Thread 151354808

>>151354808 (OP)
fuck that dov bot

Posting on the genny on a monday after your team big win is such a good feeling

>>151354808 (OP)
Rooting for injuries to every white quarterback except Michael Oenix

Lions bros, trust the plan

>>151354808 (OP)
This dude sucks

*wins the AFC South*

>>151354823
The Dubai Assassins are winning it all this year

>>151354829
Only thing I'm concerned about is the offense. Idk why Morton refuses to throw the fucking ball. Every time they do they go right down the field. Defense has been a lot better outside of the Chiefs game and that's to be expected with all those injuries. Wasn't expecting to win and the reffies were in rare form yesterday. It's all good.

so is Mahomes back

>>151354808 (OP)
Finally, a good OP

Despite making up 3% of the kicker population, Harrison Butler is responsible for 23% of all missed PATs

>>151354851
servers that CHUD right

>>151354836
all because of her

Basedker Basedfield

>>151354857
this ain't no gen z boss in a mini
this a real boss bitch

>>151354851
That miss last night was so fucking ugly sheesh

>>151354807
logically, all you have to do is show me that the trend exists consistently on shorter timescales and i'll back you. otherwise, you're just doing stat alchemy.

There are people out there RIGHT NOW not aware that Drake Maye is the leading MVP candidate now.

Where were you when the NYG won the 2025 Draft?

#3 - edge rusher Abdul Carter
#25 - QB Jaxson Dart
#105 - All American RB Cam Skattebo

>>151354863
many are saying this

>>151354851
It's so funny that Butker missing an XP is like consistently a 10k upvoted post on the NFL subreddit lmfao, above and beyond basically any other news or highlight

>>151354893
What could be distracting him..? Maybe he should talk to Aaron Rodgers and OBJ who similarly experienced such issues.

>>151354883
>loses to geno smINT

>>151354883
Creampuff schedule

>>151354902
Cool.

>>151354893
you can hear the roastie screeching in the distance every time the kicking team comes out

>>151354912
Saaaaar!
Do the needful and keep on topic you bloody benchod bastard!!

>>151354910
Getting these excuses ready is good planning.

>>151354883
slow down, he needs another year to get the other team pieces in place

Todd Bowles is a better coach than Dan Campbell

>>151354915
Uh oh, I triggered him.

>>151354885
Lil'Jordan Humphrey went off too. I understood why Sean Payton hung on to him for years but I never understood why he never used him

>>151354897
do you have the game-ending tua int?

>>151354925
they really named that nigga lil'jordan

>>151354923
poo in the loo, Deepak

>>151354893
His innocuous graduation speech makes trannies and fags seethe so much. One of my best friends has a terminal case of TDS and spends most of our gameday chats bitching about Butker and has been since that speech. Yes, he's having a shit year, but he's also been clutch innumerable times when it mattered.

>>151354885
Getting a top receiver next year can be transformative for the team with Nabers returning

>>151354851
What is it about mediocre performative conservatives that lets them avoid consequences and continue to fail upwards?

>my broncos won and i got this EPIC cheevo

ya, it was a good weekend

>>151354883
*barely scrapes by the cfb-tier saints*

>>151354918
They need a RB, the AJ Brown thing is pure BS. Raimondre is fucking cooked.

>>151354851
>77%
>23%
>sample size of 13
I fucking hate this so much

I couldn't even tell you who the fucking Failcons QB is, but if the Hamlins lose to them, they'll surpass Iggles as KWABOTW.

The MVP race is a two horse race between Baker Mayfield and Daniel Jones. I thought we were in the era of the black QB and that white boiz couldn't compete?

>>151354947
>ignoring the entirety of this season, focus on a tough road game where they still skrt the dub
LOL MELTY!!!

>>151354952
kek much appreciated

>>151354925
His mom gave him his rap name right at birth?

>looking up NFL fan fight videos
>a majority of them are chargers fans getting into brawls
what explains this

>>151354951
Descriptive vs prescriptive statistics, bucko.
Sample size don't matter in this case

>>151354953
>he doesnt know mr Penis Jr

>>151354953
Michael Phallus II, of course

seriously, what the FUCK is his problem? does fields suck or is it the jets coaching and offense that sucks?

>>151354807
genius, a bona fide trend wouldn't merge to 50%

>>151354962
Meth.

>>151354916
They beat 3 of the worst teams in the league and lost to the stoolers at home

>>151354966
C, all of the above.

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day, /nfl/!

>>151354885
schoen actually did great, but i don't know if it makes up for his previous shitty drafts and dumb roster moves

>>151354925
>Lil'Jordan Humphrey
these niggas can't be serious with this shit

>>151354876
Here are all recent prime time games under rate.

Overall since 2019: 56.5%
Last 6 seasons: 60.2%
2023 season: 70%
2024 season: 51.9%

Clear fluctuations that stays near 60% over time. I don't know what else to tell you, buddy. I'm guessing you paid an "expert" to tell you that prime time games go over the total.

>>151354970
Oh ok, I guess they suck then. lol MELTY!

>>151354963
> Sample size don't matter
why not just take a sample size of 1 made kick then

>>151354966
Hes buck broken. Cant even run anymore

>>151354966
It's both

>>151354952
One of the most unbelievable interceptions I’ve seen in a long time

>>151354954
It would be amazing if either won. Both got trashed by the press pretty hard early on.

>>151354980
this guy doesn’t understand mutually exclusive events

>>151354966
Every once in a whole he'll have a respectable game where you can maybe see him bein a legit NFL QB, but for the most part he is not good. The Jets are a trash organization and are definitely a big part of the current problem though.

>>151354966
I ALREADY BEEN TOLD YA'LL I JUS CAINT AITE???

>>151354954
I had to check the Clots schedule and they've played a single NFL team this season, the Rasms, the rest are teams so bad they couldn't start in the Canadian league. It also looks like Danny was outplayed yesterday by Briskett, a perennial backup.

>>151354993
There's an actual QB in there somewhere, but it's surrounded by a massive mental block

>>151354998
Briskett looked like Tom Brady last night desu

>>151354952
What the fuck is this playcalling? Int aside, why are they checking down with 5 seconds to go when they aren't in FG range?

>>151354998
That's Colts legend Jacoby Briskett to you *igger

>>151355008
Bustua is a noodle arm bitch

>>151355002
no there's not. He is very limited, a very poor thrower, and has lost enough of the athleticism that he can't rely on it. Every few games, maybe a good OC can scheme him up so he looks competent but that is not sustainable and defenses catch on.

>>151355008
>5 seconds left and not even at half field

they were setting up a lateral play since a hail mary wouldn't work. tua just stared down the intended receiver and didn't give a shit that he was covered

>they're weapschizo posting about refs again
14-3 incoming lads

>>151355008
To play the lateral game

>>151354980
maybe this is all the data you have available to you, but this is not a periodic sample at all and appears cherry-picked

Bo Nix is elite, but /spuh/ isn't ready for that conversation

>>151355022
Interesting pic

Btw imagine if we beat the Bills

>>151355018
I've watched him since OSU and I think his problems are in his head and his ability to make nfl level reads. If you watched him that long you saw him transform from a pocket passer to a run for his life like geno smith passer

>>151355008
Hook and lateral, only shot outside of drawing dpi, pooa does not have the arm to chuck it into the endzone and you won't have enough time to throw it 40 yards and stop the clock.

you know what I miss?
>coom and toom

>>151354952
>throw it to the guy who has not one, not two, but THREE people covering him instead of the wide open receiver
CTE is a bitch. I hope the Fins didn't pay Tua much.

>"I don't know how well Justin Fields processes information."
Why would he say something like this...

>>151354966
I think I see the problem, they have the RB throwing 17 for some stupid fucking reason. Trick plays like that only work once a game.

>>151355018
>He is very limited, a very poor thrower
What do you mean by this? He has arm strength and accuracy, his problem is processing and decision-making (coachable things, in theory).

>>151355037
>GRONK DOESN'T HAVE THE ANGLE

kino play and call

Football is gay

>>151355036
it's not a mental block though, anon - it's that he isn't smart enough to process all the info at the speed you need to process it. He can never overcome this. It's a core limitation.

>>151355008
Tua went through his normal progressions as if it were a scrimmage. The guy has no situational awareness.

>>151354829
>>151354840
The main issue is that Goff was turning into Goof at the end. In his defense he made a few plays that were dropped/called back that would have helped. It felt like at the end he started to panic and then nothing was woring.
If they get that TD or Brown catches that 4th down I think they win. Not cause of "hurr durr box score" but because they actually have momentum and feel like they're in control. Instead they got booty blasted.

>>151355044
Because he'd get in trouble for saying "that boy gotta be retawded or sumthin"

>>151355037
>gronk
kek what a kwab

>>151355042
uh that'll be 212m plus tip

>>151355038
Is it more embarrassing that Tom got cucked by his roommate with a CTE rattled brain or his wife's BJJ instructor?

>>151355048
it's not coachable. They want to claim it is, just like they want to claim that Baltimore public schools can churn out a ton of rocket scientists and doctors.

>>151355052
and that's a good thing!

Patty Cuckitini

>>151355044
Fields is not gonna process this anyway so it’s fine

>>151355037
What the fuck kkekkeekekekek

How long is Branch going to get suspended for his gaping vagina?

LETS GO BANGLES!
LETS GO JF16!

based retard

>>151355071
>me when I see tua near me

>>151355050
>>151355061
That was the point everyone started to see what a fraud Belichick is, to have gronk at safety for some reason. Maybe for the jumpball but there was no way Tannehill was throwing it that far.

>>151355024
Show me the opposite then. Or don't. I don't care. I've proven my work already and you're coming off like you're employed for a sportsbook.

Can you guys post more Dov, please?

>>151354992
who?

>>151355075
You don't actually get to even meme laugh at this. You clean shit for a living and follow the chiefs, who's brightest star is a tranny dating a broken player.

>>151355032
Huh? We talk about retarded shit all day long

>>151355057
That first TD really would've set the tone. I think we've got a solid team and while I'm hoping for at least an SB appearance, this is going to be a fun season. That Goff TD was good, fun football

well, /nfl/?

Can you guys post less Dov, please?

>>151355094
you've admitted that over time it will be 50%. bona fide trends do not merge to 50%.

>>151355105
ayo this nigga goonin

>>151355048
He just fucking heaves it, no touch on his passes at all
Yeah he can hit an open go ball deep but so can every NFL QB
Doesn't throw with anticipation, can't lead receivers open
He's not good at throwing

>Justin Fields is an ELITE runner, scrambler, and athlete!
>Somehow gets sacked 9 times and pulls off 0 good runs, scrambles, or heroics
You can meme about Lamar or whatever but people call him mobile and you see him break sacks for positive or even huge gains multiple times a game. Fields is a worse runner, passer, processor, etc. Fields is basically what Lamar would have been if Lamar didn't improve his game significantly over the years.

>>151355105
DUDE GOON LMAO

>>151354972
Reminder that Chris Columbus was a psychopathic retard that would have gotten himself and his entire crew killed in the middle of the ocean if he hadn't been lucky that there was a random land-mass he was not expecting halfway to Asia. Everyone at the time (and long before) knew that the world was round, he just thought it was smaller than it actually is (despite accurate estimations made all the way back in 200 BCE) and didn't bring enough supplies to make the actual trip.
I don't understand Italian-Americans' obsession with the guy, there are plenty of actual Italian-American heroes actually worth celebrating.

>>151355105
>Kyle GOON

>>151355082
>Aye tez how much weed you smoke in high school?
>tez-"uh, yeaaahh"

Will Gen Z have to live in apartments forever? I’m 27 and I only have $125 in my savings account thanks to the jews. I’ve literally had to live in a pod for 6 years and have not been able to save a dime because all of my money is going out the door for rent. FML

>>151355121
Reminder that Columbus gets blamed for a ton of shit he didn't do because the history books conflated multiple Governors of Hispaniola with him for some reason. It would basically be like if you just combined every German leader from 1925 to 1955 into one person or something.

>>151355121
> he hadn't been lucky that there was a random land-mass he was not expecting halfway to Asia
you are so mad about a guy that died 500+ years ago you are trying to argue that he got “lucky” that the earth formed the way it did and that america just so happened to be situated between Europe and Asia
get a handle on yourself

>>151355098
Ok buddy no need to call me a janny

>>151355121
I heard the Chinese invented spaghetti

>>151355132
I'm 31 and live with my parents. We own the house we live in, and we all contribute to the mortgage, bills, etc. It is the only thing my family has ever actually owned and one day it will go to me, but in the meantime I am happy to live with my parents even at this age.

>>151355112
>>151355117
>>151355117
grow the fuck up

Does anyone have Dov's take on how Jamar Chase performed?

>sucker punch someone trying to shake your hand
>get taken to the ground by a puerto rican midget
dare I say...KWABOTY?

>>151355141
He is elite, actually. However his contract is too much. I'd gladly replace my QB with him if he could shave 5-7M off his contract.

>>151355158
Cant believe i missed that

>>151355148
kek, nigga named goon

AH
HEM

Cowboys are going to win the division, they’re only 2-3-1 which is way too early. Eagles are sliding bad and the only team that looks competent are the commanders (who we own). It is unironically over for the eagles, it was a nice run while it lasted.

>>151355158
holy cope

>>151355158
>the flying hair on the left side of the image hanging by one pube doodle
ayo this nigga got pubes on his head

>>151355158
loins secondary is a very mentally weak unit

>>151354829
The Lions oline is such a massive downgrade from last year that teams able to get pressure are basically shutting down the offense entirely

>>151355110
So you can't prove the opposite and you're just arguing because you're lonely? Here, maybe this picture of Taylor Rooks will help you out.

>>151355195
Whew, lads.

>>151355195
Damn. Justin Fields cleans up well

>>151355200
you’re never beating the allegations

>>151355195
That's a man

>>151355195
>here is this picture of a subhuman
This isn't an animal picture thread, anon.

reminder: trent williams lost a manlet half his size

I just took a huge Jared Goof

>>151355195
Taylor Rooks is so hot that athletes would fumble their words in interviews with her. Crazy.

>>151355212
kek what a fat bitch

>trannychasing arab tried to pull out the tranny card on someone else
KEK taylor swift is a dude, bro.

>>151355210
God, I hope so.
Go Chiefs!

>>151355221
#billsmafia

>>151355212
He fell cause his foot got stepped on lol.

>>151355032
Bo Nix is ass and is basically everything people accuse Brock Purdy of being.
There are like 20 QBs in the NFL that would make the Broncos an owl contender, and Nix ain't one of em

>>151355212
he did lose, he clearly slipped which saved the other dude from getting HEEM'd

>>151355032
Bo Nix is awful, shut up

>>151355213
Nothing but the runs?

>>151355032
Nix is weird. Even as a rookie he was arguing with his HC on the sidelines all the time as if he was a veteran.

>>151355202
>>151355210
>>151355211
and there it is

>>151355195
kek don't freak out at me because your logic is bad

>>151355250
that's because Sean Payton has a boner for him for some reason.

>>151354836
Horse teams looking good this year

>lions secondary is beaten up and struggling
>next week going against the current mvp front runner who has been tearing up teams
>the best healthy member of the secondary proceeds to sucker punch someone after the game which will lead to an inevitable 1 or 2 game suspension

>>151355242
>>151355246
Bo Nix is a generational talent whose ceiling is outer space

>>151355206
Oh?

>>151355276
he's bad at QB and will hold back this horsie team

they'd be a super bowl contender with Danny Dime

How is Mike McDaniel still employed? Did he threaten to punch Ross's fucking lights out?

>>151355260
Kickers and punters need to workout more. This is absurd. Multiple kickers and punters this year have been injured by what I would call very moderate tackles, plays, or just getting their foot stepped on.
What do they do all week? All off season? They do not need to spend 16 hours a day practicing kicks, watching "film", and kissing their k-balls. Do some fucking squats or something. Build some muscle so you won't die if you are ever touched.

At this point I believe it is a genuine strategy to just "accidentally" run into the punter or kicker and knock them out of the game. People say that about QBs or RBs or whatever, but in the case of a punter LITERALLY just running into him is probably gonna get him injured and it won't look like you did it on purpose or anything.

>>151355185
your own pic includes pacheco taking down cryin' branch my guy
>n-n-no YOU'RE coping
kek what aye bitch

Wtf bros I just took the biggest Justin Fields of my life and somehow it missed the toilet!

>>151355134
While judging their morality based on modern definitions and not what was common place at the time.

>>151355288
McDaniel would get his ass beat by a cub scout

>>151355274
Everyone will be hyping up Baker for MVP and Bucs for the #1 and SB leading up to the game
Baker will then proceed to throw 2-3 picks, the Bucs will fumble at least once, and the Lions will win and everyone will go back to saying Detroit is #1 in the league.

>>151355288
dolphins have looked better than expected this year, they are in basically every game.

Making fun of Tua is just trashy. Show some class.

Columbus was a piece of garbage that enslaved thousands of migrants in Central America. The fact that Americans still have a holiday for that asshole is fucking pathetic, I’m happy my employees can’t take this “holiday” off they’re fucking lazy anyways and should be making me money

Both on and off the field, Caleb Williams has been around a lot of sacks

>>151355253
The truth?

>>151355319
Watch it pal

reminder: it's not tua's fault

>>151355288
You're not asking the real question:
How is GRIER still employed. And no that bullshit about the flores case being why doesn't even remotely add up. Phins aren't even involved at the judicial level anymore.
I'd be fine with sticking with McDaniel for another year if it meant GRIER goes TODAY. McDaniel may not be a leader of men but at the end of the day he's been working with scraps since he was hired.

>>151355319
based retard

Fire McDaniel lol

>>151355288
Also fuck you you're a massive faggot tranny and I hope you stub your toe daily for the rest of your tranny northerner life.
>>151355333
For some reason I can't post pics right now but here's what that image doesn't show you.
https://i.imgur.com/yYyEECB.png
If anyone still has any faith in tua this should remove that.

>>151355288
What is the point in firing him now? Firing a HC mid season is usually a dumb move OR is done exclusively if you are going for the #1 and really, really need to lose the rest of the way.
Miami is not gonna get the #1 pick, so you might as well not cause massive amounts of instability and locker room chaos by firing the guy when they do seem to like him (they just don't take him that seriously).

In the off season he has to go and they need to get ready to get rid of Tua in, what, 2 season or whenever they can get rid of him based on the contract.

>>151355139
I wouldn't care about "a guy that died 500+ years ago" other than a vaguely remembered cautionary tale if he wasn't so lionized. There's a very loud group that completely lose their shit if you criticize him. People position him as an epic iconoclastic genius but he was just a stubborn retard. He ignored what had been plainly understood about the size of the earth for nearly 2000 years because he thought he knew better for no reason. He did not know about the American continent, hitting land in the Caribbean was not part of his plan.
Plus he was a complete psychopath (though I know that part the story is the type of thing that gets celebrated around here).

>>151355294
keeek

I

>>151354885
For me it's Darius Alexander

>>151355300
>and then, the detoilet woke up from his meth induced coma dreams

>>151355367
JUST

Happy indigenous persona day!

>>151355363
>stubborn retard deified by Americans
shocking

>>151355319
>>151355363
shalom!

Lameme gave up on his team and proved he doesn't have what it takes to be a contender

>>151355375
CAINT

>>151355333
>throws 3 picks
>blames his team
he has got to be the most broken player in the entire league

>>151354980
Where do these numbers come from?
Also, just do a Chi^2

>>151355371
Nah this is just the NFL. Every week a new team is hyped up to be #1, they inevitably lose a dumb game, then the next hype cycle starts.

>>151355363
what a ghoulish cuck you are, never send me an invite to your disgusting 'cord

>>151355361
>Miami is not gonna get the #1 pick
Normally I'm the first to say dolphins are permanently 50%, now 9-8 8-9 but I'm not so sure this season kek
That said, the time to get rid of GRIER is now, mcdaniel can stay until someone better is available since it took them forever to even find someone to take the job last time. (McDaniel wasn't on the top of the list, multiple coaches turned down offers to coach the phins.)

>>151354857
>>151354872
>the office door opens, then slams
>"Good, you got my text"
>Carlie walks into the room, her heels echoing with each commanding step
>"On the ground, now"
>I drop from my chair in front of her desk to my knees
>she looks at me with raised eyebrows, hips swaying as she walks around to the other side of the desk
>she puts her hands on the desk and leans over it to look at me
>"Behind my desk, idiot"
>I crawl to the other side of her desk, and rest on my knees behind her
>"Good boy" she praises
>she rolls down her Colts blue leggings, revealing a strappy black g string
>"You want it?"
>"Yes please" I mutter
>"Excuse me?" she says, severely
>"Yes please, ma'am"
>she turns around to look at me again, eyebrows raised
>"Good boy"
>she pulls her g string to the side
>"Lick" she commands
>I obey
>her moans grow louder as I caress her pussy with my tongue
>"Now my ass"
>again, I obey. I move to her ass, keeping my rhythm
>she plays with her clit, moans growing until she climaxes
>"That's enough. Down"
>I lean back to rest on my knees
>she snaps her g string back between her ass and pulls up her leggings
>"I need to get back to practice. The key to your cage is in the top drawer of my desk. You are allowed to unlock yourself but you are not allowed to cum. Pick me up after practice tonight and I will give you your reward"
>she stomps toward the door, opens it quickly, and slams it shut

>>151355402
That is a male.

the washington redskins

>>151355409
Coward

>>151355409
there it is

>10 flags in brazil, no suspension for hitting kelce in the head
I sleep
>niggles endless false starts and holds uncalled
I sleep
>13 flags against faguars
miraculous comeback
>loins chimp tier defense gets called for a whopping 4 blatantly obvious penalties
RIGGED!!!!!!

loins fans celebrating the chimpout is peak poverty franchise behavior

>>151355385
Lamar seriously looked like a crackhead in one of the games, his skin was all fucked up, he legit looked horrible and sick, I think there is more going on than they are letting on.

>>151355409
Never heard of them

>>151355409
they hated him because he told the truth

>>151355333
I can't even imagine how much his locker room hates him

one for the history books

>>151355427
Fuck off, Dov

The Miami Niggerkillers

>>151355427
Based Dov

>>151355427
Based Dov!!!

>>151355358
he learned it from McDaniel

>>151355402
how does one get the job of being Carlie's clit enjoyer

>>151355134
Even if he did a fraction of what's attributed, it's still monstrous. There is ample evidence of things he actually did, anyway.
>>151355297
That's not even true, people at the time made first-hand accounts and recognized the evil.

>>151355427
DUDE DOV LMAO

Ya seethe?

>>151355409
yeah probably a good idea to use your alt account for this one

>>151355409
fuck off

>>151355358
>guys, I'm thinking about trannies again

>>151355420
they might be the most sorry ass fanbase in the league, only queefsissies are more annoying

>>151355442
No those are not comparable images. I'm talking about this ugly coconut having his fucking BARE FEET out in some fucking flipflops like its mcdonalds down the block.
The gay pose is bad enough but no one wants to see those fuckin toes tua. Keep that shit for your onlyfans. Put some fuckin socks on.

>>151355409
SOUL

Whatever you do DONT look up Christopher Columbus’s religious background
worst mistake I ever made

>>151355427
my nigga Dov is cooking frfr

>>151355459
trip on, tranny

>>151355195
I want to have sex with her

Meanwhile in Miami

>>151355469
oy vey I don't really like the idea of Dov being cooked anon if you could please refrain from such rhetoric it is very disturbing to my sensibilities.

>>151355461
>BARE FEET out in some fucking flipflops

??? why the fuck would someone wear socks when they're using flipflops?

you can't throw 3 ints and go dood the team lmao

>>151355442
Real talk, I'd fuck McDaniel in the ass, and then we'd go play Nintendo together.
He seems cool like that.

>>151355292
shut up nerd

>>151355475
>DaeSean Hamilton (practice squad dolphins player from years back)
>"This dude…the starting QB…was late to the first team meeting during my 3 seconds on the Dolphins and everything was all cool in there"

Loins are gonna fall to 4-4

>>151354885
shit organization and you type like one of those yn, who tries to start a YouTube NFL commentating channel by just watches highlights and asking yourself questions.

and no, I am not an Eagles fan but ANY fan of picrel need to get to the conference championship game, EVEN BY FLUKE, before you can begin to talk shit ABOUT ANYTHING

>>151355319
>enslaved thousands of migrants in Central America

>>151355483
??? Why the fuck would someone wear flip flops to a fucking press conference?
As a native floridian I get flip flops outside I do but this guy should pretend for at least one day he's on a 212m contract, you know, just for like 5 minutes?

Cardinals haven’t won since they hosted the Charlie Kirk memorial.

Charlie Kurse?

Legends of the game

>>151355514
No Kyler is just ass and has been for the past 4 years

how does he do it?

>>151355514
Also
BF6 launched, Murray not winning another game of football this season.

>>151355526
Dov? Some people are just born talented.

>>151355526
large amounts of gay sex

Is Daniel Jones balling out with the Colts because he’s actually good at the Giants are just that terrible, or because Anthony Richardson is atrocious and 30 other QBs could pilot this offense this well, or both?

>>151355520
thursday really was the giant's super bowl

>>151355514
cardinals haven't won shit since they played in fucking chicago, and they might not have even won anything there but im too lazy to do the research

>>151355535
Murray isn’t smart enough to understand battlefield
he’d just pick assault and sprint at the enemy objectives all game

>>151355526
forgot my pic

>>151355540
yeah both because jones IS good and steichen is a next level playcaller and play designer

Denver D on pace to finish this season with 85 sacks in 17 games. That would shatter the current NFL record of 72 sacks, set by the Bears in 1984.

The Broncos’ pass rush is led by Nick Bonitto, who has an NFL-high eight sacks this season. That puts him on pace to finish the season with 22.5 sacks, which would tie the NFL record, set by Michael Strahan in 2001 and tied by T.J. Watt in 2021.

>>151355540
Considering Barkley went on a historic run after he left NY I think it is safe to say that the NYG have a horrible, losing culture that is sabotaging their players.
I think Jones is having his Darnold moment where he is going to actually display his talents but will lose in the 'offs or to some major heavy hitters later in the season. I think Jones will be a competent starting QB going forward (like Darnold) but won't get a ring.

>>151355551
>battlefield is an intellectuals shooter
based retard

Why is the general so busy this morning?

>>151355555
wasted

>>151355540
The Colts have a great o-line and Steichen is an excellent and underrated coach. Imagine if they still had Luck.

>>151355535
Someone on here stated that bf6 sucks

>>151355555
>55555
Quints confirm Jones is a true franchise QB

>>151355551
I never said he'd be good at it.
>bro my k/d is so high how tf we keep losing my team is so trash
Average CoD to BF experience.

>a fucking rubber band

i don't care what anyone says, but Anthony Richardson is my kwabotw

>>151355569
Our Chieffies won so we got to prep the bulls

>>151355564
Never said that
it just takes a little more nuance than the arena shooter that is CoD

>>151355569
Queefs “fans” feel like they accomplished something last night

>>151355560
barkley's success has been directly correlated to OL play. he is great but dependent on that. didn't have it with the giants, had it early with philly, now doesn't have it again.

>>151355573
I mean, it didn't look good to me personally, so I'm not buying it, but I'm sure it sold like crazy.
I'm still over here having fun with Stellaris and Nine Sols and pretending to have fun with Rain World.

>people would rather watch pic rel than give shedeur a chance

disgusting

>>151355158
>>151355293
Bro, Branch took jewjew down one handed...

>>151355540
Jones is good and Richardson is atrocious.

>>151355555
Checked

>>151355588
That's not true

>>151355578
bro wtf? He broke his orbital bone?

>>151355597
I would rather sanders hang from a tree outside the stadium but you know how it goes.

>>151355597
Sheduer would have taken a 30 yard sack and knocked them out of field goal range

>>151355597
Receiver’s gotta make that grab.

>>151355630
She looks like she's 50 lmao

>>151355559
And Denver was known for the Orange Crush Defense during the late 1970s and early 1980s.

2019 Panthers had baby Brian Burns (who led the Giants with 2 sacks in their win over Eagles this week)

>>151355597
if >my steelies dbs could catch gabriel would have had 4 ints yesterday

what are the odds that the Browns start Shitdeur, watch as he gets BTFO and looks incompetent, and then just move on? Would that shut up all the negroes and ESPN on social media or would they claim Stefanski was "setting him up for failure"?

What is up with 49ers that they suffer perennial injuries that inevitably have half their starters on the IR? Is it just Shanahan's scheme having really injury prone plays? Their staff being dogshit with conditioning?

>>151355611
it's obviously true. he's a home run hitter, of course his average will be good.

>>151355409
Enjoy getting gang stalked buddy hope it was worth it

>>151355601
after getting punked like a bitch all game

>>151355622
I do miss classic decorative design. Really added a positive touch to the environment. Something you could just walk outside, admire, and have your day instantly improved.

>>151355630
2 trannies and a bitch with a shrinking face

>>151355642
no, it would exacerbate it
haven’t you learned that if you give those people an inch they demand a mile?

>>151355644
It's their punishment for drafting Krapernick

>>151355611
>d’andre swift
thank you king poles!

>>151355409
Seriously? You seriously had to say this on Indigenous People’s Day?

>>151355644
karma for moving their stadium to the soulless city of santa clara

>>151355645
You're not making any sense. Anyway, if you actually watched the games you would know that his play matched what's shown in that chart. He got great blocking, but also made the most and then some of what he was given. Even the yards-before-contact numbers were misleading, his vision and agility in the backfield was responsible for a lot of that success.

>>151355661
Agreed, really do need to get back to that kind of uplifting, feel good behavior.

>>151355669
I guess but they need an out for this and I don't see what it is. This is why teams didn't want to draft him.

>>151355611
>last years stats
nobody cares

>>151355635
It's ogre. It's ogre

>>151355639
Based kareem hunt got tay's approval

>>151355642
Giving him time to sit and learn while they feed Gabriel to the wolves is the ideal situation for him I don't know what the fuck these uppity negroes are even complaining about

>>151355559
>>151355635
>>151355701
I can't wait to watch Blo Dix and Payton blow it in the playoffs, hopefully they kill the Queefs before that inevitably happens

>>151355690
Look again at the post it was in reply to

>>151355644
Combination of a lot of things. Warner's injury happened when he clashed with a team mate

>>151355715
I have watched the phins do a run down the middle on 2nd to nowhere I swear 72 million times this season. It is unreal. It never works. They know you're going to do it because you always fucking do it... and you do it anyhow. Are coaches retarded?

>>151355718
It's Bo Nix, not "Blo Dix". Show some respect.

any team that refuses to throw on 3rd and long should be automatically disqualified from the playoffs

>>151355731
I'm sorry, I thought it was Throw Picks since he can't throw tuddies

>>151355676
i'm just saying his improved performance with the eagles is due to the much improved line in front of him. if it were all about his abilities in a vacuum, he would have produced exactly the same with the giants.

It is going under the radar how dogshit the broncos offense looked against the jets

the queen of pop + the queen of basketball

>>151355742
bix nood is gonna waste these elite defenses isnt he…

>>151355742
Payton is trying to run the offense he ran with Brees without realize that Nix only has his arm strength and doesn't have his pin point accuracy

Uppercutting T-Swift's stupid head off their shoulders

Just cracked the fuck up over blo dix

>>151355758
No Dov?

>>151355763
seems like it would be pretty easy

Juju got them big mad on the grams

>>151355763
Latinx post.

Once Aaron Glenn gets fired, I wonder if he's going to go back to the Lions.

>>151355758
why is he lookin at you like that, anon?

>>151355758
KWAB

>>151355758
What? Why? He was looking pretty good in Philly and was pretty important with Nolan out.

>>151355758
>When your QB is so bad that you have to retire out of disgust

>>151355758
UH-OH FILTHY

Bit chilly innit

>>151355758
>>151355786
A conditional 6th for Bradley Chubb when???

I’m trying to push a Caleb Williams out in my soldier field but I think I have Ben Johnson’s offense

The present and future look terrible for the Jets, Saints, Raiders, and Titans. There doesn't seem to be any good QBs in the upcoming draft and there isn't a lot to give anybody hope about them.

Bo Nix is 11-0 against teams below .500 in his career. He is 2-10 against teams above .500. He is 1-8 when his defense allows 20+ points.

>>151355797
In your dreams lmao

>>151355797
See this is the problem with the talk of the phins trading off everyone even if they somehow get rid of Chris Grier. Why the *FUCK* would the dolphins trade valuable talent away for garbage like that?
No one is going to give anything of merit for Waddle, Achane, etc so why the fuck even bother?
The only ones I'd be getting rid of are large money deals unless someone offers something insane.

Patrick mahomes is a cuckhold who lets other men (and dogs) have sex with his wife

i love this zesty motherfucker

>>151355827
Based

The eagles pass rush just got even worse lmfao

>>151355835
That's some team chemistry Sirianni has going on in Philly

>>151355758
I will never understand retiring mid season

>>151355855
At least he didn't retire in week 1 at halftime

HOW CAN HE BULLY?

>>151355855
You will once you get part of an organization don't want to be a part of

>>151355835
>eagles best pass rusher besides Carter randomly retires lmfao

>>151355855
i respect someone realizing their body and/or heart just isn't in it anymore and backing out instead of half assing it for the rest of the season

>>151355827
fraid so

>>151355866
PLS SAAR NO BULLY

If you swapped fields and nix in the london game, what does the score look like?

>>151355878
You should only respect him if he mans up and does his job anyway.

>>151355866
no bully pls

>>151355866
so much for all that ‘grit’ during the actual game, loins need to quit with the cringey hardcore larp because they’re overwhelmingly bitchmade

>>151355887
13-11

>>151355887
I hope it's a heckin scorigami! XDDDDDDDDD

The Chiefs are the best team in the NFL!

>>151355878
In Zadarius's case, he always puts up elite numbers the first half of the year then disappears the second half, so he probably saw that coming lol

>>151355560
Philly was already a good team before Barkley went there though. The Colts have made the playoffs twice in the last ten years despite playing in arguably the worst division in football, and those appearances were Luck and Rivers’ final seasons.

Is Za’Darius Smith has indeed retired, the Eagles current group of EDGEs for Sunday vs. Minnesota looks like this:

Jaylx Hunt
Josh Uche
Azeez Ojulari
Patrick Johnson

The three NFL trades completed this week, headlined by the Cleveland Browns sending Joe Flacco to the rival Cincinnati Bengals, are expected to be a sign of things to come ahead of the league’s Nov. 4 trade deadline

based on recent years, there could be at least another dozen to come, league sources told ESPN. Over the past six years, in the month of October leading up to the trade deadline, the NFL has had 88 trades -- an average of just under 15 per year. The list of trade candidates that executives and coaches believe could be available in the next few weeks features multiple high-profile players, including Kirk Cousins, Russell Wilson, Trey Hendrickson, Mark Andrews, Bradley Chubb, Alvin Kamara, Chris Olave, Breece Hall, Cameron Jordan and Riq Woolen. These players’ respective teams haven’t necessarily made them available via trade, but sources believe they eventually could be.

>>151355601
>getting taken down by a puerto rican midget isn't embarassing because
>erm
>I sucker punched a different guy trying to shake my hand
detoilet is pathetic

>>151355911
I don't take anyone named je'von, za'darius, tre'von, etc. serious. Bitch you are not a star wars alien jedi. Darth Trey'Von'Darius over here

eagles have 2.5 sacks from their edge rushers and 1.5 of them are from zadarius smith

>>151355911
If Eagles don't trade for someone then every team is just going to double Carter and have 10 minutes per dropback lmao

>>151355896
Kek

>>151355866
shut the fuck up. branch was perfectly justified for getting vengeance for juju's bitch move

>>151355616
Resistance band snapped and hit him the eye. It actually is a legit injury. I've seen bands snap at the gym and it actually genuinely can hurt people.

>>151355866
Is crying about being bullied the Lions toughness I've heard so much about?

>>151355935
LMFAO Holy shit he got owned
My fucking sides

>>151355935
>YOU CAN'T JUST BLOCK DURING A RUN PLAY THAT'S LE RIGGERONI

>>151355935
KWAB

>>151355935
>textbook block in the back
>not flagged
kek

>>151355943
Damn that sucks. He could have gone blind desu. Broken orbital tends to end ppls career in boxing

Local sports talk is so boring after a win and yeah, I'm not from here

Allah please let us beat the Bears

>cowgirls lost to the Panthers
LOLOL

>>151355959
>get hit from the side
>i-i-it was a block in le back!
holy cope

>week 6
>already dysfunctional

kek

Let’s start by taking a look at the Eagles’ insane streak of getting blown out after halftime. Three games in a row now they’ve been outscored by double digits in the second half – they got outscored 19-7 in the second half by the Bucs, then the Broncos outscored them 18-7 in the second half and on Thursday night the Giants had a 14-0 edge after halftime.
This is the first time in 27 years and only the second time in 50 years they’ve been outscored by 11 or more points in the second half of three consecutive games.
Last time it happened was during the nightmarish 3-13 1998 season, when they got outscored 24-0 by the Seahawks in the second half at the Vet (and lost 38-0), then got outscored 17-3 in the second half in Atlanta (and lost 17-12) and then got outscored 17-3 in the second half by the Cards in Tempe (and lost by the same score).

Last time it happened before that was 1972.

The last NFL team with a winning record to get outscored by 11 or more points in the second half of three straight games was the 2017 Cowboys, a streak that included a 37-9 loss to the Eagles at AT&T Stadium.

>>151355990
I didn't realize chiefs fans were so insufferable

>>151354966
Yes

Who is gonna trade for Sauce Gardner?

>>151355987
>they didn't buckle up
kek

>>151355977
I tried to watch sports media podcasts etc online from preseason this year. I lasted until last week before I had to just give up the last of the shows. Barely watched anything and still couldn't stand these fucking retards.
I need a guy in his 50s with a beard yelling about how the team has sucked for 30 years not some reddit poster trying to juice his algorithims and tell you about the hot stats he heard on PFF.

>>151356001
is this your first day in /nfl/? they are always like this coming off a win

>>151355992
how you gon trust a nigga named tyroid

>>151355002
>but it's surrounded by a massive mental block
Cool it with the racism

You are picking above 65% right, /sp/?

>>151356007
a team that needs CB help but is also retarded

so probably the lions

>>151356001
Most children are

>>151355997
You chiefs fans really aren't having a good year are you?

>>151355831
I was skeptical about bringing in yet another 30+ year old DB but I love this little nigga
He plays old school stiller football and I fuck with it

>>151356010
That’s why I listen to Joe Benigno

>>151356001
i'm disappointed da flu poster ran away and hid. even bahamas fag stuck around yesterday and took his beating

>>151355992
Tyrod Taylor is also trash.
Put my cat in as QB1. Promise him treats, and he will make that shit happen.
>faster
>better evasion
>can unironically read opposing defenses better
Do it, NY. It's your only path to success.

>Rams being that high lol

If I had to bet on any right now it would probably be packers or bucs

>>151356037
>da flu poster
Da flu is a meme not a single poster schizoanon

>>151356039
he look mischievous

>>151355319
>migrants
Where did they migrate to?

>>151356032
last time i listened to him he was oy veying (correctly) about josh rosen's reputation of always asking coaches "why" in college

>>151356043
Packers steelers and I'm shocked know one can see this comming
>and no
I'm not basing this on the team being good or bad, this is just the most profitable orb they can field this year

>>151356043
Bucs is very good odds. I'd probably put money on the bucs or seahawks since I think they're very underrated in the betting market right now

>>151356024
While Eagles fans are a rock bottom, Chiefs fans are at the top of the mountain right now

Tay Tay returns and the NFL script has the Chiefs immediately start dominating (except for how they got their asses kicked like little bitches in the brawl after the game)

>>151356020
Apparently I'm first overall in pick em lmao

>>151356052
Oh, yes, he can be an absolute terror. I love him so much.

>>151356043
Keep doubting us. We dont care

>>151356043
>packers
>jordan lelve in the playoffs playing against team that isnt the goyboys
kek good one

>>151356072
This is you?

>>151355987
rent fucking free

also, i saw you at the lions - chiefs game

>>151356037
>. even bahamas fag stuck around yesterday
Anon bahamasfag killed himself after last season. Anyone using that flag is on a vpn trolling you.

>>151355333
Miami have the worst roster in the league by far. They have maybe 5 decent players.

>>151356070
>While Eagles fans are a rock bottom, Chiefs fans are at the top of the mountain right now

>Tay Tay returns and the NFL script has the Chiefs immediately start dominating (except for how they got their asses kicked like little bitches in the brawl after the game)

>>151356039
I suppose there ain't no rule that says a cat can't be a QB...

I HATE THE CHIEFS
I HATE THEM I HATE THEM
WHY DID THE LIONS HAVE TO LOSE
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Baker Mayfield was 3-0 without his future HoF left tackle and top 5 WR2. mahomie could never

>>151356068
Here's the next teams, I think you're way too optimistic about the sawks but they've got nice odds

Colts maybe too...

>>151356070
Basado

>>151356087
Yeah no I meant to in the /sp/ pick em, but I'm retarded kek

>>151356094
No one was asking for muslim opinions on haram things, don't you need to pray again or something?
Anyhow the phins have way more talent than people realize it is just constructed by a retard and coached by 3 other retards.
It is part of the problem with the whole "blow it up and trade everyone" thing, nobody will give picks worth a fuck for any of the actual talent.

>>151354808 (OP)
>Chiefs lose key offensive linemen in the biggest game of the season
>"Well every team gets injured, you can't make excuses. Get over it.'
>Literally any other team has an injury when playing against the Chiefs
>'NOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR, OUR CORNERBACKS HAD AN OUYCHIE BOOBOO, THIS GAME DOESNT COUNT! IT'S RIGGED! IT'S RIGGED! IT'S RIGGED!"

>>151356107
>this photo
>7 sacks
>caught picking his nose on the sideline
>stumbles twice on the goal line

is Trevor's aura at an all time low?

>>151355158
Why is Dan Campbell's Lions so undisciplined?

>>151356094
tennessee is a team that exists

>>151356124
Tua! Welcome to the New York Jets!

>>151355889
if that is the case, why aren't you doing your job right now posting at noon on a monday afternoon?

>>151356108
kek the chiefs are never going to another owl again, the checks don't cash anymore bro.

>>151356109
remind the class which 3 teams those wins came against

>>151356116
If I was a betting man I'd probably put a $100 on the seahawks, bucs, and steelers

>>151356123
Who we taking. /nfl/?
Zesty boy, or the guy that fucks his mom?

>>151356135
Even the fucking jets (WHO TOOK ADAM FUCKING GASE AFTER WHAT HE DID TO MIAMI, IMMEDIATELY AFTER) aren't that fucking stupid. That said I would suspect if someone DID trade for Tua he'd magically go to the superb owl that very next year simply because of how the dolphins work. Anyone who leaves the dolphins will see an instant improvement in play.

>>151355333
>throwing 3 picks and having the audacity to bitch about your teammates
How does Bahamafag defend this loser?

>>151356108
Never trust the lions for anything ever

>>151356147
captain zest so that the daniels fangirls can shut the fuck up for a week

>>151356127
>Chiefs, Lions, Eagles, Rams, or any other "contender" is missing their WR2 or 3
>"It's over, they can't win, they're too banged up. Anyone would forgive them for losing 40-6. It is a tough game."
>Bucs win while their entire receiving core is dead and their Oline are cardboard cutouts of their starters for display purposes
>"..."

>>151356138
You're right no one should ever have off days, and when they do work, they should either half ass it or quit. You got me.

>>151356147
games can still end in a draw in the nfl right?

>>151356151
Herbert deflection

>>151356109
He was without his RB1, WR1, WR2, WR3 last game. He's also still missing Mauch and Goedeke who are starting interior linemen. He's putting the team on his back.

>>151356147
I think Bears win. This is purely based off of microplastic divination.

>>151356166
mahomie literally LITERALLY could NEVER

>>151356127
These same people will also put each snap under a microscope and try to nitpick every little detail of a play to find a penalty on the Chiefs but then turn around and cry refball when the Lions blatantly break a rule.

>>151356166
I love Baker because he beat the niners but I hate Baker because he beat my hawks
I will forgive Baker once and for all if he can beat the rams too

who the fuck is stopping him?

>>151356151
What is crazy to me on this one is the phins defense hasn't been exactly stellar this year but if you take even *2* of the picks because the one was 50/50 him and waddle, that suddenly makes this a way different game. Suddenly the Phins are over 40 points in a game vs the chargers.
Tua just will never be the guy no matter how much the fucked up oline is repaired or how much the defense improves.

>>151356142
This argument was debunked when he took down Seattle and San Fran back to back with a box of scraps for an offense.

You can cope over Rattler or Michael Penis being shit tho

>>151355835
>win owl
>locker room collapses like 5 games later
What is wrong with the Iggles? Does being in Filthadelphia just make you an asshat by osmosis even if you’re not from there?

>Branch was crying about being bullied, which is why he broke Juju's nose
Absolute lock for KWABOW. I cannot wait to see how many games he's suspended for.

>>151356159
Well nobody takes the Bucs seriously, that's why they're not talking about them. I'd be extremely surprised if they don't massively choke in the divisional round or earlier.

>>151356147
If my 'ders can put up a convincing win, everyone will put us at the top of the division
>Deebo uncertain to play, will be a day of decision
I did say if

>>151356180
That wasn't FAIR they took a touchdown from my Lions and we were trying so HARD to get one
;_;

>>151356193
Seattle was missing Devon Witherspoon, Julian Love, DeMarcus Lawrence and during the game lost Riq Woolen, Derick Hall, Nehemiah Pritchett, Nick Emmanwori
and that's JUST on defense

Even after a win chiefskiddies are whining kek

>>151356127
>works cited: the voices in my head

>>151356198
eagles still hold the title this week.
we should do a separate KWABOTW poll for specific players/coaches.

I'm new to handegg and don't know which team to root for

>>151355597
Does having a retarded QB make your receivers not retarded?

I do hope sanders starts late in the year so the Steelers can wreck him. They sacked Gabriel 6 times. They might crack 10 against sanders.

your team's starting quarterback does have a 10/1 TD/INT ratio right?

>>151356043
>big city teams getting better odds than they really deserve
bookies know what they're doing

>>151356216
That's fair. Imagine getting absolutely fucking gaped on live TV by a rookie QB and a white RB. How embarrassing.

>>151356223
Cardinals

>>151355644
God is punishing them for association with sodomites

>>151356215
Spare me the bullshit. Everytime a team loses a big game against the Chiefs, the excuses start to funnel out like crazy but God forbid the Chiefs have an injury or fall victim to refball, then all of a sudden it's crickets. The bias against the Chiefs is real and it oozes from every post mentioning them in this general.

>>151356229
11/3 actually

>>151356213
The Bucs IR list looks like a CVS receipt on both sides of the ball. Izien, McCollum, and Morrison were out in the secondary with Kancey already being out for the year

The bucs D was still shutting seattle down with 2nd stringers at key positions

>>151356223
If you want to maintain your sanity, Chiefs.

>>151356238
Meds. Take them.

>>151356223
Go through the logos, names, and mascots and choose what sounds best. Just don't pick a doomed poverty franchise. Or just choose the Chiefs.

>>151356190
His own team's roster.

>>151356229
>his starting QB has thrown an INT

>>151356240
>shutting seattle down
bro they scored 35 points what fantasyland do you live in

>>151356234
>>151356242
I watched Jets vs Broncos, are these cool teams?

>>151356246
We don't post our diary entries here

>>151356223
no need to root for a team.

>>151356252
Remind me how they won that game again? Remind me how Seattle's final drive went down?

>>151356242
What the fuck are you talking about? Even winning, every Chiefs game puts me on the edge of roping.

>>151356238
>Chiefs
>fall victim to refball
Loving
Every
Laugh

>>151356253
Jets are not. Broncos are pretty solid

>>151356253
absolutely not, that game was atrocious by general nfl standards

>>151356239
not good enough, peasant
>>151356251
play more games, buddy

Who are the front runners this week?

>>151356253
Avoid the Jets at all costs

>>151356253
You actually watched that shit? Lmao.

>>151356253
They are extremely uncool teams.
With the Chiefs you have certainty of glory, primetime broadcasting, and the two biggest celebrities in the world in your corner.

New

>>151356271
>>151356271
>>151356271

>>151356279
That's what I meant tho. Not my fault you assumed I meant "allowed zero points"

>>151356247
Haven't actually given any thought to best logo or name, but best mascot is definitely Sir Purr.

>>151356264
>Iggles literally cheat so blatantly with their tranny push shit the league has to put out an apology and (false) promise to actually flag them for lining up improperly and jumping 10 seconds early each attempt
>Chiefs got more than 3x the penalties than the Jags in their chokefest
>Chiefs have the 6th lowest beneficial penalties in the league
Get a load of this absolute retard.

>>151356223
Any team but the chiefs

>>151356291
Do not choose the Pants unless you want to watch them lose every week.

>>151354951
Retarded.
>t. Unironic statistician

>>151356124
They are in the pain zone where your good players don’t want to extend and the mediocre ones will for way too much money. It’s difficult to bust out, no matter how many high picks you get. People that suggest trading for good players on rookie deals are retarded and always low ball. Just ignore them.

>>151356223
You have to choose for yourself because there’s no going back