Thread 151371534

PREVIOUS: >>151362514

LAD: Freddie Freeman walloped a solo homer to propel the Dodgers to a 2-1 victory over the Brewers in Monday’s NLCS Game 1 showdown
LAD: Blake Treinen recorded the final out of the ninth inning to preserve Monday’s Game 1 win over the Brewers
MIL: Quinn Priester tossed four scoreless innings in Monday’s Game 1 loss to the Dodgers
SEA: Jorge Polanco smashed a tie-breaking three-run homer on Monday to power the Mariners to a 10-3 blowout victory over the Blue Jays in Game 2 of the ALCS
SEA: Julio Rodríguez clubbed a three-run homer in Monday’s lopsided Game 2 win over the Blue Jays
TOR: Trey Yesavage surrendered five runs over four innings in Monday’s blowout Game 2 loss to the Mariners

'stros

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

doyers

>>151371534 (OP)
based

'stros

How did Turang not let that pitch hit him what the FUCK

That’s a series changing play because you weren’t in the right state of mind knowing it’s bases loaded or a pussy

The markets moved. Not good news for the #1 seeds.

Watching Vampire Hunter D (1985)
>anime website

>>151371535
>>151371535
Let's make our way over to the real thread

>>151371587
Based af

>>151371587
not bad

just started watching Eastbound and Down
any other good baseball related shows you'd recommend /mlb/?

>>151371593
Lets make a better thread next time.

Dat Funcy Muncy

>>151371577
Crazy to think the Dodgers might still get home field in the WS

spics on /int/ try to score white people points by attacking jeets
spics on /sp/ try to score white people points by attacking blacks
spics on /mlb/ try to score white people points by spamming muncy

>>151371478
am i the argie or the nafri?
stupid spic animals can't even get your stories straight

>>151371478
KEK!

No one asked, Ale

"chikaner" was a chicano under the german flag who hated argentina
that other image is a nafri
alejandro is an argie under the miami flag
which one is it?
or could it be it's none of them

give it a break alejandro
days over, nows chill time

Brewers had the luckiest defensive play of the century combined with the umps trying to give them the game and they still burned all their pitchers and lost. At home.

>>151371647
why do you keep posting this in every thread? what am i suppose to be looking at? genuinely curious

don't reply to /pol/ spammer

>>151371666
he's a faggot that got groomed by a furry tranny discord because he can't afford vpns, pls understand

>>151371471
Yeah a bit, but cant hate on Snelly for chasing his bag

>>151371666
>senooooor if we spam muncy people will think doyer fans are white o algo
its nullifying their attempt at white people points

>Ohtani got on base 3 times by pure aura alone despite being 1 for 19
sheeeeesh, this nigga a straight killa

>>151371659
Bolsonaro lost and is going to jail

>it's still chimping out
Lmao get a life!!! LAWL!!

this is nu

damn it's lightning fast rn fr fr

Mariners won that ballgame btw.

>>151371695
nice one Msbro :)

>>151371695
I hope Reiner blows your ass up

We need nu tho

>>151371700
I don't think Rob Reiner packs that kind of ass

browncord mad tonight

>late night melty over the doyers winning
wew

>>151371713
you're mad dickless

>>151371679
i have no idea what it is you just attempted to type but consider finding help

>seethe because people post your racial representatives
kek

pretty sure everyone is more bemused and perplexed by your bizarre headcanon than they are seething
truly the most confusing cunt here

>>151371713
What?

>>151371739
It's his coming-of-age moment. for the rest of us it's Tuesday.

Jaybros and Brewbros, how are we feeling?

>>151371739
I take it you don't post on /int/ or /his/ and aren't aware of brownoids (especially LATAMs) attempts to score white people points then

>>151371679
la familia blanco

My Doyers gottem in a grand mal seethe. Its hilarious.

>>151371478
wow this is pretty racist. did jeetkaner ever have a response to this?

>>151371739
you're thinking too hard, or, perhaps, not enough

>>151371714
I tracked him the other day and spent almost every waking moment of his day posting. He's definitely gonna crash out on his parents one of these days kek.

>>151371739
he probably started browsing this website when he was like 7 years old. his entire worldview is shaped by insular 4chan memes. It's pretty remarkable

>>151371766
i saw this at the game but didn't understand the language

beautiful fans they ain't

No I post on /sp/ cause I am not some self hating dork beanpole KEK

migrate at 500 :
>>151371534 (OP)
>>151371534 (OP)
>>151371534 (OP)

>>151371602
kek so true
couldn't have put it better myself

>>151371803
>>151371804
>>151371806
dance puppet

>>151371805
meant for >>151371739

>>151371816
kek I figured that's what you meant lad x

are there any baseball players who wear size 39 pants?

I feel represented by max muncy

>Doyers gottem in a seethe
All is right in baseball

the irony is that doyerpacos are admitting their racial inferiority by spamming muncy kek

>alejandro seething hard this late
holy kek

based retard Ale keeping OUR /mlb/ bumped at the top of the 'log for easy access

Blake Snell
>doesn't drink
>doesn't smoke
>plays video games and even has a stream room (lmao)
alright bros, I think we found OUR guy. I'm kicking Bauer to the curb.

Double dessert tonight fellas. You earned it

>>151371872
do you have a response? >>151371761

>>151371884
>>151371761
you mean besides the fact nobody that you've posted is me or anywhere close to me? I'm white. You're projecting your browness

I think Teoscar needs to be pinch ran for every AB

>https://x.com/dannybarrand_/status/1977966337528865165?t=3qWfOyPUa50sK9-n4uBrKw&s=19

>losing hair
>getting death threats from gambling addicts
>cannot take criticism
>poor sleep
>had an divorce two years ago

Poor Shildt. Damn lol our organization really does wear and tear managers man. Unc raged quitted.

>l-let us spam the thread
kek can't keep up

>>151371880
I miss Snell :(

I'm just happy we beat the Cubs I never really cared beyond that. Dodgers and their superteam can fuck off. Go Mariners I guess

>>151371880
was it Snell that some anon said was a huge piece of shit in HS kek?

>>151371902
Cubs won that game

>he has to solve the CAPTCHA every time
kek

>Sweet delicious seethe
Its like its my birthday and Christmas at the same time!

>>151371534 (OP)
>thanks god when he wins
>doesn't thank god when he loses

>>151371902
>switched up this fast
cubbies got ya in a seethe!

>>151371880
wait thats based
does he play slop vidya tho?

My cubby bears won and you know it!

>151371908
is solving the captcha supposed to be difficult?

>>151371912
he still thanked god even when he blew yama's no hitter

>>151371921
nta but I would guess most athletes play normie slop

>>151371921
I get the impression he drinks energy drinks and plays vidya into the night

>>151371936
xhehas to act proud to be in a furry trannycord somehow

does the astromiguel just sit here quietly seething feeding into the spammers delusion about some phantom discord

>>151371880
his twitch page says he plays for the padres
most streamed games:
>fortnite (527 hrs)
>cod: warzone (362 hrs)
>mlb the show 20 (192 hrs)
>mlb the show 21 (84 hrs)
hasn't streamed since Nov 2024

>>151371934
Who is the sissy in blue? No homo. Is pink also a sissy?

>>151371975
thats me actually xP

>>151371971
he only streams during the off season.

dodger magic, baby

>>151371977
based ancientfag

>chicanos trying to brag about a white player
kek do they not see the irony?

>>151371964
it's the confounded Argie I tell ya!

>he pays for a pass
lmao

>>151371995
lol I did it begrudgingly when captcha was all fucked up on kurobaex after the hack

precious medals?

We up

Im a sissy

Muncie

>>151372020
Forgot to mention, go Brewers!

>>151372020
Love is love
Go cubs!!!

Baseball is boring. What sport should I get into next?

>>151372028
gaysconsin kek

>>151372035
Beisbol
it's exhilarating

I'm a brewers fan and I suck cock and let men fuck my ass and I cum hard

I do miss the old stalwart Brewbro who was the only one posting here loyally for years

...getting cold...might need a stove...

>>151372048
The playoffs are hot dont need a stove

>>151372055
sigh...

we need the mets offseason to start, i want to see what stearns gets for vientos

>>151372068
probably not much considering he's been a negative war player 3 out of his 4 seasons

Can you imagine a world without retards?

aledoos kek

>>151372035
bananaball

>>151372103
REEEEEEEE

muncyposter won

>>151372116
as a dodger fan I wish muncy poster would fuck off

>>151372042
>>151372103
also, forgot to mention I'm trans, not sure if that matters

what's with all the muncy posting?

>>151372123
bananaball but cut off the banana

Sick em Muncy poster!

yeah great thread guys

Baseball!

/mlb/ poster here. I'm gay

>>151372123
you'll fit right in!

>>151372152
Nice knockers!!

This is a disgusting act

>>151372190
THATS NUTZ

THIS WAS AN ATTACK

>>151372202
Weak

>>151372202
>my goodness

>>151372215
That's nasty

>>151372215
it's the dude looking like a mongoloid and then tapping his face with the glove that gets me more than the dog sucking

this is certainly one way to get to nu

>>151372227
I'd eat it if I was regularly swapping body fluids with her

Whatever is happening right now I support it

>>151371534 (OP)
In the last 5 years, my three teams have lost Juan Soto, Mitch Marner, and Kawhi Leonard. Please end my life.

>>151372245
He was also the only player in NFL history to have 2 runs of 90+ yards from scrimmage. don't know if that's still the case.

>>151371666
Mexicans

>>151372259
dont be afraid fella - hygiene is a sham
take a piss without washing your hands, drink from the hose, dip your penis in that enticing looking puddle, eat that food thats past the best before but smells alright
youll be okay

>>151372278
oh, I'm not shy about eating ass if it's the right person

>>151372245
was the bat already split?
he crumpled that like it was paper

>>151372285
Why do you have to jump to licking someone’s asshole

>>151372273
This really was poorly executed. Should have used the Mets “e” so it’d be more balanced.

>>151372291
because we were getting into perceived verboten territory. I won't knowingly ingest blood piss or shit but licking clean ass and puss is the shizz.

>>151372294
Kid should have been executed without trial for doing this tbqh. Some things you just don’t do.

>>151372320
fucking scott lmao

I don't want the season to end bros

>>151372320
kino

why does this general never talk about ronnie anymore?

>>151372338
Belisario had a solid few years but nothing special

God I Love being White

>>151372336
I remember watching this shit like it happened yesterday. I made this webm in fact.

>>151372348
saved it
appreciate your work fren x

gaycockin!

>>151372347
buntgod, I kneel...

>>151372339
>New Yorkers freaking out over a squirrel
It's crazy to think that many of these "people" have never experienced nature. The closest they've ever come to nature is plots of land artificially set up as city parks.

>>151372347
Why don't the brewers do this?

>>151372359
Kek!

>>151372366
years ago, some friends had their cousins from the city come visit for vacation and they bugged out at night because they said it was too quiet.

>>151372367
I like it when I can get a scale of how tall a girl is
makes it easier to imagine lewd things hehe

is this /nu/ tho

Gay Brewer here

>>151372386
filthy

>>151372278
>but smells alright
Yeah thats normal

Why did the Brewers burn their closer tonight?

Got me a little snacky

>inb4 someone in seattle burns canadian flag at the game
imagine the shitshow

>>151372437
I tried getting into canned fish, but I just can't do it.

>>151372449
I've always fishmaxxed.

>>151372401
God bless the New York Yankees

thanks for posting these WebMs. it takes me back.

>>151372401
I wonder how much SS were there just to facilitate this
Based Dubya

>>151372480
felt bad for him there. he really went all out.

>>151372487
Classic dad move in the next row autistically checking nothing happening on his home cameras.

>>151372426
mid game interviews make me seethe

>>151372401
today I learned he played baseball for Yale, was on their rugby First XV, a cheerleader (?) and was in the Skull and Bones
interesting guy

>>151372486
did he get knocked out a bit?
its a pretty impressive piece of fielding if the throw was accurate

>>151372401
>>151372518
Dubya was born to be the commisioner of baseball but life circumstances forced him to become a politician.

>>151372531
Imagine how much coke they would do at the owners meetings?

>>151372524
yeah, he was shaken up. can't remember if he stayed in the game. it was late in his start and ofc most everyone made fun of him instead of applauding the effort.

>>151372554
why did I chuckle at this dumb shit

>>151371587
You have good taste pumpkin pepe anon

If you buy a pass can you dump a bunch of posts consecutively

>>151372641
I'm done

>>151372641
no I dont think so
just lets you use vpns and not have to do captchas I believe

Those all look like AI

>>151372646

it didn’t bother me at all, I was just curious

I hate snell because he's a blatant ring chaser and clout hungry loser, but he actually gets rewarded for it

>>151372707
He's where he belongs. With winners.

>>151372707
I still like Snell I just hate that he's on the Doyers

>>151372707
wtf are you talking about retard? the previous year no one even wanted to sign him until the Giants stepped in late in the process.

Thats what you get for being fags and signing Mashito and Darshit right after they left the Dodgers. Suffer.

>>151372747
Cubs signed Darvish then traded him to the Padres

>>151372757
He should have fell on his sword in 2017

>>151372339
I cannot fathom reacting to wildlife like this. Do city slickers really?

>>151372747
Stfu you only had them for a season

>>151372743
The Dodgers did try to sign him, but they didn't offer him a lot of money. The giants were the only ones who actually offered a big contract only for him to opt out so he can try and get a big deal with the dodgers literally a week after the world series openly talking about how he just wants to win a ring.

>>151372783
Good riddance. Fucking garbage taken OUT

>>151372449
There's a little ring that you need to pull and the lid should just peel right off.

>>151372836
I think most guys instinctively do the same thing unless they're thinking about it ahead of time

>>151372840
Lawl

>>151372840
check out the big brain on Brad

>>151372861
I was only trying to help man.

>>151372831
Retard

>>151372403
>>151372403
KEK!!!

>>151372878
Fucking losers! Lmaooooo

My brewjays ( ._.)

MarinerNATION

>>151372889
Yup talking to a retard lol

>>151372919
Yup. Talking to a loser.

>Bochy is not being considered by the Padres as a potential manager
BOO, ONE LAST RIDE, FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE!

>>151372967
you tards should be gunning for Baldelli

AJ Ellis with Kershaw becoming an assistant pitching/bullpen coach with Niebla lol imagine

>>151373031
doubt Kersh comes back to the game except for random appearances here and there. He's got a million kids and seems like a homebody.

The year is 2045, Dodgers manager Max Muncy is on his 4th losing season after the front office has denied him of any opportunity to sign free agents due to Ohtani's yearly deferral payments. Padres manager, Manny Machado, instructs his star player, Dominican phenom Tito Frenriquez, to throw at Muncy's dugout WITH INTENT. Muncy sits in Dave Roberts' old chair, eating his Dodger dog hoping Japanese rookie, Yua Gei, will bean him in retaliation. Yu Darvish, who has managed to extend his career another 20 years by learning how to pitch left handed, is just confused why the rivalry is still going like this.

>>151373076
El ciudad de Juarez Padres

The year is 2045, MLB now has 40 teams, somehow 4 of those expansion teams are still in New York and LA.

The year is 2045, Alejandro finally understands precious medals are not an exploitable resource.

The year is 2045, the Yankees still have not won a world series lol

Dodgers might have rings but they will never have Petco Park

ohtani faggots
>actually ohtani won the game with that walk

>>151373240
edman won it against the phils walk off error when he got the first hit that inning (kim pinch run)

is there going to be a lockout in 2026?

>>151373329
2027

Prepping to burn my hat to ashes.
If they dont want to win, they dont deserve my support

>blow gays
how the hell did the tigers take the meminers to the brink?

>>151373338
phew

>>151373329
doyers and ohtani have guaranteed that there will be a lockout
I warned about this but no one listened

He’s just back in time

>>151373400
soto and the mets too?

>>151373387
the bye let the mariners get cold, now they're awake

>>151372707
Kys

>>151373416
to a lesser extent

>>151372707
>blatant ring chaser
At least he's actually contributing towards winning that ring

>>151373462
Why haven’t you killed yourself yet?

Kek that added seethe makes that Dane pack hit harder.
Arte Moreno

>>151373416
>>151373462
let's all bear in mind everyone is making money. no need to talk about this shit at length now. We'll have nothing but time to argue/discuss this shit if and when it happens.

>>151373387
Skubal dealt psychic damage. Blue Jays don't have that.

So how’s Timmy feeling today?

>>151373510
sorry boss, just learnt about the lockouts today boss

>>151373525
it's unrelenting and tedious when it's going on. same arguments all the time. same behavior of brinksmanship from the owners. same behavior of capitulation from the players union.

>>151373535
i can imagine this genny goes insane throughout

>>151373510
>revenue

>>151373510
"How to Spend a Ton of Money and Still Not Win Anything" by Arte Moreno.

I hate that the Doyers keep winning by the skin of their teeth

GM

>the state of the 51st state

>ohtani's on the verge of batting under .100 in the postseason
>brewers kept intentionally walking him
I get the the double play was at least the right move, but other than that, you have no reason to be scared of Ohtani in October

>>151373891
jeter gives off raped vibes.

gm

Morning all.

I'll see you at the top.

>>151374019
>get murdered before you can play a full season in the majors
>don't even get a picture on bbref
Poor Greg Halman.

Brewers are going to tie it tonight.

We need nu tho

>>151374702
BASED

>>151374702
Doesn't matter neither of those shit teams are going to do anything against the Mariners

Ohtani-Kiryu
Yamamoto-Nishiki
Sasaki-???

>>151374940
Yamamoto would be Majima
Sasaki would be Nishiki

>>151374940
Sasaki would be Rikiya I guess
but I don't think Ohtani is a good Kiryu either he seems like a real slimeball and Kiryu has a heart of gold despite all the bad shit he's done

>>151374702
kys

blowgaydoo 'em!

how does mlb expect pitching to work after expansion? most teams can barely find 4 starters these days.
and what about hitting? we're suppposed to be okay with guys in the lineup batting under .200 every night?

they need to contract and restructure the minors to make it a real league people can care about enough to spend money. seems to work well for soccer

>Umpire Doug Eddings missed 24 calls in ALCS game 2.
>This was the worst called playoff game since October 7, 2022 -- a game also called by Eddings

>>151375067
Introduce a new rule that states your starter must pitch 6 innings or throw 100 pitches (whichever comes first) to keep your designated hitter; otherwise, you forfeit the designated hitter.

>>151375084
>be blue jaysw
>cheat
>lose
blowgaydoo 'em!

>>151372183
what did anon mean by this

>>151375100
based humiliation ritual rule

>>151375084
i think its time we return to the old rules with 5 or 6 balls for a walk. back then it was considered unsporting to try to work a walk. the point of the game is to hit the ball. if its close enough to be wrong its close enough to swing. there should be no robot umps. aruging balls and strikes should be a 20 game suspension.
swing the god damned bat.

gm mariners nation
gm jaysies
travel day today so we're stuck with the simple life baseball featuring paris hilton and nicole richie and their hollywood hijinks at america family field today, sadly
>>151375084
both alcs games were poorly called behind home plate

>>151375129
You want baseball to be even lower scoring than soccer then?

>>151375126
>pitch like shit
>week is done
>rest for 5 days on luscious, silky pillows
It's accountability, and these millionaires could show some humility anyway.

I still don't get it. The outs were at home and third, but wasn't Muncy out because the ball was caught without it ever hitting the ground? Then the out at home would've been the double play. So really this was a triple play, right (even though they already had one out)

>>151375230
The ball hits the wall.

>>151375240
That's not the ground tho

>>151375246
The wall is functionally the ground.

>>151375266
Maybe in sideways world

>>151375281
foh weab

>>151374461
>On August 16, 2012, Dutch authorities released Jason Halman from custody, after prosecutors agreed with his attorneys that Jason had been suffering from psychosis at the time of the stabbing, induced in part by his cannabis use.[39] Jason agreed to supervision by a probation officer and to undergo mental health treatment. On August 30, 2012, a Dutch court formally acquitted Jason due to temporary insanity. The court freed him, stating that his psychiatric and psychological assessments found that there was only a small chance of reoccurrence.
kek you can murder whoever you want in the netherlands as long as you smoke a joint first

>>151374019
>>151374461
recker on the grid!

>>151375354
>ausmus
stankeedoo 'em!

>>151375230
If it hits anything other than the glove or the player it's a live ball.

>>151375440
eugeniodoo 'em!

>>151375442
Polanco gets the extra 2ft for a homer.

>>151375143
no i want them to swing the bat when its close instead of trying to walk like a faggot. walking should never be part of the plan. batters should view it as a failure.
and we've all seen guys hit HR off balls that bounced. it doesnt need to be in the zone to be hit well.

>>151375246
this is a rule change i could support if boston didnt exist

I like walks because my M's always swing for the fences and the walk resets the strikecount.

recycled nu
>>151371535

>>151373327
Did that really happen?

>>151375230
Doggiedoos kek

>>151375230
No you retard a bouncer catch is like if it hit the ground. Shut the fuck up already.

Dodgers won that btw