Thread 151346483

Didn’t gane lose to volkov but robbed him?

You will respect Israel.

Enough with the anti black racism. I have black people in my family tree.
He’s still hanging there

>>151346715
Which one in your family got blacked, was it your sister?

Decent enough fight but having it as the last one of the year kind sums up 2025 quite well

>>151346780
Weak

>>151346855
Say hi to lil tyrone

>>151347030
Lazy

Did Luke Thomas do something bad during his time in the marines?

>>151346550
Wasn't a robbery. Gane fought him with a broken toe and still won a close, boring fight. Volkov should have tried doing something besides sucking.

>>151347148
Dude you forgot the great white hope, Tomash Aspinallz.

>>151347148
>immigration brings world class talent that your local population is incapable of generating
This makes worthless white people seethe.

>>151346550
Well, no. Neither of those things happened.

>>151347249
Are you being honest or just memeing because gane is a meme?

>>151347251
these three:
1) have normal conversations
2) are honest about their beliefs and speak straightforwardly
3) seem to be friends with one another

three qualities nobody on this shithole general possesses

>>151347148
there are lots of mid white dudes though

Will BKFC get as popular as the UFC?

>>151347332
I’m not trying to be honest I’m just telling you factual information.

>>151347492
Never

Perry’s dirty boxing is honestly a better ruleset, but won’t see the light of day

>>151347251
nice to see the three sons of asspinall getting along

This place isn’t going to cope well when Gane is knocked out like Ilia did to Charles

I'm afraid GODne got your asspissbussy in a twist playa

>>151347690
Why is it better? BKFC looks great because you can't defend with the gloves so it's very direct.

Some would say that Tomala Asspisstranny actually has 0 heems in the ufc.

Why does Aspinall upset the non-Whites so much?

Suffering from GDS must be terrible. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy!

>>151347799
Because being a white Hw champion basically means you’re king of the world

Aspen Ladd

>>151347444
For me it's when he says The Phantom, what a fucking cultured man

>>151347827
OH SHIT

I would literally spend all my time pushing spammy's preferred narratives and glazing all his favorite fighters 24/7 if he would please stop abusively perma banning me for made up reasons every single thread.

>>151347943
does 4chan really mean that much to you?

The interim clitty cage champion of the world.

>>151348028
I've been posting here daily since like 2010 sadly and factually I'm afraid, regretfully :(

>>151348071
that's fucking nothing, imagine watching fedor vs arlovski on a winamp stream

>>151344243
Nah Eugene didn't really teach Izzy any of the tools he uses. He just tells him how to work out in camp and hires everyone else for everything technique wise. No one else under Bareman fights any way similar to Izzy.
Fazza was on the National Judo team. You can see old videos of him with a home made fence, coming up with cage work and takedowns. He's using the same techniques Khabib used. Therefore he is simply the better coach and mastermind. Eugene just mumbles for Izzy to "keep point fighting mate".

When is Kody Steele going to fucking fight?

This is how a chad deals with Volkov
https://youtu.be/_8OoMTpAvFI?si=9F0sRSYeanZxvBml

>>151348162
how many simultaneous champs did fazza have

Ciryl Gane has went 8 full rounds with Volkov fyi. That’s 40 minutes.
Tom Aspinall went 2 minutes 30 seconds

Thomas Opinel will lose to "Le Bon Monsieur" Ciryl Gane and get cut from the UFC.

Curtis Blaydes dispatched Tomala Trannyspinall by brutal heem in 15 seconds.
Tomala took 4x longer to """win""" via early ref stoppage TKO

>>151348489
Aspinall avenges his losses. Ciryl gane doesn’t.

Aspinall spent 2 minutes with Volkov and became too overwhelmed with terror to continue the fight any longer.

Gane has never lost

>>151348555
Many are saying this I'm afraid

la leyenda will truly live up to his name if (and thats a BIG if) he somehow cracks the gaethje code

>>151348363
>>151348489
>t.faveltrannyfucker

Who won this exchange

>>151348267
Same as Fazza. Joe Lopez is Volk's head coach. They just use City's facility and sparring partners.
Khabib's round streak and dominance, and use of skills directly taught to him by fazza, prove Fazza is the better coach. Eugene is a can who doesn't teach anyone anything, he just hires a bunch of people to do everything.
Islam just seals the deal, since Abdulmanap has been his coach since the beginning. Plus Islam's heem loss was directly because he disobeyed fazza's coaching. There's no arguing this.

>>151348637
We don't sign our posts here

Tom Aspinall has never beaten Tai Tuivasa.
Ciryl Gane did.
Levels.

>>151348690
Is Greco more based than freestyle/folkstyle?

>>151348267
CKB have never had simultaneous champions

>place called heem
>supports decision merchants like Gane instead of certified heemers like Tom who has never went to decision

>>151348706
You’re getting Jewish about it buddeh, it’s unarguable that city kickboxing had two champs who had 5 defense reigns while fazza doesn’t have that at all

Not to mention Longo shut down the bantamweight guy that was supposed to come through for fazza

I reckon Tomala Asspisstranny has 0 heems under the UFC

TKOs are not heems

*bzzt*

it’s not fair to compare legacies because fazza’s in the ground desu

Kody Steele probably has under 4 inch little penis, kwab

If you accidentally ill someone in the octagon, what would happen to you?

>>151348706
>don’t listen to me if you want to get KOed again
He literally says the exact opposite to you retard

>>151348856
weird thing to bring up completely unprompted

>>151348807
But that’s just delusional tranny tier cope though

>>151348807
why he cryin

>>151348787
>city kickboxing had two champs
City Kickboxing had Adensanya and... No one else
Volkanovski trains at Freestyle Fighting gym. Always has. He does sparring at CKB sometimes. You might as well call Topuria a Kill Cliff fighter if those are you're standards
The high profile CKB fighters who were active at the same time as Adensanya were Dan Hooker, KKF, and fucking Brad Riddel

>>151348949
his 'tard son shat on his shoe

>Tomala
Is this supposed to mean something funny in monkey speak?

>>151348927
I read somebody asking when Kody Steele was fighting and I remembered he was Chinese lmao, poor shrimpy little bastard he is.

>>151348986
maybe it's meant to be Tom+Kamala?

It's always funny how Bareman tried to take credit for Volk's success when he's never in Volk's corner, he's never in Volk's fight camps, and Volkanovski doesn't even train at his gym. And this has stuck for a large part of the MMA fanbase

>>151348986
Yeah it resembles the name of the 2024 United State's presidential election's democratic candidate. In surprised you could have missed that.

>>151349028
Now that you say that...

CKB produced Rongzhu, the great humbler of Kody Steele.

what kind of retard would compare tom to kamala?

Remember Blood Diamond? Retarded ahh jit that one.

>>151349086
Tom Aspinall

Tomala

WE cannot follow THEM.

>>151349086
Monkey brains

heeminder jon followed kamala on ig but not zognald

>>151348970
It was enough association that you could attribute much of Volk’s development to whatever time he spent with with ckb. He had to rely on those guys even if he didn’t end up training side by side with them later on. It’s just retarded to say they don’t share the same success at all, youre basically being deliberately retarded

>>151349086
we dont use the r-word here. It's offensive to asspissnal jr. we prefer 'tard

>>151349155
You have agp and are black however

when does the blood diamond fight next?

>>151349141
>that you could attribute much of Volk’s development to whatever time he spent with with ckb.
He did sparring with some of their guys a few times. He trains at his own gym under his own coaches and has his own sparring partners independent of CKB. "Rely on those guys", get that fucking dick out of your mouth. He was running his own training camps with his actual coaches. "Oh man Khamzat did some sparring at Xtreme Couture, that means Erik Nicsick is the best" fucking retard ass inbred bitch

>>151348970
dook is the people's champion and kkf is maori which means ckb actually had 3 champs

>>151349297
Salty muzzie, you're not fit to split hairs in the realm of discourse without making your agenda well known to the rest of us. You’re ignored

Ian Garry did some training at Team Rogue once that means Leon's Coach is actually the best coach

>>151349297
Fazza probably was the best coach in MMA but it’s not really saying much considering how low the bar is

fazza let me down
fazza’s in the ground
but he still let me down

>>151349399
more like the GAYNE meme will end for good

>>151349352
Revved

>>151349449
what a faggot

>>151349453
Didn’t call me wrong, tho

Ckb > dead fazza, end of

>>151349633
Revved bad

>>151349449
>This man owns the keys to Asspissnal interim chastity cage
YIKES

Uhhhh don't you know Eugene Bareman is the GOAT coach because of Volkanovski (a guy he didn't train)?!?!? You're a Muslim if you don't agree by the way

one two baby boy test the mic

and get the party jumpin for the rest of the night

Why didn't Eugene stop this

so does this faggot just swap flags every day?
or does the one faggot inspire copycat faggots to sit around on /heem/ all day talking about bussy, black dick, and calling other grown men daddy?

Real talk CKB is actually fucking ass and they've never produced a good fighter

Chama no chama

Little known fact, Eugene Bareman was the mastermind behind the rise of Aaron Pico

>>151346483 (OP)
heem don't look sleepy
heem look ded

Izzy is an obnoxious fruitcake but he provided a lot of entertainment so I never really hated him.

Beautiful game planning Eugene

>>151349981
>he provided a lot of entertainment
he's been a part of three of the most boring title fights of all time

>>151349999
it's still hilarious that someone as bad as dickus as a champion with multiple defenses

>>151347251
Nice, those are all great movies.

>>151350067
Middleweight is just that bad

>>151350067
prime eugene would simulate khamzat

>>151350067
>with multiple defenses
he should have 1 but for some reason was allowed to fight sean again

HE'S OUT

>>151350142
more justifiable than pissy fighting him off a loss

Dread it. Run from it. Gane still arrives

>>151350180
was herb reffing?

Does anybody here have a small penis? Thankfully I don't, but statistically somebody here definitely does have a very small penis.

>>151350054
But he gives you a lot shitpost content during the build up. There aren't many champs that didn't have a stinker here or there

I wouldn't know, but I'd have to guess that must be very sad and embarrassing for guys who do have small penises.

Oh well, hahaha! That sucks!!

>>151350323
>>151350375
What the hell does any of that have to do with combat sports?

>>151350456
Oh, you dont know?

Whenever I see RDR I wanna say the n word

>>151347444
eat the peanuts outta my shiat

bros Weilikino is on the way and her gf looks really cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tL_TUX1QnY

>1 minute ago
IT'S UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE4NuGOQKHQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE4NuGOQKHQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE4NuGOQKHQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE4NuGOQKHQ

>>151350897
How much are her fart jars

>>151350897
this is true virginal behavior, spammo

Rogan's ducking

https://x.com/GavinNewsom/status/1976074253532614698

>>151350955
if gavin just started tweeting about bow hunting and crotchsniffing joe would be begging to have him on like he did with the zucc. these cazzies have no idea how easy it is to get on rogan

I don't like either guy, but Newsom would verbally heem Rogan.

>>151351068
politicians rarely verbally heem anyone. they just say a lot without providing substance

>>151350955
So his argument is, essentially, "we have the most rich people so everything is fine."

>>151350067
Dricus and Jiri are proof of how far elite physicality and mindset can take you in this sport, but both of them met their match in generationally skilled talents, Khamzat and Poatan

>>151351289
>Poatan
>generationally skilled
he got grapplefucked for a full round by a Greek K1 journeyman and lost the wrist control fight to blue belt Adesanya. he also got 5-0'd by Ankalaev
I think it's great for the sport that he's champ but he's not a generational talent

havent jacked off all weekend

All of Ilia's last 3 opponents got huge wins after getting badly KOd by him, his stocks just continue to rise

toilet topuria

>>151351378
which begs the question... just how good is British icon, the Bankston Country Badger, Jay Herbert?

>>151351378
He is not only witty himself, but the source of wit in other men

>>151351362
Poatan is a generationally great kickboxer who only switched to MMA full time in his mid 30s. Khamzat is only a generationally great grappler, he's been tagged on the feet badly by Burns, Usman and even Dricus in the 5th round managed to land on him before being taken down again

Who would win: Gane or a BattleBot?

UFC Champion Mackenzie Dern

>>151351441
if khamzat was a generationally great grappler he would've finished dricus

>>151351441
yeah, but that doesn't take away from him not being a generationally great MMA fighter since a great wrestler can fuck him up. Chimaev could go up tomorrow and school him
>Khamzat is only a generationally great grappler
that's enough to be great in MMA since you can control where the fight takes place, unlike great strikers
>he's been tagged on the feet badly by Burns, Usman and even Dricus
he bought into his own hype v Burns and still had a shocker dogfight he wasn't prepped for and won
Usman barely touched him, and Khamzat had a broken hand from Usman's desperation back slam
Dricus basically didn't touch him
>>151351474
he had DDP in a crucifix for like 14 minutes and grappling control time for like 23 lol that's way more humiliating

>>151351548
humiliating for khamzat yeah

>>151351548
Aaron fucking Pico bro

It was hilarious on the UFC broadcast when they showed that Charles was tied for all time finishes across UFC/WEC/PRIDE/Strikeforce with Cro-Cop. A lot of Cro-Cop's finishes were in literal squash matches against Japanese pro-wreslters whereas all of Charles are against legit UFC competition

>>151351567
don't be such a homer. DDP being white does nothing for you. you'd probably be the type of guy he made fun of and bullied in high school
>>151351592
I come here after like 3 weeks and you literally pop right up at like 5:00am bong time. your lack of absolutely anything going on in life is extraordinary

>>151351456
Hoenstly? An battlebot with an wedge would de stablize Gane easily

Aaron "Homer" Pico

Yes I fap to bikini try on hauls on YouTube and have a playlist of over 2000 videos

>>151351669
can i see

>>151351669
drop that playlist, playa!

Aaron "Playlist" Pico

turns out I hadn't potential

Aaron "Potential" Pico

they linked up!

>>151351670
Unfortunately it’s in my watch later tab and I don’t think I can

>>151351625
Apparently those things weigh 250 lbs and their weapons are obviously dangerous but they are also tiny and lack the movement so I wouldn't count Gane out

>>151351268
I mean California is literally the industrial and agricultural heart of america. Even if you cut out Silicon Valley it is by far the most productive and profitable part of the country

Guru larps as some based trad guy who despises the degenerate west, but he also promotes sports gambling on his videos and admits to fucking black prostitutes when he visited South Africa

>>151351809
Fair play. Wheres the path to victorny for Gane though? An punch or kick to the bot would damage Gane badly. The bot cannot be tapped out. An quandry.

>>151351831
Well, I guess there are no problems then.

guru larp addicted to the shin dig

>>151351883
oops, sorry

>>151351853
No idea how he would handle the ones with a spinning blade on top but all the other ones he could probably technically break down by attacking the weak flank. Not sure how fire resistant Gane is tho

>>151351831
Thats got nothing to do with Gavin though, he’s had a negative effect on California

>>151351378
Ilia is so weak that he doesn't even flush his victims like Garth.

what did Arron Pico do?

>>151351905
I have it on good authority

pawg milfs

>>151351981
how does she wipe?

Ali needs to be deported.

>>151351989
rag on stick

>>151351999
Ali a real interesting lookin nigga

>>151351999
didnt this guy hijack a plane

JDM beats Islam I’m afraid

>>151351999
>Dana White and his retarded brother, Mongo

>>151351999
that pics looks like dana took a make a wish kid to meet trump

You cannot convince me this fewl is under 40 years old

I wrestled Blaydes in high school.

I wrestle with my insecurities.

>>151352065
I duck them due to injury

>>151352071
Levels.

>>151351999
He made the Octopus tweet.

Khamzat turned Bobby into a Netflix acror

>>151351999
Ali's posture in this pic is servile. look at that slight bow and bent head; the clasped hands; refusing to stand square to Trump--even averting his gaze!
truly a worm

>>151352065
I keep my insecurities on the outside with an strong teep aka smoking durgs

>>151352114

talmbow wmma legend octokuro?

Gmhh

>>151352197
manny pacquiao, dong hyun kim, yushin okami and superbon are on it too

>>151350955
OH HE'S HURT

>>151352248
schwab won

Can't wait to tell the Israeli hostages that McGregor won zero fights in the past 2 years.

Imagine being taken as a hostage. Like just go home you piece of shit.

>>151352297
I would tell them he hasn't lost a fight

I think Joe Pyfer should be on Joe Rogan show all the teim

Joe Pyfer the type of nigga to get taken hostage

>>151352297
Prime riri was such a slut

Joe Pyfer could fight his way out of a Mossad blacksite

>>151348892
Abdulmanap developed a game plan for Adriano Martins. It involved hm staying on the outside and making Martins miss/being opportunistic for grappling, then putting it on him in the 2nd and 3rd because Martins loses power and gets slower in the later rounds.
Javier Mendes argued that Islam's striking was so good that he was ready to stand in the pocket and go forward from the first round.
Abdulmanap argued against it over and over because of Martin's power in the first and didn't want to be a part of it.
After Islam got heemed, Abdululmanap made Islam write in his journal 'If I want to get heemed again, then don't listen to fazza". Meaning if he DOESNT want to get heemed again, he WILL listen to Abdulmanap's advice.

>>151352416
He’s Indian b he doesn’t understand English

>>151352416
Based fazza

>>151352427
What the fuck happened to this promotion with the weird ring? They had pride type rules. I think Volkov and even Fedor fought there a couple times.

>>151352424
don't lump the bong in with us indians (punjabs). he's from pakistan or bangladesh. outside chance of sri lanka

>>151352248
It's really bad b. Gringo Papi is unironically levels above it. I think thats the comedy special rogan stole schaub's jokes for too.

>>151352453
SAAAAAAAAAAR

>>151352464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bPtSOiBK7M

jeets and pakis are literally the same thing to the rest of the world btw

>>151352506
maybe if the world were /pol/ or 4chan as a whole, but your opinions are irrelevant irl. the reason you spend so much time here is because no one irl cares what you have to say lil bruv

>>151352509
Wouldn't it be more likely that Jori gets a shot vs ank than a 3rd shot vs Pereira?

oops i revved the pakjeet

bruv saar evloev

>>151352524
you are a parasite that lives off like 300 pounds a month lol you couldn't rev a car

bud bud ding ding pakjeet

>>151352530
he's right you are revved

>>151352538
council basement forgotten neet. every woman in existence would rather date a sri lankan

>>151352453
I’m upset I went at India like that. Out straight. Wtf /heem/? This is not a nice app nor does it encourage nice behavior towards each other. 43bn, man pull that and say “sike” who give a fuck, really? No one. Dip to a dip on the ship. The carry the toys ship. Leave a beast a beast.

>>151352542
you have to be genuinely autistic if you think banter only goes one way. did you not have friends growing up?

>>151352555
Now you're getting upset b. Let's all just chills.

>>151352555
yeah and you're the guy everyone revs for fun

nothing upsets jeets more than suggesting they're the same as pakis (they are)

okay I pull up

>>151352567
>>151352571
>>151352575
you nerds would never survive a locker room. you unironically think talking shit back to someone who talks shit is getting revved. bottom shelf losers

>>151352581
chillax unc

I am in your locker room saar

>>151352581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu8bH2P37kY

>>151352581
I think they're just poking at you because youre getting le super serious while trying to talk about banter. Take a deep breath and ignore them.

>>151352588
i'm calm nephew
>>151352591
wouldn't be surprised you little creep. you gon get banged with a TIX complaint your first year at community college
>>151352596
this you https://www.thewrap.com/sb-nation-drops-writer-after-child-pornography-charges/
>>151352599
>let a bunch of losers talk shit without hitting them back
shut up buddha i can chat without being mad

>>151352581
You're not even allowed in the locker room cause you'll stink it up curry boy.

>>151352608
unlike your neet ass i can afford running water and deodorant. go to sleep already you freak it's like 7am by you. and maybe use the next gib to pay new underwear

History vindicated the Neck Boys

finding a jeet in a locker room has got to be like finding water in a desert

>>151352629
>this nigga skipped gym class
way to snitch on yourself fat boy

SAAR PAY NEW UNDERWEAR SAAR

saar you cannot say I am stinking I wear the deodorant saar

you guys would never survive a mw2 lobby

Apparently ufcbjj are buying views

>>151352668
>>151352637
cowards can't (You). i'd literally make you cry irl and then you'd post a fable about it on /pol/ and probably start writing your shooter manifesto

>>151352607
Why are NFL players so bad at mma? I just don't get it.

>>151352670
CODbabbies would never survive a drunken Mario Party 2/3 brawl

>i'd literally make you cry irl
yeah with your stench mohinder lmao

>>151347212
paul craig has a better resume than 90% of that list

>>151352700
nigga you literally don't leave this place. you gotta be real life fuckin retarded to think you're not the worst smelling person in the caliphate of england. you're a disgusting freak

>>151352672
next your gonna tell me PowerSlap isnt the most viewed sport in the world

I'm scared guys there's this massive jeet out there that's going to beat my ass he's really fucking tough I don't th- what? Why are you laughing?

>>151352718
>Why are you laughing?
prob cuz you're lame enough to get bullied by an 8 year old spelling bee champ

>>151352672
Apparently you don't know shit about anything. UFCbjj matches are so good, people are too busy watching to comment. fucking goof..

>>151352718
im lauhging because u are a racist for no reason show me that you are not high intelligence but that is the expected

Chael is just annoying now, but I remember when he quickly walked to the center of the octagon for every round vs prime Anderson. That was cool.

>>151352707
most viewed sport in pakjeetland so i've heard

>>151352731
Oh and you heard this from a cousin you said?

>>151352746
dana white's not my cousin

>>151352647
>no sexual tension WMMA

>>151352758
But Mohammad is

khabitch

>>151352763
belal mohammad? no he's not either

>>151352770
Nice trick. We know all you Moslems are named Mohammad Mohamed Mohammed Muhammad Muhammed Magomed

>>151352775
i believe you have me confused with someone else i'm not a muzzpakjeet

>>151352784
Sure thing Muhammadeen

>insulting jeets? must be a paki!
>insulting pakis? must be a jeet!
only pakjeets think like this, as i said to the rest of us you are the exact same thing

>>151352801
Okay Yaseen Islam Mohammed Akhbar Mujadin Muhamed

Name calling? really? You wouldnt last a second in a locker room

What have Muslims done to you personally?

mmmmmmm wouldn't want to mess with this indian

it's 2am. should I order a cheeky late night scran to increase my BMI?

>>151352440
Weird, M-1 didn't have an even since 2020.
Appearently the guy who financed them got arrested.

L E VE L S

Eagle FC. Coming to a venue near you!

>>151352868
UFC Fight Night: Luque vs Gautier

MISFIT BOXING

KELSI MONROE IS NEXT FOR LEAH GOTTI

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Axg45_xqOT8

>>151352882
what happened to Eagle FC?

>>151352883
LEVEL

>>151352891
L'etage

>>151352891
PowerSlap blew that shit out of the water

Leah gotti is Now a boxer


https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/447574-leah-gotti

>>151352857
>>151352440
M-1 died a long time ago. It's the promotion where Tybura snapped Ante Delija's shin bone. They came back as m-1 medieval knight mma for a bit. Guys wore full knight and samurai armor and try to heem with swords and hammers. Then that died in 2020.

>>151352929
>when you enter the locker room without deodorant

>>151352902
>>151352916
if it's knuck brappers you wanna post i got you right here b

>>151352891
Dagi Russian oligarch Ziyavudden Magomedomedov, who funded all Khabib's training camps and career from the beginning, got arrested and sent to maximum security prison for 19 years. It was for organized crime and embezzling state funds.. He was also funding a lot of Eagle FC while they were trying to build their brand and get known.

DC inseminated Pereira with the life force needed to overtake Ank

>>151352982
Conor brought this up, as well as a lot of other dirt on Khabib and Ali at the press conference. Problem is he was so wired on Whiskey and Coke that his delivery of everything was frantic and manic and nobody really picked up on what he was saying because it sounded like the ramblings of a madman.

>>151352982
is this why fazzas plan is dead now

>>151353014
Many say this, but the truth is that fazzas plan was specifically, that "he MUST beat Tony Ferguson" and retire at 30-0. And his main dream was for Khabib to beat GSP as his 30th win.
Pulling out and going back to Russia instead of fighting Tony and retiring at 29-0 is where fazzas plan died.

What the hell? What the heel hook? What the Gane? What the helly?

>>151353048
Literally Thomas’s worst nightmare

>>151352991
tanked that peach
peached that tank

gane's last fight was his worst performance besides the jones fight

>>151353048
Trivia: Tom Aspinall is weak to heelhooks.

I wish someone would straight up call me gay right now so I could heem them to death.

>>151353120
I heard someone call u gay man

>>151353120
I’ll call you gay later

>>151346550
I haven't rewatched the fight but I thought Gane won, unfortunately.

Ulbeast

>>151353136
Thanks for the arrow, couldn’t locate the hue without it.

>>151353054
>>151353111
How does Tom Aspinal handle backwards heel-hooks applied incorrectly?

>>151353150
Might be effective on him, they drive on the wrong side of road in London after all.

>>151353161
They don't drive on the right side of the road? That's retarded.

Hasan piker would honestly heem jake Collier, Thomas Peterson, Chris Barnett, etc.

>>151353186
I’d watch a clip of a Jake Paul fight.
Beyond that, I can’t care.

>>151353161
Tom's not from London

>>151353186
roidtranny ducked sam hyde

>>151353120
i dont need to call u gay, i already know u r

>>151353186
Even the bummiest flyweight could kill him.

>>151353194
Proof?

Tom Aspinal:
>From London
True.
>Has a retarded son
Also True.

HEEM EVERYONE ESPECIALLY YOURSELF

always remember that /heem/

>>151353247
neither of those things are true

>>151353254
I think you'd be surprised.

where's Malaysia?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87iPKE5eLpM
heeminder tom's son is actually a genius

>>151348731
gecko

Is it possible dana found out about intelbong's little operation and had him perma heemed?

>>151353186
i'm 20%bf 225 and i could heem this retard into the fucking stratosphere with minimal effort

Nigger

>>151353311
you wouldn't survive in a locker room

Rate the fight

>>151353322
OOOOHHH OOOOOOOOHHH SHE'S HURT

>>151353322
Needed more elbows and urgency in getting underhooks

Just saw Jones bricked up with Hasbulla. The guy is a menace!

>>151353322
Beautiful clinch work for Kim. She thrives in those moments of chaos. How on earth did she ever make 125?

Ill never forget when Khabib sabotaged Tony not once but twice, and when it didnt work the third time he fled the country

hohohoho it’s a video of khabib and Islam eating chocolates! It’s so wholesome!

>>151353382
is that allowed?

>>151353311
Nothing

Giacomosisters...He's a Behemoth

>>151353441
dear lord no please no

>>151353441
Islam will miss weight, move ups always have a decent chance of weight miss for some reason

consider this, none of you can heem a kangaroo

>>151353441
lol that's only 10lbs more than normal for him. You don't put an even amount of fat and muscle when you're eating more and trying to bulk up. 10lbs total in this amount of time is almost negligible.
But I'm insulting your daddy. If Islam wins it will be even more impressive.

>>151347251
Holy based

>>151353322
diaper butt ass ho/10

>>151347799
Whites upset non whites because they're brimming with envy, unfortunately.

>>151353476
I think you'd be surprised.

>>151353476
kangaroo never seen a spinning back kick like i throw mate

>>151346483 (OP)
reddit's favorite wholesome chungus fighter

>>151353619
Chama.

>>151353619
Nah he's a /heem/ original. We liked him way before reddit. But you wouldn't know that would you faggot?

Which fighter do you reckon you can last with for more than 50 seconds? They wont know that you're inexperienced, so you have an edge in the mental warfare.

Khabib placed an 80 million short on BTC literal minutes before Trumps tariff announcement. Worrying!

>>151353434
Conor Mcgregor is one dangerous man...

post the webm

>>151353322
Hahahah what's this?

>>151353732
Imagine how much of a faggot you have to be to sucker punch a stranger.
Now imagine how much of a pillow fisted faggot you have to be to not even heem them first time after sucker punching them. Many such cases with blacks.

>>151353322
bangkok ready

>>151353732
Nah he didn’t just do Pakibong like that frfr

>the will to do springs from the knowledge that we can do.
>to put away aimlessness and to begin to think with purpose is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment.
I swear he used to use punctuation in his le epic wisdom posts. and the words would at least flow. CTE?
>walkokwisdom
walk ok wisdom?

>>151353773
Everyone thinks they’re a thinker nowadays b

>>151353740
From the Kardashian show i think

>>151353773
he misspelled walkonwisdom
walkonwisdom refers to the knowledge you gain from being a walkon athlete
walkon athletes tryout for teams instead of being selected for them, the wisdom they gain revolves around them needing to work hard and earn their success

>>151353810
that's fucked up

>>151353810
That's fucked bro

Topturo is cooked. Every press conference will be full of cuck jokes from now on I'm afraid

Welcome to Miami bitch

>>151353848
Half of the fighters are divorced, they wouldn’t stoop that low.

Topuro knocks out gaethje, taps sisslam and marries kayla harrison

Kayla Harrison has a nice bum

>>151353933
Faggot

>"im not going to invite mma youtubers who are picking gane"
least fragile ganehater

Tom Aspinall? You mean the guy who Gane KO'd in the first minute? It's been a while since anyone talked about him.

Bitch can't afford mcdonalds so she gotta cook her own hamburger.

>>151353977
Many such cases!

>>151353797
I figured, but what's happening? Looks pretty wild

Ciryl Gane has never KO'd an opponent in the first minute.

Never seen a woman throw leg kicks in a fight, that's actually hilarious. Men either really

>>151353961
Sad sad piggy...

>>151354041
They heard that La Leyende is now a single man

>>151353961
Thrice the pride, thrice the fall, I'm afraid.

I'm 100% certain would be an UFC champion right now if my parents didn't ignore me when I asked them to sign me up for aikido lessons because they thought it was violent eastern mysticism.

>>151354057
Don't even know who that is

>>151354067
You feeling better now after yesterday?

Let's go for that

>>151354052
People forget man, calf kicks have changed the game for street fights. But unironically. Even most worldstar 1v1 street fights have leg kicks now. The Jamahawl hill blk boy stance guy, where they have crab legs and are always leaning back, those guys always gets spun around with leg kicks at the start.

>>151354053
What is the shirt tom is wearing? Looks like something a fashionable obese man would wear. What's with this midlife crisis he's going through? At least WIN the undisputed title before becoming a man diva.

>>151354076
LETS SHUT THE FUCK UP

Nigger

>>151354053
Post the vampire one where he runs off with his bat wings

You don't just do that to Anthony Smith. Nobody does that to The Lionheart...

>>151354078
redpill me on fut hair transplants. why is he still bald? he must have taunted the norwood reaper something fierce. take note bros, the reaper is not to be trifled with

>>151354073
Ihave broad shoulders and strong bones, and I'm stronger than my friends even though I never work out. I'm genetically predesposed like brazzas.

>>151353476
All I need to put it to sleep is getting on its back. That reminds me of my BJJ instructor who put a pitbull to sleep with his thumbs on the dog's neck while holding its' collar. It's a shame that he got permaheemed by a river a few months later though.

Gane pees sitting down

>>151354116
FUT is the worst one where they slice a strip out where hair is the thickest, because that small bakc of the head strip can cover the top of the head balding spots. Rogan tried to get it in the 90's. They don't even hardly do FUT kind anymore and Rogan's was from a long ass time ago. Probably got roped in by a doctor who didn't even know how to do it and was just cashing in on the new procedure boom, or his scalp rejected it.
Theo Von has a more successful outcome but that's the real reason he wears the mullet hair style. To cover up the huge scar.

>>151354146
Haha thanks

>>151354154
thanks for your insight, really valuable stuff. if you don't mind, is that what turned him gay?

>>151354102
Feel tough? You wouldn't say that to the whoadies down in the nola, playa!

>>151354078
You serious?

>>151354120
Kek I don't know how this is relevant but interesting but if sharing there. I was referring to your nasty mood, but I see you're fine now

>>151354177
He seemed to be even more sugary when he had hair. Look at the pinky.

Happy thank givings a boys and goys

JOE HAVE SUGAR IN BUM

>>151354212
yes but when did the hair transplant attempt happen, was it before or after this pic? norwood reaper has obviously already been peaching him up in your picrel

Disgusting disfigured demented deformed balding transvestite piglet freak.

>>151354194
Yeah. Usually at the very start of a fight, there's always calf/leg kicks now. Usually aimed at behind the knee because they stand in the stupid bladed stance where they're leaning back-hands up and wrists pointed at the opponent like a zesty t rex.
And no one checks them ever. But they don't spam them either. And other blk boys don't even say "AYO STOP DAT KICKIN SHIEEET" anymore.

>>151354248
We don't sign our posts here.

based GODspinall make ya seethe?

>>151354225
Think was before it. Because he had a better hairline in some of the fear factory's first episodes. But he had multiple transplants and got tired of having to get them after they failed.
Now he's living his best life.

>>151354248
Get back on them shits playa!

consider the following: Rogan was replaced

>>151354236
That's crazy, I wonder how this came about. I love kicking people, legs are much stronger than arms, so was a no brainer for me but I was the only one

Also black boy stance made me laugh haha. You'll find it funny to know they don't do it over here. Like an alternative universe

Nothing personal agains't Merab, hes a funny guy but hes the champ that hypes me up the least for his defenses (including the women)

Crazy to admit but Aljo was more exciting, i fear

I've heard tale that Joe Rogan is extremely fucking gay, your thoughts?

Why hasn't he been on JRE? He's clearly teasing the sugar lord with this pics

>>151354322
Is there an equivalent retard stance over there? Like a scouser cazzie stance, or a hooligan stance for scraps after the football game?

>>151354433
Haha well you know the classic Irishman stance, it probably slipped your mind.
But no there isn't. The culture is so null and void not even fighting has any sort of style

I've always enjoyed seeing British people basically abuse each other for being from a different part of their shit hole country but never question why filthy moslems and congo coons popped up overnight

What would you do if Joe rogan fake laughed at your joke to you face? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6mQFLl-ZSg

>>151354455
It is quite interesting isn't it. And the'll criticise a lovely beer drinking polish fella who came from a stones throw away but then a blind eye to the rest

>>151354459
I wish Joe would fake laugh like a normal person, it's really cringe when he gets a someone on who talks serious subjects but tries to throw in a joke and Joe completely ignores it.
Thats the "I'm a fellow comedian, and I get this" laugh. You're mistaken.
Sort of like when people who want to be seen as MMA experts get on the edge of their seats when laying and grinding is going on

TL;DR? Tough, you can't miss out on my comment gems

>>151354482
*tap tap* the fuck? Where's me eggs da?

>>151354452
>classic Irishman stance
Oh yeah. Conor is using that stance unironically in his newer pad work videos kek

anime

"Super" Sage Northcutt

>>151354522
This stance?

>>151354522
Ya see ya see, sometimes things are so ubiquitous you don't even see them hehe

What about you patrick? A big nigga's gotta eat

>>151354553
Kek you idiot. Usually I don't entertain the gay stuff but this made me chuckle

>>151354552
This reminds me, I finally found one of the Photos of Sage and his sister

>>151354552
>Training hard for my comeback!
Open houses are the cardio. Negotiations are the sparring and EVERY deal ends in a unanimous decision.

>>151354468
Personally I couldn't deal with that. I've lived in the south all my life and would gladly smash your head in with a river rock based on a Mel Gibson movie. Blacks and foreigners just ruin everything though, we can't get at each other cause we have to deal with them

>>151354644
but what about the engineering degree

>>151354666
Why do you want to harm me?

>>151354502
It's a withered fake laugh with non comedians and a dead nod to comedians when he gets the bit, yes. But it's deteriorated with his lifeforce. Now a cold dead dialogue tree npc response.
>You can't miss out on my comment gems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwspGL2rQrk

Upon rewatch I believe Gayrot is up there with Ankalaev and Dricus for KWABOTY. Utterly pathetic performance

>>151354697
You're wrong

reinier

>>151354668
He's building and engineering new relationships with his clients in order to make the sale. A social engineer. A real estate agent is an engineer, in so many ways.

>>151354674
SCARED FAT BRITISH MAN BRING YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW

>>151354754
FUCK! YOU!

>>151354730
Afraid not. It's a new noise he's made ever since the red studio onwards. He used to laugh out his fake laughs with actual laughter. Now it's a dying sheep noise. You probably do it to. It's time to stop.

I've never met a European I couldn't heem. My muscles and tendons are infused with hundreds of Wendy's burgers and questionable testosterone they inject into these cows. Now how I ask, is a fish and chips man going to deal with triple burger extra cheese man? It just can't happen, it will never happen. We own you and make you dance like a puppet

We've really not seen anybody solve the Bo Nickal puzzle yet. Rdr was simply a crafty vet, he didn't play into Bo's game at all. When the likes of Val Woodburn tried to dismantle the all american wrestling superstar they found themselves regaining consciousness in the ICU being told their lip would need many many stitches, wuss pain of their life!

>>151354762
When did I become fat?
I'll elbow you in the eyesocket

Zahabi barely won against a century old decayed corpse of jose aldo, surely chito vera will win this fight, right ?

>>151354775
A new noise since the shitty red studio. Interesting. I don't watch the comedian and actor episodes so I wouldn't know.
I don't know why the hell you do

>>151354818
Zahabi is 37 and aldo was 38, there was not much difference in age between them

>>151354831
Crawford just watches highlights and huge fights. Mostly huge fight highlights. And he knows that, shame in him. Not in a position to give an opinion at all

Look at the swelling on that lead leg, I thinks he's already compromised. He's in real trouble here

>>151354842
MMA age is different
Luque was only 1 year older than Alvarez

>>151354842
Aldo has been through wars man

You got a what now, Tom?

>>151354890
THROAT GOAT

>>151354890
Pakistrannygang acquired tomala

>>151354890
>Tom gets a new galactic throat

What will it be?

Nah fuck that!!

Dana White on Instagram: i'm gay

I love heem because some people convinced themselves Gane is good, and the other half know he's about to get a council house culo blasting courtesy of the champion and father of a retard

He makes gun signs with one hand, and animal balloons with his other hand. Nathan is a credit to his community.

Dana White on Instagram: Conor McGregor is coming back as a ring girl

Sorry my GDS is acting up again. I didn't mean it.

>>151354890
He's gonna need it if he wants to pleasure Gane's BBC

Bo "Combat Master" Nickal

>>151354890
why is he fucking himself up with so many retarded tattoos covering every part of his body? you usually only see this level of ink in so many unusual places with mentally ill people or Kevin Lee tier fighters
a back piece is cool. having your entire neck and the back of your skull inked is legitimately troubling

WTF

>>151354890
Honestly? Respect.

>>151355180
props for knowing what respect is

>Don't you know, PUMP IT UP
You got to pump it up

>>151355171
Trauma from Jondaddy bodying his demented disfigured deformed disgusting transvestite piglet freak ass.

>>151355177
Tom Asspinall should be cut

>>151355194
Props for propsing the props.
Props

>>151355207
Bodied that freak

>>151355201
what the fuck are you even trying to say you mentally deranged freak
don't reply to be ever again

prime tito ortiz destroys topturo

>>151355199
Nelk daddies absolutely gaped this piglet freak I fear

>>151355216
He's right though

Prime Tito Ortiz can't count to 10.

>>151355216
>don't reply to be ever

KEK

JONDADDY got ya bacon bussy boiminge in a twist, huh?

>>151354842
Aldo was 45 dawlg

>>151355215
We dont sign our posts here

New Morning Kombat goes live at the top of the hour, get in here!

https://www.youtube.com/live/9OBWUU_CaZ4?si=ZESVhLrbcbKriyts

Next one will have Gane or we won't post in it

>>151355263
Hows WoW faggot?

>>151355269
>>151355269
>>151355269

Someone make a real one

>>151351289
Especially HW

>>151352581
>locker room
What is this gay ass amerimutt non sense

>>151352670
That shit is so gay lmao
Amerimutts really think that talking shit online is some kind of bravery