Thread 151358010

Drake Edition

Patty Cuckitini

The Kansas City Chiefs became the first team since 1972 to record zero turnovers, zero penalties, and one or fewer punts in a single game, following their victory against the Detroit Lions on October 12, 2025. This is a rare accomplishment, as zero-penalty games for a single team are infrequent in the NFL.

The Kansas City Chiefs became the first team since 1972 to record zero turnovers, zero penalties, and one or fewer punts in a single game, following their victory against the Detroit Lions on October 12, 2025. This is a rare accomplishment, as zero-penalty games for a single team are infrequent in the NFL.


The Kansas City Chiefs became the first team since 1972 to record zero turnovers, zero penalties, and one or fewer punts in a single game, following their victory against the Detroit Lions on October 12, 2025. This is a rare accomplishment, as zero-penalty games for a single team are infrequent in the NFL.

The Kansas City Chiefs became the first team since 1972 to record zero turnovers, zero penalties, and one or fewer punts in a single game, following their victory against the Detroit Lions on October 12, 2025. This is a rare accomplishment, as zero-penalty games for a single team are infrequent in the NFL.

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Haven’t seen /nfl/ this buckbrocken in a long time

>hurr durr the refs bailed out the choofs again!

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UH OH NOT SO FAST
>sheagles
>cowgoys
>soon to be cumhandlers

detoilet cryons

fire chris grier

>28-3
nick is playing with bad juju he does not understand!

Vintage Mahomes is back

>>151358038
BUY ANAD
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>>151358028
Literally no one cares if it was a penalty
Everyone cares that they wait for the Lions to score and then go and review and go "Well actually in this one SPECIFIC instance we can call a penalty after the score is reviewed and confirmed and we didn't throw a flag and the play was over but now we can take off points :)"

If they just threw a flag as soon as the play started because he wasn't set then everyone would call it cringe but be like "Alright, yeah." It is just the way it was done and you know that and everyone knows that. It is hard to take the integrity of the games seriously when conversations amongst Refs can go on for minutes after a play with no flags and a confirmed score and then have it taken off.

>Titans HC is out

Titansbros, I thought this was our year?

>>151358028
ChatGPT trash as usual.
Sad.

"The only New York football team" by the way

>>151358020
Im pretty sure no penalties is not that uncommon this is cherry picked

A banner salesman approaches you /sp/... how do you react?

>>151358083
Can I trade that fancy graphic for long island?

what are the retards in nashville doing?

>>151358038
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>>151358073
israel please.

>>151358079
lol

>>151358093
>>151358068
The
Tackle
That
Turned
The
Tide

no one respond to the faggot unironically posting nick wright shit

>>151358093
>improve to 3-3
>chiefs best team in football
Man I have no idea why nick Wright and the chiefs fanbase are so cloying

>>151358079
>detoilet public school education

the pool report explains exactly why there was a delay in the flag

>>151358093
>>151358073
>>151358068
It's crazy how if it weren't for the embarrassing chiefs dick sucking he would actually be pretty likable. People pretend like he hates white QBs or something but his top 10 is predominantly white and then mixed raced QBs. He only rates Lamar highly and is critical of the guy.

Dov runs /nfl/

>>151358112
>replying to your own post

>>151358099
They should just sell the team to tay tay. Let Goodell rig the next few drafts

>>151358073
>They think we're one poster
kek

>>151358099
Licking the nearest window.

>>151358099
snorting Nashville hot sauce

>>151358083
Who was here first?

TUA NO! YOUR HIP!

>>151358099
They did what every NFL team does when bad things happen: Fire the one black guy in the room

>>151358020
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>>151358028
It was a playoff game for the Chiefs so they didn't make any mistakes. The Lions were 4-1 so they didn't care if they played sloppy.

>>151358044
With all of the trading for a receiver talk from the Giants reporters, which realistic option would you want?

>>151358129
Swift can't afford the Tits lmao. Even shitty teams make a profit hand over fist

>>151358099
taking a page out of the Chicago playbook

>>151358093
>.500
>best team in the NFL
Retard gets paid to ragebait and some retards actually take him seriously, quite sad

>>151358053
This is very indian

is he right?

>>151358146
aj brown
they have the cap all their current stars are dirt cheap

Amy Strunk the stinky skunk fired Coach Mike Vrabel because he wouldn't curtsey for her whenever she entered the room and now she had to fire his replacement before Vrable got a chance to hang a hundred on him.
A joke of a team and a joke of an owner.

>>151358025
bix nood is a black QB

>>151358099
Making Tepper look patient

>>151358122
>our on field refs are incompetent so NY had to break the rules to fix it.
thats what they said if you can read

Explain why the Lions didn't just kick the XP before the flag came in to force the refs hand

Nick Wright is live!

>>151358139
Nashville Hot is a seasoning.

>>151358124
>embarrassing chiefs dick sucking
It's only embarrassing when you are sucking off a bad team like the Cowboys. The Chiefs went to 5 Superbowls and 7 straight AFC championships.

>>151358143
yjk

>>151358165
(((roseman))) would never allow that

>>151358170
wut

>>151358122
No one cares. Change the rule. It is still a penalty if the QB shifts and doesn't get set. That is totally acceptable. But make it so you have to throw a fucking flag during the play, not wait until they score and then do it.
I am not even a Detroit fan, I just cannot believe people are actually defending this idea of Refs being able to take points off the board without throwing a flag during the play and just deciding after that it is a penalty. If that is the case then they need to do it on every play for every penalty. Have an all 22 review after each play and then assign penalties.

>NO BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT BECAUSE
Shut up, you know it is retarded lmao. I would say this about any time. Hell, I'd even defend the fucking RAVENS if that happened and I am a Steelers fan. Penalties are called during the play, not decided after.

If I was a Broncos fan I would be bummed out, Bo Nix ain't it

>espnbabbies shitting their pants seerhing over Nick Wright
like pottery

what the FUCK has josh done this season to deserve being the odds favorite for MVP?

>>151358160
T R U T H
N U K E

Next week they end the Raider's season and then end Josh Allen's MVP chances.

Broussard is right, Baltimore and Lamar is always the sky is falling down when they lose the ravens locker room
not a peep from KC

its a culture and leadership thing

>>151358038
n*zi government took down all streaming sites or just me?

>>151358189
Oh wow, you're actually being serious.
Watch more football. You're going to have a stroke when you see intentional grounding in a game.

>>151358201
Its a prediction anon they assume bills will be the first seed overall and josh will play well

>>151358178
It's embarrassing because the show is like 70% Mahomes, 20% who Mahomes beat recently, and then 10% cowboys or ravens.
Mahomes is the best QB playing, but I grow tired of the repetitive nature of all shows like this. Can they really not sit there and talk about each and every game? Then they publicly say on air "Oh our producers said not talk about that team cause of the market"

>>151358154
I will back up your notion by adding recent information I found out. Ross, owner of the phins, turned down a *10 billion dollar offer* to buy the Miami Dolphins.
The Phins haven't done a fucking thing since he's bought the team and he's spent a ton of money on the stadium and the team.
>stadium also has a fucking f1 track in addition to facilities and tennis courts
If a nothing team that is permanently .500 can turn down an offer like that, imagine what some of these fucking franchises are worth.

>cam ward just posted this

coincidence?

You now remember Will Levis

>>151358204
>raiders vs chiefs
HUGE game for my boys in stripes

How many more white coaches need to be scapegoated before we just collectively admit black QBs are not good

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You guys were making fun of Mahomes stats.

>>151358201
The other QBs that are having a good season with a winning record are journeymen

>>151358160
absolutely based and true. assblasted webm spammer can post his one new clip from the jaguars game, but we all know mahomes was battling a groin strain and that game is like their superbowl (beyond pathetic), so it doesn’t really matter

>>151358239
He had a good grip before that

>>151358231
He was scapegoated

>>151358231
mayoman to the panthers
meme it

>>151358028
can someone post a webm or link that shows goff before he come under center? all i can find are vids that start as soon as he goes into motion. this is suspicious and makes me think he never really assumed the QB position.

>>151358251
clown

>>151358219
First of all, flags are thrown for intentional grounding. Second of all, as a penalty it does necessitate coming at the end of the play (like with roughing the passer) because it is literally the last thing to happen, but they still try to make sure it is clear what is happening as quickly as possible. That is just reality. You can't call intentional grounding before the QB has thrown the ball (unless their name is Bo Nix or Justin Fields).
Secondarily, the penalty we're discussing happened BEFORE the play started. What is the justification for not throwing a flag for a presnap penalty?

>>151358230
Where does he keep his frontal lobe?

>>151358267
lol

>>151358250
>but we all know mahomes was battling a groin strain and that game is like their superbowl
You know anon, I heard he was suffering a bit of a flu before that game

>>151358280
flu, yeah more like flu into another man's butt lmao

My Raidies will bootyblast the Queefs as long as Geno doesn't attempt to pass the ball

For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs

>[Sweeney] The #Chiefs aren't saying much on Josh Simmons' personal matter. Unclear right now when he will be back with the club.

shieeet what do y'all think it could be

>>151358228
funny how these valuations are skyrocking at exactly the same time invesent firms are being allowed to buy stakes in multiple teams. almost as if they are setting up wallstreet to hold the bag when pro sports collapses into the rubble of western civilization

>>151358307
Domestic violence

>>151358225
>It's embarrassing because the show is like 70% Mahomes, 20% who Mahomes beat recently,
Chiefs are now America's team and get the highest ratings. Sports shows care about ratings.

>>151358299
Made me think of that one where Aiden didn't complete a pass after the first quarter and still won kek

>>151358028
the real reason was because a lions insider leaked the playcall to someone who bet on it and DraftKings called in a favor to avoid the payout

>>151358307
Didnt even miss last night desu

I hope nothing serious tho

>>151358312
> when pro sports collapses into the rubble of western civilization
this post is very brown-opinionated

Refs can fuck my girlfriend

>>151358201
What the fuck has Mutthomes dome

>>151358307
>back with the club.

>>151358319
>ratings
Yeah, that's why it sucks. They never talk about anything new or interesting

flores was right about pooa

Detroit got reffed

Chiefs are the most hated team in football
their dynasty gets both the 90s cowboys shitposting and the 00/10s patriots refball shitposting

no team did it better

>>151358319
Yeah? And? I don't get it, KC fans are not 90% of football fans. If people are tuning into First Things First they like the personalities of the cast and their chemistry, running bits, and analysis. How many people really tune in to hear:
>Chiefs good
>Mahomes best
>Chiefs good
>Mahomes best
>Chiefs good
>Mahomes best

I briefly forgot how retarded and irritating and lacking in ball knowledge your average queefs bandwagoner is, now that they've clawed their way back to semi-relevance the genny is quickly becoming unusable again

Dolphins Herbert would have a ring already

>>151358362
i was here the entire time, your preference is AI generated pootent

>>151358329
And there it is
WWE is less fraudulent than this shit

The NFL is boring and has been for years. I don't even feel like watching until either Mahomes retires, or maybe the combination of Kelce/Reid being gone slows him down.
Right now if you're in the AFC you might as well not even watch until the Championship game to see if anyone beats KC. If you're in the NFC you're basically just competing to lose to KC. Every regular season they start slow and then turn into juggernauts that are unstoppable. I dunno, somehow this feels worse than Brady and the Pats. I think it is because KC is actually better than them and has a floor of the AFC Championship game while the Pats would get bounced in the divisional round sometimes. They were much less dominant.

>>151358348
all these mid day sports shows are geared towards unemployed blacks who smoke weed all day

>chiefskiddies arrive en masse
school's out

>>151358307
A little struggle snuggle incident

YEP
I AM THINKING THE LIONS SPIRITUALLY LOST

>>151358312
Well in the case of the phins it isn't too overblown when you take into account over a decade ago he paid half a million for 50% of the phins. He has since spent hundreds of millions on the team and the stadium each independently even if it hasn't worked out. Point being while I wouldn't say 10b is worth it for the phins it isn't some absurd number really. I'd say closer to 2-3 but obviously if you're not trying to sell you get to make those kind of calls. Ross intends to leave the team to his daughters.

>>151358348
>How many people really tune in to hear:
Ask the NBA how their ratings are doing now that they don't have a dynasty. Fans pretend like they don't like dynasties but they do. Even the Chiefs haters need a them to exists.

>>151358307
got buck broken last night

>>151358267
intentional grounding isnt even a penalty. its a sack. its a terrible rule that encourages QBs to make wreckless throws.
the penalty for intentional grounding should be an actual loss of down. for example, intentional grounding on 3rd down is a turnover on downs. you would never see an intentional grounding again, and aint that supposed to be the point of penalties?

>>151358327
Geno is so bad it makes me miss O'Connell

well, /nfl/?

>>151358391
>neet doesn’t know what day it
go outside

>>151358381
GOOGLE NO

>Za'Darius Smith retires mid season
What playing with Gaylen Squirts does to a motherfucker.

Bonus since I'm talking about Ross the owner of the phins:
He went down to the field to celebrate the win only to watch the phins lose yesterday kek
Apparently media saw him talking to McDaniel and then just walking away.

>>151358426
Myles Garrett attempted to kill a man on the football field and every game he's been allowed to play since then is conclusive proof of black privilege

>>151358426
Dov doesn't miss

>>151358342
Duh no shit

>>151358362
You sound like a mindbroken faggot. I can't blame you since you hate the Chiefs and they keep winning. I've been saying since the Jags game that the offense was ascending and to buy stock in them but of course you're all braindead haters, so you acted like I was crazy. That that it's undeniable that they're going to not only be a playoff team but also, retake the division, you're all going into hypercope mode and will try to desperately nitpick anything you possibly can to discredit them. It's going to be fucking hilarious to watch you all do this as they keep winning.

>>151358391
shutup idiot. im sorry that your flyover shitter is irrelevant and has to go all out in a meaningless midseason matchup against an injured and weaponless chiefs squad for you to feel like you are part of something other than sitting in your grandmas basement eating cheetos

>>151358413
The NBA has a lot more problems than lacking a dynasty. Yeah, a villain to root against helps but they have a whole ton of issues that need to be fixed.
I think the complete lack of teams and just individual players going wherever they want and having total control is a bigger issue.

>>151358470
Didn't read

>packed up dem 'boys
My Midget Quarterback Can't Be This Based

>>151358420
lel

>>151358435
its not really hurts fault. smith didnt sign up to play 70% of snaps. hes supposed to be a 3rd a pass rotation guy whos there for the buffet and a decent chance at a ring

>>151358490
i know it will never happen but you know its a good idea

Contenders:
>Chiefs
>Bills
>Lions
>Bucs
>Steelers

Pretenders:
>Packers
>Colts
>Jags
>Eagles
>Broncos

>>151358484
>beating a team that let the corpse of russ wilson throw over 500 yards against them and let bustin throw 245 yards and multiple TDs

implessive

>>151358481
>asshurt enough to respond
Yeah, you did read and it upset you. The Chiefs are taking the AFC again.

>>151358475
Isn't Kansas the definition of a flyover state though?

>>151358484
they’d be starting andy dalton right now if it wasnt for rico dowdle coming in and taking over the last 2 games

>queefs
>contenders

>>151358413
the NBA is struggling because it's boring to watch, it's extremely "woke", and the player empowerment era has killed the sport. It's not fun anymore. LeBum broke the league.

>>151358484
You beat the 32nd ranked defense by a FG. Congratulations.

>>151358526
Im adding this one to the end of season collage

>>151358508
I have far more faith in the Clots than I do the Stoolers.

>>151358518
this summer KC is going to feel like NYC with all the poorfags flying in to for affordable world cup tickets

You just know Geno will put a monster game vs my chiefs

>>151358384
queefs literally suck ass bro

don't tell me you actually fell for the etroit Lions media hype AGAIN???

really makes you think

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>>151358535
ya niggas seethe

>>151358547
3 scapegoats and one brain-spider-addled retard

>>151358546
Yeah they suck so much ass that they are either in the AFC Championship or Superbowl every year including getting a 3peat attempt.

>>151358518
shutup, just shut the fuck up. KC is more refined and cultured than jacksonville or some shithole like new orleans

>>151358329
Would murder every ref and jewdell in Minecraft if they fucked me like this

Excuse me, gentlemen, but the Panthers have the best mascot in the league.

>3peat attempt
HANG THE BANNER

hey guys i know you want to be mad about this or happy about that but i just want to say fuck the dolphins
fire chris grier.
thanks everyone hope this helps

>>151358566
>AFC
who cares lol
if they make it to the superbowl they're just getting raped again

>>151358575
>more culture than New Olreans
Louisiana might be a shithole but it's got SOUL (unique language, natural disasters, music, art, legendary battle in 1812). Missouri and Kansas are just... there.

>>151358546
lions are lowkey ass , none of their wins have aged well

>>151358603
squirts already got carried to his DEI ring, he’s the Russell Wilson of the 2020s.

>>151358580
I actually think aside from the Commies the Panthers are the second worst designed team. Their mascot sucks. Their colors are ugly. They have basically no history or culture. It is basically just Cam, lmao.

>>151358614
groin flu

NOBODY CHECK MAHOMES ACCOMPLISHMENTS WITHIN HIS AGE BRACKET VS BRADY!!!! YOU MIGHT UPSET THE PATS BANDWAGONERS!!!!

>>151358614
Notice the queef running out of bounds making no attempt to immediately reenter the field of play (unflagged, as is customary)

>>151358603
by who? NFC lost its luster now the eagles are exposed

reid and mahomes will forever chase the ghost of brady and belicheck, unfortunately neither will get there, but it will be fun to watch them try.

>>151358508
>I don't know ball

>>151358632
They were cool when they joined the league with Kerry Collins at the helm, but that was like 9001 years ago.
But I disagree with you about the mascot. Sir Purr is cute as fuck.

>>151358621
>ebonics
>wind and rain
>beating on a 5 gallon pail
>graffiti
>beating an enemy that already surrendered
tell me more about the great culture of new orleans

>>151358629
>>151358657
>implying the Eagles were ever legit
You REALLY don't know ball

Baker > Midhomo

>>151358665
I see no reason to doubt they will. They're playing in an even less competitive era in an even worse division.

>>151358614
>groin injury
>weaponless
>missed intentional grounding call by refs
and yet, jags and bunco troons act like they won the superbowl. Enjoy your wild card exit

>>151358068
>Chiefs are the best team because they got a home win against a team that has never even been to a super bowl in their entire existence

>>151358632
dumb zoomer put respect on jake delhommes name

>>151358697
Goddamn, that was harsh.

>>151358711
>guys, I'm thinking about trannies again

Remember that little turd sniffer GayGay McSharty?
Remember how upity Kangnigs got because he completed some passes in the the quarter?
Almost a year and a half in the NFL and hes played a total of 2 games with 3 ints and 2 tds.

Massive bust

>>151358705
>ringless
>check down merchant
>statbabby
baker is an insult to football

>>151358665
I doubt Mahomes thinks much about Brady anymore now that they can't really hang out, Brady however is required to think of Mahomes quite often due to his job as commentator and part time NFL owner

>>151358160
Yeah? Explain why the Chiefs got exposed so hard against the Jags then? Chiefs managed a comfortable win against a very injured Lions D with a first year defensive coach and I'm supposed to be impressed?

>this is _________ _________ rumored new girlfriend

bet you can't guess the NFL player

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>151358697
That's still more than Kansas and Missouri have combined.
>muh Gateway to da West
Additionally I don't think anything near fucking St. Louis should talk about ebonics

>>151358742
>>151358711

>>151358632
titans?

>>151358742
Sorry, buddy, but my chiefies are the only team that gets injuries

>>151358641
There's at least 40 anons who post here during the regular season yet all of us combined can't name a single thing Brady had over Mahomes at this age. They are tied with 3 rings, but Mahomes beats him in everything else.

>>151358748
forgot my pic

chiefs are back until they lose to the raiders next week then it's all over then they're going to be the best team in the league when they beat the commanders, only to be the worst team in the league after they lose to buffalo, and then the greatest team after they beat the broncos, repeat ad nauseam.

>>151358709
>in an even worse division.
Have to disagree. AFCW sent 3 teams to the playoffs last year. There's no way that ever happened in the AFCE during Brady's reign.

>>151358748
day'von'tray'darius shay'lon wash'ington

>>151358760
KC is 200 miles west of STL you fucking brainlet nigger

>>151358774
Mac Jones, believe it or not

>>151358727
They always talk about HOW I’m thinking about trannies again
they never stop to wonder WHY I’m thinking about trannies again

>>151358774
Jared Goff

>>151358776
>after they lose to buffalo
Chiefs usually tank against the Bills to not reveal their playbook for the regular season but this year is different. Chiefs no longer have any games to lose and are already in playoff mode. Mahomes is already using his rush trump card. Bills are NOT winning that game. Screenshot this posts.

>>151358790
>wondering about the obvious
Why bother

>>151358749
Vintage AFCW fuckery

>>151358790
you mirin' trannies, there anon?

>enjoy winning your superbowl
Why are Fentadelphians and Kansass Shitty residents like this?

>>151358776
I may dislike the Chiefs but aint no way Geno carving up the Chiefs Defense. However that would be funny as fuck.

>player's wife or girlfriend
bunch of candy ass faggots around here

>>151358774
Aron Rodgers of course

>>151358782
Maybe don't put your city in two states dipshit

lmao this was a retooling year, there was no expectations for KC coming in and they're almost garuanteed to win their division
its wild

>>151358770
>all of us combined can't name a single thing Brady had over Mahomes at this age
When Brady was 6 games into his year 30 season, he was 6-0

stupid trash ass detoilet
now we have to deal with chiefniggers acting all high and mighty despite being .500
this is why you’ll never even sniff the superbowl

>>151358820
The Chiefs have been to 5 of the last 6 super bowls. Beating any team isn't a super bowl for us.

Whose best coordinator is ditching them mid season to go be a HC in Tennessee?

>>151358484
Best part was the Panthers put together a video of all the "lifelong Cowboys fans" who raided their stadium getting BTFO
https://x.com/Panthers/status/1977534658087719343

>>151358740
>mahomes isn't a checkdown merchant

>>151358853
>us
Stop drinking and driving, JaQ'vian Monk'ESpeed

>>151358853
>KC reading comprehension
KWAB

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>>151358837

you people are awful. it's jaxon btw

>>151358814
>chiefs in last
If only things could go back to the way they were

>>151358770
Brady isn't a mudblood married to a whore that enjoys cucking him, for starters.

Also, anyone using the phrase "that game was like their superbowl" or any permutation thereof needs to be beaten within an inch of their lives to harvest the salt within them.

>>151358224
It's not a prediction. Those lines are based on how much action they can get on it. The well-known names will have "better odds" because those names have a higher likelihood of Joe Q. Public betting on them, especially if they see those names at the top. They are pretty much selling you a confirmation bias.

>>151358853
i got hired to be an andy reid look alike at a fan event and the front office mailed me a super bowl ring after LVII

>>151358881
LMAO really?

>>151358881
the kid from utah isn't gonna get with a nig, he's going to get the penultimate blonde haired blue eyed mormon supermodel.

>>151358869
Just got done listening to a montage of sois fans melting down. It was glorious

>>151358230
Damn. I like Gruden. I don't want to have to hate him if he's coaching in >my division

>>151358894
>john q. public
you still never said what your picks were for tonight

>>151358851
>uppity
Chiefs fans don't get uppity, we are royalty. We were a coin flip in overtime from playing in 6 of the last 7 super bowls. We're so successful the analogy for us is trust fund babies. Only poverty fans can get uppity.

Stop using words you don't understand.

>>151358881
X to doubt

>>151358881
She looks 30yo

Micah Parsons before facing the Joe Flacco: “I haven’t had Flacco yet. I need him. I want him. It’s time to get him.” In his two games against Joe Flacco Parsons recorded 0 sacks.

>>151358234
If they aren't mixed race or they don't have "Lamar" as a first name, then I don't want anything to do with them.

>>151358740
>Checkdown merchant
Baker currently leads the league & has twice as many TD passes of 20+ air yards as the next guy in the league fyi. (8)
You are wrong, shut up.

>bakey is an evangelical

*pukes*

>>151358818
Need me a mommy domme with a cock like a pringles can. Even better if she still lets me violently fist women on the side. I'm a Toxins fan btw.

>>151358969
I like him even more now

wtf, drake maye is white?

idk why but I assumed he was black because of the name, it sounds like a black name but he's fucking white, I guess I just don't know football I barely pay attention to teams outside of my own but I just always assumed he was black

>>151358969
That rustles my fedora

>>151358969
I hate him even more now

>>151358955
>I haven’t had Flacco yet. I need him. I want him.
Gay

>>151358969
zionist baker mayfield confirmed

>>151358998
I didn't know tyrod taylor was black until like a week ago

>>151358973
>I'm a Toxins fan btw.
They're so trash that I actually forgot they even existed just because they're on a bye week.

>>151358969
gaycker gayfield

>>151358969
>we're retaking Constantinople, on a boat carried by a tide of saracen blood that will then wash over and drown the trespassers of Jerusalem
Jesus Baker

>>151358973
Have you seen the colts?

>>151359011
This is the gayest general on the board and if you can't get behind the bussy posting you should probably just leave. We fuck man ass around here lil nigga.

Mahomes should be the MVP. He has the best stats and did it without his best receiver(s), two novices on the oline, and with the toughest defensive schedule in the league.

>>151359030
Yeah, man. She's a real looker

>>151358998
Drake Maye is a white football name. It can be subtle for people who don't know ball or race but there are very specific rules.

>>151359028
>and drown the trespassers of Jerusalem

oi vey, the glazer family won't like that

>>151358940
>Poverty fans
Clearly you started watching the Chiefs in 2018

>>151358969
Can't believe this pro athlete thinks God had a plan for him.

>>151359049
Well if you want males your options are limited.

>>151359025
They'll still somehow make the playoffs.
>>151359030
I'd let Ms. Irsay hold my keys

>>151358996
>>151359003
>>151359004
>>151359019
>>151359026
>151359028
Stop giving (Yous) to twitter screenshot post from MLFootball who use AI to generate their content farming tweets. Thanks.

>>151359071
There's no way anyone who played for the Browns and Panthers believes in god anymore

>>151359070
anon, 2018 was 10 years ago it might be time to move on

>>151358869
hope they had ICE waiting in the parking lots

>>151359049
kek I can't unsee it now

what's patti thinking at this moment?

Tundraic temperatures are making their way into the midwestern United States soon, and this extreme and rapid change in climate could bring complete devastation to middle america. If we do not get it together with a climate crisis policy, then it could wind up destroying this country. Greta was right about literally everything

>>151359112
Looks like shocked disgust.

>>151358864
They're going to promote their OC to HC and then make McDaniels the new OC.

>>151358969
cringe shit

>>151359114
>it's going to cool off in the fall
You don't say?

>>151359112
>>151359124
if I had to guess
>inmates running the asylum in detroit huh
he's a texan after all

>>151358329
Imagine how ridiculous your brain must be to think this way. How many millions of bets are happening every day? Zoomoids believe that refs are on 24/7 call for every little scenario that can be bet on in a game.

Draftkings made $4.4 billion last year. $450k is literal peanuts to them. But thousands of (brown) people do their implausible (brown people) conspiracy theories. Like I said earlier, this is all hindsight and assumptions. You guys really give Jews waaay too much credit for their machinations and scheming abilities. If you asked the average brown zoomoid, Jews are omnipresent living gods.

>>151358864
Jeff Saturday

>>151359114
kek you joke but people really aren't ready for the coming ice age.
Going to love when the northerners think they'll be able to come south for the long winter only to meet a wall.
go phins!

>>151359114
the fuck you do want me to do about it

>>151359131
why would McDaniels leave the Pats with Drake Maye to go be the OC for the Tits and Scam Ward?

>>151359139
You dont understand. This isn’t normal cooling temps, its literally an ice bulb in the atmospheric river, it can cause permafrost at ground level. Fucking moron

>>151359150
as if south florida wont be part of the atlantic ocean by that point kek

>>151359171
>it won't be so hot
How do we make this happen sooner?

>>151359176
When.. most of the world freezes? Florida is going to be part of the only livable part of the planet, anon. A thin band around the equator. I know as a chiefs fan it is hard for you to understand complex topics like this but let the adults deal with it.

>>151359188
Farting more

>polar vortexes cause permafrost
we're reaching levels never thought possible, we have to keep going.

>>151359171
>permafrost

>>151359171
icebow* pardon

>>151358484
>panthers are 3-3
wtf? congrats, unironically that's not bad

>>151359112
I wonder if this dude would fuck my wife while I watch?

>>151358632
DEM SOIS are still fucking seething

>broncos official highlight video was like 4 minutes long
I'm sorry, London. The NFL should stop hosting international games

>>151359205
>>151359171
The boomers who control the world only have 10-20 years left on this earth, it's unironically not their problem. Deal with it nerds. Get rekt.

>>151359220
Bro thats not fair that is a lot of pressure, can you like watch on a security cam or something? I don't want to see you watching me watching her watching me watching you fuck her in the pussy.

>>151359188
this guy gets it

>>151359214
They play the Jest next week. Basically going to be 4 - 3 going into a bye.

>>151359214
They're not too shabby when bryce doesn't spot the other team 10-20 points early

We should focus on technological advances that will allow us to blow up the sun. Too long has it oppressed us, bearing down from the sky.
It is time for that to change.

>>151359234
im surprised they even got that much, should just be the 9 sacks and the TD to the backup TE

>>151359258
>t. Matrix robot

>>151359249
>>151359257
.500 is respectable, that shows progress for them.

>>151358484
WE UP
WILDCARD SEASON LOADING

>>151359221
Oh trust me, I am glad the cowboys lost to the Panthers. I just think the team needs a reboot. Their unis and colors suck.

>>151359214
same record as undisputed super bowl champs kansas city chiefs btw

>>151359171
>>151359114
This is factually incorrect, sorry anon. But October is expected to be the hottest month on record. Wetbulb temperatures are expected to soar to 120, it will be so hot you won’t be able to survive outside 3-4 hours without dying of a heatstroke. Global warming exists and it is getting hotter year after year thanks to the greenhouse effect, so you were right about a climate crisis. In about 2-3 years you can expect earth’s surface temperature in the South to soar to 130 degrees on average in the summer. Carbon emissions are literally burning holes in our atmosphere and killing our flora

it's never been more over than it is now

>>151359114
Lies we been having record wetbulb temps all year

>>151359237
dont worry the people waiting to take over are just as greedy and morally corrupt

>>151359237
The world will start to heal when the boomers start dying off. A great healing.

>>151359114
>18,000 feet
forgot to crop your iphone picture moshe?

>>151358623
They're the most fun team in the game. Jags are up there too

>>151359306
Rattler is legitimately better than anyone thought he would be, but he is still not that good and is not gonna lead you to a #1 overall pick.

DARPA controls the weather they fucked me last year with two feet of snow after posting wrong thing

>>151359297
And I think your opinion sucks. Black and blue is cool.

>>151359358
Do not mention us again

>>151359362
I am over the black NFL uniforms. Everyone and their mom has one now.

>>151358300
For me it's Daisy Taylor at full volume and my Las Vegas Raiders

>>151358749
>All teams win
>Still look like shit

>>151359394
anon, those jerseys are blue

>>151359362
Those colors really are nice.

>>151359369
Gruden will never coach in the NFL again. However, he could coach in college I think.

>>151359369
Anti-football pussies will be forced to bend the knee

>>151359394
all white uniforms are much worse

>>151359394
Meanwhile the new uniforms for the Phins for their rivalry set aren't even black they are "dark navy" with some stupid fucking bullshit on them. NFL are tards.

>>151359418
The Bills one is pretty bad that they showed off this year. I think the Bengals have very nice white uniforms. MY steelies always had good looking whites.

>>151359369
We're so back (I hope)

Running quarterbacks are not special anymore.

>>151359426
Mahomes will break this record

>>151359426
Big if true

>>151358093
>>151358099
you mog 151358097

>>151359439
league are cowards they would never.
Mike McDaniel better watch out just in case though.

This is the best Chiefs team I've seen in my life and the first time they are elite on offense and defense.
• Defense held the Ravens, Lions, and Eagles to under ~15 points by the 4th quarter all of which were top scoring offenses

• Chiefs finally have depth in the OL and WR room and are now scoring 30 points and that's before they get Rice.

• Mahomes has never lost a Superbowl when he had a stable OL and currently leads the league in total yards and total TDs.

>>151359448
Well, Jayden is a QB who runs, not a running QB

>>151359303
>>151359171
>>151359114
imagine thinking le weather crisis is real. The only thing that is real about it is that Israel controls it and uses it to torment golem americans and thirdies to insert themselves in the wreckage and seize power

Eagles are cooked. Nibbas out here retiring

>>151359367
>>151359426
>>151359459
This guy fucks his mom

Who here is watching the World Cup qualifiers? It’s football!

Mahomes is too good the NFL needs to step in and make him play with a eye patch or something to even the odds

>>151358010 (OP)
MVP Front Runner Drake Maye is MY QB!!!

>>151359492
kwab many such cases
socioeconomic factors

>>151359369
isn't he currently suing the NFL? I doubt they would let him coach if that is the case

>>151359482
Poetry

>>151359482
stfu weather boy

>>151359448
What's special is the mobile pocket QB. Pure runners are irrelevant and pocket QBs are too stationary.

who did it better?

>>151359507
>Mahomes is too good the NFL needs to step in
They already did. They tried to suspend Rashee Rice for 12 games but the NFLPA stepped in to stop them.They would be 6-0 if they had Rice

>>151359482
BASED NOOTICER

>>151359544
i love that he thought he wasn't going to get shoved back, what a fucking giant pussy

>>151359544
Tart got more of a windup, real pimp slap action

>>151359544
You can slap a chiefs player during and after the game and the league does nothing. Chiefs owner should file a police report for assault. That will get the league to do their job.

>>151359482
you should not post hate rhetoric. 2/3 of Jews in the united states face harmful and hateful racist comments every year

insane baseless conspiracy theories are considered hate rhetoric.

>>151358187
the refs on the field didnt know it was an illegal formation. NY called in to fix it. goff is 6'4 and 4 feet wide and 4 different refs are watching him from presnap through whistle its impossible to lose sight of him. this transcript is intended to make it look like they did their jobs a little late but the truth is they didnt do their jon at all.

>>151359544
Kelce wasn't hurt so I guess Branch

>>151359544
you know Branch was replaying this in his head since the JuJu hit and just went for it lmao

>>151359578
The tart one was a flag tho

what's his name again?

2024 QB re-draft

1. Caleb Williams
2. Drake Maye
3. Jayden Daniels,,
4. Bo Nix
5. Michael Penix Jr.
6. J. J. McCarthy

>>151359583
lol

>>151359508
I'm happy for you guys. I'm sick of Josh Allen getting a free ticket to the playoffs. Finally he has some competition. Now if only the Jets and Dolphins can get their shit together.

>>151359567
Everyone on the queefs is bitchmade

>Chiefs Schizo returns
>Spamming the general Nick Wright screenshots

Last night was their Superbowl it seems and they needed the refs to win it

KEK

>>151359544
My Chiefies got them big mad

Kiss the rings chumps

>>151359603
I'm worried this could hurt >us in the playoffs. Something has been very wrong since his surgery.

>>151359583
>NY called in to fix it

WRONG

see >>151358028

>>151359508
These North Carolina boys are pretty good at football

other than caleb, who is the CEO of zest?

Columbus Day should be cancelled for the hundreds of thousands of migrants that perished at the hands of Christopher Columbus. He did nothing special, accomplished nothing. That chapter of history needs to be forgotten so we can move on.

>>151359618
When the Lions and Chiefs play each other both olines hold and the refs let them play. I don't see a problem with it. They wanted it to be a shootout but Jared Goff couldn't hang with Mahomes despite having vastly superior weapons and OL.

>>151359635
>OMG A PIECE OF PAPERRRRRRR

>>151359581
for absolutely no reason at all

>>151359657
OBJ

>>151359658
You should've stuck with the weather shtick.

>>151359657
OBJ

Do the niggles make a splash trade?

>>151359657
Terrell Owens

>>151359658
you should be happy Columbus discovered america
Without it, you’d still be eating dirt in what ever shithole country your ancestors came from

>>151359686
Embarrassing himself in front of his snowbunny

is there anything more embarrassing than getting tackled by the punter?

>>151359609
He's coming for your ass too

>>151359686
RG Zesty could deepthroat a blue whale

>migrants
you’re getting your stories mixed up there, Moishe.

>>151359707
losing games

>deleted
must have hit the nail on the head, IDF is here

This is what Mahomes looks like with and without Worthy and will look even better with Rice.

Chiefs would be 6-0 if he had all his weapons.

I think the chiefs are the only team whose defense actually gets better in the second half

>>151359707
Yeah training punts all week only to need your punter make a tackle to save a TD KWAB

I'm thinking about men with dubious sexuality. Go Chiefs!

>Patrick: I don't think that was a penalty
>Ref #1: You heard the man, it wasn't a penalty
>Ref #2: Ok, I will pick up the flag

>>151359749
Coach spags makes adjustments.

As a fan of all 5 AFCW teams at once, nobody has it better than us

>>151359725
>>151359643
>>151358833
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>>151358897
>>151358899
>>151359025
>>151359028
Reminder that there are people who genuinely believe that being good at Yugioh puts them on an ascended plane of humanity and will treat you like trash at a tournament

>>151359707
If it's Shane Lechler it's acceptable

>>151359779
You just activated my trap ref

>>151359744
Why would IDF be in /sp/?

>>151359749
Saints

>>151358770
just like how no one wants to admit tiger woods is better than jack nicklaus.

>>151359779
How do you make that many quote links? It cuts me off after only 5 of them.

>>151359508
As a Saints fan, I gotta say that the refs were fucking over the Patriots nonstop and Maye just kept making plays. He looks legit.

>>151359804
anon...

>>151359150
>coming ice age
It's been here for a while already. This is one of the cooler periods in the history of the earth. Don't let grifting faggots get you to believe that the amount of Co2 going from 0.021% to 0.046% is going to be the end of the world. It's all brazillian fuckshit and anyone that brings it up should be told to kill themselves or made to do so.

>>151359707
wtf he's fucking fast

>>151359804
If you're not gay, you can't do it.

>>151359778
Still so fucking weird to me that Seattle is in the NFC.

>>151359477
>Refs held the Lions to under ~15 points by the 4th quarter which is a top scoring offense

>>151358020
>the Cheater City Cheaters cheated

yes we know

>>151358886
Why does Mahomes children look more white than Brady's?

>>151359768
This plus our guys dont seem to get tired (chenai, tranqull, karlaftis, bolton)

Only one whos gassed at the end is chris jones but thats understandable

>>151359744
post this stupid shit again and you are getting permabanned. /pol/ is down the hall and to the left

/hoc/ is making fun of how brown we are again

>>151344509
Have you tried watching him play

>>151359707
ya, colliding with your teammate and injuring him so he misses multiple games

>>151359823
Shalom

>>151359823
Oh no we're not even in it yet, it will get massively hotter first, then super cold for awhile before it levels out. You are correct though generally.
The real damage as always humans do to the environment is the fucking CHEMICALS in the air and food and water and and and
...go footballllll

>>151359830
Same, but they were pretty insignificant in the afc outside of maybe largent and cortez kennedy

>>151359850
kek

>>151359839
Im.banmwd from pol but not here

>>151359823
The planet itself will be fine. We're just fucking ourselves and the environment over.

>>151359477
>Eagles
>top scoring offense
shut the fuck up ball non-knower

niggers want to be al roker in here real bad today

>>151359606
Why would Daniels go lower

>>151359779
>>151359822
>>151359829
This is fucking BULLSHIT. When I try to make all those quotes it says it detects spam. Someone explain this to me right now.

Fuck you.
>Fuck you.
Fuck you.
>Fuck you.
Fuck you.
>Fuck you.

Huge day for Penis Jr today

>>151359811
The Reffies were trying to keep it competitive, something they've been doing all season. And this season is brought to you by Draftkings!

>>151359881
He looks so weird skinny now

>>151359909
reset your router and delete your cache

Before I graduated high school, we had a third party company that was hired to come talk to us about the importance of recycling, energy consumption awareness, biking instead of walking, etc. All of this was pushed by their main narrative, that the Earth’s surface was going to literally turn into an inferno in the next 25 years (i shit you not they told us this). Well I did some further research, and it turns out they are one of the top donors and sponsors of JFNA. Shocker!

>>151359909
The guy probably has 4chan pass

>>151359909
It's like when Benny Johnson was complaining about adds for gay sex. Stop spamming the board.

Third year in a row a quarterback was #1 overall and third year in a row that player turned out to suck

Do any of you faggots who say that other people "don't know ball" actually know things such as coverages, route concepts, down/distance strategy, run concepts, protections etc.? Or do you just mindlessly watch like everyone else and think that your shitty eye test is the be all end all of on field analysis?

>>151359909
>>151359909
>>151359909
>>151359909
>>151359909

why are you spamming the board? fuckin retard.

>>151359916
jannies knee, explain this fuckshit to me. Why is this anon able to make so many links >>151359779 but when I try it says spam >>151359909

>>151359951
I have never watched a football game in my entire life

why did the stoolers dump pickens? he seems pretty good

>>151359916
Range ban New Zealand.

>>151359951
go do some math problems and settle down fag

>>151359862
Eh, it was different as a Chiefs fan. Sure, Seattle wasn't relevant in the big picture, but having a division rival just... gone, was and still is weird.
Come to think of it, that had to have been super fucking awkward for Seahawks fans.

>>151344509
Maye's completion numbers are Tua tier and he doesn't have Hill or Waddle. No injury or arm red flags either. You just don't know ball, or anything for that matter. I hate the Pats but he's an emerging superstar

>>151359951
My closely curated opinions on how fucking much the dolphins suck and my hatred for them is finely honed over 35+ years of suffering and I will fucking cut you.

>>151359966
Hothead he was getting flagged for some bulltshit every game

>>151359961
see >>151359942
Also, I am not sure why you think I am a Janny.

>filtered flag
>filtered tripcode
>filtered flag
>filtered tripcode
>pol spam and other nonsense
the absolute state of this general

>>151359968
the middle east too

APOLOGIZE

>>151359966
Diva. Headcase. Too much of a pain in the ass.

>>151359966
the good and bad about him are pretty well communicated in this webm

>>151359951
Yes but at the end of the day the eye test is the only metric that matters

>two games today
>they're both shit
Does MNF get last pick of network games this season?

>>151359877
Don't care, just means I have to get a better AC unit. Until the shipping industry (which produces 70% of all greenhouse gas emissions because they burn fucking asphalt for fuel) is made to do something about the amount of pollution they spew, it's a nothingburger, and I will kick a science! enjoyer in the neovag if they even suggest I do anything about my personal consumption or emissions unless and until shipping has to do something about their own. I could buy a fucking detroit diesel 16 cylinder and use it to turn a generator at full bore rpm to power my home for the rest of my life and it wouldn't even be half of what one transatlantic trip in a container ship produces.

Climate change is not my fault nor is it my problem, everyone saying otherwise can kill themselves, so something about it that matters first before you tell me I can't fucking cook with propane anymore.

>>151359968
Just remind him of that one, sweaty summer of 2017 and post his picture. You know, the one that Ravens faggot shared of his exposed ass like the sissy showoff he is.

filtering posts is a sure sign of mental midget
afraid your feelings are going to get hurt?

>>151359994
>>filtered

imagine being so weak you need to hide posts you don't like

>>151359983
Not who you are replying to but do interceptions count against completion percentage because they were tossing around stats about how Tua was 2nd in the fucking league for completion% and its like WOW HE SURE DID A LOT WITH THAT OVER HIS HALF A FUCKING DECADE ON THE PHINS EH GUYS?

>>151359994
>pol spam
except it isnt politics

>>151359779
Only mods can make that many quote links. What is your team, mod?

>>151359951
People really underestimate just how much each player on the field has to think about when executing a play. I bet some people here genuinely think that when a team runs the ball, they're just handing it off and the offensive linemen are just mindlessly blocking wherever they want.

>>151359994
I saw a few racial sluts as well

>>151359991
sure thing, Deepak

>>151359635
>multiple officials lost sight of the quarterback
this is a bullshit story to distract from the fact that NFL HQ is in the refs ear all game because the last thing they want is for fans to understand that every play is reviewed and nearly every bad call is approved by the league.

>>151360059
they don't?

>>151359966
Without Jerruh buckbreaking him into a good boah he wouldn't be worth a damn. Say what you will about Jerruh but he is kang of taking problem bucks and making them do their fucking jobs. If he could turn Irving and Bryant into mostly functioning human beings, Pickens is going to be a walk in the park.

>>151360059
they don't?

I report people for racism all the time. If you've ever been banned for that, it was probably because of me and yes I'll do it again.

I just woke up from a 7 year coma. How the Fuck do the queefs have 3 new rings?

>>151360113
announcing reports is a bannable offense

>>151360129
I will never understand this

>>151360129
No it isn't.

>>151360114
what are you going to do about it? stop watching football?

>>151359369
What in the fuck did he even do that was so horrendously bad he has to be given the Chris Benoit treatment? They act like the guy never even existed.

>>151360114
You can nitpick any team and find a bunch of penalties that didn't get called, but since it's the Chiefs you're all gonna act like it's some phenomenon unique to them. Face it, compared to the rest of the league, they're buttoned up and disciplined. Their players certainly don't attack anyone post game like Detoilet.

>>151360148
It literally is bitchknees

>>151360065
I could go for a Roti rn.

>>151360113
Absolutely based

Explain how the Chiefs aren't the best team in the league? They dominated the Lions who were on top of everyone's power rankings.
This isn't the same Chiefs team that lost to the Chargers, they now have Worthy and Rice and the two novices on their OL have more experience.

>>151360166
being racist in a league that's 80% black is beyond unacceptable

>>151360148
>janny that doesn’t know the rules
that explains a lot

>>151360169
Literally?

>>151360181
Shhhhh, don't tell them. Let them all find out slowly and the mindbrokenedness will be even more hilarious

>watch game last night
You sincerely cannot tell me that this shit tier rigged sport is better than cfb

>>151360189
what's a sage?

>>151360114
This gotta be bullshit only 12 games?

>>151360189
What's the punishment for offtopic?

>>151360122
They let my beloved QB, The Great Smeth, depart.
And though it hurt me dearly, it turned out to be the right call.
Still miss Smeth, though.

>>151360199
I can and I will.

>>151360166
He said nigger a few times in some emails. That's it. But since we live in clownworld that's worse than actual rape. And for what it's worth, just saying nigger isn't inherently racist unless used in a hateful context, which I have not done in this post, but it will be deleted and I will be banned regardless because - again - we live in clownworld.

>>151360199
I know you're not typing after that Georgia vs Auburn shitshow

breaking news:
mike mcdaniel is still not fired
chris grier still has a job

>>151360204
It's an herb mostly used in the winter, you'd associate it with Thanksgiving.

>>151360222
You mean BYU @ UofA

>>151360204
A wise man.

>>151360199
It is. Those college kids are retarded, let's not pretend otherwise.

>>151360186
Now was he actually being racist or was he "said something offensive to somebody that wouldn't be offended by it" racist?

>>151360114
>>151360177
>When the Chiefs win it's because of refs
>When the Chiefs lose it's because the refs no longer helps them
These schizos want to have it both ways.

bradysknee is funny asf i like his style

>>151360221
Im honestly glad that his ass was cancelled and now he's a shabbos goy for that barstool jew or whatever. The most overrated fucking coach in my entire life. I can't believe people still suck his micro dick.

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>>151360260
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>>151360168
the chefs penalty advantage is statistically impossible given reids history and mahomes wild playstyle. it can only be explained as am active choice by NFL officials.

>>151360255
anon you are already massively disliked in here and then you say some stupid shit like that, come on now stop trollin bro
clearly you are obsessed with /sp/ and can't stop posting so cut it out already.

>>151360251
>the refs do not help the Chiefs ever
>the Chiefs are not going 20-0 every single year and winning every single game by 10 possessions, therefore there is absolutely no preferential treatment ever
>look, the Chiefs lost a game here and there! that proves the refs NEVER help them win!

>>151360255
brown people have to stick together

>>151360166
He said some Maurice guy has lips like Michelin tires and you can't make fun of jiggaboos in this league

>>151360204
If you write sage in the options line the thread doesn’t get bumped by your post. People used to post just the word to tell someone their thread sucked and it was annoying spam on half of the threads.

>>151360287
>He said some Maurice guy has lips like Michelin tires
That's pretty funny.

>>151360255
shut the fuck up youre both awful

kek lions are shit. Goff ain't that guy.

>>151360357
Black