Thread 151365211

>laffs
previously on /hoc/ >>151359052

Who was in net for the leafs?

this is the thread

>l3ffs
>l3ffs
>l3ffs

lot of nuckies puck watching there

byfield is in the jail cell again.

>>151365257
Stolarz

I’m surprised Gary is letting the Blackhawks Mammoths game run usually he just simulates these ones

Finally, the bad guys will lose tonight. Go Flyers!

panthers suck
cancucks suck
leafs suck

flames pwn ftw

dirty ass kangz, should be two guys going.

>>151365211 (OP)
>>151365312
How the fuck did those bums lose at home , with stolarz in net and out shooting the wings over 2:1?

>>151365353
because theyre the leafs

Kaprizov score :)

my sharkies will beat the canesies

kingsbros... not like this...

>>151365353
They haven’t thought up a new gay catchphrase to replace the core 4 with

SCARRRRRRRRR KITTIES SHORTY

THE FINNISH CONNOR MCDAVID

Uh are you guys watching the wild kings game?

why does xhe rb make 2 threads every time a new one is needed?

>>151365510
No

what the heck garry

>>151365524
retardation. it's rampant these days.

>>151365510
Yes
>>151365550
Nice to see vladdy fitting in well

>>151365550
powerful play

>>151365510
YEAH IT'S WILD

Wow I knew Jean-Luc Grand-Pierre was on their broadcast but I didn't know his voice was so French

>>151365510
Waiting for Wallstedt to collapse in the 2nd

4th quarter
Game on the line
3-2 Count
Who do you wwant making the Shot
McDavid or Guentzal?

>>151365636
Shut your whore mouth.

>>151365702
Michael Jordan, obviously. Best teammate money can buy.

>>151365702
is either of those guys even good at basketball?

nigga think he roenick but he hronek

SHERWOOD

gary once threw me into the saalacc pit

>>151366037

BARS

gary should relegate my nuckies

>>151366092
what's their minor league team again? seattle or something? maybe they should play instead.

>>151365550
wow a 5 on 3 goal, that kaprizov contract is really paying for itself

>>151366141
seethe more softpusy.

what happened to allen

>>151366150
But they sold the land

>>151366150
I should make a day for all of the people of lived in my neighbor's house the past 15 years. Been about 3 families now. They deserve it since, you know, they were the "stewards" of that land a while back.

>>151366150
Let me guess, the towns don’t organize anything so nothing happens that day

(((game management))) thanks gary!

>>151366362
horrid looking family.

>>151366150
kek

for me: it's the sound of a collective "OHHHH!" from the crowd whenever there is a big hit or something massively disappointing just happened on the ice.

ep40 is fucking cooked, somehow even worse this season

>>151366478
i always hate it when the home team cheers when their player gets dropped because they think there is going to be a powerplay, but then there isn't a penalty called so now it just looks like they cheered on their own player getting dropped

>>151366502
My team has never experienced this one...

>>151366492
two seasons in a row where the fourth line is the best line. allvin has got to go. he has set this team back further than tre set the flames back.

Last time I’m betting on the canucks

>>151366492
I hate to say it but he needs Miller to bully him back into form, but Miller is gone now so it's over

never stake your success on swedish fowards or goalies. d only

scarrrrrrrrrr kitties!!

>>151366551
what even is the 1st line now
glad for canucks fans that ep40 is not on it any case

>>151366478

>something massively disappointing just happened on the ice.

The Penguins take to the ice

jackets pp is ASS

BENNETTTT

One hockey journalist who only tells the truth and one hockey journalist who only lies

was walking down the street earlier today and say mike babcock bite a live rat in half while standing at the bus stop

two hockey journalists buried in the same hole in the ground

Where is that gay finn that was just shitting on Bennett

queefer sherwood can't do it all by himself

connor neckguard is a very streaky player he will go like 20 games without doing shit and then suddenly have 10+ points in 4 games. we are in his cold phase now.

>>151366756
Nicky Santoro:
A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.

nathan mackinnon is my pain relief mvp

for me it's ibuprofen

tylenol for me, hoping that a little more autism will convert all of it into the good kind

>>151366931
the suppository kind?

>>151366931
codeine for me

>>151366825
Yeah

>>151366931
i do this as well, got some 2-year old hydrocodein in the bathroom drawer, but I'm afraid to take some with how much booze I drink every night.

>>151366931
Opioids or bust

>>151367060
/hoc/ is a training camp for fentanyl zombies and if I start talking to the guys at the bus stop about the Islanders I will unlock secret dialogue

Canucks need to score some goals to tie this game up

scarrrrrrrr flyers win!

>>151367188

meet me at UBS arena
Gate C we can talk about Matthew Schaefer

BowerBlay

If the Canucks score a couple more goals, they will take the lead and win the game. >>151367206

he can tocc the tocc and he can wocc the wocc

>>151367230
>dirty hit by bennett
>gets scored on 2 seconds later
kek

extended empty net attempt sequences are one of my favorite parts of the game

>>151367292
Wocc the hoc

>>151367264
BussyPlay

>>151367230
Stanley Cup defending in Gary's league

>>151367311
for me it's the scrambling that occurs

Unironically, when does the league step in and do something about Pettersson?
The Swedish grifters era needs to be brought to an end.

most gordy howe hat tricks: rick "unlockitbud" tocchet

GOD DAM THAT PANTHER SQUAD IS ASS

COPE-itard

My Flyers :)

Finnish goaltending is the problem here

lmao three Pettersons. you can't make this shit up

why are there so many

>>151367479
imagine being the lesser known elias pettersson

>>151367479
A lot of Peters in Sweden

>>151367479
There’s a rumor here that Petey is really anxious getting hurt over all the negative attention that he gets online, so that having these other Petterssons is a mental health tool he uses to convince himself everyone is actually talking about EP25 or Marcus.

I focus on the pain

>>151367621
>waiting for wallstedt to collapse in the 2nd
Apologize to your fellow countryman right now.

>>151367656
He’s been doing good :)

flames knights looks like a banger

>>151367701

Hello Fellow Zoomer
It is indeed LIT AF
ON SIGMA

>sit through the first two shit games of the season
>need to take care of things around the house
>miss today Flyers game
>It's the Flyers shit canning the Panther
Maybe I just should just skip this season

nice 5/5 on hokkei bets today. guess it was my lucky day.

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>151367847
doused

2 balds

Here we go kollaps incoming

Is Ryan Smith the best owner in hockey?

I mean, this dude seems to be a fan who just happened to own a team (two counting the Jazz) and he seems super duper committed to.

Delta Center seems like it’s getting a bunch of updates and the players seem to like him too.

>>151368063
Good job, faggot.

>>151368134
it was really weird how everyone kept complaining about some sight lines in the delta center when the yotes were playing in a college rink and were bouncing rent checks to their regular arena.

Well at least the Canucks hit McDavid tonight

My penguins ):

I’ve just gotten word that the new Stars alternates will look like the 99’ jerseys and I feel like /hoc/ manifested that.

I like it when the goalie does a little circle down to the corner after giving up a goal. I call it "the autism roundabout".

Yeah I'm convinced Sabres gonna win the lottery I just feel bad for the kid desu

>>151368553
i did that

>>151367401
He's been raped right?

>>151368638
surely gary wouldn't give another generational talent to a loser team, he has to have learned his lesson from mcdavid

>>151368648
This retard is so bad that Calgary won't give Dustbin Wolf a day off

>>151368679
groped at the very least

>>151368648
Based. I think this same way every day.

>Stop being fed PPs
>Offense evaporates
minnesota mild

>>151368738
seethe more softpusy

why does rick tocchet like zegras more than michkov

>>151368738
i would simply stop committing penalties against teams with big pp

>>151369008
Because Rick Tocchet is a retard that thinks it is still 2004

>>151369008
he'll never forgive michkov for what he said about dump n' chase

gary sure loves his OT and SO this year, huh?

>>151369103
me too

Absolutely

>mild

>>151369283
seethe more softpusy

>That boy is corrupt
>Get PTSD on the daily
>He sure fucked me up
>And yes I'm talking 'bout your baby

>(((gary))) sucking off the kangz again
hockey viewership down again in LA or something?

inb4 "it was 3-0"

I genuinely couldn’t tell from that sequence if the wilds penalty kill is good (they stood there and did nothing) or if the kings PP is that bad (they took shot after shot and nothing went in. Not once was the puck cleared or even touched by a Minnesota player.

Both of these teams suck at shootouts

>>151369626
i think spending an entire 4v3 throwing the puck into each others skates suggests it's the second

The GREAT VALL of ST PAUL

>2 Minnesota babby rival teams win in shootouts
>they face eachother tomorrow
Gary thought I wouldn’t notice that but I did.

Suck hard for Connor Bedard

>>151369886
Good story. Go tell your boifriend about it, faggot.

>>151369939
I just told you though *kisses* you're so silly

>>151370189
you're so fucking gay trb

>>151370218
trb is your boyfriend?

The Church of Gary is our covenant. Our offering is the blood, our faith the conduit

>>151366931
Based same

>>151370266
Go be a fag somewhere else

>>151370365
frig off antisemite

The absolute state of Los Angeles and it's surrounding suburbs Anaheim, San Jose and Las Vegas.

>>151370544
More like the absolute State of Hockey.

>>151370610
Whats wrong with the state of Minnesota?

He's a piece of shit who gave up effort after getting the bag.

>>151370736
Who can blame him when the only veteran he could look up to in his first years on the team was Loui Eriksson.

>>151370736
jt miller was right all along

what's up with the islels

>>151370736
Somehow he manages to have a worse contract than Nurse

>>151370710
A 3-0 lead in the first transforming into a 4-3 SO victory for starters.

Flames record isn’t even that bad we have the same record as some cup contenders now

>>151370864
why are the dumb whores in the background laughing

>>151370987
What else can you do when he's about to be paid $11.6M for 8 years?

>>151370857
They lack scoring and defensive depth.
>>151370864
He's so like his older brother. Every time anything went against him he hanged his head, smashed his stick into the boards, dragged his skate to the bench, looked up and sighed, etc etc. You could see on our coaches faces that they wanted to kill him whenever he did that shit because the rest of the team grit their teeth and tried harder the next shift. But if Emil Pettersson had a bad start of a game he just became worse and worse. Then they shipped his ass to another SHL team halfway into the season. Good riddance I thought, despite us losing a Swedish Championship because Elias Pettersson signed for the team that we shipped his brother too and he was absolutely dominant.

Teams that took fewer shots went 8-2-0 today.

why did the flames lock in wolf long term when dan valdar is playing better?

>>151371085
>muh shots taken

the hot cleaning lady just walked in to clean the bathroom as I was unleashing a devastatingly powerful morning marner

and since the toilet bowls over here don’t have water in them….. it smells like (your team’s city) in here

chances with the 7/10 maronite qt = blown like a 2 goal lead

>>151371101
Cause they are retarded

>>151371101
Because they need him to be good. If he isn't a Vezina calibre goalie they will just end up a shitty bubble team anyway.

just got here what did I m iss?

>>151371371
the starting gun

>>151371371
just gary's usual antics

>>151371163
Vpn on retard

>>151371189
I wish I was a retard

>>151371409
gary is really pulling out all the stops to try to rig it for utah it seems

>>151371416
It was obviously done out of rage when they lost possession. Imagine the amount of screens, buttons and levers Gary has in his lair

>>151371101
goalie contracts are a gamble that you always lose

>>151371481
wym grubauer's contract is a steal of a deal

Every flames contract signed over the summer is ageing like milk it’s time to fire conroy

>>151371622
Wolf made the flames lose the last two games singlyhandly but go off sis

>>151371622
2 fakes in 1 picture das crazy

Bustard cant even get a shot

>>151371642
So what?

>>151371698
He doesn’t win goofy ahhh caseOH blud

>>151371681
he should have picked mikheyevs pocket and scored the empty netter at the end there

>>151371710
Don't care

whole bunch of crap on tomorrow thanks gary

My Debbie’s won (:

>>151365211 (OP)
my wingies

>>151372065
Was the Yzerplan just to never lose to the laffs?

>mountain boys
hehehe

the toronto maple leafs aren't in a playoff spot!

>>151372766
honourary mountain bro

zero remain, all have been tainted by the garypoint

Tax bros...

>>151373122
Kek

>>151373001
Would that even matter?

>>151373059
>texas low
>with their property taxes
nah

im sorry i ever made an identity over myself and my team
but the fallout of my actions are pretty funny

>>151373600
flamesfag?

>>151373600
what does "an identity" mean

>>151373034
retard 2 points for a win 1 garypoint for losing in OT, no garypoints were awarded to those teams

2 garypoints for "winning" in coinflip

>>151373747
nah thats me

Huomenta. The rain is gone

the bruins are, dare i say it, fun to watch

Good morning /hoc/. Hope you enjoyed your Canadian Thanksgiving yesterday! Please give a big round of applause to your final three contestants in this year's KWAB Cup!

>>151374134
calling it now
>shorks 49-33-0
>isles 36-44-2
>sabres 31-50-1

this guy was a fucking monster a decade ago. what happened to him?

>>151374871
Severe ankle injury which needed surgery to replace the tendon
He was never the same after that

>>151374130
They suck but they’re fun

Today's meeting dragged on way too long and I almost Marnered my pants as a result.

Last undefeated teams remaining
>Dallas Stars
>Carolina Hurricanes
>Seattle Kraken
They all play today. Stars v Wild, Canes v Sharks, Kraken v Habs

>>151375080
And they will all remain undefeated it looks like

>>151373539
Yeah a lot of people choose to ignore the fact that states with no income tax usually make up the difference somewhere else with another kind of state tax.

>leafs are 1-2-0
>marner gone, mcdavid never signing
>the window is closing

kek, fuck the leafs

>>151375029
It's embarrassing to get a too many men penalty at the office.

wasn't paying attention and took my melatonin instead of my morning vitamins
this is gonna be me in half an hour driving to work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aicfFxaYVyM

>>151375080
SEA-MTL looks like an over

>>151375206
>inherit a teams of stars who like to hold possession and create offense off the rush
>let one of the stars walk for nothing
>we're gonna be a dump 'n chase, hard forechecking team!
>Nylander why aren't you producing?!
>Matthews why aren't you ever getting the puck?
>we're gonna have to dump 'n chase even harder boys
>Treliving, get me another clunky skater that hits hard but otherwise has 0 hockey sense, minimum age 30 years, oh and make sure to overpay him of course

>>151375080
Idk Sharks have to win eventually don’t they?

flames vs knights
fight the break of dawn

>>151375080
stars is a lock
canes could go either way
kraken is cooked

business idea: if there is ever a point in the season where 1 team is undefeated and 1 team that hasn't won a game, immediately scrap all plans and have them play a game. if the undefeated team loses they have to swap point totals

to the tranny:
when you phonepost using wifi the ip is tied to isp. when you phonepost using an americhad sim the ip is tied to the american cell service. I'm a geezer and have no idea how to evade fourchannel's vpn detection, and I have no interest in learning how.

also:
>laffs

sincerely,
angry abdul

where will matthews force a trade to?

>>151374134
Trying too hard with the forced wrestling memes

>>151375252
>when you realize keefe was the best coach they had

>>151367057
>I'm afraid to take some with how much booze I drink every night.
afraid of what, a good time?

>>151375362
lol get a load of the new guy *jerks thumb in the direction of the compete dork we now have joining us*

Could the Buffalo Sabres of 20 years ago have gone to the SCF and win if they didnt have injuries from every series?

>>151375518
How am I a supposed to know?

>>151375103
in alaska the penalty is being forced to live alongside cavemen

and all the avocados at the store are severely un-ripened

>>151375518
I miss that jersey

>>151375531
Everything is the stores is always unripened. On the other hand Anchorage has one of the best food scenes in all of America.

>>151375534
they were great jerseys, this was their worst one tho

>>151375534
can't say I'm a fan but considering how much worse every other jersey in that franchise's history is, I can't blame you

>>151375566
>food scenes

At the doctors office surrounded by old people. I fucking hate old people.

>>151375638
you're a scumbag

>>151375644
Fuck old people

>>151375650
you're losing your soul brother, be careful before it's too late

>>151375638
check them into the wall

>>151375566
Los Anchorage is a shithole truly befitting a person who would use the term "food scene"

it's the armpit you have to drive through if you want to go somewhere better

>but muh thai food truck plebbit deep fried oreo meme restaurant
fag
I had one good steak at Simon & Seafort's other than that I can't recall a single pleasant dining experience in the entire city and I spent 10 years driving or flying through that filthy whore

>>151375518
No because we have no clue if they had the same production

>>151375638
it's a bougie boomer world
we're just living in it

>>151375704
i hate it
why cant they just fucking die already

Bud said sorokin was good

>>151375720
Bud parrots whatever fits his current mental state

>>151375709
we only hate the devil and his demons on /hoc/
i understand your anger, tho

calgary flames playing tonight

We love the research triangle here

I just hope everyone is safe out there today
remember, we're all in this together
keep your stick on the ice

>>151375629
Fuck off
>>151375693
Simon and Seaforts is ass so your opinion is shit and discarded.

>>151375720
this retarded place said dustin wolf was good and he's shit three games in.

>>151375859
>deflects
classic fartnado

>>151375720
Goalies from 15 years ago were better
Lundqvist > Shitsterkin
DiPietro > Basedcopein

>>151375650
Would but I can't pull milfs :(

>>151375880
lundpads got exposed as an equipment abuser

>>151375849
>t. I give it a 7/10 mouth feel kwab

>>151375865
Yeah, he's been bad. I haven't said shit on him in years but the retarded leaf wants to be all over my dick.

>>151375891
i think you mean tim thomas?

>>151375880
could it not be that forwards got better at a quicker rate they know more now how to screen properly and which angles to shoot from that has a high percentage of scoring etc

>>151375917
thomas was long gone before gary shrunk the pads

>>151375849
said I had one (1) good steak there
but thank you for extrapolating that into a 5 star review, cityfaggot

>>151375903
are you ready to admit you're retarded like the rest of us?

muh Linxies are on

why is this nameflag discussing literally anything but hockey

>>151375961
because it wants attention lol

>>151375961
trb is incapable of discussing hockey. at best he can greentext city names and say if the score is tied

>>151375952
go ahead, but i said that years ago. the entire team has regressed so much that anything I said about them is a moot point.

trb gives us live updates on qmjhl action
more like the REDEEMED bitch

I think Wolf will shake the rust off and re-establish himself as the best goalie in the league

>The NHL will get to 36 teams. Atlanta, Houston, and Phoenix are a given. The most intriguing will be that fourth and final team. Who gets it?

its going to be funny when there's 36 teams and teams will be forced to either sign McLeod and Formenton or some ECHL rejects who played in the KHL.

>>151376021
quebec city haha jk :(

>>151376021
>Atlanta, Houston, and Phoenix are a given.
why tho
atlanta has failed twice, phoenix was a fucking disaster, houston... I fucking guess I know gary loves forcing sunbelt shit and it's a big enough market but is there even demand?
I mean holy shit, *I'm* a sunbelter and even I think if they added four new teams they should be putting them in places like Quebec and Hartford. I make fun of the mammoth for their complete lack of aura but at least utah is a fitting place to move a team.

>>151376021
You can say the same thing about every expansion since 1967. Bobby Orr spent his career beating up minor leaguers and losing to one of the 5 other competent teams (Habs, >laffs, >rags, Hawks, Flyers).

>>151376047
the only reason they want Atlanta and Houston is because of the "large metro area", and Phoenix is much the same. It feels less like Bettman wants to have a competent league but rather more fodder so the values of franchises go up.

>>151376047
Quebec City has also lost a team twice. Hartford played in a fucking mall.

Atlanta, Houston, Arizona, Toronto 2 in that order

>>151375946
If you went to Simon’s and got steak when Club Paris was down the street you definitely don’t know what you’re talking about

>>151376078
>Toronto 2
I want to call you a fag but the prospect of a second toronto team being even mildly competent and making the laffs even more of a joke would be amazing

my shannonies :)

CE SOIR

>>151376021
cope it will like totally grow the heckin sport, this is gary's train either get on or get off chud
and what a perfect time to attempt a massive increase in the number of hockey players and spectators! as AI data centers and EV charging demands place unprecedented strain on the energy grid, it's totally feasible that "small town america" will just start organically churning out more indoor hockey rinks and increase the available talent pool to meet the demands of an already more cost-prohibitive, time-demanding sport with more injuries among young players than all other sports combined. yeah no gary and I talked and we decided there's no way pedro will just keep kicking his soccer ball with bare feet after he attends his first San Antonio Salsa game, and there's no way cleetus the cowboy will want to play football once he goes to his first Charleston Choo-Choos match

yeah fuck it 36 teams is brilliant why stop there? hell make it 40 goy!!!!

>>151376021
The Richmond Rebels

>>151376021
Santa Fe Saints

>>151376021
>Phoenix are a given
a given? they dont have an arena
the people of arizona voted to keep a landfill over an nhl arena
IT AINT FUCKING HAPPENING

>>151376239
i fucking dare hockey fans to actually think why phoenix is good without saying "well it developed Tage Thompson and Auston Matthews", because for two decades Arizona was nothing more than a punching bag

Gary wants to be remembered as the commissioner who successfully expanded the NHL into markets previously thought as unviable. He won't stop adding teams to shit markets nobody asked for until he croaks, quality of the on-ice product be damned.

>>151376247
>hockey fans
Hockey fans dont want 36 teams, youre thinking of Gary and his jewish media arm

>“You may get some cash up front, but over time, it isn’t the boom that sometimes it’s portrayed to be,” Bettman continued. “So, no, we’re not focused on expansion anywhere right now to the extent that somebody wants to come in. And I’ve said this probably than you want to hear it, if there’s an applicant who can show us strong ownership and wherewithal, the suitable market, a suitable arena, and can make the case that it will make the league stronger, then we’ll take a look at it. But we’re not in an expansion process and we’re not committed to expansion at this point in time.”
Gary killed expansion rumours you're all parroting old news

Americans are done with their country more and more of them are becoming Canadian. We’re winning they’ll never surpass us in hockey!

I can't wait for Americans to learn about Mississauga

Mild vs North Stars is the game of the night

flames are playing :)

>>151376537
The Edmonton of the GTA

My penguins play late tonight

Did y’all have a good thanksgiving? I just had turkey frozen sandwich meat since my family hates my political views so I wanted invited.

>Brady Tkachuk out for at least 4 weeks
>Gary still won't give my Sensies their first round pick back
Amazing.

A Flamiac is a Flames maniac

What are you reading? I'm reading king's it

>>151376777
The Brothers Karamazov

>>151376777
I don’t read

>>151376735
I always use walking the family dog as an excuse to avoid political conversations

>>151376793
based, I've only read notes from underground and a couple short stories

>>151376777
i cant read

>>151376777
oathbringer

>>151376777
/hoc/

>>151377031
I liked Way of Kings

/hoc/ can read?

>>151376777
Chevengur, but it's one of those that I probably would have loved if it was shorter

>>151377135
No

>>151376777
It and The Stand are my favorite King books

>>151377135
just the classics

for me it's classic bob salvatore forgotten realms

>>151377074
oathbringer gets heavy fucking heavy about 1/2 way through with dalinar's baggage
way of kings was a great read

So does Berube get fired first, or Treviling?

oh, wow. just wow.

DUNDUNDUNDUN

BUT

DUNDUNDUNDUN

BUT

>>151377194
yzerman

>>151377238
our resident raped bitch isnt gonna like this

I’m feeling really down about my Canucks. Just an awful start to the season.
Was hoping /hoc/ could cheer me up and conceive me it’s not that bad for my Nuckies?

>>151377252
yeah well my team is shit and run by retards so I don't wanna hear it pal

>>151377216
mental, puzzling and mind boggling that none of these are contenders

>canada's last baseball championship
>1993
pottery

>>151377216
Who was the last undefeated team last season? I feel like it was the Jets but I can’t remember

>>151377358
canada has never won the wbc

>>151377369
also kwab

>>151377352
im predicting a randies/stors final
third year in-a-row, if that matters

Don’t forget Pavelski will be dropping the puck tonight

>>151377425
Didn’t ask

My unofficial official prediction for this season is the condensed grueling pre Olympic schedule and then the Olympics will change the course of who makes playoffs. There’s already a growing mountain of injuries and fatigue will set in and then it’s anyone’s game really.

>>151377238
reminds me I need to take a 12 RW

>>151377508
You make this in special Ed?

>>151377508
lol

How many NHL players do you think wear glasses or contacts?

>>151377517
every /hoc/ filename should be my-image.png

tell me about this team called kraken

>>151376777
Genjimonogatari

>>151376344
there are still hockey fans that think Phoenix is viable because of...one playoff year of success

>>151377468
*16/93 RW

>>151377952
Phoenix, Atlanta and especially "Toronto 2" would all be compelling to me personally. Fuck Houston though

>>151375252
>>let one of the stars walk for nothing

Marner decided to leave because he knew the dogshit Leafs were never going to win. Tavares at 35 years having done nothing in his playoff career decided to re-sign instead of leaving for a contender. That's not to mention clowns like Nylander and Matthews. Loser squad. Berube is the only redeeming part of the entire operation.

>>151378077
>Marner decided to leave because he knew the dogshit Leafs were never going to win.
maybe if marner wasnt so dogshit in elimination games...

>>151378077
Nylander is going to the Stars when his youtube channel gets enough subs.

Takagi?

>>151378259
i miss her so much

>>151378179
I don’t think he’d fit the culture (Finnish)

>lane laine
>18 millions/year

>>151367230
I love this goal because Bennett travels about twenty feet to deliver an elbow, misses and gets scored on

>>151378077
plus they have a depleted farm system, and wasted draft picks like a 2nd rounder to get an oft-injured fourth line plug in Scott Laughton

>>151378102
I love how leaf fans all pin the blame on one single guy EVERY SINGLE SEASON. Who's gonna be shot out of the canon when they dont make the playoffs this year?

>>151378422
Matthews

>>151378513
Balding nigga got no goals

>>151378422
>nooo you cant just blame your stars when they put up zero points in an elimination game

If you gas ownership, management, media and the fans, laffs might be good someday.

>>151378685
yep gas gary

The rest of the Canadian teams will be living in the Flames shadow for the foreseeable future

>>151378724
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>151378758

Women and trans women loves the flames for sure
They are not the bad one
they are the good one

Watch the laffs get worst without the Shannaplan

>>151378782
They've been shit for 70 years. Can they find another level of shit?

>>151378762
those are my wild

BLEH!!!

>>151378833
They can be a non playoff team again

>>151378857
Hey I remember making this, Biz hast he best costume every Halloween

>>151378780
Everybody loves the Flames

I guess we should penalize Canadian teams for having the most endorsement opportunities for players if we are going to use location as an excuse for success or lack thereof. Maybe build a better team if you want to win. Nobody was going to Florida for 3 decades and now suddenly they are only winning because of no income tax. A sad excuse for inept organizations.

>>151378869
They're a non playoff team for many years. They just show up on the schedule.

>>151378422
If the laffs actually played as a team they'd win something.

>>151378904
not me

>>151378894
Biz gives out full-size Snickers every year

>>151378909
I dont believe the income tax argument was ever real and just a psyop talking point for bored media outlets

>>151378955
He wouldn't happen to hide >>151375740 in them now would he?

>>151378913
just like my wild

>>151378955
It's symbolic, he likes big black cocks in his faggot ass

>>151378952
I think you do, but you're scared to admit it

>>151379026
you are dumb

>>151379067
>no don't cry anon, we'll stop saying laffs are monumental shit, won't we guise?

>>151379067
just like my wild

>>151379123
> We certainly will. Anon won't have any reason to cry after we go dark on the shit laffs.

BETTMAN CONFIRMED FLAMIAC

>>151379237
He looks abit smarter than a retard

who's winning tonight?

>>151379212
>>151379123
>>151379067

No woman, No Cry

The Holy ghost is a flames fan

>>151365702
Depends. Are they in field goal range?

>>151379277
you would need to be dead to enjoy watching that team

>>151378417
you're not going to believe me, but they actually gave philly a first rounder for him

>>151379307

Jesus is a Flamiac
Satan is a Canucks fan

I guarantee Crosby wins the ballon d'or this year

>>151379307
I'm alive and I love the Flames

>>151379447

BASED FLAMIAC AND ALIVER

imagine all the poor souls that chance across /hoc/ and see the flames posts thinking they are a good team then start following them as new hockey fans
chilling thought

>>151379447
>I'm alive
i disagree

>>151379484

in 1989 the flames won the cup

>>151379484
The Flames aren't a good team, they're a great team with great fans

>>151379250
flames

The flames haven't been good since Lanny McDonald

>>151379544
>1989

>>151379544
>>151379605
Same year the Cold War ended
COINCIDENCE????
>Yeah, probably

>>151379250
Wolf is going to shut the haters up tonight

>>151379643
the cold war is ongoing

>>151379667
The nu cold war isnt as kino as the old one

>>151379667
Gary's ice cold war on Canada

>>151379667
no, this is the New Cold War, CW 2.0
>taste the same and cost WAY more than it used to

>>151379643
>>151379722
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud 1276 days ago?

>>151379741
Cogito, ergo sum

>>151379774
raped bitch

>>151379774
raped retard

>>151379774
I thought it was cum

>>151379823
You would think a thing like that, wouldn't you?

>>151379848
you got a lot of bud's cum in your asshole on the chilly evening of 04/17/2022

Why did trb get raped by bud1

Why does trb larp as an expert on ego death despite not being able to admit he lost to bud and mitch?

i'll cook new, any theme?

>>151379921
Poutine

>>151379926
mhhh

>>151379926
Damn good choice

>>151379921
Halloween

I’m sitting in the urgent care waiting room for a suspected spider bite on my ass.

IT'S GAME DAY!!! Pietrangelo the Golden Knight discovered a new set of Armour, but little does he know he's no match for WEEGAR THE FIRE MAGE!!! COOK HIM ALIVE, MACKENZIE!!! GO FLAMES!!!

>>151379954
Sunbelt karma

>>151379950
neet!

NEWWW
>>151303687
>151303687
>>151303687
>151303687

>>151380002
Kill yourself cricger

>>151379967
Nobody deserves this

>>151380002
fake, early, and gay

>>151378422
Leaf homers are mentally deranged. They think the team didn't want Marner back KEK. The GM admitted it outright, and then traded for a tiny soft bum that sucks with the inept cope that he would replace Marner's offense. But if you ask these homers, they say the team is shifting to a more playoff style. 9 YEARS IN to the rebuild they are shifting. Sure... cuck is in the city's DNA.

>>151380021
>making the second round with a rebuild roster

>>151380017
Does it hurt? Is your ass swollen?
>Would you like /hoc/ to pray your spider-bitten ass, Anon?

>>151380058
Yeah it’s like a red, hot, swollen welt on my ass/hip that is kind like scabbed over and very tender. There have been so many spiders coming in lately so I fear the worst.

What I wanna know is, what were you doing when the spider bit you?

>>151379954
Did you bring the spider with you?

>>151380087
Pretty sure I was sleeping. Don’t know if it was last night or the night before because I only noticed it because it hurt.

>>151380100
No I couldn’t find the spider in question

>>151378941
play like a team when the highest paid player and captain is the most selfish player in the league. The worst part is that now, with how pathetically soft the league is, we don't even get to see this cupcake get beat up and humiliated. The other team just ignores him as flails around and falls down with no one near him because he can't handle the pressure.

>>151380058
your ass was swollen after bud finished with it

>>151380101
Have you noticed any superpowers since being bitten?

>>151380129
what a hot take

>>151380136
OOH good question

>>151380136
I would never get that lucky unfortunately

If swamp anon dies from his bite it will make me feel better about Florida's cups

>>151380135
kwab trb BTFO

>>151380124
I like the logo

Jesus made Lanny Mcdonald to forgive the sins of all NHLites

Bask in the glow of the Trinity of Calgary, The Flames and Lanny

>>151380166
Well, /hoc/ likes nicknames, and I think we should call you Peter Parker from now on
>What say you, /hoc/?

happy bud1276

>>151380267
raped retard

>>151380267
Good call raped bitch

>>151380267
your nickname is trb

>>151380274
Waiting for 1337 day

>>151380339
All the kids who ever said 1337 not as a joke are probably rich now

>>151380274
>>151380279
>>151380319
>>151380328
All very good posts

>>151379212
>anon, what if the crying lafftard goes VPN to cry?

>>151380392
Kind of like how you go cry to the jannies whenever you're called a raped retard

trb is having a tough bud1276

my laffies winning tonight fellas?

Just got home from waging and took a huge marner

>>151380460
Doubtful

>>151380460
Smashville has been playing above par recently; you may be in for more tragic displays from Austin

Could the next thread me flames themed please?

>>
>Auston
[]

I wake up and the inside of my butt hurts maybe I have spider bites too

>>151380528
too late, it was already decided

>>151380460
https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/cayden-primeau-to-make-first-start-in-net-for-maple-leafs-vs-predators/

>>151380528
There’s been enough Flames editions for the rest of October.

Thinking about watching the caps game because national broadcast games are comfy

i made a new one
>>151380565

>>151380562
I'm watching the Kraks_Hasb game cause home games at Bell Centre are the tits
>this image is unrelated

>>151380392

>we must not speak of the shit >laffs in the lafftard's or xher VPN's presence, anon.

>>151380152
It's not a hot take. And after the Olympics when this bitch ghosts again, we'll be hearing more of it. He can't hide behind Marner anymore.

>>151381195
Who was marner hiding behind?

>>151382002
Nobody? He's the only one who took any heat in Toronto. You retarded Leaf homers don't know up from down. Marner's gone now though, so you pussies have no one else to point to anymore.

>>151382636
>no one to point too
Cope ,I'm currently blaming this game and the season on Mathews