Thread 151323567

Hockey Night in Canada edition.
/hoc/vious: >>151319047

go stars

Just took a foul marner

Feeling let down for the first of many times this season

>>151323629
we don't call it that anymore

>>151323567 (OP)
clubbies

kaprizov scores... doubters you were saying?

My Sensies are getting fucked :(

>>151323564
I think you meant to write "you piece of Marner".

this is a rare authenticated pepe please do not share

>>151323640
don't worry lad only ~80 more of these to go

>>151323693
True we call those that here.

>>151323629
shut that shit down you're gonna make me Matthews

My >rags

>>151323693
>>151323655
>>151323629
whos the bad guy here?

>>151323567 (OP)
Thread theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=npUUMCjwDWQ

>>151323698
maybe it's cause I grew up in the TCG boom of the late 90s/early 00s but I never understood the appeal of collecting sports trading cards

>>151323743
The Vegas simp trying to fight a one man culture war

>>151323743
i'm the bad guy :)

SCAAAAARRRRRR!!

This Cates line is carrying this Flyers team tonight

>>151323773
Unmitigated autism

t. Sports cards enjoyer

Holy hell have you guys been to southern Ontario recently it’s like the walking dead with all the fentanyl zombies walking around.

My penguins are tanking for McKenna (:

Just won the over bet bros

Holy hell nobody asked

>>151323773
Buying cheap cards and filling up binders with your weird little cardboard guys is cool but it's very obvious that the entire "hobby" is propped up by deranged gambling addicts ruining their lives

>>151323819
i have a full set of like 1995 mid level upper decker in perfect condition somewhere in my house, do you think its worth anything?

>>151323859
don't spend it all in one place, stud

Noodles on Overdrive called this a trap game for the laffs.

>>151323820
>have you guys been to Ontario
no

>matthews without marner

lmao

Bruins comedy show with the empty net

>>151323820
Just like Philadelphia, the home of the Flyers.

Congrats (You) faggot
>>151323174

of course bruins cant score open net for to beat the +1.5

#YAnon #TrustThePlan #PatriotsInCommand

>>151323820
i live near a government drug giving facility in quebec
dont need to travel far

>>151323629
>when the marner tickles the hemorrhoids

>>151323924
What's stopping someone from taking a syringe of it and giving them all ODs?

>>151323820
how she goin', eh?
never seen so many homeless people as the night i made an excursion into windsor

lol kuraly gets the empty

>>151323859
>Gambling
eww

>>151323897
Probably not unironically

>>151323977
didn't you hear about the narcan attacks? people go up to the zombies and spray them and ruin their high

my wingies :)

>>151323928
oops , guess they can lol

>>151324016
based

Yzerplan status: back on track

Too many penalties.

BUILD
THE
WALL

>>151323924
I have shitty members of my family who live there today

>>151323977
backward thinking these people have any value to anything other than drug dealers

>>151324016
>>151324072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YA8JNzbvzk

>>151323859
thanks for buying me beer kitties

>>151324016
Sounds fun until you get stabbed

Have some sympathy you people are monsters. They’re people too.

Bruins are elite

Garytime in Raleigh canesbros we got the extra point

>>151324120
what were the odds like if you bet 30 dollars on gay instead?

toronto may have dropped their marner but they are still stinky

stars scaaaaaaaaaaaaar

my avies :(

hahaha boo him. you dont even have the lung capacity for that

OVERTIME???

the wings CREAMED the >laffs

sick pass

My kitties are doing great and no one on /sp/ cares

>>151324118
>"but now there are reports that it's being used... for harm"
SNAPPING A DRUG FIEND OUT OF THEIR TRIP IS NOT "HARM"
I HATE NEOLIBERAL CONSENT-OBSESSED SOCIETY

Mat Barzal predicted this

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

No matter the outcome of this game my canesies will have a 100% points percentage

I love gambling thank you Gary

>Leafs lose
>Sens lose
>Habs struggling against the Hawks
EasternCanadabros...

kitties win meow meow

One Garytime started and another one on its way.

>>151324306
incorrect

>>151324335
Gary’s genius is truly unparalleled

>>151324254
i care

>>151324321
10 persons didnt buy a jersey and/or a ministick
2234 viewers are illegally streaming games

MY FLYERS!!!!!!

>>151324346
retard they got 2 points against the devils and they have the garypoint now

Hawks remembered at the last second they were supposed to tank

ET

LE

FUCKING

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT 15 SECS LEFT

CHIMPS OUT

BIBBY BRONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ET LE BUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

bittersweet victory desu, habs did not deserve this win

Blackhawks SUCK

ET LE BUUUUUT

lol no that's not goalie interference Andersen you dumb fuck
you just slid out of your position
you fucked up

Allez habs allez

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
Marchenko again!

Canadians take the lead with 15 seconds left

Over/under on Hutson’s lame little head fakes?

>>151324440
Better than blowing it in OT

scaaaaaaaar marchenko again

sweet victory desu, habs deserved this win

RIGGED

mischief afoot

please just let this be over that was the worst 3 on 3 ive ever seen

>>151324469
Ya they mind controlled that bhawkz dman into gaolie interference

power of frenship is so BACK!!

>>151324448
>actually it's no goal
bro I'm a caniac and that's some fucking refpuck

I mean there's been plenty of that both ways with how much shit went uncalled (and how dogshit the linesmen have been) but still that's fucking inexcusable

THANK YOU REFFIES MY GREATEST ALLY

>>151324469
waaaah my team lost so its le rigged!

Hans win :)

Flylels were on the brink of a victory

>10 Montreal PPs
Has Gary chosen his new favorite?

>>151324522
This but unironically

Gary just robbed the flyers absolute horseshit

that call's bullshit but i'll take it

>>151324522
it is rigged anon

lmao thanks for the bail out gary

our Habbies :)

Andersen initiated that contact but I'm happy the retarded anti-hockey bald fraud Tocchet doesn't get a win, yet.

GAGNER

flyers got fooked lol

CANES WIN!!!
\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\

>Habs needed 10 PPs to barely edge out the lowly Blackhawks
How do you say fraudulent in French?

>>151323567 (OP)
kek imagine losing at your 100th birthday party

>randys struggling with the flylels
KWAB

dude this is completely fucked
what a horrendous fucking call
my canesies absolutely should have lost this game

THANK YOU REFFIES THANK YOU GARY MY CANESIES WILL NEVER FORGET YOU

>>151324589
fraudulent unironically

SURGE UP!

almost knight time bro's

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

gg flylels
you got fucked on that call but at least you got 1 point I guess

good guys of hockey win, aka habs

>>151323567 (OP)
Happy Birthday black cocks kekwab

I'M SURGING

>>151324599
at least you are honest randy

>>151324589
Habs

Habs fans are immensely retarded and insufferable. Fucking parasites living off the dole letting Haitians running their shithole city

goals:
Rempe - 1
McDavid - 0
thoughts?

Draftkings said my canesies lost the game which is untrue, they shall be hearing from my attorneys

>>151324589
Les fraudulant

>>151324692
if we don't have honesty we don't have anything

>>151324732
Im thinking Arby's

>>151324717
>letting Haitians running their shithole city
critical mistype

>>151324756
I mean >we did lose the game. the refs just decided that finish didn't work for them brother and changed the script

*mute*

>>151324810
high t women are the biggest victims of the tranny plague

copey bros... dylan is winning...

>>151324795
Nah. Retard. Your city’s entire identity is catering to retarded Haitians dictating policy

>>151324810
When did Neil Young transition?

Islanders season is already over bros :(

>>151324756
Hi, I'm a famous attorney who specializes in betting crimes. I'd be happy to represent you

>>151324846
cope knights haven't started yet

>>151324810
Maybe if you listened Sweden wouldn't have 0 gold medals in Women's ice hockey at the Olympics.

>>151324867
When they inducted CSN without him

>>151324810
Cope she's a gem

>>151324898
>Women's ice hockey
do you hear yourself faggot

>>151324846
I don’t even have an issue with Copey at this point. One sided feud. He’s the T-Swift to my Olivia Rodrigo.

I hope the krakies beat the knighties tonight just because it would be funny

*drinks water*
Stay hydrated bros!

>>151324911
She's cold as ice,
willing to sacrifice

Beyond thrilled to Experience some Vancouver Canucks Hockey on Hockey Night In Canada.

>>151324898
>0 gold medals in Women's ice hockey at the Olympics
That means as much to me as 0 gold medals in Women's breakdancing at the Olympics

heh

who all's still undefeated as of right now?

>>151325059
Not my Sensies :(

>no Skinner
Edmonton has this

NECAS SCAAAARRRRRRRR

my starsies :(

SCAAARRRR NECAS

my avies! :)
necas!

Based Bichsel.

my starsies :(

:)

tyler foli scored

>>151325158
>>151325179
same fag

Canucks need to gap up on McDavid

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Werenski!

JUST

scarrrrrr werenski :)

>WHAT A HIT
>clearly boarding

feeling sleepy so I think I'll hit the hay

i cant watch ashley's game because its on BIG10 network and not flohockey and i got flohockey to watch them . wtf nothing is fair fuck hockey

>>151325255
Good night sweetheart

>>151325230
>dallas tendies
KEK

>>151325255
The hay is in the barn

Hard to believe Oiler fans have had to listen to this fat retard commentator throughout the peak of McDavids career.

fight

I need a webm of the Stars fan throwing punches.

I hope Bichsel go ballistic on Makar.

>>151325276
shes retarded anyway

Rocked my goodness

Marchenko hatty :)

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
MARCHENKO HAT TRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finna rub the benus and sleep so smell you later /hoc/

>>151325301
Nice left hook by the Dallas player

Ted chads

Scratch a shitlib, and a Habs fan bleeds

scratch me and i'll tear up and sniffle

>remove gaudreau
>win
rmmt

the teds would practically be a dynasty if it wasnt for sean higgins

>>151325470
Flames did this too

>>151325417
about to rub mine as well ._.)/\(._.

?

>>151325417
Sleep tight <3

teds should be 2-0 but they got goaliebabbied

>>151325443
Shouldn't this be the other way around? I'm a libchad and even taking a pessimistic view, there are clearly way more of us than there are Habs fans

malinski back on the right, makar occasionally playing left

Ducks are having an exciting season with the sloppy seconds of rags

>>151325530
>>151325417
you just added 2 seasons to the rebuild of your team pervs

from my point of view the edmonton oilers are evil

SCARRRRRRR
brindleys first goal!

>>151325559
Had a goal taken away on a bs goalie interference too

dylan bros...

SCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRINDLEY

FIRST NHL GOAL

stars bros wtf is happening???

scarred on by ryan reaves lmao!

my avies!! :))
brindley's first NHL goal!

>>151325443
what's wrong with walkable cities and public transit?

my sharkies :)

reaves and rempe goals on the same night

my jackies need to stop taking so many benuldies

it's rigged against the nucks

goal

>>151325695
Is that why they wouldnt redeem the Edmonton goal?

Why’s McDavid always down on the ice?

Is trb just on here 24/7?

>>151325715
they did that to trick people into thinking it's not rigged

>>151325718
3 wins in a row for the kitties

I love being the bad guys of /hoc/

>>151325745
Gary's a pro

>>151325750
Don’t reply to me freak.

>>151325750
We love the Panthers here.

robertson...
you can't miss that lol

ANOTHER FIRST NHL GOAL

here all all the differences between demko and a brick wall:
.
.
.
thank you for reading my post about all of the differences between demko and a brick wall.

my favourite american player is quinn hughes

>>151325800
remember when people thought chinkbertson was good?

disgusting bald coach

>>151325750
Imagine some florida nigger who has been a fan for two years and just driving a knife into his stomach

>>151325765
sorry i just used your post number to bring up the reply box and forgot to delete it

>>151325838
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

scaaaaaaaaaaaaaar staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars

my avies :((

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

sennecke is a goal per game player...

IF the oilels had demko in the last 2 ploffs they'd have won the cup each time just sayin

wildsissies, it's over.

laine is probably the first person i ever lost all respect for as they lost all their hair tbqhwyf

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
Jenner!

Scaaaaar.

scarrrrrr Fantilli

>>151325838
Yeah, I hate Rick Tocchet too. I hope he gets banned for gambling again.
>>151325847
based

why aren't the nuckies shooting more

why do the mild have a player named Sheev

demkoGOD

>since you were robbed of a Garytime in ChiCongo I will gift you one in Trashville
>bow to me faithfully
>bow to me splendidly

>necas passes to mackinnon
>mackinnon enters zone and looks for someone to pass to
>has nobody because necas is entering behind him because he and mackinnon keep doing the same stuff and standing on each other
second season of this shit

3 delay of game penalties on my Jackies tonight. wtf are you doing boys :(

hellebuck, swayman, otter, and demko just keep playing better and better while wolf keeps playing more shit and shit. is wolf even in the running for milan at this point?

SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

robo scaaaaaaar
stars 3 avs 2

they would send the black man to the box

my avies :(((

Kane should be banned for life at this point

>>151326111
Wolf is rusty. He'll shake it off

>>151325993
Tiring out McDavid

>>151325993
Picard's shields are up

jackies need to work on their clears

>>151326111
the only thing wolf is running for is the hills

The snow falls in Canmore.

The snow will soon fall in Calgary.


Winter is here flamesbros.

Roope is so feisty now

>>151326131
based big poppa pump and make believe muscle

Chinaman always scores against the Avs.

>>151326134
>time to get banned for drug use again

it would literally be 12-0 if demko wasn't in the net

>>151326172
PdB was a softy after all.

ted trying to make it interesting

>>151326172
Fucking Finntard deserves to get shanked.

take another penalty teds, why not?

>>151326172
surprised he didn't get 3 injuries on this play

>>151326176
For the last time, Robertson is not a Chinaman! He is a filipino scotsman

My ducks looking good tonight

garytime in tennessee

50 [FIFTY]

I don't say Raty like that

are the jeets seething again?

Are the Canucks trying to force an own goal?

>>151326309
no they won 3-2

i hope someone clipped the oilers almost scoring on themselves

How many glove drops for Remps this season?

under 10 or over 10?

>>151326337
Na the oilers D is just shit

remember steven stamkos? haha

my jackies :)
that was a weird game

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
Jenner!

>>151326305
Tat's exactly how it's pronounced. Rät-y

>>151326392
gaudreau is surely smiling down upon them

GUENTHER WHATAGOAL

>>151326392
Hopefully we can be more disciplined after this

How many glove drops for Remps this season?

under 10 or over 10?

ze'ev 1g 1a
-4

wheres jen

That's right! Walk on home to your fucking Kåntry bars Preds fuckers!

>>151326473
WITH JEWS
YOU LOSE

>>151326446
Bichsel will smash his head and eat it so however many games left until December

bros my knighties have looked mid so far this season

pronger is cringe on the panel
like pretty much everybody else, except for bieksa. bieksa is zesty

>>151326481
Underneath me

lean back a little more juice

>>151326553
>Shallow and pedantic

I'm watching the swedish panel because i recognized peter forsberg

>>151326591
does naslund ever join panels

>>151326528
Biekas is out on a bicycle on this. Bouchard is a fucking liability whenever a team needs him the most. If he can't work that away there's 0 chance he's in the Olympics

>>151326553
He’s a good friend and letting Elliotte in the frame.

Marner has no shots in the 1st. You’re playing the Kraken. It’s pretty fucking obvious he sees this as a paid retirement.

Test

I would have sex with Sennecke's sister

krak

I would have sex with my sister

>>151326667
>he sees this as a paid retirement
based

>>151326381
i do. i got a pack of tim horton hockey cards today and I got a Stamkos lmao

>>151326714
I can’t blame him.

sharks need to lose this is disasterous fashion so they put misa in

>>151326702
I would have sex with this guy's sister too

instead of dating katy perry, trudeau should date bedard

>>151326789
Wait what?

>>151326789
bold

my stars ffs

SCAAAR MACK

sexo

umm starsies... the period started...

>>151326789
It's the current year after all

>>151326591
Based Foppa. Saying he never played a good game after his foot problem, despite being the point leader in one of those playoffs.
>>151326601
Näslund has barely been in the public since he was the GM for MoDo a decade ago.

my avies!!! :)))
lehkonen!

Hoc is pretending to be into incest again

>>151326789
You think she has a "Fuck Trudeau" window sticker?

>>151326789
hot

Wyatt scaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

my avies D:

wedgewood wtf

stars avs games are so kino bros...

Avs defense is a joke.

>>151326905
#teamcado

>>151326844
>Näslund has barely been in the public since he was the GM for MoDo a decade ago.
sad, but I guess it makes sense. he was never very outspoken.

>>151326924
they're very light on the left side with girard out

crazy how the best defenceman in the nhl is a rhd then there are like 2 other good ones then the rest suck bigly

>our strategy for finally getting past Dallas in the playoffs, you ask?
>why, we’ve acquired their backup goaltender that the Dallas players have scored on thousands of times in hundreds of practices over the course of years
I mean..to each their own.

askarov can't see the puck

>>151326968
lefties get their power from satan
righties from christ

sharks goal song is awful

>>151326937
Yeah. The impression I've got from him in the couple of podcasts I've heard him in is that he is opinionated, but doesn't feel the need to share those opinions publicly.
>>151326960
The pieces of the team is not together on the ice. It's very sprawling.

forbort needs to ascend to fivebort

SHARKIES SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

askybros... our guy is busting...

How the hell did Makar miss that?

demko is "superlative" he said

no gary I will not buy the mcveggie

>>151327168
lmao they have these for the hindus

>>151326924
Please. they were top 3 PK last season

There were 5 goals scored by Kirills in the CBJ-MIN game

>>151327168
you WILL eat the maggot paste mcchicken

Why didn't Necas shoot?

>>151327132
Guy looks like he's doing a bump in between periods

SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR MACKINNON

>>151327093
>right
makar, burns, manson, malinski
>left
toews, girard (out), solovyev (waiver pickup, first game with the avs), various ahl shitters

they've got makar and malinski swapping on the left

my avies!!!! :D
mackinnon!

gary is 73 years old

Schaefer looked good

Everyone else not so much

stars collapsing

>>151326789
He should fuck bedard’s mom like Corey Perry

>>151327249
Looks ass on paper. As long as they have the puck it looks good, but as soon as they have to play in their own zone...

>>151327267
That's nice, lad
>>

raped faggot responded to me, gross

>>151327300
He should fuck Corey Perry instead of Katy Perry

myers absolutely OBLITERATED trent fuckwit

Oilers can only score goals on the powerplay

mack goal

demko is LITERALLY a god

>>151327351
>hit so clean you can’t get hurt

sharks SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR :D

Mrazek is ASS

8 30 sack time lights out

lmao Demko didnt stop that one

It’s my fault. I thought about a shutout.

Otter will be our goalie in Milan
screen cap this post

jake the snake

I had the weirdest dream last night. You ever have one of those where there’s actually a good idea tucked inside but you don’t know what to do with it?

>>151327486
he will??

>>151327486
usa bronze confirmed

>>151327504
>>151327507
he's gonna win us gold
again screen cap this post

Lol canucks got cocky after beating bottom feeder flames time to join them at the bottom enjoy facing a real team bitch

>does a shark count as a furry
asking the real questions

>>151327534
I’m not worried until it’s 4-0.

>>151327501
Tonight I dreamt I lost my bag and was running around in swimming pool locker rooms trying to find it. Not sure what the great idea is

Nevermind my ducks don't even remember how to play this game

>>151327507
with hellashit you wouldn't even medal

Necas feeling slicker than slick

decent showing from my mammies

OT baby lessgo

OT in Denver, Colorado

i could heem gary

if the avs second line starts scoring and they pick up a good LD, this is going to be a very good team

necas in ot is automatic

>>151327634
he's a decrepit old man

>>151327634
Everyone over the age of 18 in /hoc/ should be able to do that.

>>151327657
I highly doubt stephen could beat up gary and im being serious

gary is taller than mitch

>>151327634
I think you'd be surprised

black-on-black violence in rogers arena

MY SHARKIES

The season is over

Does Louis DeBrusk hate the Canucks? The more I listen to him commentate the game the more apparent it becomes that Jake signing with the Canucks was a rebellion.

>>151327741
Jake DeBrusk has an insane femcel stalker who had to be banned from attending his games!

good i can turn off the third

wada save

>>151327640
>if they weren't shit, they would be good

Exactly like my nuckies

Oetter

ROBBED

muh goodness

wolf could never

>>151327761
but the nuckies might get up to 10 shots in the 3rd!

nucks need kravtsov

askarov please

ok i lied aho necas mogs mackinnon necas big time

dammit hintz drive and shoot that bud

somebody webm the otter save

>>151327787
necas and mackinnon are always trying to stand in the same spots and do the same stuff

>>151327758
why debrusk of all people
he's nowhere near the most handsome player

fuck you howie mandel

can my colorado reddits hurry up and win already so i can play some nintendo already

send out Ranty for the w

Fuck you colorado. yes fuc kyou

LMAOOOO

crowd booing Rantanen but he will always be my nigga

stars win
eat shit Reddit and /hoc/

dylan won
copey lost

my avies :(

Well..?

>>151327854
based

LOVE YOU OTTER
FUCK YOU AVS

>>151327078
apparently it's AI slop KEK

No milly having bitches

So avs looked about the same. Stars looked meaner and Otter made more saves. Thats my commentary

my knights are SHIT bros. hill's having a good game but they can't fucking score REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

monitor on

'Cado wins again

never in doubt

d'awww widdle shaefy got his fiwst :3

Dallas looks good all things considered
>new coach
>captain on bedrest
>start out with road games
>beat jets and avalanche back to back

>>151327889
>Stars looked meaner
go to bed dylan

general reminder nicholas roy has more goals than bitch sharter this season

>>151327848
He gon

lol stars took oilers sloppy seconds

>>151327854
This is why you keep losing.

>>151327925
Don’t ever talk about Erne that way again you little bitch

>>151327920
was hoping nobody pointed this out

Come on lets go Canucks!

>>151327942
This was taken after the game btw.

>>151327942
good christian boy ross colton

The sheepdogs feeling good mog the shitty free bird slop by confederate support lyndard skinhead that’s why we won 4 nations cup

>>151327927
Nothing, absolutely nothing gets more on a swede's nerve than people caring more about a finn than a swede

>>151327962
kek

>>151327944
hell yeah!

>>151327962
Finns doesn't exist. You're all Swedes.

>>151327962
KWAB

I’d rather go to Finland than Sweden desu Sweden has no go zones ran by somilians

>>151327944
>>151327978
was gonna watch ducks vs sharks but you guys hyped me up
better not let me down faggots

>>151327997
If you're near any of those areas you're in the wrong city anyway.

>>151328002
fuckin oettinger

>>151327997
Finland has no go zones ran by fennoswedes

How many undefeated teams are left now?

>>151328026
Fennoswedes have been persecuted for 100 years

>>151328026
wtf is that man

The Sharks are ass but the Ducks are asser

BROCK

THE HUGE COCK

BOESER

>>151328044
He would squash your head like a melon.

where's the score bug in the nuckies-oil game?

>>151328022
kek what a choking faggot

Looks like Oilers are on their way to losing this game. LMAO Mcdavid

new
>>151328069
>>151328069
>>151328069
>>151328069

HOLY FUCK

>>151327942
Is that McJesus