Thread 151369817

Jersh the cuck edition

reminder, it's not Josh's fault

Bills BOOTY status
[x] BOOTY BLASTED
[_] NOT BOOTY BLASTED

>>151369817 (OP)
Dak Prescott>Josh Allen

There I said it
Someone needed to

>>151369817 (OP)
what are the bills even spending their salary cap on besides Allen?

>>151369945
bums

>>151369906
>player takes up 75% of your cap space
>wonder why the team gets shittier and shittier every year
it really is a mystery

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

reminder, it's not Josh's fault

erm why are players randomly dropping the ball now?

well, /nfl/?

>>151370031
a fucking ELITE quarterback

>>151370015
At least they have the excuse of the rain

>>151370031
Scrub.

>>151370031

about to win this game

>>151370031
Owari da

jeaux flacceaux

>>151370015
Modern QBs are too athletic and put too much thunder on the ball.

>>151370125
Lmao that's one of the worst fumbles I've seen

>>151369817 (OP)
Can Allen ever recover from this?

Cummies Cuckitini

>>151370125
BILL OHHH BILLLL MMMM OH BILL BiLL

I HATE KICKERS

>>151370031
dead to me if he can't beat the cumhandlers he mind as well should be considered a bust looking at how daniels will be considered the better QB for his entire career if the burrs can't win this one

Is this Caleb a Puerto Rican???

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>>151370151
>They say Mahomes is a cuck yet there's sex scenes of Allen's wife being fucked in a film and Brady's wife fucked her personal trainer and Stafford's wife fucked his backup QB in college

Kickers Cuckitini

real talk: why don't they give the ball to cook more often?

the redskins would have won this game

>>151370149
Cam Ward's this week is up there with Slippy J

The Colts and Buccaneers have the best record in the NFL at 5-1 through 6 weeks. What did the Bills, Chiefs, Eagles, and Lions mean by this?

>>151370207
>Allen's wife being fucked in a film
simulated and fully clothed """sex"""
>Brady's wife fucked her personal trainer
after they divorced
>Stafford's wife fucked his backup QB in college
they were broken up when that happened

>>151370246
>stop the run game
>force Allen to throw all game
>he shits himself under the pressure
>win

>>151370246
Jersh tried to but then he fumbled it

commiebros I don't think a hail mary is gonna do it here

Jalen Hurts just took his own life.

Let's take a moment of silence...

oh, hi josh

>Bears gonna lose by playing for the field goal
kek

I can't believe they're trusting Moody to make a game winning kick in the wind and rain

>>151370298
oh god i hate you just said this and made me check who the buccs play next week

>>151370326
So sad

>>151370246
>>151370308
>>151370314
LOL at Bills fans. They claim Allen is elite but then complain they don't run more. Mahomes has never had a run game.

>>151370308
kek

>>151370308
his o-line needs to try to block

>>151370173
The Bears just won

starting the think the bears picked the right QB

my farts smell so fucking bad, why is this?

Only reply to this post if your team lost this weekend, but it wasn't to the falcons or the fucking bears lmao

And somehow the Eagles are still in 1st lol

da bears are alright

Wow. Did another prime time underdog just cover the spread?? I guess decades worth of data doesn't matter because it is currently the current year.

>>151370329
If Mahomes puts together another performance like this I’ll allow him to sniff Danny Dimes’ jockstrap

bears bros we are back

Time for KWABOTW

Nominate teams for the vote

Eagles and Bills are on the list so far

GG bearsies. I knew you guys would look good after the bye week

>>151370361
>if you ever run the ball, your QB isn't elite

based retard

Get fuck cummanders

Commanders fags deserve that for being bitches about the hail mary. Fuck you assholes.

You may only reply to this post if you root for an NFC East team that won this week
UH OH!!!!!!! UH OH NOT SO FAST
>sheagles
>cowgoys
>cumhandlers

>>151370370
The razor isn’t even baked into the cake this year
They just put it on top

>>151370414
It's the Eagles and the vote shouldn't even be close.

jfc, Caleb is definitely a homo

What does this stupid faggot even do?
Certainly couldnt be defense could it? Its been dogshit for years, how could this be?
Im convinced this guy just shows up and punches his time card only to stand around and hide in his office all day.

>>151370414
Its still the Jets. I saw both those losses coming

That was a brutal fumble by the commies

>>151370335
retard

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>>151370414
bustin fields and the jetes

>>151370414
Eagles. Ratbirds in second because their season is officially conclusively dead now

When the commies lose, America wins.

Has there ever been a season with more parity than this?

We’re fighters, he says in the fruitiest way possible

>>151370455
>commies literally can't stop turning the ball over

Fuck the Commies.

>>151370436
>last place in the NFC East award

So no one got a pic of that cutie bears fan with the soaked hair?

bears kicker sounds like he is on the spectrum

>Just take the refball-engineered win, you say?
>No, I don't think I will.

>>151370476
retard

add 4 more points for faggot fake ref calls killing a Bears TD

the SPIRITUAL game was never even close

EAT SHIT CUMMIECOONS

>>151370436
>Giants had the best week in the division
Kek

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KWABOTW WEEK 6

VOTE VOTE VOTE

Previous winners:
WEEK 1: RAVENS
WEEK 2: CHIEFS
WEEK 3: PACKERS
WEEK 4: RAVENS
WEEK 5: CARDINALS

>>151370505
answer the question faggot

>>151369817 (OP)
>1. Drake Maye
>2. Caleb Williams
>3. Jayden Daniels
Small power gap
>4. Michael Penis
>5. Mo Pix
MASSIVE POWER CANYON
>6. Gay Gay McSharty

>>151370497
That's good you want someone autistically focused on a single objective.

>>151370526
ravensisters... why are we on this twice?

>>151370414
How the fuck are you
>superbowl favorite
>mvp favorite
And you lose to a team that lost 30-0 to one of the worst teams in the league. Almost blown out, never in control of the game once. You lost to a man named Micro Penis.

>>151370414
literally got his coach fired because of this

>>151370543
Bruh we fucking STINK

>>151370555
>And you lose to a team that lost 30-0 to one of the worst teams in the league.
the panthers are .500, aka league average, NIGGER

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>>151370534
>kwabden kwabniels

>>151370555
Panthers are a top 20 team

>>151370559
Individual players dont qualify for KWABOTW and no one expects the Titans to be any good this year. You can only be a true KWAB if you have hope

wait the comanders lost?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>151370559
Cam ward has to be the most irrelevant #1 overall pick

Cummanders sure talked a lot of shit about the Niggles just to lose to the Burrs

Happy for you Moody. I knew you would end up being good once you left

We are so back

Post Week 6 Tiers

Good teams got worse. Bad teams got better. No one is a contender.

>>151370577
Jayden Daniels doesnt have the clutch gene.
He put it on the ground when they needed him most.
Truly pathetic

>>151370538
Trvke

>>151370568
>>151370572
Panthers are shit, record be damned they're a top 30 team, not a top 20

W

what's his name again?

>>151370594
>Raiders
>not hopeless

>>151370559
he ass

Why are Bearsfags such assholes? It's so one-sided too. I don't know anyone who hates the Bears, but they spent the whole night being mean

>>151370414
Anthony Richardson

>>151370613
russell wilson jr.

>>151370594
Who else is injured on the vikings besides their babby QB?

>>151370621
Reddit might be more your style sweetie

>>151370621
retard

>>151370596
it wasn't Jayden's fault, retard

>>151370569
Stop trying to co-opt my shit faggot. I started this week 1

>>151370526
It's gotta be the Loins and you don't even have them on the list (because you're a Loins fan). Not only for the Branch chimpout, but because their window is officially closed and sealed. This week proved that even if they do finally make it to the Owl, they can't even beat the worst version of the Chiefs. They fold in big games.

>>151370621
it's just banter

>>151370621
Loser mentality. They dont know how to handle success.

>>151370633
On
The
Ground

>>151370125
that has to be on purpose right?

>>151370636
stop making polls before mnf

we're gonna be #1 on like all the power rankings this week
they don't mean anything but you still don't see something like that around these parts very often

>>151370638
???

>acting pathetic now while acting like a passive aggresive menstrating woman the whole game with snarky quips

KWABDEN KWABNIELS THANKS FOR THE FOOMBLE
EAT A DICK CUMMIEFAGGOTS

>>151369817 (OP)
Would've bet against them if I saw this, I don't even care if it's real he looks like a guy that would cry after watching sinners.

>>151370125
I thought VR prepared him for stuff like this

>>151370636
Don't care, my poll is still the real one.

>>151370621
Blame the other commie fans who kept on posting the hail mary. It didn't have to be like this we should be in union with our poverty.

This sport makes no sense

>>151370633
It was absolutely gaydens fault

>>151370647
Just terrible discipline
The team has lacked discipline all year, it was rearing its ugly head all the way back in preseason. The coaching is a problem

>>151370676
What doesn't make sense

>>151370658
don't bully chiefs jeet, he can't help it that he's retarded

>>151370651
I make a poll right after MNF. I just didnt last week cause Cardinals were not being topped.

>>151370674
I'm only tracking my results. You are a FRAUD

What's Deebo thinking rn?

>>151370627
Just hard to know where to put them with McCarthy out and not having seen much of how they look with him. They'll probably end up in mediocre.

Caleb is so wholesome

>>151370627
their death stones
until kirk returns after wentz wintz his knees

Michael Penis Jr

>>151370497
No, he’s just a little moody.

>Good game nigg-ACK
>PATRICK HELP ME AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>151370664
My favorite part was the AI posting dweeb getting progressively more smug the whole time while getting zero (You)s.

Post your pepe in a headdress now bitchboy.

>>151370621
You're very brave for posting this

>>151370689
interesting.. i didn't get to watch the game but I bet commanders I won some money off their performance last year. Shame.

>>151370711
Micro.

>>151370694
Kek, big melty.

>>151370594
Damn the AFC sucks

>>151370621
You deserve it for posting that racist pepe

>>151370667
I thought it was fake too, but nope, someone showed me the video

https://x.com/BUFSportsTalk/status/1963257594270585203

And I don't think it's AI

>>151370703
put them in the bin
its where they will always be and belong

>>151370720
The jest literally had -10 passing yards. Any other answer is wrong

will they win a playoff game this year?

>post this on Columbus Day despite the heavy Italian-American population in New York State (Remember, Billsfags claim that the Giants and Jets are actually New Jersey teams)
>lose
What did the Orchard Park Bills mean by this?

>>151370525
>>151370470
Is Justin Fields blind? He had wide open options on so many of those plays

>>151370569
>>151370636
whoever you are please keep doing it. Do a weekly one. not just for Monday night.

>>151370715
fucking kek

>>151370501
How were white colonizers NOT supposed to fuck these women?

what went wrong?

>The Eagles’ biggest disappointments? The challenge here wasn’t finding 10 players or coaches who deserved to be on this list. It was narrowing the list down to 10.

It’s been that kind of year.

And not just the last two games, ugly losses to the Broncos and Giants. But all year. Even when the Eagles won their first four games, they didn’t play particularly well for 60 minutes in any of them.

Good news is only big name on offense to make the list was Jalen Hurts
>Hurts just hasn’t been consistent. He threw for only 59 yards and no TDs against the Cowboys. Threw for 39 yards in the second half vs. the Chiefs. Had 17 passing yards in the first half vs. the Rams. Didn’t complete a pass in the second half in Tampa. Put up just seven 2nd-half points vs. the Broncos. Didn’t put up any points after halftime Thursday night in the loss to the Giants. The Eagles have played six games, and Hurts hasn’t been consistently effective for 60 minutes in any of them.

>>151370664
>>151370715
You were butthurt even while winning

>>151370752
Wait they don't even play in Buffalo? And I thought the Cowboys were frauds for not playing in Dallas.

>>151370526
Eagles easily

>>151370771
tranny-coded post

Congratulations to the Eagles on winning KWABOTW - Week 6

>>151370752
Christopher didn’t abide slander in life and he doesn’t in death

>>151370594
Fucking Patriots are top of the AFCE rn. Your list is gay and so are you

>>151370771
Being a chud turns your soul black, which is bad for kickers because they need inner peace

>>151370771
>i think women should stay in the kit-ACK

What the proper term when a team tried their hardest to sabotage their chances of winning , despite ref rigging the opposing team and still wins?

>>151370802
you do realize we won that game, right?

>wins
>still blames the refs
Some people

>>151370824
>we
kwab

A third of the season is already over. How is your team doing?

I've lost all respect for Lions fans. Chiefs outplayed the Lions in all phases of the game yet instead of the Lions saying they lost to the better team they blame the officiating. I forgot they were a poverty franchise.

>>151370633
He never had a handle on that snap.

DANIELS FANGIRLS ARE HENCEFORTH FORBIDDEN FROM USING GAYDEN “TURNDABALLOVA” TRANIELS FOR THEIR CRINGEY AVATARFAGGOTRY
KNEEL TO GODLEB

Mina Kimes and Dredd

>>151370837
We're doing ok

>>151370802
>turn on sportscenter
>a woman is talking

How does anyone still watch ESPN?

>>151370796
>Fucking Patriots are top of the AFCE rn
Off of tie breakers in week 6. 3 of their wins are off of the worst teams in the league and they lost one to the Raiders. Relax.

>>151370841
based desu

>he thinks my faith is harmed by a 1pt loss
That's the bounce of the ball, kid. I still got 5 on it

>>151370837
>A third of the season is already over. How is your team doing?
Chiefs started out slow since they were missing weapons and had rookies on the OL but now they're firing on all cylinders.

it was important that Jayden let Caleb win that. Not that I expect gaijin to understand.

>>151370837
>raiders
about what I expected, there's still a few funny meme wins on the horizon so at least there's that

>bears were kicking and seething to being force to win
Man, redshits truly outchoked the burrs. Been a while since I seen a team self destruct multiple of time and still won

>>151370839
> instead of the Lions saying they lost to the better team they blame the officiating

I would too once I realized there were zero calls on the Chiefs.

Someone in Vegas knew they NFL wasn't going to be calling a single penalty against the Chiefs too, There were even shows that make picks pointing it out and predicting it ahead of time due to the spread in KC's favor.

Rigged League

>>151370837
Pretty OK thanks for asking.

>>151370879
Rig open this bussy

>>151370850
Jest? Pretty sure carm is a jest fan irl

700 Club Members
>Colts
>Bucs
>Steelers
>Packers

>>151370861
You got 5 on your team not making the playoffs?

>>151370861
it should be shaken

>>151370839
yea they are retarded they prob get the scripted W next week vs the buccs so every NFC team is 5-2

>>151370837
Realistically we should be 6-0 but what can you do

>>151370879
If the Chiefs lost their season was over so they went into playoff mode. Dynasties don't make mistakes in big games. Not to mention the refs let both teams play rough whenever it's Mahomes and Goff.

>>151370827
>rigs
>still lose
Kys and your one year wonder qb

>commiefags midgame wondering if they will lead the division after todays W

KWAB
W
A
B

>>151370837
>How is your team doing?
Pretty much what I expected. The defense is old and is really boom or bust, while the offense is pretty good when it gets going. It's mostly been sloppy play that holds us back. Joe Witt is a terrorist who is misusing players and the only thing which really bothers me is that we don't get a bye week until late November

the bears actually won that game lmao

>>151370031

One zesty ass negro

all that fluke ass hail mary webm posting and for what? your golden boy untouchable QB shits the ball out of his ass on a handoff in clutch time?
fuck the italian commiefag specifically, ai spamming dago wop fuck

>>151370900
>>rigs
>If the game was rigged for you to lose, why didn't you lose?

>>151370905
WTF FUCKING KEK

>>151370837
They've already matched the amount of wins they had last year and 2023.

My Patriots have, will, and could bootblast every team that played tonight.

>>151370895
>the only starting QB who hasn't thrown an INT is Justin Fields
Grim

>>151370899
I refuse to believe a team goes from 13 penalties to 0 in week. Maybe 13 to 6 or something, not zero.

Rigged af

I'll admit I was wrong about Chiefs GM, he did a great job on the OL this season. Kingsley started out slow and now is playing great.

>>151370914
I am very worried about our home game vs you guys in four weeks

Who is the league's dumbest quarterback? Obviously it's one of the black ones, but which one?

I kind of feel like it's Fields. I don't really think he has competition.

>>151370837
We're ass

>>151370888
raidniggs

>>151370899
No the refs went into playoff Mode

>>151370931
Lameme had to practice yelling words

The Commanders were a mediocre team last year too. Their playoffs were obviously flukey at the time. I don't know why the media got so overhyped on them like they were actually good last year.

Kingsley went from playing like shit to being a solid guard for the Chiefs.

>>151370931
geno and its not even close

This season is kino because there are a lot of emerging teams and qb's and a lot of falling teams and qb's like the Ravens, Kweefs, and Bills. Total dynasty death. Fuck Josh Allen, fuck Mutthomes, and fuck Lemur Jackson. Also fuck the Eagles and fuck roster babby Hurts. Plus all the bizarre amount of blocked kicks. Let chaos reign.

>>151370837
I am an Aussie, based off their performance this year I will be committing myself to one of these teams for my entire life:

1. Minnesota Vikings
2. Tampa Bay
3. 49ers
4. Washington Redskins (Commanders)

So far it's looking like I'll be supporting Tampa Bay.

Are the top 3 teams really The Lions, Buccs, and Chiefs?

>>151370944
What else do you do with a meme playoff run?

>>151370904
I feel like Whitt is good at calling plays but bad at teaching concepts

>>151370931
Wentz

>>151370948
He was a rookie last year. It’s a magical thing called experience

Hey Bills.
How's it feel losing to a division rival and a up and coming opposite conference team?

>>151370934
you guys have to move on from Kyler after this season, if they dont then its just insane incompetence because theres no fucking way the Cardinals should be this bad after numerous draft picks, free agency grabs, and an entire change of coaching to better suit the dude. The guy is bad and the sooner the Cards cut their losses the better. If not for last years 49ers bailing them out with an injured year from hell this would be the 4th year straight that they are dead last in the division. Forget a Superbowl, they dont even compete with the 3 other teams they play every year.

>>151370931
>Obviously it's one of the black ones, but which one?

correct and it's Joshie, what a doofus

>>151370931
Yeah definitely fields. Even his coaches have admitted that he “processes information slowly“

Remind me, how many Nickelodeon NVPs does Caleb have?

That’s right he’s not even at Mitchies level

>>151370802
kek

>>151370944
they would have been 14-3 if Daniels didn't get hurt. Eagles were the only team who could have beat them in the postseason.

>>151370971
>up and coming opposite conference team

>>151370989
>would have
>if

Over/Under 5.5 wins in this stretch?

>>151370962
Whitt has motherfuckers doing the wrong things. I'm too sleepy right now to remember exactly who should go where, but I know he has Lattimore and Sainristil performing roles they're not their best at. He's a good playcaller, and when he calls the right plays they get good stops. But when he gets the play wrong, the defense has a hard time adjusting and it's basically a free first down. The defense is old, they shouldn't have to chase 20-something RBs in full sprint like Swift or Bijan.

>>151370944
They won against the Bunchaqueers on a fumble and a Loins team that was fielding guys they picked up in a home depot parking lot on defense. I dont know how any retards thought it was real. They wouldnt have even made the playoffs if not for the Bears fail mary and Hurts dying in one of the games.

>>151370594
You can move the cowgirls down.

>>151371007
what is this app program called plz america anon!

>>151371007
9 wins in a row

>>151370941
Surely can someone defend this right?!

>>151371007
Under. Those are all winnable games, but we’re talking about the bears here.

>>151370837
Need to clean up the pass pro, pass rush, and develop a killer instinct but it could be worse

>>151370989
And if Squirrels had a square asshole theyd shit blocks

>>151371007
If Lamar is still out I could see them winning 6, but realistically I expect 4/6

>>151370950
Bills and Eagles will be fine. Chiefs and Ravens aren't what they used to be. Bucs are a wagon. Alas, this is going to be one of those years where anybody sans Jets can beat anybody. All bets are off for the Superbowl matchup.

>>151369970
He’s not really wrong though.

>>151370989
I'd like to see them win against the Queefs first before I agree with that assumption

>>151371027
I hate your faggot team so much
The Kangz will reign supreme

>>151370861
>continuing to avatar post with this spindly choking faggot
shameful

Now that my Bears had their redemption moment my hatred of the commies has ended

>>151371025
We're taking about the *Ben Johnson* Bears

>Lameme quits on his team like a bitch
>Allen is a retard who can't throw downfield

So who's MVP this season?

>>151369941
Valid take, Dak would of taken the Bills to a bowl or two already

>>151370031
The luckiest son of a bitch in the league to keep getting away with how mediocre he is. But he’s on my team so I’ll take that luck all day baybeeeeeeeeeeee

>>151371027
No one from Green Bay looks like this, theyre all fat

So Patriots being good and having a game on Buffalo actually puts KC in a precarious spot.
They already lost wildcard tiebreakers with Jacksonville, and lost a game to the Chargers.

This forces them into a must beat situation against Buffalo in the regular season which theyve been unable to do.

This means Kansas City shouldn't expect an easy wildcard fight and they have to take the fight directly to the division. Splitting with the Chargers and sweeping broncos almost becomes a necessity. Otherwise you're getting into tiebreakers with Denver/LAC and it gets ugly.

Theyve also still got the colts on the schedule to give them a walloping.

>>151371012
Their defense is terrible, but their offense can score enough that any given week they could beat any good team or lose to any bad team. Truly mediocre.

>>151370837
Better than I expected, cheeky 7th seed incoming.

>>151371053
Joey B

>>151371049
back to them being literally who while we go on our 9 win streak

>>151371043
I don't even think about your team at all

>>151370837
We are not under .500 for once so thats good heartbreaking losses aside

>>151371049
This. I also hope Caleb vs Jayden is the decade-long quarterback rivalry that the NFC craves. See you in the playoffs sometime soon, Commies.

>>151371046
>choking faggot
>typed anon, posting an image of the Chicago Bears

>>151371060
>>151371067
based

>>151371057
Just trust the Raiders this week. This season could take a turn for one of the most hilarious in recent memory

>>151371057
Anyone with a winning record can beat Buffalo this season, they are pure frauds.

>>151371046
Do you guys like Ben Johnson in Chicago?

>>151371056
Did you miss that vape chad? All male Packer fans look like him, and the female fans are salt of the earth cuties

>>151370594
Meanwhile, back in reality...

>>151371013
It's literally the ESPN app.

>>151371077
didnt one of you cringelords get the call for the fail mary tattooed on your leg?
so fucking lame

>>151371068
Good cause we coming after your ass soon and we will win both ga

>>151371082
I'm not saying buffalo is impossible to beat but they still do match up well against KC and it is in Buffalo.

Chiefs aren't dead but they still have to fight for their right to party.

>MVP
>losing to Michael Penis Jr

>>151371083
nta but fuck yes
I saw more guys schemed open in the first 3 games than I saw all season last year even if Gayleb couldn't hit them or didn't see them

>>151371083
im loving him, he actually has energy and a personality unlike the retards we’ve had since the Lovie firing

>>151370191
How the fuck are the Commies winning? Sure, they lost to a bad team, but the defending Owl champs got absolutely fucking decimated by an even worse team.

>>151371087
No Wisconsins filled with faggots, we are coming for your ass Packtard and just like last year we will win both games against you, even if the Loins couldnt.

Phinsbros it's actually unironically over

>>151370931

>the league literally stopped doing the wonderlic test because the black QBs were performing terribly

>>151371090
move chiefs do- oh never mind you're good

>>151371090
>most non playoff teams beat playoff teams this week

>>151370414
>POOA
>BahamaSchizo

>>151371104
Recency bias

>>151371106
It's fucking been over ever since Larry Csonka left. Where the fuck have you been?

>>151371105
Promises promises

Trash Allen

daniels’ whole nonchalant gimmick really falls apart when he tries to caress the ball like he caresses his own mother and ends up fumbling
what a sick freak

>>151370931
Geno Smith

The NFCE has had a different winner ever season for the last 20 years and I swear to fucking God if the nummanders fuck this up under new ownership I am going to use their dead name and dead pronouns

>>151371083
He literally has won more road games in his first 5 games then Eberflus did in two seasons

>>151371104
Igglesincels jewing the polls

So who's the next coach getting the boot?

>>151371106
>not even players are going to the player meetings

>>151371131
Plot twist: everyone shits the bed and either the Cowboys or the Giants win the division at 8-9.

Are Chiefs legit or frauds?

>>151371136
glenn, woody will get impatient very very soon.

>>151371102
>>151371103
Thats cool, I feel like we kinda miss him in Detroit but at the same time he also set himself up as a villain with some of his parting words. Its a fun rivalry nonetheless and I look forward to their game in Week 18 it might have some playoff implications.

>>151371129
It does kind of irk me, hes sitting dapping up bears defensive players laughing and joking right after throwing an INT and losing a fumble.
Im liking the nice guy persona less and less.

>>151371136
Gannon even though he doesn't deserve it

>>151371136
It's gotta be McDaniel, right? I'm not even sure he's going to make it to their bye week at this point.

DONT INCUR HIS WRATH

>>151371121
Your team hasnt won shit since Rodgers left and even before he left you lost 3 NFCCGs one a horrendous choke to the Shecocks

>>151371136
McDaniel has lost control of the team, infighting and everything. Hes gone gone

>>151371129
>>151371158
Do you want him to have a meltdown after every play?

>>151371164
This is terrifying
How has AI gotten so realistic?
Powerful people will use this to spread misinformation

>>151371165
>the Cowboys hired Mike McCarthy even after this

>>151371153
he didn't set himself up for anything, you guys are just one of the more sensitive and whiny fanbases

>>151371146
No they need to steer the course. We need to see an 0-17 team.

>>151371146
I'm so glad he refused to coach the Saints. He looks way in over his head in New York.

>>151371169
McDaniel never had control of the team to begin with. Just look at him

>>151371106
it was over day 1 of camp my dude

>>151371145
If they have ref help they'll make the playoffs, realistically they shouldnt but its up to the teams in their division to beat their ass so badly that the refs cant save them and that hasnt happened except for once so far. Its really up to the Broncos Chargers and Raiders to step up and stop those faggots from making the playoffs again but I dont know that they all have the skill to do it.

>>151371165
What on a bullshit non-catch?
Yeah the chokes sucked but getting to a owl is tough. It is what it is

Why isn't McDermott being hot seated?
I expected more blood filled screeching from the cakes. Having the patriots creeping back upon them and all

But mostly the wailing from the Bills Mafia is silent. Can't afford the new season ticket prices?

>>151371136
Mike McDaniel

>>151371146
He deserve it

>>151371182
Broncos have their game at Mile High in their back pocket. I think it's been years since the Chiefs won that game. It could be a hell of a tiebreaker when push comes to shove.

>>151371146
>>151371178
No one would be successful coaching this Jets team, but he really does seem like a bad head coach. His game management at the end of the first half this week made it look like he has no idea what he's doing and can't think more than one step at a time.

>>151371175
I mean he did say a few things that could be construed as badmouthing Goff but thats just the nature of the NFL, im not hurt about it. I look forward to the game at Soldier Field.

>>151371170
The greats like Manning and Rodgers were cold as ice but also willing to blow up and hold others accountable when needed.

Being excessively aloof and goofy when people need to tighten the fuck up is just as bad as someone who has a melty every play

>gayden can't play under center
chat is this real?

>>151371185
McDermott has basically wasted Josh Allen's prime and the five-year stretch of the rest of the division being terrible. He probably does need to go. I wonder if Allen himself is personally vouching for McDermott at this point and that's the reason he's not being fired.

>>151371183
>hes complaining about refcalls from a game that happened over a decade ago

>he actually had a game where he didn't fuck up the entire offense
holy shit i thought id never see the day, good job swift, we'll still be trading for a RB at the deadline tho.

>>151371203
Its sad and very true

>>151371197
agreed, thanks for being cordial loinsbro

>>151370594
my Niners are toast dude

>>151371079
If the faiders do it, It would be the most funniest thing

>>151371203
>Gayleb
>Gayden Daniels
>Drake Gaye
>Micro Penis Jr.
>GayGay McSharty
>Blo Dix
Why is the 2024 QB class so gay? The only one that isn't is Spencer Rattler.

>>151371211
Thank Benedet and Wright

>>151371210
Meanwhile the Lions choked one to Brock Turdy kek

>>151370837
>4-2
exact record I thought the Rams would have

>>151371202
I get that, but it seems more like he's just a laid back guy. You can get people to tighten up without screaming at them every game

HOLD ON
IT LOOKS LIKE THAT FIELD GOAL IS COMING BACK

>>151371153
I gotta be honest I don't even really feel like there's a real rivalry compared to the absolute hatred I feel for the Packers, as reddit as it sounds
always love to see the meme plays and I wish you guys could have gotten Monty an owl last year

>>151370921
>you can't throw interceptions if you hold onto the ball
Galaxybrain

>>151371170
No but nobody wants a QB that takes losing as a joke and is dapping up the players on the other team with a smile on his face after he fumbled the game away. Its one thing to be optimistic and positive its another thing to come off as a goofball. Ive never seen a QB so happy after a game-losing fumble then he was tonight, most QBs have that look of refocusing and disappointment on their face.

>>151371164
Holy fuck I laughed
WAN?

When was the last time Kansas City actually swept Denver?

>>151370837
it's over

>>151371210
I'm not complaining. Shit >we got bailed out when they didn't give Bryant that catch one year. The reffies giveth, and the reffies taketh away

>>151371223
>Spencer Gaytler

>>151371225
good point, benedet was great for being a canadian UDFA in his first career start

YES YES, WELL DONE DETROIT, WELL DONE
HOWEVER!

>>151371235
He knows he plays for the Cumhandlers and will never win anything and he has accepted it.

this fucking sucks

>>151371235
He was like this last year too and the team wasn't super sloppy or anything. Discipline is the coaches job

>>151371219
hopefully y'all beat the Packers twice thatd be sweet

I refuse to believe JJ McCarthy is still injured

Fucking seething that the redskins defense sold the game that hard. Lost to the decrepit gnome known as d’andre swift. Fucking bum ass niggers. FUCK
Bears fucking suck and youll never win anything with your choking retard qb. >we played like dogshit and it took a fg as time expired to win. go ahead and laugh at me now faggots, your qb is mentally weak, gay, and paints his nails. NIGGERS

>>151371053
Baker

>>151371252
What's the issue?

>>151371260
I'd have him "injured" too after that horrendous performance a few weeks ago.

I refuse to believe GayGay McSharty is heterosexual

>>151371261
>choking retard qb
For all of his struggles, Caleb usually tightens up and plays well in the clutch.

>>151371260
I would injure his bussy

>>151371261
It wouldn't have been a close game if not for 3 phantom flags on the Bears, you retard.

>>151371261
shut the fuck up faggot
we triumphed over the reffies and your QB threw a pick to the guy with the most CTE on the entire team and then fucked up a handoff
get fucked

>>151371145
>>151371182
>>151371194
Chiefs didn't have their two best weapons and and were starting two novices on their OL, both of which are now playing at a pro bowl level. Chiefs had the toughest defensive schedule.

After getting Worthy they are now averaging 30 points and their defense is holding teams to 20 points. Mahomes' TD rate is now the 2nd highest since his 2018 season and currently leads all QBs in total TDs, total yards, and is 2nd in TD-TO ratio.

>Broncos, Chargers, Raiders
Fun fact: Chiefs' win rate against their division is the highest since the NFL merger. They only lose to them once on a blue moon.

>>151371261
That was redemption from the hail mary game. We must end hostilities between our franchises.

>>151371261
Easy, anon. R E L A X
We'll be okay

>>151371053
It's painfully obvious.

Afc is shit

>>151371252
>my bears have a chance at a cheeky 7th seed
this is actually friggin awesome in fact thoughbeit

>>151371282
Have you looked at your upcoming schedule?

>>151371202
you haven't seen the way he looks at his receivers when they drop a ball

>>151371282
>>151371261
You lost tho.
u mad?

>>151371276
ok but would you suck a log of shit out of mahomes asshole?

>>151371229
>You can get people to tighten up without screaming at them every game
Anon, most NFL players are fucking retarded meatheads who have spent literally their whole lives being barked at. Its how they have been conditioned since kindergarten. They arent normal well adjusted people, remember that. The whole game revolves around being explosive, they can handle a bit of emotion to get you going.

>>151371239
how is it over? You guys are 3-0 in division games and 4-2 overall, you could easily win the division and are in the best position to do so. I swear some fans flip their shit for no reason.

>>151371220
I dropped them down a tier this week. I already wanted to put them in injured reserve last week, but they haven't been losing despite everything. Shanahan has been doing too good of a job with what he has to work with to not think they can still be in the hunt for at least the last wild card.

jayden daniels RAPES his own mother btw

>>151371296
I would not.

>>151371252
>waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh where are my heckin boys

>>151371271
Dont give a fuck
>>151371273
Fuck you
>>151371274
Youre fucking gay
>>151371280
Kill yourself i hope your shithole city burns to the ground
>>151371294
NIGGER

>>151371291
They could win the division

>>151371289
Huh, out of nowhere the wild card fight's become a bit of a dogfight. Multiple teams in the AFC West, AFC East, and AFC South being better than we thought has complicated things.

That one Anon is right that maybe the Chiefs can't depend on a wild card spot if they don't win the division.

>>151371300
Their team is injured to hell and their two best defensive players are out for the season.

>>151371241
"Dez caught it" is far more famous than the refcall you're referring to anyways

>>151371293
The same way his mom looks at him when he gets caught sneaking out of his bedroom window at night?
Remember, mama says no girlfriends or late nights during football season.

the bears are who we thought they were

>you will never witness the Buffalo Bills making a Superbowl under McDermott to lose on a last second goal line interception only for the Bills to make it back to the Superbowl and lose by a last second goal line interception

The shitposting capabilities of "a second one has hit the" would be endless

>>151371312
LET THE SEETH FLOW THROUGH YOU

>>151371261
Sorry Skinsbro, at least the fag won't win anything else.

>>151371303
wtf what a sicko
>>151371312
fellate my johnson gayboy

>>151371282
>>151371261
>>151371312
Don't get mad at us. Blame your QB for fumbling. You can't do that late in the 4th quarter.

Herbert is cooking with ass

>>151371289
>queefs could miss the playoffs entirely
god I hope it happens

>>151371292
Do you really think this season is predictable anymore?
>>151371298
I get that. I'm just saying that I don't think Daniels really needs to be the one screaming at people.

>>151371323
Never understood this meme
Yes I've seen the Dennis Green clip
What the fuck was he talking about?
"They are who we thought they were"?
Makes no sense

>>151371261
your team fluked their way to an NFCCG and that is all they will ever accomplish in the next 5 years. It was a mirage you dumbfuck, it was like seeing an oasis in the desert and when you get to it its nothing but sand. It was NEVER real.

Reminder that Sean Payton tricked the Vikings into drafting JJ McSharty kek

>>151371333
Herbert has the superior WAG to Allen, at least. Madison Beer is nuclear-hot. She might be the hottest woman in the world. She's like an improved version of prime Megan Fox.

Jared Goff is undefeated against Mahom--ACK!

Jared Goff is undefeated against Mahom--ACK!!

Jared Goff is undefeated against Mahom--ACK!!!

Jared Goff is undefeated against Mahom--ACK!!!!

>>151371339
https://youtu.be/hFI4CDksHS8?si=7JGVnhqqe-8f2VeE
it's a classic

>>151371337
>I'm just saying that I don't think Daniels really needs to be the one screaming at people.
lol
So who should be the offensive leader of the team, if the QB lacks the ability to do so?
Will Mama Daniels hop onto the sideline and do it for him?

I'm loving the shit talk ITT. 10/10 so far.

>>151371340
Yeah youre retarded and wrong, all you have to do is actually watch football to realize that dumb nigger

>>151371333
true

>>151371260
they're in the process of cloning him

>>151371345
Honestly one of the worst one sided reffed games ive ever seen.
This week has taught me to NEVER, EVER bet on the NFL.
That and the patriots game proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the refs are swaying things for their sidebets.

>>151371347
Spiritually undefeated if not for the help of the refs last night

>>151371354
Bahamafag has never recovered from this

commies melty in the 'chan

>>151371351
This just gets back to how you can be a leader without flipping your lid on the field. Plus, other players call him a leader. It's one sloppy game out of 20

>>151371348
Yes I know but I still don't understand.
"They are who we thought they were"
Is he calling them good?
But then he says "we let them off the hook"
???

remember when fagiels was dancing around after a prevent defense memeshit rushing TD whilst down 30 points in the NFCCG
fucking clown

>>151371373
He's saying they're frauds that will lose when it matters. And he was right, they lost to Peyton and the Colts in the Owl.

>>151370151
The cucker becomes cucked.

>>151371353
You won on a last second fumble against the Buccs and a Loins team that was fielding home depot employees on defense. How the fuck did you think it was real? You got your ass beat so badly by the Eagles, the only real team you played, that the refs were going to reward a score to Philly because your faggot team was being so obnoxious about getting their ass belted that the refs had to pull out the rulebook on their ass and say listen up shitheads you're going to lose but you cant be a bunch of obnoxious timewasting faggot about it

>>151371007
3-3 or 4-2

>>151371373
he's saying they were shit, which the offense was, the defense and hester clutched up bigly

Ok Swifties, updated script here

Old Chiefs Rivals: Bengals, Bills, Ravens
New Chiefs Rivals: Jaguars, Broncos, Chargers

>>151371343
you have jewish fever

>>151371339
>What the fuck was he talking about?
That era of the bears, the defense was always top 5, and were always #1 in takeaways. Their defense would sometimes score more than the offense would.
They also always had a ~20th or worse offense, with terrible QB play who would give the ball away.

They lost to the bears defense.

>>151370326
>ruled a suicide
Wait a minute... are we sure there shouldn't be an investigation?

So the Ravens and Bills windows are closed, right?

>>151371368
after all that fucking chirping they've been doing too
actually cathartic as fuck

>>151371378
The Colts are lucky that Good Rex didn't show up that day. Also, Peyton threw 3 TDs and 7 picks that postseason, pretty jarring for an all time great QB.

>>151371393
Ravens should never have paid Lamar.

>>151371370
>This just gets back to how you can be a leader without flipping your lid on the field.
Sure, if you work as a middle manager at an insurance company.
Not if you are braindead cattle playing a violent explosive sport.

>>151371378
>>151371383
>>151371388
Thank you

Are the Bills and Lions frauds? They lost by multiple possessions.

It's not like the Chiefs' close losses where whichever QB got the ball last was going to win.

>>151371381
Didnt read, keep rationalizing, Ws are what matters dumb nigger

>>151371404
All three are frauds.

>>151371408
Every team is a fraud

>>151371408
Which team is NOT a fraud?

The Broncos have 30 sacks. They lead the league and have 10 more sacks than second place. They are on pace to have 85 sacks this season. The NFL recrod is 72.

Shit teams

>>151371393
Ravens yes if they dont hard correct next year, Bills is slowly closing but lets not overreact to 2 losses, also even if the Patriots are for real the Jests and Phins are most definitely not so its not like everyones saying where McDermott wasted the division being weak because it still is hilariously weak, the Phins have 1 win and its against the Jests who have 0 wins. The AFC East is still weak and will remain so for another year minimum.

>JD5 being criticized for his head coaching performance as he does not yell at his fellow players
meanwhile Ben "Bengay" Johnson can barely hold an interview without stammering

>>151371415
Falcons

>>151371415
None of them

It's in Shitgle DNA to not know ball
All they have is cope for their pathetic meme QB

>>151370771
Stop posting this the sample size of 13 pisses me off

>>151371419
The Broncucks also have Blo Dix as a QB. Have fun with that

>>151371324
>you will see the Patriots get their 7th ring before the razors even make it back there
I am reopening the X-Files

>>151371415
The Jets. They genuinely are that bad.

Can't wait for the Bucs to lose next week so we can stop this "fraud" meme. All teams will be considered bad.

>>151371419
>recrod

>>151371404
Yes but people won't talk as much about them because whether /NFL/ wants to admit it or not, the Chiefs are fucking box office and more interesting than the other frauds in the AFC. Not necessarily the NFC though, the Eagles, Cowboys, and Giants are all extremely popular. The Cumhandlers are the clear Jannetty of the division.

>>151371422
be nice to ben
he has autism
but that's why we love him
additionally, daniels fucking sucks

>>151371422
What happens when there is adversity and Jayden "middle manager" Daniels tries to light candles and hand out the talking feather to the team?
Real leader of men youve got with the demeanor of a librarian, trying to rally a bunch of dudes who can barely read or write

>>151371402
your team lost so why would I be the one thats mad? Im just explaining to you that their fluke run to the NFCCG was entirely lucky matchups, and their 12-5 regular season record doesnt mean much when you take into account how many horrifyingly bad teams there were last year that everyone beat up on to pad their win total, there were multiple team with 15 wins multiple teams with 14 wins too, that doesnt happen unless theres a bunch of bad teams and last year there was some horrendous ones like the Tits Jags Jests Pats Bears Gnats etc

>>151371431
The Shitgles have Gaylen Squirts who can't even play running back

Packers are a paper tiger. Lions miss their OC. Vikings don't have a QB. Bears win Da North.

>>151370470
If you actually watched this game, then this is no contest. Fields was likely the worst performance I've seen in 10 years.

>>151371037
Allen is done, you're just slow to process change

>anons are butthurt that a QB is having fun
Typical

>>151371406
Cool so where was your W in the NFCCG? Matter of fact where was your W tonight?

>>151371446
GODiels would heem the fuck out of your pussy bitch QB, shut the fuck up

>>151371406
>Ws are what matters dumb nigger
>loses to the fucking bears
you aren't very bright, are you?

>>151371324
They couldn't even make it to the super bowl let alone lose one. At least the 90s Bills teams made it four times. Total waste of a championship window. Enjoy being New England's bitch again.

>>151371037
I don't trust the Bills' defense desu.

>>151371448
>words words words

>>151371419
They had at least a few against the Eagles that were just Hurts stepping out of bounds at the line of scrimmage.

>>151371452
They have 5 very winnable games coming up

>all this seething
Bears make ya seethe?

>>151371466
traniels' glass knees get heemed by gravity
he's a feeble faggot

>>151371452
Theyre already 0-2 in division games anon

>>151371450
Why do the Eagles live rent free in your head? They're not even in >your conference.

>>151371466
Only thing Daniels is putting on the ground is the fucking football kek. Zesty Caleb would wipe the floor with RG5.

>>151371460
>having fun choking the game away and losing

>>151371466
I dont think his mama would like that very much.
Maybe he would just chill with a can of chunky soup. Maybe a potluck will rally his troops.
Chunky - The Soup that Eats like a Meal.

>>151371462
An NFCCG that was won by defense and a now washed up Shitley
Your meme team got exposed by a real QB, RB, and defense. Get fucked Fentglecuck

>>151370031
He is better than people wanna admit but waaaaaaaaaay worse than what they thought he was gonna be coming out of college.
He was supposed to be Thomas Manning Rodgers Mahomes Jr, but instead he is just kinda like a guy who can make some pretty good throws and scrambles but also does retarded shit. Is he TLaw 2.0?

>>151371466
Jayden is built like a fucking twig. GODleb would pin him to the ground and take his manhood.

>>151371466
He’s already got a knee brace on one leg. It’s rg3 all over again, I’m warning you as someone who lived in the dmv.

>>151371472
Your team lost to the Bears :) Its been more than 30 years since you won a superbowl :)
You lost to Jalen Hurts and the Eagles in the NFCCG :)
And finally your team changed its name to appease people :)

>>151371466
BASED BASED BASED
>>151371479
It's Fentglefags on a fent rampage right now.

Where were all these Bearsfags 2 days ago?

>>151371498
anyone with a brain knew caleb was coming into the league as a raw talent, that's why they brought ben in to teach him how to actually play outside of PAC-12 meme scrambles

>>151371466
Caleb is like twice the size of Jayden Daniels

>>151371507
>Its been more than 30 years since you won a superbowl :)
1985 was 40 years ago

>>151371496
:) cope

>>151371507
NO ONE FUCKING ASKED ABOUT THE FENTGLES YOU FUCKING MONKEY
>>151371512
Cool. He's still a game manager and a homosexual.

>the Bears are good enough again for all the Bears memes to start being reposted

I kind of missed this. I'm feeling nostalgic right now. Feels like 2010.

>>151371513
he’s gonna use those big hands to grip Jayden’s meat and get some chocolate milk maybe

>>151371519
Annnnnd now they'll finish 3-14

>>151371510
waiting, letting you retards do all the cringey ass chirping, setting yourselves up for a mighty KWAB in the process.

>>151371510
Your whole fanbase popped out of thin air early last year, on the same level as KC

PUT ON WEIGHT LIL BOY

>>151371510
Da Bears is /sp/'s team

>>151371508
Fentgle fans won a superbowl last year as you guys cried "next years our year" from the couch then next year started and you KWABOTY'd to the Falcons and the Bears

>>151371531
That's the Giants. You don't know ball.

>>151371531
Isn't Moot literally from Chicago?

>>151371519
This genny isn't ready for the NFCN to dominate the NFL again.

Bears should be 4-1, that week 1 loss was a meme

>>151371518
>jayden turndaballova
>>151370125

>>151371528
>__ didn’t have fans before zoomers were alive
this is what zoomers think about everything btw

>>151371537
No, he picked chicago because of the memes during /sp/s golden years

>>151370125
>conveniently stops raining after this drive

>>151371540
they need some serious help in the pass rush thobeit

>>151371537
He's not but he is a Bears fan. But let's be real 80% of the newfags in this thread don't even know who moot is.

Lets get things straight, if your team has changed names due to pressure from faggots who dont even watch football then you dont have a leg to stand on. The other 31 teams, carry on

>>151371547
Zoomers finally joined the fanbase after the family friendly rebranding, stomping on your checkered legacy?
Thats nice

>>151371560
No one cares about a tranny who works for Jewgle

>>151371563
We still call them the Redskins here though.
And your tranny friends don't count as "we"

>>151371462
Unless your shit team is named the eagles or chiefs, you didnt do better than my redskins last season dumb nigger
>>151371468
Im seething at the L retarded frogposter

>>151371578
you fags commonly refer to them as the 'ders
dont fucking lie

GO "DERS GO!
Well get em next week!

>>151371580
>wahhhh my team did betterrrrr than yours
and they didnt win anything that mattered the season ended and no one cares

>>151371599
oh yeah they fuckin for sure
what a sick bastard

>>151371613
>“For her, taking the agent’s test is because she wants to be knowledgeable and helping her son and guiding him through his NFL career. It’s important for her to have all that knowledge so she can give her son guidance, which will help him focus on the field, and she can help focus off the field for him, said Denise White, a publicist who works with Jayden Daniels and his family.

Remember all the studies about players having sex between games helping their focus?

Wtf why didn't any of you link the new thread?

>>151369828

>>151369828

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>>151371105
>Wisconsins filled with faggots
>we are coming for your ass