Thread 151360260

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

My Steelers :)

>>151360274
Based

taking a shit

>>151360260 (OP)
Good. You mad that it isn't your shitty poverty franchise that the refs prefer? You dumb faggots say that you'll quit watching but you never do. Keep crying, bitch nigga.

Mahomes now leads the league in total yards and TDs and didn't have his two best WRs for most of the season and had two novices on the OL.

>Galu Tagovailoa was a power-lifter who played defensive line.

>At 5-foot-9, he isn't a towering presence. And as a lefty, he was a rarity in his Hawaiian family. That bugged him until his son came along. When a young Tua Tagovailoa didn't deviate from the dominant genes in the family, dad stepped in.

>"You know," Galu Tagovailoa said well over a decade later, "I switched him to a left hander. But he's actually a right hander."

>To this day, Alabama's true freshman quarterback does everything but throw a football with his right arm. Dad just wanted another lefty to throw the ball when son was about three or four.

>It stuck.

>"It just became fluent and he just grew into it," Galu Tagovailoa told AL.com. "That's the crazy part about it. I never thought I could make him adapt to that. As we constantly kept putting the ball on his left hand, eventually he grew into throwing the ball with his left."


>Back in 2018, during his time as a player for the Alabama Crimson Tide, Tua Tagovailoa shocked many when he openly disclosed in an ESPN interview that he had been disciplined by his father using a rather unconventional approach.

>“If I don’t perform well, perform the way I’m supposed to, I’m gonna get it after,” stated Tua. He further added, “Just know the belt was involved and other things were involved, as well”.

>Tua’s dad on the other hand had a blast confirming the awful behavior. He said, “I was tough. He can go 15-for-15 with four touchdowns, but when he throws a pick, it’s the worst game. It’s the worst game”.

The only QBs with multiple 0 penalty games are Brady mahomes and Rodgers

Fake ass league

do you think he fucked Bo's sisters and mom?

>>151360290
Taking a Jalen Hurts huh.

>>151360288
do you like Sunni Delight?

>151360312
>not giving a (You) to twitter slop

>>151360302
/Mahomes/i

Is he the greatest flopper in NFL history? He plays all the refs like a fiddle. It's mesmerizing.

>>151360312
I read this as bought Dov is a fucking genius

W

>151360312
>Bo Nix's family bought Tez
ayo hol up

>>151360302
I'm calling it now. Baker is going to sleep down and Mahomes is going to take the MVP.

>>151360282
They're actually doing pretty good. How confident are you feeling right now?

>>151360302
>Touchdown-Turnover
He's really 1st in this as well since that Kelce turnover was not his fault.

>>151360325
Dont think ive ever had this

>>151360303
Tua needs to be at the fuck out of his dad for catharsis. I did it when my dad was in a wheelchair and couldn't defend himself and it felt amazing.

>>151360325
KEK

>>151360369
Dangerously based.

>10 flags in brazil, no suspension for hitting kelce in the head
snooze
>niggles leave early and hold on every snap week 2
nighty night
>13 flags in fagsonville
zzzzz
>4 entire penalties in a win
THAT'S IT I'VE HAD IT I'M DONE THIS IS WWE

Gambling addicts...are you okay?

>>151360282
Not sure if you're superstitious but the Steelers were winning when you weren't posting that gif. Now they will start losing.

>>151360336
I wouldnt say hes a flopper hes just good at rage baiting black players

>>151360359
You could say the exact same thing about almost every starting QB you retard

Do his Superb Owl performances even matter anymore?

>>151360325
Clever

>>151360369
go Cowboys btw

>>151360303
Tua is rich enough to just chill on the beach until he dies

>>151360369
He'd try to hit him with his left hand out of habit and cry.

>>151360397
Given how many times he's gotten his bell run, that's what, 5 years?

>>151360377
>>151360395
Pls explain

>>151360394
i swear goodell is fucking retarded
i would watch both of these games at seperate times but they insist on having them both on at the same time, its asinine

if you're not betting it all on the bills, you're literally retarded

>>151360351
>I'm calling it now. Baker is going to sleep down and Mahomes is going to take the MVP.
I would normally agree but given how easy the Bucs schedule is, I can only see Baker putting up better stats as the season goes on. Meanwhile the Chiefs have to deal with the absurd Broncos defense at least twice later on.

>>151360397
He should really do that instead of making me watch him fail for another year or two on the phins.
Quite frankly Tua owes the phins fanbase money for watching him play. Everyone should get a cut that sat through most of his games.

>>151360394
just watch the bears and skins

>>151360260 (OP)
>study shows

Lions aren't winning with Goff. Shit leader, no clutch factor. Who cares if you can pad stats playing with 10 all-pros.

>>151360407
kek

Who are queefsfags trying to fool in trying to convince people their team aren't total refbabbies

>>151360390
>You could say the exact same thing about almost every starting QB you retard
Wrong because not all QBs have turnovers from dropped perfect passes.

Well?

I had a dream where I was wandering around bill belichecks mansion. it was all spooky like dracula, lot of dark damp stonework, it was cloudy and rainy, thunder in the distance. you know. he had a butler that talked to me and told me that I am among champions and that all I had to do was "my job" which was basically anything they told me to do. I saw bill a couple times but he was wearing a cloak and floating around all menacingly. anyways there were a bunch of locked rooms that I wasn't supposed to go into but I did anyways. once I entered the room, it all of the sudden was warm and sunny. bird chirping. it was carpeted, soft pink walls, and just some shelving with knick knacks. clocks, cups, stuffed animals. a teddy bear called out to me without moving, his voice reverberated in my mind. he said "hey, you're not supposed to be here. you know that. you only have to do your job." well that freaked me out so I left the room, and thankfully no one saw me. I go through the day doing my job until I go to bed. when I wake up, I'm in the soft carpeted room. but I'm not on the floor, I'm on the shelf. I can look around a bit, I see a clock, some cups, and the teddy bear that talked to me. as realization set in, the door opens. in walks Mac Jones, wearing a tattered, old Brady jersey. he walks listlessly to the shelf with the teddy bear, almost as if he isn't conscious of what he's doing. he grabs the bear off the shelf, holds it in two hands, then he starts devouring it. shredding it to pieces. it was filled with meat and blood, not cotton. then he turns to me, blood on his face, and reaches out. then I wake up. what does this mean?

>>151360312
Well yeah, they brought him in with the goal of having easy access to a bull 24/7

>>151360452
they just want (you)s
pay them no mind and maybe, just maybe these threads wont be so bad

>>151360452
Even if they are,what the fuck are you going to do about it besides bitch? You're gonna watch anyways.

>>151360414
There's a drink called Sunny Delight, but he called it Sunni because you are a sandnigger.

>>151360456
>tipped passes only happen to the mutt

>>151360433
brown af post

Patty Cuckitini

>>151360462
1E

>>151360462
1B

>>151360452
>acknowledging kweeffags
I bet you respond to non-U.S. flags too you perpetual cuck

>>151360462
Yeah fuck that I'll do the 3 day drive instead

>>151360427
>>151360394
>>151360415
>i would watch both of these games at seperate times but they insist on having them both on at the same time
The boomer executives don't know what the fuck they're doing. They have a monopoly and haven't had to compete in years. Many such cases. If they're going to burn away ratings then let them.

>>151360462
4e all day its not even a question.

>>151360462
1E

>>151360462
4E

>>151360490
You'd die from fluid loss due your nonstop orgasming.

>>151360398
>both hands on the ball before landing
>left hand maintains possession throughout the ground
The ball is allowed to touch the ground if the ground doesn't assist in the process of securing. If this was called a catch on the field, it wouldn't make much sense to overturn it

>>151360462
I'm jumping out the airlock

>>151360260 (OP)
but is it a peer-reviewed study

>>151360462
3E because at least one of them would suck my dick

>>151360518
Based

>>151360462
I'm the pilot, and I shan't be letting the arabposter in my plane for safety reasons

>>151360519
TRUST. THE. SCIENCE.

>>151360336
It's an art form

>>151360488
Can't really picture a queefs fan go after another mexican like that

>>151360488
disappointing

>>151360477
It wasn't a tipped pass, it was a dropped pass. Tipped passes are the QB's fault for not seeing the defender. Dropped passes are the WR's fault.

>>151360512
Kek

>>151360520
Kek

>>151360312
Not funny.

Players would rather retire than live in fentadelphia

kwab status?

>>151360543
baker is going to rape that secondary

>>151360491
Brave to let Ray Lewis and OJ sit behind you

>>151360534
Theo Von bros...

>>151360543
Gottem

>>151360534
>GRUG SMASH

>>151360559
I legit thought it was him before opening

>>151360543
should be at least 3 games

>>151360530
home ref advantage. hes so slow, he needs all the flag help

>>151360543
Adios, you son of a bitch.

>>151360519
No. I got a ban warning for asking to see the methodology

>>151360534
>Anakin, I have the high ground!

>>151360534
He got himself a rider right there jelly my wife would laugh

>>151360551
This feels like a
>No no he's hurt we swear
situation to me

>>151360470
I don't understand any of you. You bitch about this false narrative of the Chiefs and the refs nonstop and try to paint them as malicious, then you spend the rest of the time calling them frauds but GOD FORBID that a Chiefs fan responds and puts you in your place. Once that happens you try to flip the narrative to that of "Chiefs fans are ruining this thread" "Chiefs fans are always harassing people" "Chiefs fans are the cancer." as of you all don't bitch incessantly about them. What do you people want? Do you genuinely think that you can just spread bullshit 24/7 and nobody is supposed to say anything? Are you really that fragile? You love talking shit until someone confronts you, then you act like victims and pretend like Chiefs fans have been ruining the thread. Chiefs haters in this general are by far the most bitch made posters here by a country mile. I can't believe you're all this sensitive when it comes to them.

>Allen beats the Ravens
Media: Give him another MVP!

>Mahomes beats the Ravens
Media: The Ravens defense was banged up. Refball!

>>151360601
lmaooooo same

>>151360462
1E and kill myself to ruin their trip

if you think im reading any of that youre out of your mind

>>151360519
its true

>>151360608
Same with Lameme, honestly.

>>151360610
> false narrative of the Chiefs and the refs
you didn’t watch the game last night, did you?

>>151360610
We're just pointing out facts. Looks like you can't handle the truth

>>151360610
T R U T H
N U K E

>>151360478
I'm actually looking at the study right now.
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1111/fire.70020

It's 22 pages, so I'll read the entire thing later. But I can tell you that the premise of the study is already flawed by chicken-egg fallacy. The study is in regards to "how financial incentives may subtly shape officiating decisions in one of America’s most iconic institutions: the National Football League". But what financial incentives would the refs have had to favor a Kansas City franchise circa 2019? Before they were THE Chiefs?
>Our findings suggest that when the league’s financial health is at stake, rule enforcement may subtly shift to protect market appeal,
The Kansas City, Missouri market appeal!?

>>151360534
great webm

>>151360462
can you imagine the absurdist football conversation oj and ray lewis would have?

>>151360610
kek you ok lilbro?
>>151360633
yeah

Commiebros how we feeling tonight

>>151360543
>NFL Vice President of Football Operations Jon Runyan wrote to Branch: “Your aggressive, non-football act was entirely unwarranted, posed a serious risk of injury, and clearly violated the standards of conduct and sportsmanship expected of NFL players. Your conduct reflected poorly on the NFL and has no place in our game.”

fucking slayed his ass

>>151360543
Be grateful it isn't the rest of the season, goy. You don't touch our Chiefs

>>151360534
>tejas

>>151360559
Deserves it for being such a unfunny faggot

>>151360652
Feelin a 2 score win

>>151360685
did you see their reaction to the playoff loss last year? this is what they do.

So does this prove it was Lions fans who were crying about refs this entire time? This is a lot of crying even by /nfl/ standards.

>>151360543
>Brian Branch in charge of not fucking things up for his team for 10 minutes

Gotta admit I understand now why people say Collinsworth glaze mahomes

It was pretty blatant last night kek

Now that my Chiefies have exposed Detoilet safe to say we'll see you in the Owl, Colts.

>>151360638
You're pointing out how mindbroken and emotional you are because the team you hate is great and knows how to win games.

>>151360756
Colts are a division round drop out

Cheifs fans will spend weeks making up excuses (muh flu, LT) but the moment someone points out the obvious refball they benefit from, they go on a frenzy

Why?

>>151360325
Sunny Delight is like if you used orange juice to mix with tang and it tastes half as good as that sounds

>>151360534
manhandled

Washington are bad guys until they change their name back.
Even “Washington Football Team” had more soul.

>>151360775
They're children

>>151360775
I suppose it was reff ball when sneed punched out the ball from flowers at the goal line too

Sit down lil bro you don't know ball

BREAKING NEWS:
MIKE MCDANIEL OF THE MIAMI DOLPHINS STILL HAS A JOB.
CHRIS GRIER HAS NOT BEEN FIRED.

>>151360760
look how triggered you are. You know what we're saying is true.

>>151360648
I’m assuming it would be a ghostly OJ making noises/flicking the light-switch and Ray Lewis snapping at you because he thinks you’re doing it to mess with him.

>>151360803
Why do you care patsfan? Mad about 46-10?

>>151360752
Mahomes is #1 in everything and every pass he makes resets the record books. I don't blame Collinsworth or Nick Wright for sucking him off. It's only annoying when people suck off other QBs who aren't half as accomplished as Mahomes.

>>151360553
With what WRs?

>>151360637
Yeah I did. Like I said, false narrative.

>>151360822
That Miami blow really did a number on this dude must be some good shit

kickoff in 2 hours bros.

Let's go Bustin Sherbet show everyone what a choking bitch that you are.

>>151360827
Fucking kek

>>151360835
the ones he just raped SF’s injury-ridden secondary with?

>>151360752
He does, but last night wasn't really glazing. Mahomes had 4 scores and no turnovers

The NFL should have fights. Kinda like how they do in hockey

Blo Dix is meme gold

Cheifs fans response to refball allegations is exactly the same as Israel's response to genocide allegations.

Their denial is quite something.

>>151360847
Here's a brilliant idea. Why don't we put both our games on at the same time so that instead of 20 million fans getting to watch both games they are forced to choose between the two games? It will cut our ad revenue by half!

>>151360842
the shit they cut coke with now will eat your face up from the inside out I can't imagine it is very good for your brain. he won't remember though don't worry.

>>151360876
Nah. As much as I would like that, everyone would wanna knock out Mahomes. It just wouldn’t be fair.

is he right?

>>151360897
It would have to be mutual. Pretty sure thats how it is in hockey

>>151360899
>brain automatically corrected it to r/detoiletlions
kek

>>151360875
>Now here's guy that knows how to work a hole. If you give a little gap-BAM! He's in there, deep in the secondary. They clearly are not ready for it, but he's got some speed and he's coming.

>>151360899
detoilet full of sore losers kek

Titans bros, don't hire matt nagy
It will be bad.
You can't rehab stupid.
Sincerely
Bears bros

>>151360899
Enjoy 4 games with no pay bozo my Chiefies got them seething

the funny thing about all of this is that it probably wouldn't have mattered much if the refs called a fair game because the Lions are indeed frauds. Last week the calls/no calls that favored the Chiefs were far more crucial and they still lost.

LOL

>>151360884
>BAAAWWW
I could understand the crying about the refs if the game was close but it was a blowout. The Lions lost by multiple possessions and if the Chiefs weren't draining the clock in garbage time they could have made it 3 possession blowout.

I am a chiefs fan and I fully acknowledge we benefit from ref ball. I personally love it because it makes you faggots seethe even harder. Imagine being retarded enough to root for a team that’s willingly playing to lose in a fixed game kek. Fucking retards.

>>151360915
Titans I got a deal for you, Mike McDaniel for free.
Thats it that is the deal. I'd make him OC he'll probably take you to an owl in that role. Ex Dolphins get +5 power its worth a shot.

>>151360915
>>151360930
>>151360822
Please take Matt Nagy from my Chiefs. I beg you.

>>151360925
At least you're admitting that the Chiefs are refbabies

>>151360926
And they come back to watch it Everytime lmaoooooo

>>151360899
Juju is such a chad. First he scrambled Burficts bitch ass, then he pissed off every steeler, and now he’s getting Branch suspended. Fucking based.

>>151360915
there's a super bowl winning OC that developed mahomes available

>>151360930
Kek

>>151360899
>>151360909
>>151360913
>>151360920
fuck off to reddit, your kind isn't welcomed here

>>151360775
The game isn't rigged and the refs aren't in it for the Chiefs, you fucking moron. You're all ape brained losers who look for excuses anytime something doesn't go the way they want. It's actually pathetic that manchildren like this post here.

>>151360993
>fuck off for calling detroit detoilet
hey newfren you ok?

>>151360899
This is a fanbase watching it's window close and thinking irrationally because of it. Dude was obviously gonna get suspended. Lol.

>>151360930
What if Mikey McDaniel leaves and flores comes back?

>favorite teams are Auburn, Falcons, and Braves
please do not ask me how im
doing

>>151361006
Sounds like you're trying to convince yourself more than anything

>>151361006
It's rigged. All their teams are willingly cucked.

>>151361032
I'd be so fucking happy but it is never happening. Though I mentioned it before, the Phins are no longer in legal trouble with the Flores case, only NFL trouble.
>There is an alternate universe where Flores stayed on as coach and McDaniel is the Dolphins OC and the Phins have gone to the owl by now.

>>151361045
>Yes, the 32 owners are down for rigging games against their teams

>>151361006
I never said it was rigged. All I said is that Chiefs only win when they benefit from the no calls/calls that benefit them. It's literally part of their strategy to hold as much as possible and flop to draw flags

>>151360775
Blaming your coaches and medical staff for not having you fully prepared is like a boxer saying "I should have trained harder to win this fight."

Blaming the refs is like a boxer saying "the judges should have given me the decision!"

Chiefs fans don't make excuses. Learn the difference.

RAMS WIN

>>151361067
*31

>>151361067
You think Sam Walmart gives a fuck about football?

>>151361070
>Chiefs fans don't make excuses

>>151360965
It feels so good bro. Watching these faggots seethe and cry. And what does it accomplish? Nothing. Their teams are trash. Even if they were a threat my reffies will handle it. Fuck every other team. This isn’t about sports. This is about talking shit on the internet and as a Chiefs fan the wins just keep on coming.

>>151361070
>da flu

>>151361041
>and Braves
Anon stop letting them do this to you the MLB ended in 2000.

Loins are gonna lose to the Bucs with Branch suspended.

>>151360894
If you're gonna do cocaine I recommend doing it for 1 year at age 33 until you knock up your eventual wife than quit forever before you have your kid. And also do that in 2016

wow, this is a name i haven't seen in a long time

>>151361126
many are saying this

>>151361126
Oh yeah they’re totally fucked. Their secondary is a shit show.

>>151361068
No they win even without "the refs", they win because theyre a well built team with an all time great QB/Coach. If you're think that the best team over the past decade continues to win because of the refs that you're completely fucking retarded and beyond saving.

>>151361136
Should have been colt

>

Chiefs have the best win on their resume. Everyone had the Lions ranked 1st in their power rankings and the Chiefs dominated them, it wasn't even competitive. AND the Chiefs just got Rice back.

>>151361150
Nope
I'll believe it when I see it
But until then, they are ref babies LOL

>>151360462
1B and 4E are probably the least odorous seats. I'd probably take 4E because both of them seem like they're the type that wear neckpillows and sleep the whole flight

Goddammit, do I really have to root for the Raiders this week? FUCK

>>151361075
damn right

>>151361181
The narrative heading into this season was that the Chiefs were losing since the refs turned on them. Which one is it schizo?

now we have to deal with this shit
thanks again for fucking nothing, detoilet

Remember bros, Temujin is a woman!

>>151361162
kwab

>>151361067
They've colluded to not offer guaranteed contracts to free agents all pros this decade because they care more about making money than winning championships retard-anon

>>151361191
You do not ever have to cheer for the Raiders, faggot. You root for the meteor.

>>151361096
Imagine how kwab'd the league would be if he ended up giving JuJu a season-ending injury during a chimpout after the game.

>>151361196
I'd rasm my dick in her tits

When Chiefs lose we fuck off and allow teams to enjoy their super bowl win, but when my Chiefs win the haters spam /nfl/ with ref accusations. They ruin this place for Chiefs fans.

>>151361205
They make a shit ton of money regardless of who wins, retard.

>>151361218
>They ruin this place for Chiefs fans.
They do not. Their seething, impotent rage fuels me. I want more.

Bakey finna bouta feat on that Detoilet secondary

>>151361218
It's so fucking easy to derail the general. The Chiefs live rent-free in all of their pathetic heads lmao.

unjuice the balls before getting to your own 30 is FG range
thank you for your attention to this matter

>>151361202
Don't misgender him.

>>151361174
bros...

>>151361245
Detoilet flushed by KC confirmed.

>>151361228
>deflects
>doesn't address the obvious
Average 70 iq chiefs faggot

>>151361199
Chiefs should have never been underestimated in the first place. They are 6-0 if they had both of their WRs. Look at this picrel, it's what Mahomes stats look like before and after Worthy. Do you really think they lose by 3 points to the Eagles if they had them?

>>151361205
If you get hurt or go to jail you shouldn't get paid full amount get fucked free loader

>>151361268
>she loves settling in for the night with her dogs and a big jar of peanutbutter

>>151361218
>They ruin this place for Chiefs fans.
Good.

>>151361268
Ahahahahahahahaha

>>151361300
looks like shit retard

>>151361268
Unironically cute tattoo that I'd actually consider getting. I love my furbabies, and my cat should be the coach for the Titans.

>>151361283
I guarantee you're the type to say this then lose an arm in a trailer factory

>>151361205
How do guaranteed contracts help win championships?

>>151361277
How am I deflecting, dumbass? Their bottom line isn't affected whether or not the Chiefs win.

>>151361313
kek true
>>151361317
anon noooooo

>>151361283
How does that jew dick taste?

>>151360336
The queef cries out “DPI” as he pushes off on you

So once the Lions lose to the Bucs who will be the next team the media hypes up? It will be the Bucs next?

that's my fuckin quarterback

>>151361317
enjoy your brain worms

>>151361245
I think I'm feelin a Bucs-Ders NFCCG

>>151361331
I already have one stupid tattoo from prison. I should get a second tattoo because I am stupid.

>>151360351
Mahomes isn't even in the running for MVP right now. Goff and Baker are the most likely winners

>>151361293
>>151361196
You guys really like posting girls of sus ages.

Chiefs fans itt

most insecure fanbase?

Well my Eagles are cooked. Sirianni just said theyre not changing shit moving forward. lol oh well.

>>151360915
4-19 will be hard to beat but I’m sure Nagy could do it

>>151361324
>>151361353
>Just because Tyrone NyQuil drove drunk and killed someone he should get guaranteed contract

Winter break already? Fuck time is zooming

>>151361369
my redskins :)

>>151361374
Oh report me for CSAM again, see what happens.

>>151361360
The cat brain worms are surprisingly based. They reduce fear and make you more reckless.

>>151361359
Will be hilarious to watch him choke in the playoffs. It's always funny how so many fans hype players up during the regular season knowing damn well they're going to shit the bed in the postseason and then they do it again the next season as if anything is gonna change.

>>151361375
>went to 5 of the last super bowls yet we're the insecure ones
okay, sure buddy

>>151361359
Okay but why all those all state commercials at browns stadium like he was elite and could lead a team to a owl though?

>>151361354
The Chiefsmutt is immunized against all dangers. Call him a swifty, a bandwagoner, a casual, it all rolls off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a refbabby and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how suddenly he shrinks back: “I’ve been found out”

>>151361372
If you're not joking a pawprint like that means you fuck animals. Women who fuck dogs get pawprints on their wrists/hands
>nog women also get paws on their titties. they are just trashy though and probably molest their sons.

>>151361393
>CSAM
I don't even know what that means

>reviewable play gets reviewed
>shitskin seethe off the charts
Wish those deportations were actually happening ngl

Everyone in this thread had more passing yards than Justin Fields this week
I just thought that was interesting

>>151361401
but you didn't go to the superbowl, the team you root for did

>>151361310
turn your monitor on

>>151361407
>like he was elite and could lead a team to a owl though?
For all that Baker has improved, this fundamental fact has still not changed lmao. He is not a Quarterback capable of leading a team to a Super Bowl, much less winning one.

>>151361410
I lived through the Schottenheimer Curse. A bunch of whiny faggots on a Vietnamese basket weaving forum are nothing.

>>151361399
>>151361407
Look how the queefsfags squirm and seethe LMAO
Bakey truly makes 'em quakey

>>151360752
his job is a glazer, it's not exclusive to any one player

>>151361399
god forbid a player is likable and fun to root for
neck yourself

>>151361412
>If you're not joking a pawprint like that means you fuck animals.
Wait, seriously? I just think the pawprint symbol is cute. Why do people have to pervert everything good? Like the Swastika is an unironically beautiful symbol, but it got corrupted by some assholes.

>>151361445
Faker couldn't beat the Chiefs in the playoffs after Mahomes went out with an injury and he only needed one score. Faker lost at home to the shitty Commanders defense and a rookie Jayden Daniels. He's good but let's not kid ourselves, he is not a serious player when it comes time for the playoffs.

BREAKING NEWS: DOLPHINS STILL HAVEN'T FIRED ANYONE
lets look back at recent Mike McDaniel comments about the dolphins:

>"To win games, you have to win the games, uhm, not lose the game, honestly" - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005

>"I've never felt entitled to this position and it's very important for me to spend all of my waking hours about um exactly how to um do my job and what and all the residual effects um of that are there's a lot of people affected. So yeah I won't spend one moment thinkg about all the things that um I don't know people uh whatever people want me to think about, I'm thinking about um this team and the and the Buffalo Bills here after I get done with this podium." - Mike McDaniel, Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins since 2022, in the NFL since 2005

Uh oh Quakey warning
I repeat Quakey warning
Stay inside your mobile homes

>>151361419
cum slurping and more

>>151361470
He is but I'm just saying, we all know how his season is ending. Bucs fans should be happy with a Wild Card win, that would be good for them.

Name one team that isn’t shit

>>151361429
with the help from the refs no less

>>151361483
Do NOT rope my Redskins into your faggot seethe

>>151361483
Faker the korean demon?

>>151361511
Your team :)

>>151361511
I want to but I just can't

>>151361511
The Eagles should be far and away the best team but they hired another shitty OC. This goes to show how important coaching is in this sport.

>>151361511
the giants

How do people stand Ryan Clark. He's so annoying

>>151361485
Mike McDaniels is living proof that networking is all that really matters.

>>151361511
It’s not fair to the other shit teams to say the Jets can perform consistently at a shit level

>>151361520
>Redskins
Never heard of them

>>151361511
My clots, of course (you may only reply if your team has a +78 point differential)

They all up https://www.deviantart.com/nflchan/gallery

>>151361563
kys

>>151361561
That's because you're a chud

>>151361563
Im afraid to click on this

>>151361483
This. Idk why the media is acting like he's some world beater when he's going to choke in games that really matter. He already choked against the Eagles earlier this season.

>>151361551
Do they stand him? I figured they put him on tv so people hate watch him to call him a retard and the n word because viewership matters more than quality. Everything I see he says is just "oh you know this guy that you think is good, he's actually bad"

Commie-niggas, I'm ready. Are YOU!

ok i need five frens with me, preferably from northern parts of america including canada, no west coast. need to be useful, in shape and have practical experience surviving outdoors. must know how to survive in the cold and i dont want to judge by skincolor but i prefer if you were caucasian. i'll be back in 1 hours and 5 minutes

• Chiefs defense is holding teams to under 20 points

• Chiefs offense is now scoring 30 points

• Chiefs just dominated the Lions who were the consensus best team in the league

• Mahomes has never lost a Super Bowl with a stable OL

>>151361563
why did the falcons get a 3d black girl?

>>151361563
Are you posting your life's work because you're about to kill yourself and you want to make sure it's left behind?

>>151361562
Colts are another team that's obviously going to fall short when it really matters but I don't think you guys will be mad at that. I think you already know and are just happy for a fun season, which is good for you guys.

>>151361563
You guys are fucking weird. Wish I wasn't banned at that other site. Stuck w/ you weirdos

>>151361614
> who were the consensus best team in the league
Nigga what the fuck lmao

>>151361616
>falcclons
>black people in charge of spelling

>>151361614
>Lions who were the consensus best team in the league
Kek

>>151361605
I will literally never feel this good again

>>151361618
nope, just did it to impress your mom

I just assume the finnish anon is posting from a sauna every time no one can be this happy :Ddd

>>151361614
• Mahomes is still the ugliest QB in the league
• Travis Kelce is an actual gorilla
• Mahomes bother is a rapist that for some he reason he hasn't ex-communicated
• all 3 of Mahomes rings are asterisks granted by questionable refereeing.
• his two super bowl losses were embarrassing blowouts

>>151361638
The jacket is open and the shirt she's wearing underneath also says falcons on it

>>151361614
>Never*
Kek

>>151361641
Gives me the chills every time I watch it

>>151361637
>>151361639
They were #1 in everyone's power ranking headed into this game. I knew you guys were going to try to rewrite history after this game.

I got a troon holding a cheeto D:

>>151361644
She would be pretty impressed if you killed yourself, she said you're too much of a pussy to do it

>>151361660
>tipped at the line, and the ball is... CAUGHT!

>>151361655
>Indians in charge of understanding jokes

>w-w-we never said goof was elite
>d-d-detoilet was never atop the power rankings
>m-m-muh refs

>>151360559
Today I found out Theo Von is like 45, and was on MTV in like as early as 2000. I think of even less of him

are you guys really using >power rankings as a legitimate source of truth or is it trolling for (you)s

>>151361688
do you even read these threads

>>151361686
>i-i'm not retarded, i was just j-joking!
>y-youre a jeet!!

>>151361714
Both you fucking retard

edit: thanks for the (you) kind stranger!

All this fear and anxiety over a 3-3 team really?

>>151361751
>Coach, he cain't

>>151361708
that bit about being born with a rib cage of a large cat was funny desu

>>151361751
Doesn't have to play with Fields for some weeks

The entire sports media is talking about Branch's chimpout instead of talking about how my Chiefs dominated the Lions by multiple touchdowns. Branch succeeded in making the narrative about him even though he lost.

>>151361563
>Rams
Thats not Rasm Chan, do not want/10

>>151361780
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he's a violent person.

Can't wait til my Buncos destroy the washed refball queefs

>>151361803
Too bad Nix won't be doing anything

>my raiders AREN'T the worst team in the league
what a relief

>>151361803
Fake. Any actual Donkeys fan is recovering from almost losing to the Jest and is probably terrified of playing anyone but the Raiders right now.

>>151361796
Look at the picrel of Mahomes stats before and after Worthy returned >>151361279.

Rice is twice as good as Worthy. It's really over for the league and they know it.

>>151361126
Baker is going to throw for 300+ and 4 TDs

>>151361793
sorry its not to your liking but your's cute tho

>>151361836
AI is so stupid, this play could have never happened, no defense could possibly be that incompetent

>>151361841
Probably. Should be fun to watch.

>Deebo practicing
Ok 'ders win uhhhhhhh 50-5

Playing the lions is scary asf you think they're gonna score in every drive, scarier than the bills id say

why the fuck didn't they stagger these games so we could watch both of them? why do they always do this shit

>>151361681
>>151361660
>>151361641
I even got a tattoo of it. For real

>>151361378
He's more insidious than that. He'll get you a wild card game that you'll lose first then ruin the team for 6 years. Sounds like an upgrade until you factor in the hope you'll have in year 2

>>151361875
1. NFL isn't for your enjoyment
2. You actually want to watch both of these games?

@151361563

>>151361751
Smart business decision

>>151361900
1. Yes it is, this world exists because of me and when I die (soon) it will die with me
2. Yes, I know it's weird but I actually enjoy football, I know you guys all hate the sport and that's why you come to /NFL/ to shit on it but I actually enjoy watching football crazy I know

>>151361889
That's neat commie bro. Thanks for helping getting flus fired, see ya at 8

>>151361654
When I see men my mind doesn't rank how attractive or ugly they are. Sorry that you deal with homosexual urges.

>>151361563
>AIslop

dogshit thread

So I just had dinner, but should I consider ordering a pizza now? I'll probably want one in a few hours since I'm staying up to watch the game, but it feels fat ordering 'za when I'm not hungry

>>151361947
Hes the most well dressed athletr in the nfl by far

>>151361946
Don't worry. Chiefskiddies bedtime is coming soon

>>151361946
but enough about the dozens of soccer threads in the catalog

>>151361926
Sure ya do

I don’t believe in him

>>151361889
Why is your arm so hairy kek

This bussy

>>151361751
>Dodges 3 of the most winnable games left in the schedule in your path

>>151361986
I'm convinced he's the new elway, he's gonna get his rings in his last 2 seasons. Right now he's still in his Dan Reeves era

>>151362026
I could see that.

>>151362026
This is a Dart play

>>151361947
this man is fucking his mom

>>151361986
>>151362026
Who have the Bills beat? The Jets, Saints, Dolphins, and Ravens are competing to win the draft lottery. They got booty blast by the baby Patriots.

>>151362026
Josh is "we have Jim Kelly at home"

>>151361947
What’s in the bag?

>>151362049
You don't know who John elway is do you zoom zoom

>>151361901
Billions of dollars and she still looks like a frumpy aunt.

what the FUCK is his problem?

>>151362055
Nah Josh allen is way more of an Elway than a Jim Kelly

>>151362080
>I'm supposed to know a boomer who played in the 90s when I was a child dealing pokemon cards and pimping the local kindergarten thots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWNvlyycWzQ

>>151361901
Holy fuck she is cute

It's Colleen Wolfe for me

>>151362091
Sure, if he gets 2 rings. At the moment he's just budget Jim Kelly. Jim lost 4 straight Owls. Josh just loses to Mahomes.

>>151362088
Chiefs broke their ass. Their team fell apart after that super bowl.

>>151361947
That's my qb ;_;

>>151362120
>admitting to not knowing who Elway is
Wew

why did the Titans fire their coach? what the fuck did they expect him to do with a shit team and Anthony Richardson 2.0?

Who do you think has a better Top 5 between the Carolina Panthers and the Jacksonville Jaguars? Panthers have Steve Smith, Cam Newton, Luke Kuechly, Julius Peppers, and Ryan Kalil whereas the Jaguars have Jimmy Smith, Fred Taylor, Tony Boselli, Mark Brunell, and Maurice Jones-Drew

>>151362120
Right you don't know who john elway is. So instead of entering a conversation where you know nothing, you should move on and not look like a retarded pick me faggot.
>>151362139
Elway lost 3 orbs before he won his 2.

>>151361947
RG4

>>151362191
kek what a butthurt bitch

anyone got a webm of the brian branch fight?

>>151362149
>Supreme in 2025

>>151362242
no

>>151362179
Carolina and it's not even close. Keep Kuechly could have been the goat mlb. Peppers is top 5 best edge ever.
Cam would have been hof if injuries didn't exist.
Smitty will be hof.

i'm right

Happy Redskins Day, /nfl/!

>>151362322
omg you can't say that, I'm literally shaking right now

>>151362321
Dont care what their record are or what recent games they have had; daniel jones and drake maye arent better than Stafford. Shit list

>>151362311
>Cam would have been hof if injuries didn't exist.
In what way? Are you implying he'd have won some Owls? Because his only trip to one clearly demonstrated that he didn't care about winning.

whatever you do, DONT look up what religion christopher columbus practiced
worst mistake of my life

>>151362200
Josh hasn't even made a superbowl let alone lost one, Josh has never had an iconic moment like the drive, Mahomes however has had that iconic moment, against the Bills and Josh

>>151362410
>shitalian wop dago
Uh, roman catholic?

>>151362410
ok

>>151362242
It's in a previous but it's nothing, he open palms his helmet and then pushes him to the ground before a pull apart

>>151362410
Didn't know there were Amish back then, crazy.

>>151362026
Oh I see he just needs a hall of famer OL, TE, and RB to get the Super Bowl

Now ever since a nigga was a seed
Only thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballin
Ridin' on these niggas 'cause they lame
In a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?
Blame it on my momma I'm a thug nigga
Up before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealers
Tell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bomb
Bust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDE
Ain't nobody love me as a broke nigga
Finger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggas
I love my females strapped, then fuck her from the back
I get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?
Passed by while these niggas wonder why
I got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to try
Did I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shed
For all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, nigga
Still Ballin'

>>151360655
Calling no penalties against the chiefs, when there were several they should have, also reflects poorly on the NFL. They tried to mask it by only calling a few penalties but what they didn’t call would have changed the outcome of the game.

It's UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMmnfd0oZV0

>>151362358
Cam had to deal with a ton of injuries throughout his career because of his physical style of play, this lead to his level of play fluctuating throughout his career and it ending early. If injuries didn't exist he would have been consistently one of the most elite qbs and have had a hof career statistically.

>>151362482
That's one hell of a reach.

>>151362480
Can you use a name or tripcode or something so I can filter you?

>>151362410
hey bud, cool it with the antisemitism

>>151362480
What phenotype is this?

>>151360655
>There's no place in this sport for you....here take a week off.

>>151362504
>has to use a filter
Reddit has better football discussion for you bud

>>151361661
Wrong

>>151362510
>Wright is of partial Polish-Jewish descent

>>151362088
forgot this guy ever existed

>>151362502
Not at all. Being hurt/injured all the time affects your play, more so when your playstyle relies on running.

Sheeeeeeeeee

could the best nfl team beat the worst college team?

>bears vs coomhandlers
>razorkeks vs failcons
Wtf is this the best they can do for MNF?

>>151362480
>"well see then after all that my great, great, great(x40) grandpa said 'let my people go' and everyone clapped. True story, we tell it each year after we lift the menorah to let the kids know why we're still able to do it in the 1st place"
Nick is so wholesome

>>151362463
>I got shot but didn't die
Lyrics that didn't age well

>>151362504
They're the highest rated sports show on FS1 which is the 2nd biggest sports network behind ESPN. You have no valid reason for hating on them aside from being jealous of the Chiefs success. You are in the minority in hating it, everyone else here likes them or are indifferent.

This is like a scene out of a movie so much SOVL

>>151362573
Only if they don't call any penalties on the best NFL team

>>151362586
I don't get it. Is that xxxtenacion or something?

>>151362600
Meh, it's kind of lame posting highlight reels from a game you lost. Chiefs fans are better than that anon. That's something I'd expect from Raiders and Broncos fans who are so used to losing it's all they can do.

Welcome back to sports talk /sp/, we're gonna head to your calls.

Anon from 4chan you're on the air, what's on your mind?

Daily reminder of who the biggest lulcow on /nfl/ is

>>151362640
/nfl/ is moving slow despite it being a game day. All the complaints about refs ruined it so everyone left.

>>151362629
Only lost because the reffs fucked us and everyone knows it

>>151362588
he's not the the minority you shill nobody gives a fuck about that idiot. enjoy the (you) faggot.

I was a long snapper in high school AMA

>>151362640
Yeah thanks for answering, really appreciate it. Long time listener first time caller, I'm just a bit confused right now. Someone asked me a question and I still can't answer it: how he king, with no ring?

>>151360685
The loss doesn’t bother me, it wasn’t a must-win game and the offense could use the wake up call. They’ve been out of sync and playing poorly for the last 3 games, and this would still be true if the refs called the game fairly.

Every single white QB is now a dual threat QB

Times have changed

>>151362653
>Only lost because the reffs
And now you're complaining about the refs which is something I'd expect from the Raiders. I thought Chiefs fans were a dynasty and were better than this.

>>151362345
Have you watched Statpadford in 5 years? Imagine him without Puka Nacua

>>151362668
Will your Lions beat the Bucs? And if you lose will you then blame it on the injuries? Need to know before I bet.

>>151362653
your check bounced

>>151362640
Hey Dan, long time caller, first time listen. I just need to talk about these fucking cheerleaders, can I say fucking? No, lame, but anyways these fucking male cheerleaders Dan, what is the deal with them? When I have fantasies about being unfaithful to my wife with a hot blond I didn't mean those fags I'm sorry homos sexuals on the Vikings sidelines. I don't need those thought pervading my head when I'm trying to watch my Lions narrowly beat them because of some trick play and taking out their tight ends all. Agh, I can't even say tight end anymore without thinking of those flowing locks. Anyways I'll hang up and listen.

>>151362671
The best rushing QB is Allen who is white. He is trending to have the most rush TDs in the history of the league.

The QB with the best passer rating is Lamar and is trending to have the best TD:INT ratio.

How did this happen

>>151362640
were you also a center or do high school programs really have dedicated long snappers? if so wtf.

>>151362668
That's a great question and it really cuts to the heart of any MVP discussion. How valuable can you be without winning a championship at the end of your "MVP" campaign? If you're the most valuable contributor to a 1 and done in the wild card, but another quarterback goes the distance isn't that the most valuable player? Thanks for the call, anon.

>>151362640
As a black man, Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift have done irreparable damage to this country

>>151362676
Chiefs fans are accustomed to the refs being on their side always like they were last night against the Lions when there were no penalties. The league is trying to mask the pro-Chiefs bias so in this game they called a lot on both sides but still gave them a break. Or last night they only called four against the Lions.

>>151362731
qbs now put in regular time at the gym like every other player

which one would you choose?

>151362704
>If you want a (You) you're going to have to put in work instead of posting AI content farming slop from twitter and instagram. If you like social networks so much why not go back there.

>>151362660
were you also the designated relief bussy?

>>151362776
None, I'd look to college at that point

>>151362766
When the Chiefs had 10 penalties against the Jaqs you said nothing now when they get no penalties you're talking. Why is this?

>>151362776
Depends on if you're talking anal or oral. Left and right respectively btw.

>>151362794
That was my job and I played nose tackle. Taking a pounding from 50+ athletes is not the job of a twink, or a woman for that matter.

Be nice to Temujin when she returns!

Michael Phallus II

>>151362460
Yeah it should be illegal for future hall of farmers to play with future hall of farmers. Very smart dicksucking-anon

>>151362814
This

I hate josh allen

>>151362766
You need professional help.

where game thread

>>151362776
Time to call Mike Singletary

Post your top 5 power ranking:

1. Chiefs
2. Buccaneers
3. Bills
4. Lions
5. Eagles

kickoff in a few minutes where's the gamethread

>>151362719
Anon we would ask that you refrain from cursing on the airwaves. Being tempted by the sweet fruit of infidelity is a challenge every married person eventually has to face. And how I see it you have two options. You can book a flight to vegas and pay an exorbitant amount of money for a prostitute willing to recapture the peak of her life cheerleading for a midwest high school's JV team, and spend the rest of your life hiding the transaction from your wife, or you can live an unfulfilled existence always asking what could have been. As for me, I think that choice is obvious. Thanks for the call, bud.

Why these MNF double headers? They should've just added one of these games to the late window on Sunday

Game thread bros?….where is it…?

>>151362836
hi hailee

>>151360822
>>151360930
Come home to Denver, Michael.

>>151362843
Buccs
Colts
Lions
Bills
Eagles

The Panthers have a better record than the Cowboys

>>151361947
BASED

>>151362088
I hate these social media fights

>>151362776
Gruden. He's so based and heckin redpillerino'd! XDDDDDDDDD

>>151362688
I don’t think we can blame injuries against another team also handicapped by them. Baker is playing out of his mind though and seems to have no problem passing to their WR4, WR5, WR6, etc. that even fantasy players have never heard of. I don’t sports gamble but I would be shocked if the odds didn’t favor the Bucs. I hope the Lions can find a way to win but Baker also gave them a hard time in one of their two losses last season

>>151362757
Listen "brotha", sometimes the bar is elevated so that other people can aspire to it. If you work your whole life being a hall of fame tight end, you too can one day wife up the 35 year old woman Jake Gyllenhaal fucked. And I think that's what America is all about. Thanks for the call.

>>151362877
Chiefs could have beaten the Lions by 3 possessions if they didn't run out the clock in garbage time yet you have them ranked ahead of them.

>>151362843
Bills
Colts
Packers
Bucs
Swifties

>>151362149
I miss the gangsta 90s when blacks didn't think it was cool to look like a homo

>>151362931
>Packers

Sneak put your trip on nigga

>>151362776
A college coach.

>>151362950
New
>>151362950
New
>>151362950
New
>>151362950

>>151362938
>twink top with your ass hanging out
>not gay

>>151362149
Sheeshhh that jacket is pure drip sauce

>>151362882
Indeed. Cowboys are quite the dumpster fire. Imagine letting a future hof edge like Parsons go and then the defense goes to shit. Only a retarded dumpsterfire organization would do that

>>151362931
Bills beat the Jets, Dolphins, Saints, and Ravens. All of which are competting to get the #1 draft pick. The only real team they played with a winning record are the Patriots who beat them in their own stadium.

Ok here's the gamethread

>>151362980
>>151362980
>>151362980

>>151362776
>dumb bitch owner that is intimidated by men that pee standing up
>dogshit QB that you're stuck with for at least a couple of years
>coveted job

>>151362757
They’ve certainly ruined the NFL, at least until he’s finally retired. Chiefs were getting favored by the refs years prior though, as shown in that study. This was more to do with needing a hero qb to be the face of the league, especially a mixed one after that whole kneeling debacle. At least the country knows now why she loves that goofy-looking caveman

>>151362928
Not if they were playing the Lions at closer to full strength. Those guys are mostly coming back at some point.