Thread 151362696

Dodgers!

>fluharty
aww shit, we're done huh?

I'm thinking we put Alonso at DH and Naylor at first.

Happy Day of the Rake

dumass we already had a new
>>151361698

Mariners!

can't wait to win this series so we can finally bulldoze canada into a parking lot

Mariners!

AHAHAHAHAHA

>>151362696 (OP)
the nintendo reddits

>>151362696 (OP)
poofarty

LMAO

Garber shocked himself with that one

WOW IT'S A TRIPLE

holy shit toronto sucks ass

wtf was that?

>even Varsho is fucking up
Stick a fork in the Jays, they're done.

IM DONE

oooohh baby a triple!

Garver looks like he's at least 45

Moronto

YOU JUST GAVE UP A TRIPLE TO 2025 MITCH GARVER HOLY SHIT KEKEKEKEKEK PUT SOME LIFE INTO THE OLD MAN 6 YEARS SINCE HIS LAST TRIPLES LMAO

>giving up a triple to Mitch fucking Garver
LMFAOOOOOOOO

OH BABY A TRIPLE OH YEAH

I could have caught that shit baseball is not a sport kek

>>151362758
kek

OH MY GARVER with the most exciting play in baseball!

how to you misjudge the wall like that in your own park?

blow gays kek!

is varsho drunk?

So the NBA season is only 82 games long instead of 162 for MLB. Yet the NBA has 7 game series for every round of the playoffs and the MLB has shortened earlier rounds. Why?

>>151362758
Modern warfare 4 next year will revive COD

It's fucking blowver

Canada finna seethe more, hold fast ameribros

>>151362779
pitching is hard

>>151362787
He died for our sins, give him a break.

>>151362787
He's been bad all postseason. I'd rather see Raley at this point, but he's off the ALCS roster, unfortunately.

Let's fucking go M's!

>>151362779
pitchers don't grow on trees anon

uh that seems highly questionable to take garver out and this point

wtf is wilson doing

Im finna seethe a blue jay win into existence

>>151362779
didn't they used to have 5 game series for the first round

Damn this game is crazy but for some reason I can't stop thinking about suicide

>>151362798
It was just a little annoying and not really his fault.

I'm gay, go jays

>>151362806
Despite being called strange fruit neither do tall ni-

>>151362791
>>151362806
Then why not shorten the regular season to accommodate?

regardless of how this series shakes out Polanco better get fucking PAID for all the work he's done this postseason

>>151362808
He comes in to hit lefties and poofarty isn't going to still be in next time he's up, so let rivas hit/run.

>>151362826
I'm 33 and have a pretty good hairline. Not Brad Pitt tier but nothing rough

JP RBISINGLEFORD!

attaboy JP keep 'em movin!

blow gay bros....

they got dreadheads in baseball now?
i never heard about this

>>151362835
and what happens when they bring in another lefty in the 8th or 9th is all im saying. if he was on 2nd base ok but its only 90 feet

This is sharping up to be even more dominant than what I expected out of the dodgers/brewers series. The jays are just out of gas.

do you guys have a baybaw themed wallpaper?

Fuck me in my shrimp dick here we go

JP "I WON'T BE REPLACED BY COLT EMERSON" Crawford with the BLOOP

>>151362830
owners won't accept the drop in revenue, especially owners of bad teams who never make the postseason.

>>151362831
>Polanco better get fucking PAID

>Mariners
>Paying people what they're worth
KEK

>>151362845
It glitched and accidentally answered the question "will the blow gays win a single game in this series?"

It seems like the ball is either dying early or carry far, no in between.

>"find a new place to hang this noose"
They're now encouraging their fans to kill themselves
>Canada
Yeah that makes sense actually.

gotta be honest the threads are boring today

Oh my god...I can't believe it. The Mariners are going to the world series.

poor jeetnadians

>>151362875
it's part of our culture

>I HATE KEKINERS
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I HATE KEKINERS

So the Yankees were really just absolute dogshit then, eh?

I'm still not convinced these mariners are legit

>>151362873
leaving the roof closed would make the ball fly more consistently

My tigers put up a better fight than these leafs

>mariners sweep in 4 games
>doyer sewers series goes to 6 or 7
>mariners cakewalk the WS
it's over NLbros
we lost

marindgers ws is going to be one for the ages

TURKEY!

>>151362891
lmao

This is kind of a fun bit but I don’t know if now if the time.

Its not really fair if you think about it
The margarines have way more black guys than my jays do

Dis nigga carving a turkey

What the fuck are these retards on Fox doing? Cutting a fucking turkey instead of showing me the game get fucking fucked

>>151362891
KEK

eating bird skin is fucking disgusting wtf is this guy doing

God damn, I want some TURKEY.

>>151362911
Like a pro too

>>151362890
I fucked her

>>151362900
this tbqh
couldn't have happened to a nicer fanbase :(

That's a legit turkey tip, Emmy worthy.

riveting

DAAAAAAAAA BLOW GAYS LOSE

>>151362890
It’s more like the Jays are Yankee merchants.

>>151362913
brought to you by nintendo switch

>>151362911
why the hell a turkey carving tutorial during a rally inning of all times. Haha

>>151362904
…lemme get some thigh meat

Baseball Reference and an evening turkey

That turkey is pink. They’re going to die.

It's completely torontover

>>151362951
Kek

>>151362852
It's probably low risk at this point and mitch garver sucks lol so who cares.

>>151362935
guy's cranium is impressive

>>151362946
all of my sisters like dark meat too

Smoltz is a tits man.

carve up them birds

>Carving turkey on the broadcast
kek

>>151362951
it was cooked in a ballpark

I fucking hate this and I fucking hate jays haters, fuck you.

>>151362937
Why can't Cashman build a team like the Mariners?

This ump is keeping the jays in this with these inside outside calls.

thats not how i do it.

>>151362951
It's completely fine.

>>151362957
batted in naylor the other night and now a triple. stay with whos hot

>>151362958
His headsets have to be custom made

>>151362946
kek

>>151362852
the pinch runner is a switch hitter if I'm not mistaken?
Not much pop but he came in clutch the other day with slap singles hitting.

>>151362974
We eating turkey on yo stupid gay retarded motherfucking azz boh

We were supposed to get our revenge instead we're just getting humiliated again.

Bravo Shatkins, Rogers, you really had me believing this time.

I ate way too much turkey. I feel stuffed and sleepy.

>>151362974
lol get fucked

>>151362975
Cheap aryan

>>151362982
was hoping somebody would post this

>>151362974
Goddam this is an all time great seethe.

do canadians even care about thanksgiving?

>>151362951
This JIVE turkey serves DRY turkey.

>>151362974
Don't worry bro you can hatewatch the doyers kicking the shit out of these guys later this month.

just hate a piece of pumpkin pie :)
cheeky little scoop of ice cream as well

WE EATIN TURKEY ON YO AZZ BOH

A loss for the Blue Jays is a loss for Beijing and New Delhi

>>151362935
Of course the dude who looks like he doesn't use seasoning more exotic than ketchup likes the blandest part of the turkey

>>151363032
my cock is about the same size

>>151363020
do americans even care about thanksgiving?

>>151362974
Your goose is cooked, turkey!

>>151363020
yes

>Do Canadians even watch baseball?

No because if Canadians watch any sport this shit happens.

>Vargas
Don't bow out yet Jays.

usa usa usa usa

>>151363043
good point, still its weird you guys copied us

>>151363043
uh, yes
it's the second biggest holiday of the year

>>151363043
Yes nigga I be cookin an shiieeet, I love it.

>>151362974
KWAB

>>151363041
I dont know if he actually ate any on screen
probably a vegan

Toronto team salary: $255,255,936

Seattle team salary: $164,517,201

im wearing my rally cap

>>151363043
>do Americans care about a food holiday
really?

This ump is atrocious

>>151362975
Yankees fans unironically wouldn't be able to handle it. It took him 8 years of drafting mostly pitching prospects as well as literally hundreds of trades. It requires patience.

I don’t get the hype behind turkey. It’s a mid meat. Even once a year for thanksgiving is too often.

>>151363041
conquer the world for seasoning and spices dont use seasoning or spices on their food

>>151363043
its a holiday centered around carbs what do you think

i just meant like what could a canadian have to be thankful for

>>151363071
You have to adjust for exchange rate.

I thought this is how you're supposed to cut a turkey, I've been doing it my whole life

>>151363062
white anglo canadians/americans have similar values. americans moved thanksgiving to november for some retarded reason, its always been in october

>>151363077
R A R E
A
R
E

>>151363075
it's the most boring food of all time
care about something better...

>>151362974
Is only game why you have to be mad?

>>151363078
*dipoto

>>151363083
i don't like it either but im a HUGE stuffing guy

>>151363071
Salary shmalary, my Mets proved it’s meaningless. You’re all welcome btw.

>>151363087
thats funny but its both is USD

>>151363083
It's kinda bland, but it's made good with gravy and sauce. Roast pig is my favourite thing about the holiday season.

Kirk is fat, just like Canadians. Go eat more poutine and kebabs, fatties.

This is literally 2015 all over again. Good team gets their shit pushed in by a better team. Seattle may win a WS for the first time just like the Royals did off our backs.

>>151363089
you are not a real man thats why you didnt know...go enjoy your cartoons faggot ass bitch

>>151363089
yo whaTHE FUCK? just violated that turkey without a moment of hesitation

>>151363094
you cant cook

>>151363083
What about duck bro

I'm going back to watching sumo until late March. I'd rather watch fatties shove each other around a clay ring than watch Matthews choke or the Craptors get their shit pushed in, or any Canadian-related team doing anything that gets fucked by American bullshit every single time.

>>151363116
*turducken

What's going on with Kirk? Why's he look like that?

can you guys stop calling them the blue gays? it's not cool

>6th inning of a championship series game
>toronto players are literally jog-walking to first base on balls in play
Why don't they just forfeit the series and save us the time? Neither the players or fans give a shit

>>151363113
Amish dont understand baseball fuck outer here

>>151363083
There are ways to prepare it that make it good. Most people overcook it and make it dry. The optimal internal temp for turkey is lower than chicken but most people don’t know.

>>151363083
You gotta put gravy on it

>>151363083
I usually make prime rib or pork shoulder

>>151363113
Nah the team had more fight and attitude in 2015. This is just that 2016 4-1 ALCS loss all over again. This Mariners roster kinda reminds me of that Indians team.

for me its the veggie sides

>>151363083
Cuz yo ahh don be seeznin an sheit
Pasty ahh whitey

>>151363086
Americans really have skewed perception of Canada. Canadians are unironically better in every measurable way, including IQ, physical fitness, life expectancy and education.

>>151363137
Yankees were there World Series unironically

>>151363083
you dont know shit faggot Turkey meat is delicious when cook right

>>151363083
it's excellent, but difficult to prepare well, and do you really expect the average american to manage that?

>>151363101
what the fuck is wrong with you

LOL THEY THOUGHT IT WAS GONE

>>151363155
like mac and cheese?

>>151363152
The worst thing is this will be enough for Shatkins to both get extensions and Schneider will probably get one too. Rogers can pat each other on the backs for a successful season of fleecing their customers.

>>151363083
I like it a lot with gravy or cranberry sauce. I also have a ham every year.

I love cute anime cat boys

>>151363182
I think he meant mashed potatoes

>>151363160
We don’t give a fuck dog

cant wait for those blue jays 7th inning cocaine bumps to wake this game up

>>151363168
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEEEEEEEEEE LOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Stuffing and deviled eggs for me

oh shit vargas

>>151363118
I literally cook for a living

>>151363188
me too anon

>>151363168
>there0

>>151363160
You can't talk shit to minorities or own real guns so no

>>151363188
me too and tranny hookers!

>I don’t like turkey breast it’s too dry
yeah it’s because you can’t cook without drowning it in spice like Indians. good turkey is moist and good gravy adds more moisture and flavor. go watch a Martha Stewart tutorial.

I'm the fattest one itt. Go cards btw

>>151363090
our thanksgiving was made a federal holiday on the last thursday of november in 1863 like 15 years before canada made thanksgiving a federal holiday and it wasn't until 1957 that a proclamation was issued that fixed it to the second monday in october. so you're actually retarded.

>>151363177
you don't like some stuffing?

Did Kirk lose weight? He doesn't seem to look as much like an oompaloompa as he used to.

Oh yeah he's pitching the 7th now. Jays have quit.

Does the music between pitches not piss you guys off? If my team was down 4 runs down in a play off game the last thing I'd want to hear is Gwen Stefani.

Vargas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAQSZhazYk8&themeRefresh=1

>>151363155
I like green bean casserole.

>>151363183
they'll win a game in Seattle and we'll be back to believing again.

>>151363160
Canadians are lame-o

I'm the gayest one itt. Go astros btw

>>151363188
This but only in my vampire shows and if they're a nazi.

Blow gays go down by one run and immediately start treating it like a preseason game lmao, same thing happened yesterday. Are they the most fragile team in baseball?

>>151363157
This but unironically. I got banned for racism last year because I made fun of some some white dude's hideously unseasoned Thanksgiving turkey kek

>>151363083
Gravy + stuffing + turkey is a godtier combo.

i like stuffing and mac n cheese noises iykwim

>>151363209
post weight and height

why are the bluejays losing?

'Daaa Yankees Lose'

>>151363232
you learn your place sanchez

>>151363209
I do the stinkiest pisses itt

>>151363205
Your minorities are actually the majority now if you take away the increasing dying off white boomers. It must suck to be racist down there.

>>151363083
Got a brine that bitch. Thanksgiving is really about the stuffing tho.

>>151363241
Because most of them are playing like lazy fat idiots

>>151363212
Every fat player is on Ozempic or similar. No reason not to. The fact that he’s still that fat means he eats like such a pig all year.

my aunt makes prime rib instead of turkley

>>151363200
>Swiss Chalet chef

>>151363071
>$255,255,936
That's like 20k USD

Macaroni and cheese is a kids food and serving it for a holiday meal is embarrassing.

>>151363216
Winning or losing I hate this shit. Fucking adhd shit. Let the crowd build and release tension organically.

>>151363241
sea sneks sneaked up on em

>>151363247
no chance against my alcoholic ass

>>151363241
THEY LOOK TO BE PLAYING TIGHT...like they are afraid of making a mistake. also why in the fuck cant anyone hit a changeup or slider

what i actually meant was simply asking if it's as big of a deal as in the states, like is traveling home for dinner almost mandatory
but of course small man syndrome cucknadians had to take it as a slight

>>151363255
Wouldn't ozempic hurt their power tho?
Also how is ozempic allowed but roids aren't?

>>151363246
king Julian tf are you doing here?

bluds infested with jeets and wants to get uppity kek

>>151363270
were not talkin kraft were talkin 5 cheeses and bread crumbs and shit

>>151363246
>Madagascar

>>151363241
M's are hitting more home runs, same reason any team wins in these gay sport these days.

>>151363270
Yeah well you know that's just like uh your opinion, man.

>be leaf
>deny holocaust
>go to jail

>>151363250
It's the best time to be racist now because there's more opportunity to flex that muscle.

Wadimere needs to redeem da homeron saar

>>151363278
prove it. send me some piss right now

>>151363270
this post is embarrassing. good mac with the right cheeses clears

>>151363250
>It must suck to be racist down there.

No it's the best because they can't arrest you for it. Meanwhile it will be a crime to eat cow in New India in 5 years lmao

Are the Mariners actually better than the Stankees or do we just not hate them this much?

>>151363272
Exactly. It's super retarded.

>>151363160
back in the day you guys used to be revered as the nicest people around. now you're all just niggers/poos

>>151363270
I think only black people do this. Or white trash. I’ve never had Mac & cheese for thanksgiving, the closest thing would be my grandma’s cheesy scalloped potatoes.

cheesefag dropped the hat gimmick and is depressed

>>151363241
are you watching today game...the mariners are not scared and are playing free and having fun

reminder: even without the 1st inning 3 run HR the mariners would still be up

LOL

>>151363312
aight brb

>>151363270
yes, you are right. this is correct.

>>151363241
we just played 15 innings 2 nights ago

>>151363321
Yankees were exposed as frauds and Jays got complacent.

Polanco slap!

>>151363174
The biggest issue is how dry it can get if you fuck it up but that can be largely mitigated with a 24 hour wet brine.

>>151363197
You’re gonna be saying that in Cancun

>>151363317
The "Canada is Indian" is a meme. A lot of the Indians are temporary workers and not even citizens if you care about such things.

>>151363330
ok i kinda feel sad not gonna lie

>>151363328
>I’ve never had Mac & cheese for thanksgiving
sorry your grandma hated you

>>151363270
denying yourself of pleasure in moderation because you consider it "childish" is a clear signifier of insecurity and immaturity

>>151363328
Yes those are quite good.

>>151363343
>24 hour wet brine.
this guy gets it
my turkey was always average until I did that shit

>>151363317
>they can't arrest you for it.
Isnt there a guy sitting in jail for the next 2 months in the states right now because he posted memes
usa is just as cooked as we are

>>151363345
'Daaaaaaaaa Yankees Lose'

>>151363330
damn...

>>151363328
Yeah Mac and Cheese is a poverty side dish. We have scalloped potatoes at Thanksgiving.

>>151363335
can i get a fact check

I love science, nintendo, jomboy, smashburgers, fangraphs, IPAs, baseballsavant, elden ring, the sandlot, the criterion collection, and the seattle freakin mariners

Naylor thinking about what to have for dinner

For me it’s pumpkin pie

>>151363368
>7-3=4
math checks out

>>151363373
Based janus films knower.

>>151363324
>niggers/poos
The majority of your population bellow the age of retirement age are nonwhite. Rocks and glass houses.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

oof madone

GOOOOONEEEEE

>>151363378
creampie me any day

>>151363307
i'm burping my jars right now and the whole house smells amazing

HOW BAD WERE THE YANKEES

JOSH NAYLOR FUCKS YA

Its so over

DAAAAA YAA-ACK

>>151363378
sweet potato pie...black folk got this one right

>>151363373
Based….so fucking zased….

holy shit its over

Will Naylor get his citizenship revoked?

OH NO NO NO NO

MARINERS ON FIRE

blue jays are getting blown the fuck out

Nayled

NAAAAAAAYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOR FOR 2
JOSH NAYLOR
>JOSH NAYLOR
JOSH NAYLOR
>JOSH NAYLOR
JOSH NAYLOR
>JOSH NAYLOR
JOSH NAYLOR
>JOSH NAYLOR
JOSH NAYLOR
>JOSH NAYLOR
JOSH NAYLOR
>JOSH NAYLOR
SEA SNEKS SNEAKIN UP ON YA

Big Josh

Nailed it

Now its over for the Blue Jays

Blue Jays pitching today

IF I COULD FLY
I'D PICK YOU UP
AND TAKE YOU INTO THE NIGHT

blue jays pitching is AWFUL

hahaha oh boy. touch em all
final NAYL in the coffin

>>151363373
Metroidvania soils likes for me
>Josh Nailed’er

I will be buying a switch 2 and pokemon ZA. Thank you based Mariners.

it is now exponentially more over than it was previously

Jays are mentally already in Seattle

I'm going to play Battlefield now. Fuck this.

KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB

TROONRONTO BLOW GAYS
KEK KEK KEK

>>151363411
yeah sent him back to Janimica

>>151363378
for me it's pecan pie

Time to turn this one off. It’s been a good season blue jays. Maybe they can turn it around in Seattle but I doubt it

More RUNS for the RUNS GOD!

G

Why did the Jays play the Yankees like it was the world series?

>>151363427
damn that was at the heart of the plate

RAKED

>>151363343
more of an overnight dry brine and spatchcock guy myself

>>151363416
BTFO since 1st inning it was only a matter of time for the Canadian choke to present itself

Naylor? I didn't even know her!

>>151363424
sensible chuckle

>>151363427
that was very quick good work fren

>>151363438
is battlefield 6 good?

>>151363399
How about a cupcake?

>>151363434
more like pokemon zutt lol

English SENSEI, is this phenomenon called rape?

>>151363463
>spatchcock
ball knower

>>151363391
still proved my point. nothing worth of value up there no more. enjoy the offseason, faggot!

I play Nintendo games I am a Mariners fan

melty

>>151363475
sorry white boy, i take them black

It's okay, the Blue Jays have three home games after this.

>>151363427
Mariners have the fastest clipper folks, I came into the thread and said wow that was a fast clip

Nintendo always wins baby

BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOO

>>151363482
kekini

>>151363482
the fucking rangers tag KEK

>>151363474
Yes.

>>151363493
hes at the game

>>151363482
DAAAAAAAAAAA

can sportsnet just re-air the yankees series this week?

>>151363347
Stop lying. I was in B.C. this summer.

Have people started leaving yet?

/mlb/ told me that both the Mariners and Tigers were shit and would get swept by the unstoppable Blue Jays.

looks like the mariners will be resigning naylor instead of suarez

Baseball is such a fickle thing. Just last week these guys were on top of the world, and now this. How can you not love this retarded sport?

>>151362696 (OP)
>laffs thought it was their year

>>151363498
it's NOT looking good those 300,000+ gaystroons are losing it

>>151363507
TROONronto BLOWGAYS KEK!!!

You guys said jays will sweep mariners.

Let's go Mariners

>>151363481
this u?

>>151363522
No one stopping Marner he is taking his revenge on Toronto.

I am loving all of these crowd shots. They are prime webm material.

Is anyone else here, going to game 3?

FWIW this good rivas ab is why mitch got pulled.

the nintendo logo is so jarring. why didnt they make it match the uniforms? just transparent with the a white switch 2 logo would have looked just fine and been just as visible. the red is so ugly. bad call nintendo marketing team

>Josh Naylor is the FIRST Canadian-born @MLB player to homer in the Postseason as a visiting player in Canada.
A good ol' Ontario boy.

>>151363522
Don’t listening to Canadian flags ever.

I was told by a coworker that the Blue Jays are the best team in the league right now. He told a fib

USA
USA
USA
USA

Palworld really isn't that good tbdesu.

lol cmon that was not a strike

Msbros won the NLDS right before Minus The Bear performed in Vegas on Friday night. Was very kino, especially when they did the whole
>We’re Minus the Bear from
Seattle Washington

>>151363550
I like to think of them ans nazi arm bands

If the Mariners win the whole thing they need to be investigated, same with 2023.

>>151363407
lol lmao

>>151363553
they were the 1st seed if that's what he meant

>>151363544
Marner is only good in low intensity hockey. He easily gets shut down in physical and intense games because he's a whinny little bitch.

>>151363490
He got on base 5 times that game.

>>151363551
plays the game right! a real meat and tatters player

Why are the umps still in the tank for the jays? You're devastating your reputation for a team that's gonna lose anyway. Fucking 5-2 walk.

>>151362888
>T-t-that wasn't Canada!
Canada is an extension of those Anglos. That being said fuck the blue jays lol.

And now we burn through their bullpen and guarantee a sweep

GG EZ

I’m undecided on purchasing Pokemon Legends ZA for my Nintendo Switch 2 but if the Mariners win this game I might just do so.

>>151363550
>>151363562
What he said brother -HH

>>151363572
whose this? got any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?

It's not over, it just never began

Hinch resigned on multiple year deal per Tigers

>the entire 5 year plan for pokemon leaks today
>switch 2 sales are sky high
>Mariners win
>3 days away from ZA selling a shit ton
NINTENDOMINATION

DAAAAAA BLOW GAYS LOSE!

This home plate ump is the worst I've seen in a while jeez

>>151363571
Vegas has a shit ton of talent they just need him to move the puck and pass it and that's all he will do.

>>151363585
that guy loves nascar and bud light

>>151363573
And did this win them the baseball game?

AMERIUMP ZONE

LMAO HOLY SHIT

Springer and Vladdy will turn this game around

>>151363600
those japs are wacky

IT'S TORONTOVER

>>151363605
Yeah.

Tonight's drunken cope slop is turkey bacon burgers with bread and butter pickles, Sriracha, mayo and ketchup. Turkey patties have garlic powder, salt, and Sriracha in them and using some nice sesame buns. If I'm still hungry I'll have pizza pops for dessert. Jays are more cooked than these burgers lmfao

get this bum off the mound

>>151363587
Abigail Ratchford and no for either evacuating actions.

I’m from Canada and I’m gay and love having sex with men.

>>151363593
can't keep them based boys from consooming!

Mariners are just stat padding at this point. How do canadians cope with this?

>>151363611
>get 20 pitches over two games called their way
Looks fine to me
>1 pitch is borderline and goes against
These fucking umps, eh?

Rocktober is still possible

IS THIS PHILLY OR TORONTO?

Do it for America

noone on here had sex meanwhile i have 500 hoes on call but keeping seething about the yanks retards

>>151363600
the way he throws balls to the pitcher is kinda kino though
you can tell he enjoys that part of the job

I'm from Winnipeg I was never a Jays fan

>>151363633
damn.

>burning through relievers to defend losing 9-3
what do you call this strategy?

>gaple queefs lost earlier
>blow gays fall flat in game 2
>hopefully grandma didn't overcook the turkey

>>151363630
Sounds good anon.

>>151363560
>Minus the Bear
I saw them in like 2003 at el corazon with piebald and my chem lmao

Manfred made the call. No Leaf teams allowed in the WS.

just hit a grand slam please, end us

>>151363630
Too drunk to remember to attach pic lmfao fuck me in my goat ass

>>151363661
i still call it the off ramp

chris asshitt is back

>>151363662
It's been blatant umpball for the Gays all series, they're just too shitty for it to matter

>>151363630
>reddit dinner

>>151363655
A cry for help

>AL West teams have been in 4 of the last 5 world series
How is this division so dominant?

>dodgers thought they ran Japan
>mariners winning is going to net Nintendo billions this week

The real world series this year was the ALDS. Detroit looked way better than this.

Why are the Jays not at least using Scherzer or Bassitt in bullpen. Why are they using all these rookie relievers that have never played a postseason game before.

never heard of em but
>band where every guy is in their 40s wearing western snap shirts
nah im good

>>151363666
>digits
Satan drives a hard bargain. Beat the Yankees, but at the cost of humiliation.

>>151363667
>two burgers
fatass

>>151363666
i dont want to jinx it but it kinda feels like they already ended you

CALL. BEFORE. YOU. DIG.

>>151363680
>implying leddits can cook let alone warm up something in an oven

im a mariners fan from seattle chances wifey wwill let me out of my cage tonight?

>>151363667
toast them buns boy

>skubal
>0-4 vs Mariners

lol
leemo even

Daaaaaa Yankees lose haha remember? Remember that guys?

is there any recovery after this game

Why do they cut to commercial break without even showing the mound visit or formally announcing the pitching change?
I swear this corporate advertising schtick gets greedier and greedier every year.

>>151363692
what are you a little girl?

>>151363703
I did using the broil setting on my toaster oven

holy shit I took a shower and it went from 6-3 to 9-3 with bases loaded. what the HECK is goin on with the Birds?

>>151363634
Just say you’re from canada

i don't like this crap

>>151363628
Oh. I forgot.

>>151363711
no, just cope

>>151363688
Because crafty veterans have shitty Whiff% and ERA+. You don’t need experience in the postseason, you need guys the computer says are good in a vacuum.

>>151363714
lmao the dodgers are going to sweep the brewers

>>151363646
i actually have an above average amount of sex

>>151363667
>ketchup
what are you 6?

MIDNIGHT ON A BEACH IN THE MEDITERRANEAN

blast it crawford!

>>151363667
some villagio italian buns?

>>151363661
They were incredible, absolutely immaculate set. Lots of mariner hats in the crowd too, I was watching extras with some couple waiting for the prior band to play.

>>151363720
why were you in the shower for that long

>>151363591
Tiggers deserved to lose the 'DS. Once a cheater, always a cheater. And Detoilet making him their manager makes them complicit. Same with Boston and Cora.

Tough series Toronto, how's that 1993 remat- WHAT THE FUCK!

>>151363682
its just all astros and rangers

>>151363666
You will walk in runs or throw meatballs.

>>151363719
>broil setting
based

>>151363738
AND I MISS YOU

hey buddy i have a family so i USED to have sex

>>151363647
He helps out the catchers a lot. Even runs way out of his way to grab the catcher's face mask when he tossed it to chase a pop up foul.

Seems like a nice guy, but he's terrible and calling balls/strikes. Probably a Canuck.

>>151363709
DAAA YANKEES LOOSE lol
DAAA YANKESS LOOSE

>>151363746
Yessir

>>151363701
If your meal takes more that 3 words to describe its reddit. The pic does look pretty good tbqhwycanfam

>>151363688
Lmao never mind looks like they are giving Bassitt a try.

These canucks are cooked. Anyway, where is the dodgers thread?

>>151363714
Mfer got psycho eyes

is a team allowed to forfeit?
or is that not a rule?

Polo is your daddy

>>151363738
>>151363762
EVEN HERE TAKING IT ALL IN

jp sacflyford :)

>>151363682
How else did it take so fucking long for the Mariners to win the division again?

>>151363775
you sound like you're 6

gotta do what ya gotta do

10 spot!

>>151363709
Yeah that was still funny as fuck 2bh

DROPPED A MOTHERFUCKING 10 SPOT ON THESE LEAFS

kek that Asian dude is NOT having a good time

Lol at that random Asian Jays fan.

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>>151361698

>seething Chinese in stands
pottery

that guy is seething

right where we want em

oh no no no no

>>151363650
I’m from Winnipeg too and Jays are the only choice the Twins are even more sad unfortunately

>>151363682
>How is this division so dominant?

>>151363749
>he doesn't spend an hour on the porcelain throne before spending 30 minutes showering
grim

>>151363819
this sport is too random to rig so these things do be happening

REAL NEW THREAD
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>>151363818
nobody wants to go back to your failed thread bro

>>151363827
Lol at that poojeeta

>>151363600
Wtf is that?