Thread 151322503

tick tock kylian

>>151322503 (OP)
any statpadder in the era of nashuns league and current format of qualifiers will have it easier
this dude just got 10 G/A in 2 games vs Israel and Finland lol

>>151322962
funny when penaldo do it against micronations for the past 15 years nobody bats an eye but when goatland start doing it latinx start seething for some reason

>>151322689
>Player: Heung-min Son
>Nation: Turkiye

>>151323585
Heungminoglu

Why does GOATnaldo make people seethe?

>>151323585
he's pretty much married to Hakan Calhanoglu since the Hamburg days

>>151322503 (OP)
This causes Latino-Xoid seethe

European national team goals are all irrelevant outside of major tournaments

>>151323115
>No one bats an eye

Not sure about that one

>>151325748

pissi fags dont count as humans

>>151322503 (OP)
He will beat most of Cristianos goal records but they will change the offside rule at some point in the next 5 years so it will all be asterisk
>>151322689
I've started to love Haaland just for fulfilling my anti turtle agenda

>>151322503 (OP)
norway has 2 big white targetmen and odegaard is world class midfielder

>>151328966
>odegaard is world class midfielder
Let's not go that far.

>>151323585
>Hakan Sükür
>South Korea

Your nuts are peanuts compared to deez nutz.

>>151322962
>this dude just got 10 G/A in 2 games vs Israel and Finland lol
If it's so easy to hammer Israel by 5 goals then why has it only happened 15 times in all their 528 matches? Why have a bunch of teams that are higher rated than Norway struggled against them in the past 2 years? Anyone pretending Israel are some San Marino-tier shitter are delusional. You can count all the players who've scored a hat-trick against them in the past 100 years on one hand.

manlets always on the goat's nutsack

>>151332132
Because the brown man doesn't like it when a non-brown man does good.

When brown man does good = good
When white man does good = not good

Brown man only like when brown man does good, because brown man looks like brown man, which is a good thing for brown man.

>>151325037
I don't think so

>>151331735
PENALDOOOO xD

>>151331735
*Saves his penalty*

Nothin' personnell

>>151322962
Yes exactly and still Ronaldo is behind.

>>151332132
Averaging over 1 goal per game for the Norwegian NT is. Most post-war strikers could do 1 in 3 if they were lucky

>>151322962
.

>>151332355
to be fair, he only began statpadding against micronations post 2014, I still remember when Portugal nearly crashed out of the 2014 world cup when they finished below russia

>>151331470
Ha-Kansu Kur

There is a lot o goals in this era but this is actually realy impressive, insane numbers

some danish grandpa did it better

>>151322503 (OP)
the shitnaldo mythos is falling apart no more stepovers edition

Ronaldo only turned into a statpadder when he got to Real Madrid. Before that he played for 7 years as a winger or until 24 years old. Retarded to compare them at this stage.

>>151338435
seems like a cherry picked stat to me, a bit disingenuous.
look at his important goals, the one's in WC knockout games. how many of those were against shit tier teams like lithuania/luxemboug?
that's right, NONE.

>>151331735
To be fair on the guy, the more time you spend on something the more likely you are to fuck up.

Ever heard of the saying
>the difference between a beginner and a veteran is that the veteran has failed more times than the beginner has even tried

haaland is still almost useless in big games.
but it's not a knock on his ability. it's just his role is easy to mark out of a match.

he has really taken it up a level this season so i'm hoping that'll change.

>>151332355
brutal

>>151322503 (OP)
it activates my almonds

rolando's pointless records already vanishing

>>151352636
Was gonna say this, Ronaldo only became a pure goalscorer after Mourinho arrived at RM and he moved closer and closer to the box each year. Haaland essentially started his career as post-injury Ronaldo. Not that it matters because they're both statpadders anyway.

>>151355474
>post-injury Ronaldo
I'm tired of this meme

>>151355542
Injury or not, he became more and more like a striker each year at RM and by the end he basically was one. Haaland has always been one.

By the end of his career his ugly albino mug will be associated with every goal scoring record and the thirdie seethe will be eternal.

> regression era football
absolutely meaningless, that goes for both these shitrers. they're not even fit to tie Flonaldo's boots

Erlel Laaland isn't even better than Patson Daka no matter how gifted goal he has because US-led FIFA has an agenda to shill him.

>>151355608
yes because that's how he could keep up with messi

>>151331735
kek what a bitch

>>151322503 (OP)
tbf Ronaldo played as a winger back in the day(not a midfielder don't get excite)

>>151355787
Arabs and nafris love moornaldo cos he looks like them. Remember when he was tanning like a lunatic and i was like you dont really need to tan you shitskin.

It's impressive but you have to remember that Norway doesn't get into the big competitions so all of their games are against shit small nations.

now post the goals on elimination brackets

>>151366527
>shit small nations
Yeah, exactly, like Norway
Norway was seeded as the worst team in Pot 2 for this World Cup qualifier and if they qualify they'll be in Pot 3 at the World Cup
It is easier for a great striker to score more goals for a team seeded in Pot 1 in all qualifiers/group stages as every team you face will be considerably weaker
Portugal scored 36 goals in their last EURO qualifier playing against Slovakia, Bosnia, Iceland, Luxembourg and Liechtenstein
Norway scored 14 goals playing Spain, Scotland, Georgia and Cyprus
It's in the qualifiers and friendlies the bulk of any players total international goals come
For example, 46 out of Rooney's 53 goals were scored in qualifiers and friendlies (87%)
Only 21 of his 120 matches (17.5%) and 7 of his 53 goals (13%) were at the World Cup and EURO

Haaland has so far scored against all Top 25 ranked teams he's played against apart from #1 seeded Spain (0 goals in 1 match)
>Italy (1G/1M)
>Netherlands (1G/1M)
>Denmark (1G/1M + another controversial disallowed goal by VAR, .webm related)
>Austria (2G/3M)
>Serbia (1G/3M)
>Scotland (1G/1M)
>Sweden (4G/3M)

He will be playing in League A of Nations League next year with Norway in Pot 3 so there will be plenty of strong opposition

>>151353176
Scored against Arsenal

Haaland has been the UEFA nations league Group B top scorer 3 times in a row
In the 24-25 Ronaldo was the group A top scorer with 8 goals while Haaland scored 7 goals in group B

>>151338435
Ronaldo's last 10 goals are
>Croatia
>Scotland
>2x Poland
>Denmark
>Germany
>Spain
>Armenia
>Hungary

Haaland's last 10
>Estonia
>Finland
>5x Moldova
>3x the zionist entity

>>151372542
You're not helping

>>151322962
The average level of opposition in the Nations League is objectively higher than the average level of opposition in the international friendlies they replaced. Plus all these micronations and the pointless qualification matches against them existed when Ronaldo was playing. The fact is that Haaland is mogging Penaldo hard.

>>151332210
Norway are shit. Nothing to do with race, you virgin. You've had Haaland and Ole. That's it. Your entire contribution to football historically.

>>151379317
brown mald

Cristiano never had a midfielder in portugal like odegaard

>>151373362
whatever, Haaland's ratio is insane, and it's not like Norway is a powerhouse (yet)

>>151322503 (OP)
>Haaland did it with a weaker team than Ronaldi
This person doesn't remember Portugal's team before current year

>>151338435
>the liquidator of lithuania
>the lacerator of luxemburgo

>>151322503 (OP)
excuse is ronaldo wasn't a in box striker for half his career

>>151322689
Why does Korea have a Turkroach?

>>151382846
Both nations are connected through ancient Turanic forebears.

>>151322503 (OP)
i don't care about football at all, just know that our national team will find some way to choke, even with haaland
it's the headline of our news every world cup, then everyone goes back to pretending to like skiing