Thread 151373086

(the rat is a metaphor)

>>151373094
I believe it

a rare sighting >>151371048
albeit a possible imitator or the fame has gone to the bandits head (very tame and 5am on the dot? much to consider)

>>151373108
TWINKIE HOUSE

>>151373133
the 5am bandit has seemingly struck again, this time with a devastating hit and run attack on once-in-a-century talent Florian Wirtz. we as the entire /epl/ community must come together to condemn this.

>>151373133
the banksy of /epl/
going to tell us to open our borders to /int/ and /pol/ soon

>>151373094
bumbaclaaaaat

lmao they're still seething over saka and writz being frauds. rent free

FYI I got 3 jugs of piss in my room

>>151373207
Fucking disgusting. You are a barbarian. No man needs more than 2.

>>151373207
>only 3
kek, rookie number
also Liverpool WILL lose against Manure this weekend.

grim handball

>>151373373
clearly unintentional

london fc play another literally who country tonight
personally couldnt give less of a fuck

>>151373454
more of a lionesses man i take it
understandable

harry mong backs into players causing them serious risk of injury

>>151373373
I hate these.
It just incentivises flicking the ball up hopefully.

There is nothing more patriotic to me than watching a young African lad bangin' it 'bins against some random eastern european slavic shitters while proudly wearing the three lions. It's literally what England is and always has been about.

>>151373458
lol fuck off

Genuinely don't even know any of the results

>>151373576
Doesn't matter at all, only the tournaments do.

England should just play percentage football t bh
Get Maguire in there
Get Burn in there
Get the crosses whipped in
Get the time wasted

Why are gays also always nonces?

>>151373598
It's just who they are mate

r/soccer are saying Wirtz and Isak had a fantastic international break

>>151373789
>reddit
we get our opinions from X the everything app (formerly twitter) here

>>151373598
>Be ABL
>Be paedo
Many. Such. Cases.

dave won

>>151373811
>aura

dave won doe

>>151373866
M-M-M-MULTI CLUB

>>151373866
I just hope Liverpool fans weren't against this sort of thing when it came to Chelsea and City

>>151373086 (OP)
this photo has to be worth an award or something surely

>>151373866
Well that's Bordalas sacked

>>151373980
Bruno Fernandes streaking at the Wales game? Bloody hell

>>151374016
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

https://youtu.be/nf9kpRAgx4s
Kikebridge has been ordered by his masters to do damage control for Floporkes, Auschwirtz, and Pissak

>>151373517
Still the worst one I think I've seen in recent times was Livramento's against Mbappe.

Reminder: as evidenced by Coote's conviction, all ABLs are gay nonces

>>151373811
>utdtrey
>aura
>twitter/x
you don't need to quote an Indian to say isak is a flop

There is nothing more patriotic to me than watching a woman falling to be bangin' it 'bins against some random eastern european slavic shitters while proudly wearing the three lions. It's literally what England is and always has been about.

Now to buy a TV that comes with 3 Lionesses on the screen.

Ooo david coote, ian watkins is now smilling in heaven for you

>>151373811
he's still better than Wirtz lmao

>>151374112
I wouldn't read too much into it.
Closet gays always target their self hate towards other gays, Kloppo for example.

>>151374016
What will it take for Bruno to learn his lesson?

>>151374860
This is Bruno, Mazraoui, and Amorim all fused into one.

Manchester United is letting Bruno down in a big way

>>151375287
Define "Passing grade"

>>151374860
Blud was just having a piss, I'm sure Vlad has never had a drunk piss on the street before

really funny how much arsewog has been spamming about recent transfers but dead silent when it comes to the arsenal striker currently stinking up the sweden NT

>>151375315
Its an amalgamation of a player's

1. Right foot passing
2. Left foot passing
3. Pressure passing
4. Unpressured passing
5. Through ball passing
6. One-touch passing

>>151375287
where is florian wirtz

Was just at a party recently, striking up conversation before eating, asked some of the guys which clubs they supported. First guy said West Ham and said he'd have left leg of the chicken. Second guy said he supported East Ham and said he'd have the right leg. Last guy said he supported Arsenal but mentioned he wasn't hungry at the moment.

>>151375747
a chicken eating party?

>>151375747
and the Brighton fan said he'd suck the hosts dick hehe

>>151375747
Priest humour

sovl

>>151375936
Corr

>>151375747
A chicken isn't ham
>>151375885
I'm a Brighton fan and I'll have you know I haven't sucked a dick all week.
>>151375936
Proper

>>151373086 (OP)
POV: youre a scouser having dinner

>>151373829
Looks like most Liverpool fans lol

>>151375315
Usually a C, isnt it?

FEED THE SCOUSERS

>>151375936
I cannot bloody wait to watch some african fella bang some goals in fer England. COME ON YA BASTARDS

>>151374055
>been ordered by his masters to do damage control
Speaking of that: https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1977722419373650431

>"Why is our enjoyment of football being interrupted for something that is boring"
>Kaveh Solhekol reflects on the news that UEFA have set up a working group which will consider making changes to the format of international qualifiers

Can guarantee he wouldn't be saying that if Sky still had the rights for international games.

>>151376391
curry and chicken masala?

what is arsenal plan now that gyokeres has been proven fraud

>>151376940
pass him the ball so he can score instead of using him as a cb magnet

>>151376963
>can't score againts kosovo
>thinks he can score in the best league of the world

>>151375936
lovely stuff

>>151376997
can't score?
I'll have you know he scored a brace against Leeds

>>151376759
he's not wrong though. hate international breaks. didn't realise we have another one coming shortly. takes the piss.

>>151376791
Sverige! Its time!

>rogers
>gordon
>anderson
>spence
prefer this to the alternatives personally, dunno what smelly is doing there albeit

Every year since 2020 people say this is the year VVD declines and every year he proves hes one of the best footballers in the league.

>>151377123
>RB not wearing 2
not having it

>>151377055
is there any way to make qualifiers interesting?

>>151377123
>konsa instead of guehi

>>151377145
>challenge grade
Nobody has any idea what that means.

>>151377210
>>151377210
>>151377210
the matchy

>>151377145
Conceding 1.2 goals per league game on average btw

Myles Lewis-Skelly should be nowhere near the England NT. Walking red card.

>>151377726
Arsewog was trying to blame Gordon for Smelly being a complete spastic walking red card who ruins every attack, unfortunately Gordon scored and shut him up

>>151376791
It's as good as we can afford. They also would speak Swedish instead of English like the Dane. Which is ironic considering Graham Potter is literally fucking English.

>>151379269
Yeah, I know, it was comical how fast he slinked off.
Just dreading the WC, the Beckham red is one of my worst football memories.

alri lads was stroking me cock in bed in me underpants in the dark and felt something on me leg
turned me flashlight on and it were a big fuck off thick spider
jumped out of bed and had to turn me new hoover to suck it up
not happy lads

>>151375936
looks like barnsleys ground

>>151379894
>in bed
nice try dave

lee dixon and matt upson are the two most obnoxious commentators ive ever been subjected too

>>151377726
Lewis Smelly is shit
>>151380178
I would eat your pussy too, girl

>>151380178
Dixon is the most boring miserable cunt on earth, my dad complains about it every time we watch an England match with him commentating, fucking sucks all the joy out of it. Not sure why they keep giving him work

>>151379945
we don’t sign our posts here

Can't wait to see what the 5am bandit will cook up tonight. Reckon it will be something to do with Lewis-Skelly.

>>151380472
tonight's the night I catch him in the act

no man united player should ever be allowed to play for england again

next international break is now completely pointless

>>151380605
As are posts complaining about international breaks.

>>151380648
whats your point

>>151380692
You're a faggot and you should kys.

>>151380605
it's getting me fired up for the world cup, I'm considering taking a cheeky drive to see a game or two

>>151380605
>BASED international breaks
>Pointless
Pick one and ONLY one

>>151380702
angry bitter lad, as unhinged as ever i see

>>151380738
Be quiet you whinging wog.

>>151380605
They're a good chance to try out some other players like Bellingham, Grealish, Foden, Wharton. See if they're willing to grasp the opportunity or whether they should just be left behind. Serbia and Albania will be looking to get as many points as they possibly can, so the opposition will at least be trying to win the match (unlike the friendlies we'll play after the new year, where players are just trying to avoid injury).

>>151380758
got your number dont i angry bitter lad

>>151380758
we don't sign our posts here

>>151380605
We don't sign our post here

One of the worst referees of all time will be in charge for the biggest fixture in english football again. Can't wait till he makes it all about himself again.

>>151380797
go back to your containment thread you sad cunt

>>151380797
Who is a good ref in your eyes?

>>151380797
There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chinnegan
The wind came along and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan

There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He went fishing with a pin again
Caught a fish but it flopped back in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan

There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He ran a race and tried to win again
He fell down and bumped his shin again
Poor old Michael Finnegan

>>151375287
>>151375573
Just what we needed, more ‘stats’ that doesn’t actually tell you anything. Thank god for the mathematicians making sure this sport is being saved from having any semblance of soul or common sense, wouldn’t want that now would we. Now literally every decision in the transfer market, academies and meme ratings like sofa score comes down to some arbitrary numbers. The founders if football are probably grinning ear to ear looking down.

>>151380862
Nah real talk f@m (no cap) who is a good ref? They all suck colossal amounts of dick. Anybody who cries about refs is a pussyole fr fr ya dun no

Nonce league. Nonce nation.

for me, a good ref is one who ignores filthy pieces of disgusting arsenal shit kicking and backing into players for 90 minutes, a bad one applies the rules evenly

>>151380702
Holy BASED

>>151380919
still seething are you angry bitter lad?

>>151380889
It's hard to remember the good ones cause the good ones that aren't massive fuckups don't grab any headlines, it's easy to remember the shit ones - off the top of my head: clattenburg, pawson, kavanaugh and of course oliver the baby faced twat who despite being shocking for 15 years is somehow top of the pile

>>151380979
no one gives a shit
go back to your containment thread

>>151380989
I don't know what you're talking about fag

>>151381003
go back to your containment thread you weird little freak

>>151381008
Which one? link me my so called containment thread

just saying A LOT of people benefiting from me already using my 'ace up my sleeve's image

they have a containment thread but they refuse to use it
said it before will say it again arsenal customers are the kpop fans of english football

>>151381039
But I'm not an arse customer, I was initially talking about the liverpool vs manu game
take your fucking meds schizo

>>151380896
Just as I was about to approve your green card, Hans...

>>151380979
>>151381003
>>151381093

>>151380979
My point is they all fucking stinks. If you're a fan don't cry about the refs actually look at your shitty team.

>>151381039
Last year made me realise how arsenal fans are by far the worst online fanbase. The absolute psychosis, cope and weird conspiracy theories every single time they drop points is ridiculous.

Constant entitlement and turning on their own players after 1 game

>>151381184
Nice to see a sane person seeing the light. It's a shame as well because Arsenal were always a pretty respectable club until Shart turned up.

>>151381240
supporting arseanal used to be a rude boy ting, now it's just neeky

What I don't get is why the FA bothered arranging that friendly against Wales. Tuchel has a limited number of games before the World Cup, and when you remove the qualifying matches (which are naturally going to be against relatively weak opposition), you're only left with 6 friendlies. Surely you want the opposition to be as strong as possible to see how the team copes against better opposition? Even if it is a friendly and neither team will be going full throttle, we'd get a much better idea of how the team can handle players that can actually do something with the ball.

>>151381093
>schizo
He is by the way. Posts at 5am seething about a club he doesn't support, could you believe it?
Then he moans in here about his sleep pattern like anyone gives a fuck (4chan is his entire life)

>>151381427
>What I don't get is why the FA bothered arranging that friendly against Wales.
Wales specifically asked for it. I remember prematch they were making a big thing about how Craig Bellamy wanted a match against England to gauge their quality.

>>151381488
bet he regrets it now kek

115 charges (actually now over 130 due to City refusing to co-operate) update:
>According to The Independent’s Miguel Delaney, figures at the Premier League are reportedly bracing themselves amid ‘growing murmurs’ that the decision is expected ‘this month.’

Mad the way City are being punished for spending their own money. Imagine if you want to the shop to buy a pint/bag of milk and the police were there and like "whose money are you using to buy this?" and you were like "mine?" and they were like "in the back of the van now, son. that's against the rules of the law!" it would be like "!!!!" know am saying?

>>151381448
He just wants to watch wwe

>>151381488
That makes more sense then. Although I hope that England do pick the opposition for their 4 friendlies after the New Year a bit better. Even just playing in some hot countries would probably be useful experience for the players.

>>151381611
The problem is that City weren't spending "their" own money. Their owners were using dodgy sponsorship deals to funnel Abu Dhabi funds into the club.

>>151381611
i saw a rage bait youtube short the other day where some geezer was being stopped by police and they were searching his car saying if he has a 500 quid i think it was theyll take it because they think its from drugs even though the only proof was the money no drugs
mental

The worst part about this general is that there are like 4 people who are actually willing to have a proper conversation. Everyone else just makes snide remarks about certain clubs/players, hoping that fans of those clubs will take the bait and get angry.

>>151381751
Agreed, it's why I barely post in it now.

>>151381751
Yep it's annoying. For example I dislike certain other clubs but it's boring to post about them as though I hate them (also comes across as obsessing over them). I try to be unbiased about what I post about.

>>151381719
Unironically had a similar thing happen to me when I was about 17

>Out with a friend one night walking around where we live
>Police stop us and ask the usual what you up to, where you been, where you going, etc
>Tell them because we have nothing to hide
>Start searching us
>Tell us the vicar's house has been robbed so if we have more than £30 on us, between us, we were getting arrested
>I asked him if it was illegal to carry money
>He didn't appreciate that
>It's not even like £30 is beyond the realms of possibility to have on you at any one time
>Which I also explained and he again didn't appreciate
>We didn't even have £30 on us anyway and they were fucking seething when they had to let us go

It's not like now where they seem to have less power than any other general member of the public. They were real pricks.

>>151376940
Likely merino up top again

>>151381751
the once every week or two time i can actually have a nice chat with someone or a few people is usually worth it though

>>151381902
FOY

>>151381778
No one misses you and your team is shit.

>>151381789
This is tragic lmao

>>151381789
Based Sanchy going for the Ibra third person persona

guess the arsenal player

i really fucking hate liverpakis

oh my word is that bloomin florian wirtz going off to media darlings Liverpool

kneel to black defenders

LIVERPOOL ARE FLIPPIN DREADFUL

I WIPE MY ARSE WITH EM

harry kane is way too good honestly, these goals he scores from half chances are exquisite.
shame he went to blundershitga

>>151385484
What happened to the other black they were excited about? Can't tell the difference between them.

>>151373598
I want to know how he was caught. The only info I could dig up was that he copied the files from an old HDD to a new laptop. How does that lead to the police knowing he has CSAM? Are they scanning everyone's computers for known file-names?

>>151389037
All gays have child porn.
Arrested a faggot? Just squeeze him until he admits it

For me, it's Ever-reachy Ezzay

how come the schizos are all(assuming it's >1) asleep till now?
have they got employed?
can't say i dislike this peace and serenity thought.

Letting this doode go just as he was hitting his peak was the equivalent of selling Salah four years ago.

>>151373086 (OP)
israeli pitch invader

florida wirtz you're fired

>>151390104
nah liverpool fans hated him a year ago saying he had no end product and was just a dribbler
now they say gakpiss cuts inside and shoots too much

>>151390131
That's antisemite, Gary!

>>151390293
justifies Pool's late goal against them the cheating diving rats

>>151390293
>opposition teams climbing into the stands to take long breaks against Eddie's Nvthern Bvlls

>>151390293
And Liverpool fans will have the nerve to complain about the clubs above them in this list timewasting and not coming to play football.

>>151373094
>Diamonté
yer boy sanchz dating tranny strippers?

Oh is that England's brightest new prospect, Myles Lewis-Skelly, oh my word I simply say oh how marvellous

>>151390395
this is what happens when you keep the Liverpool players out

Eze, Guehi, Konsa, Saka — all pure bred African stock.
We’ve officially crossed the rubicon from Caribbean ngubu’s to African ngubu’s.
We’re no different than France now.
If you’re White? and cheering for these players - then there’s something really wrong with you.

>>151390534
Goes for all arsenal players really, none of them are there on merit (literally what merit?)
Foden is the most disrespected player in England, he's levels above a meme like Saka.
PFA is a good barometer, the players themselves know talent when they see it.

>>151390551
>Foden is the most disrespected player in England
Has never proven this for England btw

>>151390551
Foden for England:
37 games
4 goals
He hasn't scored or assisted in 15 straight games for us.
At what point would you have dropped him? He was our worst player at The Euro’s. 7 games. 0 goals. 0 assists. If anyone deserves a second chance at LW it’s Grealish.

no difference between Scousers talking about the England national team and the Irish/Welsh/Scotch doing the same

>>151390534
He’s also a dickhead, so there’s that too.

Serious question. Why are keepers disproportionately white compared to fielders? Is it because the more talented black and brown players play as fielders or are whites actually better keepers?

>>151390575
I don't see why Grealish should get a game ahead of Gordon and Rashford desu.
It's between him and Barnes for third choice imo, but we will probably see Foden on the left again before either get a chance.

a quarter of all football teams will be at the world cup, qualifying is just a joke now

Friendly reminder that when Kane retires we’re cooked.
It’s back to the Roy Hodgson days.

>>151390624
Pickford, Rice, Gordon, and Kane have got to be the 4 ugliest white men in the entire country.
You could literally take any random white lad from any village and they’d look like Casanova alongside that quartet of mongs.

>>151390598
It’s because goalkeeping requires the ability to think at least one step ahead and not react immediately to what's happening at all times.
Blacks generally lack forethought.

>>151390575
Your reading of football is Twitter-tier.
Saka is a flat track bully, a total liability in high stakes matches. Look at Spain last year, they didn't give a shit about him. Europa League level player.
Arsenal hasn't won a PFA in almost two decades. None of them should be anywhere near the England NT.

>>151390534
Completely factual. He's dreadful.

>>151390624
We can just play Juden as a false 9, that seems to be where he wants to play anyway.

>>151390568
>>151390575
The idea that a player is shit in one shirt but good in another shirt is obvious insanity. Either he has talent and ability or he doesn't - and he's shown he does. I prefer him out of the squad because there's no point using him if you don't play him to his strengths as an inside 10 on the right, and it's a waste of a position to force him into the squad for the sake of it like Southgate did

>>151390624
I'm going to get incel hate for this, but honestly we should give Alessia Russo a chance.

>>151390685
>The idea that a player is shit in one shirt but good in another shirt is obvious insanity
the difference between a club and a national team isnt the colour of the shirt though is it
with their club players have much more time to get to know each other and have systems drilled into them
there is also a difference in pressure, just because you can perform and have good stats over a full season on average it doesnt mean you can perform when its do or die

>>151390646
Pretty incredible to have 5 Wayne Rooney tier mongs all in the starting lineup.

>>151390646
you spend a lot of time going around villages checking out the local talent do you

Fun Fact: We haven’t lost a World Cup qualifying game since 2009

Qatar?
Jordan?
Uzbekistan?
Cape Verde?

Yeah, this semen slurping sport ain’t for me…

>>151390733
This but unironically

>>151390733
>tfw England is UEFA's last hope
Guess we'll have to save Europe all over again

>>151390695
I think he has performed well under pressure before though. None of this matters though because he isn't getting picked, and by his own admission he was suffering from immense burnout during that Euros campaign where everyone was shitting on him, and it bled over into his club form too.

>>151390685
>The idea that a player is shit in one shirt but good in another shirt is obvious insanity
No, we've seen it before

>>151390733
Bring back Panama, Honduras, China and Togo

>>151390733
Reminder that FIFA wants to add another 16 teams on top of this.
You’re unironically going to get fixtures like Tahiti vs Turkmenistan at the 2034 World Cup.

>>151390762
I will be 45 years old by then

>>151390733
>Uzbekistan

>>151390293
>sandcastle
>poonite
>rentboys
they really hate football, i wonder why only arselel and liverpud are the ones that get the most stick here

>>151390395
This is what happens when you're inclusive to black defenders.

>>151390575
fodens a cute chav and i want him in my bussy so leave him alone your just jelous he's a good footballer x

>>151390598
It's because fat kids play in nets and those are mostly white

>>151390664
>Your reading of football is Twitter-tier.
the irony lol

they're pushing to have women's teams in the world cup too

>>151390750
God I miss those days

>>151390809
please let this happen

>>151390825
>darkies will still say we need them

how will AW deflect from skelly now...

>>151390825
>livramento
>burn
>hall
>rice
>wharton
>anderson
>palmer
>gordon
holy grim it's just newcastle shitters without the brazilians that carry their team

https://x.com/Matt5cott/status/1978069575926177986

Generational PGMOL melty

>>151390825
you're posting a shit team but you didn't put Lewis Smelly in there too?

>>151390854
bring back the character limit, holy shit

>>151390845
big game player
scored vs barcelona in the 90th minute and grabbed the ball to go for another
big game mentality

>>151390850
Ah yes, Noocassel legends Rice, Wharton and Palmer

>>151390870
now type that without crying

>>151390855
this team wins the world cup lad
no space for shitters

>they're taking the knee again
how have the powers that be not worked out that you can arrest 12 year olds for sending gorilla emojis all you want but the vast majority of abuse comes from foreigners (usually gambling addicts) and taking the knee does nothing to stop this but in fact worsens it?

>>151390946
Email The FA and ask them. Not like you're busy is it?

>>151390958
calm down aw

>>151390958
no need to melt down over an opinion.

>>151390962
meds, nta

>>151390973
okay aw just calm down open a window go for a stroll

think you should go for a stroll, 190 lad, just not near any schools.

>>151390962
>>151390964
>>151390973
>>151390985
>>151390992
Samefag. The Welsh Paedo talking to himself again and creating his character gimmicks. Thank fuck 4chan is blocked in 2 months, then again, he has a VPN so he'll still post. Just most of us won't be here.

>Open /epl/ for first time in ages
>First post I see
>Characterfaggotry
I hate you people

aw melty

>>151390899
no british team is ever winning another world cup lad this isn't the 60s. britcucks are too weak minded for that
no mines anymore

pointing out he isn't busy really did him in
now he'll whinge about his sleep pattern again

>>151391086
Post about football you tedious CUNT

what do we do when starmer blocks 4chan in 60 days, bong bros?

>>151391213
Well I'll still be able to read it with a VPN but we won't be able to post anymore without buying a pass which I imagine most of us are not going to do

>>151391213
i'll probably an hero
you lads are literally my only mates

>>151391213
get groomed on pisscord is probably the only free option

>>151390880
You're a dumb cunt

>Europe's top clubs, including some Premier League sides, have held discussions about using six substitutes per game to ease the workload on players.

>Sides met at the European Football Clubs' (EFC) general assembly in Rome last week to discuss issues within the game.

>It was not officially on the agenda, but clubs had informal, private discussions about utilising 28-man squads - up from the current 25 - and six substitutes.

HMMMMMMMMM

>>151391213
>in 60 days
source?

>>151390854
Read the first two words of point 1 and immediately lost any interest

>>151391213
I only care about still be able to lurk. Yeah it will affect football threads but /sp/ is shit anyway.

>>151391319
we don't sign our posts here

>>151391330
not long until 120 min 15 vs 15 10 subs multi ball games now.

>>151391213
I hope every VPN gets blocked as well and I can finally be free.
Don't have the willpower to do it myself, I need to be looked after.

I now remember James Ward Prowse

>>151391213
Just use [REDACTED] VPN, it works for me

>>151391213
nothing ever happens

>>151391213
Is this actually true?

>>151391529
Ofcom formally fined 4chan about 20 grand and I think 4chan's lawyers are suing them on the basis that foreign governments have no power over them

>>151387842
>>151387864
>>151387886
>>151387923
He came!

Football's back this weekend, lads

>>151391548
Kinda hope it happens 2bh. This general has been hot dog shit for years and years at this point. There seemed to be a massive dip in quality around about 2018/2019. All the decent posters have been chased away by all the characterfreaks and spammers.

>>151380713
44 hours
lol
Never.
good luck never stopping for gas or sleeping

also, take the Canadian route. might add a day but it's epic (and you won't get shot or imprisoned or car-jacked)

>>151391565
the 5am bandit is coming down your chimney and shitting in your stocking

>>151391577
keep crying aw no one gives a shit what you think

>>151391590
Thanks for reiterating my point sweetie

>>151391577
4chin in general has been a shadow of its former glory. All the boards I used to regularly visit turned, mostly, to dog shit. This website used to be known for its creative meme output that trickled down all the way through the social media pleb filters but there has been nothing original coming out of it in years, not even a single funny raid or some mystery posts.

>>151391598
go on call me 190 next like youre dying to aw you fucking hypocrite, the general was never good anyway the concept of a 'league' general is so moronic only 4chan could come up with it

>>151391612
go back to your containment thread

>>151391626
rude and no.

got to say 5AB stepped it up last night (this morning)

got to say youre one sad fucking cunt aw

>>151390798
YES WE HAVE OFFICIALLY DONE THE DONE TO THEM SAAR

>>151391389
Played in a different continent as well, don't forget that.

>>151391004
>>First post I see
>>Characterfaggotry
kek dave's a poet and he doesn't even know that he is one

it's funny how much stick man united gets when the one manure customer here is relatively civil, meanwhile all the foreign eternal arsenal regulars are utter cancer

>>151391679
did you see them during the transfer window? sure they basically have to shut up now but they start to get delusional and cocky even with a rare win
arseanal customers are joint worse with scousaars though i would say with manure a close 3rd

>>151391679
I'm assuming the whole /MUG/ phenomenon exists because there used to be a lot more Man United fans on here and it was funny winding them up when their team shat the bed. But now it's basically tradition

aw bros it's so le eternal...le disappointment...it's le hope that le kills u

>>151391213
can't you guys just use VPN or buy a pass? :/
also 4chan is banned in iraq but i remember i used to be able to post sometimes, if you use like different browsers and try different internet providers(phone mobile network etc) wiile trying different vpns you can get to the board then turn off your vpn to post.
despite all the shortcomings of modern 4channel it's still part of my routine, and losing it in the season the arsenal are winning The Treble is just cruel honestly....

>>151391679
>the one manure customer here is relatively civil
gay rape fanfic, black willys, and gifs of taking a poo are relatively civil?

Are Villa back?

>>151391512
Only place something like this sort of happens is 4plebs. Can't even see deleted posts now because of it. 100% grim.

To give you guys a taste of what's to come when you're forced to lurk the "thread" when it's just me and the yank, I wanted to say that this breakfast is a waste of time, just fry your egg and toast your bread, made it yesterday and still feel rather silly about it

>>151391783
dont worry you will also have the 1 or 2 lads that pay for a pass and a vpn like that dutch vpn anon, lovely fellow
also that looks pointless just do eggy bread

the reality is that no arsenal player has any experience winning things and they infect every team they touch with their loser dna

>>151391806
>eggy bread
is this the brit version of freedom fries?

>>151391810
Big man Rice is a Europa champion. Or Conference, was it? Can't remember

>>151391616
randimz and funneh charicterzzz XD
Get cancer.

anger bitter lad is finished gooning and now he's on the war path

THEY DON'T WANT NONE
NO
THEY DON'T WANT NONE
THEY LOOKING SCARED
BUT THEY DON'T REALLY WANT NONE

>>151391612
most boards have turned into twitter tier posting or coom posting

>>151391679
United doesn't get stick in here

>>151392052
SOS
I HEAR THEM SHOUTIN'
SOS
I HEAR THEM CRYIN'
WHAT ME SAY

does the epl just flip a coin to decide whether they will put a game on on a Friday night? Little too wishy-washy for me

>>151392222
AMERICAN MALES
AMERICAN MALES
AMERICAN MALES
AMERICAN MALES

Average seconds wasted per set-piece.

1 Arsenal 31.8

2 Leicester City 31.7

3 Brentford 31.2

Arsenal also recieved the most bookings for time wasting last year.

any time I feel like I'm doing poorly in life, I realize that at least I'm not one of these people who spends every waking moment on twitter looking for something to screenshot on post on 4chan for attention
perks me right up

>>151392919
you know what they say, same old arsenal

Is the NLD the worst local derby in the Prem?

>>151393174
if you blame margaret thatcher for all your problems then yes

My family hires a bunch of homeless drug addicts to rape me every other Saturday while we're laughing at Florian Wirtz being a flop and they have a contest to see who can last the longest while masturbating to it.

QUARTER TO SIX BANDIT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!

this retarded leaf and his imaginary friends coupled with the usual 2-3 bong schizos are yanking my pizzle.

>>151392052

Ademola Lookman? no
Rafa Leao? No
Oh that’s Jeremy Doku…no
Udogye? No
damn bro why all the jiggaboos look the same

all you internet tough guy better remember MY country is hosting the world cup, so when you come over to support your country I'll be waiting to punch your lights out

>>151393251
Sounds less painful than watching a record transfer on £400kpw try to play football and less embarrassing than watching the media and pundits try to defend him. Therefore based.

>>151393384
Ah yes the notorious Bournemouth player Rafa Leao

wirtz can't pass lol

>A controversial new ‘salary cap’ - which some believe will destroy thePremier League- could become a reality as early as next month.

>Top-flight clubs are set to vote on anchoring, which limits the amount of money any side can spend to a multiple of the amount the bottom side received in broadcast revenue and prize money, in the coming weeks.

>Both Manchester clubs are known to be opposed to the system, which would run on top of new ‘squad cost ratio’ rules.

>They believe it would rob the Premier League’s of its status as the best on the planet and see the world’s top players abandon the competition in their droves. Some also feel it would wreak havoc with the Championship and make it even harder for promoted sides to survive in the top-flight.

>‘This will kill the status as the best league in the world and all the money that brings,’ said one exec. ‘It feels like we are being sleepwalked into disaster.’

>Known as the ‘top to bottom anchor’ the rule would mean all clubs could only spend five times the amount paid to the side that finished bottom on their ‘football squad costs’ which include player and head coach wages, amortisation (transfer fee spread over duration of contract) and agents’ fees.

SLOP SIXERS & THEIR CUSTOMERS IN MELTDOWN

>>151393421
the prem already isn't the best league in the world tho

>>151391213
that's what you get for voting for herr starmer

>>151393421
>Dual citizens start buying clubs
>Can't have a closed league like the big four in freedomland
>Just introduce loads of new rules that will keep them at the top and where they can take the most dividends
Pure coincidence.

>>151393421
aint going to happen is it irrelevant14er

I'm here as a sounding board if you need some understanding of how the salary cap works (or even what it is)

TND

>>151393421
>buy shit player from promoted side
>loan shit player with stupidly big wages back to promoted side
>bloat lower table wage bill
>still pay players gorillions
please hire me

>>151393392
>>151393472
FOSY

>>151390293
I thought Arteta coached his team to be cynical and to use the dark arts? Narrativebros...

>>151391703
is funny how every transfer season 5+ of them pop up and then come MD4, or so, when reality sets in they scatter to the wind, just to start the cycle next /trans/

>>151393758
He's higher up in this ranking for the same reason City is. It's a possession team. The difference is that City maintain possession looking for a goal and Arteta maintains possession looking for a corner.

>>151393811
One team has the best striker in the world, the other doesn't

>>151393840
Notice you didn't attempt to deny what I said.

>>151393846
of course, you have to play to your strengths, one team has an easier route to goal

Listening to stick to football on my ibeat blaxx

>>151393864
so why did you act like the idea of arteta coaching his team to be cynical and use the dark arts was a "narrative" when now you're admitting that that's exactly what he's done, specifically because it suits the team's strengths?

>>151393872
>ibeat blaxx
alri liam neeson

>>151393890
Because that graph prove they aren't overly cynical? Unless you think corners are le dark arts and cynical

>>151393945
I believe relying on set pieces like a Big Sam team is the definition of cynical, yes.

>concerned only with one's own interests and typically disregarding accepted standards in order to achieve them.
Arteta's Arsenal are a quintessentially cynical team. They do not play as is expected of a Big 6 team, specifically because playing as expected would be determinental to them and so they favour their own interests by playing like a League 2 team.

>>151393960
>They do not play as is expected of a Big 6 team, specifically because playing as expected would be determinental to them and so they favour their own interests by playing like a League 2 team.
And the funniest part is their fans genuinely despise if other clubs play like they do.

>>151393960
Can you explain why your ideal free flowing possession based attacking team in Man City managed 33% possession and 5 shots on goal at the Emirates?

>>151393991
Man City aren't my ideal. Arsenal played very well against Man City and Man City played cynical because of it. Can you talk to me like a human being instead of thinking that everyone who doesn't immediately suck Arteta's cock and gargle his balls are all part of a shadow organisation that exists only in your mind like a fucking schizo dealing with "gangstalking"?

>>151394010
>The difference is that City maintain possession looking for a goal and Arteta maintains possession looking for a corner.
Was just going off your example, mate.

>>151394028
Do you understand what that chart was showing? Are you under the impression it was showing %s based solely on the Arsenal v City match?

even five feels a bit wrong

>>151394052
Are you lost in this conversation, bro? You used City as an example of a team with similar possession but that used it in a non-cynical manner, I provided an example countering that and suddenly you're all over the shop.

>>151394111
Answer my question. What do you think the chart is showing? Is it showing the numbers based solely on the Arsenal vs City match or the numbers based on the the whole season so far? This isn't a tough question. And we both know you won't answer it anyway, because you consider it somehow "losing".

>>151394097
no but what they SHOULD do is break up each half into 15 minutes periods, they're practically doing it informally already with all these water breaks and ground theatrics

its 5am in australia btw

Mo Salah's record vs. the ‘Big Six’ in the Premier League:

Man United: 13 goals, 6 assists
Spurs: 12 goals, 4 assists
Arsenal: 11 goals, 4 assists
Man City: 9 goals, 6 assists
Chelsea: 5 goals, 4 assists

>>151394150
you dont think....

>>151394150
it can't be...can it?

>>151393872
I bet you get mad pussy mate

>>151394097
There's too many games now, squads are getting bigger, gotta share the load

share the load

share the load

master frodo, did you hear me?

share the load

>>151393872
can that bad boy get dynamic ads?

>>151393174
>liverpool-everton
>chelsea-fulham
>brighton-crystal palace (lmao both clubs actually think this is local)
>city-united
literally every other derby is worse except maybe newcastle-sunderland but there hasn't been 1 in a decade

>>151388759
Nwaneri?

Who or what is the 5am bandit?

>>151394602
some anon kept posting in all caps at 5am about how much he hates saka
this really really upset arsenal customers who spent days crying about this creating stories about what his life must be like to be up at 5am insulting their player
when it got pointed out to them that they spent days seething about a couple of dumb posts and they are giving him too much power over them and their entire day the moniker of the 5am bandit was born
they now live in fear of his posts

>>151393174
Worst is Potteries or M69

>>151394602
somebody who stays up all night seething about arsenal

>>151394602
>>151394677
I tried to stay up until midnight to catch him in the act, maybe try reasoning with him (if at all possible). Unfortunately I had a big day as usual and conked out around 10. Today has been another big day but tomorrow I'll give it another go and report back

>>151394602
He's an enigma. A maverick. A reflection of the collective sins of /epl/. Some say he's a hero, others a villain. Nobody knows who he is, or exactly when he will strike next, but there's a good chance it will probably be around 5am GMT and that his words will be devastating and withering to whoever is chosen as his unfortunate victim.

I bet it's just Dave

chuckling at the aussie flag vanishing as soon as someone pointed out what time it is in australia

>>151394602
It's 190, he does the same shit in /box/

>>151395142
190 is a nonce

>>151395151
Yes.

>>151393960
Good morning sir!

>>151395449
It's 9pm mate.

>>151395096
Picturing a fat little idiot chuckling in his dark room.

>>151395533
You dont own a mirror? Could save you some brainpower there.

Any of you chuds watching France U20s in le world cup semi-final?

>>151390646
>the 4 ugliest white men in the entire country
>take any random white lad from any village
>white men
>white lad
>white
>men
>lad
Your motivation is cringetastically clear. Best to stop, this is not that type of board.

>>151395682
FOSY

>>151394568
This is a satire post presumably

>satire post
>not 'satirical'
MONG using words he's simply too thick to properly use!

>>151395682
please stop saying things like 'cringetastically' or turn your vpn off you sandbagging son of a bitch (nice try)

>>151396613
picturing a fat stupid cunt giggling in his trailer home after posting this

>>151396927
i thought it was funny

>>151396613
while I'll openly admit this is a game changer, the true disciplined showman would have bided his time and struck at the perfect moment

>>151396978
vpn off

>>151396613
>not BSL
FOY

>>151397002
how would you know the difference

>>151397032
theyre nothing alike you clueless toad of a yank

>>151397072
i can hear and speak i dont need to know sign language
joking aside though those are completely different im kinda surprised figured there'd be a little more similarity

Disturbing the peaceeee
Look into my eyeeeess
Now tell me the things you blabbing about behind my back

Does anyone that browse these threads actually go to the games of the team they support? I stumbled upon a youtube channel that shows what the 'deluxe experiences' that are sold to fans by different clubs in England are and it honestly looks like fun and relatively cheap(in comparison to getting VIP lounge seating at NFL games). Seems like something to do if you go to England for vacation.

>>151397330
i go to home matches and shitpost when >we have away match threads

it's mindboggling the inferiority complex wogdogs have to blue eyed blonde white nordic men like haaland

life must be hell for arsewogs

There's just no spice to the north london derby because both clubs are chokers and all of their players are faggots. Where are the characters? Who am I supposed to look at on either side and think "phwoar he's a big lump, be tasty if it kicks off here!" Saka? Maddison? Even the BLACKS look like zesty mfers instead of the dangerous kind. Embarrassing. Shouldn't even be a televised match.

You now remember mudryk

>>151397647
>Who am I supposed to look at on either side and think "phwoar he's a big lump, be tasty if it kicks off here

>>151397232
look in my eyes
what do you see
the cuck without personality

>>151397647
lost its last bit of grit when partey left

only 4 more weeks of the international break and then good news lads there's an international break

>>151397330
you're talking about hospitality i think, which for us foreigner fans is really the only way to get a legit ticket

>>151397330
So you have encountered thepaddedseat

oh my dawkins the vibrant english talents eberechi eze and bukayo saka scored again for england!!! wowzers!!!

>>151397841
what a feckin ANIMAL

>>151401851
Wonder how the preparations for his "biggest protest ever" are going

>>151397647
Is there a derby in the current Prem that has spice? Most are so lopsided they're way more boring than the NLD

oh my heckin science the valid english starboys foden and maddison assisted again for england!!! this is so ebin wholesomerino!!!

>>151402742
Them not playing is as valuable as an assist

for me, Alex Ferguson is overrated simple as

>>151402794
As a man manager he is but the way he manipulated the press and PGMOL to get his way on behalf of the club is still underrated

>>151402794
>greatest manager of all time
>overrated
ok boss

>>151402902
What's his record vs guardiola?

>>151403038
how many league titles has pep won? And has he ever won the CL without a stacked team before arriving?

>>151403106
>how many league titles has pep won?
11 at the age of 53. SAF had 5 at that age
>And has he ever won the CL without a stacked team before arriving?
did fergie win the league before he inherited the class of 92? no he was about to get sacked

>>151403194
He didn't inherit the class of 92, they were all his signings.

can we please stop talking about man utd from yesteryear and get back to 2025 man utd

>>151403226
We have /mug/ for that.

>>151403230
We won't be seeing a /mug/ this week

>>151403230
feeling a cheeky /lug/ this weekend

Have arsenal fans ruined London?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cx2n8wd2znzo

5am bandit is so bvsed the goal was scored in a friendly and it was sovl to seethe about it then cry about my sleep pvttvrn omg

>>151403290
The modern thief is a fan of another London club
Don't want to name them but they're the second best team to play in Fulham

>>151403404
>Don't want to name them
best not to innit
the bans are ludicrous

>>151403290
based jonjo

>>151403290
In this article Shelvey implores people to please for the love of Allah join Newcastle United. I think Spanish players look up to Jonjo 'shite' Shelvey and will take his quotes on board.

aw boiling kek

much to consider

>>151403468
They call him the carry master. They say there's nothing he can't carry, and if carrying was an olympic sport, Are Wirtz would win gold.

>>151403290
lotta left wing seethe in the comments

>>151403655
id never looked at bbc comments before, they even have reddit upvotes
very grim

>>151403290
Done him

WELCOME TO INDONESIA NT JOB GRAHAM POTTAAAAA

>>151403711
>because dubai is such a lovely place
yes and much safer than england
>seethe
>seethe
>seethe
>he should learn the language
english is the most widely spoken language in dubai even if it's not the native language and any parallels with people moving to england and not learning the only language spoken in the country don't make sense

>>151403737
>yes and much safer than england
lol

>Last Sunday (12th October) Jack Grealish rocked up in McGettigans, Jumeirah Lake Towers - a chain Irish bar in a bland Dubai expat suburb - just after opening. And proceeded to stay there all day drinking.
>Jack was absolutely lovely to all concerned. Taking selfies, playing with kids, holding people's babies. He even paid for everyone around him in the pub to have a roast dinner. At one point, he also tried to video call Ronan Keating, who he considers "a best mate". Ronan did not pick up.
>Eventually the pints were too much for such an elite athlete, and Jack started to snooze. Someone called one of the local celeb fixers - a big English bloke called Bill - who turned up and got the footballer home. His girlfriend must have been delighted.
Get that Scouse rat cunt Gordon out and bring back Grealish!!

>>151403718
Kluivert clear IMO

jonjo has absolutely rattled him

>Google England's next matches
>Australia and Brazil
>Hmm Brazil that's int-
>It's the women's fixtures
Why does google do this nobody except Neil gives a FUCK about skankball.

just googled "england's next matches" and got serbia and albania

>>151403878
>Not giving me a >(You)
Pathetic mate

>>151401624
he's dutch?

>>151403858
I warned you all a few days ago when I googled "champions league table" and got this monstrosity.

>>151403993
haha, where did you find this one!?

>>151403711
>I hope he and his kids are learning Arabic
Why if he isn't coming back to England?

so dave has resorted to arguing with deleted posts?

Remember when Shelvey posted his willy on twitter? It was so obvious it was him as well

>Sheffield Wednesday will "imminently" be served with a winding-up petition over money owed to HMRC.

Genuinely over.

>>151401624
Saka is aryan, chud.

>>151404081
>Non-league
FUCK OFF, m9

>>151404090
Wednesday are massive mate, worldwide TV figures eclipse the prem combined

Wirtz has gone up in value due to the incessant media coverage about how amazing he's been

>>151404103
>Non-league
>Massive
Massive waste of time, quite possibly

>>151404151
Wednesday are enormous literally one of the biggest clubs in the country mate a sleeping giant literally all the fans of the top prem clubs can't wait for them to get back into the league so they can visit Hillsborough again

>>151404172
You joke but I have personally heard Wednesday fans say the last bit

>>151404081
Mike Ashley is saving them. He's already said.

had to google that he, in fact, is not in jail because of his allegation

>>151404316
What a bizarre thing to hope for
Why even care about that. Not even the incels who are up until 5am on 4chan cry about this one

Imagine getting bullied by Wilf Zaha omds Mateta

>>151404316
Feels like a thinly veiled way for him to say "I hope I come back, once again accepted in normal society and asked questions like 'you were a natural winger Ryan, what was that like?' on BBC Sport".

>>151404390
Is call him giggsy and if he had a problem with that I'd bring it up (you know what up)

>>151404421
He would have a problem. He's the most banterless, confrontational ex-player.

Somehow his son looks like much more mixed-race than he ever did.

>>151404368
There's a not insignificant portion of United fans who think football's been ruined because nobody plays counter-attacking 4-4-2 with flying wingers like when they were good

>>151404316
wouldn't this make the wingers even less technical than in the 2010s and let cus inside men?

>>151404368
i bet the retard giggs doesn't rate adama traore

man united under ferguson played much more attractive football than arteta

Lovable rogues Sunderland will be getting all 6 points from provable timewasters Saudi-anuslicking cheaters Sandcastle "Shitcastle" 'United' "they are fucking shit at football" FC this season

aw melty kek
this thread is his entire life

is this dood a world class cam? /epl/ thinks so

he is so bvsed lol [7am this ends]

dont worry north london bluds once king kai comes back we got the league sorted init

how are gooners dealing with the fact that 45 year old ronaldo is more useful than gyokeres

>>151404723
he has an r/soccer celebration for when he taps in against leeds so it was worth the 90 million pounds

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/oct/16/my-name-is-manchester-united-superfan-fought-to-change-his-identity-bulgaria
>To claim the name of a football club from the capitalist west, however, was mission impossible. Had Marin tried to do so before the fall of the regime, he would almost certainly have ended up in jail.
plastic fans be like "WE WUZ OPPRESSED N SHIEEETT"

>>151404729
just match going lads havin a bit of fun, god forbid.

>>151404553
Overlaping fullbacks doing the classic winger job anyway.

>>151404676
kek wtf
there is bantering your rival club then there is this weird obsession
and a random poland flag joining in for no reason around christmas time (ban and vpn?)
was aw banned on christmas? does that explain everything?

https://x.com/AmorimBalll_/status/1978814376795640085?t=YJzDDv7T4X8TS8cljfh2oQ&s=19
>Nathan Bishop, a former fringe Man United GK, told his experience of needing to meet ten Hag in his room to discuss his contract situtation (because he's basically a young 4th choice GK and needed gametime somewhere)
>"not today" and immediately closed the door
Such an awkward signing too. Not even an academy GK (signed from Southend United) so he's mostly just hanging around except when he got loaned to Mansfield.

>>151404676
>>151405190
(obvious samefag) Most recent post was January? Is this genuinely what's keeping you up until 5am before spamming your dull blogs about your sleep pattern?
LMFAOOOOOoooOooOoo GET A LIFE - really, leave your rancid bedroom - YOU SAD CUNT

Now the inevitable face-saving spam to cover up how much the ENIC protest posts bothered him. But he's let it slip far too many times.

Generational aw melty.

kept up all night by posts from 2023 and we're meant to deal with this simpleton
deary me
Maggie Thatcher's legacy

Get the beers in
Get the queers in
Get the rums in
Get the bums in

name my band

>>151404090
>>151404151
>when one of the thread's resident spergs doesn't get a joke and has a melty

>>151404676
Honestly, this gimmick might be one of the most retarded there's ever been. Up there with the "we are banned from talking about Chelsea" which I'm certain is the same sad cunt.

Get the bags in
Get the fags in
Get the crates in
Get the nitrates in

>>151405721
>we are banned from talking about Chelsea
We aren't?

>>151405780
notice how they always claim we arent banned from talking about them whilst never having the bottle to actually say anything about them, only to talk about them from a meta perspective

>>151405780
Of course we're not.

>>151405807
>gimmickfag crying when being called out about his shit gimmick
What exactly is there to talk about in regards to Chelsea? By your mong logic we are banned about discussing any club that isn't one of the cartel/meme teams.

Who do you support, /epl/ ?

https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AJO78gN

>No Maccabi Tel Aviv fans will be allowed to attend their Europa League match away to Aston Villa because of safety concerns.

>West Midlands Police have concerns about its ability to deal with any potential protests when the Israeli side play at Villa Park on Thursday, 6 November.

>The Safety Advisory Group - the body responsible for issuing safety certificates for matches - informed Villa no travelling fans will be permitted at the match.

oy vey

>Rangers are close to agreeing a deal to secure Kevin Muscat as their new head coach with personal terms and details still to be finalised.

absolute BANTER incoming, especially when you remember how he ended his own career: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkWZyX8lmVU

>>151405895
not surprising for birmingham really

>>151405895
Kek. That's grim, but also good. The last thing we want us those maniacs let loose on the streets of Birmingham causing chaos and then getting to play the victim when they get banged out

>>151405852
I should've posted this on a matchday so we actually get traffic as I don't think we have that many people here otherwise. I would expect Liverpool to be top regardless.

>>151405951
Gotta be Utd surely. There goes his career.

>>151405951
does IBP have an X account because im not sure about that grammar

>>151405951
United, Chelsea and City are all interested in him. Given how Old Trafford is leaky as a sieve when it comes to news getting out, you might expect Indy picked it up from them.

>>151406003
while I famously don't use social media, I imagine Indy purposely adds a typo or two to draw cheap engagement from your IBP's of the world (I use a similar tactic in this thread, if you notice a typo it's because I'm feeling particularly brave (none in this post however (went over it with a fine-tooth comb) as I'm having a big day and my nerves are shot))

who was in the right here /epl/?
https://x.com/jxj_cpfc/status/1978580021867372834

>>151403226
united fans always talking about history

>>151403993
german jadon sancho

>>151404133
wirtz is up in value bc he went for a large transfer fee, are you dumb?

>>151406286
The value should have gone down because HE'S FUCKING DOGSHIT YOU SCOUSE RAT CUNT

>>151406183
why even say this?
your doing well and people are happy for you, but then you gotta fuck it all up by chatting nonsense. truly amazing how much better any man can be if he simply talked less.

>>151406824
>>151406824

500

>>151406150
>>151406939
FOSY