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Is this the thread?

threadly reminder steve moore is a pathetic grifter parasite and todd "stone face" bertuzzi did nothing wrong

>>151355167
yes I would like a colour photo of your pejus

>>151355182
How does it feel knowing you will always be known as the raped faggot and you won't leave this place

>>151355197
We don't say words like "raped" or "faggot" here on /hoc/.

>>151355203
Thank you!

>>151355208
>t. raped faggot

>>151355203
Okay faggot, go cry about it

>>151355203
Hockey has a women lying about being raped problem, and I’m tired of looking the other way.

>>151355217
We don't say those words here

>>151355243
sorry

>>151355229
top kek
top kek
top kek

>>151355167
my personal apologies, "Agent Smith", I didn't mean to come off like I was from the Inspector's Office, I don't know where the hell I get off.. excuse me..

>>151355254
my fault. meant to post this one.

>>151355259
He needs more time

>>151355258
>>151355197

There's nothing wrong with having a dyke haircut

>>151355259
could be worse
but hockey media and /r/hockey wants hockey to be a "superstar" sport like NFL QBs just SO badly
they don't understand the game and/or they just wanna drool over The Next Big Thing
prob both

we don't say dyke here

Wolf's haters are on the wrong side of history

>Hutson signed to an 8x8.85
>this includes a 55 millions signing bonus
But please tell me again how Florida has an advantage because of muh tax breaks

My dream is to be a loving hockey dad

>>151355291
the same "insiders" and "experts" screeching about Florida's superior economics being "unfair" were all mocking the Panthers just four years ago.
laugh at them.

>>151355290
We are on the right side of history and the present.
Future is unknown

>>151355291
Erm...uhhh le Campbell advantage?

>>151355315
me too anon. me too

My dream is to be a loving hockey mom

>>151355335
tits or gtfo

>>151355329
We’ll provide what we were never given

>>151355335
what's your husband do?
hockey isn't cheap

good clean hockey play

>>151355354
He's a commissioner for a hockey league

>>151355354
so I need to work hard so I can get my son on a good travel team

>>151355353
>the Eurasian blue tit

holy shit we have to watch >rags/>craps back-to-back? tf, gary?

>>151355364
Well, he should be able to help
>thank you for coming to /hoc/, please drive through

>>151355285
>"Boomers taking kids' inheritance..."
This kind of wording pisses me the fuck off.

I have four kids, and I can tell you only two of them EARNED an inheritance. the other two I am helping to not be stains of society. just because your parents have money, does not mean you are going to get it or deserve it.

>>151355291
Marchand admitted he was only able to stay in Florida due to the lower taxes. 2 time defending champions kept almost everyone. This does t happen in Canada or NY or LA etc.

>>151355379
gare-bear is entering the early stages of dementia so bare with him

>>151355405
i'll bare with the gare-bear

>>151355411
thank

>>151355379
I'm sure Gary has his reasons. He's earned my trust

how dare you, Gary

>>151355317
>Radko Dumbass

dude no hecking way i forgot to buy food again guess ill eat bread haha!

Some okay games today desu

>>151355457
is this a common problem in sweden or is it just for the retarded ones

>>151355457
Do you at least have jam?

for me it's the vancouver nuckies

>Nashville is in the western conference despite being more eastern than Detroit, who are in the eastern conference

What’s Gary’s end game here

>>151355439
>laffs

Today, I will take a walk to see the autumn leaves

>>151355465
idk probably the latter

>>151355467
heck yeah brother!! some jam and peanut butter, flush that down with a coors light fuck yeah

>>151355482
Instead of relocating teams, he's going to relocate entire cities

>>151355496
Based! Fall is the best season

>>151355399
You're a shitty parent. Hurry up and die

>>151355482
Detroit should be in the West so they can have a proper rivalry series with Chicago

>>151355355
Pic related got a 2 game suspension in the SHL and a $2840 fine, 1/10 of his monthly salary.

>>151355497
>>151355508
Yummy combination

>>151355399
American moment

>>151355482
Perhaps Michigan should move to the central time zone

>>151355399
>Waaaah what do you mean I made the conscious decision of having children so it's now my duty to make sure that they're set up to have a good future?!

>>151355505
Agreed

>BREAKING: Norris was healthy for a little while
Damn, missed it again.

>>151355399
Depends on your definition of shitty. If they truly are terrible people they shouldn’t get much. But the path to making it is so narrow you should help your kids

>>151355512
Heemed that niggas balls off


Gotta wear a cup

>>151355512
pär cuckholm deserves a lot worse than a stick to the nutsack

WAGMI

>>151355457
bread and cheese is all you need

>>151355577
CHECKED

>>151355577
You can always tell a coach is serious about his job if he wears a tie that matches the team's colour.

>>151355554
POW

>>151355631
surely it wasnt forced upon him by orange county officials

My Blue Jackies play tonight

>>151355590
You don't really need bread. Just replace it with beer, it's healthier for you.

>>151355655
very wisconsinian

>>151355646
Poor guy still doesn't know how to deal with things being forced upon people.

I don't know what's happening to me
I'm getting all the blame for things I didn't dooo
Can anybody tell me just what I did wrong?
I'm all alone and I'm so confused

I don't know what everyone wants me to be
I only know just how to be me
Once I was the ape of the hour, they think I'm a coward
An absolute zero
I'm nobody's hero

An absolute zero

I'm nobody's hero

I'm nobody's heeeeeeero

>>151355457
Better is bread with a comfy heart then getting off your ass for slop

>>151355687
that's very wise

Eating some leftover ribs from yesterday :)

>>151355684
Peak? In my /hoc/?

>>151355697
ribs for thanksgiving? now I've heard everything!

>>151355695
Thanks. I think William shepherd told me it once

>>151355706
Thanksgiving is like a month and a half away silly

>>151355697
Yum. Those ribs better have barbecue sauce :)

>>151355717
GEEZ HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN SLEEPING?????

>>151355728
I didn't put sauce on them yesterday, but I put a little bit on the leftovers when I reheat them

>>151355732
I had a dream last night that felt like it went on for days or even weeks and then when I woke up to take a leak I was so confused that only two hours passed that I genuinely thought the clock was wrong and I'd had a power outage that reset it at some point

>>151355706
We are having ham and ribs. Fuck turkey. It's not traditional.

>>151355766
Might be your first year here but yes turkey is traditional on Thanksgiving (let me know if you need understanding of what 'thanks' means)

>>151355766
>16 games Gary thats insane

peep show fell off after the wedding

>>151355802
Mark trying to fuck the historians wife is peak comedy

>>151355780
Traditionally, turkey was too impractically large to cook and eat.

>>151355825
Why did they put Mathews in a blue jays uniform?

>>151355825
Why are they both dressed like they're about to play a game? Where is this conversation supposed to be taking place?

>>151355825
I don't like anything about this, I have a really disturbed/creepy feeling about the freak who drew it (or used chinkGPT to make it). like how you only have to read a few chapters of the first game of thrones book to know the author is a repulsive creep and throw the book in the trash can

anyway I'll give you 10 minutes to take it down before I'm forced to give you a downvote (the most serious punishment on 4channel dot org)

consider yourself warned

>>151355826
if tiny tims parents can cook a bird, anybody could #facts #caseclosed #anotherwinfortradition

>>151355868
>I'm forced to give you a downvote
you wouldn't dare

a bunch of afternoon hoc today...

Y’all missed the bud meltdown last night

>>151355862
>where does this conversation take place?

>>151355883
what happened

>>151355825
wtf are they supposed to be standing on?? some sort of elevated platform surrounded by the abyss? what's the allegory here?

>>151355885
check the last thread that’s still up copey had him worked

>>151355825
Jen

>>151355872
>if tiny tim's
Are you referring to that old book about the three ghosts of Thanksgivings past?

>>151355902
the very same yes

Was listening to tiny tim earlier today

This might get me banned, but I think sweet potatoes are delicious

>>151355912
He’s shit

>>151355915
Cope. Post your vocal range

>>151355157 (OP)
GREAT EDITION

Hopefully Our Sennies don't shit the bed today

i was told i sing like an angel...
a fallen angel haha

>>151355907
Well, I guess I'm beat then. Instead of ham and ribs, I'll just have to eat my words.

>>151355922
No he’s a pseudo trans

>>151355912
Little late in the season for tulips.

>>151355913
do you put marshmallows on top of them?

hoping sabres get blown out by double digits :)

>>151355922
/hoc/ needs more vocaroo

how are my fellow sunbelters enjoying this cozy fall weather, nice chilly 77 degrees today

>>151355892
only see the mexican deadbeat shit
also when did copey stop signing his posts? was a shit gimmick but it made his enemies tremble with seethe for some reason

copey you dumbass bring it back

>>151355945
On Thanksgiving I do, but otherwise I just put a little bit of butter on them

>>151355950
It's certainly possible. 90% of the Colorado roster wears double-digit numbers.

>>151355939
Hes a castrato?

>>151355944
I prefer the one about watching women as they bathe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krqvEr11BWM

Trump just achieving peace in Middle East turn on the news

>>151355989
I hope the nukes are flying

>>151355989
I've seen that episode

>>151355971
A bit too sweet for my pallet but you enjoy what you like. I'll stick with my creamy mashed taters

>>151355995
I thought this was so cool I loved Bush

>>151355995
unironically what was he thinking with that

>>151356009
This are great too :)

>>151355995
The situation is completely different but okay

I think it would be nice if the Sabres got a win today

Glad they brought Tony Blair back for the reboot

>>151356011
I miss him so much

>>151355989
How does kadri feel about this?

>>151356047
>I miss him so much

>>151356051
It has approval from relevant Palestinian Americans

>>151356067
who is that

>>151356089
Who do you not know about the most self important man in music?

>>151356017
My unpopular love is red cabbage; everyone in my family hates it, but I lap it up.

>>151356089
i think that's the rapper biggie smalls

my avies :)

>>151355285
there has never been a winger drafted first overall that met expectations

>>151356098
that isn't kanye west
and it's not the weird british satan troop
and it isn't that young superbowl fellow from the garbage island

so I give up

>>151356051
He’s silent about October 7

our sabies

>>151356122
Kanye may be more self important but Khalid is dumber so I like him more

Making nuggets and fries instead of the frozen pizza, if anyone is wondering

>>151356122
Based Kanye enjoyer. Imagine if he had become president

>>151356122
Libbe?

>>151356173
I do not enjoy him or his music and I never have
I enjoy his recent trolling campaign though

kanye's only truly good albums are late registration, graduation, 808s and pablo

so many qts at the game

>>151356143
just googled him
I really don't like him
I wish I hadn't learned about him

>>151356131
Kadri should fight Adam fox

>>151356205
You'll get to see more of him during the threpeat

my avies! :)
mackinnon!

Our Sabies :(

>>151356196
He has 3 good albums and you only listed the one

BIG DAWG SCARS!

Nobody discussing my boy lane hutsons new contract?

>>151356161
Still sounds good

>>151356305
who?

>>151356305
Cole Caufield (2031)
Nick Suzuki (2030)
Juraj Slafkovsky (2033)
Noah Dobson (2033)
Kaiden Ghule (2031)
Lane Hutson (2034)

>>151356331
don't be a jerk!
>>151356336
bob gainey could never

I don't care for the Habs

the videogamedunkey "dunkey leaks donda" video was the only positive musical thing to come from kanye west

Imagine never having listened to graduation

Please let the leafs win one

>>151356359
there's also still Demidov.
i wish they'd get a real 2C soon too tho.

Nylander can do it

>>151356374
MODS

i havent sleepted yet... guess im gonna miss all the games

>>151356395
coming soon...

>>151356387
I don't have to imagine, and if you're white you're probably the most shallow musically illiterate insecure grey mush dullard I could ever meet in my life

you fags are seriously a dime a dozen

for me? its Opeth

owe n power what does he do?

Time for my Sensies :)

>>151356390
Which flavor is the best?

>>151356422
i don't think that's ever happening.

hoping for a necas pp blast :)

>>151356431
I'm glad you recognised that graduation is so perfect that you had to straw man me

Why didn't they show a replay of the penalty

Cute :3

dahlin penalty uh oh, it's over buffalo

>>151356387
the worst thing about graduation is Drunk and Hot Girls
the second worst thing is that its best track was exclusive to a japanese print
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35c8IW0vsSE

>>151356454
>day off
>cloudy cool weather
>big cup of tea
>mint cream cookies
>our Sennies playing

perfect. Gary couldn't have written a better script himself

>>151356468
never give up hope, we got a trade deadline right around the corner

>>151356466
It's sour cream and onion or salted, I don't like the latter

Sabres are going to need to score one if they want to tie this thing back up

>>151356491
>>big cup of tea
do you double bag or what? how does one attain a big tea?

>>151356441
based
benched 2pl8 for the first time while listening to blackwater park back in the day

remember when the sabres traded a 2nd for malenstein and no one even knew who he was

>>151356491
He deserves a raise

>>151356509
Yea double bag, and big ol' cup

remember when the leafs traded a 2nd for laughton and no one even knew who he was

they should of traded for tompson instead

>>151356441
my mom used to watch but I found there was too much pandering with giveaways

>>151356514
Congrats! How much can you bench now?

Which game are we watching

>>151356515
Homeboy Scotty will earn his keep once he plays

my avies :(

>no anthem singer for the US
KWAB

Our Sabies :)

RUINS KWAB

>>151356493
imagine habbies being the first(and last) CAN team to bring it home within 5 years after all that time

>>151356402
the lord's work

>>151356583
WOULD

OUR
SABIES

>ruins
>finnish goaltending
They learned nothing from tuukka trash

cizikas is playing high

JLMI

>>151356570
not much more lol I had a shoulder owie and didn't lift for 10 years and just got back into it last year after some extensive PT on the ol' glenohumeral joint

>>151356674
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud 1275 days ago?

>>151356674
they look good this year

There's so much hockey on today!

>>151356713
You're pathetic and a petty bisexual for keeping track of a random day of the week no one but you remembers the significance of, Mitch
>and your car is fucking ugly as fuck

>>151356749
They're gonna challenge Moncton for the glory of the Maritimes, m8
>Just you watch; because all these ratings are gold to Gary Bettman

multipuck is real! I saw it, I did, I did!

>>151356777
>a random day
is it arbitrary like the division between regular season and playoffs? raped retard kwarb

>>151356777
not checked and not based

sometimes I imagine it would be hilarious to meet you irl and find you to be a surprisingly enjoyable person to be around, and then you post shit like this and I'm reminded that you are a cancer to this sacred imageboard and can only possibly be 10x worse irl

i never trust anyone with two first names

>>151356783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsLPbVXW14I
In some reality I'm a naval aviator in the 80s.

>>151356874
like Mitch Ryan?

>>151356777
could never be my eagles

casey cizikas 900 games played, that's a lot of games for a murderer

Is Tim Hortons any good

>>151356902
Cape Breton is having some issues presently
>as least we're not Drakkar?

my avies!! :))
makar!

Sabies that was fucking pathetic

>>151356922
It was an oopsy like whatever the sabres just did

>>151356926
good for what?

Ruins might not even win the AHL championship

>>151356926
No

Ullmark having a better game so far

>>151356958
they're undefeated

Every year the backup goalies move from team to team like musical chairs

>>151356939
was listening to the post game after the last loss
the new coach flat out said the team wasn't good and that they're disrespectful for not trying harder for their 20 year old goalie lmao
the drakkar are worse tho, yes. they also eliminated our eagles two years in a row.

>>151356540
you're not going to believe me, but it was actually a first

don't know how I feel about matinee games. They are a change of pace but overall it's a no

Was that Sophia combing her hair?

FRIG OFF WITH THE PENALTIES

lindy ruff has been 60 years old for 50 years

>>151356977
true enough
I dunno what CB's problem is, but it seems persistent
Of course, this will be the closest season I've followed the Q league since I got the FLO/hoc/ and got every game of this year
love that FLO/hoc/
>so now maybe I'll get to see CB suck out loud and finally get it for once, who knows?

>>151357056
he is a groundhog day babby

whats the scores so far

>>151357084
some leads some ties

>>151357008
on a Monday, it feels absurd, almost like the entire day takes place on a stage
>>151357084
Yes!!

>>151357084
2-0

My penguins ):

>>151357084
Laffs are losing, at home, and the fans are walking out.

>>151357128
I believe this

my avies!!! :)))
mackinnon!!

>>151357128
man, you're a magnificent liar
>not as good as Gary, but then you're not as rich as Gary.. none of us are -_-

this mackinnon guy's good

MacK and Necas going to have so many points this season.

>>151357060
>I dunno what CB's problem is, but it seems persistent
this is our owner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDLSC_lpHrk
no, im not joking

I think hoc should take power of madagascar

Islanders are rolling out with the same roster without dobson and can’t even win a single game lol

kc

>>151357165
Really excited for Colorado to trade Necas because they can't afford him

Here lies the islanders they can’t score on the measly jets.

buffalo gave us cannibal corpse
and ETID
and patty kane
and rick james
and I guess natalie merchant era 10k maniacs was good
and goggins is good for a laugh
and.... uh.... that's it I can't think of anything else
maybe malevolent creation too

and that's all
man what a shithole

>>151357277
Meanwhile Columbus killed dimebag darrel

hey siri, what are some good bands or people to come from columbus ohio?

coop is gonna blow

it's pronounced have er hill

>>151357185
I never understood this sentence

CAM ON BROOINS

Peeke is a dawg

>>151357277
I always considered Malevolent Creation Floridian.

>>151357277
Fuck ETID ruled. Better Lovers are great but Keith's new band blows

I would probably move to Boston if I ever moved across the pond. City with a soul

>>151357371
they both suck
atomic rule will probably suck too

it's over anon just remember the good times

>why can't it be the year 2000 I wanna be in the year 2000 when having nothing meant having everythiiiiiiing

why didnt bruins play swayman today

scar
>tennespee

My Sensies :)

SANDERSON IS ELITE

>>151357404
They wanted to lose today

poonette challenging

>>151357398
Incorrect. Atomic Rule has some pretty meaty riffs but nothing outstanding.

If this is taken back for GI I'm visiting Gary in Minecraft

>scoreless draw in detoilet
truly a losers bracket matchup to be quite honest with you family

>>151357214
That’s where Hitler tried to send Gary’s people

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck you Gary you're no longer invited to Thanksgiving dinner

what happened to sens

>>151357373
Thanks but it’s way too expensive and going downhill fast

>>151357404
They underestimated the Boltz and still believe in >finnish goaltending

>get goal called back for (((GI)))
>most obvious trip of all time doesn't get called
Gary still holding a grudge against Andlauer for calling him out I see.

Bruins lead the league in shots not on goal

monday off with hockey is pretty glorious. Thank you Gary!

dont fuck this up

what a whiny baby tkachuk is

>>151357645
and how!!!!

>>151357633
VPN off Gar

my vpn has a kill switch

Moron Really doing what he do.

our islanders :(

another meeting of the clams

knies is the laffs best player now that marner's been flushed

Pasta needs to have a few drinks and unlock his true potential

>>151357691
>laffs best player

>>151357695
He should retire at this point

>>151357684
Its what I call my Lesbian Book Club

Sneaky goal by Nashville

My Sensies :(

>>151357695
There’s only so much he can do with a shit team

laffs are 100% not making the playoffs much less round 2 at this point. Boston and Philly are gonna feast on the 1sts they gave up. This is what the organization deserves for giving that hack Treliving 15M in cap space.

my avies!!!! :D
necas!

Necas cooking himself some money.

>>151357703
He’s young and still has talent. Shame he signed a long term contract with the bruins though

let nachos cook!

>firing Dubas will fix the team!
>firing Keefe will fix the team!
>firing Shanahan will fix the team!
>trading Marner will fix the team!
(You) are here'
>firing Treliving will fix the team!
>firing Berube will fix the team!
Face it, Rogers is a shit owner and has made it evident with how much he's gouging Jays fans for ALCS tickets. He only cares about his pocketbook not about results.

I almost feel bad for the Sabers. how long till gary moves them to Puerto Rico?

WoW laffs are dogshit, like every player is shit.

>>151357769
Maybe if his knee holds up

>>151357794
They’re heading to Atlantis or Quebec City

>>151357779
based I'm glad he's gouging that pretentious shithole of a city and I hope every jeet in attendance goes bankrupt

>>151357797
Cope they have Matthews and Tavares and huh...

>>151357811
Jeets here don’t watch sports that aren’t cricket or Manchester City matches.

They could trade laffs for islanders right now. A steal.

>>151357806
>Sabres --> QC
>CBJ --> Hamilton
>Nashville -->Milwaukee
>St Louis --> KC
>Vancouver--> Houston

>>151357836
Thanks for the leaking the PowerPoint, intern

>>151357849
The Ducks plan is still hush hush.

>>151357823
makes sense those cunts would be city fans

>>151357832
Laffs get Lou back. Done.

>>151357849
Happy Catholic Monday, Hail Gary

god damn Bowen Byram trying to assassinate Brock Nelson with his skates. Potential wrist slicing, been out the game for over 10 mins.

>>151357806
>Atlantis

Unironically, when does the league step in and do something about the Sabres?
The Pegula era needs to be brought to an end

I can feel the Garyout coming

Never mind, Brock is back, crisis averted.

I'm moving /hoc/ to planet retard

>>151357899
>trying to move your franchise to an underwater research station
We would be able to take Puerto Rico off the table;
>that's merely one upside to Team Sealab

Gary intentionally makes the Laffs lose because they'll still make money due to retards wanting to go watch them.

Gary using voodoo tricks against our Sennies:(

>>151357937
>moving
where do you think you are?
>>151357955
Saved, thank you Sweden

>>151357973
I thought Saros made a huge save but no Spence just spilled his spaghetti there

>>151357954
Welcome to the /hoc/, newfriend:
>I suppose I should direct you to Gary's Secretary, she loves these little "bull sessions" with her favorite "customers" about "how things are" and Gary's Plan

I need a a haircut

My Sensies are just allergic to scoring at this point

>>151358004
>Gary's Secretary
She wouldn't happen to be a hockey player would she?

>>151358022
whats a a haircut?

saint JAHN, b'y

>>151358042
I don't believe she ever played, even as an amateur

My Islanders may be losing but they're better than last year

>>151358108
They can’t even win a single game I’m laughing at them they wish they had Tavares and now dobson lol

buffalo to indianapolis
columbus to cincinnati
winnipeg to kansas city
debils to jacksonville
ducks to portland

I solved the puzzle gary give me my reward

BOOOOOOOOOOO

>>151358060
I'm sorry i have a stutter

>>151358141
Retard

>>151358141
Gary says, when you get home, don't bother looking for another job, you're hired
>what, really? just like that?? that's so generous, Gary...

>>151357899
Jen

>>151358141
Gary is going to flatten gaza and Lebanon to make giant sunbelt ice rinks

fug

>>151358141
you’ll get a coupon for the nhl shop

>>151356118
Patrick Kane?

Euro ice or regular ice? Which ones better

>>151358214
>the Mediterranean Hockey League
THE ORIGINAL 16__
>WEST A
Gibraltar
Manaco
Algiers
Barcelona
>WEST B
Rome
Palermo
Tunis
Malta
>EAST A
Venice
San Marino
Athens
Cyprus
>EAST B
Beirut
Tel-Aviv
Alexandria
Rhodes
>Gary Bruce Bettman, call my office IMMEDIATELY

The Flames look like the best team in the league so far this season

I don't think I'll say Nygard out loud

>>151358400
were all for Gibraltar

Can we get some stick taps for Kevin's new baby girl?

>>151358400
for me its malta

>most dangerous draw in the Scotiabank Saddledome
YEEHAW, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

>>151358400
Considering the Catalans actually have a league for rollerblade indoor hockey, Barcelona would probably stomp every other team by at least 5 goals.

leafs now have the same record as the flames

>>151358322
I like that I get to watch both, our hockey is a bit more relaxing to watch

nightly game status?

>>151358425
why do black girls bleach their skin?

>>151355862
you have autism

>>151358480
Italy's league has been around since World War 2;
>Italy is actually a pretty good clandestine hockey country
>switzerland helps

>>151358502
>sse Puljujärvi is a Finnish professional ice hockey forward who is currently playing with Genève-Servette HC of the National League. Once rated as a top prospect, Puljujärvi was drafted fourth overall by the Edmonton Oilers in the 2016 NHL entry draft.

>>151358523
Are Central and Southern Italian clubs even decent compared to those in Sudtirol or Bolzano though?

>>151358513
So what?

Mandani is winning the New York mayor and sending Stephen to the gulags

>>151358544
It's a good thing to know about yourself

larkin will leave detroit this season

>>151358542
no, the best players go play closer to the Alps, and one might suspect

larkin is a washed bitch

Islanders are washed they blew their two chances of winning the cup.

>>
>as one might suspect

>>151358400
THE TUNIS TUSKS

holy fuck just move the leafs to Quebec at this point

Why can't the laffs score goals?

>>151358613
>wasted

>>151358640
They marnered themselves in the offseason

bitch marner really was the leafs after all...

>>151358322
big ice makes a different game, more skill and speed. the physicality and aggression of the NA style game would be lost

Marner and nylander were what made the leafs good

>ontario getting double shutout
this is a bad omen for the ballgame...

Saros has been locked in this season

>>151358322
NA ice is superior. The puck naturally ends up near the boards so the wider the ice, the farther the puck is from the danger areas at any given time.

do nhl teams have any actual incentives to win? the players and owners still get paid if they suck, right?

>leafs fans mock the flames
>have the same record

>>151358624
Raped retard

only shit teams today desu

COME ON SENNIES SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

Dummy doing what he do.

Yes, the world can't stop raining in shit on Baie-Comeau Drakkar...
>Here's Tom with the weather, Tom?

>>151358734
Columbus plays today

>>151358707
You get playoff bonuses and there's always someone that's up for a new contract. GMs and coaches are also constantly fired

fuck yeah pasta

I think i like euro ice more. I like the cycle and build up plays like you see in soccer

>>151358775
Yum!

>>151358738
They scored one but Gary said no.

God. Bolts are so bad.

At at family dinner but I just must know
Why are my leafs not winning?

>>151358745
Forecast calls for 100% chance you being raped

>>151358815
Matthews is a shitty american

>>151358815
They gave up a goal and haven't scored any

>>151358783
I'd love to see one NHL season on that ice, just to compare. I guess the Olympics does that but it's often so one sided

>>151358815
get off your phone and talk to your family you cunt

My islanders lost every game this year

>>151358860
I need my phone to talk to my family on /hoc/.

why are there multiple games in the middle of a Monday

>>151358860
anon imagine you have to sit at a table full of leafs.

has it been long enough to officially consider this clown a bust

>>151358860
They left me with the dog while everyone plays with the grand children

>>151358815
Tradition.

>>151358889
are you unemployed?
>>151358892
based, dogs are way cooler than kids

>>151358815
Leafs have had many good looks but they can't ever bury it. Talbot is playing like it's his last game

>>151358815
>dinner
>at 3:45 on a Monday

>>151358889
Columbus Day
people with jobs have the day off

>>151358889
It's a holiday

>>151358892
Based. That’s me every family gathering

>>151358910
Early dinner so senpai doesn't ruin your whole day

>>151355291
How often do you think about a US state every hour?

no ketchup for my broonsies

>>151358915
I didn't have today off :/

>>151358915
Not for anybody with a job that follows the stock exchange

>>151358915
people without jobs also have the day off

>he doesn't have to work on indigenous peoples day
must be nice living in 2010

how do you lose to nashville lmao

STAMMER

My Sensies :(

>>151358951
Next thread edition better be Columbus themed.

GG boltZ

It’s gonna be a long season

>>151358958
>indigenous peoples day
timber niggers day

>>151358970
That's travis green hockey baby

Most dangerous lead

>>151358856
Gary should do something like this

MUH REGGIES!!!!!!!!!

>>151358945
Sir You've bragged about being a banker to the NEETs on /hoc/ enough for one day

They could gas laffs and play their AHL team. Would anybody notice.

>>151358980
I shall make sure of it. I already have chosen an image :)

Thank God the next game is against the Sabres. Easy win

Happy Thanksgiving, /hoc/!

>>151359009
Thank You For Your Service

Ullmark and Swayman need gay sex to reach their full potential

>>151358992
imagine a nhl rink with a long track speed skating track around the outside of it

>>151359027
Thanksgiving is in 45 days

>>151359045
Only in the sunbelt

>>151359001
We can gas the noticers too.

>>151359027
Why does he have a paper clip on his ear

>>151359045
Thanksgiving was yesterday, Yank, so some respect for other cultures

>>151359027
Hairline trying to go back south

>>151359052
>>151359052
>>151359052
New

>>151359056
It's from his purse

>>151359042
Olympic oval in calgary has that

not so fast predditors