Thread 151349639

Seattle Mariners at Toronto Blue Jays
>>151348058

'stros

POORONTO

ITS OVER

do something m's

No shit our spaniard is throwing for the mariners

time for the bullpen to become the blowpen once again

Yeah Jays aren't winning tonight

clutch polo

shit

Hehe this is exactly where we want them... time for the comeback :)

Anime in

kek blow gays

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>>151349639 (OP)
I'm DEFINITELY buying a Polanco jersey tomorrow.

El Polo Loco

sneaky yankees just absorb all hits the jays have to offer

Fuck this might as well just go to bed

POLANCOOOOOOOO

>>151349634
only played a few years of little league but how do you not swing for the fences?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thats what I'm talking about!

This is the 2nd and 4th best teams in baseball?

nintendo bros we so got this in the bag. Eat shit india.

>>151349699
which one of those SA countries is he from again

h-h..happy thanksgiving I guess…

Hey anyone see this Roidleaf with really small head? kek

i wonder what christian slater is doing right now

>>151349714
Hand placement, bat speed, types of pitches you’ll take vs let go

I wanna eat food

remember how cocky the jays were in the first inning?

M's and Brewers in the WC lets go

>>151349744
guy in front of him has a butt plug on his shirt and i'm not kidding kek

>3 to fucking 1
Not complaining, but how the fuck?

>>151349771
M's and Doyers

>>151349722
Just shows how much better the Dodgers are than everyone else.

>>151349771
the pilots had the best hat in baseball history

>>151349744
I could kick his ass

>>151349767
i had some kickass sushi near the hockey hall of fame

>>151349748
buttfucking email

blow gays kek

MORE LIKE

TORONTO JEW GAYS

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

PLEASED TO BE GETTING MORE OUTS SAARS

>>151349767
sunday is the optimal thanksgiving day

Lots of washed up actors appear in shitty ads in the US. Don't they have work?

>>151349771
ms and doyers m fraid

>>151349701
Dont be a s0yb0y consoomer

>>151349771
Where did all the Canadian flags go?

This isn't how its supposed to go, the noise level is supposed to rattle the Mariners not motivate them

>>151349729
Dominican republic

>>151349776
Much better bullpen, second half was always gonna lean Mariners. This series will come down to how many SPs they can put up to limit the damage from the Jays offense in the first half, because Mariners will basically always outperform in the second as long as their offense is remotely present.

>>151349748
Probably Gleaming The Cube.

>>151349817
It's a decent paycheck for one day's work

huge choke, it be fine if it was against their ace but this is our ace and best relievers vs their number 4 guy and a beat up bullpen

Im not even worried
Jays will be fine

>>151349798
I wish Portland got a team and they got the Pilots branding. Portland Pilots

>>151349767
Have a hotdog with cream cheese, onions and jalapenos then

umps trying to help the jays :)

>>151349852
jays go on cold streaks all the time, even in the loss vs yankees they could hit

>>151349827
okay so he is one of Big Papi boys

>>151349856
Should be the Mavericks tbqh.

Raleigh!

>>151349849
>>151349852
a tale of two canadians

i had the BK monster menu for dinner

Nobody else is going to score

Ok I'm actually started to get angry at this ump

It's not funny anymore.

>>151349871
Theyll figure it out

>canadians vs pacific north west
2 repugnant populaces

>>151349852
Losing home games hurts like hell though for this team

>>151349744
Nothing to do in Canada except juice and get huge and plow dudes

>>151349845
that cheese look very tasty...let me have a slice for my burger

>>151349852
agreed

>>151349639 (OP)
>poojays

this ump is so bad lol

>>151349894
Probably the gayest series in the history of baseball, canadians vs some guys with fucking nintendo switch patches on their arms

>>151349906
>crinkle cut fries
gay

question for canucks... what is the cope going to be going into game 2?

SQUAREZ

so do all the fielders also have pitch com?

>>151349825
>trying to rattle Seattle fans with loud noise
lol
lmao even

>>151349918
yankees/mets was gayer

>>151349891
do you have the express written permission of the office of the commissioner of baseball for that?

fluharty has been great

>>151349926
those are the best one frozen

poofarty!

Ms in 4 :)

>>151349918
thank god the highly heterosexual series with Front Row Amy will be on tomorrow

>>151349894
Does Vancouver like the Mariners? Or do Canadians not care about baseball

>>151349926
>he doesn't appreciate surface area
faggot shit

rally blue gays

I think Geno SUCKS

>>151349849
miller is arguably their #6 but hes been great in the postseason

>>151349856
Portland would be a nice addition unironically. The A’s should’ve just moved there

>>151349934
Statistically speaking the mariners have literally 0% chance of making it into the world series
Thats just basic science

Lions are running down the Queefs

>>151349952
nah, yanks and mets creates east coast loud mouth irish italian kino

>leaf cucks think they can win at an american sport
LMAO

>>151349894
not enough lowry's for you?

>>151349966
>doyers
>heterosexual

>>151349939
no you get to pick i think 3 other players, usually it's like SS, CF, 2B/3B but it depends on the team

>>151349970

thats why he's on the raiders now

>>151349967
Vancouver has a minor league team, they're pretty passionate

>>151349967
Canada only cares about baseball when the Blue Jays do well

>>151349953
I do not need the express written permission of the office of the commissioner of baseball

>>151349990
why must you lie anon...do you need attention or a dick up your asshole

>>151349967
well one time a couple seasons ago I saw a mariners blue jays game in seattle and there were a TON of jays fans

>>151349967
Baseball has been on the way out with the younger generations

With my parents it was very popular

>>151349912
kek

>>151349992
but they're new yorkers so i hate them.

>>151349934
real toronto fans just assume the team is going to blow it at any moment until one of them doesnt once every 25 years

>>151349967
Vancouver jays assholes invade Seattle every year

>>151349856
The University of Portland has the Pilots name.

>>151349967
I’m surprised Canada only has one team. If Montreal doesn’t get the Expos back would Vancouver be the next choice?

>>151350032
grim

>>151349881
How was it?

>>151350032
>NFL more popular than CFL
how?

>>151349967
Everyone in Canada supports the Blue Jays. They flood T-mobile park it's a travesty.

>>151350032
soccer going world wide was a fucking mistake

>>151349918
but nintendo is the straight white man's console of choice, nigger

>>151350061
yes

>>151350061
vancouver is too small and chinks don't watch baseball

>>151350038
go fuck yaself fag

someone post bold and brash painted by squidward

>>151350059
you down with UPP?

>>151350075
That's like asking how EPL is more popular than MLS here. People just want to watch the best.

>>151350089
>straight
ummm.....

imagine getting spitroasted by peter murphy and christian slater

How do these twinks hurl absolute gas? It’s gotta be mostly technique?

>>151350009
Seattle area has a AAA team and high-A team, alongside an NFL team, NHL team, MLB team, MLS team, and will likely be getting a new NBA team soon, not to mention the college and womens sports.

Canadian Benedict Arnold, Matt Brash

>>151350061
Canada should have zero teams. All MLB teams should be in the US.

>>151350061
Vancouver is probably the city that unironcally likes baseball the most and most Canadian baseball players have come from BC

But it's less economically feasible than Toronto or Montreal

New York would be a pretty cool city if it wasn't so full of New Yorkers.

>>151350032
There is a strong vancouver seattle rivalry in Soccer and the prospect of one in hockey.

>>151350061
i recently met an old ass dude at a local bar, he supposedly played for the expos and was randy johnson's catcher and roommate. he told me randy has a beautiful mind and a real keen eye, but he's an unbelievable asshole

Embarassing performance from the offence tonight.

gg lads

I love an easy inning from Brash.

>>151350147
Kraken is such a shit tier reddit name. They should have went with Seattle Whalers

Of it were the Seattle yankees we would have like 20 hits
>>151350075
Have you seen a Cfl game compared to an NFL one ?

>>151350113
why?

Just HOW BAD are the stankees?

>>151350098
HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK ME YOURSELF, BITCH

hey beisbol bros should i buy a new suburu forestor or bmw x5

>>151350138
He is smoking my jays that fucker

>>151350150
They're grounding weakly and flying out, even if they're not striking out. It's not working out

>>151349771
>Forced to play their first season two years early in a shitty fucked up minor league stadium built on a tidal swamp because of some faggot lobbyists from Kansas City
>So popular that the plumbing in the bathrooms gave out halfway through every game and filled the bathrooms with shit water
>Stolen from Seattle half-way through the season
>Still did kinda okay even though they couldn't pay their fucking players because they were getting moved to MilFucky

RIP Pilots you were too good for this world

>>151350166
Same he had me worried for a while but now he's been going off

my nigga scottie

did you guys take your SKYRIZI (TM) today???

>>151350192
2002 toyota avalon xl

>>151350061
Honestly, Vancouver would make for a much better geographical rival for the Mariners as opposed to Portland.

How many pitches was that inning?
>>151350178
Micky Mouse team.

>>151350169
rightful Hartford clay

>>151350075
CFL is big with Midwest teams like Calgary, Edmonton, Winnipeg and Saskatchewan and with boomers. Toronto has like 5 teams and they get zero attention here

Although when I was younger they seemed.more popular.

Although with that being said grey cups still pull really strong ratings in Canada

>>151350197
He can do that.

>>151350197
They woke the fire inside him..

>>151350021
Im on the under and im a sport betting degen. I know these teams, I know the entire league

>>151350207
I don't have immune or inflammatory problems so, no

>>151350192
cx-5

>>151350032
What about Banana Ball?

>>151350204
He's clearly pitching for groundball contact and it is adding a dangerous dimension to his stuff.

digits and raleigh homer in the 9th

If the Doyers had Seattle’s relievers, they would have won 140 games

>>151350243
Sports gamblers are subhuman

>>151350271
and if I had your mom's tits, you'd be drinking my milk

I lost my virginity in a 2009 toyota corolla you should get a 2009 toyota corolla

>>151350279
casinos are subhuman

>>151350175
would just be a crazy experience is all. ontologically.

>>151350216
A cross-border rivalry would be kino

>>151350131
Well obviously Seattle is the bigger city and market. It's just that Vancouver is the only place outside Ontario where baseball is significantly popular in Canada.

>>151350298
>>151350192

Victor bloop!

lets get one more insurance run just in case m's

Hell yeah, Robles finally did something!

holy kek

>>151350301
They're fun for a few hours. Gambling at home on your phone is objectively subhuman behavior and you should honestly consider killing yourself

can we agree that the mariners are bloody benchods?

Lets go Mariners, happy Oktoberfest Friends!

lol how did he get there in time?

>>151350169
They shoulda picked new colors but called themselves the Metropolitans. Even after 100 years you don't just throw away a franchise with two Stanley Cups.

>>151350297
I'd love to drink some hot girl's milk straight from the tit and then french kiss her with a bunch of sloppy milk swap

>>151350363
sounds important

>>151350363
we all do, anon.

>>151350349
I guess they could have Beanboy....if the price was right. Elite reliever! We'll make a deal!

It’s over berdbros
Mariners are winning the series

>>151350351
Bloody basterds the lot of them

>>151350353
What is that slop? Youre not even drinking right

>>151350363
>he doesnt do this on a regular basis with wife and her hot friends
ngmi anonbro...

>>151350353
Wow that's a really nice spread they put out for you guys at the retirement home. Love worms in gravy!

>>151350363
i used to think i would want to do something like that but now that it's a possibility i couldn't imagine taking food meant for my kid

>>151350408
don't jinx the Mariners please

Senor smoke

>>151350353
seriously?

>>151350409
they wouldn't even show bobs or vagenes

>>151350433
BRUH fix that injustice right now. she will produce more. you must enjoy the promised land for the rest of us
FIX IT

Did the Jays decide to skip today's game? The only one who showed up was Springer and the Jew

i havent drank since new years baseball bros feels gud

WTF, Randy? It's 87, 88, 87. You do not have to swing for the fences every time.

It's time for SENIOR SMOKE!

It's Munoz time, motherfuckers.

Mister Steam time

SCORE RUNS

>>151350397
I may even be willing to part with lefty relieving ACE caleb ferguson

fun day on /int/ today

>>151350298
what was your partner like? did he look like christian slater

>>151350411
It was spatzle with gravy, had to settle for the Sam Adams for my third beer, sadly ran out of the German beer. Shouldve taken a picture of the first plate, it was a real garbage plate haha

>>151350428
NTA How can I convince my wife to have hot friends

sex with evanna

>>151350353
Anon are you posting from the fucking Sons of Norway lodge lmao

It's the bottom of the 9th, let us pray.

>>151350443
I saw the script
Mariners Brewers final
There’s nothing to be done

how do people even have sex in cars and airplanes? it must be so uncomfortable. I can't imagine having sex in places where I don't have full freedom of movement
I have fingered a girl in her car though and gotten a blowie

>>151350520
Tell her you have a good reason.

>>151350530
Mariners Dodgers actually

>>151350353
wtf is this shit

>>151350520
why would you want more problems

>>151350537
i got road head at night on I-5 once and i'm pretty sure a truck driver saw it

VLADDY DOWN

>>151350544
Okay I will. I mean, what's she gonna do? Leave me and take the kids? Good luck getting child support i'm broke as fuck. For me? It's cigarettes, hotdogs, whores

who are we, the yankees?

The Mariners are going to blow up the CN Tower.

>>151350537
out of necessity when you're young because of parents being home, anyone else i don't understand either

Muñoz is the best closer in the league
Kirk is the best catcher in the league

>>151350561
I hope you made eye contact and did the horn tug gesture

fuckin jays man WTF

>>151350537
Had sex a few times in my old jetta station wagon but she got burns on her shoulder blades from the shit upholstery. Rather fuck anywhere else DESU

>>151350537
it can be a bit of a logistical nightmare. it depends on the car and the size of the people involved. i fucked a girl in her kia soul once. terrible experience

Regular season feeling loss, all the loud fans got priced out. GG Mariners, see ya tomorrow

GAME

>>151350591
kek

REDDIT, WE DID IT!

51st STATE

THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS JUST PLAYED 15 FUCKING INNINGS AND WON THE BALLGAME

>>151350548
>Doyers
lol lmao

haha get fucked
noone gave us a chance

My mariners :)

lets fucking goooo

I'm sorry to ever doubted you Bryce Miller

MARINERS WIN
>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
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are the marners legit?

>>151350537
It takes some effort but once you know the right positions it isn't so bad. I used to sexo girls in my car all the time until my (now) wife and I got caught by some teenagers and chased out of some random neighborhood shirtless at like 90 mph lol

FULL MOON OVER TORONTO

gg

>>151350629
The game is BACK
America is BACK

did anyone screenshot the blonde milf

yay, gg jays

wow what a bad game

Shoulda let fuckin Schneider have a knock

try that shit again on my jays tomorrow fags

Fucking incredible job Mariners

A complete meltdown. We're never gonna recover from this.

Jay's blowing what should have been an easy win.

THE PROTAGONISTS OF BASEBALL

M's bros believe!

gg Ms

MARINERS WIN

>>151350604
asking anon to get his dick bitten off when the horn scares the shit out of his woman

What a wet fart of a team

BYE BYE POO IN THE LOOS

An entire country roots for that

Not only did the jays lose, but they let a beat up and tired bullpen get an easy night. Complete failure.

>>151350537
You're fat

FUCK YEAH

>>151350648
One of the best pitching lineups in the league, their offense is streaky but they've been scrapping it out. Memeiners v Doyers WS this year for sure.

>>151349639 (OP)
>poo jays

WE DID IT MARINER BROS

>>151350672
>Assfucked in game 1 by the most famously bad team in baseball

fuck you lol

>>151350661
Can't wait to see the ump card tonight.

USA

USA

USA

Just took a big Toronto Blue Jay's in my toilet

DAAAAAAAAAA BLUE JAY LOSE

>>151350629
Based!

>>151350706
you chew smegma

Praise Jesus Mariners Win Mariners Win Praise Jesus Mariners Win Mariners Win

MAKE IT MAC TONIGHT!

Shoulda wheeled Bo out there wtf was that

>>151350712
If Bryan “Nature Boy” Woo comes back close to healthy, they’ll destroy the Blue Gays

>>151350662
Wdym? Mariners won. Fuck Canada

>>151350732
Why are Canadians obsessed with a Twitter accounts random grading system? Seen multiple comments about it today.

GIB PENNANT LEAFS

seething cucknadians have to bow down (again) before the supremacy of THESE United States of America!

Time to listen to the post game show! GOMS

better get them tears ready, vladdy!

Leafs suddenly really quiet.

om paper this was 100% a game the jays had to win

>>151350827
Fox or mlb net?

DAAAAAAAAA BLOWGAYS LOSE

Imagine being Canadian and having no 2nd Amendment and then the Blue Jays lose.

BREWINERS REAL

>>151350732
i think he still favored the jays a little more.

the only post season hat thats sold out is seattle's
none of the other fanbases even care, they dont deserve to win

>>151350863
710, Seattle Sports for Rick Rizzs, Aaron Goldsmith, Brad Adam and Angie Mentinck.

>>151350872
>they're reddit because I don't like their city
Stay mad faggot

>>151350849
Yeah this is embarrassing for them, one of the hottest offenses in the playoffs got to sit on their asses while a team that just went 15 innings and tapped like every single one of their pitchers has to hurry onto a 6 hour flight. I don't even know you lose in that situation, let alone in 100 pitches.

Fucking incredible.

I can't believe Miller got us over the finish line in spectacular fashion. This team had nothing in the tank and we rolled the best case scenario when it mattered most. We're gonna make it boys

Ours is bigger.

marner wins

>>151350890
I'm going to game 3 and game 5 if necessary. I'm fucking psyched. I was at games 2 and 5 for the DS and had the time of my life.

>>151350898
Holy based radiochad

Toronto Blow Jobs

what are the odds if you win the first game that you take the series

>>151350931
so lucky
how much are tickets?

easy match

tomorrow we are all Brewers fans
FUCK THE CHEATING DODGERS

>>151350903
Go put your golden retriever in the caged partition of your subaru outback and fuck off dyke

>>151350926
Ours is more aesthetic and was baptized by Elvis Presley

>>151350922
Biggest ALCS game in M's history right? When you consider the context?

>>151350926
ours is more kino

Did the Recker really mindfucked Manoah?

>>151350922
are you the people from that state that trumps hate and have the dancing frogs

>>151350926
>soul vs soulless

The raped

>>151350959
golden retrievers are such shit dogs besides generally being good with humans and low maintenance and chick magnets

>>151350958
NOT ME I LOVE THE DODGERS AND MY CUBBIES

>>151350990
Portland only has a basketball team

>>151350915
>one of the hottest offenses in the playoffs
they played the shittiest team in the playoffs

>>151350952
I paid very reasonable prices because I'm a flex membership holder. I had to pay for a 6 game partial strip back in August and they are paying off big time now. For the ALCS my terrace level tickets will only be $190 and the 300 level tickets will be $130. That's a steal compared to what the single sale was.

where is the poster insisting blue jays bats were hot and the mariners were going to lose today because they were “tired”?

>>151350926
Ours is just a wacky looking restaurant, not an important piece of infrastructure.

>>151351023
SO YOU TWO SHARE ONE TEAM RIGHT

kwab

>>151351023
They have one the best supported MLS teams

>>151350971
This

>>151350958
this but the opposite

>>151351020
yay!

>>151351035
damn dude that's not bad at all
so lucky, enjoy man

>>151351063
i love this show

>>151350926
The only important thing in Toronto is U Waterloo that feeds your best graduates to the US. kek

>>151351020
based

>>151351035
you could also get 10% off your seats by using code Jomboy at SeatGeek

>>151351093
>>151351063
I loved watching this when it was on, even though I was a kid.

>>151351075
SAVED

>>151351020
>>151351075
>>151351109
how long till your poverty team wins another World Series? see ya in 2124 when they win it all again

>>151351090
Oh yeah, the previous rounds were even cheaper and I get refunded whatever games don't get played. I had to buy some WS game 1 tix and that was costly, but I already had game 2 and am gonna get refunded home game 4 since there's no way we can have home field.

>>151351109
stapling this to my shirt tomorrow at 7pm CST (the only time zone that matters)

>>151350995
DAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLUEJAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS

>>151351002
They’re also the most aesthetic dog. They aren’t shit they’re the best dog. You get one and you will never have a better friend. Ever. The only downside is I have never had one live longer than 10 years. They all died young on me in spite of my best efforts.

>>151351156
how will you animate it?

how come theres all these lil alliances between teams in this genny but none with the yankees?
even the doyers have some bearieposter posing the idea of a cubdgers alliance

>>151351147
I PLAY FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME MATE...win lose or draw. LETS GO CUBBIES 2026. THATS THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN YOU AND ME

>>151351189
cubs peep on the front and doyers peep on the back and i'll just spin on my computer chair really fast

>>151351153
Very cool anon, it must be an amazing tine in the park.

>>151351163
I was joking in my first post but theyre really not that aesthetic beyond age 2 - you're probably falling for loving how your own dog looks (its fine, we all do it)
Dalmatians mog on aesthetics, but theyre even more prone to health issues than goldens

>>151351205
broships are gay
they do not interest the yankees

I WANT THIS FUCKING HAT

Definition of a trap game, like how the Blue Jays were suppose to lose to the Yankees on the bullpen day. No time to feel sorry for yourselves, the next game is less than 18 hours away.

>>151351224
holy based

ATTENTION TORONTO: WE HAVE SIEZED THE ROGERS CENTER AND HAVE PLACED EXPLOSIVES AT THE BASE OF THE CN TOWER. IF OUR DEMANDS FOR A PENNANT ARE NOT MET WE WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS.

i like german shepherds

>>151351205
Every sport needs a “villain” and the Yankees fill that role.

>>151351285
that's a sexy hat

You guys, I'm hungry, but I've been losing weight and it's kind of late. Should I go out to eat? I don't have to work tomorrow.

>>151351285
I'm gonna pick up some at the team store tomorrow morning.

>>151351285
Seattle sports teams do have cool colours and logos.

>Detoilet knocked out
>Blow Jobs in fetal position waiting for the next beating
Marinerposters I don’t even know what it’s like to win in the playoffs I feel out of my element here. What am I even supposed to talk about anymore if I’m not complaining about the Mariners being the only team to never get to the World Series?

>>151350926
>no girth
>pencil tourist attraction

>>151351322
where? They won't have it in stock right?

>>151351159
blow gays kek

>>151351285
nice
get one anon

>>151351322
you deserve to stuff your face anon after an M's win like this.

>>151351359
it's been sold out 30mins after the Tigers game 5 win
it's the ONLY hat that's sold out

>>151351205
yankstros

>>151351344
The team store on 4th. I'll probably call them before I go, but I have another appointment downtown, so I'll be in the area.

>>151351364
May need to hit up a Denny's or something similar.

>>151350915
Jays got overconfident after savaging the Yankees, but with Bichette and now Lukes both being out of the game due to a knee injury may have rattled the players.
What's interesting is that the Mariners struck out nearly three times as much as the Jays, so we have great contact but just too many fly balls. We have to adjust our hitting angle for the next game.

>>151351283
No they’re actually beautiful if they’re healthy. I had one who was more red golden and one who was more white golden and they were adorable. People were constantly telling me how beautiful they were. Not “oh cute dog”. They would say beautiful.

>>151351392
if they have it I'll make the drive down from Everett just for that fucking hat
fuck me

i like dogs but it's funny how much seethe i get from 'dog parents' my age when i'm out on a walk with my infant

Jays world series was beating the Yankees. Sad.

>>151351435
they probably think its weird that youre leashing an infant

When I was at t-mobile a few weeks ago to watch my doggiedoos one of the concession stands had a Cal-zone on the menu, but the Mariners have a player who's name is basically Calzone and that just doesn't sit right with me.

Blue Jobs

>>151351416
Fellow Snohomish County bro. I'm taking the light rail for my appointments.

>>151351435
Dog owners are garbage. They're basically Disney adults.

>>151351470
>T-Mobile
>Doggie dos
>Calzone
AI post?

>>151351312
are you a white woman

>>151351403
Yeah people can't look at scorelines and say "offense just sucked tonight", you gotta watch the games. Everyone went for homers, the winning team is the one that made it to the stands more. Jays made fine contact but nearly all the balls died. Still plenty of time to adjust and turn the series around, hopefully Lukes will be alright and the team can refocus a bit.

>>151351480
Oh hey I remember you. You were that shitposter the other day that said whiskey was Reddit.

>>151351451
Yankees being eliminated for 16 years in a row is every teams World Series. Cope wagoner.

>blue jays two days ago: wow I can’t believe 15 innings and no runs since the 7th these teams are shit we are going to sweep they’re tired bullpen
>blue jays today: only scored one run on the first pitch of the game. 8.99 innings of 0

Um I would like to see the Mariners win the series - and World Series. Thank you for reading this.

>>151351312

I owned one when I was younger. I now have a great pyrenees.

>>151351590
This but unironically

>>151351530
>>151351403
Very true, Lukes injury most likely rattled the lineup and I think they were out partying too much. Kirk was missing simple catches from the pitchers as well

>>151351205
there's a cubkees poster

>>151351590
holy shit are you me

>>151351614
beating the Yankees really was their world series kek

>>151351652
Yankees suck though that’s the funny thing. Outside of judge they were a mess

>>151351652
everyone loved it when they beat the yankees, but Jays still know they gotta play ball. they were just sloppy all night

>>151351590
I say this.

did the blue gays forget their bats in new york or

>>151351558
Who watches dogs at a T-Mobile store while thinking about calzone?

>>151351590

no way, me too!

>>151351590
Put me in the screencap

>>151351614
You could tell he was really feeling it the next swing. Hopefully he's fucked up for the next game too ;)

>>151351671
they had 94 wins and the most home runs in the league

>>151351702
I guarantee they partied too hard that night

>>151351733
even yankees fans knew they beat up on bad teams but only played .500 ball against good teams. They were bullies who only hit home runs

>>151351733
and still lose the playoffs. any other excuses?

>>151351733
Slugging doesn't pay in the playoffs. That's why mariners score low but they have the bullpen and defense to back it up

>every team struggles to score against mariners
>wow why do we suck tonight
does no one understand how good the mariner defense is

>>151351755
mariners arent winning the world series because of their lack of contact

>>151351725
incoming mariners injuries

>>151351770
For some reason I have a vision of you telling people yesterday mariners weren’t going to win the last series. Or win today either.

>>151351614
Yeah, I was wondering what was going on with Kirk. He's been useless since the first game of the divisional.
>>151351652
Maybe. I think the Jays really took advantage of the Yankees fielding by playing small ball whereas tonight they just seemed to be trying for homers even though we aren't a homer-hitting team.

>>151351748
what excuse am I making?

>>151351779
That's the only thing that will save your season Gupta

>>151351799
im new here, pal

>>151351779
Somebody's getting their balls chopped, and I think it's you, leaf

>>151351814
we will see Chang

>>151351470
kys

>>151351763
It has been very good the last couple of years. The addition of Naylor has made it elite.

>>151351770
Yes, I think the Mariners would probably be beaten and maybe even swept by the Dodgers if that's how the World Series ends up. They would be made mincemeat out of pitchers like Sasaki and, unlike the Jays, they actually have three or four hitters that can at least hit the distance for a home run.

>>151351904
Mariners played the dodger b team and got stunted, dabbed, and perhaps even pooped on.

>>151351763
>>151351858
Their ALDS is a bit hazy in my mind, but I'm assuming they got at least a few of those double plays so yes they're pretty damn good, but there was only one catch that stood out to me tonight and it wasn't anything spectacular. I really think their victory tonight was more an issue with Jays batting than their pitching unless their pitchers found some sweet spot that causes the Jays batters to ground out/pop up, and while my eye isn't trained enough to make that determination my instinct tells me it is more likely the former.

blowgaydoo ‘em!

Cardiners!

>>151351530
cope, 2 hits.

>>151351763
they're 15th in runs allowed and bottom 10 on the road, literally carried by their bullshit stadium that even they can't hit in themselves.

>>151351063
The Mariners should have a Frasier night with Kelsey Grammer throwing out the first pitch in character.

>>151349852
fuck the blue gays. BCer rooting for the Mariners as the real ball fans here do. Cascadia 4ever

>>151349967
I'd say about 30% of Vancouver baseball fans are Mariners fans 70% are Gays fans. I'm in the 30%. I will never cheer for anything from Shitronto.

>>151352366
That’s because the start of the season. They turned it around at the end of the regular season especially after the final trade deadline. Mariners only became playoff worthy at the last minute.

Yup it's over, Doyers will win again fuck this sport hockey time kek

>>151349639 (OP)
>laffs