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EURO U21 QUALIFICATION
>Friday, October 10 2025
18:15 Italy U21 - Sweden U21 3-0

>Tuesday, October 14 2025
18:15 Italy U21 - Armenia U21

WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION
>Saturday, October 11 2025
20:45 Estonia - Italy 0-2 (ongoing)

>Tuesday, October 14 2025
20:45 Italy - Israel

Reminder to build a Faraday cage around the international break, eat your spinach to become a Spinazzola calcio talent and keep track of how many fucks FIGC gives about the national team.

*queues*

GOLAZO DILDIZ

negru

we need more pics like this but of italian diaspora expats during international away games

A Serbian Film, but it's about tonight's game vs analbania

are >we fielding the shortest right flank on average in the history of the NT?

>merdadori
I'm tired of it all

>>151313743
muito abominio

>Raspadori
It would have been an insane assist fucking hell

>>151313779
the Giovinco/Cassano era would like a word

RASPADONKEY

rapsadori is so shit.

>>151313874
Dimerdenzo is pretty short though, isn't he?

>>151313874
tfw sunderland legend Emanuele Giaccherini played for shitalia

>schbinazzuol'
2 more goals incoming

>>151313933
height wise looks above average for a NT fullback to me (at least compared to your Balzaretti, Maggio, Pasqual, De Sciglio etc)

gud rino. raspa shitter out.

>Celik is only 28
motherfucker looks late 30s

you know who is 6'2 and FAST btw

why is he playing with such a meme defence while having won the game?

Mo what is an "6'2"

>>151314117
>Height 188cm | 6'2"
HE BIG
HE FAST
HE FLORIANI

>>151314101
the Mets entered the field for Estonia, it's time to pull up some baseball style formation defence

>>151314200
based

You're 40 and balding. Grow up and stop laughing at Mussolini jokes

>>151314200
It sounds too much like the plural of anus, the guy needs to change his surname

why is Spinazzola playing winger? He's bad at it I don't care what Gonde or whoever the fuck says

my god

>Spinazzola
Nabule shitters as always

>>151314295
he's changed it like 5 times already, he's had the following on his shirt since he joined lazio's primavera:
Romano
Floriani
Floriani-Mussolini
Mussolini
Floriani M.

>Pastoni gone the next match
Fucking tragedy that one, they might concede only 2 goals this time

>>151314385
how about brigante musolino?

PIOOO

Pieux Expositôt

he's so fucking good, would have had 2 assist too if Raspadori and Spinazzola didn't eat their goals

+15mil added on his Transfermarkt pricetag

pew pew espoooo

>er piombo
>bettingrumma

>merdarumma
not but let's keep playing him forever and ever

umm dollar wtf was that

lol

what the fug

There is no fucking way

>conceding against the mighty Estonia
Bravo Bastonus

I....

lmao wtf.

time for a CUMBAG

tell me with a straight face he isn't the biggest match fixer in the sport

>Cristante in for Retegui
based Minchio Gattuso switching for the reckless 5-4-1 to defend the result

>Frattesi who doesn't even play for sfinter anymore
>Cristante who is Cristante
Bring the U21s up at this point, they can't be worse

MilanLab brightest gem...

lol never play Spinazzola up there again, he's fucking up almost everything

>Shein
lmao

>>151314488
italy is a potential opponent for finland why are you supporting them?

>>151314693
resident finnbro ain't very bright

i think estonia has bigger things to worry about at the moment having said that i wouldn't go to estonia

gambiaso just loses the ball constantly.

>>151314693
we will get rekt

>>151314693
because he wants an easy opponent?

>>151314673
if it wasn't for the fact the fruit bowl is leading your group I'd say
>tf
>tp

>>151314554
I'm right here doe

why change tactics when you can play with a front 3 involving Frattesi and Spinazzola?

Kek if I didn't know the result I'd assume shitaly were losing 8-0 based on the comments, why are you poorfags seething that GODttuso is turning these abominations into a decent NT? He literally won all games since he got appointed, is he supposed to go back in time and win bigly against norway and moldova too?

Raiuno Sappinen

>not topping your group
Real bottom behaviour

>>151314867
let us meme for one night bro

espio macchiato

every time you reply to the mongoloid a clump of cells forms in your colon

some of these eplel players moves are full meme

>>151314986
over there conceding a goal after losing the ball spinning on yourself is acceptable

Only Camerda could save this sciagura of a NT

So what happens next

>>151315218
Dan Marino v Cyrus waiting room (tomorrow at 3PM, many are waiting this)

I will watch the Kostic vs Hysaj showdown highlights

>>151315362
odds on the mongoloid's mom appearing in this? toenail is quoting 9/11

>>151315362
Looked a lot like Boniperti
Wore elegant suits
Kept his phone in quiet seclusion
Such a middleman
The only survivor of the calciopoli gang
Panic in Detroit
locked in a locker room
He wanted to stay home
I wish they wouldn't phone
Panic in Detroit

What race is she?

>>151315635
kek

>Evan Ferguson vs Portugal
>0/2 ground duels won
>1/14 aerial duels won
>>151315743
Looks like a froguette

>>151315805
>stepping on shit
>walking through pee
>drive-by shooting on the street, guy laying in the road dead
So your average walk to the third ring of San Siro

>>151314956
don't mock it, that's how said mongoloid was born

Sleep tight /birthinghips/

Randal is planning something while we are all distracted

>>151316278
those bulbasaurs are just trying to make a living

>>151316393
He'll come back to Jj someday trust

Can finishing seconds in the qualifiers group really to be called a qualification for the mondials?
Let's go boys up, not let's take ourselves in playoff round

>>151316598
Hehehe

>>151316444
aw shiet, trips of truf

>Dusan Vlahovic vs Albania
>90’ minuti
>0 gol
>0 assist
>1 tiro in porta
>20 possessi persi

>>151316765
At least his Mercedes survived the fixture, r-right?

Indonesiabros... pindasisters... the worlcup dream... it's ogre

Milik Valley

>>151316799
his weekly salary of 230k € after taxes comes in monday morning dont worry he can just get a new one

Frans Timmermans? A riommer.

>Juventus are planning to sign a fullback and a midfielder in the winter transfer window.
t. Micolash Schira
Name them

>>151317719
Joao Mario and Quinten Timber

>>151317734
Isn't Timber a free agent next summer?

>>151317744
Yes, please buy him in the winter :)

>>151317719
Gary Wackett and Kevin Tonkinson

>>151317719
Alberto costa
Nicolo fagioli

Juventus has appointed the just 32-year-old Laura Mancin as the nutritionist for the first team.

Since the arrival of Performance Manager Darren Burgess, there is increasing attention for everything that happens off the field. Good development.

The Australian Darren Burgess (51) was appointed as Director of Performance last month.

In the past, Burgess - who is regarded as an expert in his field - was among other things active at Arsenal and Liverpool and a number of Australian rugby teams.

>>151318022
McKennie just ran to Comolli to hand him a transfer request

>Hiring insta thots
The nutrition will be salad and falafel kek

Anbernic RG DS coming soon (under $100 - dual screen handheld)

Also Retroid has reduced the price on their RP5, RP Mini V2, and RP Flip 2 devices by $20 each.
- RP5 ($199 from $219)
- RP Mini V2 ($179 from $199)
- RP Flip 2 ($209 from $229)

This is related to calcio because you would be able to play PES6 on it.

Andiamo a Berlino Beppe

>one owner of a car company in Italy raped kids with Epstein and Trump

hmmm who could it be now

>>151316444
fuck off
its time to stop pretending that he wasnt a gigashitter

They're jinxing it like never before

>>151330790
The word "Jynx" implies there's a big chance an event can happen. This is more a desperation cry for a miracle.

>>151330790
Literally where is the jinx, they’re literally just posting the rest of the schedule. It’s doing nothing suggestive.

>>151330790
>somebody in my vicinity might be paying Gazzetta+ for premium loljournalism content

>>151331104
You get g+ for free with a yearly dazn subscription

>>151331119
damn, the ataraxia of non-information has never been so appealing

>>151317719
negru from genoa and pafundi

>>151316278
Ngl I love seeing tooourists get btfo

>>151317719
the cheapskate gypsy will gift you Frendrup and Cuffy after Merdolini becomes your DS

Miary Zo bros...

NEW: Juventus have decided to go for Sergej Milinković-Savić (30) with full force in the January transfer window. He's open to returning to Serie A and wouldn't cost much, as his contract expires in 2026.

The Bianconeri management have recognized that a strong midfielder is essential to achieving the season’s objectives.

There was me, Duccio, Checco Camarda and Pulcino Pio Esposito on a 2 weeks trip to Turkey

>>151331351
holy based
t.me half a decade ago

>>151331729
Let's run it back once more :')

>>151331556
The entire arsenal of BF6 could be held to my head and still I wouldn’t be able to tell you who the mystery negru on the far right could be.

>>151331913
its kalulu

I believe in a Scottish victory tonight. I believe we’ll valiantly finish 2nd in the group before losing to Outer Czechoslovakia in the playoff round after a dodgy penalty.

binlan gonna trash the duccios.

be ready

>>151332354
Finland will undergo the greatest humiliation in international football in 2025: getting scored on by Memphis Depay

>>151332602
fug thats ruff.

im gonna play some indoor calcetto so gonna miss the start. bit worried about our danish meme coach.

Didn’t realise Binlan were playing Suriname, tough game!

who are we kurping for the coomo game?

think i might have food poisoning lads

>suriname and curacao make it to the World Cup
>Italy won't
Calypso music for this feel?

Should I trim my beard

>>151333620
dimash new combover looking lit

1-0 Scotland, Nubian-Caledonia avxiliary of Marcvs Tvllivs Baronvs is the scorer

>>151333620
Gatti if he kept laying bricks

duccio reee stop tryharding we need points

calcetto was really gud.

even dememephis scored but atleast he needed a era

Imagine the puns Italians newspapers would come up with if "Malen" played in Serie A

Not all Malen come to harm

>>151334899
Memphis Depay became the Netherlands national team's all-time assist leader on Sunday. The forward set up two goals against Finland, surpassing Wesley Sneijder. Last month, the striker already became the Oranje's all-time leading scorer as well.

källman and il doge coming on

>>151335267
modern statpadding doesnt matter. not rating him

Just imagined Zidane coaching Jj and seeing McKennie, Locatelli and Koopmeiners as his midfielders on his first day

Bro is daydreaming about nafri men :skull:

>>151333991
good post

lads, it's Belarus, can you stop trying to lose it please

>>151335515
is this before or after he notices kalunigger and floyd in defence and openda and negru in attack?

walta has looked gud from us

nice blooter

Gakpo to Jj 2026

ref is also maximum refballing us.

2-0, two /seriea/ talents on the scoresheet

gg

danish fraus freeze out

>>151336007
shuld be illegul to appoint foreign coaches

If Denmark win, Scotland will secure a playoff spot at the expense of Greece.

The only ones who understand football are clearly Fiorentina fans. You need to create a staff made up of Viola fans, that's the only way to win something. They're better than Italiano, Palladino and Stefano Pioli. I can't reason with Fiorentina fans, I'm sorry. I understand the argument about the Italian language, “football was born in Florence”, Dante Alighieri and acting cool, but enough is enough. I have the television viewing figures: Inter, Milan and Juve are the most watched. Then Napoli and Roma. After that, Catania, Cagliari, Palermo, then Lazio. After 10 teams, Fiorentina is still not there. They live with the idea of being the most interesting team in the world, but only Florence is interested. They think they are very good, very strong, but it's not true

>>151336594
In the hypothetical scenario that there would be a playoff between Scotland and Italy, who would you support?

>Italy, Belgium and Serbia to not make the World Cup

o i am laffin

>>151336988
Scotland. I'm a Scotsman first and foremost. When I go to Italy they treat me as a foreigner, as indeed I am despite my blood and my citizenship. I'll never fully be one of them and that's ok.

>Italy’s most likely World Cup playoff opponents:
>19% – Sweden
>19% – Moldova
>17% – North Macedonia
>13% – Northern Ireland
>13% – Romania
>8% – San Marino
>7% – Wales
>3% – Germany

>>151337823
È partito Berardi hours

>>151336594
>if
Lel

>>151337823
>3% – Germany
Now THAT would be grimkino

>>151337284
It's a harsh reality, though they see your face and hear your voice, one will never truly be one of them. Your terrone blood runs in foreign veins, and yet your tongue is imbued with the weight of distance. I hope you find peace in the fact that being a stranger among them does grant the gift of observation, a beauty in the margins where you dwell.

>Live close to stadium
>Get spoilers because you can hear the roar echo outside whenever someone scores
>Stream is 1 minute behind
Pain

>>151337823
>17% – North Macedonia

>>151338320
tvjewplay is also like a minute behind

>>151338731
Ye I’m using theirs too

The famous Serie C where Italian youngsters always need to go for development and professional experience is full of teams that get in deadly amount of debt and disappear every year, without forgetting the pitches that even teams in Eccellenza wouldn't play on!

>>151342441
why are you moping around? that's peak cuito cuanavale experience these young lads are going to get

>>151342441
Back in my day, we played football on freshly ploughed fields, dodging not just mud, but WWII mines! We didn’t have fancy pitches or cushy shoes. If we got a bruise, we didn’t whine; we just brushed it off and kept playing! These young players today wouldn't last a minute on those fields. They've got it too easy, and they don't even know what real grit is!

>>151337823
Saint Mariner is the only one >we would beat

>>151342441
they clearly put new spinazzolle down that haven't grown yet

Why are the maps in modern battlefield games so damn small. Why cant we get big ass maps like in BF1942 and BF2. Is this an ancient lost technology?

match of the season?

Just heard whispers that calcio returns this weekend.

SERIE A MATCHDAY 7
>Saturday, Oct 18, 2025
15:00 Lecce - US Sassuolo
15:00 Pisa - Hellas Verona FC
18:00 Torino - Napoli
20:45 AS Roma - Inter

>Sunday, Oct 19, 2025
12:30 Como - Juventus
15:00 Cagliari - Bologna
15:00 FC Genoa - Parma
18:00 Atalanta - S.S. Lazio
20:45 AC Milan - Fiorentina

>Monday, Oct 20, 2025
20:45 Cremonese - Udinese

Malawi spotted in another thread of /sp/

>>151346482
Where did you spot Malawi

>>151348115
in my heart

>Bought Genoa Salami
>Its made in America
???

>>151348848
Panama, falling for USA dp's since 1907

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion Suzuki

>>151353493
in this day and age it's a sensible valuation unfortunately

>>151348115
In the Bathurst thread, poor man was probably looking for his matey ausfra

Warra ginochiazo bremerd

BREMER IS FUCKING DED
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT
BREMER IS FUCKING DED

Me? I donated 400 euros to The Persian Jewess

Rugani szn

Bremer's career is on hold for the next like 2 years like Chiesa's was when he did his ACL, Pedro Felipe better be a giga fenomeno

I NEED A HERO

>whole season of kalunegru and floyd
imagine the hours gained on tudor

shoulda went to inter then god wouldnt hate him so much.

>>151354496
yeah those injury prevention units of the 'ndrangheta are a godsend

>>151354519
Zero long-term injuries in years, deal with it

>>151354496
Can’t be hated by God in places that God has forsaken long ago.

>>151354496
>Bremerd
>Scam
>Lions

>>151354591
the tally certainly takes into account long-term psychological damage

>>151354787
>long-term
They don't look really mindbroken this year

Amplifico mufa

Italodisco song for this feel?

>>151354630
the marmot works in mysterious ways

>>151354827
Baby sinclair looks like that now? Damm

Thiago Is about to have the last laugh as expected

guys guys guys i just read the funniest shit ever on X formerly twitter:
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glheysel bremer

Kyrie eleison Bremer

>>151354827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LYLBxzweqM

>>151354827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ0SETDtDRs

https://www.theverge.com/news/798797/uk-ofcom-fines-4chan-online-safety-act
This hellhole obviously isnt going to pay the fine, so unless the Brits don't mind to be made to look like a bunch of mugs, I'd expect we will the last posts of our Anglo frens very soon.

Can't even discuss calcio anymore in Starmer's Britain SMDH

https://x.com/grubbinscrubbin/status/1977636982231887913
StarmieGODS we are so fucking back

Keir Starmier

>>151354496
Based

Season over, it was nice while it lasted fras

>>151355164
it has been over for months fra

Tonight, I feel Cape Verdean

Now that jjust is missing top4, where's Yildiz going next season?

>I've put calcio under interests in my CV

no regrets

>>151355400
If he stays in this hellhole he deserves a statue outside of the stadium I swear

>>151355567
>working

>>151355400
probably Chels
>>151355567
based

>not putting calcio analysis under your interests
Believe me, I'm the first one to admit it's pretentious as fuck, but I've never had an interview where the interviewer wasn't interested in it.

Just pretend you sometimes write up something after watching a game and it shows how you're passionate about the things you enjoy and are able to focus enough to put something together.

What if H.R Giger as a calcio coach?

Imagine the tictocs M. C. Escher would cook up

>>151354926
People do use VPNs on here but the free ones I use simply don't work.

>>151355807
I hope they ban those, they promote piracy and cp

is piracy related to iracy?

>>151355807
I reckon VPN's will be made illegal in about 2 weeks time. Enough ignorant people in power that will somehow forget how useful they are for businesses and government alike, which will result in another embarassing walkback.

I'm just not going to get it (ze digital papiere)
Ugh I know I know
It's just that I'm not going to get it is all.
Hahahahahahahahahahah

>>151354630
show me the Champion of Light

I took one quick nap and discovered about Bremer's death
When will it end

>nightmare
>ending

Miriam is on the train with you and looks at you like this, what do you do?

>>151356350
I'm not saying it's the Nosferatu looking jew, but it did start with the Nosferatu looking jew

tfw there's most likely a hyena buried at the allianz arena

>>151356424
>"nihao"
and then start to giggle uncontrollably

>>151356424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myHD6JrJT-A

>>151356424
why does she look so mannish?
>>151356456
lol

>>151356487
>why does she look so mannish?
If I had to guess, perspective accentuates her chin and jawline

>>151355874
I'm very seriously contemplating joining Reform and getting involved in their campaigning ahead of the Scottish election next year. The only thing holding me back (and its a big thing in fairness) is that it'd mean almost certain social sudoku for me. My friends and acquaintances sort of know I'm a bit to the right, which isn't saying much given the Glasgow Uni demographic but if I go full balls out people would cut ties with me.

This is related to /seriea/ as every single Scottish Mr Eni talent (apart from the Nvbian-Caledonian axviliary Adams) WILL be voting for Reform in the Holyrood election.

>>151356424
why does she look like a gypsy from Serbia

Looks like we're going to make it Cape Verdebros!

>>151356554
Even taking ideology aside, why would you want to hitch your wagon to Farage's travelling freakshow?

I caught some bits of the reform party conference, and not just the plainly ridiculous parts like that woman singing about being an insomniac, but speaker after speaker wouldn't look out of place as the local village idiot, the only difference being that they just happened to have been given a podium.

I don't envy you, you either get that loony bunch or the near endless awkwardness of the tories with the added bonus of all that sleaze/corruption or the astonishing incompetence of whatever labour is doing right now.

This is related to /seriea/ as famed footballing institution AC Bbilan is also made up of clowns and other flavours of unserious "people".

>>151356994
>he dossnt rate the chungus cameo man

>>151356424
Exhibit the worst of my humour to have all the seats to myself
>When HE was around, trains on women never ran late

>>151356424
>Hello lady, are you well versed in the geography of lake Malawi? I could show you
always works

Christopher Columbus? a Spanish icon

>likely out until January
gfgfhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnfhu

>>151356424
>You look good... But I have to make you quit smoking

Splinter Cell: Deathwatch premieres tomorrow

*steals your chip company*
Nihao

>France
>Sweden

>>151358399
nihao and troon organisation

If I were the manager of a national team with the chance of passing the group stage qualifiers through the bullshit Nations League thing, I'd willfully make too many subs in every possible game just to mock

I hope bremer is not seriously considering trimming the meniscus, that would cut his career short only to help tudor keep his job. Also despicable from grimolli if he allows it

>>151358758
Trimming the meniscus is a routine operation, one that's necessary for pain free movement if the meniscus surface is no longer smooth/if a part of the meniscus broke away (both come part and parcel with acl tears). Better to address that surgically than to shoot dozens of horse placenta/hyaluronic acid injections into the joint (I presume they tried that already but it's clearly not working). Then again who can blame you always expect a jj fan to just seethe while completely ignoring reality

Real Umtiti-coded post's

Meniscus amogus

What did Cannavaro do to deserve the Uzbekistan NT job?

What is that Sfinterist "Swiss" doing at the Gaza summit lmao

>>151359810
What the fuck lmao

Infantino is calcio's G-man

zhegrovoso won

>>151344415
First time was pretty funny, the Mexicans could barely register Prestianni and Carrizo dribbling through them all and cutting through the field like Swiss cheese.
Second time was slower, Mexico got some room to breath but Silvetti plowing through their CBs for his second goal killer the momentum they were trying to build up.

also
>Sweden
Somehow, if Italy draw them for the playoffs, i expect Italy to win this one, even though all statistics dont point towards it otherwise.

Do NOT look up the princess of bulgaria

>>151360401
It's very bizarre because Sweden has a seemingly okay-tier team, nothing groundbreaking but them losing all these matches is a bit surprising

Just looked up the princess of bulgaria...

>>151360529
>seemingly okay-tier team
It's Isak and Gyokeres and the literal whos though, with Gulusevski there the ball won't even reach the strikers

Sleep tight /seriea/

>>151360973
the Fennel's favorite training exercise

Old Jj shirts are so damn expensive

Hey folks…… Adamo Luciano here.

My last message ever for the Juventus community that I love so much.

It’s been a good run.

But I’m gone now because people from Belgium wanted me suspended. But I don’t mind.

It’s all for the best.

I love you all.

FORZA JUVENTUS!

>the Belgium bit wasn't editted by Anon
HOWLING

>>151366715
>>151360973
Nigga sleep tight

>>151366769
Expectations for the Suriname game?

Nexperia? you can just do things

So, as Calcio e Finanza report today, the Rossoneri have confirmed a third consecutive year of profit for the first time in the club’s history, as MilanNews relays. The board of directors met today and approved the figures, so they have officially closed the year with a positive net result of €3m.

Igor King

>Juventus plan to bid for Newcastle United midfielder Sandro Tonali with a swap offer of €50M plus Dutch midfielder Teun Koopmeiners going to the Premier League club.
Mo I fully believe this

>Risentimento muscolare per #PedroFelipe: il giovane difensore centrale (anche lui a novembre 2024 si era rotto il crociato) aggregato da #Tudor alla prima squadra per sopperire all'emergenza, starà fuori almeno un paio di settimane
Lmfao

>>151373285
>kurpmeiners out
based but lole tonali

>>151373817
It's too good to be true, 100% fake kek

>>151373821
>no tonali
also based but less based than kurpmeiners out

>>151373833
Who would you even rate for the midfield, compared to what the midfield has now Tonali would be outworldly

Stellar Bump

(La Ueda with the 3-2 gole against Brazil)

Esses neguebinhas aí, só tem negróide soja e pardo que pinta cabelinho

>Porcelotti humiliated by Japan and loses 3-2 after being 2-0 up at HT
I now rate Ueda, Tanaka and the Jap negru Henry

>Mancini
I swear that there has to be something wrong, how is this megashitter still in the team

>>151373840
overpriced negrus from nice or lille

>>151374703
Minchio Gattuso you useless terrone, pull Locatelli and Cambiaso out of this trainwreck
I don't want the players of MY team to have anything to do with this bunch of crooked subhumans at FIGC

>>151374703
gud team 3-1 win

>>151374703
Dimerdenzo and Cloacatelli are right there and you worry about Mancini?

Junya "espos" ito

>>151375155
dont worry the world class tonali and sborrela will carry locatello

is getting relegated so we can reset this shit negru team a good alternative at this point?

>>151375395
Surely some calls can be made to set that up

上田綾瀬、勝利をもたらす!

New Strazio episode is up

It's up, but (as expected) a bit meh

>>151375417
is that needed when we have a floyd-kalunegru defence?

>>151375741
Grim but I expected a disaster, guess I'll watch since it's not that long

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2025/oct/14/next-generation-2025-60-of-the-best-young-talents-in-world-football
3 Italian baby talento's on the list of 60 of the best young talents in world football

>>151376020
the list in 2015 for comparison

>locatelli
>nicoletti
Just shuffle the letters bro, nobody will notice

>Taty joins the injury list and is out for 6 weeks
well thank fuck >we didn't make it into any european cups otherwise it would Lazio v Palermo this time next year

>>151376020
>Zebu Bekir Is
is what?

>>151376234
>Wouter Goes
But where?

>Harry winks
Towards who?

>>151376077
>Zehrudin Mehmedović (born 15 March 1998), also known as Zeko, is a Serbian professional footballer who most recently played as a forward or attacking midfielder for Serbian League West club, FK FAP

If he were a piangina he'd be called Zehrammarico

>>151376256
the only football club where instead of the preferred foot the coach takes into account the preferred hand

'gina mentioned

can we talk about how bad Bartesega is and how if he wasn't yet another Milan hype job he wouldn't be where he is or do we have to wait until he turns 22?

Total Israeli Death

lol what a dive and what an utter shit penalty he took

>Swedish U21 losing 0-3
>second to last in the group
dafuq is happening over there?

>>151376667
All the gud talento's have been blown up in bombings

>Marianucci
this dude is a living duck

>>151376667
They play their good U21 in the actual nt

>>151376794
you might want to look at their actual NT standings

>>151376794
How is that working out for them?

>Jj is monitoring Enzo Maresca in the case of a managerial shift in the next year(s)
t.Moretto

>>151376714
what happens in the outskirts of Malmö?

>>151376667
>Sweden u21 starting 11
>3 ethnic swedes
grim
extremely grim

>>151376077
>Mastour

>>151376857
It's always him

>>151376860
The same thing that will happen to Rotterdam once this group gets drawn

>>151376020
4 technically if you count the one the Krauts stole

Marokko Kommisso

Pio solves it 2nite.

/mu/ idea: A German language Counting Crows tribute band called Counting Krauts

>seething at bartesaghi
Kek, allegri derangement syndrome is worse than I thought

Camerda's positioning is tragic

>not one mention of Allegri in the whole thread
>Allegri derangement syndrome
was that the last neuron burning out?

>>151377083
he always makes the wrong choice, how is it even possible?

>Pisilli's ball
Magic

CAMARDA BROS

>>151377083
>>151377133
APOLOGIZE

BartesaGOD assist btw

Definisci difendere

C'est Fini

dude just build from the back lmao

>Sweden U21 lost 0-6 in the end
fucking lel

Sweden is more of a curling nation anyways

Ekhator Browser

wtf Dagasso looks 35 lol
>>151377311
Only saw the first goal before going to make dinner, nothing to apologize on that one, don't know the second desu

>>151377477
Kek

Swedish biscuits are not what they used to be

>>151376857
grim but who the fuck would want to coach this garbage squad

>Gattuso goes back to a back 3 he had never done it
what the fuck Is Stramaccioni on about? >we played 3atb against Estonia the other day

>now I get to watch Mancini turning opposition strikers into Haaland with the nt
Based
>it's Israel
Sad!

meanwhile udine is in flames for the propal thingy

I scanned the qr code flag and now all my money is gone

Post the Rimedio pepe

I'm expecting at least 3 ducks, Mancini, Merdarumma and Dimerdenzo

>udine
>empty stadium
absolutely soulless

Calcio /g/ idea: ChatGPT powered AI-berto Rimedio

Alberto Rimedioriente

looking very flat

Name 1 (one) thing wrong with Zionism (from a calcioistic perspective)

there are people that watch Locatelli play every Sunday, let that sink in

at least we're not serbia

>>151378355
American ownerships

Cagafiori please

When you see how much Norway destroyed Israel, this is a bit embarassing so far

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

This match needs a hero
It needs
PIO ESGASSYTO

>their manager's outfit
Really? How is that allowed?

Yildiz goal.

>Gambiaso
lol

jfc

Calafiori's defending has already been completely fucked by the eplel

this team is in dire need of gristante and pellegrimi

Calafiori and Bastoni walk into an aura-off...

Very very grim

why am I supposed to rate Dimarco again?

>>151378756
Frankfurt School says so

>>151378756
Keynesian economics

is it a clause in their contract that when an inter player sucks ass all the inter players have to suck ass too?

>>151378756
early crosses are his best attribute. the forwards should be ready

I'm waiting 120" just to wish a rottura del crociato to DiLorenzo here.

>>151378823
not even Bolt was getting to that cross

Gennaro fattuso

Bibiton

At the end of the day you have to ask yourself: could dimarco build a furnace in factorio?

Why is it that every time news gets reported about Yildiz' renewal, his salary is 1m higher?

rigore paa nazionale

he will miss

don't let him take it!

>>151378355
because they dont leave me alone with their bullshit

Mo he misses

>>151378984
Talmud-adjusted inflation

based clement trouillefou

>Milik is about to reach the unhappy milestone of 500 days away from the pitch. Currently sidelined with a calf problem, the Polish striker has been working in recent days at Continassa, where no one is making predictions about his return date. The only certain thing is that in January he will leave Turin on loan if he manages to be available at least for the second half of the season, or by terminating his contract, which runs until 2027.
Inflate THIS

>>151379012
>>151379014
>>151379022

Mateo 'Vespasiano' Retegui

>>151379066
Is he made out of papyrus from the waist down?

I remember when he first came to Napoli, he did great. Then he got injured and lost his spot forever.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>151379066
>if he manages to be available at least for the second half of the season,
probably a better option over openda and david

La la la la la la lai Papyrus

Don't call my name, don't call my name
Arkadiusz
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe
Jonathan
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Don't call my name, don't call my name
Openda

If Openda suddently vanished, would the obligation still activate

How many more international matches until Jj pretends to play again

Dove c'è Barella c'è Dasa

It's even bigger in Sentimental Value

cam on pio

Zingaro gole

Assist.

>>151379511
Thought Davidus

it's the heckin black blocks! shut it all down!

Are >we really letting Israel tie this?

Dimerdenzo

This defence is borderline tragic, Donnarumma is saving these shitters' ass

A pio golazo looms

Tudor's taking notes

>>151379684
The written-down notes in question:

How can Dimerdenzo be so bad and still playing every match for club and nation!?

>>151379707
Ded club in a ded league in a ded country

Grimtante unlocks it

is Dimarco trying to beat Candreva's record against Sweden for the number of times his crosses hit the man right in front of him?

>>151379707
Anon you have no idea how many times I asked that question myself. I'm starting to wonder if he has some kind of other "function" inside the team

/biz/ idea: a /seriea/ PMC

ouch

tonali got dildiz'd

why didn't Dropflowers shoot? What has Arteta done to my boy?

RETEGOL

rete rete rete

>called Retegui
>scores a Rete
this is some luigi waluigi type shit

What a goal

when I said he would be the best 9 >we've had in the last 20 years people thought I was mad

world cup status???

lmao that big nose in the crowd

when did Mancini become this feminine of a defender? Does he always let the ball carrier free to shoot at Riomma too?

Demiral scored. Twice.

Kek that yak eterno of the mancius literally scouted serie ass' capocannoniere and shitaly's best forward in 9 gorillion years (mo those are high standards but bear with me ok goy) out of a random argensimian favela

>>151380006
The white Gatti

Pio with a great shot, 3-0!

Lsat 4 digits decide Pio's transfermarkt value (in millions)

theories on why pio fenomeno didn't score there? maybe he didn't want to statpad against an already beaten team when he's r9 regen?

Pious my son... as soon as he starts shooting with the same will he defends the ball he's going to be better than both Retegol and the negru

>>151380110
Close enough

>>151380149
wouldn't you feel dirty having the best striker of the nt being someone from castellammare (NA)?

>>151380149
>he's going to be better than both Pee and the Poo

no bullying my pew pew esposito

save of the season wtf

>>151380232
Why not? Is he weakmind and cannot handle?

>>151380250
he was just showing pietas towards israel as any classical roman hero would

autismus gole

not even pee-oh could stop that one

dimarco haters in shambles

flag runner lule

>not topping your group
Lole, lmao even

>the same will he defends
I see what you mean

so true btw that they're making things so easy for europeans to qualify with the new spots, in these mickey mouse qualifiers if you lose 1 game you're half out of the wc while in other shitholes they lose and draw half their games and still qualify

do the disappointment is delayed to March

why are they pretending >we didn't play 3atb three days ago???? Am I going insane?

I feel like someone didn't properly follow the adoration rites to Francesco Pio Fenomeno at his shrine tonight...

>>151380425
Post your shrine

>>151380311
IT'S NOT OVER YET

>>151380458
t. The Clairvoyant Cat

>>151380458
utoshi

its ok. we defeated pissrael twice and thats my wc

Italy will top the group by goal difference by scoring a gorillion goals against moldova and winning against norway. Screencap this

>>151380250
he's learnt from the best

Sleep tight /sreaie/

And mo I text my (female) cousin

>>151380006
de miral de ligt de ragusin will happen in winter 2025, watch it

>>151380848
I bet her nipples are dark and puffy

>there's another national break in a month
dude

>we actually qualified and italy didn’t
kwab

brb baking a new Paolo Negro edition

Currently marathoning this, what do I think of it?

>>151381744
Suddently Yamau- wait that's not Yamauch- wait no he actually is

>>151382256
*cameos*

fabbrica calling me

Fine of € 200.00 S.S. LAZIO WOMEN 2015 A R.L.

For not having ensured the supply of hot water in the changing rooms reserved for the Referee Quaterna at the
end of the match.

well well well
looks like we need new bread

Mancio did well yesterday, doomers btfo

>>151389678
Miss the days when a fine like this would signal the end for a female football club

>>151390119
That just means he's going to play like his usual self and turn whatever striker inter will be able to field into Batistuta

Gabriel omar esposistuta

>>151392009
>>151392009
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