Thread 151362772

Matchday 3 of concakino qualifiers
>today
Honduras vs Haiti 7pm ET
Costa Rica vs Nicaragua 9pm ET
>tomorrow
Curacao vs Trinidad 6pm ET
Jamaica vs Bermuda 7pm ET
Panama vs Suriname 8pm ET
El Salvador
vs Guatemala 9pm ET

allez... nicaragua et haiti ?

groups

>>151362786
Nicargua can still qualify or get playoffs but it would take a lot going right for that to happen. Haiti have a good chance though if they beat honduras tonight

>>151362816
let's go

>Suriname
>Guatemala
>Curacao
>Nicaragua

love me some debutants

>>151362902
>>151362910
>Nicaragua
kek no. '>we' fucking suck

>>151363350
didn't know palma left celtic

>>151362772 (OP)
We better beat fucking Suriname convincingly, I'm tired of seeing our team playing down to competition.

>>151363525
Yeah he hasn't been there for a bit now

Unexpected easy win.

>>151365570
ticos thought the same last month
>>151365518
could be worse you could be like us and play down to everyone because our duel nats don't respect the difficulty of the region

I'm glad but choco scored so it's overall still a loss

>>151365624
Big difference between 2-0 and 3-0

>game is 3-0
What went so wrong with Haiti

>making Hondurass look competent
this entire group is utter shit, including CR.

>>151366342
1804

Good game, still some sloppy defense and offense down the stretch. Maybe Nicaragua doel us a solid.

Choco lozano will cost us in the long run as he always does. It's just a matter of time

guess its over for haiti. costa rica seem so bad now I'm not sure if they would beat honduras for them to still get first

>>151368048
Haiti can still get 2nd place, actually even first place isn't crazy.

>>151368220
Costa Rica will beat hondunegros
Trust

>>151368220
>Haiti can still get 2nd place
I know but they lost their 3+ gd so they'll probably end up having to beat Nicaragua by a lot

>>151368461
They are at home at least, same for CR.

Keeeeeeek

COME ON CHAPINES SCORE SOM FUCKIN GOLES

>conceding to nicaragua again
>>151368584
yeah, hopefully they play in DR instead of barbados or something so they can at least get a decent crowd. Although they do seem to fill the small stadium at barbados sometimes

Fuck this lazy team
Only when they're against the wall they do something

NICACARAGUA ON SUICIDE WATCH

N I G G A H O W

rip murillo

the downfall of costa rica needs to be studied

what is he doing

sovl

>>151370712
This is the level of futbol we might see in the WC btw

damn

Hang this goalkeeper

nicaragua could've probably been one of those annoying teams that grind out a draw if their keeper wasn't so dumb

That goalkeeper was pure ass poor guy

Do anyone else think the Nicaragua GK sold out? Nicaragua was practically out before the game

>>151373320
i think he's just bad and inexperienced he's only 22 according to google

bump

We play tonight
It’s rainy

>>151382360
I heard you guys tried to keep the suriname team up

>>151382444
>Play dancehall to a Caribbean country
What where they even thinking

>28 teams have qualified for the World Cup
>still 20 spots left

14 will be decided in November (11 UEFA, 3 CONCACAF)
6 will be decided in March 2026 (4 UEFA, 2 Interconfederation Playoffs)

it's too much isn't it
who's actually going to watch Curacao vs Uzbekistan

>>151382557
more importantly, who's going to pay 200 dollars per ticket to attend that in the middle of the USA

>>151382570
at 12pm on a boiling hot Tuesday

>>151382444
our social media ridiculed and bullied the perpetrators

>>151382570
Bold of you to assume we’re not gonna get grouped in Mexico or Canada

>>151382511
tbf they aren't an island you can't blame them for thinking it would work
>>151382570
I thought tickets were starting in the 1000s

>>151382655
do Jamaicans like cricket or football more?

>>151382661
They’re more of a running nation

room has been carrying that curacao defense this window
>>151382661
football. The oldheads like cricket though but interest in the sport has kinda died in the country. I never see anyone my age talk about cricket but everyone on the street will be laughing when man utd lose a game

>>151382686
do Panamanians like beisbol or futbol more?

>>151382702
guess that explains why the Windies have been so terrble for the last decade or so
sad!

>>151382719
if it makes you feel better the lesser antillies countries and guyana still seem to care judging from the full stadiums I see of the occasional cpl clips

>>151382711
Baseball, but footy is a close second

>>151382702
>room has been carrying that curacao defense this window
He doesn't even have a club right now kek

CURAHOW?!

could we make this a thing? we could spam it when curacao scores a goal and stuff

>can't string 2 passes together against bermuda
The curacao loss couldn't have broke them that bad. I really wished people stopped overrating this team just because a few of them play in the championship

based spicer

>>151383105
They aren't really a high scoring team so that's to be expected they don't really have a good forward but they're really good defensively and attacking on the wings on the counter

Is Managua a good city for tourism?

>>151383294
At least they're creating chances I guess

Jamaica with teh quick 1-2 punch

There’s an obscene amount of traffic right now and I don’t know if I’ll make it home to watch the start of the game
Fuck this country’s traffic
Fuck cars
Fuck gasoline

>>151383460
We wish we had a metro

>>151383563
In it’s current phase it’s pretty much worthless since most of the population live in areas that are not connected to metro stations
You still need a vehicle transportation and there’s no such thing as sidewalks

need a goal on kurac trinidad game for 18000 euros win lmao im about to have a heart attack (im not cashing out)

>>151382711
We’re a beisbol and boxing nation
Futbol is mainly played by kids in poor areas of the capital city and in colon mainly

CAM ON CURACAO
SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS

>>151383744
or don't

looks like raeGAY boys are going to the world cup

>>151383888
we still have to beat curacao on the last day. And trinidad hates us so I wouldn't say we've won that one already either

>>151382711
1. Baseball
2. Soccer
3. Boxing
4. Track and Field

>>151383351
>visiting cities in central america
you're doing it wrong, my man. the beaches and rainforests are what you should be visiting

>>151383946
>Baseball
Where do people watch Baseball? I feel like I see most people playing soccer. Baseball is not even an option as a sport in the top high schools.

>>151384150
It's more regional, and the top high schools hardly focus on sports we're not America. Go to Rod Carew in April and you'll see teams from everywhere in the country.

goal for netherlands B

>>151384408
>the top high schools hardly focus on sports we're not America
They do have their leagues for other sports though. Look at Kiwanis for Football and Liga10 for soccer for example. They are established leagues where the best schools compete against each other.

Go Ahead Eagle's very own Margaret!

can a nigga get a stream?

>>151384537
Based webm Jamaicanon

>>151384554
nice header kek

>>151384534
Panama game is being shown on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjt5Kj5RsKM
>>151384537
>>151384554
based webm

>>151384532
>>151384490
its canover
>>151384534
https://streamed.pk/watch/panama-vs-suriname-4497740/alpha/1
youtube on the concacaf channel has better quality if you have a vpn

>>151384554
Lel

We're so shit

>>151384677
SOVL

Unc still got it

UMMMMM

>>151384510
I see that on COS, they also have the Little League and high school tournament for baseball

Oof, that should have been a 2nd goal for Suriname

Panama's CB don't know how to cope with Suriname's rotating false-9

>>151384510
>established leagues
lmao those are newly established (at least for liga 10) and are for rich kids or wannabe rich kids
>kiwanis football is an established league
What the fuck am I reading

>half the track is in darkness
lmao

When the Suriname goalkeeper was young, he was working as security as a big electronics store. One time he ran after a thief and got stabbed

>>151385055
Such is life in the tropics

>>151385093
Life ain't easy in wild jungles of Breda

>>151385116
>i came from the hood
>the hood

free kick of the year

Almost fucked the keeper up

Keeper is hard-carrying kek

Goddamn this dutch keeper is a wall

GYATT

Half-time slags (of Surinamese descent)

kek

>>151384726
for now until he plays a decent team

>>151385367
el salvador was racist, panama tries to keep them up and they just keep winning

VAMOS MI GUATEEEEEEEEEEE

Didn’t these two retards went to war over a football match or was that Honduras

>>151385455
honduras

>>151362772 (OP)

Sometimes I forget how bad the concacaf is. It's a wonder how good Mexico is despite being in such a bad region. It's like we get to beat the US every few years for the gold cup. Boring!

el SEXO

>>151385596
How to get a Panamanian girl, thick in all the right places, as a tall green-eyed white Dutch dude?

this is comical

>>151385628
speak passable spanish and just feed her drinks

Someone dope-check this GK

call me ismael

No hay sleccion centroamericana mas pecho frio que Panama.

>>151385909
>t. Malding hondunegro still mad after getting jobbed by Panama at home for the 2018 qualifiers
Many such cases!

>>151385850
he's just that guy

>>151385931
Both 2018 and 2022 teams were terrible, this one is too btw, so that is to be expected, but Panama has repeatedly bottled qualifiers which they should have easily gone through.

Kek that dive

>>151386004
> repeatedly bottled qualifiers which they should have easily gone through.
lmao hondunegro have you seen our league or stadiums
If you would you wouldn’t say “easily go through”

On the other hand your country has played this shit their entire existence

You should qualify every year or at least have a performance like Costa Rica in a World Cup instead of getting raped every time you participate

Lmao, Boëtius actually has a cap for the Dutch senior team too

>Canadian Refs

This shit is so ass.

nice pass, suriname

it’s either a gifted penalty
or it’s either a Suriname own goal

>>151386279
this smells like a KWAB on our part bro

>151385573
>mexico
>good
>we
shit bait, not even worthy of a (you). ywnbam

why are they chanting USA?

>>151385779
Panamanian girls are extremely high-maintenence, aren't they?

>>151386284
It most definitely is
This team hasn’t been playing well in a while. Hondunegros showed us our place last gold cup and the copa América before was a fluke
This whole country thought this generation was good because they beat the worst Costa Rica in 30 years like 4 straight games (non qualifier games I might add)

>>151386418
We use US Dollars here so yes

Bring back moustaches

UNCAF needs to be nuked from
Orbit for allowing literal who islands to BTFO them like this and not do anything to improve themselves.

>>151386550
When did Suriname become an island?

LONDOÑO

>>151386550
>american education

kek

Not even a punishable handball in the first place

>>151386567
More importantly why are South America teams playing in CONCACAF?
>Because they regionally and culturally identify as-
None of that shit please.

>>151386612
>*chicano education

>>151386633
>why haven’t u given us our free pen

>>151386644
Is this your first World Cup qualifier?
Nigga just watch the shitshow in UEFA
You got exposed there’s no unexposing

>yellow card to the coach
lmao

BASED REF

why do they keep chanting USA

>>151386633
>when i look into your eyes

>>151386673
What shitshow? Genuine question.
And you think I give a shit about where Suriname and shit are from? I said what I said, UNCAF should be nuked from orbit for allowing shitters as such to beat them lmao it changes nothing.

>>151386713
The likes of Suriname have gotten much better recently because they started handing out sport-passports to players instead of just relying on their own.

WHY ARE THEY CHANTING USA,

No era

>>151386713
>And you think I give a shit about where Suriname and shit are from?
No, I genuinely don’t because you’re some illiterate American
It’s just funny how you tried to back off but it just didn’t work

vaxx'd status?

Het is voorbij...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Poor Suriname

Getting scored by Guatemala and Panama in the last minutes

we didn’t lose, yay!

Maybe next world cup bros...

>>151386732
This is happening around the Caribbean as well. I know curaçao was doing this and some CFU member (I don’t know if it was Montserrat or French Guyana) was doing this as well. Though at the same time all of the Central American Teams have gotten worse as well.

>>151386824
‘ok’

Man, I dont think a single underdog won today across any confederation, how boring

TROLLBAR

>>151386896
French guiana maybe, Montserrat has to do it since they only have 2000 odd people on that island the rest are in england

Gg all of you

GG Suriname

>>151387002
Cute perro

>>151386878
>balboa de lata
ngmi

>>151387017
VAMOS LPM
VAMOS GUATE
EL SUEÑO ESTÁ INTACTO

sorry for taking so long my vpn was being a pain

>>151387017
>El rancho cagado y orinado de El SHITvador

>>151387017
Based
Fuck Bukele
Fuck salvanegros

>>151387067
>vpn
U mean ur not in jamaica mon?
Bomboclat

>>151386644
>None of that shit please.
What else are you expecting to hear then? Turkey, kazahkstan, azebaijan and georgia all play in eufa instead afc for the same reason

>>151387017
The state of the field
>>151387087
Letting him get that open on what potentially is the biggest game in Suriname history

>>151387103
I use vpn to record the streams on concacaf yooutube through obs. vpn kept giving me netherlands and suriname and curacao games are blocked there

>>151387087
Retard GK made that shit erroneous pass that led to the goal

All that good effort for almost nothing

>>151387123
I trust Suriname to do better than Panama in their remaining games not gonna lie, I have faith

>>151387123
they were about to transition into attack tbf vaesson just made a poor clearance and gave the ball back to panama

>>151387170
I think neither shall pass
We will get jobbed by Guatemala away and our former coach that coaches now for El Salvador will make us his cuck
I think it’s either between guate or el salvanegro tbhwy desu senpai

>>151387103
you can use VPNs to bypass region locks for free streams on Youtube and other websites. I use VPNs to watch F1 and UFC

>>151387199
I don't think el salvador are getting another win desu, only good guy on their team is gil and even if he does score the defense will still let him down. I can see guate sneakily stealing first though

>>151387260
Don’t underestimate the power of el bolillo
He’s the only one capable of making our shitters advance to a WC in a qualifiers with usa and mexico

>>151387199
> former coach that coaches now for El Salvador will make us his cuck
Trust me when I say this, El Salvador is not winning another match. Gil is playing well today, and Ordaz is trying but the rest of the squad is literal shitters. Like genuine, bottom of the barrel, shitters.

off the line, damn

>>151387306
They should’ve beaten us last match


Were any of you guys watching

>we draw last minute
>guatemala wins or they draw
so basically nothing happened
christiansen is one lucky mf

>>151387319
Yes I watched that match. El Salvador has no forwards. Yes there was some flukey refball and Canadian ref-ing is absolute dogwater, but El Salvador genuinely sucks. They are losing to fucking Guatemala. They’ve never lost to them. They couldn’t even grasp a point against Passport Bros Suriname while Guatemala could salvage it.

>>151387352
I think that you think there is an abysmal difference level between concashitters when it’s actually not that way

But that’s just my theory

>>151387352
We didn't salvage shit. Suriname tied it in the last minute on a lucky volley. El Salvador has lost to us literally dozens of times we just don't play in qualifiers that often.

Like literally there are teams that don’t compete in FIFA that could qualify or make a good run for it like Guadeloupe

It’s like you guys have never watched a gold cup before

>>151387330
Didn't see the match. Would you say a draw between you and Suriname was a fair result overall?

>>151387381
I think there are levels to this, but in the grand scheme of things they are all shit. We can all agree about them all being shit.

I’ve watched El Salvador for years and they have, genuinely, gotten collectively worse each time. The only slight improvement some could make is that they make it to the third round but that’s about it.

>>151387146
Bombo

Clat

>>151387425
Maybe
Panama played well and missed many chances the first couple of minutes
Then Suriname did the job
We just held in there but didn’t really look like we had a clear chance since the first half

>>151387410
> El Salvador has lost to us literally dozens of times we just don't play in qualifiers that often.

Well I meant in Qualifying. In friendlies it’s different, same with the gold cup.

What went wrong and can they still salvage it? I expected goup a to be tough for panama but the ticos shocked me with poor they've been

>>151387518
>hire incompetent manager one after another since you fired the guy who took you to heaven in 2014
>team goes to shit because there is never a complete process
Many such cases!

>>151387518
Both them and Curacao have the same schedule so they just have to get better results, they can definitely beat El Salvador and probably can beat Guatemala
Basically it'll come down to who chokes on the last break, because one of them definitely will, it is Concakino after all

>>151387416
Martinique is the team that'd regularly qualify if they were allowed to compete in the WC, Guadeloupe are hit-and-miss

>>151387416
> Like literally there are teams that don’t compete in FIFA that could qualify or make a good run for it like Guadeloupe
Ya that’s part of the problem. UNCAF has allowed them all to catch up. Set aside nationalism of each country within it but allowing literal non FIFA affiliated teams to not only compete but look good is the issue. Yes you have passport bros as mentioned but even then letting it happen within a decade and not improving is also part of the problem.

>>151387585
>UNCAF has allowed them all to catch up.
Guadeloupe made the gold cup semis in 2007
T&T was a force in 2002
Jamaica was good then
I’d suggest some lecture

EL SALVADOR IS NOTHING BUT A BITCH ASS ANTI FOOTBALL COUNTRY!

>>151387544
>2014
anon...
also bolillo was shit he just got lucky because of the rigged goal we had against costa rica because conCACA is too poor to afford goal line technology

>>151387640
T&T and Jamaica are Powerhouses in the Caribbean. You could argue the same for Haiti. Those aren’t who I’m talking about.

I’m talking about Guadeloupe, Curaçao, the Dominican Republic, ffs El Salvador couldn’t even beat PUERTO RICO.
That’s what I’m specifically talking about.

>>151387657
I meant CR dummy not us
We are the opposite
We stick with coaches even if they are complete shit and it makes no sense

>>151387701
I’m talking about Guadeloupe too which is why I mentioned they have performed better in a gold cup (over 18 years ago) than lel salvador has done their whole existence

Name one Salvador player that isn’t mágico González
Name one Guatemalan player who isn’t pescadito Ruiz
You can’t
It’s not that hard to top that

>>151387576
>Basically it'll come down to who chokes on the last break, because one of them definitely will
for some reason I feel like that would most likely be us
>>151387655
at least the cuscatlan is cool

>>151387734
Literally take us for example
Before the year 2000 no one cared or gave a fuck about this sport
Now 18 years later and we made a WC and over performed those countries in gold cup results and copa america
Same thing with Canada

>>151387576
Fuck, I meant Suriname
But honestly it applies to Group B too

>>151387702
yeah my bad kek
I just saw that anon praising bolillo and I thought you were doing the same thing

November seems like perfect month because it's our national fucking holidays. We separated from Colombia, we created the symbols, a lady shouted and now by November 18 we'll celebrate a second ticket to the biggest event in sports

>>151387702
>We stick with coaches even if they are complete shit and it makes no sense
I think christensen has done a good enough job to justify sticking by him tbf despite the nations league and gold cup finals failures

>>151387769
>>151387734
That’s because the people in charge of the sport actually started to care. Most of UNCAF that hasn’t happened. Guatemala despite taking a two year ban is as good as they have been, El Salvador has regressed, Honduras ran out of talent while Costa Rica’s talent got old and those have not done anything to improve the situation in their respective places.

You could literally say the above for Mexico and the United States as well. They are much worse than they were in the last 10 years.

>>151387789
I’m just glad we got rid of dely Valdés
Some idiots want him back

Guanacos tongue my anus
Football won today
We're so back

>>151387815
anulo mufa

>>151387851
>actually started to care
I don’t think anyone in Canada cares or here (except for when the NT plays)
Guate (not that much anymore) and the other central american leagues mog us
I just think FIFA splashes more cash into our federations perhaps? Idk
>>151387845
I honestly don’t think it’s his fault most of the time. This time I will put the blame on him because the players he is using are mostly out of form
I blame the media for giving the players too much ego
They’re literally sub IQ guys in their 20s
If they think people think of them as gods they will think they are themselves

>>151387873
For reals, bitch as salvis crying for phantom penalties

>>151387926
>I don’t think anyone in Canada cares or here
I think he means the federations which in canada's case is true. Jessie Marsch isn't the type of appointment you make if you're a federation that don't care and they've been putting effort into improving their domestic football with the cpl and canada cup. The players definitely care now too and canada are the only ones in CUM actually trying to get serious friendlies to play in preparation for the world cup instead of playing uzbekistan or something. The only major flaw with the canadian fa is that they're broke

Puta, al fin

Who won

>>151388818
fifa

>>151392139
Yardie bro, why you guys, you know a good place to get some red snapper?

brehs...

>>151393580
Press S to spit

Was the El Salvador national team perpetually cursed by God because Magico Gonzales SA'd a minor in the 90s?

I hope Guatemala qualifies

>>151392218
I don't really eat fish desu so I couldn't answer you on that
>>151393580
just beat el salvador 6-0, how hard could it be?

>>151414704
WE CAN'T SCORE FOR SHIT

>>151414923
We just need to tell the old farts to un retire
I’m sure they could score against former salvadorian gangbangers

>>151414923
Is the game on, right now Panama bro?

>>151415941
nah, I'm just venting.

>>151416113
Please let Guatemala win

>>151419857
How does 0-0 sound?

>>151422530
Nah, give them a meme 1-0 Guatemala win pls.

>>151422557
Let's meet down the middle and make it 1-1, all our games seemingly end like that

>>151424199
No, Guatemala needs a big win to stay in the race