Thread 151355269

You will respect Israel

finland

Unc got caught fiending for some cheeks on rampages live.

Disgusting.

Absolutely disgusting...

DISGUSTING FUCKING PIGLET FREAK!!!!

>>151355304
*tap tap tap* the fuck, why is my galactic throat missing from my monitor?

Hard to not respect izzy

GOAlactic Throat GOAT Thomas "Sloppy Toppy" Aspinall

>>151355304
Monitor on.

>>151355314
You think the commission would have something to say about bringing ice enchanted arrows into the gon

>>151355314
Daddysanya absolutely boiled that BBC sissy snowbunny AGPiglet freak PeRoevWade

Has anyone here ever had their unconscious body frozen solid and shattered with a triple shot of magical ice arrows? I never have, thank god, but I'd imagine it's very unpleasant.

Great now we have an ugly retarded inbred champion who fights once per year

Pic unrelated: I’m talking about Tomala Harrispinall

>>151355376
I have Protection from Arrows passive.

Your mom got her womb shattered with a triple shot of cum from my BBC

>>151355396
Talmbout the galactic throat goat b?

Tomala should be cut

>>151355453
This sexy abuela is doing documentaries now?

My sources are telling me Brady vs Morales has been booked for UFC 322
More news later

GLOBAL MONITOR. ON.

>>151355398
You're black? I don't have a problem with that I just find it surprising

>>151355492
Big balkan cock ya fewl

Galacpig throat sadly.

gambrainrot

Gapedrot

Gamrot is a generational talent. Who makes a washed Charles Oliviera look that good?

so after that shit heem was talking gamrot got raped lol

Rotbussy.

>>151355594
Gamraped sadly

I hope Weili is a lesbian because my heart will literally break if some other guy than me wifes her up.

Gambussy got his ass gaped and filled with horrific cream! OH MY

Aspinall vs Gane honest breakdown. Despite the memes and everything, this fight is going to be interesting. The movement and striking of Gane is what I can see being a little different for Aspinall. Gane is a lot more fluid in his movements while not perfect it's not something we see that much at heavyweight least of all Aspinall. So, when it comes to the opening minutes of the fight I would not be surprised if Gane manages to evade Aspinal's attacks, not wanting to engage in brawl. However, the grappling is what'll be really interesting. I believe Aspinall is the better grappler and if it goes to the ground he would win those exchanges. Obviously, Gane is probably working on his grappling for this fight and might improve but I don't think it'll be enough were if it goes to the ground he wins. It'll probably be more that Gane is able to defend some of the takedowns that Aspinall shoots for but will he be able to defend them all? Also, we haven't seen Tom go to the later rounds so who knows how he'll hold up but as for Gane he seems to slow down but even so, I think Gane might try to drag the fight on to the later rounds where Aspinall has never been and use his own experience in those later rounds to his advantage. But, in the end I think Aspinall wins Gane might be able to do something if he tries to bring Aspinall to unfamiliar territory and not get finished in the first rounds.

>>151355618
>Talking that shit when you're 0-3 in the UFC and getting heemed by Taiwanese boys
You have to at least have 1 win in the UFC before you come out as a neo nazi bro

Like Liberache in his prime

Did we ever learn what the new move Arman was going to use on Islam was

lmfao islam is fucking dead
i tried to warn you guys about this

who the fuck devotes that many words for describing a gay frenchman vs a retard father from swansea? Sweden get your shit together

>>151355722
It's an AI generated post

>>151355689
Poor tomala... Poor poor tomala...

>>151355748
youre point being...?

>>151355269 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bDbhsb2Eak

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT109s0V4aE
Pure domination

sorry sweden. my GDS wont stop acting up. I didn't mean it. Respect?

holy shit I'm finally starting to understand Kant's "proof" of metaphysics as a science. the German to English translation is so dense and grammatically awkward that I had to use ChatGPT to give me a high-level summary on how pure mathematics is grounded in a priori pure intuition, but once I got that breakdown, the read becomes so much easier because you know what to look for
AI really is the bee's knees bros (assuming that you can use it as a supplement to your own critical thinking and don't just use it to emptily parrot)

this is /heem/-related because the execution of mixed martial arts is an a posteriori synthetic cognition informed by empirical intuition

>makes an effortpost
>it gets labeled as AI
This is unironically my worst nightmare

>>151355776
Honestly? Respect.

>>151355815
I didn't actually read your post I just called it AI because I wanted to sorry

''Accuracy beats speed
Timing defeats power''
Cyril Gane.

>>151355801
Nope, the AI gave you wrong information. Try again.

OUT COLD

>>151355853
nice prank but I'm on top of the world fella. it's all starting to click
fuck you Kant you genius!

what went wrong?

Brazilian Portuguese is the most beautiful language on the planet

oh he's got jokes

>>151355906
Aspinall KO led to confidence crisis
he's now trying to reinvent himself but instead got 30-27'd by le 7 foot karate man

>>151355906
The Aspinall effect. After he scrambles your eggs you get sissy hypno'd into becoming a pitter patter point fighter.

>>151355906
Godspinall flushed him
The same fate awaits Shartne sadly

So I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and get real high and I scream at the top of my lungs "What's going on??"

Gane by whatever he wants

Walk into the thread like "what up I got pink cock"

And he prays!

That don't impress me much!

>>151355964
Oh my God do I pray!

Mateus Knobrot

>>151355979
why did he do that?

Will aspinall ever fight again? I think not after the injury...

>>151355988
Possessed by the holy spirit to become illuminated by God as fast as possible

PRIME Adesanya lost to Strickland (both beaten by Diddy P who got molested by Zatdaddy)

>>151356048
Strickraped ducked the adesanya rematch

who are some fighters that come from rich families?

>>151356399
Arman Tsarukyan
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Umar Nurmagomedov
Islam Dulatov

>>151356426
Khabib didn’t grow up rich

>>151356505
Fazza built a fence. That's upper class in Dagestan

>>151356399
arman tsarrukyan
cowboy cerrone
calvin kattar

12 days until Gane fights.

what made mohammed mokaev so hard to work with? getting into that scuff with kape backstage coudlnt have been that big of a deal since fighters do it all the time
the boring fights shouldnt be that big of a deal either as 90% of the roster are boring fighters

>>151356426
pissrael adesanya unironically. his family had servants growing up and was very wealthy. That's why he starting crying and throwing a little baby fit when DDP brought up his servants during the press conference

>>151355663
I;d like to see Aspinall get a sub like he did against Volkov, to really show how well-rounded he is.

Gane is very inconsistent on the feet. He lost to Volkov and got rocked by Tuivasa, whilst he won the striking battle against Ngannou.

I think given the gratvitas of the situation Gane will come in good shape, but I still expect Aspinall to be able to mix up the striking and the wrestlings to ultimately get the win.

>>151356505
Fazza was literally the head olympic coach for the USSR's judo team and was the coach of several championship wrestlers
Even after the USSR fell Fazza was the Olympic coach for Ukraine's judo team
Khabib was as rich as rich could get in Dagestan. Khabib tries to pass himself off as coming from a humble background but he really had everything he could ask for growing up

>>151356496
Usdaddy bodied that gaped AGPiglet freak

Gane might never win a belt, but he is the first French MMA star to become a gay icon.

I see that Tomala piglets still haven't accepted for what's to come

Precision beats power, Gane will school, expose and draft a detailed essay on this subject mid fight

>>151356610
Any of these shots would heem Trashspinall btw

>>151356590
This is his last chance, he’s 35 and a very speed reliant fighter. They don’t tend to last long even at HW

Gane heel hooks fighters, tom taps to heel hooks, these are the findings we got.

Gane will heelhook the shit outta Asspiss n'all

I heemed myself today

>>151356505
Yes he did, just because fazza made them lift logs doesn't make them poor

fuck this faggot. how can anyone say they are genuinely excited to watch him fight ever again after his last fight with DDP? At least hump fighters like khabib would actually do damage on the ground or get a choke successfully. All this faggot did was hump DDP for 25 minutes while doing ZERO damage and didn't even come fucking close to a single choke. How embarrassing for the division. cumshot is fucking lame

>>151356643
Name some of the incredible fighters that gane heel hooked

>>151356561
And his lazy mum still wanted extra handbag money because she felt she wasn't receiving enough, but couldn't fathom manual labour so the males had to come and do the work for her anyway kek, you couldn't make this up, that boy's life is like a comedy sketch

Ya Ali is the hottest meme of 2025

The yassification of Joe Rogan should be studied

Aspinall fucked Sergei in his prims

>>151356664
I didn’t say they were poor. More like middle class in a poor country. Arman’s family is an order of magnitude richer

I'm sadly afraid I fear

>Hi, my name's oogaboogawola, and these are my two soft sons. Can you please let us last your security measures so we can do the work my life applied to do.

Thanks

Don't go looking for any wives any miami

>>151356670
Dana don't console him, you'll egg him on for a little cry

Powerful

>>151356669
Jon Jones

>>151356714
There will be a lot of these jokes around and they'll never stop. That'll team him for hanging around these clowns that are not like him. This is a new trend in mma

Okay but why did Khamzat look so much bigger than Dricus in that one photo
Did Dricus shrink

Losing a 30-27 or 50-45 is worse than being heemed. Any can have a woopsie-doo but it takes a real bum to lose every round.

We memory holed that fight here.

>>151356746
Daddy aura

>>151356748
Repsectfully, I disagree, cum-guzzling gay faggot.
Getting heemed means you are vulnerable. Being an unheemable shit fighter just means you need to improve your skill. But you can't improve your chin.

>traind you right for a laugh
>u wot
soon.

>>151356666
>THROWS 500+ strikes
>only 37 'significant' ones
>I AM MOST EXCITING FIGHTER IN UFC U NO DIS BRAZZA! WHY NO ONE CHEER FOR ME? I SMESH THEIR BAMHOLES!
>gets coughed on
>dies

>>151356666
I think you could blame arman for that. He literally wanted to strike but arman told him not to

>>151356782
Fighters have won the rematch after getting heemed, I can’t think of anyone who has after losing 50-44

There is literally not a single adjustment Dricus could make to beat Khamzat

>>151356782
>t. *loses decisions regularly*

>>151356670
nah, i remember this fight and i remember thinking volkov won
scrap the heavyweight divison. make light heavyweight like 210 or 215, these fatasses can lose a lil weight theyll be fine

>>151356791
Zatdaddy busted ya piggy peabrain I fear

Ya ali

>>151356816
>did literally zero damage
?
DDP wins the next fight btw, since he already showed he can stop CUMsnot's pathetic submission attempts. All he has to do is work on takedown defense and then what will Khamzat 'AHHH NO COOF ON ME!' SHITmaev gonna do? Get KO'd stiff on the feet I'm afraid.

>>151355269 (OP)
>Vitor Petrino's wife
just be white bro

On some level, it's just a fundamental problem. You don't go from getting crucifixed 3 times in one fight to winning in a few months. Dricus just lacks the necessary wrestling instincts to win. Sprawling is something he has to consciously do instead of being a second nature response for him, he froze up on the ground and laid there instead of trying to wrestle his way back up. At best he can maybe take a round or two against Khamzat. Maybe pray that he gasses.

>>151356808
You don't "lose" a fight when you "lose" a decision. You only properly lose a fight if you get heemed.
"losing" a decision just means the final bell went before you really got going.

>>151356814
Volkov did win. Most people think so.
GAYNE had to get a pity robbery against the corpse of Volkov.
>>151356838
He just needs to take some time to learn some wrestling instincts and takedown defense. Give it a year? DDP heems that brazzoid dead.

>he is going to take me down
i don't know why people say ddp is bad at fighting he literally predicted the fight perfectly

"I just have to defend the takedown"
*gets pinned for a full round again*

>>151356834
Du piggy refused to even powerbottom for xer zatdaddy

Xhe layer there like a starfish while being porked and pozzed, sadly

About to break my 24hr fast with some rice and tuna that strap is as good as mine

soon, the neet bongs will no longer be able to access this general because hiroshimoot will never pay the fine and then the UK will block access
we're so close to raising the quality of /heem/. i can taste it

>>151356854
You realize they can just use VPNs right

you only properly lose a fight when after you lose you are strapped into a tiny chair while the ringside physician laughs in your face

>>151356850
Listen, I know you live vicariously through other muslims because you're a paki or something, but you do realize a dagi like Khumshot would fucking heem you stiff for your stink right?

>>151356872
they'll still lose their identity and will confirm how pathetic and lonely they are if they go through the trouble of turning on a VPN to post in this fucking thread lmfao

Clitia Topiglet molested his daughter

Cant stop watching to catch an perdator and playing Diabol 3

Islam

GANE lost to Volkov btw
95% of the people who watched thought that
even GANE himself thought that, since he began leaving the cage prematurely

HE is coming.

>>151356887
You need a brown daddy to press and pork ya bacon bussy I’m afraid

>>151356893
Ya ali

>>151356893
someone's son typed this

>>151356906
yet gane is the one fighting for the title?
weird innit?

Only 50 years ago a man would be killed for wearing something like this. They'd wonder what the fuck is up with you. Now some of the toughest guys dress like this.
Human beings are weird

>>151356924
he does it all day
>>151356934
yeah because the fight was fixed and they had the WORST boxing judge as one of the judges for the fight
also no point deduction for GAYNE fence grabbing

>>151356893
wait
ilia's ex gf's name is giorgina and she named her daughter giorgina?
the fuck lol

Animal print leggings. What the FUCK!?
Alex Pereira will never be a friend of mine

>>151356938
>Only 50 years ago a man would be killed for wearing something like this
50 years ago was the 70s. Tight pants with leopard prints were very common and fashionable back then

>>151356959
stop trying to talk to it

>>151356949
It's okay if a man names his sin after himself but a mother naming their daughter after themselves is too much

>>151356969
this but unironically

Damage based scoring

>>151356949
Ilia got confused

lel, ilia is hanging out with gerard pique rn, both known adulterers im sure they get along

>>151356959
Travolta is a poofter

Clitia Chomopuria sadly

>>151357007
stop judging him, you have no idea how psychotic his wife may have been

>>151357027
i fear ilia might have been the "miami girl" all along....

>>151356979
Could have done something stoic and chadly but he jumps up and down like a fag yikes

Khamzats is literally locked in a basement by Daddyrov. All he does is train, no one will ever beat him

>>151357007
>Nelk boys put doubts about his wife in to his head
>Asks wife if she had ever been with someone before him
>"Yeah, why?"
>Gets insecure
>Starts fucking around
>Destroys marriage
This is so stereotypical lmao and it's the only thing that makes sense given the time frame

>>151357039
as long as he is a good father to his children it doesn't matter

>>151357046
he's not called GAYne for nothing kid

Poatan’s stoic and chadly leopard print leggings

If doesn't matter if my wife is fucking around if she's a good mother why should I care

>>151357064
yeah locked in the basement getting his bamhole stretched
you ever wonder where his immune disorder came from lmao?

>>151357074
Hoenstly? Respect

>>151357066
Chomopuria forced his daughter to watch BLACKED

>>151357027
That's what Topturo didn't realize. He needed to out-psycho his woife in order to make it work.

Lot of you foreigners don't understand the miami nightclub scene

>>151357098
Apparently neither did Ilia Topuria

The nelk chads won

>>151357098
miami is terrible. never been to a more superficial city in my life. i imagine only vegas could give it a run for its money, but at least vegas is honest about how whorish it is. miami is just a bunch of thoughtless plastic dolls, male and female

georgina is the bread winner though

Dee Devlin should be canonised as a saint

Who gets custody of Hugo Topuria?

>>151357115
Are they worse than LA?
I had a friend move there and apart from decent food I fucking hated it, everything is fake copy paste plastic buildings and people

>>151357098
Do you think as an 5'5 Taiwanese man I could get sex down there from women that look liek Serena Williams?

>>151357129
kek wtf why did she do a post about her daughter and left out hugo

>>151357131
there is no reason to live in miami unless all you want to do is fuck and eat cuban sandwiches
>>151357144
>>151357129
apparently hugo is not her biological son

Niggers?

>>151357164
Enough of that

Our wife has unfollowed us on IG bros

yooo i just found a treasure trove of atp scenes
finna goonfeast for a year off this

islam is actually fucked considering he is essentially belal

Ilia "El Divorcerito" Topuria

breh if a nigga pulled up lookin like this id literally turn 360 degrees, wheel kick him to the dome and peace on out of there

>>151357065
i think the fame went to ilia's head, similar to how the fame went to ronda's head

>>151357251
the fact that you watch that shit stirring pussy ass weasel says more about you than you will ever be able to defend

>>151357267
Cool it with the anti-Semitism

>>151356959
Fuck off, 20 years before that then

You guys spoil everything

>>151357312
you'll help everything when your country bans you from using 4chan because america won't pay your gay fines

>>151357303
People were making little boys dress up in dresses back then

Can someone just please say what we are all thingkign? Step up

>>151355304
what is it about british people and getting the absolute SHITTIEST tattoos humanly possible. this guy has money. he could afford good tattoos. its like the chav genes just force them to get the ugliest trashiest shit imaginable

Ilia is now the most eligible bachelor in the world the man just doesn't fucking miss

Just got back talking with Dana White, he promised me he would do things right with Volkov

Ilia Topuria has been spotted on Grindr

Nigger

my fanvorite movie it gotta be the phantom

>>151357374
Woah

they linked

>>151357390
How cool is that

i wonder if ilia will cheat on the royal family member hes supposedly dating now. how would he even tell a royal what to do?

Ilia has been crowned kind of Spain per the schmo

>>151357408
He couldn't really tell his last wife what to do she was independently wealthy from a wealthy family and made more money than he did

>>151357408
What’s his name?

do you ever think something and then someone says it and then you think you are just copying what they said when you literally already thought it first

>>151357509
No, I'm not retarded

>>151357436
this time will be different 4sure

>>151357509
i only have original thoughts and im also a heemer

5'5 Vietnamese bross...

What did he mean by this?

>>151357589
no fucking way

>>151357589
A teep to the dick would put any man down

>>151357589
asianbros... white women are stronger than us...

>>151357589
I would have dragged that bitch by the hair all the way down to the police station for assualt

>>151355979
Would have been funnier if he tripped on the cable and heemed his knee like Tony.

>>151357964
yeah, except if you were a 5'5 asian manlet she would have heemed you stiff

Arman Tsarukyan

he was gay, jon jones?

>>151358258
they didn't tell you?

Another day of sheer misery, gonna top myself at this rate

>>151357660
he got heemed by too many nonwhites so now he has to do shit like this to make him feel like hes in control again

Another day of peaceful bliss winning the lottery wouldn't change much in my life

The best boxer in the UFC

>>151358589
how can get cody back into his heemer form again?
do roids have any effect on one's chin?
should be start training under trevor shitman?

Islam Makhachev looks HUGE against of his fight ahead Jack Della Maddalena

Petr Yan wins the rematch

>>151358589
SKADOOOSH'D HIM

>>151358645
So, he's juiced UP and ready?

>>151358664
>4th fight this year for Beastrab

>>151358689
The Mexican DJ

Was this already announced? Feel like I saw it before

>>151358724
The peoples main event

>>151358724
yo this is a beast of a fight

>>151358664
what has yan even done to deserve this title shot?
hes not a good fighter, i cant believe getting wins over prelim bums convinved u this guy was good.
his best feats are getting wins over geriatric and broken also and faber, and winning a botched decision over sandhagen

>>151358832
Merab asked for a quick turn around. Also there’s no one else because Umar hasn’t even won a fight yet

>>151358788
Jan? Jan HEEMS

>>151358664
>>151358689
These fights are forgone conclusions

>>151358832
he beat former champion sugar shawn except for on the score cards

>>151358861
i just had a look at that 135 rankings and i guess there really isnt anybody, another free win for merab cant even be mad.
i would like to see merab vs ytadong or figgy, i think they would be really fun fights

>>151358929
Van has a chance, he’s noticeably improving fight to fight

I am a sane individual

Yan by murder

Yan by murdered

Yan bye

Van by winning

Petr van

>>151358664
You will watch Merab and You will like it

The year is 2031. We're on Merab's 76th title defense. He's rematching Sean O'malley for the 7th time following his 8th win over Petr Yan just two weeks ago.

Van by murder

People will say Joshua Van was overhyped and pushed too fast

muttboys
why don't you ban wmma?

Yan by nigger

>>151359370
Can you make one for American champions

mutts we need to ban womens mma it's the gay pride flag of sports

If von wins who should he defend against? Moreno? Kai? Albasir?

>>151359412
The winner of this presumably

>>151358788
Was scheduled for Qatar I think

mutts is wmma banned yet?

>>151359399
>>151359493
okay, we can ban WMMA
but we also gotta ban all brazza's too

damn the rizin GOAT, the maori warrior and now THE van? maybe the greatest title run in the history of combat sports

>>151359637
It's up there with DJ

I find Kayla Harrison very attractive.

Fun fact: Yan is more Chinese than Van

volk solved mma and then purposely got cte to take on a fresh challenge
I kneel

>>151359861
This was prime chandler right here

Cyril Gane moves like a welterweight and hits like a flyweight.
Tom Aspinall moves like a lightweight and hits like a heavyweight.

>>151359931
Paddy needs to get back into the octagon. He's so close to greatness...

Trashspinall moves like a retard and is a retard

>>151360048
Paddy fights once a year, he'll be back in 2027

>>151360128
Should line up with Ilia’s yearly fight then

323 actually sounds like a very good card honestly
At least half of those are fake fights. Cejudo isn't fighting Talbott I'll tell you that right now

>>151358664
>>151358689
>>151358724
>>151358788
>>151359433
>>151359646
These are all consequential fights with fighters I actually know why the fuck did it take a full year for the UFC to make a decent card

>>151359861
Beautiful coaching eugene

Abus vs Pyfer
Dusseldorf vs Philly
Spear vs Broadsword

>>151360430
Philadelphia won

Heeminder that they want you to forget about Blaydes hip checking Tom's leg kick, which pulverized his knee, before cleanly heeming him in the same exchange.

Stop running Tomala

Curtis Blaydes with his little known telepathic prowess

>>151360568
If I was tom I would be scared

>>151360225
ali is a low iq inbred freak

>>151360623
She is

His name isn't Tomala. It's Tomathy.

Terrifying

>>151360647
He's smarter and richer than you

Will merab reach 5 title defenses throughout 2026?

>>151360713
Ναι

>>151360680
get off your fighter's twitter account you rat

>>151360784
Ali makes more money shit posting than you have in your entire life

>>151360809
Bodied that freak.

Another

Hot take: Tony mauls Khabib.

>>151359370
Aspinal

>>151360882
Heh... You could say I predict dez dingz...>>151355478

>>151358724
TOTAL
TWINK
DEATH

>>151359370
scouse not english

>>151360882
this feels like a fake fight

Why doesn't the UFC just break the integrity barrier and discontinue all female divisions? Imagine you paid 15 000$ for front row seats to see UFC 321, and you have Virna Jandiroba as the co-main? What the fuck even is this? I'm not paying for that shit senpai.

UFC mentioned
https://youtu.be/gvsJjc6IpHc?si=_0TrtQZvsoSwC9gO

Future champ right here

OHHHHH BOB JR. WITH THE HEADLOCK HEEEEEM TAPPY

Cejudo vs Talbot!

I need the best prejack technique you have, no criticism, just honest answers.
thanks

>>151361619
I like to constantly have the reply window open with my soijak ready to go

>>151361309
>>151361502
Some other kid should hit him with a throat jab and HEEM him stiff.

Suffering from success.

PUMP IT UP /HEEM/!

>>151361700
Never before had anyone possessed this little aura

If one man can hold you down (and he's Mikey musumeci) he can rape you

>>151361700
This dude looks like he works at Walmart probably doesn't even have a cool chest tat

>>151361702
hes a dj now? he should keep fighting until his losses equal his wins

*bzzzt*

>>151356942
>>151356846

is there a single person excited for this?

>>151361837
He also had to start fake cheering for alex to get views on his channel

>>151361854
Merab and Yan probably

Merabs needs to be studied for SCIENCE !

>>151361871
Daddysanya averages 1 million views per reaction video.

>>151361955
he grabbed the ropes, that means hes tapping out

>>151362032
Tibaddy owns khabitch

Ilia soon: "what more do you want from meeee!?"

>>151362032
THE 42 year old Tibau?

I'm from the future, Merab beats fraudspinall for the BMF belt by throwing him out the octagon

>>151362048
>imitating pakibong

>>151360676
How much was he paid?

>>151357589
Only reason a girl acts out is to get attention, she's desperate for azn dick

Hugo

>>151362155
see, wellmaker got given a layup and repeated the performance
the korean dude was given a layup to do the same and got zeemed

>>151362176
AGP I fear

>>151361854
Yeah. Yan was injured in that fight and still did better than Cory. There's a chance he wins, especially with the possibility Merab will get staph will all this extra time on the mats training in a year. That, plus the possibility Merab gets injured and has staph at the same time. It being such a big event, merab wouldn't pulll out.

The people's Main Event

>>151362155
Just like we have weight classes it should be illegal to put a timmy in the arena vs a Black king

>>151362265
The shitter's main course you mean

>>151362248
In absolutely no metric did Yan do better than Cory

>>151362086
Nah, he's not. It's schaubian in dialect, I'm afraid.

>>151359637
don't forget THE Steve Incel, heck of a regional menace.

>>151362265
>I have the le inside scoop!
HATE this little chubby NERD

see that fat black guy over there? what if I told you that in his prime he could defeat any human to ever exist in unarmed combat?

I’ve had discussions with people on various boards here and when I say I grew up in the 90s and took 10 years of kung fu as a kid they are always like “mcdojo mcdojo lol”

I always thought the guy who owned my studio was respected but I acknowledge that could’ve just been my perception as a kid. Well I did some independent research and he is highly respected.

Fuck you pol
Fuck you sp
Fuck you fit
Fuck you vg

>>151362644
Go swing your nunchucks somewhere else nerd

>>151362644
You studied Rex Kwon Do too?

>>151362698
Nunchucks are illegal in a lot of places

>>151362734
A fighting style based on a referee rules 1v1 a timer no weapons and a squishy mat

Ok

you think darkness is your ally

>>151362987
It was the 90s and things were in many ways more woke. They repeatedly said “you can usually see guys that want trouble from far away just walk to the other side of the street”

Let’s see what was going on in the 90s shall we

>>151363329
>less white people
>crime goes down
Factual

>>151363121
That's just basic advice anyone could give
There are very few circumstances where you can't talk your way out of or just avoid conflict

>>151363329
God Bless Rudy Giuliani

Frank Trigg, 2009

>>151363545
Ok but name a ranked canadian.

>>151363576
Gamrot

>>151363598
I rest my case.

>>151362874
Petrino tanked that shit

>>151363576
Gillian Robertson, Aiemann Zahabi, Jasmine Jasudavicius

>>151362874
Props for knowing who Murzakanov is.

>Aiemann Zahabi
>zahabi

Back from a 30 day btw
Gamrot won

name a ranked comedian

>>151363716
um uhhh shane grillo

>>151363713
...'t be able to close his bussy anymore

>>151363716
Brendan ''bean cheese'' Schaub

Erceg won.

>>151363669
Props for knowing who zahabi is

dont let them memory hold HW mma fighter herb dean

>>151363772
Props for knowing who schaub is

Had the weirdest dream today
Me, Kadyrov, Khamzat and Khabib were in a theater of the sorts. Khabib was trying to lob a ball into a football net, passing the ball right above Kadyrov's head. Then it was my turn. Khamzat was telling me Kadyrov was all right and I shouldn't be afraid. Fortunately I did lob the ball correctly and avoided hitting Kadyrov, who proceeded to compliment me. Suddenly I was playing football with Khabib, Khamzat and Ankalaev.
All things considered, that wasn't my worst dream so far.

The BUSSY will be there for Ankdaddy! Alhamdulillah.

>>151363848
Props for knowing who khadyrov is

>>151363829
Props for knowing who Herb Dean is.

>>151363848
Lincoln was shot in a theater it was one of those Trump sex dreams left wing women have

You gay

The mentally ill posters are awake, time to dip

>>151363940
Props for knowing when it's time to dip.

>>151363940
therapist said ive made a lot of progress

>>151355269 (OP)
Pic related is the last jew that could fight his way out of a paper bag, he's been dead for 80 years now.

>>151363974
boxing is not fighting

>>151357338
>this guy has money
Lol.

our aoife is no longer ours

>>151364027
What is it, then, teabiscuit?

>>151357092
people talmbout deez nuts when they should be talmbout dees tits. people forget man

Were there ever a good fighter from India or Bangladesh?

>>151363713
Bro got zeemed for being a retarded Chinese Chomo and can’t even evade KWAB

should I watch shutter island again maybe i missed some details

>>151364186
*Taiwanese

>>151364156
Ghandi used to beat the shit out of his wife

>>151364046
This dude should have bought himself an earlift before that whore got her fake tits. He doesn't look too bright, though, what is the average IQ in his motherland?.

I support Ciryl Gane.

ryan bader is a movie star now

WE cannot follow THEM.

>>151357092
Maybe I'm old, maybe I'm just weird, but I love the guys who carry on the tradition of a well dressed prize fighter.

you will

Ulbeast

>>151364453
news flash buddy you don't even have the illusion of choice

I hope van wins

>>151362265
they really hate Dawson lol

>>151363716
Rodney Dangerfield will be a danger to this field.

>>151364046
>Rat Shit fan page
what is wrong with people

>>151363848
The fear of being on Kadyrov's bad side has reached such a boiling point it has started to penetrate even the subconscious level of casual south american mma fans, far removed from the complex geopolitical realities of the peoples of Chechnya. This is a phenomenom that needs to be studied in more depth.

When they say the dagestanis and chechens are taking over MMA, we failed to consider that most battles actually start inside a fighter's mental space, way before the first punch is fired, the first shot is shot. Acknowledging Kadyrov's stealthy infiltration of our mindspaces through its successful social media campaigns might be the key to reverse a worrying trend that challenges the future of the MMA world, and combat sports as a form of entertainment for the upcoming chapters of the 21th century.

I've made this cool design for my fellow tom asspinall fans around the world !!

why is aspinall always calling out light heavyweights

imagine not watching wbjj

>>151364760
>argh ! I fooking got me arse kicked and I broke me footy ! me toes hurt bad !!
KWAB
I'm glad it's the last memory of him in the UFC, he'll never fight again no matter what he says.

>250 million net worth
dont think he cares desu

>>151364884
It's my fetish to find a gf who can grapple me during sex
Yeah I watched ultimate surrender

>>151364918
my fetish is dana white

https://youtu.be/YT109s0V4aE?si=LL6kKwPw-5Mswnfu
actually forgot just how shit gane looked in this fight
why would they post this

>>151364940
Props for knowing what dana white is used for

>>151364918
there used to be a gif posted here of a chinese muscle girl in a bikini choking the shit out of some dude sexually

>>151355850
grim

>>151364859
Look how dead his division is. Once he beats Gane and jailcan there’s nobody else

>>151364945
>all the GDS in that comment section

Misery loves company.

>>151364945
a win is a win

>>151364859
>>151365006
when has he ever called out a light heavyweight
he only responds to their callouts

>>151365064
I assume he was counting Jon as a LHW which is a bit disingenuous

"Let's go." - Heavyweight champ Aspinall CALLS OUT Johnny Walker

>>151357131
Just stay in your rain soaked niggertown instead of our sun soaked niggertowns.
My name is Armstrong and I don't want you here.

>>151365230
you had a queer african president who is married to a transexual
nina marie drama mma

ive seen enough

>>151364945
Ummm Ganexisters??? What the heck is this??? We need to tell the 'cord to raid this comment section ASAP!!!

>>151364945
>>151365024
>>151365018
GAYNE got a robbery win for this fight btw.
One of the judges is a known dogshitter who gave one of the worst scores in boxing history
Volkov literally got robbed because of an ugly jewess lookin' bitch who prefers to give darker fighters better scores
like unironically Gane got the win because he is black

wonder what justin trudeau is up to
oh right hes fucking the brains out of katy parry
KEK imagine being anything but canadian

>>151364224
Watch Mean Streets, my man.
Where can I stream the Brewers game?

>>151365018
good insight into how gane is actually perceived in the real world and not by mongs on /heem/ parroting a meme that's been dead 5 years

How will you reflect on the ESPN era of the UFC?

>>151365394
its just a gayer version of the fox deal
which is a gayer version of post spike tv
which is a gayer version of spike tv era

squeaking one out for kody #warkodysteele

>>151365394
shut up faggot

Pick vs Steele at the world famous UFC Apex will break the internet

You will never be the Throat Goat.

Max Holloway lost his first fight in the UFC.
Merab Dvalishvili lost his first fight in the UFC.
Eddie Alvarez lost his first fight in the UFC.
Brock Lesnar lost his first fight in the UFC.
Aaron Pico lost his first fight in the UFC.
Bad times don't last, strong men do.

>>151365394
>>151365431
basically this
every time the UFC changes their rights deal the only thing that's different is they shove in more commercials and cards take longer to watch
I'll look back on the ESPN era as the time when I stopped watching every weekend and got bored with most cards
rest in piss esPEEn

>>151365453
I’m trying to get some mma conversation going. I’m helping. What have you done?

It unironically makes me sad that Pico didn't retire

>>151365604
Patchy Mix lost his first fight in the UFC

>jon anik voice: AARON FUCKING PICOOO!!!

SOON

>>151365754
>SOON
i hope not he hasn't even woken up yet

>>151365754
Play-by-play commentators don’t curse

>>151365351
>fucking past her prime Perry
KEK

>>151364945
The absolute state of GDS patients

There is literally nothing wrong with Israel enough of the redit hive mind

>>151365786
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R9JqCSzexNA?feature=share

>>151365850
That wasn’t live

teach me how to power clean teach me teach me how to dougie

>>151365351
They are made for each other. That is not a compliment.

>>151365836
israeli's cant fight bro

this is the game
these are the players

>>151364224
watch dune

>>151366372
I'm watching my BBC enter your mom's pussy

>>151356836
is that a 10 in the favela? xe's manjawed.

mandible jaw

alright brb im gona go shower

Word out israeli women love BBC

>>151366775
Silence Chinaman

>>151366867
xe looks like dylan mulvaney

>>151366948
>>151366948
>>151366948
>>151366948
New