Thread 151314078

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>>151314078 (OP)
who's Don?

>6 sub 145lb bouts on this card
The Brazilian crowd deserve shit cards, but they really need to get rid of 135, and 125.

Been listening to Third Eye Blind all week lets fucking go Olvieria

>>151314166
it amazes me that you've been a neet pretty much all your life and still post your opinions like anyone gives them any weight

the brazilian will win

>>151314199
his posts really stick with you

>>151314243
like a gadfly

>want to go get an acai bowl and pao de queijo
>also quit my job and should be reducing my spending but maaaaaaaan

If you play WoW....then sit on my thang and fart n spin, playa!

>>151314296
kek

>Bisping and Gooden on commentary
It's gonna be a long one.

>>151314343
Bisbong in the best commentator though?

>>151314362
nah he's a fucktard half the time

Should I come back later?

>>151314377
petrino vs peterson is when the card should start picking up

>>151314377
Just skip the card. It's shit.

>>151314375
he's based, he isn't afraid to shit on a fight if it sucks unlike his company shill peers

BRAZZA N-

>>151314462
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HEEM TAPPY

HEEM BARRY

>>151314489
My favourite PFL brazza beating is when Omari Akhmedov got absolutely butchered by Rob Wilkinson

Charles Oliveira vs. Mateusz Gamrot
Deiveson Figueiredo vs. Montel Jackson
Vicente Luque vs. Joel Alvarez
Jhonata Diniz vs. Mario Pinto
Ricardo Ramos vs. Kaan Ofli
Lucas Almeida vs. Michael Aswell Jr.

>>151314489
Khabib forcing the brazza meme resulted in a lot of hilarious heems where overhyped cans got obliterated by legit fighters

>>151314459
no no no no
anik with his ad plugs is definitely the goat

lol Ikram

karolina bros...

one fight one finish, lets go for that

Predador(formerly Do Bronx)

damaged girl bros..

>>151314704
Jiri bless

I'm so glad Chandlers ghoul wife stopped posting their ugly black pets on Instagram and twitter everyday I cant even tell the difference between Ace and Hap.

usual stream heemed

plx give one

>>151314767
*pisses in your mouth* there you go brazza

>>151314570
>>151314570
Charles Oliveira
Deiveson Figueiredo
Joel Alvarez
Jhonata Diniz
Ricardo Ramos
Michael Aswell Jr.

>>151314775
plox

Who let grandma in the octagon

>27vs39
jesus fuck

Dude why is wmma even a thing

Cheick Kongo

>>151314890
goon platoon

>>151314835
man charli xcx looking rough

poor KK
her smile and optimism decays every time we see here

>>151314890
Dana wanted to cash in on Rondamania, then that fizzled out and he can't cut wmma because it would be terrible optics

I'm manifesting a vicious knockout win for Gamrot. Do Quitter WILL have a T-Sperg type ending to his career.
>Gamrot can't heem
I'm manifesting it. Be prepared to lose your money if you bet on any other result for that fight.

>>151314911
they aint cute

>>151314924
>early prelim fodder now
sad

Europosters have never ever eaten green enchiladas

might as well live in russia

>>151314962
they dont have to be

>>151314570
Olives
Figgy
Alvarez
Diniz
Ramos
Almeida

>>151314999
correct they dont have to be at all

>>151314767
try stream 2 or 3 man

Glory main event starting soon

>>151314962
Does she have a penis?

>>151314570
Charles Oliveira
Deiveson Figueiredo
Joel Alvarez
Mario Pinto
Ricardo Ramos
Michael Aswell Jr
Lowkey shit card, but we move

>>151315038
based heemxico

>>151314570
Oliveira
Figgy
Alvarez
Diniz
Ramos
Almeida

>>151315122
Cringe, post a real woman next time checho

Did Karolina fight yet?

>>151315092
shes a bit of a tomboy

>>151315184
she's getting bullied right now

kk did porn with vanzant

0 power both of them

>>151315243
not really, it was mostly lewd shots

I wish two women would fight over my virginity

I'm sad

>>151314570
Oliveira
Jackson
Jackson
Alvarez
Ramos
Almeida

SHEEM STOPPY

kwab

heem

SHEEEM

yall like bad bunny or nah

inb4 ban for off topic chit chat

Time for Karolina depression sex

please retire karolina

>>151315243
"""porn"""

>>151315327
Why are you watching WMMA?

KK please, you don't have to do this anymore

how is she so wholesome and such a slut at the same time?

Kookiebros...

>>151315324
honestly never listened to him so I can't really say I have much an opinion on the guy

>missed the wmma
kino

>>151315352
Because I like the way it looks

butterface girls
are we heeming it or leaving it?

>>151315324
i liked him in happy gilmore 2

>>151314570
charles
jackson
alvarez
diniz
ramos
aswell

this guy is short a pick

>>151315303
kinda miss this certain mengdividual

>>151315373
the last 10 seconds of the fight were decent

>give me $50k for beating up a menopausal woman
lol the audacity

heem is violins = a priori analytic judgment
anderson silva entered the matrix against forrest griffin = a posteriori synthetic judgment

two fights two finishes, lets go for that

>>151315303
just realized i put jackson twice, don't include this

>>151314570
Charles
Figgy
Joel
Diniz
Ramoshhhh
Answer

>>151315428
you say what now

>>151314570
Oliveira
Jackson
Alvarez
Diniz
Ramos
Almeida

>>151315324
he's a gay faggot if you ask me

Dollar store Oliviera will heem

monkey roach has this

>cacamura
dis doo name shitmura

126 is not a real man weight

>>151315535
yeah i mean hes a singer

Gooidado dethose

Steward "Bo" Nickal is going down

*kicks ur back*

>>151315540
analytic judgment = the predicate of the object is merely explicative: it adds nothing new to one's concept of the object
example: all heemers are real ones

synthetic judgment = the predicate of the object is ampliative: it enriches judgmental/conceptual content of the object
example: a tornado kick to the dick is illegal

a priori = exclusive of experience --> therefore, necessary and universal
a posteriori = from experience --> therefore, contingent and subjective

a priori can be analytic or synthetic
a posteriori can synthetic only (since "experience" adds to an object)

analytic relies on the principle of non-contradiction
synthetic adheres to that principle but also has other elements to it

Rocha has got 0 killer instinct in him. Didn't even try to follow up after rocking the guy

>>151315751
Thank you ChatGPT.

>>151315670
I hate that I laughed at this

im not watching until the mainevent

>>151315771
c'mon bro, that was from the ol' noggin...

Not yet apparently. Get heemed Freddy Mercury

If I ever got finished by Anthony Smith you'd never see me again

man, nicoll is fighting like shit. they were hyping this guy up like crazy before his debut

>>151315873
yeah he's been underwhelming
are there any really good Aussie prospects atm?

>>151315861
like sexually?

>>151315873
The fact that Rocha isn't able to finish this guy who is essentially broken in front of him reflects extremely poorly on him

Nical looks like a bean

We're three fights into the card and I'm already feeling like turning off my stream and going to bed, not feeling excited for this. I've watched MMA for around nine years, almost every single card since 2017 start to finish, what's going on guys, am I falling out of love with the game or is the quality of the product declining?

>>151315935
most flyweighs sadly suffer from being pillowfisted

>>151315940
kek thanks

wonder if herzog is just thinking "man, i could heem both of these midgets"

>>151314570
charles
montel
joel
pinto
ramos

rocha sucks

>>151315943
goodnight BITCH

>>151315943
Nah, the UFC have seriously diluted the product over the last few years by signing too many bums. You'll probably enjoy the main card

>>151315943
This card is bad.
I’m probably gonna just have an early night and torrent it tomorrow

>>151315894
Salkilld and big train Nolan have a chance to be good

Disc golf is the most popular sport in Finland

>>151315894
Salkilld

If Rocha doesn't get this free finish he deserves to get robbed

>>151314570
Charles Oliveira
Deiveson Figueiredo
Joel Alvarez
Jhonata Diniz
Ricardo Ramos
Lucas Almeida

>>151315943
you're getting old

>>151315760
true, he visibily hurt him with that body shot and did fuckall

>>151315943
>>151316010
you're watching a decent prospect in Rocha beat the absolute shit out of a decent Aussie prospect
you're not enjoying the sport because you're growing out of it. it happens. just remember that there is life beyond /heem/. hopefully one day the schizos realize this too and this board can finally be purified of its spam and bitching
go to sleep and stop posting here. thanks

>>151315943
This card has been extremely shit desu. I know these are the Prelims, but they used to be newbies vs cans which were pretty much fun.

Rocha is literally MAKING A CHOICE not to finish this guy atp

*gets punched in the face*

>>151315943
you're bitchmade

Delete this weight class

kek, he completely humiliated nicoll with that takedown

>>151314570
Oliveira
Figueiredo
Luque
Pinto
Ramos
Almeida

are there levels to this?
asking for a friend

>chants of "YOU WILL DIE"
>does not die
BOOOOO

Woah what a war these two gave it all in there great scrap for the real fans

>>151316056
hues can't heem

cut them both

>>151316081
yeah that shit was pure spite
>oh wanna try taking me down the whole fucking fight, sucka? FUCK YOU I TAKE YOU DOWN

Fuck, I'll switch to >>>/pw/ for this shit

>>151315943
it's called Danaslop for a reason

why dont flyweights have power?

>>151316130
too small

WOOW THEY ARE WARRIORS BUT WHAT IMPRESSES ME THE MOST IS THE RESPECT THEY SHOW EACHOTHER AFTER.

>>151316130
they do, but it's rarer because of their size. guys like Kai Asakura, KKF, Lone'er Kavanaugh, Charles Johnson have fight ending power. Van and Royval can melt you. Figgy had insane power for a FlW. Dodson used to be a big hitter as well
they're just very quick and well-rounded and there are almost never one shot KOs because of size

erm wmma?

Russian girls look like THAT ?

>>151316130
They are the size of 12 year old kids

>Russian Ronda
the fuck kind of nickname is that
>American Fedor

can't name a worse nickname to be honest
and get in the cage and get on with it you stupid bitch

why does she have the bussin cut

watching this girl twerk was one of the most disgusting things i have ever seen. putrid

Mosquito finna zeem

Garlic BBQ sauce sub sandwich with 3 meat, 2 cheese, bacon, banana peppers, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and jalapeños all on soft homemade in-house bread. I’m eating well fellas

>>151316227
that does sound good. what kind of meats and cheese? cold cut?

>>151316202
Lesbians dress like teenage boys for some reason.

>>151316193
isn't there a hue calling herself rondinha too?

>>151316219
the brazillian girl is gonna twerk? I might actually watch this fight now

post yfw wmma

Mesquita is so fucking hot

>>151316279
you guys say this about every single 6/10 woman who fights

>>151316239
From the local shop, cold cut cheddar, provolone, ham, salami, and a small bit of pepperoni

>Name is "Be a Mosquito"
>Crowd gets really annoying
Like pottery

>>151316256
just looked her up. she doesn't seem to have subbed anyone, so ??

This ain't bussin

>>151314570
Charles do Bronx
Figgy
Alvarez
Diniz
Carcacinha
Aswell Jr

Jenny is cute

Giorgina? IN THE BIN

OOOOHHHHHHHHH HEEEM BRAPPY

>>151316310
very nice. enjoy, anon. HOWEVER
>no prosciutto

whoomp there it is

>>151316357
Sopranos got me going to Italian shops an sheeit

>>151315943
you mean you're not excited for randoms you never heard of, absolute squash matches, and lesbians beating up women?

weird

>>151316258
no the ghastly skeletor grotesque thing

>>151316388
every ufc champion starts out as a random you've never heard of you massive retard
squash matches go all the way back to vale tudo and pancrase and ufc 1
cut wmma though, agreed

>>151316368
why do they keep chanting that lol

this feels like bullying

Ohh she leakin

mosquito with fat bronzed tits

This is in Venezuela right?

booba

Love me

hey she's starting to look like ronda

stop simping, it's pathetic
go outside and experience the touch of a woman

>>151316418
depressing. Mosquito got a nice ass

>>151316428
>slopping out full cards of nobodies over and over means a future champ in in there somewhere

ok bud

>>151316481
WHAT DA

>>151316033
I'm only 25 dude...

>>151316047
It's not exciting dude; you need to have a story, a reason to support the fighters, it's like watching a simulated football game between two computer generated teams. The only fighter I'm excited to watch is Chimaev, and Paddy to an extent and only because he makes you want to tune in, I used to love Weili and now she doesn't even do anything for me. It feels like all of the excitement has been sucked out of the UFC, I remember the McGregor Aldo promo, nothing like that nowadays. Feels like artifical hype, no excitement, no soul.

>>151316481
I wish she would use my face as her chair.....

>>151316428
Imagine watching the prelims where conor mcgregor debuted and just thinking hes a fun little nobody

SHEEEEEM TAPPY

SHEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY

BE A MOSQUITTTAAA

i think this has been pretty entertaining so far, but the prelims are very much nobodies tonight, i agree. valter walker getting his fight cancelled didn't help, i like that guy.

that felt illegal

>>151316521
>I'm only 25 dude...
its fucking over

FIGHTQUEEN IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwZOOvOe9A0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwZOOvOe9A0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwZOOvOe9A0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwZOOvOe9A0

>>151316544
Yeah but 99% of the time when you're watching someone debut on fight night prelims, they don't end up being a future star

>>151316493
glad you've seen the light
>>151316521
classic mandrama lover. luckily for you, the same people that own the UFC own the WWE
>>151316544
he's the exception that proves the norm. nobody gaf about most champs when they first started out. I vividly remember that /heem/ didn't even notice Topuria gassing himself out vs Zalal, or talking about Pantoja's run on TUF as one of the Nova Unao BJJ instructors, and so on
watch or don't watch. I just don't understand why you feel the need to tell like 20 randoms in the unshaved asshole of the internet that you're not having fun. are you so socially starved?

Total white woman death

>>151314945
Shut up SHITren. You lost.

do most brazilian women just sound manly?

>>151315943
>135
>WMMA
>125
>WMMA
Why would you watch this? Just refresh tapology every ten minutes, or so until the heavyweights are in the fighting.

>name yourself russian ronda
>can't wrestle for shit
kek

>>151316585
man fuck this boy ass bitch

that was a fun fight actually watching that poor girl get massacred like that
>>151316566
mexican execution vibes, russian ronda got straight up slaughtered
>>151316587
true, but its all about luck aint it? out of 1000 random jobbers that'll never be a household name once in a while you'll catch early glimpses of a future world beater

>>151316585
we dont watch that shit here

>>151316605
yeah and the men feminine
it's a weird dynamic

honestly, i don't find alekseeva unattractive. the haircut is stupid, but other than that?

>>151316481
Very pretty but not enough to dethrone the prettiest WMMA fighter, and queen of /heem/, Alexa Grasso

fly like a mosquito sting like a mosquito

>>151316646
Wtf is this real?

SHEEM TAPPY

Mesquite BBQ has a nice rack and ass

>>151316605
becaUSE THEY ARE

>>151316625
yeah i'm always surprised when brazilians talk kek

>>151316585
>fart fairy

>>151316585
we only watch mmajoeys fight companions here

brazilians are high test even our women have high testosterone

Dont be Joe Pyfer
Be a Mosquito

/heem/ lacks that /LadyGOATmentality/

>>151316625
>>151316664
Pereira confirmed FTM

based petrino, the man that figured out he should move up to heavyweight and be a jacked dude in a division of fatties

Vitor Petrino would heem Alex Pereira

>>151316700
yeah your women have huge dicks too

>>151316724
I'm sure there are multiple posters who have been very intimiate with female goats

>>151316735
Couldn't heem smiff

Daily reminder that Charles "Do bronx" Oliveira has losses, but Charles "Predator" Oliveira is still undefeated

ONE MORE SHOT

>>151316730
Jailton Almeida did the same thing, he realized it would be easy to beat fat blobs as someone actually athletic

>>151316771
Smiff is a GOAT though desu

>>151316773
it's the smart move, heavyweight is a worse division than light heavyweight both physically and technically

>>151314767
crACKstreams dot me ya dummy. Top right corner where it says mma streams. Been using it since Covid era. Best quality res and frame rate

thomas "the tray" petersen

>>151316771
If you think about it Smiff has never been heemed Stiff, so it's a null point.

Hell yeah I love random fat guys fighting in the UFC

>>151316772
if charles gets heemed by fucking gamrot it's unironically over

>>151314570
The Predator
Figgy
El Fenomeno
Pinto
Ramos
Almeida

Even if Charles beats garment he is never getting the belt again. He isn’t a Volk

>>151314199
He's right though

Petrino was never bad, Smiff just so happened to be his kryptonite

>>151316428
It's not the same, watching Khabib for the first time absolutely rape Michael Johnson had me transfixed, watching Chimaev after he got signed, Izzy when he had his first fight against Wilkinson, Gaethje, Johnny Walker, all of these guys from my first time watching them gave me a different type of energy. No one does that anymore, all these new signings have no aura, even Jahamal's come up wasn't all that exciting

>>151316889
>Ilia moves up to fight Pisslam at 170
>Hooker heems Arman by Knee
>Min Smalloway brutally decisionates pimblett
Charles can very well be champ by this time next year

>>151316889
unlike Volk he would have to face I-ilia ap-turo top-turo again

Jesus they're feeding him a literal piggy

petersen looks like he would have been the goat in ufc 25 years ago

>>151316924
Well when you put it like that..

pink pork piggy finna oink on it

Thomas Peterson, now there's an athlete. He should still beat Bumtrino.

Damn, i was watching the brazilian broadcasting and it was still in the post fight interview with the trannygoat.
Changed to the english one and it is already 3:50 of Petrino's

Classic Brazillian IQ on display by Tardtrino

>>151314570
isn't only 5 fights on the main card?

This Brazilian nigga got a fat bunda fr

People forget man Peterson had a WAR with Shamil Gaziev

Petersen is a fat fuck

>>151317014
people forget man

>>151314570
Charlie Olives
Figgy
Luque
Pinto
Ramos
Almeida

Petrino is going to gas before the fat fuck

>>151316592
Oh, you're retarded...
DJ was literally anti-mandrama and I loved his fights, Max was the polar opposite of mandrama, loved him too, have always been excited to watch a Nunes fight, Joanna, Cris Cyborg.

>>151316923
there are plenty of amazing fighters on the way up right now
flw: kavanaugh, van
bw: jackson (he's on this card), almakhan
fw: vallejos, bashi, dulgarian
lw: santos, ruffy still, keita
ww: morales, smith, dulatov
mw: gautier, bekoev, pyfer
lhw: stirling, guskov
hw: steveson (soon)
these are all exciting action fighters and some of them have a great shot to become champions. if guys like this aren't maintaining your interest then you're just burned out. take a break or find a new hobby

why isn't petrino just backing off and punching him some more? that seemed like it worked?

>Bumtrino DESTROYING hw
This raises the question. How good is Anthony Smith?

I'm getting one of those feelings about this fight....

>>151317067
Do you not see his flag?

>>151317067
He is brazilian

>>151317054
no, you're just a whiny little bitch who can't handle the fact that nobody gives a fuck if he stops watching the sport
>you need to have a story, a reason to support the fighters
>I remember the McGregor Aldo promo, nothing like that nowadays
these are literally necessary elements of mandrama you stupid fuck and you're pining for them
no more (You)s. stop watching something you aren't having fun doing (loser behavior) and stop polluting the thread with your do nothing bitch ass sob story

>>151316611
The maincard is even shit mate, Diniz, Pinto, Ramos, Ofili, why are these motherfuckers on the main card. I'd rather watch Derrick Lewis vs Ngannou again than this shit, Alvarez vs Luque doesn't even inspire excitement

>>151316924
i mean it's not like it has to be hooker, charles could beat arman

>>151317082
>>151317084
kek

>>151317074
U horny watching big sweating men hugging?

>>151317068
Shamil BlobGODziev heemed this bum in 1 lmao. This is not the performance Petrino is supposed to have b.

>>151317054
>enjoying wmma
>>151316069

great fight so far

>>151317113
yea

BASED REF

Streameast is kill?

wheres the stream b

John Pork beating that ass

>Petrino already gassed out
How so many people lost to this bum?

>>151317159
It stopped working for me yesterday

Why is petrino so shit?

>>151317113
No I expected petrino to heem early. I was fearing Petrino getting exposed but now I think they'll both gas and it will be shit.

whiteboi redemption arc

>thought I was late
>actually missed 2 wmma fights
any good fights?

>this guy heems alex
kek

braptino SUCKS

>>151314078 (OP)
Heem gassy?

where the hell has Jailton Almeida been
why doesn't he drop down to LHW to easily sub Pereira?

Fucking bum heavyweights, grim

>>151317160
>>151317159

>>151317169
because he fought a killers row?

>>151317194
The 2 wmma ones

>>151317180
Yeah, it already is shit. non-championship HW fight should have 3 minutes rounds instead of 5.

>>151317105
The Brazil crowd couldn't be bothered to hang around for five minutes to listen to Glover's retirement interview. They're being served shit because it's what they deserve.

gassy bums

Petrino probably loses to shamil gaziev

no gas

>>151317194
Both wmma fighs were stoppages

absolutely god fucking awful

If you push either of these guys over they are not getting back up

pure slop

>>151317209
He's fighting Volkov next and if he were to win he'd essentially have a title shot.

>>151317209
Jon really fucked HW momentum.

HOLY WHEEEEEEEEEM

Petrino has those heavy arms right now you know the ones you get after arm and shoulder day?

Heeeem

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM FATTY

just to be clear, that wasnt a knockout, petersen just fell asleep from exhaustion

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

porkbros...

Kek why didnt he just do that round 1?

I'm only staying up because this might be Charles' retirement fight

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEM

stupid cunts I averted my eyes for a fucking millisecond

Holy heem faattyyy

Ooooof

doo said honk shoe mimimi

>steven petersen
IMAGINE GETTING HEEMED DEAD AND THE COMMENTATOR DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME

HEEEEEEEEEEEM BELLY FLOPPY

BlobCHADs... we lost...

Unfortunately that knock out does not redeem that absolute snooze fest, I would say cut them both but heavyweight is desperate for fighters so keep them in Dana for the sake of the division

First impressions of bf6 is it's mid AF

>>151317310
same

>>151314570
>Mateusz Gamrot
>Deiveson Figueiredo
>Joel Alvarez
>Mario Pinto
>Ricardo Ramos
>Lucas Almeida

OHSHIT ITS A HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

What is the point of screaming "UH, GONNA DIE" in portuguese? The gringos don't understand it so can't be intimidated by it, only the brazillian guy can let it get into his mind.

>>151317334
yeah i wasn't digging the beta

>>151317276
>>151317282
>>151317283
holy shit my stream is so far behind LMAO are you in the arena or something?

Steven Peterson is asleep!

>nearly gassing out against a tubby
this guy is going nowhere

>>151317300
lol Why are you cheering a american lost?

after seeing that
leon edwards vs shavkwab is the fight to make

>>151317350
i unironically pay for fight pass

>>151317345
It creates bad juju

>>151317360
i like heems simple as

>>151316585
faggot

>>151317350
I love seeing these fat disgusting slob fucks get kod lol

>>151317360
this isn't an international competition

>>151317366
How very German of you

>>151317350
Free1streams
Stream 2

>Now back to 125 after that slop
Grim. I better get to see Shartles get heemed at the end of this.

Get this doo a treadmill

Wanted the brother of Johnnie Walker to fight. Too bad the brother of Kamaru Usman is a cheating negro

>>151317360
if you only cheered when a canadian won, you never would

>>151317345
Actually most of us know what it means because of mma, in fact it’s probably the only portuguese we know

>>151317392
Turn on your monitor

>>151317360
a heem is a heem

>i'm going to be the champ in this division
DOUBT

Bro is NOT gonna be champion, c'mon, stop this One Piece shit

kiss the son lest he be angry

tybura is totally going to sub petrino

>>151317434
Anthony smith took Jones to a decision, no shame in losing to the Lionheart

>>151317434
I'm gonna be the hokage

>>151317366
>i unironically pay for fight pass

I'm finna take a fire ahh shiiee.

>>151317434
You didn't learn your lesson when BSD bitched Ruffy

>>151317476
Just shows you how good is Khalil

what is ShavKWAB doing? it will be a year in December.

>>151317424
troof

>>151317387
>Free1streams

>>151317550
He got injured again recently and will be out for a another year. Its literally over.

>>151317550
He got injured again

>>151317560
he has not been. you are spreading misinformation because you lack critical thinking

>>151317581
Okay bot

win a fucking fight

Got my opponent rocked - time to shoot.

Why are you guys talking about Shavkat? Did he appear as a guest or something?

>>151317622
No

>>151317604
>>151317560
>>151317563
learn from this moment or continue being unaware while accusing others of being bots. it doesn't change the objective truth of what sort of behavior you exhibit

Charles redador Oliveira

>>151317631
Classic - a story as old as time

>>151317631
The Gastelum Special

>>151317658
eviscerated those gremlins

>>151317560
yeah it's over. when he returns he will be half the fighter he was before.

If only Schaub had shot when he hurt Rothwell

based Filho

white people...

so much for clayton carpenter's "hype" then, lol

HEEEEEM KIIIIMMMMY

wow what a fight

HEEEEEM DOUBLE TAPPY

TAPPY

>>151317064
>kavanaugh
Heemed by a geriatric Charles Johnson

>jackson
You can't be serious, that boring as fight with Marcos showed how exciting he is, he will not contend for the title

>keita
>misses weight, can't even make it to a fight

>dulatov
No hype, he beat an absolute who and it wasn't all that impressive.

>gautier
Can't market himself, even though he's being marketed like a MW Ngannou he doesn't have the same aura, Ngannou seemed like a KILLER watching him fight, this guy just looks like a guy that is powerful. No one thinks this guy is going to be champ, no one is scared of him, he's just a ball of muscle and retarded.

>pyfer
Decisioned by a 36 year old Hermanson, went to decision with Fatstelum

>guskov, stirling
Not particularly interesting, don't see him challenging for the belt. Same with Stirling, struggled to put away Tokkos, he's lauded as this knockout machine god level kickboxer but is a decisionator and doesn't deliver on his hype.

>almakhan, vallejos, bashi, dulgarian, bekoev, steveson
Literally whos, no one knows who these people are, Khamzat was getting hype on his first fight, Izzy was getting hype on his first fight, Conor, Gaethje... Many of these guys have multiple fights (and losses) and they have no aura, nothing behind them

>santos, smith
Don't even know who you're referring to, that should say enough, I said "DC" 10 years ago you don't need to ask who I'm talking about other than maybe trying to figure out if I mean Cruz or Cormier

>van
Valid, fun prospect! The only person worth mentioning, I don't think he's gonna be champ but I've consistently underrated him so I can't doubt him anymore.

damn near broke that nigga arm kek

TAPPYYYYYYYYY

whitebros...

>trying to brazilian tap the brazilian in brazil
cheeky

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Imagine having to tappy on your opponent's ass...

HEEEM DOUBLE TAPPY

wemwemwemwemwemwemwemwem

lil dood had the power of GOD on his side

I wonder how handbags and phones will be stolen in the crowd tonight

Based bible holder.
MITCHEL BROS, WE GOT A BROTHER IN CHRIST.

>>151317699
Why did you just reply to your own post?

>>151317730
this is a fraction of fun and/or good prospects around today. if you aren't interested in them, then don't watch. those who are, will. just stop blogging about how sad you are because you don't have a good excuse to use 4chan as a friend simulator

post brapzilian trannies

a man of God it seems

$ 5 for that book

>>151317816
Because nobody else would :(

>>151317829
BASED

HOLY BASED

>>151317104
You're very unintelligent emotionally, socially and probably cognitively. If you can't understand the nuances of what I'm saying it's not worth discussing further, do some introspection, hopefully Trump drafts you into the coming domestic incident that's going to occur after your economy goes into a depression, maybe they can take your genes out of the gene pool.

what is he thinking right now

>>151317858
Nothing.

He speaks screaming, so fucking annoying this guy is

It's all virtue signaling and you know it.

>>151317121
If you don't enjoy Joanna you're braindead.

>>151317858
>thinking
no.

>>151317858
It smells like shit in here

What book would you hold up?

HEAVEN IS AN 8 SIDED RING!!

cant believe i bet on clayton carpenter

>>151317816
lol

>>151317894
>on the jews and their lies

>>151317858
"i wonder if my daughters big pussy will ever shrink"

>>151314570
Charles Oliveira
Montel Jackson
Joel Alvarez
Jhonata Diniz
Ricardo Ramos

>>151317894
Siege

>>151317857
keep posting in a thread about the sport that you don't enjoy watching. it definitely gives weight to your opinion on absolutely anything, and you've certainly moved me with your perspective
you don't even know how much of a dead end you are. but your deathbed will be covered with regret and fear, and your funeral will have less than 5 attendants

>>151317894
The Hobbit. I could never make it past the first fifty pages I would end up falling asleep boring piece of shit

>>151317064
He is a /box/ coon baiting for attention, you are wasting your time bapa

>>151317869
You are annoyed cause he spoke the name of Christ, you fucking satanic cuck.

>>151317884
Serious question, How did non-living matter become conscious?

>>151317894
Green eggs and ham

>>151317924
Born2rim IndianAss

>>151317858
>RUBEKAHHH ME BRAZIL NUTS IN A SLIPKNOT AGAIN

>>151317937
yeah, I broke my rule. from here, he will actually get no more (You)s
Idk why /heem/ attracts so many schizos and pathetic losers. imagine spending hours bitching about something you don't enjoy instead of finding fulfilling hobbies

isnt this the dude with the broken hand lol

Nigger.

>>151317894
kama sutra

>>151317894
How to be a WAG

>>151317894
I wouldnt hold up a book, but when I talked into the mike, I would move my mouth without making a sound and act like it was broken.

>>151317894
Kant's Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics

Kody Steele would have saved this shit card

>>151317894
>book
A photo of Alexa Grasso's feet

>>151317894
On the jews and their lies 2 Written by Bryce mitchell

>>151317940
Not the point.

>>151317894
physical copy of Shounen ga Otona ni Natta Natsu by Jairou

This almeida nigga literally has a broken hand right now

>>151317940
we can't even agree on what living matter is conscious anon

What do the coaches rub on the fighters' faces before the fight?

>>151318068
Dont

Aswell as what?

>>151317894
A vhs of independence day

I thought this was on the main card
Should I goof it or not

Why did picksanon take picks for a bumlim fight IF HE GETS HEEMED THIS DOES NOT COUNT AGAINST MY PICKS DO YEW HEAR ME

>youngest fighter
>25
boomer card

>>151318068
Vaseline to reduce the likeliness of a cut.

hunnies in the crowd

are light skin brazilians just worse at fighting

Aswell looks like Mike Perry lol

W O B B L Y
O
B
B
L
Y

HEEEEEM STOPPY

based

picks heemed lmao

herzog wanted to see a corpse

jesus christ this needs to stop

Herzog "HES STILL BREATHING!!! KILL HIM!!!"

>>151317820
You named like 15 people and I explained in detail why they're shit (besides Van, and Morales but I forgot to include him), if there were better examples you would have given them, don't be silly.
I watch because I love MMA, MMA isn't the problem, UFC is and they're effectively a monopoly. This is a discussion board for MMA, why wouldn't I discuss MMA here, are you remedial?
If I do the same you did but take it back to 2016-18 the results aren't even comparable

DOESN'T COUNT FOR PICKS IT WASN'T ON THE MAIN
FAIL

HEMM

TEXASSS

>>151317894
"A personal matter" by Kenzaburo Oe

I just put 200 on Aswell as soon as I heard his opp had a broken hand 10 minutes ago kek

>>151318163
>picking a guy with a broken hand

>>151318164
SE MEXA
SE MEXA

>>151318099
NEVAH MOIND PICKSANON GOOF THAT SHIT LMFAOOOOOO

LET HIM DIE

It's so fucking funny when a Brazilian gets finished in Brazil.

>>151318131
Most likely didn't grow up favela poor, so they're missing the grit and hunger of their dark-skinned brethren.

not our night tonight yt boys

nah fuck that HEEM them picksbro
fuck em

>>151317929
>no more (You)s

>>151318203
Quiet as a library in there.

>>151318195
dis nigga fought with broken hand?

>>151318203
Charlesbros... Oliveirasisters...

Herzog was like
>you want to fight with a broken hand, huh? Huh retard? Go ahead keep fighting dumbass.

I got it rightbut this is still prelims, why add this to the picks?

>>151317894
books are for nerds playa Id hold a samurai sword up to the red sun

new thread, we probably won't need many tonight
>>151318236

the interview seem like that guy who does pranks with a chinese translator

I have a feeling tonight we are going to witness the first ever perma-heem inside the UFC octagon live.

>>151317939
No, because after that he still screamed
I'm christian too

>>151318395
Alvarez kills luque