Thread 151334798

>luv me cats
>ate the girls
>simple as

these are bad teams

>>151334798 (OP)
please carolina, beat the cowgirls so they can stop laughing at my team

>>151334808
Two bad teams can have good games against each other

It's gonna be ugly

How many yards today

Why did Dallas get rid of Dowdle?

>>151335031
Because Jerry is a fucking moron

>Dowdle's unstoppable
>put in some rookie
Why?

>>151335031

Probably didn't want to pay him hoping they could re-sign Micah. But that back fired.

LET'S GET THIS FUCKING W AND GET TO .500 BOYS

Panthers go soft in the Red Zone every time

>>151335031
>paying non elite RBs

We got a better player for cheap.

>>151335209
The coward score of that field goal had to be off the charts.

>McDonald's Monopoly
They're STILL doing this?

Puro pinche cowboys guey

Where my antenna chads at? Fox is coming in crisp this afternoon.

ffs

>>151335506

yeah, no complaints. Fox always shows up crisp for me.

My Cowboys.

>turn on game
>instant turnover
sorry boys I did this

Our best receiver, SMDH

>thrown right to his hands
>doesn't catch it
What's Bryce supposed to do?

How we blaming Bryce this game?

>>151335545
I need you to turn the computer off

Schotty I love you.

Another game another early turnover to put us down immediately. Bryce will have to be almost perfect for us to win.

>>151335783
Just hand it to Dowdle

Why is the boys d so bad?

>medical timeout

cuck league

Medical time out

I miss Deangelo Williams

Apologize

>>151335912
Any player that needs a medical timeout probably dresses like that in their free time

This Cowboys defense is insanely bad.

>>151335932
>apologize for beating a statistically average, almost bad football team

>>151335956
Stoppable force vs movable object

Apologize

Another 40-esque points game.

Volleyball bros we did it

TOUCHDOWN MCMILLAN NIGGAS
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Are the Panthers...not outright shit?

>>151336051
If you watch their games they're very good actually they just shoot themselves in the foot in the 1st quarter and then play catchup the rest of the way

Some weird fucked up BDSM ropadope for Bryce Young in order for him to play well the rest of the game

>>151336051
They’re like the middle of the league, it as bad as the jets or titans desu

>>151334798 (OP)
>using my OC
I'm so proud, fellow pantherlad.

>NO DEFENSE ALLOWED
Fucking zebras

I could heem any NFL reffie

it's all so tiresome

Man, the panthers uniforms are the best in the league

yummy yummy femboy tummy :3

Holding?
He didnt hold him at all

MY BOY T LAW IS THE GOAT

Fucks sake

was Pickens trying to jump over him

Y'know this drive should have ended a long time ago

Pickens KEK.

>>151336350

Pickens tries to throw himself at defenders a lot. He's pretty physical and wild. It usually results in him getting into a fight where he gets a flag.

My Cowboys sure can put points in the score this year.

I'll take a 17-17 tie at halftime
Going well so far

It should be legal to physically pick up players and physically throw players over the line if scrimmage

Imagine some big guy lifting up Bryce young so he can throw the ball over the line or somebody picking up Bryce and throwing him over the line on 4th and short

>>151336528
Nah
24-10 after Legette drops a pass and a pick 6 happens

>>151336540
alright, i'm imagining it. now what?

>>151336540
Maybe they could just start a drive with Bryce on someone's shoulders? That'd probably solve half our issues.

I building the Prometheus guy while I watch. I'll keep you guys posted

>>151336619
Darth Vader on mustafar looking ahh mf

When should I start drinking bros? I have work off tomorrow for the holiday formerly known as Columbus Day so I can get drunk and spend all day hungover tomorrow.

Legette
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>151336683
If you're a cats fan you should have started as soon as you woke up

Goofy ass Panthers.

Based retard

Spaghettib owl

>HURR DURR WE FUCKED UP SO WE GONNA HAVE A RUNOFF
stupid fucking rule

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Kek Greg Olson is beside himself

Legette's a fucking bum

>>151336683
See: >>151336701

In general though, if sports are on then anytime is fine really, but only after 5PM if you're looking to get absolutely blitzed.

Go for it
Fuck it

If riverboat Ron were coaching that play would have been successful

Panther fans enjoy this. Your team will not play this "good" again for the rest of the season.

>Bryce plays pretty well
>his WRs keep shitting the bed

How do you fumble twice in one pkay? I can't believe the panthers could actually win here.

Well it resulted in a score so I’ll take it

How many of you bandwagoning fags are actually in dallas?

lol

what's this play called?

If CTE is so bad how is Terry Bradshaw functioning?

>>151336964
"The Carolina Reaper", because it makes you feel sick.

>>151336958
>>151336964
what's this play called?

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no Cowsoybros?

The Cowboys fucking suck.

thanks I forgot the cowboys D was this bad

>>151337224
Vgh
Sovl

Panthers force no pressure at all

More like the Dallas Retards

We cant defend.

STOPPED

Renfrow
Why did you double back?
The fuck you doing?

>jags return

Dude, just run UP FIELD you ain't juking anybody.

Hey
That should be
ENCROACHMENT

Not feeling good
Panthers gonna blow it

Just getting in now… Lets go Panthers woot woot!

>>151337795
>>151337799
The duality of man

>>151337810
Panthers keep shooting themselves in the foot too often

>TOUCHED DOOK POOPSHIT
>PENULTYYYYYYYYYY
Getting real sick of this shit

HELP ME REFFIES

Ref just got played by that dwyane wade tier foul bait

cowtrannies getting rekt by the BBC (Big Black Cats)

Refgods we eatin good

REV UP DAT REFBALL

Dallas MVPs

>>151338047

Keep crying bitch nigga

Gifted by the refs


I’m going to be fucking sick

reffies run this shit

Who is that guy? PICKENS

I'm amazed how in every sport refs are always a bunch of useless shits.

WE DEM BOYS

Problem?

Remember guys, if you do so much as look at the QB, it’s a 15 yard penal.

>>151338086
Yep they were going to give Dallas that touchdown one way or the other Md the no pass interference was too obvious and dude hit dak’s fucking arm and slightly caressed his helmet with no force

There will be an onside kick in this game

>>151338268
Chuba's job is gone

>>151338322
It’s kinda sad tho because they forced him into being a workhorse they rode hard and put up wet every game like CMAC

Let's fookin go

I think this is the fullest BofA stadium has been in years lmao

>>151338488
BofA deez nuts

>>151337224
Looks like the guy intentionally hit him.

That's my T Mac

Fox trying to sell the mariners/blue jays matchup like

>>151338488
Cowboys have a lot of fans

Time do the Carolina toss where our linemen toss Bryce over the goal line…. Touchdown panthers

>>151338447
Bah gawd

Yeah I’m thinking based

Is bryce elite?

Reffies can drink my nut sweat

>>151338525
GOTTEM

So are the Panthers actually pretty good or is the Cowboys defense straight garbage?

>>151338538
That’s the joke ;p

are the panthers... back?

>>151338562
If he wasn’t a manlet he’d be elite

>>151338539
I think you need to write into them and suggest that drive, lad: https://www.panthers.com/about-us/contact-us

>>151338586
Playoffs run starts now

Dook Pooscat

Panthers need a turnover

My expectations for the panthers are relatively low; I want them to finish 2nd in the division desu.

Sorry Panthersbros I still have the game open so there's a 70% chance we lose this.

>>151338599
>Cauwuliner Panthers

>>151336801
We already have 2 wins and are about to get a 3rd off this shitty Cowboys team KWAB

>>151338610
Maybe I do. How’s things across the pond Britpanther anon?

I think we'll still lose this one, but we're looking better at least.

Pickens is an animal

>>151338548
we've been back since we tied the packers. brewerly has been amazing. our defense is just ass.

Cowboys entire offense is refball and Pickens

>>151338677
Pretty well lad, thanks. Got the day off tomorrow so just enjoying a few beers with the game. Hope you're doing well yourself.

>>151338732
What are you drinking fren

I’m about to crack a meme ipa and then drink some yellow fizzy beers

Where is the MP4 of that bullshit roughing the passer call?

>hey NFL defense, what you wanna do on 3rd and long
>SOFT COVERAGE
>oh look they converted

>>151338732
Nice I’m doing good, hope you enjoy your day off! Of fug pls ease panthers recover

FOOMBLE

Robinson you had the damn ball

FOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE

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>>151338760
I've got a few bottles of Iron Maiden's beer Trooper, and a few cans of a Spanish beer called Mahou.

>>151338802
Thanks mate!

That GMC ev truck looks like shit

Going to Farm Store, you guys need anything?

>>151338824
I love this cat so much

>>151338912
compost bin

Piss Shitcuck

Bros I need to breed Zoe Saldana

Panthers about to win the game with this drive boys let's goooooooooo

>>151338969
Nah

>>151338956
>47 years of age
Sounds like an uphill battle anon, but good luck to you.

bruh

How does a RB false start?

And there is a flag

My panthers are choking

>Cowgirls struggling against the fucking Panthers
LOLOL

Shamfrul :’(

>>151338969
oof

>>151339091
Panthers heritage right there

Not another tie game please.

>>151339135
>2-2-2
I'd laff

>>151339103

Every team plays the Cowboys like it's the Superbowl. I remember when the Bills went berserk and destroyed the Cowboys on Sunday Night football, then got their shit pushed in like the following game. Happens all the time. Watch the Panthers get blown out their next game. Rico will get like 52 total yards.

>>151339158
Rico will get 150 yds again next week lmao

I miss them Greg Olsen days

I absolutely fucking hate this Las Vegas commercial

>>151339158
Your team is so ass they injured a WR on a running play KWAB

>>151339135
kys

Cool
Now stop with the damn penalties Panthers

This year Cowboys games are fun.

>>151339151
Autism pleasing record.

has a team ever been 2-2-2?

>>151339248
I don't think so

>>151339197
Delusional take. Dem sois have been just another team tp prep for since the early 90's. I bet you aren't even from Dallas.

>>151339190
Vegas absolutely cooked themselves with what an entire rip off it’s become. People just wanted free drinks, cheap buffets, comped rooms and pussy. The mob controlled Vegas was best Vegas

>>151339267
recordgami!

>>151339306
The Mob never controlled shit
The Mormons have always ran Vegas
Look it up

>>151339322
this but unironically

Yo zebras helping the Panthers?
About time

>>151339329
Is this true chat

thank you refgods

>>151339135
kys

This is what is refball.

>>151339134
Lawd, please bestow your bountiful blessing of Bojangles biscuits (fresh, never frozen) upon on we weary Pants fans. I ask that Jerry Jones limps back to Dallas with a full diaper and a losing record. Please give Dowdle the rock and Keep Pounding.

In Steve Smith's name, amen.

>Dallas defender gets a face full of nuts
KEK

>>151339433
Love to see it

>>151339405
Amen

WE'RE GONNA STAY UNDEFEATED AT HOME

>>151339190
>>151339306
I went for the first time this summer and it sucks ass, incredibly expensive for a much worse party city than places like NOLA or Austin. Only thing it's got going for it is proximity to incredible natural wonders like the grand staircase and death valley.

RIVERBOAT COMIN OUT

HOLY REF BALL

FLYING KNEE

>>151339405
Don’t jinx us with blasphemy anon

Good to see renfrow do his usual shit after all the bad years

>>151339475
If I ever went to Vegas I'd just wanna see Penn and Teller but I'm poor

It’s beer time

>>151339532
Is this dude retarded? I feel like he constantly does dumb shit like this for no benefit. Remember when he killed himself lowering his head last season?

Panthers win easy, they are going to eat the entire clock, this defense cant stop nothing.

>>151339590
Blocked FG

>>151339578
Reminds me of Golden Tate always flipping into the endzone

>back to back 200 yd rushing games for Dowdle
Why the FUCK did the Cowboys get rid of him?

HOL UP HOL UP WE DEM GOYS

>>151339633
JERRUH
JERRUH YOU LET THAT NEGRO GO RIGHT NOW

>>151339633
crappy cones
assy bones
trashy lones

Isn’t there an ETN who plays for the jaguars

>>151339690
You're not going to believe this, it's his brother.

>>151339690
Yeah
They're brothers or something

>>151339690
his brother Travis

>>151339633
That's not something impressive against the Cowboys. What was the other team?

>>151339704
That’s what I thought

Cowboys didn't even try to tackle him. That defender needs to be investigated for sports gambling

divine doink incoming

Kept you waiting, huh?

plz choke

>cowgirls
HAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dubs and he misses

wew lad

>LOSING TO THE PANTHERS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wow, nice clock management.

HOL UP

>>151339135
You got your wish lol

KEK

Hell yeah bros

just nutted myself to death

>>151339741
The Eagles have tremendous internal locker room issues that can't be solved, and are completely falling apart as an organization and tanking the season. Dallas is the least of your concerns

SWEEEEEEEEEEEET CAROLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

Eat shit Cowsoys

Is it too early to buy a Dowdle jersey?

Two wins by the skin of our teeth but, who cares, win's a win. See you next week, lads.

MY charlotte panthers are playoff bound

WE WONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK DALLAS
FUCK DALLAS
FUCK DALLAS
FUCK DALLAS
#KEEP POUNDING MOTHERFUCKERS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHOULD HAVE NEVER DOUBTED BRYCE YOUNG

okay HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151339820
Lmao he sure did

>>151339850
>2-3-1
lol

Winning by a FG is based and sovlful GG cowboys

>DALLASSS
SO GOOD SO GOOD
FUCKIN LMAO HOLY SHIT
GOD IS REAL

>all those journos talking shit about how cowboys fans were outnumbering panthers fans 2-1

I be those faggots are having fun right now lmao

I'll meet you all at Pinky's
Drinks are on me!

It never even began.

ehehehehe......

based catbros

don't care

>>151339720
Miami

>>151340003
Were you even alive for any of those?

KEKBOYS LMAOOO

mfw win

>>151340012
all 5 of them zoomer retard faggot
fuck off back to fortnite

>>151339720
200 yards is always impressive

>>151340003
Holy seethe and cope.
GET FUCKED HAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>151340003
>Only five 'owls
kek
MY PATS would Boute blast this shit teams

>>151340041
JERRUH GET THE FUCK OFF 4CHAN AND SELL THE FUCKING TEAM

DOOKY POOPYSCOOPY

>>151339919
I was at the whole foods uptown a couple of hours before the game and saw three bus loads of them being dumped off. Gonna be a long ride home lmao.

>>151340041
>larping as an old faggot to cope with losing
pathetic even for a cowgoy

>>151340041
They first won in 1972
The fuck you doing here old man?

>>151340003
>1996
dat MEGA COPE. What a homosexual defense. Yeah, I used to be 180lbs and could bench 300lbs, now I'm a 300lb, bald, thrice divorced dish washer at Applebees. Fuck you, you loser

WE DEM SOIS!!!!!!!

>>151340003
ayyo dis dood aint evn frm texas

>>151340041
seething zoomer detected hahaha