true, I do find myself being interested in more match ups right now. Did Goodell rig things to achieve that on purpose? It's entirely possible...

I'm watching college football for the first time in a while today because I'm bored. Is some team really going to draft this Allar shitter?

>>151313153

I guess you haven't been paying attention.

>>151313408
even shitshows like Cardinals Titans have been fun. It's been a great season so far.
>>151313428
I swear these people like him get so hyped up and then any time I actually watch they're fucking horrible. none of these shitters are going to be good NFL QBs

>>151313428
fraid so

Was watching the bama game, mizzou was down 10 and scored a touchdown with 2 minutes left, pretty common situation.

Isn't it overwhelmingly optimal to go for 2 here? If you get it you win on a fieldgoal. If you don't, you can go hard on trying to get a touchdown. Like if you scored the field goal then touchdown, you kick the PAT. But because you get to adjust to the result of the 2PC attempt it becomes the better play.

Posting it here because I don't really care about college football.

>>151313435
>regular season babbies
he said good

>>151313448

The 1st place 49ers have almost the same points for/against ratio as the last place Cardinals.

Ready for Halloween?

>>151313495
Insanity.

The conclusion I draw is that the niners aren't that good and it's a cooked division.

>>151313459
*gives you wet willie*

>>151313459
sabermetrics say you only go for 2 if you're down by 14 since you have a 60% chance of success (if you fail the first time, you'll get it the second time)

FG drive is more optimal (for pro teams), don't know what college kickers are doing these days - other than missing PATs

If my chiefs lose tomorrow lets just tank

>>151313668
This is why he is a Super Bowl champion and MVP.

And Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, and Justin Herbert are not.

>>151313694
Helen Keller wins SBMVP with that loaded as fuck niggles team. Shit, even the kiwipussy would win.

kwab

Hail Mary part 2 kino on MNF

>>151313746
Sounds like he listens to Mr. Brightside on repeat.

>>151313483

Keep sleeping on the Lions.

>>151313495
kino

>>151313755
God, imagine.

>>151313775
Post detoilet’s NFCCG victories.

>>151313428
Someone will draft him in the 4th. Probably the Raiders or Saints

>>151313153
Colts
That's it

I like the Lions but they're still just a (probably) good team.

>>151313775
>3-13 season still in the picture
>best showing is a season where they utterly choked to the nanners
el oh el

Still waiting on Anon to post detoilet’s NFCCG victories.

>>151313730
it's a good thing they put Kenny Pickett in to prove that no, in fact, they couldn't and that take is dumb

It’s crazy how the lions went from being the league leading pity party feel-good story to being a top 5 most annoying fan base. They deserve another 30 years of futility.

>>151313435
>got booty blasted by lightskinned brett farve
lol detoilet is just the ravens of the nfc, regular season demons who always fold in the clutch

>>151313995
Practice your throws, gaylen.

>>151313730
It's funny that you think anyone cares. The Eagles won an owl with this era of players, and it was an all timer.

>>151313311
But redzone starts at 10am

>>151314016
There's consistently like 10 times as many people shitting on the Lions here as there are people that are hyping them upm

>>151313865
They're looking really good so far.

Homegirl can run a team yo

>>151314082
This bitch needs to cover her arms, billions of dollars and she can’t hire a personal trainer?

>>151313813
They’ve only made it there once. The Lion have only been good for the last 2.5 seasons, prior to this they were in eternal poverty with a rare season here and there were they made the playoffs but were one and done.

>>151314077
It's just a couple mindbroken vicucks and the mahomofag who still can't get over a loss over two years ago.

>>151313428
Oh also every other play a player does something that this year in the NFL would get flagged for "taunting" and it's fine, the world doesn't burn down, the game just goes on. Goodell is such a hack.

>>151314141
Good, tired of brain damaged niggers shucking and jiving.

>>151314082

What phenotype is this?

My boyfriend ruptured my bussy cause he was hatefucking me while listening to the killers but I dont go to the hospital because I'm too busy hand washing our lions thongs and dildos for the game tomorrow. Can I just super glue it? Go Lions btw

>>151314016
If the Bears ever become a good team, their fan base will be even louder and more insufferable since a Chicago’s metro area population is larger than Detroit’s

>>151314223
Thank God /sp/ wasn’t around in 85

>>151314249
Yes, but it *was* around in 2010.

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

>>151314043
(You) cared enough to reply, KWAB.

>>151314123
The Mahomes Schizo seething about the Lions has been quite funny

>>151314301
Bro the entire eagles team besides like 5 players will all be gone in 3 years lmfao
Howie will find some retard to trade Hurts to.

>>151314186
Like what makes people come up with this shit

>>151314171
whether or not you mean this I still think you should kys

>>151314389
It was a miracle that Frank Reich gave the Eagles a haul thinking he could fix Carson Wentz. He won't get that lucky twice.

>>151314441
shut up, nigger.

>>151314502
And there it is

>>151314178
Indianapolian?

reminder: jags are frauds that are relying on lucky turnovers

Arch watch through 1st quarter:
>6/7, 34 yards

our checkdown king

>>151314523
Told you queefs would lose MNF. You should’ve taken jags ML.

>>151314115
Really, do any owners have aesthetic arms?

>>151314551
Ayyyyy 6 7!

>>151314542
>jest

>>151314579
>Misses ez AJ Brown tuddy
Here’s that Top 5 I was tell you about…

>>151314480
they'll find someone

>>151314551
shut the fuck up. arch was fucking elite in high school

There’s something about my Wions that has absolutely mind broken some schizos on this board. I’m not sorry about it either.

>>151314542
It's not luck when they do it in every game.

>>151314551
>>151314650
>gifted an interception
>kicker misses FG
KWAB

>>151314542
It won’t be sustainable in the playoffs.

>>151314579
>There are actual people that believed Hurts is a top 10 even TOP 5 qb
Lmao

>>151314730
>he’s the bus driver, n-n-not a bus rider!

>>151314674
The Lions were bottom feeders for our entire lives. It’s weird to finally see them being good. Green Bay fans especially seethe over it

>>151314571
Her dad did

>>151314842
All I’ve seen in this general the past month is Lions fans pissing and shitting themselves if someone doesn’t think they’re the greatest team in the NFL this season. It’s completely reasonable to think the Chiefs could beat them tomorrow, and Lions posters can’t help but go mental at the opinion.

Bad guys that we don't want winning the owl
>shEagles
>queefs
>r*ms
>ratbirds
>stoolers

Anyone else is fair game

>>151314878
>if you dislike gaylen squirts and the niggles you’re a cowgoy fan!
lol lmao even

>>151314973

rodgers winning an owl here would be certified kino

>>151315017
but you are a cowboys fan

Drake Maye is a top 10 QB btw

>>151315043
is this before or after taking it up the ass from his boyfriend?

>>151315052
>fan of an NFCE team
Nope.

>>151315079
Many are saying this.

>>151315085
why are you so obsessed with rodger's sex life?

Mac Jones is undefeated

>>151315085

your view from the cuck chair should give you more intimate info on this topic than the rest of us, brother

>>151315124
answer the question

>>151314939
>All I’ve seen in this general the past month is Lions fans pissing and shitting themselves if someone doesn’t think they’re the greatest team in the NFL this season.

No you haven't, in fact what you have seen is people continuing to shit on the Lions despite them being the best team in the league.

Im a top 10 QB spiritually.

>>151314973
you forgot the biggest evil in the NFL: the san francisco 49ers

>>151314939
I see Wions bros vibing and enjoying the moment. Some people can’t handle the SOVL sometimes.

>>151315089
>being this obsessed with a non-division rival
kwab

Aaron Rodgers is a homo and Steelers fans are fag lovers lol

>>151315228
>>151315242
btfo

>>151315228
Many people who know ball are saying this

>>151315179
orly?

Aaron Rodgers is a homo and Steelers fans are fag lovers loll

>>151315262
>>151315248
I don't know what was said since it got deleted

Aaron Rodgers is a homo and Steelers fans are fag lovers loll

>>151315228
>>151315242
>>151315277
>>151315291
Kwab

Aaron Rodgers is a homo and Steelers fans are fag lovers lol

>>151315333
TRIPS OF TRUTH

Go Bengals

go where

>>151315489
Going not to the playoffs, the Chiefs are

>>151315186
Shut up goat fucker don't you have a goat to fuck or something

>>151313435
Chiefs will expose these frauds.

Expose this bussy

>>151315186
whatever you say, simp goat fucker

imagine if Flacco just destroys the packers tomorrow

>>151315248
>>151315262
>Go to archive to check what was posted
>Down for maintenance

What was it?

>>151315533
The color of poop, your skin is.

>>151315539
>>151315634
>chicANOS couldn't realize im putting their team among the elite

HALFTIME in our Arch watch:
>10/14, 69 yards
>still below 5 yards/attempt

>>151315712
won't have to imagine it.

Remember, Temujin is a woman and redditor!

>>151314480
they'll get a great haul when they tie in AJ Brown because there's no point in keeping him if Hurts is off the team
if Hurts is gone Brown will want to go to

>AJ Brown requesting a trade
OH MY KEKKLE SCIENCES!

>>151313746
JEALOUSY
TURNING SAINTS INTO THE SEA

>>151315926
why lie

>>151315960
I won't be a lie in a few days.

>>151313153
It's week 6 anon, you really don't know until week 10

>>151313910
Nah choking against the dead skins was worse

>>151313153
The NFL finally got what it wanted. A bunch of 9-8 teams fighting to be the least mediocre.

>>151314551
I can't wait for him to go in the top 15 and see all the shedeur truthers seethe, he'll the browns will probably draft him

By week 10 the Chiefs, Eagles, Bills, 49ers and Texans will all be leading their division

>>151315187
If they don't shit the bed in the playoffs they'll win the superb owl, but riverboat cambelling will likely fuck them in the divisional of NFCCG. That "go for it on 4th and 5 from your own 36" shit doesn't work in the offs and dooms your team

>>151314542
>Jets have zero takeaways
Thats actually impressive

>>151316061
I'll take that over a decade of Mahomes refball championships.

>>151316154
you could say that was your biggest take away

The bengals are ok but no, they're not beating the packers.

>>151316213
You forgot your Carlos pic

>>151313153
The good teams that aren't injured are pretty much the same:
Lions, Bucs, Bills, Chiefs, Eagles, etc.

The surprises of the season are Colts and possibly Packers (who might have gone from playoff to actual contenders)

The other teams that would have been good have injuries (Bengals, Ravens).

>>151316336
>Chiefs
>good
They haven't beaten a team with more than 1 win

>>151316336
My Patriots are shockingly fairly competent this year.

>>151314542
You are so fucking mad right now

>>151314973
+fudgepackers and niners

>>151310914
I think there’s at least 3 UK Giants fans that post here with this exact story

>>151316531
>>151310914
It speaks of Tom's Greatness that the entirety of the Giant's glory is contained within his era of dominance. If not for beating Tom, the Giants would have absolutely nothing.

which one of you feggets at my salsa

>>151316531
Didn't know so many foreigners were watching American football back in 2007. I thought it was only recently becoming more popular overseas.

>>151316683
It probably required a special loisence.

>>151316623
Love my Tommy :)
Love my Bakey :)

>>151316633
unbased esl

>>151316683
it only became popular 2 years ago when a certain 5'11 blondie attended a chiefs game

Rattler plays in less than 24 hours.

>>151316683
It’s when I remember it starting to be on TV. It didn’t become popular until a few of the international games happened. 3.4m Bongs watched the last Super Bowl.

>>151316767
I can't figure the Giants out. They had the absolute worst defensive gameplan possible against el goblino and then four days later made Gaylen Squirts look like the guy who got benched in a National Championship game.

>>151316767
We'll be there

I said which one of you feggets ate my SALSA

>>151316764
There were always a certain segment of Europe that had enough test that watching metrosexuals booting a ball around a yard and feigning injury was insufficient.

>>151316767
...and no one but you cares

>>151316791
The Eagles are falling apart psychologically, it had nothing to do with the Giants.

>>151316791
The turnovers were really what cost the game and you can’t plan around 5 consecutive turnovers, some of them going back 80 yards. Also a big thing on defence this week is they benched Tae Banks who had been playing every 3rd down. Someone finally realised why the team looked pretty good on 1st and 2nd and then gave up every 3rd.

>>151316875
Iconic desu
Purdy would come to the game wearing GAP hoodies

>JAXSON... JAXSOOOOOOOOOOON?!
>WHERE ARE YO- Oh, there you are
>You cant stay in here Jaxson. Wurry up and grab your helmet, We're leaving.

>>151316892
To add, the guy coming off the field for Banks was Flott who got the pick

2007 was a great season to start watching. I really miss that era.
https://youtu.be/Gm9nXnTn3mM?si=ldchivMMxF5CmKFK

>>151313153
It's about idenifying the teams that are ass i.e. baltimore, tennessee

>>151316938
>emergency goon cave
Fucking zoomers m8

>>151316983
Lmao

>>151313153
You dont know for sure until around thanksgiving.

>>151316938
Why is Daboll like this? Why would he keep slapping Dart on the head too?

>>151313459
No because you absolutely need that extra point to ensure that you only need a FG to at least tie the game with time running out. It would be different if you were down by 14 points since you would need multiple TDs and would have multiple attempts at a 2pt conversion which is liklier to convert.

>JAXSON
>DONT GO INTO THAT TENT
>JAXSOOOOOOOOOOON

>>151313320
not just the Bears...

>>151317019
hes stuck on a rollercoaster ride of emotions. Dart is the only thing that will save his job.
After every win he looks like he just got off on a triple murder charge kek

>>151317019
Poor impulse control. Has a long history of chimping out on the sidelines.

>>151316938
>>151317019
>>151317059
Need to chill out on the designed QB runs, he’s going to take off plenty anyway

>>151316205
Honestly…no. This shit is gay as fuck. I don’t see a single team where I’m like “Yeah they’re Owl material.” It’s just poor football everywhere you look.

>>151315177
Baker and Patty are the only ones whose name spells 4 out of 5 letters that make up E L I T E. Bakey missing a T and Mahomes an L (and the ones he has this season don't count).

>>151317226
t. NFL customer

caleb?

tank for arch is BACK bros

>>151316961
It’s a different game

>>151313120
NO STARTING QUARTBACKIGAMI??!

choose your fighter

>>151317487
>7 Hall of Fame Qbs playing at one time
Its crazy how good we used to have it.

>>151317514
Crunchwrap Supreme and Baja Blast sweeps all.

>>151314082
I want to squeeze her arms
>>151314115
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>151317514
>I'm thinkin' sonic!

>>151316938
why does skattebo get to enter the tent?

why is the bald guy who is supposed to stop people from entering the tent so bad at his job?

>>151317536
You don't rate /ourguy/ Phil Rivers?

>>151317543
Not into ugly ass hags like you.

>>151317514
DQ and it moggs easily.
Flamethrower burger, and a 5000 calorie strawberry cheesecake blizzard.

>>151317543
The most non looking billionaire ive ever seen

>>151317570
Hall of very good for him unfortunately

>>151317514
1. Chik-Fil-A
2. Taco Bell
POWER GAP
3. Roy Rogers
POWER GAP
4. shit from a butt
5. everything else

>>151317514
>no raising cane's

>>151317019
Please understand, it was that or needing to put Russlel back in.

>>151317514
1. Hardee's

>>151317514
Pizza hut and Wendy's vs them all

>>151317514
In N Out because I've never had it
Church's of the ones I have, though Popeye's sides are much better

>>151317756
who dat

>>151317595
i literally haven't been to DQ in 20+ years and even then i only got their banana sundaes. what's good there now?

>>151317514
Popeyes chicken sandwich > Chick-fil-A

>>151317789
Momma Daniels

>>151317756
i would make sensual love to jayden's mom

>>151317805
All their blizzards are good ice cream slop

>>151317789
Jayden Daniels' mom

>>151317823
true, but you need to eat a popeyes chicken sandwich ASAP. it gets soggy fast and trying to reheat it doesn't work unlike a chickfila sandwich which you can refrigerate for a few days and then microwave it and it's basically fresh

>>151317835
Zach...

streets of fire by bruce springsteen is greatest american song ever

Archbros we are so back

>>151317756
>when hips are wider than shoulders and force a woman's arms out
Peak female body. Hip to waist plebs don't know.

>>151317866
>>151317828
she's gotta nice turd cutter but shame about that face still i'd date her and even let her cuck me if it meant i could get some of her sons millions

>>151317756
JAYDEN'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

>>151317896
I can name like 2000 American songs better than that one

>>151318007
>help me my dad keeps french kissing me

>>151317979
Name 1 (one)

>>151318007
Thats a uhhhh man

Maybe the puritans were right about gambling. I was at my barber's, and he threw his phone against the wall and broke it after some college football team lost and he lost his parley.

>>151318036
https://youtu.be/fWzFkVy3s14?si=UstG7sL1c2aYcnF2

>>151313865
>would have lost to dix if his team wasn't retarded

>>151317899
No youre not, OU just cant stop turning the ball over

>>151318036
Where Have All the Flowers Gone? By The Kingston Trio.

>>151318060
Pretty good desu

>>151318105
>win
>it doesn't count
Could've
Would've
Should've

>>151318140
Beautiful melody

>>151318036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMkIK0qZnjw

KAY, YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME

>>151318265
Imagine being a huwhyte boy turning on the radio and listening to this for the first time

>>151318036
https://youtu.be/gGdGFtwCNBE

:^)

My Fighting Illini....

>>151318313
My Ding Aling is better

Apologize

>Bouta finna protek dat stat line ya hurr meh >Shieeet nigga
>Hammy got dat recoil rite now nigga. Feel me?
>Cuh ahh nigga
>SKRRRRT SKRRRRRRRRRRRRT

I can never understand what the fuck Lamar is talking about sometimes. Is he playing tomorrow or not?

>>151318424
166 yards on 27 attempts is atrocious lmao

>>151318424
Welcome to the eagles

>>151318424
I see no reason to

>>151318364
Ive seen them live

All these things that ive done and Human great songs

I'm all in on Arch

>>151318424
Very nasty game managing going on here.

https://jerseydepot.co/index.php?route=product/category&path=222_257

Kind of want an old school bucs jersey should I get one?

>>151318498
That's gay get this shirt

>>151318498
They are cool. But it depends on whos jersey youre buying.
Funny how time works sometimes. When these unis first came out everyone including the players thought they were hideous and hated them

>>151318436
Fucking racist coward

>>151318548
Fucking translate that shit for me then. Is he going to play or not?

>>151318498
Jerseys are for children.
Imagine being a grown man and wearing another grown man's name on your back.

>>151318498
I'd say given those prices and the .co website you've got a 50/50 of getting dogshit quality if you even receive it at all

>>151318498
Thats so fucking bright lol didnt like it

Imo the Giants have the best merch

THE GIANTS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE, THAT'S WHY WE TOOK THE DAMN FIELD. NOW IF YOU WANNA CROWN 'EM THEN CROWN THEIR ASS!

>>151318573
Given the fact he's missed practice all week I'd guess no

>>151318575
You can get a custom jersey with your own name

>>151318575
>Imagine being a grown man and wearing another grown man's name on your back
No one outside of 4chan thinks negatively of this

>>151318607
>LARPing as an NFL player
cringe

>>151318547
Are there any other good retro jerseys? Do any other teams even do them apart from the seahawks which I'm definitely not getting

I kind of like the old oilers ones I guess

>>151318575
Imagine being a grown man and caring about the vestments of another grown man who is not your responsibility.

>>151318498
>26 dollar jerseys
You are going to get complete dogshit man.

>>151318595
Based Denny. Him and Bud are easily my favorite Vikings coaches, but for very different reasons.

>>151318620
>reddit thinks highly of this

>>151318663
Is "the entire world besides 4chan" reddit? No.

>>151318579
I'm not paying full price to some billionaire team owner and Nike for a legit one

>>151318650
Brother they are 180$ original price sir please buy now for ofishul quality of NFL sport team

>>151318633
retro Broncos, are good. Retro Dolphins are elite.
retro Powder blue chargers are also tier 1. Kelly Greens are elite. Throwback AFL raider jerseys are a fuckin vibe too.

People in this very general said Drew Allar was a top 5 overall pick.

>>151318694
You'd be surprised

>>151316154
It's genuinely amazing how little press the Jets' terrible season is getting because no one wants to be "racist" to Aaron Glenn by pointing out that he's, you know, not very good.

>>151318779
>poo allar
>pukemeyer
>shiteer
>arch
>dante snore

>>151318650
https://jerseydepot.co/reviews?sort=r.cireview_id&order=DESC&dofilter_image=1

I dunno, they seem like ok value and don't look that bad in the review pics

>>151318813
They started so well almost beating the steelers :/

>>151318813
Are you sure that it's not that no one gives a shit about the Jets and them being bad isn't some strange occurrence that rarely happens? No one's talking about the Titans or really even the Saints either.

>>151318836
Dont do it, you will regret it.

>>151317514
Where's A&W

>>151318779
After today I'm out on every "1st round Quarterback" that was hyped in the offseaon except Mendoza. The rest are all way too flawed

>>151318851
aints have actually been getting a stupid amount of
>they're really not that bad
talk

The Browns should just start Shedeur already so all the people sucking him off can see that he actually sucks and deserved a low draft pick

Dillion Gabriel looked pretty mid this dude is not starting qb material

>>151318851
>them being bad isn't some strange occurrence that rarely happens

this is true but usually the media is screeching about how bad they are because New York

>>151318858
Nike fingers typed this post

We Don't Talk About Jeudy

>>151317514
Culver's >>> All of them.

>>151318867
Canada mostly.

>>151318971
Buy knockoffs if you want, hell i encourage it because normal prices are so kiked out, but cheaping out on a 26 dollar jersey is kwab tier

>>151318984
And rightfully so. Steve Smith ended that mans career.

What happened to the soul of the NFL? All the wordmarks and logos feel generic now and the commercials are so frequent and annoying I have to mute the TV whenever they come on. Its not like anyone likes these slop commercials either because everyone flamed that ride the float thing so hard that they stopped playing it during games entirely. Why is a pizza ad annoying asf with NFL players trying to act funny but coming off as cringe-worthy and insincere? Why cant it just show the pizza and if you have to have an NFL tie-in to it show some tackling clips and say something like tackle hunger this game day, Whys it gotta be Saquon Barkely riding a deer or helping some annoying millennial stereotype out with his yard?

>>151319049
Did Steve fuck his wife too?

>>151319113
No, he fucked Jeudy's bussy on live TV

>>151319028
What are the good knockoff stores then?

>>151319109
No one has ever enjoyed commercial interruption in the history of television.

>>151319157
Yeah, that'll do it.

>>151319109
COME COME COME COME COME ALONG NOW

>>151315147
it's because im gay and in love with him

i always stretch my toes before going into a game

stretch your toes before going into this bussy

when i cum i stretchy my toes

>Poo Allah
There goes his draft stock

>>151319414
>keeping an eye on college aged males
um yuck groomer

>>151313017 (OP)
wtf I bet Brittany was pissed when she saw this

did you remember to set your alarm for the london game? who the fuck is playing again? i hope you have your loiscense for that one

>>151319213
Ok obviously no one enjoys commercials but the latest crop of commercials that have infested NFL programming for the last 5 years is far worse than all the benign garbage that came before. From the shitty Lowes ad about earning your Sunday with NFL players helping out two midlife crisis approaching Dads with their lawns to the shitty Little Caesar ads with the deal deer, to all the stupid slop ads with jive and bop music playing its insufferably bad.

>>151313153
erm..

>>151319609
Its Broncos vs Jets lol, the other international games have been mid but this ones going to be downright bad, expect the Jests to fall to 0-6. Hell the Jests are honestly starting to look like they'll be the first team with 0 wins in the new 17 game format or maybe theyll win one game.

>>151319609
I get up early on Sundays to go to church, so no problem

>>151319668
the float ad might be literally the worst ad I have ever seen in my life.

>>151319668
Limu Emu commercials are where it's at, though.

>>151318919
The Browns literally only have him and Shadurr now, neither of which is a starting caliber QB. The Browns basically invested all their Madden franchise mode picks into a defense and then at the end they realized the only options left at QB are Tom Savage and Christian Ponder

You will ride the float.

>>151319782
>feeling so guilty on Sunday because of retarded things you did 6 days earlier
holy christ kill yourself

>>151319821
>t. Can't handle the rizz

>>151318984
Jerry Jeudy is just too prone to dropping balls, you know when you see a catch and you're like how'd he hold onto that? Thats the skill of an NFL player but with Jeudy that never happens, if ever you're in doubt about if hes coming up with the ball then hes not coming up with it. He runs decent routes but if the catch is contested he just cant grab it for some reason. Lions game this year was the perfect example, they were only down 20-10 but Flacco targeted Jeudy on some contested looks down the field and Jeudy wasnt able to come up with any of the big ones that wouldve put the Browns in good field position and a 1st down. When the difference between winning and losing is a 30 yard pass that you need to haul in thats where the elite separate themselves from the rest.

>>151319866
calm down rabbi

Baker is due for a let down game

>>151319961
>rabbi
>almost like rabbit
>rabbit is another name for a bunny
This was their plan all along

>>151319866
Who says its about feeling guilty? Its about being thankful to God that he shows mercy on me, a sinner.

>>151319961
Nah retard stop being so gullible.

show mercy on this bussy

>>151320017
>the weak (you) shall inherit the earth
the only thing you're inheriting is your parents ugly looks

Lots of good games tomorrow, but we know all eyes are on dem boyz

god, i wish i had huge tits then everyone would want to be my friend

>>151320376

Both my sisters are titty monsters who have been falling up their entire life and I'm just a 5'7'' manlet. Life isn't fair, sadly.

>>151320471
>Both my sisters are titty monsters
Proof?

>>151320376
PUKE
U
K
E

What happens if Joe Flaccie comes in and throws 4 tuddies on the packies?

I'm thinking my Jetties get a W in London tomorrow

>>151317514
>no white castle
ngmi

>>151320582
>no white castle
thank fucking god

>>151320527
>What happens if Joe Flaccie comes in and throws 4 tuddies on the packies?
hopefully you'll kill yourself and never post again. keeping my fingers crossed.

>>151320582
>ngmi
To the bathroom

>>151320376
Uhhh ive seen guys with big manboobs and uh like they didnt have any friends dumbass

>>151313120
That's not surprising

>>151317514
Popeyes

>>151320652
t. seething Packtard
the last 10 years have seen you guys go from top of the mountain to laughing stock
3 NFCCG losses, one a horrendous choke against the Seahawks
losing the NFC North to the Loins not once but twice and with the way this year is going probably three times
losing to the Browns and spiritually losing to the LOLCows
You can only post if you win the NFC North this year, thats the bare minimum requirement for you to ever post again.

>>151320936
based antique farm equipment

>>151317514
Long John Silvers and im only ordering the hushpuppies

>>151317896
>Cowboys are still popular enough to be on there 3 times
People in Texas must be bored as fuck, theres no way that many people are tuning in because they think the Cowboys have a shot to win anything this year right?

>>151318545
The FudgePackers are far more queer

>>151321118
2 were primetime games and the other was probably the fox game of the week so that would be the game with the biggest broadcast area by a large margin. It's more that they put the Cowboys in a lot of games like that.

>>151321118
America wants to watch America's team

>>151315773
Anon I...

>>151321302
>FudgePackers
What are you, 12? Grow up!

>>151321472
>being older than 12 on 4chan on a Saturday night
die

>>151321472
The Packers are probably the most queer team out there, I mean their identity is cheese ffs.

>>151321434
I dont even get why they're Americas team, Dallas is far from representative of the current nation maybe like 50 years ago it was good old rugged Americana but now its just like any other big metro area. It aint even like New York or some of the other New England states who have 100 year old restaurants and historical sights the only thing in Texas is the Alamo and a bunch of empty space.

>>151320969
Isn’t it too close still to celebrating their first division win in 30 years for Lionsfags to be treating this team as a defining part of 2020s football? Before 2023 the Bucs had won the division more recently. Unless they win a SB in this Goff/Campbell era they’ll be remembered as much as the early 90s Lions, which is to say barely at all.

>>151321764
I mean you cant lose the division for two years straight and claim you're on top of anything

>>151321763
https://youtu.be/PbGwQv0S-m8?si=0lfHh2H8fI0F0Imq

so pathetic to see a division argue about who is on top when nobody has sniffed the superbowl in 15 years

the only division more pathetic than the nfc north is the afc south

>>151321993
>the only division more pathetic than the nfc north is the afc south
fuck off retard

>>151321993
>still seething over getting bootyblasted by the jags
lmao

mina pits

>>151321993
notice statmutt said AFC South and not NFC South. hes still seething about the Jaggies loss.

>>151322186
No thank you, sanjay. Post attractive women for once

>>151320376
I hate women so much

>>151321984
Texas sucked when I visited, there was tons of mexicans. Your AI girl should be a Mexican

Since all the shit teams got their superbowl win in week 5, can we expect them to be put back in their place tomorrow?

>>151322481
>losing to the jags is your super bowl
grim

>>151322555
Learn to reading comprehension, dumb spic

>>151322613
Spiritual wins aren't real, Tyrone.

which games are gonna be good tomorrow

>>151322694
>non-sequitor
I accept your concession. Enjoy your 5-12 season, AFC Southcuck

>>151322750
in terms of lulz or kino gridiron?

>>151322776
>even a 5-12 AFCS team can assrape the Queefs
weird flex

>>151322883
both

>another Queefoid meltdown
he does this shit every day. how high is his blood pressure at this point?

>>151320652
Shalom

No one brought up your faggot queefs boogeyman, schizo. If you actually knew ball, you would realize that no one in the AFC is competent enough to win an owl against the elite NFC

How did bill bellichick limit a Sean Mcvay team in an owl to just 3 points

>>151323243
Cause Sean McVay is an incompetent retard who won a superbowl against the fucking Bungholes

>queefies literally mindbreaking as we speak

Oh yea, it's time to get it on (webms)

>>151323277
You've got to remember who was on the other side of McVay when Rams played the Bengals. Fucking Zac Taylor, a disciple of McVay, an even dumber coach.

>>151323277
His offenses are great thoughever
Goof was absolutely horrendous before him and Fisher and stafford was just a stat padder megatronbabby before him

If Kansas City had won that AFCCG and not the incompetent and cursed Benglols then Sean McVay wouldve lost two superbowls. He won against a city who's defining trait is some shitty canned chili.

>ITS NOT ME! IM NOT THE QUEEFOID!!!
>IM NOT CRAZY, YOU ARE
>GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Holy kwaboli

>queeftards absolutely shitting and pissing and diarrheaing in their pants at this very moment

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>151323342
>his offenses are great
>he put up 3 points against the Patriots
>his only bowl win is against the even more incompetent Zac Taylor who has floundered every season after that bowl visit
>every year since the bowl he loses to a clearly better coached team

I think it's going to become a lot more common to see guards and centers start going in the first round of the draft. Teams aren't going to allow any quality offensive lineman hit FA. There will only ever be a handful of good offensive lines in the league and the only way to get one will be drafting one. We're already at a point where DL play is so much better than OL play and it's only going to get worse. There simply aren't enough people being born with the kind of size and athleticism necessary to be a good NFL lineman. It's impossible to keep up with the DL.

Living rent free in the heads of 31 fanbases never gets old.

>>151323432
>lost to shanahan with a backup because he didn't QB sneak on 4th and 1

I like the NFL!

>afc cucks seething over the truth >>151322481
ruh roh

>>151323528
why would you live rent free in the head of anyone since you lost 40-6 in the superbowl and are 2-3 to start the year with your only wins being the 2-4 Gnats and 1-4 Ravens. Genuinely why would anyone seethe about that?

>>151323596
based rob

>>151323243
Vic Fangio solved the Rams offense that year in the regular season when they played against the Bears. Belichick just copied what he did.

The thing that separates guys like McVay and Shanahan from say Mike McDaniel is that they keep evolving their offenses so even if you solve it, they'll have a new iteration ready to go next season. Mike McDaniel never figured out a new direction to take his offense with the Dolphins.

>Has the one of the best offensive and scoring numbers year in and out
>Nooo you don’t understand he is a terrible offensive coach
O…okay?

>I RECOGNIZE THOSE WEBMS!!!!!
>SPAMMER! YOURE THE WEBM SPAMMER I KNOW IT!!!!!

*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>Mmmmmmm oh yes..... this is what I deserve for my play this season
*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*

Live it up, irrelevant teams. My Chiefies are going to have you seething again for after tomorrow's dubya

>>151323772
>Mike McDaniel never figured out a new direction to take his offense with the Dolphins.
They built the roster around his one dimensional soft brand of football. They don't have the pieces to adapt to a different strategy.

>>151323842
Best post in the genny right now.

>defensive minded head coach
What will be the next team to fall for this meme

>>151323842
is this real? wtf!

>>151323843
the same way that everyone here was going to be seething after you beat the Jaguars right? Face it somethings off about the Chiefs this year and if they lost to the Jags theyre gonna get dogwalked by the Lions.

>>151323893
There really is no advantage to hiring a defensive head coach anymore. If you have any success you're going to have to constantly rebuild the offense because your OCs will get hired away.

>>151317514
>no Denny's
ishygddt

Bo Nix has a 9 inch penis

>>151323904
antisemetic caricature. we must be better men.

>>151324144
Up his ass

>>151323842
why the FUCK would patrick do something like that

And even after the superbowl loss and the 0-2 start, Chiefs fans are sitting cozy as fuck. Meanwhile, look at the absolute state of you, in a severe state of anguish and fear of the Chiefs and the unfolding of the epic saga of Mahomes' already legendary career.

>>151324064
Defense has a higher statistical correlation to winning than offense in the NFL, however defensive spending doesnt have as strong of a correlation to expected production as offensive. Basically defensive skills of teams varies wildly from year to year even if nothing seems to have changed on the surface, you can have a top tier defense one year and have it fail to live up to expected production the next year, where as offensive expected production is a lot more consistent.

>>151323842
These posts are so stupid but they always get a chuckle out of me.
Guess what im trying to say is keep spamming it

>>151324207
Dude Nick Wright was apoplectic on First things First after the 0-2 start and the Jaguars loss mindbroke him, hes the biggest chiefs glazer out there and even he says hes not used to them losing games this way.

>>151324144
Why do blo dix dickriders worship his cock instead of his mediocre stats?

>>151324207
I'm in /cfb/, not seeing a single Chiefs fan in the thread. Life is good

>>151323842
*Licks Lips*
>Mmmm yes... yes indeed. That was a great poopy snack.

>>151324264
You're the retard audience he's aiming for. Thanks for responding. Retard.

>>151324415
why do you worship Mahomes curly pubes statmutt?

>>151324616
He said he enjoyed the post bro

>>151324616
sybau

>>151324616
Seethed freak. Dont ever try and talk to me again.

>>151324415
He got dubs and you didn't. Deal with it faggot.

why did patrick mahomes eat poop? doesn't he know that poop is nasty and not food?

there is a nonzero chance that we've seen kyler murrays last snap as a cardinal
sorry germanon

Kek Queefmutt >>151324616
Gets bitch slapped by 3 different people >>151324641
>>151324643
>>151324644
all within one second of each other

Temujin is a woman!

anyway 7 > 3

why can't I shake this feeling of dread for tomorrow's game?

>>151324658
So does everyone else besides bustin fields, what's your point homosex?

>>151324681
Former teammates have come out in interviews and said hes a real freaky guy.
There are also confirmed rumors that he likes to watch his wife fuck other men

Howd arch do today

>>151323243
big reason was Todd Gurley was pretty hurt and that made all the difference in the world. When his "cheat code" wasn't working that and zone blocking falls apart when you just rush 5 or at least threaten to rush them and it really made Goff look bad since he was never able to get in any rhythm

My brother got a Kawasaki bike a few months ago and he just got a Kawasaki tattoo.

I am worried that I come from low IQ stock.

>>151324681
Apparently its a real delicacy down in KC

>>151324928
Didnt do anything. OU just collapsed

>>151324882
Bucs will win. 49ers had no business winning last week and look much stronger than they appear. One lucky game doesn't pass the eye test. The Buccaneers absolutely pass the eye test and Basket is going to make 'em Quakey.

>>151324950
>big reason was Todd Gurley was pretty hurt and that made all the difference in the world
I still maintain to this day he tore his ACL and the Rams just lied their ass off about it.
He was never even close to the same player after he suddenly got "Arthritis" in his knee

>mahomo farming eternal seethe from the cucks of /nfl/ every day for years
can't wait for hurts to take his place

>>151324967
OU rushed Mateer back. They ironically would have won that game if they weren't so desperate.

>>151324967
Think he’ll ever figure out how to play qb?

>>151324993
Fucking autocorrect. *Bakey

>>151320975
Whiter than you anon

>>151325034
Maybe if he gets the fuck out of Texas and resets for another year in college.
He really needs to go somewhere quiet and keep his head down and grind.

>>151322186
Solid 0/10 anon

What will the rage in here be if the loins win tomorrow?

>>151325077
trash often is

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
JALEN HURTS WAS SUPPOSED TO DROP 50 ON THOSE BUM GIANTS
YET THE TIDES HAVE TURNED AND WE'VE CAPSIZED?
WOOOOOOOOW I GUESS I'LL JUST GET MY FLOATIE THEN

I'm a 6'2" 220 lb manlet, are there any nfl teams desperate enough for a free agent RB?

>>151325223
he will in two weeks shit for brains

>>151325176
If the Chiefs win, /nfl/ will rage about refball.
If the Chiefs lose, the Chiefs fans will be in a state of panic.

>>151324952
>related to a doodlenigger
KWAB

>>151323772
>Mike McDaniel never figured out a new direction to take his offense with the Dolphins.
He comes from the Trannyhan offensive tree and their philosophy is to make everything look the exact same. Its centered around disguise, not re-inventing the wheel every off season.

>>151325298
I thought they’re already panicking

>>151325360
Maybe a statmutt can help me with this but 3-3 can be overcome while 2-4 is exponentially worse.

>>151324926
>>151324962
this society is so fucked up.........

>>151323904
Lol wtf

kek

Statmutt got ya seething again

Queefoids will duck the genny tomorrow when it happens again

>>151325298
They had the refs on their side and still lost against the Jaguars

Kek

>they admit it hit the wire and shouldn't have counted as a missed kick
>but refuse to erase the miss
Lmao this seems ridiculous, and if he goes on to continue to have a perfect season besides said "miss" it'll keep him out of the record books

Why does Mahomes allow this behavior?

>>151325897

>kicker records

literally not one person on our planet, in our solar system, our galaxy, or our universe cares

>>151326069
Wrong. It takes all of us.

>>151326069
I care

>>151326069
this anon does not know ball in any capacity

>>151326069
The kicker and his agent care
Perfect record = guaranteed all pro = juicier contract

>>151326069
This anon knows ball

>>151326069
This would shut all the ninja bros up if he has a perfect season

>>151325897
This is because the nfl is in bed with vegas.
Erasing the kick from the records would both cause a shit on of bets to change and have potential fantasy ramifications, reversing the results of thousands of games. The nfl would likely be sued by dozens of sports books for it.
It's just a very very small example of why the NFL embracing Vegas the last few years is bad.

>>151326233
Ninja owns you

>>151326304
Will "the 4th Reich"ard owns Ninja

Jets are gonna get their ass kicked

Texas sealed San Fran's fate with this. My Bakey finna throw for 400 yards and 5 tuddies.
https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1977147224774918356

>>151326400
No screenshot makey, no link clickey

>>151325048
Basket fits him much better, the 49ers and Mac-10 are gonna mop the floor with him

>>151326351
No
Please delete this image

>>151326414
because it was a video and I didn't feel like downloading it and converting it into something postable on 4chan so suck my cock

>>151326400
this dance is so cool

Chiefsbros how should we celebrate tomorrow's victory after we cook them cats?

>>151326456
You can post mp4s now
Stop being lazy you stupid fuck. I post a bunch all from my phone

>>151326524
the same way you celebrated after the cats cooked you on Monday :)

>>151326525
>You can post mp4s now
No fucking shit but you still have to remove the sound and make it less than 4 MB. Faggot.

>>151314650
Slow as fuck. Looks like this nigga was slightly jogging. Gonna get destroyed if he tries to do that shit in the NFL lmao.

>>151326524
sit back and view the seethe on /es-pee/ per usual

>>151326524
eating poop like your quarterback poopeattrick mashit

>>151326547
Online-convert dot com
You're welcome nigger faggot Jew rat

>>151326524
>victory

Gonna get drunk as fuck and watch football all day tomorrow

>>151326642
hell yea brother

>>151326524
Nothing. Let the gennys live with another week's worth of melty

Lol Chiefs suck

>>151326400
All within the 4th quarter and mostly within the last 5 mins including a successful onside kick and using all 3 time outs at the very end, throwing deep balls to Egbuka

>>151326758
>>151326758
>>151326758
>>151326758

NEW

Cheifs suck lol

>>151326524
that's funny

500