Thread 151333115

Shania's boyfriend edition

/hoc/ sieve edition

we do not bully pups here

wolfie :)

>>151333144
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how could qatar possibly make ohio worse

Compare Demko and Wolf yesterday to see the difference between s great goalie and an AHL manlet

>>151333235
we don't bully pups here

Wolf struggles with high shots because he's a midget

>>151333144
based

>>151328202 #
Interesting. The Germans stole 200k blonde-haired, blue-eyed Polish/500k Slavic kids during WWII to germanize. Whole thing was a social engineering gay op beginning with WWI and the Germans are the biggest Jews to ever exist..

>>151333205
By making Columbus an international city

>>151333285
last time I was in Columbus I went to buy darts but the gas station was under lockdown because a black had just robbed it

>>151333302
Thats our Columbus

My oilers were nice with it last night. Excited to see them manhandle the rags on Tuesday

>>151333115 (OP)
Wolf dating Twain is what the nhl needs to grow the game

Bobby Brink is a manlet and I hope someone smashes his face into the boards

>>151333341
>4 GAA
That don't impress her much

>>151333363
Rude

>>151333371
Wolf can ask her out after winning the vezina

EXPERIENCE KENNY HOLLAND HOCKEY
>Cody Ceci and Brian Dumoulin (signed for a combined $8.5M on July 1) have played 37 minutes together so far at 5v5 for the #GoKingsGo
>They are:
>Down 0-5 in goals
>Down 0.6 to 1.8 in xGoals
>Down 8 to 23 in shots on goal
>Down 21 to 44 in shot attempts

From the sheer cliff of nose hill to the bow river valley. We are are #wolfpack

get fucked, newfies

Flashback, warm nights
Almost left behind
Suitcase of memories
Time after time

>>151333302
People are moving there

>>151333444
what is the kings record?

Tree still hasn't posted his Haters Guide for this season.

I'm a twisted fuckin psycho

>>151333464
How much nose candy do they have in nose hill

>>151333444
Lol I posted the urinating tree reddit comment so funny!

And the wagon jumpers negative nilly haters are back in full force. Fans across league look at these jokers and say to themselves that they are clueless on hockey. Do they even see what is going on in whole picture? Obviously not. Notice it is always the same group of whiners, hill really sucked in this game, marner let in the winning goal. The two new d men pair are not seamless, give me a break, it takes time to gel as a team, we have new line combos, over one third of d men group have turned over. Cassidy’s system is not easy to learn, it took no 7 over a year to finally get it.

>>151333529
same, but I can also be the sweetest guy you've ever met

AWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151333409
/hoc/ is washed

Compare demko a loser goalie to another loser goalie wolf and you can see why the oilers are the only worthwhile team in western Canada.

>>151333553
I just don’t think Marner is what Vegas needed. They fell for the leaf media hype. Also Stone is incredibly washed the fuck out.

>>151333566
>55.2% chance of making the ploffs
that seems right.
lol at the soilers having better odds than the stars, avs, and knights tho

>>151333703
>hmmm why does this team that destroys the stars have higher odds than them…

>>151333703
The Soilers got much worse in the offseason

>>151333657
Colorado has won 1 playoff round in the last 3 seasons and traded their 3rd best player to a team that always beats the shit out of them

>>151333703
>Fighting up hill while under weight
Retard should have watched Revenge of the sith

>>151333732
>winning is losing

>>151333703
Uncanny

>>151333748
Looks like an inbred freak like most southerners

>>151333747
I don’t think you can confidently predict anything in an Olympic year desu. We’ll see how things shake out after that

>>151333775
nice backpedal

>>151333723
By that logic Panthers should have higher odds than Oilers if you believe it should be based on last seasons results

>>151333770
Good Massachusetts boy

>>151333856
Panties best player suffered a major injury otherwise they would easily be first

>>151333928
He looks appalachian

>>151333856
except the panthers literally lost all the stats in that series. they won in spite of their gameplay not because of it.

>>151333764
Dixie's are based and the south will rise again

>>151333997
They worship nigs.

>bro, slavery was based, look at all these powerful tyrones and jamals we have

>>151333997
The south literally only exists cause they wanted slaves good riddance they only lasted 4 years btw what a joke

>>151333770
jack muttchel

THE NIIIIGHT THEY DROVE OLD DIXIE DOWN

>>151333115 (OP)
He does not look like he would keep one warm in the middle of the night.

>>151334060
Keep watching surface level hockey kiddo

>>151333987
>if you win you lose
Oh no no no no no

>>151333987
this is habs level-delusion, impressive, we might see an even more deranged oiler crowd this year

>>151334084
cope he's warm

>>151334028
They have a separate culture from the north and have been mistreated by Washington heavily both before and after the war

>>151334023
Festish of enslaved black males came out of California in the 20th century .
The real pre war south was all about based bed wenching

>>151334156
hes ice cold according to this

IT IS OFFICIALLY SNOWING IN THE MOUNTAINS OF IDAHO

AUTUMN AND WINTER WEATHER HAVE FINALLY RETURNED, HUZZAH
>Please feel free to toast our good fortune and please drink responsibly

>>151334129
They’re gonna riot when they get bounced in the 2nd round

>>151334181
Cope, he's heating up with Hubey

>>151334213
It also snowed on the plains of Calgary

2 x $905K for Gadjovich. Holy shit MASTERCLASS

>>151334221
>2nd round

Marner isn't fixing that team

>>151334314
Cool, might book a ski trip

My Jackies :)

>>151334289
yeah, not shania
thanks for coming out

>>151333741
and yet they're still better than the SOILERS

>>151334213
>>151334314
No snow here until December :(

I think it's safe to say my Bruins won't be drafting McKenna, I wonder who they can get at 32

Even Johnston was bullying Avs

>>151334434
>only team to lose a playoff series to the kraken

Factually incorrect

>>151334444
It’s so weird where I am it’ll snow before or on Halloween and then usually nothing until late December or January

>>151334498
pussy move collaring a guy with 2 other people dragging him down

What part of DC are you from

>>151334530
Well Colorado is known as the soft pusy team so it's important to use moves designed for them

>>151334539
Reston

>>151334506
good point, no cups

>>151334539
Pennsylvania avenue

>>151334567
5 cups actually

>>151334539
DC needs to be abolished

>>151334530
They shouldn’t have tried starting shit then.

>>151333115 (OP)
The problem with wolf is that he has the brains but he doesn't the touch

>>151334416
Crosby has taught the league that women are a distraction. You need to focus on teammates, Men, real dudes if you want to be leader.

>>151334599
I like the museums

Wolf impress me much

>>151334605
I think he's alright

>>151334416
cope shania is married

>>151334600
dullass took the instigation penalty for that fight

Why do they all live in soulless mansions where everything is sterile?

>>151334617
The uboat in the Smithsonian is a cool display
Space shuttle too

>>151334656
Clutter is for poorfags.

>>151334656
Gooncave isn't clean

>>151334650
Fight was in response to an after the whistle hit on Miro.

To Edmonton
Hughes
Demko

To Vancouver
We stop asking for a pipeline for 10 years

>>151334656
They pay "experts" who tell them thats the "hip" way to decorate

Wolf haters are going to look so stupid once he shakes the rest of the rust off

>>151334691
why isnt miro fighting then
why are all of dullass's players pussys

>most goals against
>most 5x5 goals against
>worst goal differential
>worst 5x5 goals differential

FLAMES
L
A
M
E
S

>>151334706
ya It's only going up from here

>>151334710
wolf? more like pup

>>151334706
This, so much this

>>151334710
R U L E
U
L
E

what is a horse power play?

>>151334708
>why are Dallas players sticking up for eachother?
Because PDB is finally gone

>>151334740
yeah miro cant fight his own battles so he needs some plug to do it

Marchenko had a hat trick last night!

>$11.6m a year
>is shit
I hate him so, so much.

>>151334756
Problem?

>>151334776
i thought you 'couver fans said he was angry and out for revenge this year?

>>151334776
Pay him more

>>151333550
I just pulled it from gayfreshhockey actually.
Sorry your team is officially shit and officially ran by a retard

>>151334790
He said he was mad and that he gained 100kg over the summer. I don’t understand why he’s still a lazy pussy.

>>151334816
over 100kg hot damn

>>151334776
Should have got rid of Miller when he was trying to force Horvat off the team

>>151334776
Still dealing with the psychic damage miller cause by asking him not to drag his ass in practice

Handegg is on so it’s prime time to go to the gym

>>151334787
yeah, miro is a pussy bitch
and here is a webm of bischel acting like a pussy bitch

>>151334656
shes a gold digger

>>151334868
>last season
We already established they weren’t allowed to fight per PDB instructions and besides Bich had just gotten out of concussion protocol

our steelies on :)

>>151334926
>besides Bich had just gotten out of concussion protocol
talk shit get hit

>>151334940
Isn’t that what you were just seething about? Pick a lane

>>151334925
she gonna dig that gold with her massive chin?

>>151334925
She ain't messin' wit no broke broke

>>151334925
Clearly not a silver nickel alloy digger

>>151334964
why was being said here?
>>151334498
that 3 stars needed to step in?

time for Reggies

>>151335021
>noooo don’t touch him leave him alone
I hope he sees this bro

>>151335061
no talk then?
tyfyc

dem steelies are on

>>151335178
:)

I only watch football on Thanksgiving and during the Super Bowl.

>>151335212
No one asked

>>151335212
don't think anybody asked or cares

>>151335229
>>151335232
The quality of your posts is judged by me, your posts are made to please me.
It's not Thanksgiving or the Super Bowl so football talk isn't permitted.

>>151335229
>>151335232
Fax

>>151335283
you're fucking boring and post like an underage bud

>>151335283
kwab you got btfo bud

Only 2nd game of the season and le angry youtube man is already having a meltdown.

>>151335326
His income is based on having angry meltdowns .

>>151335326
he has a meltdown everytime the laffs lose, this is old news

>>151335326
He should be, they look like shit. the only reason the Detroit game wasn't a blowout is because of Stolarz and by all metrics they should have lost the game against Montreal.
They look flat and lazy, defensively they play like they can't be bothered.

Born: Steve Jacob Dangleheimer-Schmidt

>>151334213
Nigger

>>151335409
Wow thats my name too

>>151335212
Me too! I usually nap a lot after eating all that turkey on Thanksgiving though

>>151335409
That's my name, too

Big brains on /hoc/ hate on Alberta separation but love the racist confederacy

>>151335326
Blowing a 2 goal lead to a bottom feeder like the Yzerplan will do that to you

>>151335453
your name is Wang Dong Singh

My name is Yon Yonson,
I live in Wisconsin.
I work in a lumber yard there.
The people I meet as
I walk down the street,
They say "Hello!"
I say "Hello!"
They say "What's your name?"
I say: My name is Yon Yonson...

>>151335544
only book by him i've read was cat's cradle and it was based. i bought slaughter house five but it's just sitting on the shelf

>>151335474
Its just Realpolitik by Canadian nationalists

I’m not an oilers fan but it’s funny how everyone is hating on them the last couple seasons and we keep achieving success regardless of our “shit team”

>>151335691
>not an oilers fan
>"we"
choose

>>151335639
Everything Kurt every published is based and if you have slaughter5, you should read it right now

>>151335740
Samir chooses to be a seething schizo.

>Kurt Vonnegut
>Vonnegut later credited Ida Young, his family's African-American cook and housekeeper during the first decade of his life, for raising him

No wonder why /hoc/ loves this hippie so much

>>151335691
They hate us cuz they ain’t us
Simple math

1 9 9 3

>>151335887
Gary's trying to help them but they're all shit teams for retards.

>>151335933
Just like my Islanders

>>151335933
Even my soilers? (Who I'm not a fan of ok).

FIVE[5] BONG AND CHANGE UNTIL PUCK DROP AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN

BE ADVISED

Did he ever livestream it?

>>151334650
No they didn’t lol it was 5 for fighting for each dumbass

>>151334656
why don't they living in a traditional castle/mansion?

>>151336451
Move the fuck on already jesus

McCabe - Tanev
Rielly - Carlo
Benoit - Ekman-Larsson

>>151335740
>everyone I don’t like is an oilers fan

Schizo detected

>>151336519
the J man has nothing to do with your silly seat licking shenanigans and I'll ask you kindly not to take his name in vain again

>>151336519
Not until you deliver, faggot.

>>151335691
Stanley cups?
President's trophies?
Division titles?

>>151336481
What's wrong with Downtown living? A modest 2 million for a penthouse within walking distance of the arena

>>151336451
what was the greatest ice /hoc/key moment (all of hockey not just here) of /sp/ of all time?

>>151336564
>xhe scrambles for the no u

>>151336768
Hongcouver riot

>>151336729
edmonton downtown is full of junkies

>>151336768
Any >laffs moment desu.

>>151336768
when columbus swept tampa in the first round and at the same time the islanders swept the penguins

brooms of justice

close runner up would be the blues assfucking boston for the stan lee and remaining the champions for 3 years straight as the following two cups weren't canon

3rd would be nedjelkovich scoring on himself

>>151336805
What downtown isn't? Honestly, list a few

>>151336612
>>151336633
>>151336791
keep doubting it’s a great look back as I screencap your posts when the oilers do well again!

>>151336968
Brampton sir

>>151337016
Bulldogs, the Brantford Bulldogs, lad
playing the 67s today

>>151337051
Thank you kindly brother

>>151337111
checked

>>151333144
Very based. I fall asleep it was too late. I like how even the games we dont deserve to win, we win like the Panthers.

>marner leaves toronto
>toronto becomes worse

>marner joins vegas
>vegas becomes worse

What a special player

dem Steelies are winning at halftime :)

>>151337186
Can’t get a touch down vs the browns ):

>>151337177
He's a 100% certainty for Milan and I don't know how to feel about that

I’m not waiting one more day im eating the pie

>>151337271
enjoy it lad. you got vanilla ice cream or whipped cream?

>>151337271
You got some whipped cream?

>>151337206
only thing that matters is the Dub (w)

>A.A. commercials on my OHL feed
Neat, does Canada have a drinking problem?

Please describe the ducks vs sharks game to me

>>151337397
>AA
Are you sure it wasn't m.a.d.d?
Never seen a AA commercial before

raiders play today

>>151337441
it's pronounced raidies

>>151337397
During the Christmas season the Winnipeg feed was showing commercials telling people to schedule out their drinking days.

>>151336929
>oilers do well
Jen, they can't even do it with Gary's help.

>>151337450
kek. based and true

>>151337408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

>>151337436
No, it was an AA commercial for their online session service
very 21st Century
>again, during the Sudbury-Niagara game on OHL/FLOhockey

>>151337500
steelies and kwabland trading fieldies
our TJ had a good sack though

muh reggies aren't showing up in Charlottetown, lads
sort of a let down =\

>>151337513
AA was where my sister met her husband

>>151337726
Shame on her for taking advantage of the weak

>>151337726
their poor children

I haven't been >rags like that since grade school

>>151337800
their kids are almost guaranteed to be retarded and crippled

Our Steelies :))

>>151337816
Just like my Islanders

Only one shit game today

I don’t get being addicted to someone just stop doing it

>>151337857
I didn't know you guys had Aaron Rodgers

>>151338136
I become addicted to any girl who fucks me even after they stop doing me

JLMI

>>151338185
I’m gay

>>151338136
I'M A DICK
I'M ADDICTED TO YOU

>>151338305
I'm a leafs fan too

>>151338305
Are you addicted to being gay?

>>151337816
>>151337945
i shouldn't be laughing at this

He must return to the pumpkin patch

Dallas is a problem. We’re still very early into the season so I’m not going to go off the deep end with this but Dallas is going to be a problem. They were last year in the playoffs even with players out on injury and they will continue to be. While I believe we outplayed them, yet again, Dallas won last night. They don’t need that many scoring chances either which seems to be how they squeak by us every time and it’s frustrating. While we do need to capitalize on more chances and our power play it seems as though we are still missing a key aspect to have the confidence we will beat them going into the 26 playoffs. I don’t miss Miko Rantanen, imo he’s a one trick pony who relies on doing the same thing over and over again, shooting on the right side of the goal and he has found success in doing that but I don’t believe he’s going to make that big of a difference for Dallas. Yes, he had a hat trick that ended our season last year, but from watching Miko play for years, that was not consistent from him. It was a one off and I think we can find better. Anyway; what do you guys think we need to do to be able to beat Dallas going forwards.

It’s time to look at the facts that the islanders first round pick is a bust

>>151338560
Cope hes a good kid

marner freaking sucksola

>>151336604
Nigga it's been six years

I doubt someone is going to deliver

Enough

>>151338931
Soft pusy got outmuscled and scored on in OT. That'll be 15M + tip.

JT Miller HATES this post

>>151337857
one thing we can always count on is that the browns are based retards. seriously inept franchise

>>151337397
Nigger
>>151337630
Nigger
>>151338283
Nigger

JLMI

>>151339129
Nigger

>>151338931
As soon as I saw him putting on that Knights jersey pumping his fists in the air I just knew he’d stink it up. He doesn’t really want to win he wants to get paid and get away from the media and fan scrutiny.

>>151339104
KWAB i wouldn't share that with anyone

>>151339156
Just like my Islanders

>>151339104
>10 hours at the punkin patch
No one had the stamina

>>151338551
Reddit comments deserve a ban, just like raped faggot spamming logos and his shitty "city of [insert team]"

Nah reddit posting is based. Those people actually discuss hockey.

Just Like My Petty Bisexual Bilanders

my team is SHIT

Need more room for you queers to queer off, huh?

>>151339256
>Just repost a blog from someone else
No

>>151339256
>Uhm, so yeah, that contract actually is good because if you look at the save percentage over X amount of years and uhh yeah, get downvoted asshole. Ban all Russians from the NHL. Gretzky sucks.
>10 year old account, 2 million comments

oh you dont have a father or friends down at the local odr to talk hockey with so you cry about it on an tibetan hentai site?

>>151339308
based

>>151338931
tell me when I'm telling lies

Besides unfounded hope, there is absolutely zero historical evidence to believe that Hill can win shootouts. None, Nada, Nil, Nix. Why Theodore thinks he can skate to the house through 2 opposing Kraken’s in OT is just pure dumb. You have $200+ MILLION dollars of top tier forwards with you on the ice. USE THEM.

Poor decision making.
Lack of game awareness.
Lack of situational awareness.

And, this is not being negative about the season. It’s just my in context evaluation of this game alone.

Flyers bros...

>>151339608
damn he's a 40 year old rookie?

>>151339604
The game is more of a reflection of Gary pantry hose Bettman socialism parity, every team is equal to keep the ratings up- get used to it people. Every game looks the same only with different players out there, vanilla hockey. Take away the fighting, players play in bull rings now with no skating room, change off side rule to martyr and make it more exciting. Let s get rid of curved sticks no one. Takes slap shots so puck will be difficult to elevate, take away helmets and players won’ t high stick, out some individuality back in game. Bettman hockey = bussy hockey.

>copy post from Reddit
>paste it on /hoc/
>gets hundreds of people seething

>>151339648
The c in /hoc/ stands for CTE

what was your worst hockey take?
i would have drafted drouin over mackinnon

>>151339674
and the ho?

>>151339697
ur mom

I just saw a guy with a cooley Mammies jersey, not sure if it's fake or not

>>151339672
>hundreds
only me and you frequent hoc and i'm not seething

>>151339732
I'm one of his multiple personalies and I am

>>151339727
yeah gare moved the yotes to utah

>>151339608
>Hire another "defense first" HC who hates players who don't play 200ft games
>Shocked when Michkov is barely playing
No I'm supposed to be baffled

>>151339691
i fell for the hughes, bouchard, boqvist, and dobson would be comparable meme.

>>151339225
shut the fuck up and keep carving them pumpernickels or you're FIRED!

HEAVIER PUCKS

>go to bed
it's snowing
>wake up
still snowing

>>151339732
I’m half the posts here and I’m mad at him

>>151339973
Congratulations

>>151339973
How's it up norf bud

>>151340008
It's Calgary
Not bad

>>151339691
I thought the Tkachuks would be too slow to be effective.

We were never meant to win. This was a do or die situation for Edmonton. Especially after Calgary. Especially against Vancouver. If they lost, they would have collapsed. I believe that wholeheartedly.

What we proved was that we could compete against the second greatest team in the league. This was more proof of Edmonton depth than our weakness. Most of our team is young or new and wasnt connected to the main core.

>>151340064
Pure copium

>>151339691
I said Finns have "different skeletons"

I think the most upsetting thing wasn't the loss. Edmonton is a very good team. The most upsetting thing was the effort. Edmonton outworked Vancouver all night. They had more hustle. They were faster on pucks than Vancouver. They still have 6 games against playoff teams from last season in the month of October, and they have to be better men.

our Steelies won :)))

>>151340127
reminds me of the face trb made when bud 1

>>151340163
Based (:

>>151340163
Ravens lost (:

if you beat a teams ass it means you are better than them. my flames beat the oilers ass

>>151340202
that's hilarious

>>151340163
*Calls ICE*

steelers won

>>151340250
this is the first I'm hearing of this

>>151340250
Deport this one

>>151339104
Whats the wheelbarrow for?

>>151340192
lmao shitbirds
>>151340277
4-1 top or the norf

I got something you can deport right here pal

gare didn't do anything

>>151339104
I need to know the rsvp situation before I fly off the handle

>>151340339
Why not?

>>151340371
you tell me

My undefeated Krakies :)

>>151340394
do you don't know

>>151340286
guess you'd store the pumpkins in your giants cargo shorts wouldn't you you dweeb kwab

>>151340394
I'm pretty sure you have to tell me first, since I'm the one who asked you
>>151340416
He doesn't know, he's just talking to hear the sound of his own voice...

>>151340435
I'd store my pumpkin on this place called the floor retard

every time rapey posts it reminds me how raped he is

>>151340215
that's just reality, my flames beat their ass.

Raiders are getting annihilated

>>151340479
Totally gaped and loving it.

>Pumpkin Pete lives in a Pumpkin Palace
>his floor and ceiling are made of pumpkin
>his wife and child are made of pumpkin
>Pete wonders if his feelings are made of pumpkin
>he screams, for he does not know, and also his screams are made of pumpkin

my favorite thing about being a canes fan is bantering with my friend from the northeast about "our" team and watching him seethe

TWO AND A HALF BONGS UNTIL PUCK DROP

BE ADVISED

copy, foxtrot uniform golf alpha romeo yankee, over.

steelies won :) raidies on now bro's :)

>>151340841
bro we killed them kwabland absolutely buried

there's only shit games on the 4pm window why was gary so afraid of scheduling games for today

Its just never going to get better is it.

>>151340934
They should change their name to something less hateful like the Windies

>>151340934
Not until you have 4 good defencemen and 6 good forwards.

>>151341010
They should double down and make it even more racist.

The Chicago Rapehawks

>>151340934
shut up bitch you're the most recent O6 team to actually win a cup

>>151341233
2 bongs

>>151340934
Im sad Knight had to get traded to your shit team

>no hockey
>too much hockey
>no hockey
pretty gay if you ask me

>>151341408
gary should have learned to schedule games by now

>>151341408
gary believes in feast or famine

Tootsie pops are still kino

>>151341442
I'm going to hand out candy corn this Halloween

>>151341442
the raspberry works me into a shoot

I'll be leaving out a bushel of apples and hope that the kids take just one (I will have my camera on just in case anyone gets too greedy)

No one trick n treats or even celebrates halloween here yet we get candy made here in Finland for it.

Im not ashamed to admit i like candy corn.

>>151341644
It's hard to trick or treat with your snowsuit on (personal experience)

>>151341644
Living in Finland is spooky enough to only a single night dedicated for it

>>151341644
Maybe businesses are trying to make it a thing. It wasn't really done here until fairly recently.

>>151341813
>tfw you have no idea what you're doing

>>151341813
What makes Dostal so much more likable than Wolf (especially among the female fans)?

>>151340537
Nigger

>>151341956
3 butts but he's passé? What is going on over there

HIS SERVANTS
HIDEOUS REPTILES OF TERRIFYING ASPECT
WHOSE WORK IS NOTHING LESS
THAN THE ANNIHILATION OF THE WICKED

just had a wicked marner myself

/biz/ idea: infinite 20 minute garytimes like in the playoffs but in the regular season, but sudden death; eliminate sudden death from the playoffs with infinite garytimes


I need 12 period hockey games in the playoffs

I am a Zionist just like Luke Hughes.

>>151342275
nah you're just a fag

Relegate the Metro division

>>151342324
your mom's a fag

titans are such dogshit they're making my raidies look competent. there is plenty of time for them to fuck it up tho :)

>>151342369
>titans are such dogmarner they're making my raidies look competent. there is plenty of time for them to fuck it up tho :)

>>151342369
Nigger

Since we’re all just waiting around I wanted to share this :)

>>151342414
based

if your team isn't undefeated, they're no winning the cup

>>151342501
My team is defeated what does that mean for me

>>151342501
Incorrect

>>151342501
Stars Canes SCF cap it

almost time for thanksgiving din dins

>>151342501
>Stars
>Kraken
At first I found that kinda surprising for the west but I guess Stars defeated both Winnipeg and Colorado. What is Vegas’s excuse though?

>>151342619
>What is Vegas’s excuse though?

They are bad

>>151341853
watch your mouth that's my favourite player bud

>>151342501
yep, I'm thinkin it's #OurTime

>>151342872
I think Stankoven was a good get for Rantanen. Sucks to lose him but he legitimately is a better fit for the hurricanes system

>>151342872
>two games into the season
calm down retard

maybe wait until April

>>151342501
the ruins and krakheads arent even sniffing playoffs

>>151343082
you keep saying that

>>151342591
eat some pumpkin pie for me

i got something for you to sniff, buddy

>>151343109
and how am I wrong? ruins are a glorified ahl team and the krakheads have no strengths

>>151343138
the bruins have been winning games and so have the kraken.

>>151342501
We can determine which team actually fucks by examining who they have beaten
>Boston Bruins
Caps, Blackhawks, Sabres
>Carolina Hurricanes
Devils, Flyers
>Dallas Stars
Jets, Avalanche
>Florida Panthers
Blackhawks, Flyers, Senators
>Seattle Kraken
Oilers, Ducks, Golden Knights

>>151343224
stars are the only team that's faced real competition

>>151343248
Kraken beat the oilers

>>151343224
So Stars and maybe actually the Kraken

i don't think we can rule out out an 82-0 seattle kraken season

>>151342748
they just need more time desu

>>151333115 (OP)
>1 game tonight
>It's the Craps vs the Rags

>>151343224
>>Seattle Kraken
>Oilers

>>151343262
>Kraken beat the oilers

>>151343405
Hang a banner, Hughes is getting traded after the season

>>151343405
lewd

>>151343403
I'm sorry I don't pay enough attention to the worstern conference

>>151343428
>hughes getting traded
remember what league this is. he will stay in Vancouver.

>>151343319
Did you see that Jetties game? It wouldn't like make me racist but that's only because I've already had my chud phase, it's like chicken pox

mcdavid must really hate the canucks due to all the abuse he gets from them

yet again I found an excuse to not do cardio

>>151343445
Yeah bro, Tkachuk is staying in Calgary

>>151343456
This is the highlight of the last 10 years of Canucks playoff appearances.

>lose to >islels
>lose to >rags
>lose to bruins
>crosscheck mcdavid

That's what 55 years of history looks like baby!

Do they really expect me to watch the rags

>>151343453
i missed that game but KEK true

>>151343456
wtf. he needs a Dave Semenko

>>151343518
this post here is our one and only stanley cup

>>151343522
No, that's why it'a blacked out on espn+

I hate to say it but Jamie Benn’s absence hasn’t been all that noticeable in these games.

>>151343554
His presence will be far more noticeable in the wrong way

>>151343522
there's nothing else to watch

>>151343537
I don't have the webm but there is another one where he is getting bullied by Garland

>>151343554
Hey retard did they name a temporary captain yet?

>>151343576
isn't garland like 5'6"

>>151343570
Well yeah I’m wondering now where you even slot him in when he’s back.

>>151343538
based

>>151343537
And people pretend that the refs baby him

>>151343576
He's an angry elf

>>151343577
No because Benn’s still able to be in the locker room and watch practices he just can’t do anything else at the moment

>>151343599
just like my marchand

>>151343592
yes he is a gnome

>>151343612
Fucking retard.

>>151343643
>tfw the penis isnt feminine

>>151343612
benn is too old and fat anyways. give the C to rantanen or something

>steelies AND raidies win
love to see it bro's

>>151343694
I think it’s Benn’s last year either way

zibanejad > messier btw

>>151343513
very patriotic

>>151343612
A leader that doesn't get on the ice is called a coach, not a captain

>>151343405
kek

>>151343766
thanks. I spent so long benching and OHPing I deciding not to bike

>>151343513
>>151343728
>>151343768

What do you call the defensive structure on this goal?

i want the craps to win because angry j.t. miller is funny
go craps

>>151343848
I wonder if he's going to dress in drag anymore now that he's the captain

i just hope both teams have fun

i just had to subscribe to b1g 10 network to watch ashley. now im on Flohockey and bigten just to watch one colelge teeam.

of course i can watch providence bruins too so not all bad

didn't ask

>>151343929
impossible, one of them HAS to lose and therefore can't have fun

>forgot to turn on crockpot for an hour
fug

>>151343964
>putting your spaghetti on the ice

>>151343964
>Making the webm this small
>Not even nearing the 4mb limit

not a fan of the dark helmets

>>151344036
that hit was a Regula occurrence

quick has some serious longevity as a goaltender

>>151344105
*shoots you in the leg with 12ga rocksalt*

nice fat marner cooking

>>151344151
ouch wtf man

I've decided that the Capitals away jerseys are fine. Not good, not bad, just fine.

I didn't know Mathew Robertson made the team

i think wsh scores on this possession
you can screencap this for reference

>>151343728
Go back to Mexico

>>151344276
no milly

>>151344160
Don't eat it when it comes out

miller just needs to scream FUCK really loudly and then his team will score

nice move by laffy, too bad he can't skate

>>151344298
This is something only copey says

dreading monday lads

>>151344351
working on columbus day?

>>151344351
boo hoo i have to work on a monday

>>151344351
Sunday scaries got you down?

>>151344351
it's a day off here

>>151344351
Why are you working a holiday ?

>>151344394
yup. the nyse remains open

>>151344421
do they hate italians or something?

>>151344402
that's a good way of putting it

>tomorrow is a Federal Holiday

Happy Columbus Day, Ohio

>>151344434
they don't value italians enough

these commentators just slobbing all over miller's knob at every opportunity

>>151344447
raped retard

>>151344478
>>151344478
>>151344478
NEW

>>151344346
How is this accurate?

>>151343728
hell yeah brother
ya love love love to see it

>>151343819
The Barry White