Thread 151318236

Schaub

Imagine not taking the free money fading the guy with a literal broken hand

>>151318203
faveloids are the most fickle fans in the world, they walked out during Glover vs Jamahawl and he retired in an empty arena kek

*enters thread*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_calaRGCYTs&list=RD_calaRGCYTs&start_radio=1

nigga needs to get cut just for being the first one to lose

portuguese is a horrible language

Moustache Lopes looks weird

brazilians are not good people

>>151318294
Still not as bad as French

poo bronx

>Gets rocked 5 times

>Doesn't stop the fight until the guy is down on the ground,

Herzog is such a lazy faggot

Now this Almeida dude will have the chin of Old Liddell and Phil Hawes,

People overthink the Jiri/Alex 1 stoppage so now everyone thinks every fight is an early stoppage

>>151318286
Can't wait to hear CHAMA album

ricardo finna emote on this nigga

>>151318326
Sadly your testosterone has not been found

>>151318338
fucking based

>>151318294
don't blame the portuguese for brazilian portuguese lol

>>151318310
it's much worse
french is more melodic and someone talking dirty in french can feel very sensual, portuguese sounds like someone trying to speak a normal language but people keep dropping bowling balls on their feet making them gasp mid sentence constantly

>>151318326
Me personally, I like a cheeky late stoppage once in a while

>>151318326
i prefer a late stoppage over an early one but i don't even think that was late, really.

>>151318368
if anything we made the language better, tuga portuguese sounds like they have a cock stuck in their throats at all times, discount russian

>>151318353
He will give a chave de cu

>>151318294
you can't say that when bossa nova exists
you will be outing yourself as a pleb

I have a feeling tonight we are going to witness the first ever death inside the UFC octagon.

>>151318286
Unfathomably based

>>151318326
honestly, i think that one big shot petrino landed on the corpse of thomas petersen was worse than anything almeida just got

one more W and we already secure the plus vs the gringos, from then on out it's just coasting

>>151318236 (OP)
Im weighing my options, post as you would otherwise.

Holy crap, THE bossa nova?

>>151318461
shit slaps

Shartles is a bum who was a certified early prelim shitter. The fact that he has held a belt speaks to how far the UFC has fallen. Nobody with a record like this should be anywhere near a main event let alone a belt.

>>151318432
Chael looks like he should be the lead singer in a ska band

>>151318461
What are you talking about?

forgot they actually made luque vs alvarez, they really want luque to retire don't they

Can someone upload the finishes? For some reason no one's doing it on r/mma (one of several subreddits I proudly frequent)

>>151318513
if he dies
he dies

>>151318494
Oof, just outed yourself as a pleb

>>151318358
>Slovenia fag

Bitch, my testosterone is through the roof, its why I have to goon to calm down, on a serious note,

He got rocked FIVE times, it sucks for the other guy cause he's not gonna have a chin by his next fight, cause the ref wants to play Yamazaki


>>151318376
>>151318390
Almeida showed zero grit and was just on the backfoot and had a broken hand, pointless to play the whole "let them be a warrior" on a outcome already decided

karolina looking like a bogged babushka

>>151318478
Shut the fuck up you whiny ass. Every day it's some nonsense complaint just to moan like a woman seriously consider finding a hobby.

american mommy

>>151318478
disregarding the rest, how is it a sign of the UFC having fallen? guys with sketchy records used to be champs all the time

>>151318478
>look mom, I posted it again

>>151318543
I wasted like 20 minutes on that retard last thread. Don't bother. He's just trolling because he's pathetic and has nothing else to do. He's too autistic to understand that if he isn't enjoying the UFC anymore, that doesn't mean the whole world isn't. Rather than finding something else to do, he'd rather keep being a shit ragebaiter on /heem/.

Imagine how miserable and lonely he is. Just leave him alone, like you would any leper or homeless weirdo.

>>151318452
Nah the Charles fight decides the story of the night, especially because he said he's close to retirement

>>151318588
GRASSFED ASS

OOOOOooOO
AAaaAAAa
OOooOOOO
AaaAAA

>>151318588
>reacting to her own ass
that's just sad

>>151318588
fuuuuuuuck

Who is this anon that replies to me as if I need his (You)?

>>151318532
dont care, just bleed

>Post Shartles objectively shit record
>Shartles reddit stan base of wholesome chungus enjoyers, become enraged by it
Absolute state of it.

>>151318616
the story was won when poatan beat ankalaev

>>151318478
Shartles was a transition champ between Khabrazza and Islam eras. Literally only became champ because Jizzlam couldn't get any contenders to fight him and had to fight shitters like Dober, Dookie King Green.

Gamrot is going to buttfuck Chuck

wtf is this brit nigga yapping about

>>151318747
prob the same neet that spams like 2 K-1 pcis

>>151318728
TRUTH NUKE

im cycling through all the light settings on my keyboard waiting for the main card to start

>>151318747
>brit

>>151318718
there's nothing more reddit than worshipping records

>>151318787
yeah very sus seeing a brit flag sweeping for brazzas

Kwabitch killed fazza to duck Tony.

Mike said it. If you are watching then you love Charles Oliveira. Those are the rules.

Did they just decide to stop fights??? I'm BORED

hello from the future, let us enjoy some heems tonight

I like Shartles and I want him to win, but I am also fully aware that Gamrot winning is better for the lightweight division

Just remembered that Shartles didn't even lose the belt to Jizzlam but got it stripped after one (1) defence due to obesity lmfaooooooooo

>>151318478
Shartles tapped to strikes against a UFC commentator, he is the ultimate quitting bitch

>>151318832
Neither are ever sniffing the belt so at the end of the day I'm supporting Gamrot because it's funny when brazilian fans throw bottles at the cage.

i wish the main card started a few hours later for less flag diversity

The only difference between Shartles, and brazzas, is that brazzas are just about smart enough to duck the fighters that would beat them. Shartles just misses weight, quits, or gets heemed.

>after his dad committed suicide
casually slid that in

I chose an entirely anti-hue slate in the picks
TOTAL FAVELA DEATH

give me sloppy toppy or give me death

stream?

hicardo hamos

>>151318969
>for no reason
probably because the walker vs usman fight got cancelled, right?

>>151318294
It's not terrible but it has no reason to exist when spanish is just straight up superior.

>>151319006
nevermind

kwab

>about to be submitted
>grab the fence for 15 seconds
>no penalty
why even have rules? kek

>picks nearly heemed by a shartlock

KILL THIS HUE

Bf6 sucks

New rule: if you throw your opponent out of the octagon, you win

>join the fighting nerds
>lose

tappy

HEEM TAPPY

KWAB

the complete silence is always funny as shit

always feels like Ramos loses when he's positioned to go on a run

fighting nerds getting kwabbed further.

picks heemed

SHITZIL BTFO

CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!

Why did he prostrate to Allah?

>he acquired that dad strength there, michael!
well, his own did killed himself so how much strength did he have?

> cage grab into tap
based turk

Did he just say “their new dad”?

>ANOTHER night of picks heemed on the 1st fight
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGH

brapzil lol

>>151319125
goddard is a retard

>crowd seething
lmfao total hue death
colby was right, they are animals

I only picked Ramos because I didnt know the other guy and his name sounded indian kek

>>151319058
There are no mandatory rules in mma, anon, the refs just do whatever.

>>151319112
Hes 1-4 in his last 5

you smell like toilet water nigga

>>151319154
Nate can only count to foive

I thought Almeida vs. Aswell was on the main card

Why are these retards too retarded to copy Chael, and Colbum Covingbum? Even the bummiest shitter can get over by shit talking the crowd in Brazil.

why didnt he slam his gay asss

fucking shitzilian heeming my picks. scamrot is gonna do something similar won't he?

>>151319154
what, are you expecting them to cheer for the foreigners?

>>151319189
HAHAHAHA

that would never happen to me

>>151319189
suffering

>>151319189
>the absolute fucking shanty town of heemlets

bruv i be getting heemed in the picks

> hey shut up
retard wog

>>151319189
i hate brazilians

kek

Cariocas are so disrespectful
I hate cariocas so much it's unreal

My picks in shambles

>>151319141
Fence grab base is best MMA base

>>151319154
I will never understand the seething at the "boo'ing at foreign guy"+"cheering for the homelad" thing. Does the crowd in the Lakers stadium cheer for the Chicago Bulls when they come in and beat the Lakers in their home stadium?

>>151319222
they cant be counted on

Not very christlike

Lil aussie gettin worked by favela monkeys

Are brazilians the most classless fans of all?

>>151319192
They dont want to risk getting murdered

>>151319240
USA USA USA

BRAZIL YOU’RE A DUMP

Never seen a fighter that deserved to be cut more than Ramos. What a disgrace

Cub swanson said in a Jaxxon podcast interview that charles cried on his shoulders post heem, imagine heeming someone so hard he cries

>>151319222
>flag
Checks out

>>151319240
Every other crowd cheers for finishes no matter who. If Usman was brazilian and Peon knocked him out yous would all have zero reaction to it even though its one of the greatest heems ever

>>151319240
Its just americans being angry they're not worshiped everywhere they go

I'm afraid, sadly; I fear.

>>151319240
We actually boo our own teams for losing not the opposing teams

my blue jays would obliterate both of these teams

>>151319273
That was one of the MANY fights that Shartles weight frauded in.

>>151319273
Why can't UFC pants look like this again?

getting drunk listening to ozzy watching the fights

>>151319273
clearly rigged

>>151319290
What about Australians?

>>151319240
Because shartmericans get booed wherever they go even in their own country by browns

Lets go, huebros... It is time to get a 4 wins streak

>>151319271
get him out of there, muito hapido

>>151319289
If Cristiano Ronaldo scored the most beautiful goal in history against England in an english stadium no one would cheer for it.

>Watching an NZ stream
>They play an advert for meeting bollywood stars

Do Brazilians know how much us Brits love em? still got my childhood brazil kit with ronaldo shirt in my wardrobe!

damn, who's aldo fighting?

Figgy has no right to be this much of an underdog. But it's good for me cause I'm gonna win a bunch of money off him.

based Aldo :)

>>151319351
at least jeans loss was fun and he almost heemed
the other fighting turds (excluding carlos i guess) were embarassing

>>151319351
with jews you lose>>151319361

Based Baldo

>>151319361
>disingenuous national team analogy
this is not the mma olympics brazza
Ronaldo scored a million goals against english players in england and was the most popular player with bongs

>>151319373
alcoholism

ALDOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
T__T

>>151319246
Who?

Oh god…who’s Aldo fighting now

>>151319374
he's old, on a bad run of form and he lost his last fight via knee injury. not like i couldn't see him winning but i think it's okay for him to a total underdog

Is his daughter single?

Who's this old ass unc on my Thinkpad

Fuck this bolsanaro supporting chud

>>151318326
It was a pretty bad stoppage yeah, what makes it worse is the fact Herzog certainly knew Almeida's hand was broken coming to the fight. Dude couldn't even properly defend himself.

Is Gilbert Burns the only bad goy among Brazilians?

Who the fuck is dis old dood

thought aldsoi was already retired la

>>151319402
bud..

Why won't he get on the mic

I genuinely think I could beat the fuck out of Ricardo ramos.

>>151319318
based anon, I'm getting high and enjoying random tracks on YT music.

>Aldo is my fucking boi - LFG

>>151319410
brazilians call em "bolsominions" funny ass way to call em I think lmao

>>151319415
your cheek isn't funny. show some respect

Back to Gamebred Boxing is it, Jose

damn, diniz is about to heem aldo

Aldobros :)

Get this bum out of there, or play McGrubby chinning him on loop. You can't be a legend if you Rhianna as your signature walkout music.

not sure who that is

Nice daughter

looks like he is Aldone

>>151319402
No, she is with me

>>151319427
based, what strain?

>>151319413
gilbert burns may have never become champ but he's easily the most based and likable brazilian fighter ever

When Kody Steele becomes champ, Aldo’s daughter will be ready to secure the lineage

>>151319443
Fuck off pedo

>>151319389
Yea, but you didn't cheered when he scored against YOUR team, did you?

God damn those are some nice tight perky.... Gloves yeah that's what I meant UFC gloves in the sport of UFC are comfy and high quality

how can you be called pinto, fighting in Brasil

Aldmidge retired like 6 months ago, attention seeking lil fewl of a ting

>>151319443
too old

>>151319398
Who's Jackson's best win? A decision over Daniel Marcos? Oh well, even if he loses, I've only got $6 on him, so it doesn't matter, but I just don't see him losing. And I'm not saying I think Jackson is bad, I just think Figgy is better.

>>151319189
doesn't matter I got the pick right anyway

>>151319451
IDK, I'm in Florida and only smoke legal shit so I'm still learning about shit lmao

SALOW DAAAAWN YO PECE OF RURELK SHEEIT

>>151319474
Figgy might be able to wrestlefuck or submit Jackson. For all his elite physical attributes, it's hard to forget that he somehow lost a clinchfuck/wrist-control fight against THE Bret Johns.

>>151319454
Nah, that's Prates.

>drops down in weight after a lifetime
>robbed
>massacred by yan
>fights his way back up
>cardiolet at high altitude against the ceo of epo
>still netruralizes it to a stall, still did more damage
>has to come back after 2 years to save a card
>robbed
>robbed

Mario Pinto. The Black Portuguese Man Born and Raisen in London

oh my god I hate that one dudes music video interludes like fuck you I want to see the stream

>>151319240
white boys online are that fragile

>Brazil is underdog in all main card fights
Holy shit, grinGods, you're not gonna really whoops us tonight, are you?

OOOOH ROOK AT ME IM A CHINESE-AH MAN I RIVE IN A CALBOAD BOX CHINA IS THE BEST

>>151319451
>>151319482
i pity the fool who don't got treeliable
https://www.treeliableny.com/menu

NYC once again proves that it is the best place to live

>>151319474
honestly, i'd like figgy to win too. he's certainly more fun to watch than jackson.

>>151319493
LMAO, true actually.

>>151319428
kek

>>151319518
don't be friggin racist outside of b

>>151319514
if hues lose all fights it just means that Shartles will pull off a legendary comeback in the main event

>>151319482
haha shit right on

Alberto Barbojak

>>151319435
Rihanna is based, you're gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXmF4GbA86E

>>151319410
>>151319410

I wasnt there to watch prime aldo and have that oldhead mentality for me is a dude that's kind of an ass for the Bolsanaro thing and lost to every other FW champ and then to a bunch of other people and people say he was outside of his prime in every lost he had in the UFC

BURAZIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>151319524
How many people do you live with and how much is the rent, though? Lol.

>>151319558
I'm high AF rn lol and am a grown adult

>>151319524
website looks like its from 2003

Pictures of my dinner incoming

It's time for portugal to pay the gold that they stole us

>>151319551
Fraudo picked his music well. That slop is fitting for a bum.

>>151319324
>randomly brings up americans
obsessed

for HW this is actually kind of a fun matchup

>>151319593
finders keepers

>>151319593
That fat bum is going to sleep

>>151319593
Mario Pinto is better than Diniz

>véio da Havan in Diniz corner
What the fuck is he doing there, brazilbros?

do NOT look up hd photos of ring girl jenny

>>151319593
they spent it all
HAHAHA

>>151319567
I live with my family in Westchester in a 3000 sq ft home with no mortgage or other liens
>>151319588
so what, they get the best shit and you don't get to get it whenever you want

what takeaway im lil bit ganna get brazzas?
chinkies and chippies are all closed so its either the brazzas for a kebab or the romanians for a pizza

>>151319615
he owns everything in Santa Catarina, probably Diniz too.

Brazilbros, who is the crowd chanting tomar no cu ?to

these two are race swapped

that girl was hot, holy

>>151319645
get kebab brazza
maybe a cheeky chips and cheese on the side
you deserve it

>>151319645
Real halal shit, G.

>>151319636
>I live with my family in Westchester in a 3000 sq ft home with no mortgage or other liens
Based, keep it up as long as you can.

>>151318236 (OP)

Why is it that for all other weight divisions, they're so strict with weight and even 1 or 2 lbs over is seen as a cardinal sin, but for the HW they're like, fuck it weigh whatever you want? I don't get it

>>151319683
why do you keep posting this like it proves some kind of shattering point? very petty and obsessive behavior

I thnk the crowd is swearing the president or brazil

>>151319645
Which ethnicity is fatter there? Pick that one

Two fat fucks.

the norms in these streamchats tell the worst fucking jokes nonstop

if you let someone get into crucifix position you should be cut

Totall brapzilian humililation toady

bit gay innit bruv

Is reddit down?

>>151319705
worked

>>151319636
you dont see many website with that look anymore, pretty retro

Oil check that nigga

Holy fuck Diniz escaped the arm ripping position

10-8 Pinto

Hues made of rubber

This pinto guy should be fighting Walker

least gay mma fight

>pinto is gassy
there's a pun there

TOTAL BRAZILIAN DEATH AVERTED

>>151319718
that’s why they’re regional tier not heem tier

>>151319693
I surely will. I will never rent in my life. in fact, we will be buying a rental property soon. once I get engaged, we'll all move into a bigger home
the funny thing is white Americans are just starting to realize this. however, they will invariably branch off as soon as they can because most families can't seem to stand one another and see it as some kind of failure for an intergenerational family to support one another forever

big boys lookin gassy

>>151319770
pinto beans
brraaap

This audience... Fucking disgusting monkeys

>>151319705
It’s funny how a country so obsessed with it’s Muslim doctrine indulged in the distillation of one of the poisons it claims to forbid.

so kino almost as good as merab daddy

>>151319793
KEEP THE SCUM IN LINE
HUMANITY

holy fuck cut both of these fat retards nobody cares about this shit

>>151319793
Not cool man. Not cool.

fat faggots

>>151319797
I doubt "the country" "indulges." You're just exhibiting selective bias about shit that doesn't matter because you're a mean-spirited weirdo.

Alberto Barbosa beating this hue up

come on mexicope…ankalaev just lost, there’s no need to rub it in. they wouldn’t do it to you

>>151319793
Are you a petista scum?

>>151319797
It's not a theocracy you fat retard, you can buy alcohol in any country with a muzzie majority

>>151319847
I just hate cariocas

Diniz is fucking trash

I have it 20-16 Diniz

Someone give me a genuine answer, why is HW so flushed? I’m guessing because of these reasons
>there just aren’t that many big people
>big people go into other sports (NFL, rugby etc)
>its hard to find sparring partners
Any others?

This is what Gane will do to Asspisstranny

>>151319853
i mean, he'd be kinda retarded to stand and bang with a former kickboxer that's known for having no takedown defense

>>151319651
'Ei português...'. Piece of shit crowd as usual.

>>151319793
I won't mind if Gamrot wins tonight honestly. It's what this crowd deserves.

HEEEEM KWABBY

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem tko'y

HEEM QUITTYYYYYYY

KWAB

>>151319858
Lots of the alcohol production in the caucus has shut down due to threats from islamists

heem stoppy lol

TOTAL

HUE

DEATH

Imagine grappling at heavyweight. Imagine being named after this shit heep. Cut both of these bums.

>>151319846
kek

Pinto is based, stop hating

>>151319873
it's also a matter of no one (except for the biggest guys) having to put effort into getting in shape to cut weight. these guys are probably eating like shit all the time.

smdh

>>151319873
>>big people go into other sports (NFL, rugby etc)
This is pretty much it. You can make 800k per year minimum signing in the NFL vs whatever pittance pooFC pays.

is this going to be another canada situation?

England wins again

lmao the crowd

NO MORE UFC RIO
DONT EVER COMEBACK
CANCEL UFC RIO 2026 IMMEDIATELY

>>151319873
If you're big enough for heavyweight and athletic, you have to be a complete retard to not make it in some other sport.

>>151319873
You have to be a certain height with a certain build for HW and the UFC pays like shit so we just get fat fucks that can only swing overhand rights.

>>151319929
Remember when the Rio crowd ghosted Glover's retirement? lmao

>>151319919
yeah, until dana starts upping the pay less and less people will choose to get into MMA and that's most evident at heavyweight

>>151319823
It’s perfectly logical to assume that, if they’re producing it, a part of the population is also consuming it. That said I honestly don’t care as many classical Muslim poets have written eulogies about wine and banquets and such and I don’t begrudge them for it.

>>151319919
>You can make 800k per year minimum signing in the NFL vs whatever pittance pooFC pays
And yet Lane and Hardy went to MMA, complete brainlets (probably from all of those hits)

>>151319929
shut up tranny

4 Remain. All picked Joel Alvarez

>>151319873
People don't usually mess with the 6"6' 250 lbs guy. Tough to develop that dawg.

>>151319873
The weight limit. The best fighter in the World will be some big athletic freak who can't cut to within 100lbs of 265.

>>151319873
If you're a genetic monster like Asspainal is who is both tall, heavy and fast, you will do a better paying sport. Look at Jon's brazzas, both went into NFL, he probably would have done the same if he wasn't a leglet.

Crowd seething is kino. It's a good opportunity for the foreign guy to make a name for hilsemf (Colby, Bryan Battle)

>>151319962
Christ

>>151319823
they are drinking it nigga muslims are the biggest fakes on earth, they gamble, drink and fuck dudes in the ass

>Sorry brother I don't speak english
Kek

>>151319962
Uh oh. Wash incoming

hw is a joke of a division

>>151319962
the heem forum doesn't seem to be too smart when it comes to predicting fights

>>151319952
cite a single "classical Muslim poet" who has written about the consumption of wine or any other form of alcohol

>>151319962
0 will remain

kek why are the hues hating on this nigga

>i don't know nothing about jiu jitsu
B-b-beast of a prodigy

>sorry, bro. i don't speak english
didn't the plate before the fight say he's from london?

>>151319997
I forgot to mention I was picking the losers

>coach spoke english in the corner
>sorry brazza i dont speak english

>>151319999
Nobody worth listening to can name even one muslim poet.

>i don't know anything about BJJ
>*here is your brown belt*

this nigga was lying

>>151320019
>>151320021
lmao Pinto definitely speaks fluent English

is this a joke?

pinto is boyed

He's a bruv?

Wait this nigga is from England wtf kek

>I can't speak english
>speaks perfect english
kek

BONGBROS WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>showing love for the crowd
What a bitch. Thought he was gonna tell everyone to tomar no cú

What the fuck why did he pretend he didn't speak English kek

bruv

>I don't know as a gimmick
genius almost as good as smiling

Piss status?

this dude is hilarious lmao

>i don't speak english
>oi m8 where's me tea?

>>151320018
His BBC knocks in Tomala’s back doors I’m afraid

>>151319962
fuck you diniz

BINGO BANGO BONGO BISH BASH BOSH

>>151319999
Abu Nuwas, one of the most famous muslim poets known for 1001 nights, wrote wine poems (khamriyyat) as well as homoerotic poems

>>151320019
he lied kek

'Bosh' is essentially the English version of Chama

JUST GET THE NEXT FIGHT GOING, FUCK

>>151320044
He wanted to suck up to the crowd by speaking their language

CHAMA MY BRUVS

pinto got character

cheeky little booger

Bonglish is not English confirmed

>>151320063
kek

Bing bang bosh CHAMA

>>151319999
Omar Khayyam and Ibn Arabi come to my mind. But there are many more, I even have a poetic anthology of it.

I just lost $1000 because I bet on that fight being under 2.5 lol, I hope pinto gets shanked outside the arena

>>151320064
I know a Hijabi girl who reads a lot of Yaoi

Do you think Jon Anik wears a diaper?

>>151320044
>I don't speak english bro, just portuguese portuguese
>proceeds to speak fluent english 3 minutes later with a London accent
I like Mario

CHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Boyed, this guy is based.

HECKIN CHAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mommy

10 minutes until vicente luque dies

I think they should try to not get hit by the opponent if they want to win

>aviator shirt
Poatan is such a mercenary, ffs

>>151320019
>implying they speak english in london

>>151320097
She’s basically one of us

>jj in the crowd
she gives me weird boners bros

>>151319962
Bring it on Burgers

CHAMA

Man, Joana SHSXHSHXSHXHS is every fucking where

Thread moving surprisingly fast

>>151320023
If there’s one thing that Muslims excelled at, it’s poetry and literature.

Poopque death time

Wait so Alvarez is officially going up to WW? I actually think that division suits him better

JOANNA

>>151320112
You from /asp/?

I have this fantasy of Joanna molesting me as a child. I don't know what it is about her, she's not even particularly attractive. She just has this quality that tells me she would molest me as a child and that's pretty hot.

>>151320099
No he got his ass sewn shut

Imagine if every brazilian on the main card loses lol, how angry would rio thugs be?

do they just send joanna jedrzejczyk to every heem event so her volumtious breasts can be on screen?

Arman's son vs Belal's son

poopoo peepee

Luque and Figgy are dying soon.

>>151320064
cite the verse or line where consumption is mentioned
>>151320087
Ibn Arabi, huh? let's see it. cite a line or verse
Khayyem's reputation is overblown compared to Avicenna, Ibn Arabi, Rumi, etc. - but go ahead and cite a line or verse where they are physically imbibing alcohol

things like mentions of "wine jugs" and such are metaphors for form and meaning
t. taking graduate course on Sufist philosophy and objectively know more than all of you combined

>>151320161
peepee poopoo poopoo

so I pay for espn+ like a good goy and I can't even access the ufc fights anymore? what the fuck. where is it officially streaming on?

>>151320139
He always belonged there, the guy must have been absolutely killing himself to make 155

Luque is going to die in the ring. BASED

Total Hue Death is happening as a price for the PoaGod blood magic last week, sorry huebruvs

Hows the score of Brazil vs World tonight?

>>151320157
she's at every event a Polish fighter fights at, last time she was there for Wikłacz.

Unless my misses has blown me that morning before work i flirt with every decent woman i come across

anyone else just a piece of shit? cant help it tho without tht electricity what else is there to life?

>>151320137
Their language is disgusting to listen to. It sounds like somebody hacking up flem.

MOMMY MILKERS

Oliveira's fit:

AWOOGA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA

>>151320186
Nah, the main event losing streak was the sacrifice.

>>151320178
>japan
espn + isn't available outside the USA, should have read the TOS. lol
sorry bro, look up freestreams or east for free streams

>>151320189
5-3 for brazil, but the last 3 fights were all foreigner wins

>>151320206
Chandler's chin paid for these

>Gayrot has no wife or kids
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>151320206
imagine letting your wife dress up like this, shamefull and unchristian, gamrot would never.

>>151320186
imagine the power of ritual needed to overpower Ali's one

>>151320199
Arabic is like Chinese, it sounds really nice when singing, but the everyday spoken version is audio sandpaper

>>151320224
he is a gamer, after all

>>151320224
wrestlers tend to only have sex with men

based Alvarez time. wish he was still at LW though
>>151320224
he has both. in fact, there was a hilarious moment in KSW where he beat up Norman Parke and then made him apologize in the stadium on the mic right after the fight to his family for insulting them to sell the fight

How long would fighters spend in a sauna during fight week? Would be fucken intense. After 20 mins I’m done

>>151320213
oh I didn't even realize that lol. that makes sense. guess I need to find a stream now

any nerds in here can tell me if this pc would run BF6 at 140 fps on a 1080p screen?

https://www.overclockers.co.uk/ocuk-gaming-mach-1.1-ryzen-5600-rtx-5060-pre-built-gaming-pc-fs-pb14-ep.html

Pooque will be finally be flushed down the Till tonight.

>copying Poolia's walkout
Lame and gay

>>151320224
Why would you make your little kids fly to brazil to watch you beat up people at the beginning of a school year?

>playing Ilia's theme after Charles entered the building
Fucking Kek

>>151320199
why are the french given a pass on that?

alvarez is based, i'm still kinda angry that he had to pull out of the fight vs BSD

>>151320178
It will be on Paramount+ in a few months, they parted from the ESPN deal. Can't you access it through a UFC fight Pass?

Luque's only losses in the UFC were to black opponents. Alvarez is done

>>151320256
It will 100% run it no problem

>>151320264
>>151320260
Alvarez used this song before

fuck these cliche ass walkout songs man. what makes these niggas think that picking the most eye rolling song for the context is a good idea?

Why isn't charles do zog wearing the kabbalah robes tonight?

luque? more like l'gay

>>151320265
They aren't.

>>151320274
Is Alvarez not black?

>>151320265
parce que

Heidi Androl is no longer hot enough for TV.

Alvarez gonna style or is Luque gonna pull out some veteran shit?

>>151320274
spaniards are black in soul

>>151320291
Walkout songs don't belong to who used them first, they belong to who made them iconic. Anybody who walks out to Run This Town is gonna be seen as ripping off Aldo

>>151320302
Post your walk out music

>>151320256
140fps...it would easily do 60 1080p. But a mere 5600 and a 5060 and you want 144fps? On what? Max settings? All low? Maybe all low with some medium mixed in.

>>151320239
>Arabic is like Chinese, it sounds really nice when singing
DEPORT.

>>151320256
cuk gaming kek

ALVAREZ WILL BE BE FRAUD CHECKED

>>151320274
Stephen "Wonderblack" Thompson

I’m thinking Cantonese > Mandarin off hearing them

accidentally ordered for collection now i have to miss Puque getting heemed to get my scran

>>151320208
Brazilians can somehow consistently pull off that look thoughbeit

You now remember when this was booked last year

One more brazilian loss and i will cry myself to sleep

>>151320186
Charles/Figgy can still win, because the blood gods will be fully appeased once Luque's brain explodes in a burst of blood

>>151320339
you joking? almost a thousand quid and wont do 140fps at 1080p?? fuck it just getting a ps5 then for 400 quid

>>151320338
Merab took it back then unfortunately.

>>151320373
what happened to it?

>>151319955
>Lane
NFL dropout, draft bust that couldn't stay in the NFL after his first contract expired
>Hardy
Got pushed out of the NFL after he couldn't kick his addiction of beating his gf, got blackballed by the league

You're retarded unfortunately

Alv ain't ready for this head movement

>>151320256
on a 1080 screen? Should do

>ryzen 5 5600 still consumer standard
I haven't been paying attention to computers for years at this point but I guess AMD just peaked

>>151320392
Diaz' family stepped in.

People forget, man. Prime Luque was a different kind of beast. He went life, and death, with THE Bryan Barberena.

>>151320373
nick would've zeemed

>>151320392
wasn't that when nick was filmed looking fucked up on the grass next to the road somewhere?

Luque's physic looking like shit.

>>151320404
he should have fought, ufc just should have been prepared to cancel the fight if he didn't make weight like they should have cancelled the lawler one

>Uh, vai morrer
>entire main card is brasil fighters getting fucked in the ass

>>151320401
he's been training with jeff molina

>>151320401
Youd know about head monement...specificaly up an down...

>>151320416
gave the Platinum Prince free rhinoplasty too
also heemed Randy Brown and Belal dead
he was very good
then again, not sure why I'm replying to you when you've been lame enough to spend 6 hours bitching about the UFC while refusing to leave the thread

Belal Muhammad destroyed this bum

That's what I would refer to as an "ocular heeming"

that was legal

>>151320460
who?

>>151320451
thank you

Legal strike

HEEEM EYEY

>>151320385
Well, the 5060 is like 10-15% faster than the recommended 3060TI. And the 5600 ryzen is between min and rec CPU. You want 144fps, you probably need a 5800x3D cpu and a xx70 series if you really want to enjoy 144 with some good graphics.

>>151320460
Belal remember the GOAT Muhammad would destroy all these bums.

What kind of ONE tier shit is this lol

WTF BRAZIL THAT'S A TKO

did Luque just lose since he went down and it was legal?

Brazilian ref

NO ERA

what a fucking pussy, fight should be over he quit

nice """sport"""

>>151320497
Nobody wants to see a fight end like that

>>151320458
THE Randy Brown, and THE Bumlal Bumhammed? WOWIE ZOWIE

that counts as an eye poke
source: me

kek
KEK

wtf? that was completely legal though..

Joe scared to travel screams pussy

ref riggy for the favela monkey

>>151320519
you realize you're a miserable person, right? it's sad

>>151320256
I have a 4070ti super + 5700x3d. I get about 120-140fps at 1440p on a medium settings + ultra textures

>>151320396
Didn't ask faggot

>>151320491
>Well, the 5060 is like 10-15% faster than the recommended 3060TI

How can a GPU 2 generations newer only be 10-15% faster what the fuck?

That shit was a tko

Alvarez is a dirty fighter, shoved his entire thumb inside luque's eye
He should be jailed

>>151320588
Would you say that Alvarez's thumb colonized Luque's eye?

>>151320213
>freestreams

thx bro, now I can watch mma, hehe. have an unrelated pic.

just fake an eye poke everytime you get rocked

Legalize eyepokes

>>151320557
>medium settings + ultra textures
Grim, but to be expected from current games. Good rig you got, though.
>>151320563
They went all in on DLSS and market GPU speed with said DLSS enabled... All official nvidia comparisons with older GPUs is a bona fide scam.

Didn't Luke won his last fight by sub? Why is he only striking with this doo?

I like spaniards bro theyre so good natured idk how to put it they remind me of my parents

>>151320500
it may have been a legal strike thrown but a thumb hooking the eye is a poke and i'm glad it wasn't ended. a slap is a legal strike and could potentially rake the eyes as well. this is a sick fight on paper.
>>151320588
the ol thumb out hook

>>151320497
>>151320500
>>151320513
>>151320515
>>151320549
>>151320571
it's a slippery slope. where is the bright line between an innocuous timeout that gets reverted as soon as the replay shows it was a legal strike vs. a TKO because someone thought they got poked or whatever and disengaged? it would be hard to draw distinctions because we see it happen fairly often, and it would not be good for the consumer experience for fights to frequently end in such anticlimactic fashion
best thing to do is just restart the fight as quickly as possible unless the other guy is like rolling around on the ground and unable to get up or whatever. or like Weidman/Mousasi where he basically he couldn't continue. if the fighter is mistaken but can continue, it should go

>>151320619
no he got tapped out by Poolland

>>151320609
Derrick Lewis tries it every fight with little success

>let me speak
OH HE'S MAD

>>151320311
>>151320311
>>151320311
>>151320311

LET ME SPEAK

Mike cannot let it go

>>151320553
This is literally me whenever Dana announces new fights. Stop projecting on me, chud.

Your opponent can't get a takedown if you take yourself down first

Bisping is MALDING

>>151320638
shut up loser

>>151320657
nope

MMA guru shills Luque hard and claims his underrated btw

>>151320670
you can be as sophistic as you want, anon. it's not a good way to live and you'll regret the way you waste your time when you're older

Hes killing him tho

Shithousery aside, Joel kinda sucks.

>>151320553
Turn your monitor on.

12-6 elbow to the THIGH

real thread
>>151320719

>>151320684
be a big boy and address the conversation

luque is dogshit

Luque is trying to gas him out Homer simpson style

>>151320657
Someone make another thread, not joining shrimpcunt's thread

>>151320740
i genuinely didn't read

>>151320727
based non shrimp thread

>>151320658
fckn lmao bro, W answer xD xD

>2 Mexicans in a boring fight
Man i hate this new ufc